Line #59 Quotes/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS1E1WelcomeToTheHellmouth


1	->'''Xander:''' I kind of had a problem with the math.\
2	'''Willow:''' Which part?\
3	'''Xander:''' [[AllOfThem The math]].
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5	->'''Girl #1:''' The new kid? She seems kind of weird to me. [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude What kind of name is "Buffy"]]?\
6	'''Girl #2:''' ''[walking by]'' [[HypocriticalHumor Hey, Aphrodesia]].
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8	->'''Cordelia:''' Some guy was stuffed in Aura's locker.\
9	'''Buffy:''' Dead?\
10	'''Cordelia:''' ''Totally'' dead. ''Way'' dead.\
11	'''Xander:''' So, not just [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment a little dead]], then.
12
13	->''It's the weirdest thing. He's got two little holes in his neck and all the blood's been drained. [[ManyQuestionsFallacy Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going "ooh"?]]''
14	-->--'''Buffy''' ''[to Giles]''
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16	->'''Giles:''' Into each generation, a Slayer is born. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One. One born with the--\
17	'''Buffy:''' ...the strength and skill to hunt the vampires to stop the spread of their evil {{blah blah\|blah}}. I've heard it, okay?
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19	->'''Giles:''' Something's coming, something, something...something is, is gonna happen here. Soon!\
20	'''Buffy:''' Gee, can you [[VaguenessIsComing vague that up for me]]?
21
22	->''You're standing at the mouth of Hell. And it's about to open.''
23	-->--'''Angel'''
24
25	->'''Buffy:''' {{Who are you}}?\
26	'''Angel:''' Let's just say...[[MysteriousProtector I'm a friend]].\
27	'''Buffy:''' Yeah, well, maybe I don't need a friend.\
28	'''Angel:''' I didn't say I was ''yours''.
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30	->[holding a skimpy black dress in front of herself] ''"Hi, I'm an enormous slut!"'' [holds a blue floral dress in front of herself] ''"Hello, would you like a copy of ''The Watchtower''?"'' [sighs] ''I used to be so good at this.''
31	-->--'''Buffy'''
32
33	->'''Joyce:''' Are you going out tonight?\
34	'''Buffy:''' Yeah, I'm going to a club.\
35	'''Joyce:''' Oh. Will there be boys there?\
36	'''Buffy:''' No, Mom. [[AskAStupidQuestion It's a nun club]].
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38	->'''Buffy:''' From now on, I'm only going to hang out with the living--[[LastSecondWordSwap I mean, lively]]...people.\
39	'''Joyce:''' Okay. You have fun.
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41	->'''Willow:''' I thought Xander was going to show up.\
42	'''Buffy:''' Oh, are you guys going out?\
43	'''Willow:''' No, we're just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up.\
44	'''Buffy:''' How come?\
45	'''Willow:''' He stole my Barbie. ''[{{beat}}]'' Oh, we were five.
46
47	->'''Willow:''' I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk.\
48	'''Buffy:''' You really ''haven't'' been dating lately.
49
50	->'''Giles:''' A vampire appears to be completely normal, until the feed is upon them. Only then do they reveal their true demonic visage.\
51	'''Buffy:''' You're like [[MrExposition a textbook with arms]]. I ''know'' this.
52
53	->''Okay, first of all, what's with the outfit? Live in the now, okay? You look like [=DeBarge=].''
54	-->--'''Buffy''' ''[to Vampire]''
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57	-->[-Visit unabridged version [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS1E1WelcomeToTheHellmouth HERE]].-]

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