Line #53 Quotes/DistractedByTheSexy


1	->"If you're just trying to impress me-- It's sort of working. Are you single?"
2	-->--'''Dr. Botz''', ''Webcomic/CassiopeiaQuinn''
3
4	->''"Hi! I’m Creator/HaydenPanettiere, and I'm hot enough [[LampshadeHanging that I know I have your attention for at least 30 seconds]]."''
5	-->-- ''The John [=McCain=] Funny Or Die [[{{Parody}} "ad"]]''
6
7	->"Dirty monkey! ''[Goku vanishes]'' Huh? Where - ''[[ShirtlessScene (turns around to find himself facing Goku's abs)]]'' Oh my ''God'', you could grind meat on those -- GAH!"
8	-->--'''Freeza''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
9
10	->'''Cell:''' So, you gonna take a swing? Or are you just gonna stand there, staring into my eyes?
11	->'''Goku:''' Hm? What was that? I was busy staring into your eyes.
12	-->--''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
13
14	->'''Ruby:''' Just look at the ball.
15	->'''Sapphire:''' I'm trying, but all I want to look at is ''you''!
16	->'''Ruby:''' Don't worry. You can look at me when you're running for home.
17	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', [[Recap/StevenUniverseS3E5HitTheDiamond "Hit The Diamond"]]
18
19	->'''Phineas:''' Hey Ferb, snap out of it. What happened back there [when you got those blueprints mixed up]?
20	->'''Ferb:''' I... was weak.
21	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "I Scream, You Scream"[[note]]Ferb was lovestruck after seeing [[MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter Vanessa Doofenshmirtz]].[[/note]]
22
23	->'''Artemus Gordon:''' It's nice having her on board, she's a breath of fresh [[FreudianSlip ass]].
24	->'''James West:''' Pardon me?
25	->'''Artemus Gordon:''' What?
26	->'''James West:''' You said "ass."
27	->'''Artemus Gordon:''' No, I didn't. I said, "It's nice having her on board, she's a breast of fresh air."
28	-->-- ''Film/WildWildWest''
29
30	->"But how can I [look at Jack's eyes in ''Film/{{Titanic\|1997}}''], when... boobies?"
31	-->--'''Bret Elrich''', ''Series/TheRottenTomatoesShow''
32
33	->"it was at that point when i got distracted by his mom's HOT ASS…"
34	-->-- ''Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff''
35
36	->"Gaaaahhh!!! [[ShoutOut Leg]] [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Cramp!]]"
37	-->-- '''Laguna''', ''Dissidia Duodecim, Final Fantasy''
38
39	->"Sure, they're easy. [[DiscussedTrope That's why I dress like this.]] When they're looking down to check you out, you can usually smash them on the base of the skull, or deliver an uppercut that knocks them flat... It's simple. When you want a man, you jab him with a Bothan Stunner, then while he's screaming in pain, slap some stun cuffs on him. Then starve him for two or three days until he becomes open to suggestion, [[BountyHunter then double check his bounty and see if he's worth anything]]... Call it what you want. Me, I love my targets."
40	-->-- '''Mira''', when asked about men, ''Franchise/StarWars: [[VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords]]''
41
42	->"I've been a young man. Boobs are near the center of the universe, until you turn twenty-five or so. Which is also when young men's auto insurance rates go down. This is not a coincidence."
43	-->--'''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]]''', ''Literature/GhostStory''
44
45	->'''Bomb-Disposal Expert:''' ''(calmly but urgently)'' Okay, we have fifteen seconds to bypass the timer circuit. On the count of three, I'm going to switch to auxiliary power, and I want you to short out these contacts, got it?\
46	'''Second Expert:''' Got it.\
47	'''First Expert:''' Okay, one, two... ''(an attractive woman walks by)''\
48	'''First Expert:''' Whoa.\
49	'''Second Expert:''' Yes.\
50	'''First Expert:''' Mmm-''MMM.''\
51	'''Second Expert:''' YES.\
52	'''First Expert:''' Whoa ''momma''.\
53	'''Second Expert:''' ''YESSSS.''\
54	'''Bomb:''' [[StuffBlowingUp Boom.]]
