Line #4 Quotes/ChainsawGood


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3	[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
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5	->''"You're too big to fit in a plane so... I'm going to make you compact! It'll take no time at all!"''
6	-->-- '''Mao''', ''Anime/CodeGeass''
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10	[[folder:Film -- Animation]]
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12	->''"Oh, good. My dog found the chainsaw!"''
13	-->-- '''Lilo Pelekai''', ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch''
14
15	->'''Mouse Doctor''': Bring me the Epidermal Tissue Disruptor!\
16	'''Wilbur''': [[OhCrap THE EPIDERMAL]] ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]'' ''(Nurse mice hoist up a chainsaw and rev it up)'' Oh, no! No! No! [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]] (''screams and bolts for the exit'')
17	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheRescuersDownUnder''
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21	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
22
23	->''"Suck my spinning steel, shithead!"''
24	-->-- '''Derek''', ''Film/BadTaste''
25
26	->''"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw."''
27	-->-- '''Heather Chandler''', ''Film/{{Heathers}}''
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29	[[/folder]]
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31	[[folder:Literature]]
32
33	->''"Oh, isn't that special. Honey, go tell your father we're going to need a bigger chainsaw."''
34	-->-- '''Enid Healy''', ''[[Literature/InCryptid Tricks for Free]]''
35
36	->Maybe the average young girl didn't speak of chainsaws in the same way, but Virginia felt that that was their loss. As fashion accessories they had the edge on nearly anything else, when it came to getting you a lot of attention. And respect.
37	-->-- ''[[Literature/RatsBatsAndVats The Rats, the Bats and the Ugly]]''
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41	[[folder:Live-Action Television]]
42
43	->''"All the birds love a scar."''
44	-->-- '''Eddie Hitler''', ''Series/{{Bottom}}'', shortly before having his legs cut off with a chainsaw
45
46	->'''Giles:''' We're going to have to create a door.\
47	'''Anya:''' Create a door? You can do that?\
48	'''Giles:''' I can. revs chainsaw
49	-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
50
51	->''"Gotta love this job."'' (revs chainsaw)
52	-->-- '''Stella Bonasera''', ''Series/{{CSINY}}''
53
54	->'''Frank''': [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique Drawing a confession out of someone]] is like doing a beautiful dance. [[{{Metaphorgotten}} A beautiful dance with a chainsaw.]]
55	->'''Dennis''': He makes [[CloudCuckooLander less and less sense as the days go by.]]
56	-->-- ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''
57
58	->''"You'd be surprised how many of my transactions involve power tools."''
59	-->-- '''Kenzi''', ''Series/LostGirl''
60
61	->''"[[ARareSentence Let's not have a machete-chainsaw fight right now!]]"''
62	-->--'''Richard Hammond''', ''Series/TopGear South America special'' after Jeremy chainsaws James's car. [[DefiedTrope The chainsaw cuts out before the fight can actually begin.]]
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64	[[/folder]]
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66	[[folder:Music]]
67
68	->''Billy solves his problems by [[MommasBoy calling up his mom]]\
69	Heather solves her problems with [[DrowningMySorrows drugs and alcohol]]\
70	Daniel solves his problems with [[FrivolousLawsuit a doctor and the law]]\
71	But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all\
72	Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\
73	Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\
74	Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\
75	[[ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer And he never has the same problem twice]]!''
76	-->-- '''Music/TheArrogantWorms''', "Malcolm"
77
78	->''Fire up the chainsaaaw!\
79	Hack all their heads oooff!\
80	Fire up the chainsaaaw!\
81	Hack their fucking heads off!''
82	-->-- '''Music/CannibalCorpse''', "Kill or Become"
83
84	->''Put down that chainsaw and listen to me!''
