Line #10 Quotes/Cloudcuckoolander


1	[[foldercontrol]]
2
3	[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
4	->''Hello, Graham, would you mind coming back to earth with the rest of us, please?''
5	-->-- '''Shaft''', ''Literature/{{Baccano}}''
6	[[/folder]]
7
8	[[folder:Comic Books]]
9	->''"Sometimes I forget what I was going to say. Sometimes I remember things everyone else has forgotten for ever and always. Does that ever happen to you?"''
10	-->-- '''Delirium''', ''ComicBook/{{The Sandman\|1989}}: Season of Mists''
11
12	->''"I was thinking what it's like to be abandoned and tortured and abused and forgotten. ''[...]'' But then I thought... 'I wonder what it's like to fuck a butterfly?'"''
13	-->-- '''Ragdoll''', ''ComicBook/SecretSix''
14	[[/folder]]
15
16	[[folder:Fan Works]]
17	->"''The girl went on stalking through the corridor, like she had dramatic music accompanying her that only she could hear.''"
18	-->-- ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality''
19
20	->She wasn't disappointed that she might be crippled for life, that was her fault for not evacuating when the giant monster showed up. She, however, was disappointed when the doctors refused her request to amputate her legs and replace them with metal ones that she could use to fight crime in the night. With that, her dream of becoming a cyborg vigilante was struck down for the fourth time in her short life. Her attention returned to her room's TV as she flipped through the channels.
21	-->-- ''Fanfic/RiseOfTheMinisukas''
22
23	->"I've always felt that everything I've done was what I ''should've'' done. From kindergarten on, I've been seeing the world through a specific lens that I can't describe. All this time, I've been living my life as my whims dictate. Other ponies tell me that my behavior is off-kilter, and I've tried to keep that reined in... but it always overcame me without it trying, and eventually I decided not to struggle against it anymore. I can't give an answer for why I act the way I do, why I'm as strange as I seem to others, or why I've just gone with the flow for most of my life. All I know is that it just seems ''right."''
24	-->-- '''Gray Ghost''', ''Fanfic/ManehattansLoneGuardian''
25	[[/folder]]
26
27	[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
28	->''Have small space aliens ever landed in your brain and told you to break into the zoo and free the kangaroos?''
29	-->-- '''Heather''', ''Film/GoodBurger''
30
31	->''I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.''
32	-->-- '''[[TheChosenOne Chosen One]]''', ''Film/KungPowEnterTheFist''
33
34	->'''Marty''': Have you noticed lately that [Captain Jack Sparrow] seems to be acting a bit strange?\
35	'''Gibbs''': (''silently stares at him'')\
36	'''Marty''': [[WeirderThanUsual ...-er.]]
37	-->-- ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMansChest''
38
39	->'''Yondu:''' ''(takes a flame-shaped patch out of his pocket)'' The drawer you wanna open has this symbol on it.\
40	''(he gives the patch to Groot)''\
41	''({{beat}})''\
42	''(Groot puts the patch on his head)''\
43	'''Yondu:''' WHAT?! NO!\
44	'''Rocket:''' He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.\
45	'''Yondu:''' That's ''not'' what I ''said!''\
46	'''Groot:''' [[PokemonSpeak I am Groot]].\
47	'''[[TranslatorBuddy Rocket]]:''' He's relieved you don't want him to.\
48	'''Groot:''' I am Groot.\
49	'''Rocket:''' He hates hats.\
50	'''Groot:''' I am Groot.\
51	'''Rocket:''' On anyone, not just himself.\
52	'''Groot:''' I am Groot.\
53	'''Rocket:''' One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute it's 'cause you realize part of that head is a hat.\
54	''({{beat}})''\
55	'''Rocket:''' ''That's'' why you don't like hats?\
56	'''Groot:''' ''(nods)''
57	-->-- ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''
58
59	->'''Ronnie Kray:''' ...[[SeinfeldianConversation And I'm staring at the back of this geezer's head]]. The whole time I'm thinkin', you know, "Give Ron Kray your sausage." [''{{beat}}''] "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Give... Ron... your]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis fuckin']]'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis sausage]]." You know? I was drillin' my eyes into the back of his head, 'til I'm not even thinkin' it anymore. I'm not - I'm not even... thinkin': I'm ''broadcastin' '' it. Until he turns around and you know what he says? He says, "Hey, Ron, do you fancy my sausage? [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud I've got... I've got no appetite for it]]." Interesting.
