1 | ->''There's a devil and an angel on your shoulder, it's true,\ |
2 | they're always fighting, making a fool out of you.'' |
3 | -->-- '''The Underscore Orkestra''', "Blue Draggish" |
4 | |
5 | ->'''Music/DrDre:''' Alright, stop!\ |
6 | '''Eddie:''' Huh?\ |
7 | '''Dr. Dre:''' Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store\ |
8 | and try to get money out the drawer\ |
9 | You better think of the consequence\ |
10 | '''Eddie:''' But who are you?\ |
11 | '''Dr. Dre:''' I'm your motherfuckin conscience\ |
12 | '''[[Music/{{Eminem}} Slim Shady]]:''' That's nonsense!\ |
13 | Go in, gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs\ |
14 | and borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs\ |
15 | Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days\ |
16 | If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades |
17 | -->-- '''Music/TheSlimShadyLP''', "Guilty Conscience" |
18 | |
19 | ->'''Devil Orange:''' You should tell Cucumber his mother's a pickle!\ |
20 | '''Orange:''' ''(laughs)'' Good idea, Devil Orange!\ |
21 | '''Angel Orange:''' Oh, no, Orange, you can't tell him that!\ |
22 | '''Orange:''' I can't?\ |
23 | '''Angel Orange:''' No! You should ask Cucumber... "Why the long face?" |
24 | -->-- ''WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C41IBSKGF4w Cruel as a Cucumber]]" |
25 | |
26 | ->''Every man hath a good and a bad angel attending on him in particular all his life long.'' |
27 | -->-- Robert Burton |
28 | |
29 | ->'''Devil Pinto:''' Fuck her. Fuck her brains out! Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she want it.\ |
30 | '''Angel Pinto:''' For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!\ |
31 | '''Devil Pinto:''' Ah, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas! You'll never get a better chance!\ |
32 | '''Angel Pinto:''' If you lay one finger on that poor, sweet, helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever! ''([[{{Beat}} beat]])'' I'm proud of you, Lawrence.\ |
33 | '''Devil Pinto:''' You homo! |
34 | -->-- ''Film/AnimalHouse'' |
35 | |
36 | ->'''Dennis' Shoulder Devil:''' Hey, switch the cards. It'll be hilarious.\ |
37 | ''(Dennis looks at his other shoulder)''\ |
38 | '''Dennis' Shoulder Devil:''' What are you looking for?\ |
39 | '''Dennis:''' Isn't there supposed to be an angel over here?\ |
40 | '''Dennis' Shoulder Devil:''' Are you Dennis Finch?\ |
41 | '''Dennis:''' Yes.\ |
42 | '''Dennis' Shoulder Devil:''' Then no. Do it! |
43 | -->-- ''Series/JustShootMe'' |
44 | |
45 | ->'''Janeway:''' What to do, what to do?\ |
46 | '''Shoulder Devil:''' ''Well...'' I think you should--\ |
47 | '''Janeway:''' I have no room for that religious crap. Get that out of here!\ |
48 | '''Shoulder Atom:''' ''Good''. Now, we can discuss this rationally.\ |
49 | '''Janeway:''' Eh, I'm willing to try anything once. Lay some on me. Uh, what would you do?\ |
50 | '''Shoulder Atom:''' Oh. Well, not ''me'' per se; I mean, I'm just an atom. But, I can form a molecule with others and--\ |
51 | '''Janeway:''' ''Bor-ring!'' How do you deal with your enemies?\ |
52 | '''Shoulder Atom:''' Eh-he-he, well... I don't have anything like that. The only thing I could really do is split and hope the energy release would destroy them all.\ |
53 | '''Janeway:''' Eh... not too crazy about killing myself to kill my enemies, but... Hell, I'll keep my options open. Now, what do you think?\ |
54 | '''Shoulder Cowboy:''' ''(panicking)'' What am I even doing here and how the hell do I get out?!\ |
55 | '''Janeway:''' Haha, I like the cut of your jib! All right, what do ''you'' think?\ |
56 | '''Shoulder Spider:''' YOU SHOULD EAT HARRYYYYY!\ |
57 | '''Janeway:''' For the last time, I am ''not'' eating Harry! Not while he's still of use to me... All right, I'm going with the Shoulder Cowboy. We're leaving. |
58 | -->-- '''Website/SFDebris''', "[[Series/StarTrekVoyager Year of Hell]]" |
59 | |
60 | ->'''Nature:''' Hug him! Hug him like you've never hugged anyone before!\ |
61 | '''Nurture:''' What?! No! Don't do it!\ |
62 | '''Nature:''' Hug hug hug hug hug-- MMPH!\ |
63 | '''Nurture:''' ''(grabs Nature)'' Quiet, you!\ |
64 | '''Nature:''' ''(flails arms)'' MMMPH!\ |
65 | '''Nurture:''' Quit squirming! |
66 | -->-- ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', [[http://egscomics.com/comic/2008-06-16]] |
