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2
3[[folder:Advertising]]
4->''"For life's bleachable moments."''
5-->-- '''Clorox''' slogan
6
7->''"Visit a casualty department on November 5th and you'll wish you'd been blinded too."''
8-->-- Slogan of a 1993 UK PublicServiceAnnouncement about firework safety
9
10->''"The Cannonball Loop was the brainchild of some Swiss guy they imported on a week-long visa. I was one of the idiots that accepted you-know-who’s crisp $100 bill to test run it. That was my last ride. $100 did not buy enough booze to drown out that memory."''
11-->-- '''Former ''Ride/ActionPark'' Employee'''
12[[/folder]]
13
14[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
15->'''Panty:''' You gonna help me block this out?
16->'''Stocking:''' I can't hear you, I'm curled up in a ball in my own mind.
17-->--''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt''
18[[/folder]]
19
20[[folder:Comic Books]]
21->'''[[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor]]:''' It is uncertain, Thialfi, from whence Sturm and Drang truly came. It is said by some that [[InterspeciesRomance the great slavering bitch known as the Fenris Wolf was in heat, and lay with Surtur the fire demon]], and that Sturm and Drang are the result of that union.\
22'''Baldur:''' On second thought, I ''will'' [[INeedAFreakingDrink have an ale]]. Hope is to ''obliterate'' [[BestialityIsDepraved the mental picture]] our lord Thor has just placed in my mind.
23-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Captain Marvel|MarvelComics}}'' v. 4 #7
24
25->''"[Are you sure you want to delete selected memory?]"''
26-->--'''[[RidiculouslyHumanRobot Victor Mancha]]''' after a game of truth or dare gone wrong, ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}''
27[[/folder]]
28
29[[folder:Fan Works]]
30->''"My eyes, Servant. Cut them out immediately! It's too late to save them. The only thing I can do now is have them removed so that they never have to witness something like that again!"''
31-->-- '''Louise,''' ''Fanfic/TheHillOfSwords''
32
33->'''[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Legolas]]:''' I was chased by Elvea and Sauronette when one opened just in front of them, and they fell down into the Uruk-hai breeding caverns.\
34'''Elrond:''' Oh, so that was the loud-pitched scream I heard about 'need acid to remove my eyes'?
35-->-- ''Fanfic/TheOfficialFanfictionUniversityOfMiddleEarth''
36
37->The detective felt his hopes plummet. "So, you two aren’t…"\
38"No. The thought of dating [[ComicBook/TheFlash Barry]] – or [[ComicBook/GreenArrow Oliver]] for that matter – makes me want to lobotomize myself with a rusty spoon." [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara]] settled the matter instantly. Oliver sobered up at that, and he too shuddered. [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} Kal]] tried to get his laughter under control, though there were still tears in his eyes.\
39"Yeah. These two are like my siblings. Never happening – ''ever''." Barry added in for good measure.
40-->--''Fanfic/ToHellAndBackArrowverse''
41
42->'''The Acrobat:''' "All things considered, I think we should show our appreciation to the boss. Name a country after him. Maybe give him a federal treasury–you know, not a big one, just maybe one from some little island somewhere. Get him laid. He'd appreciate that."\
43'''Illyria:''' (wrinkling her nose) "There are some things even too sickening for me to contemplate, and that, Acrobat, is one of them. No, thank you."
44-->-- ''Fanfic/HereThereBeMonsters''
45
46->'''May:''' You sure those are golems? Because they look like [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Jumpluff]] had Eggs with [[BizarreAlienBiology Ultra Beasts]].\
47'''Gold:''' [[ArtisticLicenseBiology That's not how Pokémon Eggs work.]]\
48'''Nate:''' Fat lot of good that's gonna do to help the mental images!
49-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11973141/9/A-Collection-of-Notes-on-Personal-Experiences-with-Legendary-Pok%C3%A9mon A Collection of Notes on Personal Experiences with Legendary Pokémon]]'', on [[VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Regieleki and Regidrago]].
50
51->'''Jubilee:''' And then Lola was all pissed, I dunno, I think it gave her a headache or something, and she blamed Dr. Grey and pissed somewhere – like, that cat is so, whattyacall it, literal – and Dr. Grey was all pissed and at least she's not all literal because God, wouldn't that be gross if she started – \
52'''Logan:''' You know, the {{healing factor}} don't mean I can't get headaches, kid.
53-->-- ''Fanfic/TheDarwinChronicles''
54
55->''"Don't come near me. I'm going to devote the rest of my life to wiping your image from my brain. Unless I need a really good nightmare."''
56-->-- '''Frank Potts,''' ''Fanfic/AVeryKaraChristmas''
57
58->Touji calmly turns off his phone and rolls over to go back to his blessed world of never fucking hearing about this shit again.
