Line #2 Quotes/ExtremeOmnivore


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3	[[folder:Schlock Mercenary]]
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5	->'''Tagon:''' Headcount! There were three goons! Three! Where's the third one?\
6	'''Schlock:''' Yum?\
7	'''Narrator:''' Food that talks is not food, [[WhatMeasureIsAMook but the goon never said anything, so it's okay, right?]]
8	-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-03-07 March 7, 2004]]
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10	->'''Schlock:''' PX guy wanted proof I needed all that food. Went on a binge then an' there.\
11	'''Legs:''' That's never made you sick before. How much did you eat?\
12	'''Schlock:''' Four bottles.\
13	'''Legs:''' That's not very--\
14	'''Schlock:''' ...of concentrated solvent.\
15	'''Legs:''' Perhaps you need to be a little more discriminating when you binge.
16	-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-03-10 March 10, 2008]]
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18	->'''Schlock''': I'm an [[BlobMonster amorph]]. Dinner isn't coming back up unless it can ''fight'' its way back up. Smutto is just corn and soy, it'll stay down.\
19	'''Ebbirnoth''': It's not ''just'' corn and soy. It's also a bacteria colony fighting off a fungal infection. Smutto is a little pile of ''germ warfare'' disguised as a side dish.\
20	'''Schlock''': Okay, sure. But the last time I had to spit something out it was an [[GreyGoo infection of nanobots]]. The Smutto I dropped down the hole is way out of its league.\
21	'''Ebbirnoth''': You can eat ''anything'', then?\
22	'''Schlock''': Amorphs are weird that way.
23	-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-08-10 August 10, 2008]]
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25	->'''Kathryn''': You eat your enemies as a ''fallback option''?\
26	'''Schlock''': No. I eat my enemies ''when they are delicious''.
27	-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-01-07 January 7, 2011]]
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29	->'''Bunny:''' Sergeant, did you just drink medicine out of a bottle you found on the ground?\
30	'''Schlock:''' Yes.\
31	'''Bunny:''' I... I...\
32	''[[[BeatPanel beat]]]''\
33	'''Bunny:''' Okay, I guess I can't see how that could possibly be more dangerous than swallowing two armed men whole. As you were.\
34	'''Schlock:''' And you humans call yourselves omnivores.
35	-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-02-26 February 26, 2011]]
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37	->'''Ebbirnoth:''' We need a word that means "omnivorous like a forest fire."\
38	'''Schlock:''' When you find that word, I will eat it.
39	-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-11-09 November 9, 2013]]
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41	->'''Ebbirnoth:''' Whoa, it's ''definitely'' not safe to eat. Forget metal toxicity, I've found what's laying down the metals. Some of the tissues host free-ranging cells that are more like industrial nanobots. These "metalocytes" would tear us up inside.\
42	'''Schlock:''' ''That's'' the fizzy taste. They're trying to electroplate me from the inside!\
43	'''Murtaugh:''' Aren't you listening? Why are you still eating that?\
44	'''Schlock:''' Food that fights back builds character. Also, I like the fizz.
45	-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-11-25 November 25, 2013]]
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47	->'''Murtaugh:''' From the mouth of the mundivore.\
48	'''Schlock:''' Mundi-vore?\
49	'''Murtaugh:''' Latin for "world-eater."
50	-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-02-24 February 24, 2014]]
51
52	->'''Schlock:''' ''[on eating million year-old cyborg brains]'' Does the fizzy taste go away?\
53	'''Hioefua:''' Did Murtaugh tell you that "mundivore" might also be translated to ''"devourer of the universe?"''
54	-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-03-08 March 8, 2014]]
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56	->'''Schlock:''' Hey, quick question. What do you guys eat?\
57	'''Pa'anuri 1:''' Eat?\
58	'''Schlock:''' Eating is a baryonic thing.\
59	'''Pa'anuri 2:''' We fuel ourselves via transduction of gravitational differentials, and we store that energy in coils and lattices of complex umbral "molecules."\
60	'''Pa'anuri 1:''' ''[[TooDumbToLive WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING ITS QUESTIONS?]]''\
61	'''Schlock:''' So, theoretically, I could get energy by eating YOU?\
62	'''[[OhCrap Pa'anuri 2]]:''' [[DidntThinkThisThrough Because answering questions seemed harmless?]]
