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1->'''Pablo''': Mr. Freud would have something to say about your obsession with long, pointy objects.\
2'''Nin''': Mr. Freud could say nothing if his tongue was cut out.
3-->-- '''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum''', ''An Ill-Matched Pair''
4
5->Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
6-->-- Quote [[BeamMeUpScotty commonly credited]] to '''UsefulNotes/SigmundFreud'''
7
8->Oh, yeah? Well, sometimes it's a big brown dick!
9-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeCarlin''', responding to the above quote.
10
11->It's a '''SPACE NIPPLE!'''
12-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]''' shows how to invoke this trope on ''WebVideo/{{Unskippable}}'', ''VideoGame/StarOceanTheLastHope''.
13
14->"No, she's absolutely right," said Zeb, patting the enormous pistol at his hip. "This ''is'' a penis substitute. After all, if I could kill at a range of thirty meters with my penis, I wouldn't need to carry this thing around, now would I?"
15-->-- '''Zebediah Carter''', ''Literature/TheNumberOfTheBeast'' by Creator/RobertAHeinlein
16
17->Simplified.\
18Everything's either\
19concave or -vex,\
20so whatever you dream\
21will be something with sex.
22-->-- '''Dream Interpretation''', Piet Hein
23
24->'''Vulcan Raven:''' Wow. Just... wow.\
25'''Psycho Mantis:''' Freud would shit his pants.
26-->-- ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound'', after a JourneyToTheCenterOfTheMind shows that the metaphor for Liquid Snake's mind is a gigantic, penis like building. ([[FridgeHorror And they're standing on a small, grassy hill below said building]]...)
27
28->If it's longer than it's wide, then it's a dick!\
29If it's longer than it's wide, then it's a dick!\
30[[DefiedTrope If it's shorter than it's wide,]] [[InsaneTrollLogic simply turn it on its side]];\
31Now it's longer than it's wide, and it's a dick!
32-->-- '''Anonymous''', sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it."
33
34->Woah, honey, watch how you're holding that thing!
35-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', on Skeletor's, um, [[NotWhatItLooksLike weapon]].
36
37->Christ, everything in this hospital looks like it's a metaphor for sex!
38-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''', on the hospital's treatments in ''Hardgore''.
39
40->''Hey, Finn... Are you thinking about how that guy's bow-tie sorta looked like a bra?''
41-->-- '''Marceline''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''
42
43->''[[Film/FreddyGotFingered This movie]] is 70% phallic symbol.''
44-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]]'''
45
46->''You may have noticed that one of the [[Series/YoGabbaGabba Yo Gabba]] monsters is a flexible salami-like creature with one gaping eye at the top. I'm pretty sure I sketched the original design for that in the margin of a chemistry textbook back in 1985.''
47-->-- '''Creator/CharlieBrooker''', ''Series/YouHaveBeenWatching''
48
49->''...sex between two planes at 35,000 feet.''
50-->--'''Creator/TomClancy''', on mid-air refueling.
51
52->''...filth, I'm glad to say, is in\
53The mind of the beholder\
54When correctly viewed\
55Everything is lewd''
56-->-- '''Music/TomLehrer''', "Smut", ''Music/ThatWasTheYearThatWas''
57
58->''Phallic symbol, phallic symbol.''
59-->-- ''Film/TheWickerMan2006''
60
61-> ''"Magrat says a broomstick is one of them sexual metaphor things."''\
62''Although this is a [[{{Pun}} phallusy]].''
63-->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett,''' ''Literature/LordsAndLadies''
64
65-> '''Elan:''' What, here? Now?? What's gotten into you?\
66'''Haley:''' What? I was just overcome with how much I love you. Though the fact that I've been staring at a [[SandWorm huge worm]] all afternoon may also be a factor.