59-->-- ''Fanfic/FuturesFreakMeOut''
60
61->'''Ina:''' You found a ''fourth'' [=[=][[AdaptiveAbility Eevee]][=]=]?\
62'''Evia:''' It helps to be [[ShoutOut prepared for every eventuality]].\
63'''Oichi:''' Preparing for every eventuality is like three steps away from being [[Franchise/KingdomHearts an unstoppable evil mastermind]].\
64'''Evia:''' Be quiet.\
65'''Ina:''' ''(hums)'' [[CrazyPrepared Absurd levels of preparation]], you've travelled to [[HyperspaceIsAScaryPlace other worlds]] ''and'' [[TimeTravel through time]], and a [[OlympusMons heavenly power that can still be overcome]]...\
66'''Evia:''' Holy Distortion, ''no''. Do '''not''' put that image in my head.
67-->--''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14254607/1/A-Blessing-Upon-Aurora A Blessing Upon Aurora]]'', a ''VideoGame/PokemonConquest'' fanfic
68[[/folder]]
69
70[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
71->''"My brain hates my eyes for seeing this."''
72-->-- '''Wasabi''', ''WesternAnimation/BigHero6''
73
74->'''Queen Lillian:''' Well, I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children.
75->''(King Harold [[SpitTake spits out his drink]], while Shrek chokes on his spoon and throws it back up)''
76->'''Shrek:''' I-It's a little early to start thinking about ''that'', isn't it?
77->'''King Harold:''' Indeed. ''I just started eating.''
78-->--''WesternAnimation/Shrek2''
79[[/folder]]
80
81[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
82->''"There are some things that you see, and you can't unsee them. Know what I mean?"''
83-->-- '''Max California''', ''Film/EightMM''
84
85->''"That's in my brain now."''
86-->-- '''Thor Odinson''', ''Film/ThorRagnarok''
87[[/folder]]
88
89[[folder:Literature]]
90->'''Ben:''' Dad, if I never see another underground water pumping station or one more droch, I'll be happy.\
91'''Vestara:''' We still have plenty of cans of droch spray.\
92'''Ben:''' Yeah, but do we have any bottles of brain bleach?
93-->-- ''[[Franchise/StarWarsLegends Star Wars]] Literature/FateOfTheJedi: Conviction''
94[[/folder]]
95
96[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
97->''"Seventeen karaoke bars... You know, I need to lie down and scrub out the inside of my head."''
98-->-- '''Series/{{Angel}}''', "[[Recap/AngelS02E13HappyAnniversary Happy Anniversary]]"
99
100->''"Pardon me. I've got to go poke out my mind's eye."''
101-->-- '''Frasier Crane''', ''Series/{{Frasier}}'', "The Ring Cycle"
102
103->''"Is there any way you can psychologically ''un''see something?"''
104-->-- '''Tony [=DiNozzo=]''', ''Series/{{NCIS}}''
105
106->''"Some things, once you see them, you can't unsee."''
107-->-- '''Richard Langford,''' ''Series/{{CSI}}''
108
109->'''Adrian:''' This is horrible, it's horrible! What are you drinking?\
110'''Natalie:''' Tea.\
111'''Adrian:''' Is it hot?\
112'''Natalie:''' Yes.\
113'''Adrian:''' Good. Pour it into my eyes!\
114'''Natalie:''' Mr. Monk--\
115'''Adrian:''' Do it! Blind me!
116-->-- ''Series/{{Monk}}''
117
118->(frantically rubbing her eyes with water) ''"I can still see [[PrimalScene it]]!"''
119-->-- '''Alex Dunphy''', ''Series/ModernFamily''
120
121->''"I'm… I'm going to erase that image from my mind with [[INeedAFreakingDrink a bottle of scotch.]]"''
122-->-- '''Richard Castle''', ''Series/{{Castle|2009}}''
123
124->''"So, you were up on an eighty-year-old man, riding him around and whipping him for sixty minutes? ''({{Beat}})'' You realize that image will stay with me for the rest of my life?"''
125-->-- ''Series/FatherTed'', "Good Luck, Father Ted"
126
127->''"It's just the thought o' Dorien with her kit off, it... made me stomach turn over."''
128-->-- '''Sharon Theodopolopodous''', ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS6E13OnTheGlass On the Glass]]"
129
130->''"I just watched [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe Otto]] try to drink soup. I can't unsee that!"''
131-->-- '''Oprah,''' ''Series/OddSquad''
132[[/folder]]
133
134[[folder:Music]]
135->''"With my own eyes\
136I've seen things that'd drive a normal man insane\
137Wish I could disconnect my brain\
138From my own eyes (My own eyes)\
139Those visions haunt my memory\
140Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee…\
141With my own eyes!"''