55	-->-- ''Creator/DaveBarry's Guide to Guys'' (explaining Lust-Induced Brain Freeze)
56
57	->'''Alice:''' ''(with regards to a comic at a comic shop)'' [[IHaveBoobsYouMustObey Hey, if I pretended to hit on you, would I distract you long enough to sneak it away?]]\
58	'''Leonard:''' ... [[GenreSavvy Yes, but you would be using your superpowers for evil]].\
59	'''Alice:''' Damn, I've been forbidden by my [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Kryptonian father]] to do so... I'm Alice.\
60	'''Leonard:''' ''(shakes her hand)'' Leonard.\
61	'''Alice:''' You're very cute, Leonard.\
62	'''Leonard:''' Thanks, you too. ''(offers the comic)'' [[FavorsForTheSexy You know, go ahead and take it]].\
63	'''Alice:''' No no no, I did evil.
64	-->-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''
65
66	->'''Bernadette:''' This is gonna be a long weekend for you.\
67	'''Howard:''' You're the reason I'm doing it!\
68	'''Bernadette:''' I said to stop insulting each other! I didn't tell you to take [[[InsufferableGenius Sheldon]]] on a romantic getaway!\
69	'''Howard:''' How do I know what you said? Damn you and your noise-canceling breasts.
70	-->-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''
71
72	->"It wasn't my fault! I was falling madly in love with her! I was bedazzled by her sweet bosom!"
73	-->-- '''Prince Thadeous''', ''Film/YourHighness''
74
75	->"Your words sound vaguely [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial suspicious]], but I'm too distracted by your midriff to notice. Seriously, I bet you could grate cheese on those abs."
76	-->-- '''Yugi''', WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries
77
78	-> "That's why you need to join your forces and use your powers for good....holy shit Film/{{Matilda}}! [[Creator/MaraWilson You've got]] [[SheIsAllGrownUp a great rack!]]"
79	-->-- '''Nella''', WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick
80
81	->''(Spike, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie walk into a shed full of dismembered and/or mutilated animal corpses)''
82	->'''Spike:''' ''Oh my God!'' ... ''(runs over to a box full of "Playhorse" magazines)'' Look at all this porn!
83	-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/PonyDotMov SHED.MOV]]''
84
85	-> "All I know about ComicBook/{{Zatanna}}'s hokey magic is when she says something backwards, she causes it to happen. Guess I'll have to humor her until I can shock her back to reality. Just hope SHE doesn't shock me into FANTASY first!"
86	-->-- '''ComicBook/GreenArrow''', ''Action Comics 434'' "Zatanna's Double Identity!"
87
88	->'''Asuka''': Ow! Watch it, Third!\
89	'''Shinji''': I’m sorr-\
90	'''Asuka''': I bet I could fling you off this spot hard enough to hit the roof of that truck, Third Child. What gives?\
91	'''Shinji''': Um… I wasn’t watching where I was going?\
92	'''Asuka''': …you were staring at my ass again, weren’t you?\
93	'''Shinji''': ………yes?\
94	'''Asuka''': ''(smirking wickedly)'' Good.
95	-->--''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''chapter 48''
96
97	->''"I'm sorry," his mouth said on autopilot. A small part of his brain was concentrating on not dropping the hot pot on his feet, because most of it was trying not to drool helplessly over the way Asuka's long, smooth legs disappeared up under the hem of the towel, mixed in with memories of last night that said sight triggered.''
98	-->--'''Shinji Ikari''', ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', ''chapter 3''
99
100	->You can't think, "That's a cute girl in the fifth seat from the right." And you can't be thinking about where you're going on that date, because the minute you do, that's when you lose!
