Line #28 Quotes/DudeShesLikeInAComa


1	->''"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking people who talk at the theater]]."''
2	-->-- '''Shepherd Derrial Book''', ''Series/{{Firefly}}''
3
4	->'''Asuka''': Besides, why were you awake so late last night?\
5	'''Shinji''': I was doing image training for today's battle!\
6	'''Asuka''': You're lying! You tried to kiss me while I was sleeping, didn't you?\
7	'''Shinji''': Unfair! You were awake that time?\
8	'''Asuka''': That's terrible! I meant that as a joke! You really did it? You kissed me?\
9	'''Shinji''': No, I didn't. I stopped.\
10	'''Asuka''': Lech! Molester! Pervert! Unbelievable!\
11	'''Shinji''': It was your fault for sleeping in the wrong bed!
12	-->-- ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''
13
14	->''"I'm so fucked up."''
15	-->-- '''Shinji''' after actually doing it, ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion End of Evangelion]]''
16
17	->''"Wanna know the best thing about unconscious chicks? They can't say no."''\
18	{{Beat}}\
19	''"What?'' ''Oh yeah, like'' '''''I'm''''' ''the only one thinking it."''
20	-->-- '''Duke Devlin''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
21
22	->'''Man 1:''' "Flip you to see who does her first.
23	->'''Man 2:''' Dude, you're sick. She's, like, unconscious!
24	->'''Man 1:''' She is ''totally'' hot.
25	-->-- ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'', "Mother"
26
27	->''"Well, ain't you the little slice of cutie pie they said you were. "Jane Doe," huh? Well, we don't know shit about you, huh? Well, I'm from Huntsville, Texas. My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck."''
28	-->-- '''Buck''', ''Film/KillBill''
29
30	->'''Sam:''' "She transformed [into a werewolf]-"
31	->'''Dean:''' [thinking] "Saw this coming."
32	->'''Sam:''' "-during sex."
33	->'''Dean:''' "WHAT?!"
34	->'''Sam:''' "I didn't stop. I just kept going. It was a mistake. You should see my dick."
35	->'''Dean:''' "Why didn't she transform earlier?"
36	->'''Sam:''' "Maybe she's gotta be asleep to turn."
37	->'''Dean:''' [{{Beat}}] "So... she was asleep during...?"
38	->'''Sam:''' "Er..."
39	->'''Dean:''' "You know what, you don't have to explain."
40	-->-- ''WebVideo/SupernaturalTheAnimationAbridged'', episode four
41
42	->EDWARD IS LIKE 'THAT'S IT!!! I AM GOING TO HER HOUSE TO WATCH HER SLEEP!!!'
43	->Oh god, you know Emmett gave him so much shit for that
44	->the watching her sleep thing
45	->emmett would be like SUUUUUURE OKAY "SLEEP"
46	->THAT ISNT CREEPY
47	->OR STALKERY
48	->YOU ENJOY THAT, PERVERT
49	->ARE YOU FUCKING THIS GIRL WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING?
50	->EDWARD THAT ISNT COOL
51	->THAT'S RAPE, DUDE
52	->BECAUSE THAT IS WRONG EDWARD
53	->YOU ARE A GOOD LOOKING CAT
54	->LIKE I KNOW YOURE A VIRGIN AND SHIT
55	->YOU CAN GET SOME
56	->BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW: THERE ARE RULES
57	->YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS
58	-->-- '''[[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Emmett]]''', ''Roleplay/GrowingUpCullen''
59
60	->'''Buffy:''' Spike, the only chance you had with me was when I was unconscious.
61	->''(Spike registers his disappointment. [[WhyDidntIThinkOfThat Why hadn't he thought of that?]])''
62	-->-- Script for "Crush", '''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'''
63
64	->''"You can’t even kiss her right. You tried to kiss her in her sleep when she was crying for her mother. What is with you and unconscious chicks?"''
65	-->-- '''Shinji''' berating himself, ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''chapter 17''
66
67	->''"I bent down (painfully) toward Asuka and gave a soft kiss on the sleeping girl's lips. I almost regretted I did. Those were not the moist and soft lips I knew; they were dry, cracked, and completely unresponsive."''
68	-->-- '''Shinji''', ''Fanfic/TheOneILoveIs'', ''chapter 12''
69
70	->''You can't do this! There's no way this is legal! It's gonna be hard to get an "I do!" out of a frickin' potato! I-'' I'm sorry, honey, that was uncalled for.
71	-->-- '''Kazuto Kirigaya''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'' Episode 12
72
73	->''"Unconscious girls can't say no!"''
74	-->'''Tuxedo Mask''', ''WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged''

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