Line #68 Quotes/EvilPlan


1	->''"For this to work, what you need is the power of my [[FightingSpirit Stand]], The World. Beyond the powers my Stand shall bestow upon you, lies the path you must travel in order to find the gates of Heaven. What you will need once on the path is a trustworthy friend, someone capable of controlling their own selfish desires, a person who shares no interest in sex, fame, wealth, or power, and above all, they must be someone who choose the will of God before the law of humans. The question remains, will I ever cross paths with someone like this one day? Additionally, you need the souls of more than thirty-six humans who have committed atrocious sins, that is because those who have sinned harbor a strong power within. Of equal note, there are [[MagicalIncantation fourteen words]] you need to keep in mind, their significance is vital to this plan, so I will engrave them onto my Stand to ensure that I never forget them myself. What is most necessary is courage, I'm loathe to do so but I must have the courage to relinquish my Stand once, as it gradually disintegrates, my Stand will take form and absorb the souls of the thirty-six sinners and will give birth to [[OurHomunculiAreDifferent something entirely new]], whatever is born will awaken. And once these fourteen words are uttered by my trusted friend, the newborn will express a keen interest. In this moment, my friend will trust me as I befriend this new entity. Lastly, you will need an appropriate location; north latitude 28 degrees - 24 minutes, west longitude 80 degrees - 36 minutes. Go there and wait patiently for the next [[CelestialDeadline new moon]], that my friend, is when Heaven will come."''
2	-->-- '''[[GreaterScopeVillain Dio Brando]]''', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStoneOcean''
3
4	->'''Mayor:''' Master Betty, might I inquire: What ''is'' the Evil Council's plan?\
5	'''Master Betty:''' Nnnng. It is ''EVIL''! Mnyah! It is '''so EVIL'''! It is a bad, bad plan... that will hurt many... people... that are good. I think it's great 'cause it's ''so bad''!\
6	'''Mayor:''' I see... I think.
7	-->-- ''Film/KungPowEnterTheFist''
8
9	->''"My evil plan to save the world,\
10	just you wait till it's unfurled!\
11	It'll go down in History!\
12	It's prophetic! No it's not pathetic. \
13	I can't believe I made it up myself!''"
14	-->-- '''Music/FiveIronFrenzy''', "My Evil Plan to Save the World"
15
16	->''"My fellow bad guys, I, ComicBook/LexLuthor, your leader, will speak now about my, Lex Luthor's, plan. My villainous, villainous plan. Question the plan at your peril. Uh... any questions?"''
17	-->-- '''The Flash''' [[FreakyFridayFlip in Lex Luthor's body]], ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Unlimited'', "The Great Brain Robbery"
18
19	->'''The Tick:''' All right Idea Man, what's the big idea?!\
20	'''Idea Man:''' ...Well, we thought we'd steal a lot of money, and then we'd be rich. Then, we wouldn't have to work no more.\
21	'''The Tick:''' ''[gasp]'' You ''cads''!
22	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheTick''
23
24	->''"No, mom, he's evil. You don't know this about him? He has evil schemes. Normal people don't have schemes of '''any''' kind!"''
25	-->-- '''Vanessa Doofenshmirtz''' (on the subject of her father), ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''
26
27	->''Eeeeeeevil plans!''\
28	''We are making eeeeeeevil plans!''\
29	''Evil deeds with eeeeeeevil hands!''\
30	''We are making eeeeeeviiiiiiil plaaaaaaans!''''
31	-->--'''The Death Eaters''', "It's Not Over Yet", ''Theatre/AVeryPotterSequel''
32
33	->''From the brain that brought you the Big Ben caper,''\
34	''The head that made headlines in every newspaper,''\
35	''And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge job,''\
36	''That cunning display that made Londoners sob,''\
37	''Now comes the REAL tour de force! Tricky and wicked, of course!''\
38	''My earlier crimes were fine for their times, but now that I'm at it again...''\
39	''An even grimmer plot has been simmering in my great criminal brain!''
40	-->-- '''Ratigan''', ''WesternAnimation/TheGreatMouseDetective''
41
42	->''"Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design."''
43	-->-- '''Emperor Palpatine''', ''[[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi Star Wars: Return of the Jedi]]''
44
45	->''"Well, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do. Evil plots don't just make themselves, you know."''
46	-->-- '''Prince Ludwig the Indestructible''', ''Series/{{Blackadder}} II''
47
48	->''"Evil things have plans. They have things to do."''
49	-->-- '''Anya''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
50
51	->'''Wesley:''' I don't need to hear your evil plans.\
52	'''Lilah:''' No, it just turns you on, knowing I have 'em.
53	-->-- ''Series/{{Angel}}'', "Ground State"
54
55	->''"And now for the proceeding with the plan I have planned!"''