85	-->-- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "Dare to be Stupid"
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87	[[/folder]]
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89	[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
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91	->''I saw this weapon first in the keeping of Red Hand Kolchis, but have since seen swords of a similar type in the possession of at least three other warriors and read descriptions of more (such as the Snarling Hand of Jsak Koomriver). Kolchis, a lone Khornate Champion, acquired it deep in the eastern Skull Lands whilst carving his way through a tribe of dark-skinned orcs. It appears as a normal sword except, instead of a razor edge, a line of jagged teeth run down one side. At the wielder's command, the teeth race down the blade, ripping apart armor and flesh as easily as if they were parchment. The beast-hilt howls while it does so and whines if let unsated. Unsurprisingly, I have found this type of arcane technology almost solely in possession of warriors of Khorne - as it suits their violent and noisy disposition. Even the weapon itself seems to favor Khorne, often as eager to rebound and tear through the guts of its wielder as the foe, as is demonstrated by the fate of Red Hand Kolchis himself.''
92	-->-- '''Marnius Gaius''' describing the [[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 "Chainsword"]] in ''Tools of the Apostate'', as quoted in the ''[[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}} Liber Chaotica]]''
93
94	->''Problems? Problems? There is no problem I cannot solve with this...''
95	-->-- Attributed to '''Mad Chainsaw Johnson''', ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
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97	->You know, there's nothing like the feel of a chainsaw as it cuts right through to the soft part of the bone. The way the hard noise changes just slightly to a softer squishy sound. Aah, music to the ears...
98	-->--''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - D.C. By Night''
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101	[[folder:Video Games]]
102
103	->''"A chainsaw! Find some meat!"''
104	-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}''
105
106	->''"Some people are born to use a chainsaw, others have chainsaws thrust upon them."''
107	-->-- '''Ash Williams''', ''VideoGame/EvilDeadAFistfulOfBoomstick''
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109	->''"This two-handed sword was forged using ancient Sheikah technology. Its unique rotating blades give it impressive cutting power that will slice enemies to shreds."''
110	-->-- Description for the '''Ancient Bladesaw''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild''
111
112	->''RRRRRRRNNGGGGGG DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH.''
113	-->-- ''VideoGame/NexusWar'', in-game description of the Chainsaw weapon
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115	->''"A '''chainsaw'''? As if [[TemptingFate things weren't bad enough already!]]"''
116	-->-- '''Sheva Alomar''', ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5''
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118	->''Now get out there and rock that chainsaw for all its worth. [[EvilGenius Zurn]] isn't quite capable of explaining it - at least not to me - but it seems your extended use of [[MadScientist Aldini]]'s homemade machine has kicked in some kind of extra-curricular capacities. I.e. you can now channel [[FunctionalMagic your powers]] through a fucking chainsaw.''
119	-->--'''Kirsten Geary,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''
120
121	->''"When we run out of bullets, they're gonna wish we hadn't."''
122	-->--'''Coach''', ''VideoGame/Left4Dead2'' trailer
123
124	->''“2 Trolls, 1 giant chainsaw, unlimited possibilities.”''
125	-->-- The Villain Vault description for Shrednaught, ''VideoGame/SkylandersTrapTeam''
126
127	->'''Troll 1:''' "Hey, Skylander, you're low on heath and we have a chainsaw!" ''[revs engine]''\
128	'''Troll 2:''' "Just saying."
129	-->-- '''Shrednaught''', ''VideoGame/{{Skylanders}}''
130
131	->''"The saw is law!"''
132	-->-- '''Chain Reaction''''s {{Catchphrase}}, ''VideoGame/SkylandersImaginators''
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136	[[folder:Web Comics]]
137
138	->''Make your swords become like things unto chainsaws.''
139	-->-- '''Glorious Chainsaw Method''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''
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141	->''"Oh. how stupid of me. [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=37&issue=5 That was the sound of chainsaw nunchucks.]]"''
142	-->-- '''Dr. [=McNinja=]''', ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''
143
144	->'''King Radical''': Ha! See what happens when you bring a [[WreckedWeapon sword to a chainsaw fight]]?
