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1->'''Steffi:''' Activating... lower... view window things...\
2'''Benzene:''' Yeah, you sound totally badass.
3-->-- ''Webcomic/KiwiBlitz''
4
5->''All this time, I thought Sugou was my nemesis. But in reality: ''you'' were always the one pulling my strings, weren't you? Alfheim Naming Screen Guy? [[LaughingMad Hehehehehehehe]]. I may be losing my mind, can I please just play the game now?''
6-->-- '''Kirito''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
7
8->'''Tagon:''' You've got a lawyer vocabulary already. It's like a plethora... plethaurus? Of... you know, words.\
9'''Shodan:''' Good job. Another sentence slain, sir.
10-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
11
12->'''Ennesby:''' You meat-sophonts rarely notice, but words actually feel pain when they're abused.\
13'''Tagon:''' Cool. Long meetings just got more fun for me.
14-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
15
16->''"I'm a lean, mean...speed thingy!"''
17-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''VideoGame/TheSimpsonsHitAndRun''
18
19->''"Don't be alarmed. I'm a professional...badge...guy."''
20-->-- '''Chief Clancy Wiggum''', ''VideoGame/TheSimpsonsHitAndRun''
21
22->'''Eddie:''' I found the place with the stuff! You should use that thingy majig to find that one thing with the other stuff!\
23'''Karl:''' Scary thing is you can actually understand him...
24-->-- ''Webcomic/EmergencyExit''
25
26->''"When stuff is heated, it can do stuff by itself without doing stuff to stuff around it."''
27-->-- ''WebOriginal/TimsChemistryExam''
28
29->''"Coming up with words is, like... really hard."''
30-->-- '''Scootaloo''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
31
32->'''Sheldon:''' "I will be enjoying a blissful evening in my personal Fortress of Solitude."\
33'''Penny:''' "That's Franchise/{{Superman}}'s big ice thingy, right?"\
34'''Sheldon:''' "You know, I'm in such a good mood, I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp of the English language charming and folksy."
35-->-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''
36
37->'''Ares''': "Pym, I have heard you have a potion that can shrink a man"\
38'''Hank Pym''': "(thinks: Potion?) Yes."\
39'''Ares''': "How small?"\
40'''Hank Pym''': "Down to the subatomic level."\
41'''Ares''': "English!"\
42'''Hank Pym''': "(thinks: That is English!) I can make things smaller than the smallest things that make things things."
43-->-- ''[[Comicbook/TheAvengers The Mighty Avengers]]''
44
45->''"Hurry up! Move the ''thing''! And, that ''other thing''!!"''
46-->-- '''Vizzini''', ''Film/ThePrincessBride''
47
48->''This is my [[TimeyWimeyBall timey-wimey]] detector. It goes 'ding' when there's stuff.''
49-->-- '''The Doctor''', Series/DoctorWho, "Blink"
50
51->'''The Doctor''': I'll do a thing.\
52'''River Song''': What thing?\
53'''The Doctor''': I don't know, it's a thing in progress! Respect the thing!
54-->--''Series/DoctorWho''
55
56->'''Willow''': "Buffy, it's not about blame."
57->'''Buffy''': "Well, it feels pretty blame-y!"
58->'''Willow''': "Or you're being projecting-y".
59->'''Spike''': "[[LampshadeHanging I'm also gonna add 'Y' to the end of my sentence-y]]... You both make valid points-y."
60-->-- ''ComicBook/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Season 9''
61
62->''"To Jayne! The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong thing."''
63-->-- '''Simon''', ''Series/{{Firefly}}''
64
65->'''Eleventh Doctor:''' It's a [[TimeyWimeyBall timey-wimey thing]].\
66'''War Doctor:''' Timey what? Timey-wimey?!\
67'''Tenth Doctor:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I've - I've no idea where he picks that stuff up.]]
68-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Day of the Doctor"
69
70->''"What, you want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?"''
71-->-- '''Toby Ziegler''', ''Series/TheWestWing''
72
73->'''Leo [=McGarry=]:''' You wrapped that yourself, right?\
74'''Josh Lyman:''' The bandage?\
75'''Leo [=McGarry=]:''' Yeah.\
76'''Josh Lyman:''' ...Yeah.\
77'''Leo [=McGarry=]:''' Okay, Donna's gonna take you to the emergency room.\
78'''Josh Lyman:''' I don't need the emergency room.\
79'''Leo [=McGarry=]:''' Come on! It could be infected! You could have a...a ''thing!''\
80'''Josh Lyman:''' What "thing"?\
81'''Leo [=McGarry=]:''' [[LampshadeHanging How the hell should I know?]]