56	-->--'''Fawful''', ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory''
57
58	->'''Conner:''' Soon this town will be rid of you and all the Coon Friends!\
59	'''Stan:''' We're Freedom Pals, fatass.\
60	'''Timmy:''' We know what you're doing Eric, putting cat urine into people's drugs and alcohol to make them crazy.\
61	'''Wendy:''' We wanna know why!\
62	'''Conner:''' This city is sick. We both know it. There's only one time of year when this town is the way it should: on Christmas. So I joined the Chamber of Commerce, and used to unleash my master plan. Escalate crime in the city. Blame crime on Mayor. Run for Mayor. Get tons of followers. Clone New Kid into genetic mutant. Win Election. Make everyday Christmas. What do you think? Pretty sweet plan, right?
63	-->--''VideoGame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole''
64
65	->'''Helen''': Daria, the easiest thing in the world for you is being honest about what you observe.\
66	'''Daria''': And...\
67	'''Helen''': What's hard for you is being honest about your wishes. About the way you think things should be, not the way they are. You gloss over it with a cynical joke and nobody finds out what you really believe in.\
68	'''Daria''': Aha! So my EvilPlan is working.
69	-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'', "Write Where It Hurts"
70
71	->"As soon as I finish these [[LargeHam WAFFLES]] I will get started on my next EEEEEEVIL PLAN!
72	-->--'''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim''', ''Zim Eats Waffles''
73
74	->''"Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, '''awful''' idea!"''
75	-->-- ''Literature/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas''
76
77	->'''Dancer Man:''' There’s only one thing left before I unleash all these clones in my hideous master plan!\
78	'''Agent Smoulder:''' What’s that?\
79	'''Dancer Man:''' A hideous master plan. I haven’t thought of one yet.
80	-->-- '''The X Fools'''
81
82	->'''Regent Cid''': <Ribbit!> Kuja didn't touch you, did he?
83	->'''Hilda''': His soul was filled with hate, but he was polite to me. He just talked an awful lot.
84	->'''Regent Cid''': What about? <Ribbit!>
85	->'''Hilda''': Well, he divulged his master plan to me. I didn't even have to ask. It was tiresome. But what he spoke of... it was truly a scene from a nightmare.
86	->'''Regent Cid''': What did he say?
87	->'''Hilda''': That he was not of this world. He said his aim was to use this world to acquire an even more destructive power...
88	-->-- ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX''
89
90	->''Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking.\
91	A dangerous pastime, I know.\
92	But that whacky old coot is Belle's father,\
93	And his sanity's only "so-so".\
94	Now, the wheels in my head have been turning,\
95	Since I looked at that loony, old man.\
96	See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle,\
97	And right now I'm evolving a plan!\
98	[...]\
99	No one plots like Gaston,\
100	Takes cheap shots like Gaston,\
101	Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston!\
102	Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful,\
103	As down to the depths you descend.\
104	I won't even be mildly remorseful,\
105	Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end.\
106	Who has brains like Gaston?\
107	Entertains like Gaston?\
108	Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?\
109	And his marriage we soon will be celebrating,\
110	My, what a guy!\
111	Gaston!''
112	-->-- '''Gaston''', ''Gaston (Reprise)'', ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast''
113
114	->''"Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of'' another ''box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...'' [Laughs] ...I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! ''It's brilliant, brilliant,'' brilliant,'' I tell you! Genius, I say!'' [knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which instantly [[ThatPoorPlant shrivels up and dies]]] ''...Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with'' this!"
115	-->-- '''Yzma''', ''WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove’'
116
117	->''"In one day of terror, the executive authority of Planet Earth will pass to Harmony Shoal. It's a good plan, I like it. How come our side never gets plans like that?"''
118	-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWho2016CSTheReturnOfDoctorMysterio The Return of Doctor Mysterio]]”
119
120	->''"[[AvertedTrope Oh, it's not an evil plan.]] I don't really know what to do when it isn't an evil plan."''
