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1	->''Have you ever enjoyed a book so much you wish you could make sweet, sweet love to it? That's how I feel about most Creator/StephenKing novels.''
2	-->-- Anon
3
4	->''Good news, everyone! [[JustifiedTrope I've taught the toaster to feel love!]]''
5	-->-- '''Professor Farnsworth''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
6
7	->''The milk is now on my bed. Guess where this is going~''
8	-->-- '''Nyx Sparkle''', ''Blog/{{Bronyism}}''
9
10	->''All I'm saying, Jon, is that I want to be sodomized by your Constitution.''
11	-->-- '''John Oliver''' declares he is gay for America, ''Series/TheDailyShow''
12
13	->'''Sarah Jane''': Does [the Doctor] still... ''stroke'' bits of the TARDIS?\
14	'''Rose''': ''(laughing)'' Yes! Yes, he does! I'm like, "Do you two want to be alone?"
15	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "School Reunion"
16
17	->'''The Doctor:''' Amy, this is... Well... She's my TARDIS. Except she's a woman. She's a woman... And she's my TARDIS.\
18	'''Amy:''' She's the ''TARDIS?!''\
19	'''The Doctor:''' ''(getting giddier by the second)'' And she's a woman! She's a woman... ''(breathlessly)'' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment And she's the TARDIS]]! ''(pokes the TARDIS's cheek, grinning)''\
20	'''Amy:''' ...did you wish ''really'' hard?\
21	'''The Doctor:''' S-shut up, not like that!\
22	'''Idris[=/=]The TARDIS:''' Hello! I'm... Sexy.\
23	'''The Doctor:''' ''(embarassed groan)'' Still shut up!
24	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Doctor's Wife"
25
26	->'''Clara:''' This is ''the Doctor'' we're talking about. He's in a codependent relationship with a screwdriver. I mean, if he had to choose between an enormous, complicated machine he could fix with a toolkit and a girl, who would he go with?\
27	'''[[LivingShip The TARDIS]]:''' ''[beeps, lights flicker]''\
28	'''Clara:''' ...yeah, you're right. Both of them. Using the same toolkit.
29	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Clara and the TARDIS"
30
31	->'''Fenris:''' The way you fondle your weapon is disturbing.\
32	'''Varric:''' Hey, I'm a perfect gentleman! In public.
33	-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''
34
35	->'''Merrill:''' Does your bow [[ICallItVera have a name]]? Varric's bow has a name.\
36	'''Sebastian:''' I'm afraid I can't compete with our dear dwarf's... relationship to his weapon.
37	-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''
38
39	->''(In a conversation about {{Safe Word}}s)''\
40	'''Inquisitor:''' What about Varric? Wait, don't tell me -- [[AutomaticCrossbows Bianca]].\
41	'''Iron Bull:''' Ha! No, it would have to be something he ''wouldn't'' shout during sex.
42	-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''
43
44	->'''Shizuo:''' Not that I haven’t heard people say "I love you" to me, but I don’t even know if they counted as women or not.\
45	'''Tom:''' Hmm? Have you been going to gay bars or transsexual clubs?\
46	'''Shizuo:''' No, that’s not what I meant. I mean, they hardly counted as ''humans'' to begin with. More like sharp objects...
47	-->-- A discussion about Shizuo's rather unusual love life, ''Literature/{{Durarara}}''
48
49	->'''Aby:''' No, the truth is I'm married to my work!\
50	'''Kell:''' Um... did you ever have a formal ceremony?\
51	'''Aby:''' (''blinks at Kell'')\
52	'''Newspaper:''' Aby Eyeshine to Wed Her Career.
53	-->-- ''WebComic/KevinAndKell''
54
55	->'''Snake:''' ''You'' should come inside [[CompanionCube the box]], then you'll know what I mean.\
56	'''Sigint:''' [[ScreamingAtSquick Man, I don't even wanna know what you mean!]]