60	->'''[[{{Narrator}} Frances Shea]]:''' When my future brother-in-law said "interesting," it meant he had no fucking idea what he or you or anyone else was talking about.
61	-->--''Film/Legend2015''
62
63	->'''Mr. Farquhar''': Have you got a ticket?
64	->'''Mr. Tuttle''': Yes, I have. Have ''you''?
65	->'''Mr. Farquhar''': Of course. I'm the ''courier'', sir, in charge of the party.
66	->'''Mr. Tuttle''': How nice.
67	-->-- ''Film/CarryOnAbroad''
68	[[/folder]]
69
70	[[folder:Literature]]
71	->'''Alice:''' But I don't want to go among mad people.\
72	'''Cheshire Cat:''' Oh, you can't help that, we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.\
73	'''Alice:''' How do you know I'm mad?\
74	'''Cheshire Cat:''' You must be, or you wouldn't have come here.
75	-->-- ''Literature/AlicesAdventuresInWonderland''
76
77	-> The Doctor didn't even slow down. One part of his brain started madly calculating velocities and trajectories. Another part started advising him strongly against this course of action. Another part was sticking its arms out and making aeroplane noises.
78	-->-- ''Literature/EighthDoctorAdventures''
79
80	-> The girl gave off an aura of distinct dottiness. Perhaps it was the fact that she had stuck her wand behind her left ear for safekeeping, or that she had chosen to wear a necklace of Butterbeer caps, or that she was reading a magazine upside down.
81	-->-- '''Harry Potter''' on '''Luna Lovegood''', ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix''
82
83	[[/folder]]
84
85	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
86	->'''Joey:''' Maybe my ruler was wrong.\
87	'''Phoebe:''' Maybe ''all'' the rulers are wrong.
88	-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''
89
90	->''In the parlance of the 20th century, this is an odd-ball. His name is James B. W. Bevis, and his tastes lean toward stuffed animals, zither music, professional football, Creator/CharlesDickens, moose heads, carnivals, dogs, children and young ladies. Mr Bevis is accident-prone, a little vague, a little discombooberated, with a life that possesses all the security of a floating crap-game. But this can be said about our Mr Bevis: Without him, without his warmth, without his kindness, the world would be a considerably poorer place. Albeit, perhaps, a little saner.''
91	-->-- '''Rod Serling''''s opening monologue for ''Series/{{The Twilight Zone\|1959}}'', "Mr. Bevis"
92
93	->''You know, whenever [Cat Valentine] starts talking I think to myself, "Maybe this time it'll make sense." I'm always wrong.''
94	-->-- '''Andre Harris''', ''Series/{{Victorious}}''
95
96	->'''Sarah-Jane Smith:''' Are you serious?\
97	'''The Doctor:''' [[BunnyEarsLawyer About what I do, yes]]. Not necessarily the way I do it.
98	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''
99
100	->'''Craig:''' Has anybody ever told you you're a bit weird?\
101	'''The Doctor:''' They never really ''stop.''
102	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''
103
104	->'''[[ChurchMilitant Octavian:]]''' ''(about The Doctor)'' You trust this man?
105	->'''River Song:''' I absolutely trust him.
106	->'''Octavian:''' He's not some kind of madman, then?
107	->'''River Song:''' ''(pause)'' I absolutely trust him.
108	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''
109
110	->'''Dennis''': Lets talk about your likes and dislikes. Umm... how about your favorite food, what would that be?\
111	'''Charlie''': Oh, milksteak.\
112	'''Dennis and Mac''': (simultaneously) Hmm?\
113	'''Dennis''': What?\
114	'''Charlie''': Milksteak.\
115	'''Dennis''': I'm not putting milksteak.\
116	'''Mac''': Just put regular steak and then-\
117	'''Charlie''': Don't put regular steak, put milksteak, she'll know what it is.\
118	'''Dennis''': No she won't know what it is, Charlie! Nobody knows what that is.