82-->--''Series/TheWestWing''
83
84->''"Well, (the main weapon is) a big lifty-uppy-spikey thing, designed to cut into the bladey thing above it, and we also have a couple of bright, lighty-shiny things at the front, and some floppy-spikey things at the back."''
85-->-- '''Team U.F.O''' describing their robot, ''Series/RobotWars''
86
87-> ''"Can I just say that we like to keep it as clear as possible, especially at the front. ...This way Iggy can run around in his customary manner, like a crazed running-around-type-thing and we can all relax."''
88-->-- The concert venue rider for ''Music/IggyPop'' and the Stooges, 2006
89
90->'''Gunn:''' Something's feeling a lot not-quite-right about this.\
91'''Fred:''' That's what I've been saying. Only with better grammar.
92-->-- ''Series/{{Angel}}'', "The House Always Wins"
93
94->'''Minkowski (to Hilbert):''' Connect two tethers together, then attach them to the restraint. That should be enough slack for me to reach him with my propulsion maneuvering unit.\
95'''Eiffel:''' Is that your jetpack thingy?\
96'''Minkowski:''' ''Yes'', Eiffel, that's my ''jetpack thingy!''
97-->-- ''Podcast/Wolf359''
98
99->'''Luke:''' Alright, so she is actually one of the... most championship people. (starts laughing)\
100'''Kevin:''' Most championship people?\
101'''Luke:''' You love my English?\
102'''Kevin:''' Yes!\
103'''Luke:''' I love my English!
104-->-- ''LetsPlay/HoboBros'', ''Squidella gears up for VideoGame/SPLATOON2''
105
106->'''Bugs Bunny:''' I now pronounce you monster and beast. You may kiss the, uh... thing.
107-->-- ''WebAnimation/TheIslandOfDrMoron''
108
109->'''northernwinedregs:''' Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
110-->-- [[https://northernwinedregs.tumblr.com/post/170980245286/hi-brain-you-obstinate-fucker-i-drank-the-clear This tumblr post]]
111
112->''It's a ticklish sort of job making a thing for a thing-ummy-bob\
113Especially when you don't know what it's for\
114But it's the girl that makes the thing that drills the hole\
115that holds the ring that makes the thing-ummy-bob\
116that makes the engines roar\
117And it's the girl that makes the thing that holds the oil\
118that oils the ring that makes the thing-ummy-bob\
119that's going to win the war.''
120-->-- ''The Thing-Ummy-Bob'', written by Gordon Thompson and David Heneker, 1942
121
122->'''Murphy''': Something is wrong with the zappy stuff.\
123'''Rowan''': It's not zapping.\
124'''Electrician's Dog''': I've come to fix your zaps.
125-->-- ''Webcomic/BoyAndDog''
126
127->''The nose un-stuffer?''
128-->-- '''Chuckie Finster''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'', "Baby Power"
129
130->''We love our shimmery click-clacks, but without paying attention to the environment the future of shimmery click-clacks isn't looking too bright.''
131-->-- Dicemaker '''[[https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/745028198/eclipse-dice-magical-girl-inspired-polydice?ref=nav_search&result=project&term=eclipse Nina Aurora]]'''
132
133->'''Callie:''' I know that big machine! It's the... y'know... the thing!\
134'''Marie:''' You sure have a weird definition of "know".
135-->-- ''VideoGame/Splatoon1''
136
137->'''Terry:''' Computer, analyze the metal this thing's made of. ''(nothing happens)'' Computer?\
138'''Bat-Computer:''' Incorrect command.\
139'''Terry:''' ''({{Beat}})'' Uh... do the thing where you figure out what it's made of.\
140'''Bat-Computer:''' Request for spectrographic analysis?\
141'''Terry:''' Uh, yeah, that's it. What you said.
142-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond'', "Shriek"
143
144->'''Blackadder:''' Baldrick, where's the manuscript?\
145'''Baldrick:''' You mean the big brown papery thing tied up with string?\
146'''Blackadder:''' Yes, Baldrick, the manuscript belonging to Doctor Johnson.\
147'''Baldrick:''' You mean the baity fellow in the black coat who just left?\
148'''Blackadder:''' Yes, Baldrick, Doctor Johnson.\
149'''Baldrick:''' So you're asking me where the big brown papery thing tied up with string, belonging to the baity fellow in the black coat who just left, is?\
150'''Blackadder:''' Yes, Baldrick, I am, and if you don't answer, the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon [[GroinAttack connect sharply with the soft dangly collection of objects in your trousers]]. So for the last time, where is Doctor Johnson's manuscript?\
151'''Baldrick:''' On the fire.\
152'''Blackadder:''' On the WHAT?\
153'''Baldrick:''' The hot orangey thing underneath the mantelpiece.
