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4->'''Father:''' How can this be? After I've absorbed God? How can this mere human, this ''alchemist,'' [[GoodOldFisticuffs with his bare hands]]...!\
5'''Ed:''' ''[punches him out]'' Get up, you novice! I'm about to show you how outclassed you are! This fight you lose!
6-->-- ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''
7
8->''"Now watch closely, everyone. I'm going to show you how to kill a god. A god of life and death. The trick is not to fear him."''
9-->-- '''Lady Eboshi''', ''Anime/PrincessMononoke''
10
11->''"Screw you. I'm purebred human, right down to the bone. Don't mistake me for one of you freaks."''
12-->-- '''Guts''', to a demon [[PreMortemOneLiner right before he kills it]], ''Manga/{{Berserk}}''
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15[[folder:Comic Books]]
16->''Like dropping a match down an oil well, the antimatter bomb sets off a chain reaction. Engulfing the power that resides and burns within the imposing mammoth. For a creature that lives in a [[HorrorHunger constant state of unendurable pain from hunger]] -- he finds a new level of agony. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere "There are other wolds than this one..." he thinks. "...worlds that are less trouble."]] And for generations to come, when the people of this Earth talk of the day of their liberation, when the green-skinned oppressors ran in fear from a space monster. They will also tell of a sight that few realities have ever known: the visage of the mighty [[Characters/MarvelComicsGalactus Galactus]] fleeing from a fight.''
17-->-- ''Comicbook/{{Exiles}} #10: A World Apart Part 3''
18
19->'''ComicBook/SpiderMan:''' He... he used to be a Herald of ''[[Characters/MarvelComicsGalactus Galactus]]'', for Pete's sake! He coulda killed me!\
20'''ComicBook/CaptainAmerica:''' Considering his power, [[{{Understatement}} it looks like you did pretty well]]...
21-->-- '''Captain America''' commending '''Spider-Man''' for punching out [[Characters/MarvelComicsHeraldsOfGalactus Firelord]] without taking a single hit, ''[[ComicBook/SpiderMan The Amazing Spider-Man]]'' #270
22
23->''"War in Alfheim. Civil war in Asgard. When even the elves and immortals can't keep their houses in order... what the hell kind of hope do the rest of us have? Then again, when you're a ninety-pound woman [[YourDaysAreNumbered dying of cancer]]... it ''does'' feel pretty good to punch God in the face. Feels good the second time, too. And the third."''
24-->-- ''ComicBook/Thor2014 #5''
25[[/folder]]
26
27[[folder:Fan Works]]
28->''Mecha-Cthulhu may be out there, and he may want to eat your face, but if you have a big enough gun, you can kick his eldritch, multidimensional ass.''
29-->-- WordOfGod's summation of ''Fanfic/NoGodsOnlyGuns''
30
31->''"As any science fiction movie will tell you, there are [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow Some Things That Man Is Not Meant To Know]]. This weapon will help you kill those things."''
32-->-- '''Demonica''', ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''
33
34->''Asuka reared back, and started a short run. "Stop hurting my friend, ''DU VERFICKTEN HURENSÖHNE!''"\
35Unit-02 threw the Lance into the sky with a throw that made every muscle in the Eva scream with effort. It was a throw that would have made Achilles roar with approval and envy, made Homer compose an ode to its beauty. It was a throw fueled by righteous fury and born of love. The air scorched in its wake.\
36The Lance rocketed upwards with a roar of its own, the stormclouds exploding away from it in a rapidly expanding ring.\
37''[...]''\
38The Lance accelerated as it rose, breaking Mach 9 before it had traveled even a dozen miles. It slammed into Arael's AT-Field like an artillery shell against a plate glass window.\
39Arael's death scream was audible even in the vacuum of space, to those with ears to hear.''
40-->-- ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10675474/37/Advice-and-Trust Chapter 9.25: "Everything I Do..."]]
41
42->'''Dormammu:''' Ah, Hyperion... come to die... behold, as--\
43SCYTHE TO THE FACE!\
44'''Dormammu:''' Cease this!\
45SCYTHE TO THE FACE!\
46'''Dormammu:''' I said cease!\
47SCYTHE TO THE FACE!\
48'''Dormammu:''' I will make you BEG for death!\
49SCYTHE TO THE FACE!\
50'''Dormammu:''' End this torment! Dormammu commands you!\
51SCYTHE TO THE FACE!\
52''[Some time later...]''\
53'''Dormammu:''' Hyperion... I've come to bargain.
