Line #7 Quotes/DitzyGenius


1	->'''Katara:''' You've been hallucinating on [[GRatedDrug cactus juice]] all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?!\
2	'''Sokka:''' I have a natural curiosity.
3	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''
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5	->''I'm so smart, too bad I can't get anything figured out.''
6	-->-- '''Music/BarenakedLadies''', "Falling for the First Time"
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8	->''"Creator/AndyWarhol is the only genius I've ever known with an IQ of 60.”''
9	-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal'''
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11	->'''Asa:''' How did Ami-sensei manage to contact [[MagicalLand the Garden of Days]] instead of UsefulNotes/{{Mars}}?\
12	'''Yoko:''' How did she manage it at ''all''? Communication between different universes isn't even supposed to be possible, and she's just a ditzy science teacher!\
13	'''Asa:''' A really smart ditzy science teacher.
14	-->-- ''Fanfic/FutariWaPrettyCureBlueMoon'', Episode 14: "Ami-sensei's Sick? A Class Visit!"
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16	->''"Man, for a smart guy, he sure is dumb!"''
17	-->-- '''Tuddrussel''', succinctly describing {{Creator/Confucius}}, ''WesternAnimation/TimeSquad'' [[note]] In Confucius' defense, he couldn't really learn anything from [[ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption Tuddrussel's corrective methods]] [[/note]]
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19	->'''Lana:''' But seriously, how in the hell did you think Ireland was an Axis power?\
20	'''Sterling:''' ''[chuckling]'' Oh, my God, I think this whole time I was actually thinking of Romania. But only as an inevitable consequence of the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact and the Soviet invasion of Bessarabia.
21	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "The Archer Sanction"
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23	->'''Sasuke:''' By the way, is it true that [Mitsunari Ishida]'s good at math? ...How good?\
24	'''Main Character:''' As near as I can tell, Mitsunari's a genius. He's kind, too. ''(I'll leave out the part where he [[ForgetsToEat can't remember to feed himself]] and [[CluelessChickMagnet innocently breaks women's hearts]].)''
25	-->-- ''VisualNovel/IkemenSengoku''
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27	->''They have always been first, the [[TheGreys Sophons]]. First to split atoms, mine asteroids and capture the energy of the sun. First, too, to crash their test rockets, trigger artificial earthquakes and [[NoodleIncident accidentally blow up their moon]]. Their great power has given them great... ''irresponsibility''.''
28	-->-- '''Sophon Prologue''', ''Videogame/EndlessSpace2''
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30	->'''Cale:''' I'll tell you a secret. This guy's ''nuts!''
31	->'''Korso:''' I'll tell you one more. He's ''never wrong.''
32	-->-- About Gune, ''WesternAnimation/TitanAE''
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34	->''Old Doc Whoovey, that educated dope.''
35	-->-- '''Army Who''', ''WesternAnimation/HortonHearsAWho2008''
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37	->''Depending on your perspective, Parsons was either the smartest idiot or the dumbest genius in human history.''
38	-->-- '''Robert Evans''' on Jack Parsons, ''Podcast/BehindTheBastards''
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40	->'''American Soldier''': Вы советские шпионы? (Are you Soviet spies?)\
41	'''Daniel Jackson:''' ''(instantly)'' Nyet. (No)\
42	'''Jack O'Neill:''' Daniel?\
43	'''Daniel Jackson:''' He just asked if we were Soviet spies, [[ExplainExplainOhCrap I just...]]\
44	'''American Soldier:''' ''(to O'Neill)'' Come with me.\
45	'''Jack O'Neill:''' Sure, you bet. ''(to Daniel on the way past)'' [[DeadpanSnarker Nyet!?]]
46	-->-- ''Series/StargateSG1'', "1969"
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48	->''She was super smart, but super oblivious. And insanely clumsy. Like, maybe the clumsiest person alive.''
49	-->-- '''Anne Boonchuy''', on Marcy Wu, ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}''
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51	->''"This for that cat at my shows that's always got prophetic opinions but can't remember where his drink is!"''
52	-->-- '''Music/AesopRock''', "Bent Life" feat. C-Rayz Walz
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