Line #36 Quotes/GilliganCut


1	-> "What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"\
2	''[[[SelfDemonstratingArticle Cut to exactly that]].]''
3	-->-- '''Timon:''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994''
4
5	->Oh, no. Wait a minute! Hold it! I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong! Don't even-- No! Don't look at me like that! You getting "no" from me! You understand? No, I will not ''ever'' sit on those eggs! ''(cut to Wilbur now sitting on the eggs)'' Aww, nuts! [[LampshadeHanging Gotta learn to be more assertive]]. No is no is NO. ''[to the eggs]'' Hey! Quit movin' in there!
6	-->--'''Wilbur''', ''WesternAnimation/TheRescuersDownUnder''
7
8	->'''Steve:''' Can I have the {{tank\|Goodness}} back? I've got a cookie in my pocket...?\
9	'''Grot:''' We ain't givin' it to ya fer a ''cookie''!\
10	''[ten seconds later]''\
11	'''Grot:''' [[LampshadeHanging Damn. He's persuasive...]]
12	-->-- WebAnimation/ADayInTheLifeOfACommissar, a ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' ''{{machinima}}''
13
14	->''"I don't know what happened. I declined his invitation, he started laughing, and the next thing I knew, we were at lunch. ''[beat]'' Did he drug me?"''
15	-->-- '''Ron Swanson''', ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''
16
17	-> '''Freakazoid:''' [[ForTheFunnyz Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things]], like in... you ever watch ''Series/FTroop'', where Agarn says, "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!" And Forrest Tucker's like, "Yeah, you're wearing that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!" [[LampshadeHanging And they wipe]]- [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud blublublublublub]]- [[LampshadeHanging and Agarn's wearin' a dress.]]
18	-> ''[{{whip pan}} to [[Series/FTroop a clip of Agarn wearing a dress]]]''
19	-> '''Agarn:''' Yoo-hoo! Loco Brothers, look who's here for you!
20	-> ''[cue {{laugh track}}]''
21	-> ''[{{whip pan}} back to the show]''
22	-> '''[[JustForFun/CandleJack You-Know-Who]]:''' Oh, I ''love'' that bit.
23	-->-- ''JustForFun/CandleJack'', a ''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkGVhmw7x9Q episode]]
24	--->[[spoiler:Nuh-uh-uh, troper! Not so fast.]]
25
26	->''"[Dimaga] will not be going for burrowed roaches. Meanwhile there's a TON of burrowed roaches!"''
27	-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ci_mxuJVf8 HDstarcraft, commentating on the HDWT fourth Dimaga-Socke game]]
28
29	->'''Young!Homer:''' Kids? Yeah right. You're not going to see a couple of rugrats holding ''me'' down.
30	->''[8 years later, Homer and Marge are holding Bart and Lisa as babies.]''
31	->'''Homer:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall You'd better not put this shot right after I said I wasn't going to have kids]]. [[LampshadeHanging That would be a devastating edit]].
32	-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
33
34	->''"I am not getting a cat."''\
35	''[scene break]''\
36	''"I have a cat."''
37	-->--'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]]''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7271169 Nine Lives]]''
38
39	->''"Quick, someone say "I bet [Billie]'s totally on her way here right now," and then we can like {{jump cut}} to her snoring in bed."''
40	-->-- '''Walky''', ''Webcomic/DumbingOfAge''
41
42	->''"Why would I say "You'll never get me in that sweater" in this scene, and then in the very next scene, I'm wearing the sweater?"''
43	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman''
44
45	->''"He's doing the thing he said he wasn't gonna do!"''
46	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman'', "Sabrina's Christmas Wish"
47
48	->'''Mac:''' You guys have nothing outside of this bar.
49	->'''Dennis:''' Don't worry about us, Mac. We'll be just fine.
50	->''[cut to title card: "Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare"]''
51	-->--''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''
52
53	->'''Amy Rose:''' Sorry, Sticks, but dirt throwing isn't my cup of tea. Thankfully, I know something that ''is'' my cup of tea.
54	->''[cut to inside Amy's house]''
55	->'''Amy Rose:''' A cup of tea.
56	->'''Sticks the Badger:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why did you just say that?]]
57	->'''Amy Rose:''' Remember before when I said "I know something that is my cup of tea"? I was finishing the thought.
58	->'''Sticks the Badger:''' But you said that, like, an hour ago.