119	-->-- ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''
120
121	->'''Klaus:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Any luck finding your one-eyed man?]]\
122	'''Luther:''' What's he talkin' about?\
123	'''Number Five:''' Does it matter? It's ''Klaus.'' What do you want, Luther?\
124	'''Luther:''' Um... So, [[TeamMom Grace]] may have had something to do with Dad's death. So I need you to come back to the academy, all right? It's important.\
125	'''Number Five:''' "It's important." [[InsufferableGenius You have no concept of what's important!]]\
126	'''Klaus:''' Hey! [[IResembleThatRemark Did I ever tell you guys about the time I waxed my ass with chocolate pudding?]] ''[laughs]'' It was so painful!
127	-->--''Series/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019'', "Extra Ordinary"
128
129	->'''Creator/StephenFry:''' What happenens in the Rhubarb Triangle?\
130	'''Johnny Vegas:''' Do marzipan fighter planes go missing? Do they not pick up anything on the liquorice RADAR and suddenly start talking nonsense and gingerbread men, good men, who fought in the Pudding Wars, just vanished and the wives are stood there holding their eyes going "This is all they found"?\
131	'''Stpehen Fry:''' I want to live in your world Johnny Vegas.
132	-->--''Series/{{QI}}''
133
134	->''Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?''
135	-->-- '''Dr. Frasier Crane''', ''Series/{{Cheers}}''
136	[[/folder]]
137
138	[[folder:Music]]
139	->''When I'm bored, I kinda drift away,\
140	I'm not sure quite why we work all day\
141	I've been thinking, and I've got this plan\
142	Let's go, right now''
143	-->-- '''Music/LilyAllen''', "Air Balloon"
144
145	->''Some people think I'm bonkers, but I just think I'm free!\
146	And I'm just livin' my life; there's nothin' crazy about me!\
147	Some people pay for thrills, but I get mine for free!\
148	Man, I'm just livin' my life; there's nothin' crazy about me!''
149	-->-- '''Dizzee Rascal''', "Bonkers"
150
151	->''She's a mass of contradictions\
152	A pick-and-mix of strange convictions\
153	It can be a source of friction\
154	But there are worse afflictions\
155	Love doesn't make distinctions''
156	-->-- '''Music/TheDivineComedy''', "Creator/ArthurCClarke's Mysterious World"
157
158	->''Can't help it if I space in a daze, my eyes tune out the other way,\
159	I may switch off and go in a daydream.\
160	In this head my thoughts are deep, but sometimes I can't even speak.\
161	Would someone be and not pretend? I'm off again in my world.''
162	-->-- '''Music/AvrilLavigne''', "My World"
163	[[/folder]]
164
165	[[folder:Video Games]]
166	->''Did [Sara] say something to you? Please forget it. She mumbles strange things from time to time. She can be an odd girl at times.''
167	-->-- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemThracia776''
168
169	->'''Yusuke''': That girl marches to the beat of her own drum, doesn't she?\
170	'''Ryuji''': Like you're one to talk.
171	-->-- ''VideoGame/Persona5''
172
173	->'''Grune''': I'm going to give it my all. Charge~!\
174	'''Chloe''': ...Where are you going?\
175	'''Grune''': Oh? Where was I going?
176	-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24r4XqCEcxU A skit]] from ''VideoGame/TalesOfLegendia''
177
178	->''"I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds... or was it clowns?... Come to think of it, it began to smell... must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears."''
179	-->--'''[[MadGod Sheogorath]]''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion''
180
181	->''"I just learned that gravestones are for the dead. Had to unbury myself. Very informative experience."''
182	-->--Note left by '''The Gambler''', ''VideoGame/TheBrainsAndTheBrawn''
183	[[/folder]]
184
185	[[folder:Visual Novels]]
186	->''Talking with Rin is like playing chess with a supercomputer who does seemingly random moves as if to mock everything you know about chess. It's like that, but with human interaction. And even if I win, it feels like losing.''