145	->'''Dr. [=McNinja=]''': [[SubvertedTrope Yeah, I see that a sword's actually a weapon, unlike your firewood maker.]]
146	-->-- ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'', again
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148	->'''Ethan''': So we both have a bunch of little plastic men, right? and we move them '''manually'''. Then, when we fight, we roll dice and then do '''math''' to figure out who hits who. But there are no actual battles, or explosions. We use our '''imaginations''' like a couple of '''savages'''. It sounds almost as fun as chewing used medical syringes.\
149	'''Lucas''': These guys here have '''Chainsaw swords'''.\
150	'''Ethan''': This is the coolest game ever. Hurry up and figure out how to play so my little plastic dudes can chainsaw your little plastic dudes.
151	-->-- ''Webcomic/CtrlAltDel'' [[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20061101 on]] ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
152
153	->''"[[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00035.htm Beware the happy man with power tools.]]"''
154	-->-- '''Florence Ambrose''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''
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156	->''"[[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00065.htm Never water balloon anyone who's carrying a chain saw."]]''
157	-->-- '''Helix''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''
158
159	->''"As you prepare to leave the town, you- Uh, Lewis, are we boring you?"''
160	->''"Nah, I was just thinking how ''Franchise/StarWars'' might've been cooler if they had chain saws instead of light sabers."''
161	->[[http://ffn.nodwick.com/?p=331 ''(everyone get the same absent look as him)'']]
162	-->-- ''Webcomic/FullFrontalNerdity''
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164	[[/folder]]
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166	[[folder:Web Original]]
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168	->''"'''EVERY TUESDAY, [[TitleDrop EPIC MEAL TIME]]!''' Comin' at you with a chainsaw and a big pile o'meat! If you ain't down with that? '''THEN YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH COOKING!'''"''
169	-->-- '''Harley Morenstein''', ''WebVideo/EpicMealTime''
170
171	->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]''': [[{{ComicBook/Doom}} Chainsaw, the great communicator!]]\
172	'''Gabriel:''' My penis has teeth!
173	-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq20fqqZTqw Let's Drown Out]]'' ''[[{{VideoGame/Doom}} Brutal Doom]]'' ({{Game mod}})
174
175	-> ''"Chainsaws historically have now probably been used more often against zombies in games than against wood in real life."''
176	-->-- '''Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw,''' ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation,'' on ''VideoGame/Left4Dead2''
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178	->37. Chainsaws are not the solution to every question.\
179	** 1. Nor is "More Chainsaws".\
180	** 2. Or [[AbnormalAmmo "Chainsaw Cannons"]].\
181	*** 1. [[NoodleIncident Except for that one time.]] And yes, [[NotSoAboveItAll it]] ''[[NotSoAboveItAll was]]'' [[NotSoAboveItAll awesome]].
182	-->--''The Things That Dr. Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation''
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184	->''"I've beaten this game with submachine guns, shotguns, assault rifles, hunting rifles, and the chainsaw. The chainsaw especially is the first weapon you get that's a game '''ender'''. If you can't beat this game once you find the chainsaw, you don't really have an excuse."''
185	-->-- '''Ross Scott''', ''WebVideo/RosssGameDungeon'', ''VideoGame/TheLastStand''
186
187	->''"[[GratuitousEnglish CHAINSAW, I LOVE YOU!]]"''
188	-->-- '''Korone Inugami''', ''WebAnimation/{{Hololive}}'', ''VideoGame/Doom2016'',
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190	[[/folder]]
191
192	[[folder:Western Animation]]
193
194	->''"Oh, Rico. Chainsaw's {{your answer to everything}}!"''
195	-->-- '''Private''', ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'', "I Was A Penguin Zombie"
196
197	->'''Otto:''' I added the saws!\
198	'''Sprx:''' You add saws to everything.
199	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SuperRobotMonkeyTeamHyperforceGo''
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