57	-->-- ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater''
58
59	->''Dear [=MisSim=],\
60	\
61	I'm having a problem with Debra, my computer. We used to be sweet friends - we would hang out, work, play, you know, just have a warm time.\
62	\
63	But as of late I find myself spending more and more time with Debra, and less and less time with Patricia, my wife who is now full of trepidation because of my bond with Debra. It's not as if I don't love Patricia - the wife - any more, but she just doesn't interest me the same way as Debra does. And I can't just boot Patricia out. Any suggestions?\
64	\
65	Signed, Teched Out\
66	\
67	Dear Teched,\
68	\
69	Get your wife a mouse and maybe you'll feel different about her.''
70	-->-- "Man Loves Computer", ''VideoGame/SimCity 2000'' newspaper
71
72	->'''Captain Kirk:''' ...and then there was [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan Carol]]. I was on the fast track for command... but the way I felt about her... I was almost ready to give it all up... almost.\
73	'''Xill:''' So why are you here? Where is she?\
74	'''Captain Kirk:''' That's a complicated story. But the memory of her drives me to try harder with the new female in my life... the ''Enterprise''.\
75	'''Xill:''' Your ship is your girlfriend? Creepy...
76	-->-- ''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]] The Manga - Shinsei Shinsei - Orphans''
77
78	->''I have never understood the human compulsion to emotionally bond with inanimate objects.''
79	-->-- '''Tuvok''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Year of Hell, Part II"
80
81	->''I put my Website/MySpace sexuality status to "not sure" mostly because I just love that that's an option. Who is that for? Who is so confused about their sexuality that they have no idea? Is it some guy who's saying "Dude, I just jerked off to my stove. What was that all about?"''
82	-->-- '''Nick Swardson'''
83
84	->'''Doctor Mrs. The Monarch:''' What the hell is that ''thing'' doing in our bed? Get it out of there!\
85	'''The Monarch:''' (''smacks her hand away'') Don't you [[SoundEffectBleep f ***ing]] touch her! \
86	'''Doctor Mrs. The Monarch:''' Whoa. What's the matter with you?\
87	'''Monarch:''' You're just jealous! That's what's going on here! You - you never supported me and [[SkySurfing Butter-Glider!]] EVER!\
88	'''Doctor Mrs. The Monarch:''' Okay, wow. I wrote this off as some kinda midlife crisis kinda thing, but this, this is - they don't even have a name for what this is!
89	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''
90
91	->''Kissing Stapler: The first in a line of office supplies for lonely workers.''
92	-->-- ''VideoGame/WarioLandShakeIt''
93
94	->''Why, hello there! This mic is zetta sexy!''
95	-->-- '''Sho Minamimoto''', ''VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou''
96
97	->''Nobody comes between me and my Blue-Eyes! And anyone foolish enough to try pays the price!''
98	-->-- '''Seto Kaiba''', ''Anime/YuGiOh''
99
100	->''God, I love this game. I'd have sex with it if my dick fit in the disc.''
101	-->-- '''Creator/NoahAntwiler''' on ''VideoGame/EternalDarkness''
102
103	-> ''I put my package in your mailbox\
104	Made love to all your chairs\
105	Dropped a load inside your washer\
106	I went down on all your stairs''
107
108	-> ''I took your cabinets from the front\
109	And your sofas from behind\
110	I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes\
111	And then we sixty-nined''
112
113	-> ''...I boned your couches and your telephone\
114	And all your scented candles\
115	And your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle''
116
117	-> ''I had sex with your whole kitchen\
118	With no boundaries or limits\
119	And your lamp was looking so good\
120	That you know I had to hit it''
121
122	-> ''Your wallet and your toothbrush\
123	And your jacket and your red hat\
124	Oh, you're mad about the toothbrush?\
125	Just forget I ever said that''
126
127	-> ''And the carpet and the furniture\
128	Your windows and the curtains\
129	And I licked your stamp collection\
130	I dicked your floor for certain''
131	--> '''Music/NinjaSexParty''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu196vZSe_I Objects of Desire]]"
132
133	->When he got there, he realized he hadn’t thought of anything to say and instead, stood there dumbly just as Vee leaned over the table to sniff one of the roses poking over the vase closest to her.\
134	“I wish I was that rose,” [[VideoGame/KingsQuest Graham]] thought wistfully.
135	-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/12041019/chapters/27433260#workskin A Shadow of a Doubt]]''
136
137	->''"another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it"''

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