54-->-- Confrontation between the MC and Dormammu goes a bit differently for big D than in canon, ''Fanfic/ATwelveStepProgramToOmnipotence''
55
56->'''Noctis:''' Do you remember picking a fight with [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever an adamantoise]]?\
57'''Y'jhimei:''' I have ''[[WhatDidIDoLastNight no recollection]]''.\
58'''Noctis:''' You know [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy what that means]], don't you?\
59'''Y'jhimei:''' I think so.
60-->-- [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/18530914?view_full_work=true Astral Hangover]], a ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXV'' fanfic
61[[/folder]]
62
63[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
64->'''Sister:''' [[BadassBoast I've crushed things that could fit this world on their]] ''[[BadassBoast fingernails]]''. This victory brings me no honor.\
65'''Monkey:''' Then imagine how it'll feel when you ''lose''.
66-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KuboAndTheTwoStrings''
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69[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
70->'''Loki:''' ENOUGH! You are, all of you, beneath me! [[AGodAmI I am a GOD]], you dull creature! And I will NOT be bullied by--\
71''[[[MetronomicManMashing WHAM-WHAM-WHAM]], [[MegatonPunch SMASH]] [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill SMASH]]]''\
72'''Hulk:''' Puny god...
73-->-- ''Film/TheAvengers2012''
74
75->''"[Beverly] wasn't afraid. And we aren't either. [[NotAfraidOfYouAnymore Not anymore]]. Now ''[[EmotionEater you're]]'' the one who's afraid... because you're gonna ''starve''."''
76-->-- '''Bill''' to '''Pennywise''', ''Film/It2017''
77
78->''"There are [[{{Kaiju}} things]] you can't fight, acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you have to get out of the way. But when you're in a [[HumongousMecha Jaeger]], suddenly, you can fight the hurricane. You can win."''
79-->-- '''Raleigh Becket''', ''Film/PacificRim''
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82[[folder:Literature]]
83->''"Call me... the Guarding Dark. Imagine how powerful I must be. And now, get out of town."''
84-->-- ''Literature/{{Thud}}''
85
86->''"No matter how subtle the Jenoine, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp its style."''
87-->-- '''Vladimir Taltos''', ''Literature/{{Issola}}''
88
89->''"Don't worry about the [[EldritchAbomination eldritch horror]], we've got [[CrazyPrepared a plan for this contingency]] -- as soon as we've evac'd we'll just pop [[MacrossMissileMassacre a brace of Storm Shadows]] on his ass and send him right back down where he came from."''
90-->-- '''Captain Alan Barnes''', ''Literature/TheJenniferMorgue''
91
92->'''Tanith Low:''' I mean, we've just killed a god. Where do you go from killing a god?\
93'''Valkyrie:''' Kill two?
94-->-- ''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant'' [[spoiler:(they go on to kill three)]]
95
96->''To a Many-Angled One, we impoverished entities who are stranded in three-plus-one dimensions are fairly harmless; nevertheless, even the inhabitants of Literature/{{Flatland}} can inflict a nasty paper cut upon the unwary on occasion.''
97-->-- ''Literature/TheLaundryFiles: Overtime''
98
99->''"I have already killed one god today. If I had known today was a day for killing gods, I would have paced myself."''
100-->-- '''Iron Bars''', ''Literature/MidnightTides''
101
102->''"Personally, I've always liked tackling legends. It's so much fun to let the air out of them."''
103-->-- '''Watchman''', one of the very badass stormtroopers of the Empire of the Hand, ''Literature/OutboundFlight''
104
105->''The gods play games with the fate of men. ''[...]'' Above the wheel of the world, the gods played on. They sometimes forgot what happened if you let a pawn go all the way up the board.''
106-->-- ''Literature/TheLastHero''
107
108->''I need a threat assessment on the man who just sent [[DragonsAreDivine Mitra]] to the Nightscape.''
109-->-- '''Unknown''', ''Literature/{{Lightblade}}''
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112[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
113->'''Q:''' You hit me! [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Picard]] never hit me!\
114'''Sisko:''' ''I'm not Picard.''