121	-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWho2017CSTwiceUponATime Twice Upon A Time]]”
122
123	->''I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers...'''foreign''' shoulders. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak '''their''' language. With each new post, my masters changed, along with the words they made me speak. Words are...peculiar. With each change, I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong...war changed me, and not only my visage. '''Words can kill'''. I was invaded by words, burrowing and breeding inside me...\
124	\
125	A philosopher once said "[[ArcWords It is no nation we inhabit, but a language. Make no mistake; our native tongue is our true fatherland.]]" My fatherland...my truth was stolen from me, and so was my past. All that's left is the future, and mine is '''revenge'''. On those who leech off the words of their fellow man. This is what I learned from the Major...and then it hit me: it was '''he''' who should feel my wrath. He and the '''code''' he chose as basis for control. Language codes, information codes beamed all around us, genetic codes spanning history. By controlling the codes, [[GreaterScopeVillain Cipher]]...'''[[EvilFormerFriend Zero]]''' intends to [[TakeOverTheWorld unify the world]]. Codes implanted into our heads, sucking our minds dry as it spreads from one host to the next. A parasite upon this Earth...that is what Zero wants. As one born into this world, he is afflicted. I hold him responsible for killing my freedom, killing all traces of my past, killing any promise of a future...We are all dead men forced to walk upon this Earth, a world reduced to '''Zero'''. Cipher plans to use its words to control the world...they think they can...and the "mother tongue" of all those codes is English. The word became flesh...\
126	\
127	The final parasite...'''it knows English'''. An English strain of the vocal parasite...I will exterminate the English language! With this, I'll rid the world of infestation. All men will breathe free again, reclaim their past, present, and future. This is no "ethnic cleanser", it is a liberator, to free the world from Zero! Let the world be. Sans lingua franca, the world will be torn asunder, and then it shall be free. People will suffer, of course...a [[TitleDrop phantom pain]]...the world will need a new common tongue. A language of '''nukes'''! My Metal Gears shall be the thread by which all countries are bound together in equality. No words will be needed. Every man will be forced to recognize his neighbor. People will swallow their pain. They will link lost hands, and the world will become one. This war...is '''peace'''.''
128	-->-- '''Skull Face''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain''
129
130	->''You're one microscopic cog\
131	In his catastrophic plan\
132	Designed and directed\
133	By his red right hand.''
134	-->-- "RedRightHand", by Music/NickCaveAndTheBadSeeds
135
136	->'''Jessica:''' Oh no, are you upset with me for not dying? Did I foil your evil plan?
137	->'''Kilgrave:''' 'Evil'? Come on, how reductive. I suppose me 'evil' means you 'good'. Bullshit.
138	-->-- ''Series/JessicaJones2015'', "AKA Smile"
139
140	-> "With [my Super ShrinkRay], I'll shrink key Mobian cities and placed them in this contained habitat, where I will enslave their puny inhabitants and force them to give me all their natural resources, then return the natural resources to normal size by reversing the polarity of the shrink ray, and use all these ill-gotten gains to further my plans for ''World Domination of Mobius!'' ...Phew, the more complicated my schemes get, the harder they are to say in one breath!"
141	-->-- ''Dr. Robotnik'', ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''
142
143	->''"With the clock under my control, I'll be able to wrong all the rights in the universe. Every villain who's ever stumbled will get a do-over. Every protagonist's triumph will be reversed! Until finally, a ''new'' present is created! In which the heroes always lose!"''
144	-->-- '''Dr. Nefarious''', ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime''
145
146	-> '''Stone:''' Doctor, why are we working with this imbecile?\
147	'''Robotnik:''' Because that simpleminded space trash is the key to something extraordinary.\
148	'''Stone:''' Something to help you get {{revenge}} on the hedgehog.\
149	'''Robotnik:''' Think bigger, Stone. [[MineralMacGuffin The Emerald]] he seeks could power my wildest designs. My genius wouldn't just be recognized on Earth. It would spread virally to every corner of the galaxy, allowing me to harness all the negative forces of the universe and commune with darkness itself.\
150	'''Stone:''' Wow. That sounds big.\
151	'''Robotnik:''' It's been on my vision board for years.\
152	''[...]''\
153	'''Sonic:''' So what's the plan here? You gonna build a big robot house? Get yourself a big robot wife?\
154	'''Robotnik:''' [[TakeOverTheWorld I'm going to enslave humanity]] and force them to service my machines. First, Green Hills. Then [[GalacticConqueror the universe]]. Then [[MultiversalConqueror the multiverse]]. [[AndThenWhat Then who knows? Maybe that'll be enough.]] Full disclosure: [[PreAsskickingOneLiner You won't be there.]]
155	-->-- ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog22022''
156
157	->'''Syndrome''': Just like a movie. The robot will emerge dramatically. Do some damage, rows of screaming people ''(Syndrome plays with the TV remote control)'', and just when all hope is lost, ''(drops remote)'' ''[[EvilIsHammy Syndrome will save the day!]]'' I'll be a bigger hero then you ever were.\
158	'''Mr. Incredible''': [[LetMeGetThisStraight You mean you've been killing off real heroes so you can...]] [[SuddenlyShouting PRETEND TO BE ONE?!?]]\
159	'''Syndrome''': Oh I'm real. Real enough to defeat [[TheResenter YOU!]] And I did it without your precious gifts your ''oh so special powers!'' I'll give them heroics. I'll give them the most spectacular heroics anybody's ever seen. [[DrivenByEnvy And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions, so that everyone can be superheroes. Everyone can be super!]] And when everyone's super...''(chuckles darkly)'' [[WhamLine no one will be.]] ''([[EvilLaugh laughs maniacally]])''
160	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''

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