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1->''"I gotta be honest. I was hoping this whole Chaos thing was going to turn out to be like a metaphor."''
2--> -- '''Red Mage''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''
3
4->'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone "Aaaagh"?\
5'''Nick:''' No, I have not ever fired my gun up in the air and gone "Aaaagh"!\
6''[...]''\
7'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired [[GunsAkimbo two guns]] whilst jumping through the air?\
8'''Nick:''' No.\
9'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired ''one'' gun whilst jumping through the air?\
10'''Nick:''' No.\
11'''Danny:''' Have you ever been in a high-speed pursuit?\
12'''Nick:''' Yes, I have.\
13'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired your gun whilst in a high-speed pursuit?\
14'''Nick:''' No!
15-->-- ''Film/HotFuzz'' [[labelnote:spoilers]](Nick and Danny would end up doing all of that during the climax, except possibly firing one gun whilst jumping through the air unless you consider that part of firing two guns whilst jumping through the air.) [[/labelnote]]
16
17->'''Yzma:''' Pull the lever, Kronk!\
18''[Kronk pulls lever. Yzma drops through floor out of sight]''\
19'''Yzma:''' ''[fading voice]'' '''Wrong lever!...''' ''[walking out of crocodile pit]'' Why do we even ''have'' that lever?\
20''[almost an hour later]''\
21'''Kuzco:''' ''[walking out of crocodile pit]'' Ok, why does she even ''have'' that lever?
22-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove''
23
24->''Jagshemash! My name Borat. My life is nice. Not!''
25-->-- '''Borat Sagdiyev''' finally nailing a "not!" joke after failing for an entire film, ''Film/BoratSubsequentMoviefilm''
26
27->'''Sonny:''' I know you'll be missing me when you got that [[MayDecemberRomance old white, wrinkly body]] on top of you, with his...loose skin and old...balls...gross!\
28'''Julian:''' (much later in the movie) Is that the guy with the old balls?
29-->-- ''Film/BigDaddy''
30
31->'''Passenger 2:''' Now, should I give you the money or should I [[AssShove shove the quarters directly up your fat ass?]] Hee-hee!\
32'''Willie:''' Why you fucking hard-on! I'll fucking Carlton Fisk your fucking head with a Louisville, fucking slugger! What do you think of that, assfuck!?\
33''[Minutes later]''\
34'''Passenger 6:''' Yeah, do you want the money or should I just [[AssShove shove the quarters directly up your fat ass?]]\
35'''Willie:''' We-he-hell, I already heard that one, you fucking unoriginal bastard! Go suck a cock, you piece of fucking, repeating shit!
36-->-- ''[[Recap/AdamSandlerS1E13TollBoothWillie Toll Booth Willie]]''
37
38->'''Norrington:''' You are, without doubt, the ''worst'' pirate I've ever heard of.\
39'''Jack:''' ...But you ''have'' heard of me.\
40''[Later, after Jack successfully steals a ship that needs a crew of fifty with only two people including himself, all while dodging an entire army]''\
41'''Groves:''' That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.\
42'''Norrington:''' ''[bitterly]'' So it would seem.
43-->--''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl''
44
45->'''Chie:''' ''(on the phone)'' Hello, there! I'd like to order delivery. Two orders of nikudon.\
46'''Yosuke:''' I didn't ask for anything!\
47'''Chie:''' Who said anything about YOU? I placed both those orders for ME!\
48'''Yosuke:''' Well, of course you did!\
49''[Later, the group is being chased by Kanji]''\
50'''Kanji:''' I SAID TO STOP RUNNING FROM ME! ''(on a scooter, delivery girl Aika passes by him)'' Huh? What the hell?\
51'''Aika:''' I've got your order here. Two bowls of nikudon.
52-->-- ''Anime/Persona4TheAnimation'', "I'll Beat You, and Beat You Good"
53
54->'''Aquamarine:''' Let's see. Yellow Diamond asked for [[HumansThroughAlienEyes a Mydad, a Connie, a Lars, a Sadie, a Mailman, and an Onion-I-Think]]. Six human variations specified in a report by Peridot-5XG.
55->''(Steven gasps in realization, triggering a flashback to when he met Peridot in "Marble Madness")''
56->'''Steven:''' Oh no, there's lots of humans. There's my dad, Connie, Lars and Sadie, the mailman, Onion... [[CreepyChild I think]].
57->''(back in the present)''
58->'''Steven:''' ''[[OhCrap The list!]]''
59-->--''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "I Am My Mom"
60
61->''That joke only took [[WebcomicTime fifteen years]] to set up, I hope you all appreciate it!''
62-->--The authors of ''WebComic/NoNeedForBushido'' cheerfully lampshading this trope in their comic.
63
64->[[DarkActionGirl Rachel]] had a kind of dreamy look on her face. You'd have thought she was enjoying the show. Only I noticed the guy sitting next to her was trying to hold her hand. And that [[TranquilFury dreamy look]] was Rachel wondering [[{{Fingore}} which of the guy's fingers she should break]].\
65I looked back at the show. It was a pretty good show.\
66I heard a stifled yelp of pain coming from four rows back and to the right.\
67That familiar [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 "Circle of Life"]] song started up and Disney animals were cavorting and singing and the music was swelling and Marco's ears were going nuts and a wounded male voice was saying, "Jeez, you almost broke my finger!" and [[TimeStandsStill then it all stopped]].