187	-->-- '''Hisao Nakai''', ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo''
188	[[/folder]]
189
190	[[folder:Web Animation]]
191	->''[Haru and Rin bump into each other coming out of changing rooms at a department store]''\
192	'''Rin:''' Haru?!\
193	'''Haru:''' Rin? If ''you're'' here, and ''I'm'' here, then ''who's flying this plane?!''\
194	'''Rin:''' ...[[FlatWhat What.]]\
195	'''Haru:''' What?\
196	'''Rin:''' Let's talk outside.\
197	'''Haru:''' I'm not going out there without a parachute!\
198	'''Rin:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!]]\
199	'''Haru:''' ''I DON'T KNOW!''
200	-->-- ''WebVideo/FiftyPercentOff''
201
202	->'''Homestar Runner''' (''cosplaying as himself''): Was it my star (''taped onto his star T-shirt'') or propeller cap (''worn atop his own propeller beanie'') that gave it away?\
203	'''Strong Bad''': It was your unbelievably loose grasp on the world around you.\
204	'''Homestar Runner''': Yeah, I guess I do have one of those.
205	-->-- ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'', [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdorcon.html "TrogdorCon '97"]]
206
207	->''"Hands do not exist in my reality!"''
208	-->-- '''Kaldor Draigo''', ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''
209
210	->'''Church:''' God damn, man, I would love to live in your world for about ten minutes.\
211	'''Caboose:''' Yeah. I have a really good time.
212	-->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''
213
214	->'''Otacon:''' Snake, this is ''insane''.
215	->'''Snake''': Otacon, I'm not exaggerating when I say that the success of my mission hinges on how I use this cardboard box.
216	-->-- ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle: Solid Snake vs. Sam Fisher''[[note]][[spoiler:It turns out Snake is really using it as a decoy.]][[/note]]
217	[[/folder]]
218
219	[[folder:Webcomics]]
220	->'''Fighter:''' Aren't you going to ask how it's our lifelong dream when we just met Red Mage.\
221	'''Black Mage:''' So you're actually '''aware''' that this makes no sense then?\
222	'''Fighter:''' Yet we chase our dreams anyway.\
223	'''Black Mage:''' Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass.
224	-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''
225
226	->''Honestly, I think the inside'a [Jared's] head is pro'lly one'a th' most bizarre an' interesting places anyone could live.''
227	-->-- '''CommanderBadass''', ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''
228
229	->''Sometimes I think your train of thought is carrying a shipment of toxic waste.''
230	-->-- '''Ozy''' to Millie, ''Webcomic/OzyAndMillie''
231
232	->'''Aeris''': Do you even ''listen'' to yourself any more?\
233	'''Leo''': I try not to. It breaks the illusion.
234	-->-- ''Webcomic/VGCats'', [[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=155 #160, "Start the Reactor"]]
235
236	->'''Roko:''' Melon and logic are like oil and vinegar. You can get them to mix, but it takes vigorous shaking.\
237	'''Elliot:''' Literal or metaphorical shaking?\
238	'''Roko:''' Yes.
239	-->-- ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3962 #3962]]
240	[[/folder]]
241
242	[[folder:Web Original]]
243	->So I was thinking... wait that doesn't sound right.
244	-->-- ''[[http://www.thewallflowerreport.com The Wallflower Report]]''
245	[[/folder]]
246
247	[[folder:Web Videos]]
248	->'''Lawrence:''' Man, being old is great! [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext You get to be a baby but still get boners]]!
249	->'''Bruce:''' [-...what the ''fuck?''-]
250	->'''James:''' Every time Lawrence speaks, I realize he knows less and less about the world.
251	-->--'''Creator/{{Funhaus}},''' "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwr__ideuOc Jacked vs Ripped]]"
252
253	->''That was some quality playing there, courtesy of raocow and friends. The friends are the many voices just kinda chillin' in my head... I don't hear them, but they're there.''
254	-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{raocow}},''' "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecl99pgQBBU toot toot all about space lime]]"
255
256	->''I dunno, I think something went horribly wrong with my thought process over the years... (''giggles'') [[NonSequitur I]] ''[[NonSequitur love]]'' [[NonSequitur lemonade]]! (''chuckles'') Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes, scratched discs.''
257	-->-- '''WebVideo/StuartAshen''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzwcPNoEX4s "Optical Media Laceration Extravaganza"]]
258
259	->''I like lunchbox!''