115-->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "[[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS01E07QLess Q-Less]]"
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118[[folder:Music]]
119->'''Oderus:''' The root of all evil and hatred and shame.../ So many victims, so many names / But... they are all the same / Ereshkigal? Charun? Helel ben Shara? Lucifer? Satan? We would know who you are!\
120'''[[{{Satan}} The Devil]]:''' Welcome GWAR to my domain / It's nice to be called on by so many names / Now what's this I hear about you kicking '''my''' ass?
121-->-- '''Music/{{GWAR}}''', "The One Who Will Not Be Named"
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124[[folder:Radio]]
125->'''[[GooGooGodlike The Child]]:''' '''YOU SLAPPED ME! FOR THAT I SHOULD MAKE YOUR HAND DROP OFF.'''\
126'''Childeric:''' Do you promise to be a good boy? Well, do you?\
127'''The Child:''' ''[sulkily]'' '''...MAYBE.'''
128-->-- ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'', "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho014TheHolyTerror The Holy Terror]]"
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131[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
132->''"[[LordBritishPostulate If they stat it, we can kill it]]."''
133-->-- ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' [[MemeticMutation aphorism]]
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136[[folder:Video Games]]
137->'''[[spoiler:[[GodIsEvil Chakravartin]]]]:''' You have exceeded my expectations. I praise you. You are indeed the one to inherit this world. Gaea must be led by one of its own. Now that you have become a perfect being, I may now leave this world, and save other worlds in need of my guidance. Come, and join your daughter ''[...]'' ''[extends hand]'' I am counting on you.\
138'''Asura:''' ''[[[ExactWords extends arm]]... into [[spoiler:Chakravartin's]] face]'' [[ShutUpHannibal I refuse]]!
139-->-- ''VideoGame/AsurasWrath''
140
141->''"Crowning our glory by defeating a god... Now'' that ''is true art."''
142-->-- '''Yusuke''', ''VideoGame/Persona5''
143
144->''"God of discord, 'tis judgment that is upon you!"''
145-->-- '''Gabranth''' to '''Feral Chaos''', ''VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy Duodecim''
146
147->'''Ivo Shandor:''' [[AGodAmI I am a god]]!\
148'''Egon Spengler:''' We eat gods for breakfast.
149-->-- ''VideoGame/GhostbustersTheVideoGame''
150
151->'''Zeus:''' The Sisters [of Fate] have aided you?!\
152'''Kratos:''' The Sisters are dead.
153-->-- ''VideoGame/GodOfWarII''
154
155->''"Well, would you look at that? Even [[BigRedDevil the Devil]] bleeds."''
156-->-- '''Tychus Findley''' after killing '''[[DemonLordsAndArchdevils Diablo]]''', ''VideoGame/HeroesOfTheStorm''
157
158->''"You're not even really alive. You're just [[MechanicalAbomination a machine]]... and machines can be broken!"''
159-->-- '''Commander Shepard''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect1''
160
161->''[[AC:"Shepard, [[{{Understatement}} you have become an annoyance]]."]]''
162-->-- '''[[spoiler:Harbinger]]''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''
163
164->''"[[spoiler:Sovereign]] -- [[CallBack "the vanguard of our destruction"]]. How's that working out for ya, big guy?"''
165-->-- '''Shepard''' to a piece of Reaper debris, ''VideoGame/MassEffect3: Leviathan''
166
167->'''Bowser:''' What's wrong with you?[[note]]Dark Bowser[[/note]] Your color is...weird! Whatever, I'll still win this fight no problem! And for the finale, [[MegatonPunch one KO punch!]] '''''[[DareToBeBadass HERE I GO!]]'''''\
168''Punches Dark Bowser so hard, he explodes.''[[note]]Keep in mind, the Dark Star is literally an ArtifactOfDoom AND BOWSER DESTROYS IT LIKE IT'S NOTHING.[[/note]]\
169'''Bowser:''' '''''I RULE!!!'''''
170-->-- ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory''
171
172->'''Johnny Cage:''' [[VideoGame/MortalKombatX Once upon a time]], I beat [[GodOfEvil Shinnok]]!\
173'''Shang Tsung:''' My, what a colorful imagination...\
174'''Johnny Cage:''' [[NotHyperbole Look it up! I laid him out!]]
175-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''
176
177->'''Cassie Cage:''' Talk about throwing shade...