63	-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-04-29 April 29, 2020]]
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65	->Carbosilicate amorphs are like organic chemistry labs where the rigorous science has been swapped out for a voracious appetite. Sure, all organic life-forms can ''do'' chemistry. Amorphs, however, do it ''on purpose.'' And very few of them do it as well as Sergeant Schlock.\
66	Sadly, Schlock's skills with the organic chemistry of "ordinary" baryonic matter do not apply within the dark realm of ''non''-baryonic molecules. But the Sergeant has just learned that non-baryonic chemistry ''exists...''\
67	He has an appetite for learning. A voracious appetite...
68	-->-- Schlock develops a taste for dark matter, ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-04-30 April 30, 2020]]
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70	->'''Pa'anuri:''' This new enemy has all the fast-burning ferocity of baryonic life, ''and'' it has [[OurDarkMatterIsMysterious all our own power over the shift and shape of space]]. It is not a monster. [[HorrifyingTheHorror "Monster" is not enough of a word]].\
71	'''Schlock:''' ''The word you want is '''"[[CallBack mundivore]]".''''' It means world-eater. Or maybe universe-eater. I won't know which until I'm done eating.
72	-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-06-20 June 20, 2020]]
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75	[[folder:Everything Else]]
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77	->'''Bizarro:''' Bugs came from godship and started eating. They ate Bizarros, buildings, even part of Bizarro World itself. Once they am full, they fly back into godship and more would come out.\
78	'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' Huh. Omniphagus supplicants to produce fuel. Interesting\
79	'''Bizarro:''' Huh?\
80	'''Supergirl:''' Those things go out and eat something, then they return to the ship and are processed.
81	-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Bizarrogirl}}''
82
83	->''[[EatingShoes Eat your shoes]]\
84	Don't forget the strings\
85	And socks\
86	Even eat the box\
87	You bought 'em in\
88	You can eat the truck\
89	That brought 'em in\
90	Garbage truck\
91	Mmmmm... moldy garbage truck\
92	Eat the truck and driver,\
93	And his gloves\
94	Nutriciousness!\
95	Deliciousness!\
96	Worthlessness!''
97	-->--"Mr. Green Genes", by '''Music/FrankZappa''' and the Mothers of Invention
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99	->''"I watched Marco eat some of the popcorn. I did as he did... The texture was rough and strange. And the flavor! It reminded me of a food called pizza. But there was just a hint of cigarette butts, which I also enjoy. Although Prince Jake had told me never to eat cigarette butts again. They are bad for you."''
100	-->-- '''Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill''', ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'' #8
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102	->''"Ike says he found your luggage in the lobby. And he would like to apologize for eating your pants."''
103	-->-- '''Professor Quadrangle''', ''VideoGame/QuantumConundrum''
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105	->''"You're right, it does look delicious."''
106	-->-- '''The Cannibal''', ''VideoGame/SwordOfTheStarsIILordsOfWinter'', when targeting an enemy, be it spacecraft or planet
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108	->''"Yeah, that's real fine expensive gear you brought out here, Mr. Hooper. 'Course I don't know what that bastard shark's gonna do with it. Might eat it, I suppose. Seen one eat a rockin' chair one time."''
109	-->-- '''Quint''', ''Film/{{Jaws}}''
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111	->'''Manny''': What are you eating?\
112	'''Bernard''': It's some kind of delicious biscuit.\
113	'''Manny''': Bernard, it's a coaster.\
114	'''Bernard''': Is it? Are there any more?
115	-->-- ''Series/BlackBooks'', "The Grapes of Wrath"
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117	->''"Look, I am capable of fixing your keyboard or eating it. Guess which I'm closer to doing?"''
118	-->-- '''Ike''' the half-manticore, ''Webcomic/SkinDeep'', beginning to get irritated
119
120	->''"Inedible. {{Tastes like chicken}}."''
121	-->-- '''Louie''' on the Mamuta, ''VideoGame/Pikmin2''
122
123	->''"Yeah, he ate one of my cars once. Yeeeah. The whole car. Just with, like, a fork."''
124	-->-- '''Scooter''' (on Crazy Earl), ''VideoGame/Borderlands2''
125
126	->'''[[TooDumbToLive Katelynn]]:''' Trick or treat!
