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1->'''Gabe''': Who's this sorta oily, half naked fireman? Is he part of the family?
2->'''Grandma''': Oh, no, sweetie. You just found Grandma's man candy.
3-->-- '''[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/11/27/ The Turkey Trilogy, Episode Three]]''', ''Webcomic/PennyArcade''
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5->"Would you like to lick my icing?"
6-->-- '''Granny Bacon''' (to LetsPlay/SimonLane), ''WebVideo/ShadowOfIsraphel''
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8->Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.
9-->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett''', ''Literature/LordsAndLadies''
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11->'''Boneclaw Mother:''' You sure? Shadebones here has this one nephew, and Hare's Ghost, if I were thirty years younger...\
12'''Shadebones:''' You're blind. You can't even see him.\
13'''Boneclaw Mother:''' ''[grinning]'' He smells adorable.
14-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}''
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16->'''Grandmother Fa''': Great. She brings home a sword. If you ask me, she should've brought home a man.\
17'''Li Shang''': Excuse me. Does Fa Mulan live here?\
18'''Grandmother and Mother''': *point to garden*\
19'''Shang''': Thank you.\
20'''Grandmother''': Whoo! Sign me up for the next war.
21-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}''

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