59	->'''Amy Rose:''' Yeah, but imagine if you were an outside observer just watching pieces of a conversation.
60	->'''Sticks the Badger:''' You see them too?! ''[[[MediumAwareness glares suspiciously at the audience]]]''
61	-->-- '''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom''', ''Sticks and Amy's Excellent Staycation''
62
63	->'''Chloe:''' Lucifer, this is a ruthless drug lord with who knows how many armed thugs! You can't just walk in there with your three-piece suit and say, ''[Imitates his accent]'' "Hello, drug dealers!"\
64	'''Lucifer:''' ''[Offended]'' I would ''never'' do that.\
65	''[Cut to Lucifer walking into the drug lord's business in his three-piece suit]''\
66	'''Lucifer:''' ''[In Korean]'' Hello, drug dealers!
67	-->-- ''Series/Lucifer2016''
68
69	->Ugh. This is literally going to be the worst vacation ever! ''[cut to Scratchy Bottom Campgrounds]'' This is literally the best vacation ever!
70	-->-- '''Lori Loud''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', "In Tents Debate"
71
72	->'''Ghost T.:''' And don't you even DARE read my diary! Because if you do....Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoooo...A horrible fate awaits you.
73	-> '''Skawo:''' ''(exits room)'' ...We're ''so'' reading that diary.
74	-->--''Skawo'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndFENi_n-lM&list=PLNt9bYwiVIA8R5xb3Nir_T5gYGDOVIzDk&index=52 Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Part 52 - Diary you read it?"]]
75
76	-> '''Jurgen Klopp:''' So every year, the winner of the Champions League hosts a ball in their honor. I can say from experience, it's usually not very fun for the losers. But this year's different, because everybody loves Liverpool! I can feel the excitement all over the house!
77	-> ''[consecutive cuts to Harry Kane, Philippe Coutinho and Cristiano Ronaldo reading the invitation card]''
78	-> '''Kane:''' F''[[[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]]''k!
79	-> '''Coutinho:''' ''[sad sigh]''
80	-> '''Ronaldo:''' Ugh! ''[shreds the card in pieces with his abs]''
81	-->--''WebAnimation/{{The Champions\|2018}}''
82
83	-> '''Cristiano Ronaldo:''' I swear, if this is a [[TheMultiverse multiverse]] situation, I'm going to be ''so'' pissed.
84	-> '''Title card, right on cue:''' A M[-ULTIVERSE-] S[-ITUATION-]: [-STARRING-] T[-HE-] C[-HAMPIONS-]
85	-->--''WebAnimation/{{The Champions\|2018}}''
86
87	-> '''Wedge:''' We'll need wheeled transport, one of the flatcam units our pursuers are carrying, and four sets of women's clothing.
88	-> '''Hobbie:''' Boss, please tell me you're not putting us in women's clothing.
89	-> '''Wedge:''' Very well. I'm not putting us in women's clothing.
90	-> ''[In the next chapter, the Rogues are in women's clothing]''
91	-> '''Hobbie:''' You lied to me.
92	-->--''[[Literature/XWingSeries X-Wing: Starfighters of Adumar]]''
93
94	-> '''WesternAnimation/FoghornLeghorn''': Boy, I say boy, this anime stuff is garbage! You know what you could be havin' right now? You could go to college, get a degree in farming, find a beautiful big-breasted blonde woman and have three beautiful blue-eyed Aryan children, but you know what anime's gonna give you? It's either gonna let you die alone, or you're gonna get a girl who's fat, a [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry,]] or worse, I say worse, both.
95	-> '''Weeb''': I dunno man, [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Evangelion's]] kind of a classic, you should give it a shot.
96	-> '''Foghorn Leghorn''': Now hwhat in tarnation is an Evangel-
97	-> ''["One Evangelion Later" timecard]''
98	-> '''Foghorn Leghorn''': [while marrying an incredibly fat girl dressed as Asuka with cat ears] I say, I say, [[PrecisionFStrike fuck.]]
99	-->--'''Doobus Goobus''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvAtnZWz_6A Boy, I say boy, this anime stuff is garbage!]]"
100
101	->'''Reiner:''' So, by being an unlikable bitch, do you think people are gonna like you ironically?
102	->''(Annie gives him a DeathGlare, then flips Eren on his ass)''
103	->'''Eren:''' Why me?!
104	->'''Reiner:''' Dude, look at how big I am. I'm a beast. ''(SmashCut to him on his ass)'' Argh, you bitch!