142-->-- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "My Own Eyes"
143[[/folder]]
144
145[[folder:Newspapers]]
146->''"Since 1999 I've been carrying a blue pill in my pocket, holding onto it for the moment when I'd truly need it. The pill, I was told, would instantly erase the memory of any movie — but just the one movie, just the one time. I was tempted to take that pill after ''Film/FreddyGotFingered''. I had the pill in hand as I walked out of every other Creator/AdamSandler movie of the last decade. But I hung on to it, knowing something even worse was going to come my way one day. Midway through ''Film/Movie43'', I knew the day had come. As the credits rolled with the [[HilariousOuttakes inevitable blooper scenes]] of actors breaking character and inexplicably laughing when nothing funny is going on, I swallowed that pill, hoping to erase instantly all mental images of what had just transpired. It didn't work. The [[SymbolSwearing !&$@*!]] thing didn't work!"''
147-->-- '''Richard Roeper's''' [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130123/REVIEWS/130129973 review]] of ''{{Film/Movie 43}}''
148[[/folder]]
149
150[[folder:Video Games]]
151->''"It's too late. The images are already in my mind and they will never, ever go away."''
152-->-- '''Bethany''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''
153
154->''"I will '''stab''' this memory out of my skull."''
155-->-- '''The Spy''' after having to perform the Square Dance, ''Videogame/TeamFortress2''
156
157->''"I've seen what's down there. And I'd give ''anything'' to unsee it."''
158-->-- '''Sam''', ''VideoGame/UntilDawn''
159
160->''"You guys were in bed with Fisk all along? Aww, now I'll never get that image out of my head!"''
161-->-- '''ComicBook/SpiderMan''', ''VideoGame/SpiderManPS4''
162
163->''I'm gonna dedicate the rest of my ''life'' to forgetting it.''
164-->--'''Classic Eggman''' on an ill-thought plan by his future self, ''Videogame/SonicGenerations''
165
166->''Well, ''there's'' a sight no man should ever see. [[SarcasmMode Thanks for that.]]''
167-->-- '''Mimir''', when shown his own decapitated corpse, ''Videogame/GodOfWarPS4''
168
169->''"Ugh, can't unsee!"''
170-->-- '''Eunie''', when seeing [[BodyHorror O and P's Interlinked Form]], ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles3''
171
172-> ''"What is seen cannot be unseen."''
173-->-- Possible player's response to [[KleptomaniacHeroFoundUnderwear digging]] through wardrobes, dressers and the like in ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewLeaf''
174[[/folder]]
175
176[[folder:Web Animation]]
177->''"(Doctor, I'd like the part of my brain responsible for [[ImagineSpot that image]] lobotomized, please…)"''
178-->-- '''[[VisualNovel/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright]]''' on imagining [[TheRival Miles Edgeworth]] giddily frolicking with [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic ponies]], ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm''
179
180->''"Ugh, I need mental bleach. Or just regular bleach. I don't want to live in this world anymore."''
181-->-- '''Epsilon-Church''', ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'': [=S14Ep17=] [[Rule63 Get Bent]]''
182
183->'''Tim Tebow:''' Prayers up! It's Tim Tebow, the ghost of Urban past! We begin [[OnlyInFlorida at Florid]]-
184->[[AC:URBAN MEYER'S PAST HAS BEEN DEEMED NOT SUITABLE FOR ANY AUDIENCE]]
185->'''Tim Tebow:''' Oh Gosh! I feel like my eyes have sinned!
186-->--''WebAnimation/GridironHeights''
187[[/folder]]
188
189[[folder:Webcomics]]
190->'''Belkar:''' ''[speaking about Roy [[GenderBender disguising himself as a woman]]]'' That's OK. I can always keep the memory of her for when I'm… alone.\
191'''Roy:''' Excuse me, I need to soak my brain in acid now. Maybe my ears, too.
192-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
193
194->''"I've many a time tried to the impossible task of washing away the memory of a sight that should never been seen. And let me tell you this: Febreeze in the eyes only brings more pain."''
195-->-- '''Red Mage''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''
196
197->''Uuhhh! I need new eyes and a new brain!''
198-->-- '''Katerina Donlan''', ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt''
199
200->'''Tagon:''' I see you've just been exposed to Ennesby's weapons-grade vocabulary.\
201'''Jevee Ceeta:''' My stomach is in my throat right now. It's trying to spit acid on the parts of my brain that remember reading his message.
202-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
203
204->''"I CLOSE MY EYES AND STILL I SEE!!!"''
205-->-- '''Dornail''', ''Webcomic/RavensDojo''
206
207->''"Grace, can your antennae function as Brain Bleach?"''