101	-->--'''Tidus''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX''
102
103	->'''Morpheus''': Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?\
104	'''Neo''': I was...\
105	'''Morpheus''': Look again!\
106	''(The woman in the red dress is now [[TheDreaded an Agent]].)''
107	-->--''Film/TheMatrix''
108
109	->''The roof was open, the music was high.\
110	This girl's hand was slowly moving up my thigh.\
111	She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far.\
112	I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car.''
113	-->--Music/DJJazzyJeffAndTheFreshPrince, "Parents Just Don't Understand"
114
115	->ComicBook/PowerGirl slipped out from under his grasp like a greased weasel.\
116	She had been gauging the pressure of his grip with great accuracy. Her talk to Badra had a specific effect on Mala, she could tell by a certain feeling against her back. And when a man starts to think down there, she told herself, he loses a little ability to think up elsewhere.
117	-->-- ''Fanfic/AForceOfFour''
118
119	->'''The Doctor:''' Rory? Did you drop the couplings?\
120	'''Rory:''' Sorry.\
121	'''The Doctor:''' How could you do that? I told you not to drop them! I specifically mentioned, no dropping them!\
122	'''Amy:''' It was my fault.\
123	'''The Doctor:''' Of course it wasn't your fault.\
124	'''Rory:''' It kinda ''was'' her fault.\
125	'''The Doctor:''' How could it be your fault?\
126	'''Amy:''' Because it was ''my'' skirt, and ''my'' husband, and ''your'' glass floor.\
127	''[{{Beat}}]''\
128	'''The Doctor:''' ''[disgusted]'' Oh, ''Rory!''\
129	'''Rory:''' ''[very obviously still staring up Amy's skirt]'' Sorry.
130	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''
131
132	->''"So you came up on to the deck to sketch pictures of young men working without their shirts on. You expect this to ''help'' your concentration?"''
133	-->--'''Jasnah''', ''Literature/WordsOfRadiance''
134
135	->'''Wasp:''' Hey, Banner! Betty Ross got a rack as nice as these?
136	->'''Nick Fury:''' A double PHD and the only way to distract the Hulk yould think of is with a Mardi Grass special?
137	->'''Wasp:''' Oh, give me a break, Nick! It worked, didn't it?
138	-->-- ''ComicBook/TheUltimates''
139
140	->"Oh, shit! I can't stop looking at his abs! Why does this always happen to women? Every stupid damn time, women fall in trance by looking at sexy muscular men. [[DefiedTrope I hate it when that happens! I really do!]]"
141	-->-- '''Amy''' while unwrapping the bandages off Sonic, ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12676503/6/Pink-Riding-Hood Pink Riding Hood]]'' by Creator/GothNebula
142
143	->'''Jade''': Anise, why are you fighting in a swimsuit?
144	->'''Anise''': It's good that you noticed, Colonel! This is "Operation Sexy Anise"!
145	->'''Luke''': Are you stupid?
146	->'''Anise''': What do you mean 'stupid'!? When the monsters are stupefied with my sex appeal, they leave openings!
147	->'''Jade''': I see. Now I understand...
148	->'''Luke''': What?
149	->'''Jade''': [[DrawAggro Anise being targeted so much in the last battle...]] it was because of the swimsuit, right?
150	->'''Anise''': WHAT!? Are you saying that "Operation Sexy Anise" backfired!?
151	->'''Luke''': Heh! Perhaps it'll be better if you just stay in the swimsuit.
152	->'''Anise''': Boo-boo! You meanie!
153	-->--''VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss''. 'Fail' or not, sex appeal still distracts.
154
155	->''When an American man catches sight of a bosom, his head snaps toward it, his eyeballs lock onto it like missile radar, and a loud alarm goes off in his brain, similar to the one in submarine movies that goes "DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!"--except it goes "BOSOM! BOSOM! BOSOM!" As long as the man is within range of the bosom (12 miles) his head will remain pointed toward it and he will be unable to think about anything else; this is the primary cause of freighters running aground.''