260	-->--'''King Dedede''', ''WebVideo/VesterAndFriends''
261
262	->'''Ghirahim:''' You need a doctor. Or a vet.\
263	'''Zant:''' Woof!\
264	'''Ghirahim:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Definitely a vet.]]
265	-->-- Bourbon Dodongo's ''Zant and Ghirahim'', episode 1 ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR8lwYd4UyE mirror]])
266
267	->'''Beau:''' Who do you think lives in that hole?\
268	'''Jester:''' Probably very small unicorns.\
269	'''Beau:''' Have you ever seen a unicorn?\
270	'''Jester:''' Yes, I've seen many. The little ones can be as small as hamsters.\
271	'''Beau:''' ...What's it like being in your head?\
272	'''Jester:''' It's pretty great!
273	-->-- ''WebVideo/CriticalRole''
274	[[/folder]]
275
276	[[folder:Western Animation]]
277	->''I ain't got no job, my wife left me, bills pilin' up, I got child support, and I don't know if ''any'' of what I just said is true... but I ''believe'' it.''
278	-->-- '''Meatwad''', ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''
279
280	->''Our minds must be conflicting because you say plague of snakes and all I hear is EasterBunny, EasterBunny, [[RuleOfThree Easter Bunny]].''
281	-->-- '''Meatwad''', ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''
282
283	->''IT WORKS! I AM ONE CAN SHORT OF A SIX-PACK!!''
284	-->-- '''[[MadScientist Dr. Weird]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''
285
286	->''I'm not crazy - I just don't give a darn! Woo-hoo!''
287	-->-- '''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck''', "Daffy Duck and Egghead"
288
289	->''I ''always'' let my imagination run away from me! Then it comes back... with cake! ''
290	-->-- '''Pinkie Pie''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
291
292	->''The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.''
293	-->-- '''Patrick Star''' contemplates milk, ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''
294
295	->'''Early Cuyler''': Yeah, I know 'bout Dan Halen. He was a ornery feller, chatterin' up inna tree all tauntin' like. Cheeks all puffed up with wallynuts and whatnot. I took aim at 'im with my pellet gun and blasted the tar outta him.\
296	'''Interviewer''': Are you sure you're not talking about that stuffed squirrel over there?\
297	(''cut to stuffed squirrel on Early's mantle'')\
298	'''Early''': Oh. Well, you might be right about that, now.
299	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Squidbillies}}''
300
301	-> '''Alex:''' ''(dressed only in his underwear surrounded by conspiracy theory boards)'' Quiet! I'm this close to connecting ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}... to ''Jesus.''\
302	'''Josh:''' ''(picking up a can of yellow liquid)'' Are you drinking ''moonshine?''\
303	'''Alex:''' That's disgusting! That's my urine.
304	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/CloseEnough''
305	[[/folder]]
306
307	[[folder:Real Life]]
308	->''If you understood everything I said, you'd be me.''
309	-->-- '''Music/MilesDavis'''
310
311	->''Now you know I tell people I'm actually from another planet, you know, 'cause I'm a bit off the wall, well I'll tell you this boy OWNS the other planet, my goodness!''
312	-->-- '''[[Music/IronMaiden Nicko McBrain]]'''
313
314	->''You know when you're sitting in a chair, and you lean back so you're just on two legs, and then you lean too far and you almost fall over, but just at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that ''all the time''.''
315	-->-- '''Creator/StevenWright'''
316
317	->One cannot help following the lure of her erratic and lovable personality as it meanders and twinkles through page after page. There is something noble and Quixotic and high-spirited, as well as crack-brained and bird-witted, about her. Her simplicity is so open; her intelligence so active; her sympathy with fairies and animals so true and tender. She has the freakishness of an elf, the irresponsibility of some non-human creature, its heartlessness, and its charm. And although 'they', those terrible critics who had sneered and jeered at her [since childhood]... continued to mock, few of her critics, after all, had the wit to trouble about the nature of the universe, or cared a straw for the sufferings of the hunted hare, or longed, as she did, to talk to some one 'of Shakespeare's fools'. Now, at any rate, the laugh is not all on their side.
318	-->--'''Creator/VirginiaWoolf''', "The Duchess of Newcastle" (discussing the 17th-century author Margaret Cavendish)
319	[[/folder]]

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