Line #13 Quotes/GoKartingWithBowser


1	->'''Otacon:''' The Franchise/DonkeyKong who fought that epic battle with [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]] was this guy's grandfather.\
2	'''[[VideoGame/MetalGear Snake]]:''' That was a long time ago. What about ''this'' Donkey Kong? Does he get along with Mario?\
3	'''Otacon:''' Nope, they're still at it. Seems like they're always competing in something—kart racing, sports, you name it.
4	-->--''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl''
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6	-> ''"Thanks, shadow self! We'll do battle later."''
7	-->-- ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner''
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9	-> ''"I know that sometimes, [[Literature/CasinoRoyale the hero has to play baccarat with the enemy]], even though logically it would make more sense for them to just be trying to kill each other."''
10	-->-- '''Elan''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
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12	-> ''Well, you know what they say: keep you friends close, [[KeepingTheEnemyClose and you enemies a-closer.]] But they also say, if you enemy is a gigantic, spiked creature who breathes a-fire, keep him super duper close!"''
13	-->-- '''Mario''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQVjYNE2Kew Mario Sports Mix Conference]]''
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15	->'''Janey:''' Wait a minute. How could Brer Rabbit be fishing next to Brer Wolf? Didn't he just try to have him for dinner?
16	->'''Brer Turtle:''' It's hard for you people folks to understand, but that's just the way us animals are. We might try to have each other for lunch one day or go bowling the next.
17	-->--''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfBrerRabbit''
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19	->''"The game's premise is simple. Dr. Wily, the ''VideoGame/{{Mega Man\|Classic}}'' series' perennial villain, has given up his goal of world domination. He is now seemingly content to dominate a single soccer stadium. Instead of prancing about a small square room until Mega Man shows up, Dr. Wily's evil robots resign themselves to kicking a ball around a field until Mega Man shows up. And instead of [[JokerImmunity shooting Dr. Wily between the eyes and saving society the trouble of having to put up with him ever again]], Mega Man opts to challenge each of his robot minions to tedious, crudely animated soccer match."''
20	-->--'''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article/18352_the-6-worst-games-ever-farted-out-by-beloved-franchises/#ixzz33YFyRZhn "The 6 Worst Games Ever Farted Out by Beloved Franchises"]]
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22	->'''[[VideoGame/KidIcarus Pit]]:''' When I think of [[Characters/SuperMarioBrosBowser Bowser]], I always picture him deep in his castle, steeling himself for a fight.\
23	'''Viridi:''' Or, you know, playing golf or [[TropeNamers racing a go-kart]].\
24	'''Pit:''' He's looking pretty aggro today. Must be because [[NoFourthWall he's in a fighting game]].
25	-->--''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosForNintendo3DSAndWiiU Super Smash Bros. for Wii U]]''
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27	->'''[[VideoGame/StarFox Fox]]:''' Hey, I know this is awkward, but it's honestly not that big a deal. Wolf and I got over ''our'' differences! Once you let go of your rivalry, you might find you really enjoy each other's company. You might realize you have a lot in common! Lots of us have learned that, sometimes, a villain is just a misunderstood friend.\
28	'''[[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Samus]]:''' Ridley killed my parents.\
29	''([[{{Beat}} beat]])''\
30	'''Ridley:''' ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice One]]'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice time!]]
31	-->--''[[http://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/grudge-match Awkward Zombie]]''
32
33	->MARIO?! What are YOU doing here? Do we have a kart race scheduled for today?
34	-->-- '''Bowser''', ''VideoGame/PaperMarioColorSplash''
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36	-> You mean go-karting with my arch-nemesis? Not really-- How many heroes do that?
37	-->--'''Sonic''', ''ComicBook/SonicBoom'' issue #6
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39	->'''Amy:''' Eggman and I are...Fuzzy Puppy Buddies!\
40	'''Tails:''' (surprised) You're ''friends'' with Eggman?!\
41	'''Amy:''' We're only friends when we're not battling.
42	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'', "Fuzzy Puppy Buddies"
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44	->'''Amy:''' Eggman seems despondant.\
45	'''Sonic:''' Probably has jury duty or something.\
46	'''Amy:''' Well, I'm gonna go talk to him.\
47	'''Tails:''' [[LampshadeHanging Our dynamic with Eggman is very confusing.]]\
48	'''Sonic:''' Really? 'Cause as far as I know, this is how grown men and tween animal people always interact.