156	-->-- '''Creator/DaveBarry''', "He Would Flee Bosoms, But His Car Is Booted"
157
158	->''(Peter, fresh from plastic surgery, is walking away while Lois stares at his sculpted ass)''
159	->'''Brian:''' Are you gonna take that?
160	->''(Lois continues staring)''
161	->'''Brian:''' ''Lois!''
162	->'''Lois:''' What? Oh, Brian, I was j--er, ah... I was seeing if the, uh... driveway.
163	->'''Brian:''' That wasn't even a sentence. You were ogling Peter like a horny schoolgirl.
164	->'''Lois:''' Oh, I can't help it! I know, I know, he's become a superficial, egomaniacal jerk, but... I've never been more attracted to him! Oh, does that make me a bad person?
165	->'''Brian:''' Yes! Yes, it ''does'' make you a bad person!
166	-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "He's Too Sexy for His Fat"
167
168	->'''Chris Kelly:''' Why did you do it? Why did you force me out of the Navy?
169	->'''Navy flight instructor:''' Because I want my pilots thinking about wind shear, ordnance and instrumentation. Not about which pretty Lieutenant they want to bang next.
170	-->--''Pacific Blue''
171
172	->'''Jamal:''' Wow, these cloud formations are amazing, C! Look, [[ThatCloudLooksLike that one looks like an elephant!]] And that one looks like a school bus, and ''that'' one looks like Cool-io! What do you see, C-Bear?
173	->'''C-Bear:''' ''[pulls down his sunglasses]'' Hell-o! I see that fine new mail carrier comin' up the block! Check her out, she's all that, and a bag of chips, a bowl of bean dip, and a jar of cookies, and a root beer float!
174	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/CBearAndJamal'', "Sleepless in South Central"
175
176	->''<Prince Jake.> He nodded briefly. <They were expecting a press reaction, so I gave them one. Now that the idiots guarding this place are out of sight of this form's apparently attractive components, at least some of their brains are probably going to turn back on enough to wonder how I got here so quickly without a car.>\
177	I nodded, looking very closely at his eyes and nowhere else. Definitely not looking at the scary dangerous genocidal alien who had like eighty different morphs that could eat me and oh god ''why'' had I already noticed that [[GenderBender he]] wasn’t wearing a bra? What was wrong with my stupid hormonal brain?''
178	-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}}: The Thing from Another World''
179
180	->''"Seiya! I'm sorry I kept you waitin--Ooh, [[GratuitousEnglish six-pack...]]"''
181	-->-- '''Ristarte''', ''Literature/TheHeroIsOverpoweredButOverlyCautious''
182
183	->''"'Here it comes! Nii-sama, are you-' Breasts..."''
184	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/VShojo Melody]]''' gets [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9dYmxwhrQE&t=15m52s distracted]] reading dialogue from ''VisualNovel/{{Nekopara}}''
185
186	->'''Wild Bob:''' Crap, there's a guard there we need to get past.\
187	'''Lady Boop:''' Don't worry, I'll stop him with my womanly charm.
188	-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4WildWildMario Wild, Wild Mario]]"
189
190	->'''Dorothy:''' Wasn't that story about the heart transplant amazing?
191	->'''Blanche:''' Oh, I wasn't paying attention. I was fantasizing what Tom Brokaw looks like naked.
192	-->-- ''Series/TheGoldenGirls''
193
194	->'''Veronica:''' Woah, nellie! He's caught ''my'' eye!
195	->'''Betty:''' Too bad that red light didn't!
196	-->-- ''ComicBook/ArchieComics'', Betty and Veronica in "Drive Me Crazy"
197
198	->''"You know, it makes a little too much sense that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3IWTfcks4k one of the absolute biggest hits of the 2000s]] was based on a true story from a recording session where Music/{{Usher}} was literally too horny to work."''
199	-->-- '''WebVideo/DiamondAxeStudiosMusic''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbC9x9sbM50 Ranking EVERY #1 HIT of the 2000s from Worst to Best]]''

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