105	->'''Eren:''' I don't have a witty retort for that. That's just funny.
106	-->--''WebVideo/AttackOnTitanAbridged''
107
108	->'''Princess Bubblegum:''' Finn! I need you and Jake to guard the barracks tonight. If this creep comes back and lays a ''finger'' on my guards, you show no mercy.\
109	'''Finn:''' Umm... yeah. I'll... do my best.\
110	''(cut to present day, Finn and Jake are now fighting the MonsterOfTheWeek)''\
111	'''Jake:''' Finn! FINN! ''STOP SHOWING MERCY!''
112	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''
113
114	->''[The video depicts [[https://preview.redd.it/uw321x63vbo31.jpg?auto=webp&s=fa209db5d9e3ededc17f24f3a54b823676ace40d a safety manual illustration]] of [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a child choking on a Wii]]]''\
115	'''Bob:''' Yeah, like that would ever happen.\
116	''[A '[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Later...]]' timecard appears]''\
117	''[The scene goes back to the castle, showing Bob writhing on the floor with a [[Platform/NintendoWii Wii]] halfway down his mouth]''\
118	'''Mario:''' Congratulations, you played yourself.
119	-->-- ''WebAnimation/SMG4Crew'', "Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 9 ft. Bob"
120
121	->'''Romani:''' I’m going to have the two of you deployed into a micro-Singularity. All you need to do is take care of a lingering creatures which should not exist and it’ll clean itself right up.\
122	'''Mordred:''' This better not be the fucking Mini-Nobus again.\
123	''[scene break]''\
124	'''Mini-Nobu:''' Nobbu!\
125	'''Mordred:''' ''(thinking)'' Damn you, Romani.
126	-->-- ''Fanfic/DaughtersOfTheWickedWitch''
127
128	->'''[[Anime/FutariWaPrettyCureSplashStar Saki]]''': No evil being could ever have this much fun!\
129	''(scene change)''\
130	'''[[Anime/SmilePrecure Akaoni]]''': One, two, three, go! (launches Majorina into the snow)
131	-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/45075541 Snow Day Mascot Toss]]''
132
133	->'''Blue''': Ah, the Roman Republic. Perhaps the ancient world's most brilliant form of government. It's had a rough go in its later years, but with the right people in charge I bet that it could continue on for centuries to come - like this guy, right here, Julius Caesar, who I'm sure will do everything in his power to preserve the Republic.
134	->''[cut to title card: "Caesar destroys the Republic"]''
135	-->-- ''WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions'', "History RE-summarized: The Roman Republic"
136
137	->'''Laudna:''' Imogen's great! She's got everything totally under control.\
138	'''[[DungeonMaster Matt]]:''' Speaking of which...\
139	'''Imogen:''' ''(hyperventilating)'' WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!
140	-->-- ''WebVideo/CriticalRole''
141
142	->'''Junior:''' I'm serious Anthony, what I said. Promise me that you'll dummy up about this.\
143	'''Tony:''' Yeah, alright.\
144	'''Junior:''' You're sick, people look at you different, they treat you like a fucking nonentity. I'm not kidding. You can't talk about this with anybody.\
145	'''Tony:''' Yeah, yeah, of course. Of course.\
146	''[cut to Janice answering a phone call]''\
147	'''Janice:''' Hello?\
148	'''Tony:''' Uncle Jun's got cancer.
149	-->--''Series/TheSopranos'', "Another Toothpick"
150
151	->'''Sam Clare:''' I'm not selling [my Decentraland plot] until its worth at least $10 million.\
152	'''[[WebVideo/FoldingIdeas Dan Olson]]:''' He sold for $980 a year later.
153	-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiZhdpLXZ8Q The Future is a Dead Mall - Decentraland and the Metaverse]]''
154
155	->'''Nimona:''' Have fun gettin' arrested.\
156	'''Ballister:''' I am NOT gonna get arrested!\
157	''[cut to Ballister getting thrown behind bars]''
158	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Nimona2023''
159
160	->'''Handler:''' You'll need to destroy Zor's top-secret submarine. But don't count on using an escape pod. We find those things at the bottom of the ocean all the time. The people inside are usually ''pretty'' dead.\
161	''(mission starts)''\
162	'''Escape Pod Computer:''' Welcome to our state-of-the-art Zoraxis escape pod!
163	-->-- ''VideoGame/IExpectYouToDie''

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