178->'''Noob Saibot:''' I am Shinnok's wrath.
179->'''Cassie Cage:''' Shinnok is my ''bitch.''
180-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''
181
182->'''Tycho:''' Let me put it this way: how would you like to punch a God?\
183'''Gabe:''' ...\
184'''Tycho:''' ...\
185'''Gabe:''' ...yes.\
186'''Tycho:''' Good man.
187-->-- ''VideoGame/PennyArcadeAdventures''
188
189->'''[[spoiler:Iris Sepperin]]:''' [[ThisCannotBe To think I'd lose to a single mage fighting by herself]]...\
190'''Spiritia:''' [[spoiler:Iris (Sepperin)]], you're wrong. [[ThePowerOfFriendship I won because everyone was cheering me on]]. No one is ever truly alone. It's because you couldn't believe in others... because you couldn't love your fellow man... That's why you lost.
191-->-- ''VideoGame/{{RosenkreuzStilette}}''
192
193->''"...Is that all? My blade is telling me to spill your blood, and I am inclined to obey. I don't care if you're a God, a human, or even an insect; I will rip you apart just the same."''
194-->-- '''Grolla''', ''VideoGame/{{RosenkreuzStilette}}''
195
196->''Alduin's wings, they did darken the sky\
197His roar fury's fire, his scales sharpened scythes\
198Men ran and they cowered, and they fought and they died\
199[[CurbStompBattle They burned and they bled as they issued their cries]]\
200We need saviors to free us from Alduin's rage\
201Heroes on the field for this new war to wage\
202For if Alduin wins, man is gone from this world\
203Lost in the shadows of the black wings unfurled\
204Then came the Tongues on that terrible day\
205Steadfast as winter they entered the fray\
206And all heard the music of Alduin's Doom\
207The sweet song of Skyrim, sky-shattering Thu'um\
208And so the Tongues freed us from Alduin's rage\
209Gave the gift of the Voice, ushered in a new age\
210[[BadassBoast And if Alduin's eternal, then eternity's done]]\
211For his story is over and the dragons are gone''
212-->-- '''The Tale of the Tongues''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''
213
214->''"But in [[VideoGame/SilentHill1 the end]], that god was killed by a single person. [[HappilyAdopted My father]], Harry Mason. I guess it wasn't much of a god if it could be killed by a human being."''
215-->-- '''Heather Mason''', ''VideoGame/SilentHill3''
216
217->''"These nightmarish creatures ''can'' be felled! They ''can'' be beaten!"''
218-->-- '''The Narrator''', ''VideoGame/DarkestDungeon''
219
220->''"It is my hypothesis -- a hypothesis at best -- that the Vex saw the abominable presence at the heart of the Garden as a divine power. I can hear your protest already: [[RobotReligion how can machines have a god]]?\
221The answer is simple. The Vex, for all their voracious intelligence, could not understand or decipher [[EldritchAbomination what they found]]. They searched through all available reactions, and they settled on the course with the greatest payoff... to worship this power, and to remake themselves in its image.\
222I believe the three Axis Minds found in proximity to the abomination were Vex machines built to serve as vessels for this power: a way to extend its reach across space and time, binding it to the Vex, and the Vex to it. If they had succeeded, I cannot begin to guess what horrors they would have unleashed.\
223Attend carefully. There is cause for hope. When endangered, the abomination activated these vessels and defended itself. This tells us that it was threatened. Whatever it was, Guardians could harm it."''
224-->-- '''Grimoire: The Sol Progeny''', ''VideoGame/{{Destiny}}''
225
226->'''Ghost:''' So, ready to kill a god?\
227'''Guardian:''' Doesn't look like I have much choice.
228-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Destiny}}''
229
230->'''Ghost:''' Zavala, there's an entire Cabal battalion between us and that drill!\
231'''Zavala:''' What is a battalion to ''you'', [[OneManArmy who slew gods in the heart of]] [[GardenOfEvil the Black Garden]]?
232-->-- ''VideoGame/Destiny2''
233
234->''"The little girl walked into a dark, dark cave. The little girl met a dark, dark Beast. The little girl ate its dark, dark heart."''
235-->-- '''Lady Dialla''', to the Witch after she kills the Beast, ''VideoGame/PathOfExile''
236
237->''"Today, we use our power to fell a god and then seize our destiny!"''