127	->'''[[CoolBigSis Mackenzie]]:''' Katelynn, it's ''Christmas'', not Halloween.
128	->'''Katelynn:''' Ooh, but look at all the ''candy''!
129	->'''Mackenzie:''' Do ''not'' eat the decorations. Those candy canes aren't edible. Remember last Christmas when you had to get your stomach pumped?
130	->'''Katelynn:''' ''No'', I ''don't'' remember. I was ''sedated''!
131	->'''Mackenzie:''' It was like a fucking piñata in there!
132	-->-- ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'', Episode 38
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134	->''[[WhatDidIDoLastNight "I don't remember much after I ate the lamp."]]''
135	-->--'''Grunt''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''
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137	->During the whelp's upbringing, it will be initiated into the secrets of the [[GodOfEvil Great Maw]] and taught to gulp down and digest the most foul and poisonous substances, from ragged hunks of rotten meat, to ground-up bedrock and the slimy, toxic intestines of stone trolls. An adult [[WitchDoctor Butcher]] takes pride in the fact he can consume substances that can ravage the digestive systems of [[OurOgresAreHungrier even his fellow Ogres]]. [...] This gastronomic fortitude is a great source of respect from the rest of the tribe, who believe that to cross a Butcher is to cross the Great Maw itself, and therefore doom themselves to premature reincarnation [[MonstrousCannibalism as a hot and nourishing stew]].
138	-->''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}: Ogre Kingdoms Army Book (6th edition)''
139
140	-> ''"Hey Steven! Is there any more engine oil? I need it for the sandwich."''
141	-->--'''Amethyst''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''
142
143	->'''Florence:''' Sam, a cockroach just took a bite of your food and died!\
144	'''Sam:''' HA! SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, BABY!
145	-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''
146
147	->After spending years (and thousands of dollars) shoveling down [[{{Expy}} O'Tolley]]'s burgers and fries, the {{burger\|Fool}}man gains [[AcquiredPoisonImmunity immunity to the ingested poisons]]. Later, as his digestive tract grows in strength and power, he is able to eat anything -- the wrappers, the napkins, the bags, the straws, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick coworkers]]... many burgermen with this ability start out in O'Tolley's kitchens, eating the food leftover at the end of the day. After years of [[MasochistsMeal wrecking their insides]], they develop [[ImAHumanitarian strange cravings and desires]]: while O'Tolley's rarely [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies serves human to humans]], there are the occasional perks handed out to lifetime employees and special customers.
148	-->--''TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse -- Book of the City''
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150	->The [[LovecraftCountry Kingsmouth]] woods are eerily devoid of life. The {{Wendigo}} prefer the nuanced contexts they can taste in [[ImAHumanitarian human flesh]]. They find your scent heady, sweetling. They can smell your first kiss. They can smell your first fear. They can smell the day you lost your innocence. But when human sweet meats are not available, they will consume all other life. We see them now, starving Wendigo, taking massive bites out of the trees and stones.
151	-->--'''The Buzzing,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''
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153	->The [[EliteMooks Ironguts]] display their intestinal prowess by eating a range of unpalatable items ranging from rusty nails and hot gravel to iron-banded cartwheels and chainmail armour, which is particularly troublesome to chew. It was one of these contests that gave rise to the myth of "When Bolgut Fell Ill", a favourite amongst Ogre whelp due to its fanciful nature. After all, as everyone knows, there is very little an Irongut cannot digest.
154	-->--''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}: Ogre Kingdoms Army Book (8th edition)''
155
156	->When in doubt, just ask a [[BlobMonster Snuuth]] to eat it. That trick works on both alien parasites and dubious Plutonian 'ready meals' (which are probably fairly similar in appearance, texture, and taste).
157	-->-- FlavourText of the '''Purple People Eater''' tactic, ''VideoGame/LegacyOfAThousandSuns''
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159	->'''Secundus''': What's this?\
160	'''Waitress''': The bill.\
161	'''Secundus''': Did I order this?\
162	'''Waitress''': Everybody gets one.\
163	'''Secundus''': I see. eats the bill Very pleasant.