67-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
68
69->'''Chris:''' ...but we move right from that into a four-minute credits sequence that finally leads us to the snowy, crystalline movie version of the planet Krypton, and its giant Boob of Justice.\
70'''David:''' [[LampshadeHanging You saw a big white dome, and you thought boobs?]]\
71'''Chris:''' Yeah, what did you think?\
72'''David:''' I thought… [[StatingTheSimpleSolution a white dome.]]\
73'''Chris:''' Well obviously you don’t have much imagination.
74-->-- Exchange during the '''Comics Alliance''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-superman-the-movie-1978-part-one/ review of Superman: The Movie]].
75
76->'''David:''' At least he isn’t screaming “LAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” in a theaterical presentation of A Skycab Named Desire.\
77'''Chris:''' No, but he is putting his baby into a giant egg with a bunch of pointy shards of glass. Jor-El is the worst father ever.\
78'''David:''' [[VaginaDentata Vagina dentata!]]\
79'''Chris:''' [[WhatTheHellHero Wait, you bagged on me for thinking the dome looked like a giant boob, but you're going straight to vagina dentata jokes?]]
80-->-- An exchange from later in the same review, thus proving that, indeed, [[TitleDrop Freud was right.]]
81
82->'''Tea:''' Wow, look at all the phallic imagery.\
83'''Joey:''' What? There ain't nothing remotely suspicious about this duel.\
84'''Yami:''' Now, quiver in fear, as my knight's mighty lance penetrates your moist cocoon!
85-->-- '''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'''
86
87-> ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'' is about wanting to climb back into your mom's womb, getting your dick cut off and being endlessly miserable. I am completely serious about this. I'm Jared and welcome to this Wisecrack Edition on the ''Dark Souls'' series.
88-->-- Jared, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LueVmefY_Kg The Philosophy of Dark Souls]]", ''WebVideo/WisecrackEdition''
89
90->''"There's other kinda sexual things in the Olympics. There's the luge, about which I have only one question: what drunken, German gynecologist invented this sport? What guy went, (''in German accent'') 'You know vat? I vant to dress like a sperm, shove an ice skate in my ass, und go balls first down an ice chute. Ja, zat would be fun. No! Zis is for pussies!' 'How will you steer?' 'I vill do Kegels! I vill flex my ass und go down the aisle.'"''
91-->-- '''Creator/RobinWilliams''', ''Live on Broadway''
92
93->''"Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power."''
94-->--Attributed to '''Creator/OscarWilde'''
95
96->'''Willie''': How come their guns are so much bigger than ours?\
97'''Middle aged hood''': It's a phallic thing. I don't know.
98-->--''Film/ImGonnaGitYouSucka''
99
100->'''Brian''': Have I got a big nose, Mum?\
101'''Brian's mother''': Stop thinking about sex!\
102'''Brian''': I wasn't!\
103'''Brian's mother''': You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?"
104-->--''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian''
105
106->''"Ah, that's right -- a Jedi shall not know love... an order of monks whose most precious weapon is their energy sword... a psychiatrist would have a field day with the lot of you."''
107-->--'''Vianna D'Pow''', ''ComicBook/StarWarsTales 13: Children of the Force''
108
109->''"Do you know of Doctor Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you".''
110-->--'''Rose''' (to the Titanic's builder), ''Film/Titanic1997''
111
112->''"If you look hard enough, like really, really hard, you'll find a dick, pretty much everywhere."''
113-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTRGK-DPq_M A song about Freud]] by '''Creator/ZeFrank'''
114
115->''"I'm tryin' to say is that...come on now, the ''UsefulNotes/{{Wii}}''? Come on, that c--that little controller, baby? That looks like a dildo! Aight, I ain't tryin' to play my games with no ''dildo''. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y'know...''VideoGame/WarioWare''...[[AssShove shove it up your ass game]]. Yeah, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there's any minigames where, you know...you have to shove it up your ass."''
116-->--'''Chad Warden''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyufDxxWIsM "Why the PS3 is better than the Wii and 360 (part 1)"]]

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