Line #0 Quotes/CoolShades


1	->''Shades can make you [[RuleOfCool instantly cool]], even if you’re normally [[TheKlutz a klutz.]]''
2	-->--'''[[http://www.cs.utah.edu/~duongsaa/more_htm/jk_100animeRules.htm The 100 Rules of Anime]]''': #81 The Law of [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Shades/Coolness Factor.]]
3
4	->''Oh, THESE sunglasses? You can't afford THESE sunglasses! [[{{Heel}} And get your hands off the ropes!]]''
5	-->--'''Super Macho Man''', ''VideoGame/PunchOut Wii''
6
7	->''Oh [[Series/CSIMiami David Caruso]], is there nothing your sunglasses can fix?''
8	-->--'''Jon Stewart''', ''Series/TheDailyShow''
9
10	->''You got designer shades\
11	just to hide your face\
12	And you wear 'em around\
13	Like you're cooler than me''
14	-->-- '''Mike Posner''', "Cooler Than Me"
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16	->''"Jubilee accidentally blows up the game with her mutant powers and, when the arcade manager freaks out and asks if she knows how much it costs, she responds with 'Yeah: a quarter,' lowers her shades like the love child of [[Series/CSIMiami Horatio Caine]] and [[Wrestling/BretHart Bret 'The Hitman' Hart]], and runs out."''
17	-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-night-of-the-sentinels-1992/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/XMenTheAnimatedSeries''
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19	->'''Elwood:''' It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, [[SmokingIsCool half a pack of cigarettes]], [[SunglassesAtNight it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses]].\
20	'''Jake:''' Hit it.
21	-->-- ''Film/TheBluesBrothers''
22
23	->Then three men in natty cream-colored summer suits came to stand near me at the curb, and something about them struck me like a hammer. They were all wearing dark glasses. I had seen it thousands of times, but suddenly what I had considered an empty imitation of a Hollywood fad was flooded with personal significance.
24	-->-- ''Literature/InvisibleMan''
25
26	->''"Who is this cool dude?"''
27	-->-- ''Blobbo'' (PuzzleGame for the Platform/AppleMacintosh), mouseover description for the player character when wearing sunglasses
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29	->''"Oh yeah, I’m over [[IconicItem screwdrivers]]. They spoil the line of your jacket. These days I’m all about wearable technology."''
30	-->-- ''[[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]], debuting his new Sonic Sunglasses, "The Witch's Familiar"''
31
32	->''"AHH! I just love these shades! They're so fresh!"''
33	-->-- '''Callie''', ''VideoGame/Splatoon2''
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35	->''"I am invincible in these sunglasses\
36	I am the Fonz, I am the Jack of Hearts\
37	I am looking at you and you cannot tell that I am more than the sum of my parts\
38	I am looking at you with my best eyes and I wish you could tell\
39	I wish all of my kids would stop dressing up like Richard Hell\
40	I am locked away in a high-tech wrap-around translucent blue-tinted fortress\
41	And you cannot fucking touch me\
42	I am invincible in these sunglasses\
43	Cars are going beep beep beep\
44	And there are so many roadmen on this street\
45	And you cannot tell that I am scared\
46	I am invincible in these sunglasses\
47	I'm modern Music/ScottWalker\
48	I'm a surprisingly smooth talker\
49	And I'm invincible in these sunglasses''"
50	-->-- '''Music/BlackCountryNewRoad''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAZhzi9cpkc Sunglasses]]"
51
52	->''(Creator/ChanningTatum skydives into a city)''
53	->"Look at this guy! He's one of the sunglasses-people and the sunglasses-people [[DesignatedHero are heroes]]! They have a devil-may-care attitude and they run this town!"
54	->''(Channing Tatum jumps into a car with a hot blonde)''
55	->"See? That's not even his car. Or his wife. For the sunglasses-people, they get to do anything they want! They go on all sorts of missions, they've got cool hair, cool clothes. I mean, the laws aren't really laws to them. They're more like...mild suggestions. Like, I'm not even sure if he's going to return that car. Or that nice lady."
56	->''(Channing Tatum leaves a path of destruction in his wake)''
57	->"See what I mean? Hero!"
58	-->--"Blue Shirt" Guy, '''Film/FreeGuy'''
59
60	->''angelic chorus "Forged in molten plastic. Covered with [[BuffySpeak silvery mirror stuff]]. The ultimate... in cool." electric guitar riff''
61	-->--Bloo, ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'', putting on sunglasses specifically because of their coolness.
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63	->''By the way, you'll die if I take off these sunglasses.''
64	-->--Pacesetter pulling down his sunglasses while threatening Multislacker, ''VideoGame/ToontownCorporateClash''

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