164	-->--''Film/AbraxasGuardianOfTheUniverse''
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166	->Elaine, from that day forward,\
167	Was always in command.\
168	On hikes, she'd eat some birch-bark.\
169	On swims, she'd eat some sand.\
170	At meals, she'd swallow prune pits\
171	And never have pain,\
172	While everyone around her,\
173	Would giggle, "Oh Elaine!"
174	-->--"Eat-it-all Elaine" by Kaye Starbird
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176	-> ''"I’ll eat absolutely anything! There are no bad ingredients, just bad cooking!"''
177	-->--'''Xiangling''', ''VideoGame/GenshinImpact''
178
179	->'''Porcoline:''' Is iron edible?\
180	'''Lest/Frey:''' Definitely not.\
181	'''Porcoline:''' Really?\
182	'''Lest/Frey:''' Really.\
183	'''Porcoline:''' Even by moi?\
184	'''Lest/Frey:''' ''(sweatdrops)'' ...Probably not.\
185	'''Porcoline:''' Even if I put everything I have into eating it?\
186	'''Lest/Frey:''' [Good boys and girls, [[DontTryThisAtHome please do not attempt this.]] On no level is it a good idea to imitate Porco.]\
187	''(The next day)''\
188	'''Porcoline:''' Is bronze edi--\
189	'''Lest/Frey:''' NO.
190	-->--''VideoGame/RuneFactory4''
191
192	-> ''"Damn, there's everything in here! Pinecones, moss, chalk, jars of salsa...Pieces of ice, black crumbs from the toaster, jawbreakers...Oh, and like actual food, too."''
193	-->-- '''Susie''', ''VideoGame/{{Deltarune}}''
194
195	->''Ate it?''
196	->''Ate it.''
197	->''Well, it ''looked'' like a hot dog.''
198	->''His companions wailed, "YOU... YOU ATE... YOU ATE THE... YOU ATE THE BATON!"''
199	-->-- ''[[Literature/TackyThePenguin Tacky and the Winter Games]]''
200
201	->'''Peacemaker:''' Ever since I had a team-up with Matter-Eater Lad, my sense of what's normal is a little fucked up...\
202	'''Murn:''' You have to keep Vigilante close. If he talks, he could ruin everything.\
203	'''Peacemaker:''' ''[not paying attention]'' I once saw him eat an entire Wendy's restaurant...\
204	'''Murn:''' ...Vigilante ate a ''restaurant?''\
205	'''Peacemaker:''' No, Matter-Eater Lad. That's his power, he can eat anything. Maybe they took too long with his fries or something...? The guy's a fuckin' lunatic.
206	-->-- ''Series/{{Peacemaker 2022}}''
207
208	->'''Spyro''': Uh, where's the fridge?\
209	'''Trigger Happy''': Apparently Wrecking Ball's been sleep-eating again.\
210	'''Spyro''': [[DeadpanSnarker I told him not to midnight-snack, would he ever listen.]]
211	-->--''WebAnimation/BlackRhinoRanger'', "2nd Anniversary of VideoGame/{{Skylanders}}"
212
213	->''"''No!'' Human paperclips are ''not'' a good meat substitute! Have people been eating those?!"''
214	-->-- '''Gus''' to Eileen, ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse'', [[Recap/TheOwlHouseS3E2ForTheFuture "For the Future"]]
215
216	->''That little Hylian from before is named Link. He's got a respectable appetite. Loves to eat meat, fruit, vegetables... [[BreadMilkEggsSquick all sorts of things a decent person wouldn't dream of eating]]. Link will cook up and eat just about anything. I offered him some [[EatDirtCheap Grade A rock roast]] to help refine his palette. I asked him how it tasted. He liked it so much he was speechless. I knew Hylians could eat rocks too!''
217	-->-- '''Daruk's Training Journal''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild''
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219	->'''Gordon Freeman''': ''[Having found a military radio]'' Who can do the best soldier voice? Have you- you've heard what they sound like, they're g- ''[Notices the radio is suddenly missing, and [[CloudCuckoolander Dr. Coomer]] is standing right by where it was]'' What'd you do?\
220	'''Dr. Coomer''': Gordon, I'm full.\
221	'''Gordon''': (Beat) H- ...he- ...he ate it...
222	-->-- ''WebVideo/HalfLifeButTheAIIsSelfAware''
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