49	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'', "Return of the Buddy Buddy Temple of Doom"
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51	->''"Did you miss me, Richie? 'Cause I've missed you. No one wants to play with the clown anymore. Play a game with me, would you? How about Franchise/StreetFighter? Oh, yes, you like that one don't you?"''
52	-->-- '''Pennywise''', ''Film/ItChapterTwo''
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54	-> '''Mario''': Luigi! There's-a only a few more hours until Christmas!
55	-> '''Luigi''': Oh, mama-mia...What are we gonna do, Mario?! We're just-a two guys from Brooklyn! There's no way we can deliver all of these presents to all the good little paisanos in one night-
56	-> '''Bowser''': [[SignatureLaugh BWA HA HA HA!!]] Oh boy, you pesky plumbers sure are in a pickle, huh?
57	-> '''Mario Bros.''': Bowser?!
58	-> '''Bowser''': Easy, now! I'm not here to do any kidnapping this time. Christmas spirit, and all that! ...Speaking a' which, looks like you two could use some help!
59	-> '''Mario''': W-wait, what?
60	-> '''Bowser''': And it just so happens that I know a guy with the fastest-mobilizing army in all the Mushroom World!
61	-> '''Luigi''': And who's-a that?
62	-> '''Mario''': Luigi, I think he means-
63	-> '''Bowser''': That's right, Green Stache! It's ME! BWAHAHAHA! Consider it my gift to you!
64	-> '''Mario''': So wait-a, does this-a mean that you're-a gonna help us?
65	-> '''Bowser''': Bah, what, are your ears filled with Bolognese or something?! I don't sit here flappin' my gums for a hobby, you know! I've got a kid who's been ''real'' good this year, so lemme tell ya straight: You wrap 'em up, I'll ship 'em out. Got it?
66	-> '''Mario''': Well...Okie-dokie! Let's-a-go!
67	-> '''Luigi''': Oh, yeah!
68	-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohjOgc5KLhk&lc=z22ix3mz0v34cd2qv04t1aokg1nk4haxxjvlabnkgjq1bk0h00410 8-Bit Carol Countdown 5 - Merry Mountain WITH LYRICS - Mario Kart Tour Cover]]''
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70	->'''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yami Yugi]]''': I hail from Ancient Egypt. A long-since buried Pharaoh I once ruled over the land: commanding Magicians, Dragons, the very ''ground'' beneath your feet.\
71	'''Perfect Cell''': Alright, I'm actually getting a little excited now.\
72	'''Yami Yugi''': I was unrivaled in my time, and now I stand in modern day as King! So, Perfect Cell, [[DuelsDecideEverything do you accept my challenge]], or do you bow to the whims of my majesty?\
73	'''Perfect Cell''': Finally, someone who ''gets'' it! Step forth your divine providence, Mighty Pharaoh. And let us upheave the land with our battle!\
74	'''Yami Yugi''': than it's time: to D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Du-Duel! ''(Beat)'' Whe-where's your Deck?\
75	'''Perfect Cell''': My D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-De-Deck?\
76	'''Yami Yugi''': Yes, your Deck! Also the Hologram Projectors. What are we going to do this analogue? Because I mean I can, but we're going to have to get a little closer.\
77	'''Perfect Cell''': [[CandidCameraPrank Is this a prank?]] Which one is it, Ashton or Jamie? Oh ''please'' don't tell me its' [[{{Series/Jackass}} Bam Margera]]...\
78	'''Yami Yugi''': I'm Trying to Duel you: in ''Duel Monsters''.\
79	'''Perfect Cell''': Duel... Monsters?\
80	'''Yami Yugi''': It's a Childrens' Card Game: Ancient Egyptians loved it!\
81	'''Perfect Cell''': Fuck, I'm down! How do we play?
82	-->--''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged''
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84	->''"Maybe someday, if we're not fighting for Shen Gong Wu, we could all go out for ice cream. My treat."''
85	-->-- '''Jack Spicer''', ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown''

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