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1	->''So no matter how deeply you've written yourself into a corner, all your problems can be solved, or at least delayed, by an invasion of space zombies.''
2	-->-- ''[[http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Book_of_Elements_%283.5e_Sourcebook%29 The Book Of Elements]]'', on [[http://www.dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Book_of_Elements_%283.5e_Sourcebook%29/High_Adventure_on_the_Inner_Planes#High_Adventure_in_._._._The_Negative_Energy_Plane.21 the benefits]] of setting a campaign in the [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Negative Elemental Plane]].
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4	->'''Tarquin''': Not that I've never gotten a chuckle out of dipping people in acid, but is there some reason we've announced our presence?\
5	'''Sabine''': Nale knows the Order of the Stick a lot better than you do.\
6	'''Nale''': Indeed. I know that if you want them to do something, you need to prod them now and then. Otherwise, they'll just stand around talking until they fill up like eight pages with speech balloons.
7	-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', "[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0849.html Suspicious Agreement]]"
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9	->Franchise/WonderWoman's eyes widened. "Mother, what are you saying? Are you saying that Lyta has--"\
10	Lyta's eyes were widening at the same time that her skin was flushing crimson.\
11	Diana finally finished the sentence. "--has given herself to a man?"\
12	"Ohhhhhhh, hell," muttered Lyta, and hid her face in her hands.\
13	That was when a warning siren went off.\
14	Lyta was never so grateful for such a sound in her entire life.
15	-->-- ''Fanfic/AForceOfFour''
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17	->Scott ate his dinner slowly, wondering where the Sentinels were when you really needed them. The Greys were studying him with an expression that most people reserved for rather distasteful insects.
18	-->-- ''Fanfic/XMenTheEarlyYears''
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20	->'''Superintendant Chalmers:''' I must say I've had a lovely evening, Agnes. I don't suppose I could come in for a cup of...\
21	''[Principal Skinner opens the door and turns on the light]''\
22	'''Agnes:''' Seymour!\
23	'''Skinner:''' Mother? ''[gasps]'' Superintendent Chalmers!\
24	'''Chalmers:''' Skinner!\
25	'''Skinner:''' What I wouldn't give for something to interrupt this awkward moment...\
26	''[Krusty flies by in a low-flying plane, crying loudly]''\
27	'''Skinner:''' That'll do nicely.
28	-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E15BartTheFink Bart the Fink]]"
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30	->Any script problem can be solved by hiring more writers.\
31	If this doesn’t work, just have a new character enter the scene with a gun.

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