238-->-- '''Shulk''', ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1''
239
240->''[[ProudWarriorRaceGuy "Thus doth the sacred rite of combat proclaim the victor...]] [[GracefulLoser I lay my blades at thy feet, child of man..."]]''
241-->--'''Ravana''', ''Videogame/FinalFantasyXIV''
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244[[folder:Web Comics]]
245->''"I'm proud that I wrote [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2011-02-17 a comic]] where a Lovecraftian horror is stopped in its tendrilly tracks by a [[ExaggeratedTrope stuffed animal]]."''
246-->-- '''Michael "Mookie" Terracino''', creator of ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan''
247
248->'''[[Series/CrocodileHunter Steve]]:''' ''Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!''\
249'''Terry:''' Steve! No!\
250'''Cthulhu:''' Who dares summon mighty Cthulhu?\
251'''Steve:''' G'day Cthulhu. Up for a wrestle?\
252'''Cthulhu:''' [[OhNoNotAgain Oh Crikey. You again?]]
253-->-- ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'' [[http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/635.html #635]]
254[[/folder]]
255
256[[folder:Web Original]]
257->''"See, cuz right now this is the part in any RPG ever where you have to kill God. It's pretty rad. I love killing God, I do it every day. You know, some people have breakfast, I kill God, with my super-giant house-sized sword, you know, [[BreathlessNonSequitur it has 3 mortages in it, 2 families can live in it, but instead I use it as a weapon]]; it's pretty rad."''
258-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Raocow}}'''
259
260->''"Oooooh! I just [[GroinAttack kicked Q in the joy department]]! That can't be smart!... Let's do it again!"''
261-->-- '''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'''[='=]s [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/game-reviews/star-trek-borg/ review]] of ''Franchise/StarTrek: Borg''
262
263->'''[[VideoGame/PhantasyStarIV The Profound Darkness]]:''' Hello, my name is the Profound Darkness, and I got beaten to death by a [[JustAKid teenage kid]] [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits and his motley crew of heroes and misfits]].\
264'''[[VideoGame/ShiningInTheDarkness Darksol]], [[VideoGame/ShiningForce Iom]], [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Ganondorf]], [[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger Lavos]], and [[VideoGame/GrandiaII Valmar]]:''' [[TropaholicsAnonymous Hello, Profound Darkness]]...
265-->-- [[http://www.phantasy-star.net/cwe/conversations7.html "Conversations within Elsydeon"]]
266
267->''"So I brought in [[TheGrimReaper Death]], and Death went around killing things, and then I brought in {{God}}, and Death killed God, and ''then'' I had to kill ''him...''"''
268-->-- '''A Website/YouTube video''', discussing ''VideoGame/{{Scribblenauts}}''
269
270->''"Damn son, you didn't just stare into the abyss, you leered at it through a cold steel mask with the diseased eyes of a man with nothing left to lose, and cleaved it in twain with one empowered swing of a mortal blade."''
271-->-- '''Website/YouTube comment''' on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGsTZtH8308 this video]] regarding the final boss of ''VideoGame/DarkestDungeon''
272
273->''"We have taken out mismatched freaks of nature created by ancient serpents, mad scientists with powerful monsters under their command, and demons who can take over the planet! You don't think we can kill some fire-breathing beast?!"''
274-->-- '''Alex''', ''WebAnimation/DSBTInsaniT''
275
276->''"I remember fighting [[EldritchAbomination an Elder God]]. I ''won'', because I'm ''that good''..."''
277-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''WebVideo/FreemansMind''
278
279->''Human beings are mere insects compared to the eldritch gods, much like how humans are to ants. By the way, did you know that twenty to fifty humans a year are killed by ants? Isn't that an interesting statistic, Cthulhu?"''
280-->--'''J.P. Beaubien''', ''WebAnimation/TerribleWritingAdvice''
281[[/folder]]
282
283[[folder:Western Animation]]
284->'''Wonder Woman:''' There has to be another way...\
285'''Hawkgirl:''' There is. We go to Icthulthu's world and kick his slimy [[CurseCutShort a]]--\
286'''Grundy:''' Birdnose is right!
287-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'', "[[Recap/JusticeLeagueS2E15And16TheTerrorBeyond The Terror Beyond]]"
288[[/folder]]
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