68-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #26: The Attack''
69
70->'''Sully:''' Here, have some beers in Val Verde, Matrix. It'll give everyone a little more time with your daughter.\
71'''Matrix:''' You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.\
72''(Later, Matrix holds Sully over the edge of a cliff)''\
73'''Matrix:''' Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?\
74'''Sully:''' That's right, Matrix! You did!\
75'''Matrix:''' ILied.\
76''Drops Sully and goes off to kill the rest of the villains.''
77-->--''Film/{{Commando}}''
78
79->'''Male Caller:''' Hey, ya ever ate possum? That's some good eating.\
80'''Lazlow:''' Nah, can't really say I have.\
81'''Male Caller:''' Hell, you oughta try it sometime. I tell you man, it's good eating. Possum, raccoons, even zebra meat. Cooks up pretty good.\
82'''Lazlow:''' Do you have anything else to say or...\
83'''Male Caller:''' Pigeons. Pigeons are good too. Sometimes, they come with notes attached. It's like a fortune cookie with wings.\
84''Later (or earlier depending on when you tuned in)''\
85'''Lazlow:''' Your organization is called "[=CRAP=]". What kind of moron are you? You want to round up people for using a phone, but you're calling up on a phone to tell the world about it! I mean how many people are there in this "[=CRAP=]"?\
86'''Female Caller:''' Citizens are raging against phones, Lazlow!\
87'''Lazlow:''' How many people?\
88'''Female Caller:''' There are three of us. It's hard organizing meetings without the phones though. We've had to resort to carrier pigeons and they keep disappearing.
89-->--''[[Radio/GTARadio Chatterbox]]'' as featured in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII''
90
91->'''Homer:''' If I didn't have this gun, the Queen of England could just walk in here anytime she wants and start shoving you around.\
92''[...]''\
93'''Krusty:''' Hey, yutz. Guns aren't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike keeping the Queen of England out of your face!]]
94-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "The Cartridge Family"
95
96->'''Buck:''' Hey Romeo, remember when I told you to shut your mouth?\
97'''Romeo:''' Yeah?\
98'''Buck:''' Well, consider that a standing order.\
99[Later, Buck and Romeo reunite outside of Dare's crashed drop pod after Romeo snipes an Engineer investigating Buck]\
100'''Buck:''' What the hell was that, man? [Romeo is silent.] Hey Romeo, got your ears on? [Romeo shrugs.] Oh, I get it. Permission to speak, friggin' smartass.
101-->-- ''VideoGame/Halo3ODST''
102
103->'''Gorilla Grodd:''' Batman sends a boy to tame me?\
104'''Blue Beetle:''' Think I can handle a big, dumb monkey.\
105'''Gorilla Grodd:''' There were three errors in that statement.\
106(during a clash...)\
107'''Gorilla Grodd:''' Big, dumb '''''[[SuddenlyShouting MONKEY?!]]'''''\
108'''Blue Beetle:''' I may have misspoken...
109
110->'''Supergirl:''' Ready for naptime, baby?\
111'''Atrocitus:''' You'll not ridicule me again!\
112(when Atrocitus initiates the next clash...)\
113'''Atrocitus:''' This is for calling me a baby!\
114'''Supergirl:''' Wow, need a diaper change?
115-->--''Videogame/Injustice2''
116
117->'''[[EasyAmnesia Chongyun]]:''' "Heart be pure, evil be erased. Mind be purged, world be..." Um... Ugh, I always forget that last part.\
118(up until version 2.4.)\
119'''[[CoolAunt Shenhe]]:''' "Mind be purged, world be saved."
120-->--''VideoGame/GenshinImpact''
121
122->'''Raiden:''' You simply were not ready, Kung Lao.\
123'''Kung Lao:''' What does Liu Kang have that I don't?\
124'''Raiden:''' That you ask, answers your question.\
125(if Kung Lao faces Johnny Cage later...)\
126'''Johnny Cage:''' What's Liu Kang got that I haven't got?\
127'''Kung Lao:''' A personality not at all like sanding paper?\
128'''Johnny Cage:''' Ouch.
129-->--''Videogame/MortalKombat11''
130
131->'''Ratchet:''' That's it. I'm going to kill Qwark.\
132'''Clank:''' [[IneffectualDeathThreats You say that at least once a year]].\
133'''Ratchet:''' And I mean it every time!\
134''[Later, as Ratchet is dragged off by prison security...]''\
135'''Clank:''' Ratchet!\
136'''Ratchet:''' Everything's gonna be fine, pal! Just do me a favor!\
137'''Clank:''' Anything!\
138'''Ratchet:''' ''Kill Qwark for me!''
139-->-- ''[[ComicBook/RatchetAndClankComic Ratchet & Clank]]'' [[ComicBook/RatchetAndClankComic (2010)]]

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