154-->-- ''Series/{{Blackadder}}''
155
156->Lower it.\
157Uh, Lower what?\
158It. '''IT!''' Oh, you know: [[OverlyLongName The Crystallic Self-Perpetuating Breeder Construction Core]].\
159Oh. Excellent idea my Evil Emperor.\
160And ''can't'' you come up with a shorter name for it? Like "Evil Take-Over Thingy"?
161-->-- '''Evil Emperor Zurg and one of his Minions''', ''WesternAnimation/BuzzLightyearOfStarCommand''
162
163->''We, like, worked our tails off, y'know? Like a lot! And the food we gathered was totally... you know! And you're, you're all whatever!''
164-->-- '''Heather''', ''WesternAnimation/OverTheHedge''
165
166->''Welcome to ''Blather 'Round'', where you describe a dolphin as a 'long wet tube' and just hope to gosh somebody's on your level!''
167-->-- ''VideoGame/TheJackboxPartyPack 7''
168
169->Jennifer fumed. "I didn't say [[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Linda]]] was [a spy], I just said I wondered. I mean, she had that twang in her voice. Not like from anyplace I know. Then she gets rid of it. Doesn't that sound kind of spyey to you?"
170-->-- ''Fanfic/AVeryKaraChristmas''
171
172->''"Yes, 'glowy' is a valid form of measurement when it comes to energy. If you don't believe me, I can direct you to an excellent paper on the topic. By me, of course. Hey, when you're the leading expert in a scientific field, you're allowed to make up words and terms of measurement!"''
173-->--'''Dr. Ariel Celandine''', ''[[Website/{{Neopets}} Neopets: Island Builders]]''
174
175->''"You're just a big lie-y liar!''"
176-->--'''Rattles''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', "Arthur, World's Greatest Gleeper"
177
178->''"Right after this message thingy."''
179-->--'''Peg''', ''WesternAnimation/PegPlusCat''
180
181->''"I'm not your puppet! And you're not my... puppet-controlling guy!"''
182-->--'''Linguini''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}''
183
184->''"When Buster pulls this lever, this belt thingy will carry you onto this throwing thingy which will toss you onto this wall where you will be swatted by this giant flyswatter."''
185-->--'''Binky Barnes''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', "Bugged"
186
187->''"You're a deity made of snow, and I'm a human made of... human stuff."''
188-->--'''Tiffany Aching''', ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'', "Wintersmith"
189
190->''Say one thing for Creator/LinCarter, at least he bothered to give his monsters different names, nonsensical though they were. So far Brak's enemies have been a bird-thing and some river-things. Will the twins turn out to be vampire-smoke-things?''
191-->-- ''AFOIAF'' review of ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mark_of_the_Demons The Mark of the Demons]]''
192
193->''"Climb on up that platform thing!"''
194-->-- '''Candace Flynn''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "Mind Share"
195
196->'''Miguel:''' Lyla, do the thing.
197->'''Lyla:''' Huh? What thing?
198->'''Miguel:''' What do you mean 'what thing?' The information explainy thing!
199-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse''
200
201->'''Grace:''' I knew of nose beepery and second life dreamery, but I only knew about as much as I think Elliot did.\
202'''Tedd:''' "Dreamery"?\
203'''Grace:''' I have my ''own'' dictionary.
204-->-- ''[[https://www.egscomics.com/?date=2006-05-12 El Goonish Shive]]''
205
206->'''Lionel Hutz''': I move for a bad court thing.
207->'''Judge Snyder''': You mean a mistrial?
208->'''Hutz''': Right. That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.
209->'''Snyder''': You mean the lawyer?
210->'''Hutz''': Yeah.
211-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
212
213->''"We need their computer things."''
214-->-- '''Reginod''', ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "Samaritan Snare"
215
216->'''Artemis Zogg:''' Magnificent isn't it? Hundreds of years ago, it fell through the Fastoon stratosphere at over eight-hundred kilobits per hour.\
217'''Captain Qwark:''' What is it?\
218'''Zogg:''' A comet shard. From the Surinox Comet, to be exact. A class G celestial entity with an orbital period of six thousand years per reality.\
219'''Qwark:''' Those words were very sciency.
220-->-- ''[[ComicBook/RatchetAndClankComic Ratchet & Clank]]'' [[ComicBook/RatchetAndClankComic (2010)]]
221
222->''"I thought we were gonna talk about how people shouldn't be afraid of me, th-that I'm as gentle as a... really gentle thing."''
223-->-- '''[[Main/BigFun Bulkhead]]''' to the [[Main/KentBrockmanNews News Bot]], ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'', "Headmaster"
224
225->'''The Pirate Captain:''' Fire those long things that go bang!\
226'''Number 2:''' Fire cannons!
227-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThePiratesInAnAdventureWithScientists''

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