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1	-->'''Eddie''': Richie, please, I'm begging you - no, I'm threatening you. If you don't shut up, I'm gonna cut your head off, shove it in the microwave, wait until it goes ping, mash it up with a bit of milk and butter and ram it up your backside! [[LargeHam SO JUST SHUT UP!]]
2	-->'''Richie''': Fine, if you wish it, we shall sit in silence.
3	-->'''Eddie''': It could save your life.
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5	-->'''Filthy''': This morning I coughed so hard I sucked my trousers up my backside.
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7	-->'''Richie''': And completely by surprise, you're going to die. Yeah, everyone will think it was an accident except me, the strange enigmatic figure with the chainsaw.
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9	-->'''Richie''': Ahh... the morning... the morning. How glad I am that I've always spurned regular lovers, because, of course, by sleeping alone, I get me all to myself. And I always know I'm going to wake up next to the most attractive person in the world.
10	-->''(Eddie emerges from under the duvet)''
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12	-->'''Eddie''': Blimey, I wouldn't want to face that crowd: they're getting a bit restless. Battersea bouncers really do bounce.
13	-->'''Filthy''': Don't mither the act Edward, Richie has enough to concern him already, [[TakeThat what with being crap]].
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15	-->'''Eddie''': It is [[MeaningfulName Filthy Ralph]], the impresario, promoter, pornographer and common thief.
16	-->'''Richie''': I know who Filthy Ralph is.
17	-->'''Eddie''': [[BreakingTheFourthWall Yeah, but they don't.]]
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19	-->'''Filthy''': Richie, I've got bad news for you-
20	-->'''Policeman''': You're nicked.
21	-->'''Richie''': Oh come on, I wasn't ''that'' bad.
22	-->'''Eddie''': It was your alibi, it collapsed. Mr Forsyth followed us here. It's prison for us!
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Context Quotes / FilthyRichAndCatflap