67 | |
68 | ->'''Kora:''' [the supporting characters] were mostly there to die and pad the runtime until the good angel, Michael, fights the bad angel, Gabriel. |
69 | -->-- '''WebVideo/MediaWhorz''' review of ''Film/{{Legion}}'' |
70 | |
71 | ->'''Grigorii:''' Be mindful of the voices--\ |
72 | '''Nephilim:''' Listen to the voices--\ |
73 | '''[[SpeakInUnison Both]]:''' That whisper in your sleep. [[TheChosenMany You are with the chosen]]--\ |
74 | '''Grigorii:''' [[ItsUpToYou But you must choose for yourself]].\ |
75 | '''Nephilim:''' [[BlindObedience But you must make the right choices]].\ |
76 | '''Both:''' You are cursed with free will.\ |
77 | '''Nephilim:''' [[PathOfInspiration We are here to guide you to the light]].\ |
78 | '''Grigorii:''' [[AlienNonInterferenceClause It's not my place to intervene]]. But then, this--\ |
79 | '''Nephilim:''' Even if this is--\ |
80 | '''Both:''' Merely a dream. Make the right choices, and be mindful of [[EldritchAbomination the voices that whisper]].\ |
81 | '''Grigorii:''' [[TheCorrupter They corrupt]].\ |
82 | '''Nephilim:''' [[VillainsNeverLie They speak the truth]]. |
83 | -->-- ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld'' |
84 | |
85 | ->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lincoln Loud]]''': "You know, there's something I've always wondered about that whole thing. When the angel and devil appear on your shoulder, aren't they afraid they'll fall off?" |
86 | ->'''Lynn Loud''': "Well, that wouldn't be a problem for the tiny versions of ''me''. I've got perfect balance." |
87 | ->'''Luna Loud''': "Or they could just grab onto your big poofy hair." |
88 | -->-- ''Fanfic/PeekingThroughTheFourthWall'', "Episode 33" |
89 | |
90 | ->'''Devil Donut''': Go on and eat it. What are you waitin' for?! |
91 | ->'''Angel Donut''': Don't do it! It's [=SpongeBob's=] donut! |
92 | ->'''Devil Donut''': Don't listen to him, he's covered with sprinkles. |
93 | ->'''Patrick''': I hate conflicts! |
94 | ->'''Devil Donut''': It couldn't get any easier than this. Just hook a chain to it, pop it in your mouth, and then when your sponge friend wants it back, just yank it out. |
95 | ->'''Angel Donut''': I hate to admit it, but that's a great idea! |
96 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Donut of Shame" |
97 | |
98 | ->'''Peter:''' If [Lois] finds out I got fired for drinking, she's gonna blame me! |
99 | ->'''Peter's Devil:''' Lie to her! It's okay to lie to women, they're not people like us! |
100 | ->'''Peter:''' Uh, I don't know. ''(beat)'' Hey, where's the other guy? |
101 | ->''(cut to Peter's Angel stuck in traffic on the freeway)'' |
102 | ->'''Peter's Angel:''' Come on, you bastard! I'm late for work! ''(spills coffee on his robe)'' Oh, oh, oh, this is perfect. |
103 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Death Has a Shadow" |
104 | |
105 | ->'''Peter's Angel:''' Hey, uh, sorry, man! Am I late? What'd I miss? |
106 | ->'''Peter:''' Oh, thank God you're here! What do I do? |
107 | ->'''Peter's Angel's Devil:''' Tell him to keep lying! He's in too deep! |
108 | ->'''Peter's Angel:''' Uh, I don't know. ''(beat)'' Hey, where's the other guy? |
109 | ->''(cut to Peter's Angel's Angel also stuck in traffic)'' |
110 | ->'''Peter's Angel's Angel:''' Aw, this his unbelievable! |
111 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', (a little later in) "Death Has a Shadow" |
112 | |
113 | ->'''Josh Allen:''' Don't make any stupid mistakes, Josh! |
114 | ->''[Josh Allen's shoulder angel and shoulder devil appear,]'' |
115 | ->'''Devil Josh:''' Nah, come on. Do something reckless! |
116 | ->'''Angel Josh:''' That sounds fun! |
117 | ->'''Josh Allen:''' Barrel roll it is! |
118 | ->''[Later on in the post credit scene]'' |
119 | ->'''Angel Josh:''' Let's just avoid any unforced errors. |
120 | ->'''Devil Josh:''' It's like we always say... |
121 | ->'''Josh Allen, Angel Josh and Devil Josh:''' [[SpeakInUnison You can't make an omelet without breaking a few tables!]] ''[Snow begins to appear]'' |
122 | ->'''Josh Allen:''' Uh oh, Snow! |
123 | ->'''Josh Allen, Angel Josh and Devil Josh:''' Better move to Detroit for a week! Jinx! |
124 | -->--''WebAnimation/GridironHeights'' MVP Race: Top Gun Edition |
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