208-->-- '''Tedd''', ''Webcomic/{{El Goonish Shive}}''
209
210->'''Sam:''' Wh… what? WHAT? [[AccidentalInnuendo What are you doing?]]\
211'''Archivist:''' Er, well… Don't think about it too hard.\
212'''Ash:''' My eyes won't focus!\
213'''Archivist:''' Probably for the best.
214-->-- ''WebComic/{{Chiasmata}}''
215
216->'''Psycho Mantis:''' Can you shut down the part of my brain that makes it possible for me to visualize my coworkers having sex?
217->'''Naomi Hunter:''' Oh yeah, sure.
218->'''Psycho Mantis:''' …Seriously?
219->'''Naomi Hunter:''' Of course. Oh, wait - [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome did you need the]] ''[[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome rest]]'' [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome of your brain to still work?]]
220-->--''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound''
221
222->'''Mayor's Assistant:''' AIEEG! My eyes! I've got to pull out my eyes! If I don't, I might see it again! Let me go! I've got to pull out my eyes!\
223'''Helix:''' ''(to Sam)'' He didn't like my sculpture of you, "[[{{Cthulhumanoid}} Sam]] as a reclining nude."
224-->--''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1300/fc01274.htm #1274]]
225
226->'''[[UpliftedAnimal Florence]]:''' You get some sleep, too. Don't want to start overwriting your day memory.\
227'''[[RidiculouslyHumanRobots Sawtooth]]:''' Organic brains are superior in that respect. ''(thinking)'' Though overwriting does have its advantages. When you have a bad day you really want to forget, stay up another eighteen hours and you do.
228-->--''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1400/fc01342.htm #1342]]
229
230->'''Edge:''' You are nuts. I can't imagine anything that would make me want to destroy myself.\
231'''J.J.:''' Then imagine me, in full [[TheScrappy Jar Jar Binks]] costume, singing "[[EarWorm It's a Small, Small World]]".\
232'''Edge:''' [[TakeThat Okay, that comes really close.]] I'm going to stop talking to you now.
233-->--''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' again, [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1900/fc01834.htm #1834]]
234
235->'''Sam:''' The people have spoken! Feast your eyes upon the magnificent jiggliness that is [[StarfishAliens sqid]]!
236->''[the panel blacks out]''
237->'''Nettie:''' Did we lose power or did I go blind?
238->'''Al:''' I suspect the former but after seeing that, I'm perfectly fine with the latter.
239-->--''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' once more, [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3800/fc03763.htm #3763]]
240
241->''"Great! Now I need to scribble visual clues after that onslaught. Thank's a lot, G'Pa! Remind me to wash my brain with bleach later would you!"''
242-->-- '''Monica''', ''Webcomic/WapsiSquare''
243
244-> ''Wha-?! That's the most unhygienic, depraved, and outright insane thing I've heard in my entire life! I'm going to invent an amnesia-inducing device solely so I can forget what you just said!''
245-->-- '''Inu''' during the "Sky Bio" roleplay of ''Webcomic/WhiteDarkLife'' after hearing about… well, if you ''really'' want to know, we'll put it in a note. [[note]]a guy who used his penis to inject women with [[HypnotizeTheCaptive a mind-manipulating serum]][[/note]]
246[[/folder]]
247
248[[folder:Web Original]]
249->'''Chris:''' I’d say this is the dumbest movie we’ve ever watched, but ''Film/JudgeDredd'' and ''Film/BarbWire'' still exist, no matter how hard we try to forget.\
250'''Matt:''' It’s a real horse race.
251-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-3-review-movie-part-two/ on]] ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII''
252
253->''"I could have gone my whole life without seeing Costner [[UrineTrouble drink his own pee.]]"''
254-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/20/waterworld-kevin-reynolds-kevin-costner-1995/ on]] ''{{Film/Waterworld}}''
255
256->''"Dear lord in heaven! First I see a chick's underwear and then [[FanDisservice some flabby old man in a Speedo?!]] Turn it off! Stop it at once! I would pay any amount of money if they would take him off the screen! AUUUUGH! Oh GOD his geriatric package MOCKS me! Eeeewww, and he's perfectly hairless, too! Someone shaved this old man's bikini zone!! …I need to rinse my fucking eyes out with Drano now…"''
257-->-- '''Noah Antwiler''' [[http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/the-wizard/ on]] ''Film/TheWizard''
258
259->''"Oh, ''{{ComicStrip/Shoe}}'', you know that given my druthers I’d prefer not to contemplate the twisted chimeric anatomy of your bird-person characters, right? Especially when it comes to the naughty parts. I try not to think about those at all. I only contemplated the concept of bird-breasts obliquely, once, which didn’t stop TV Tropes from quoting me in the epigraph of [[NonMammalMammaries the article on the subject]]."''
260-->-- ''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon'', [[http://joshreads.com/?p=23250 "Fun game: Figure out how Toby’s legs are attached in panel two"]]
261
262->''"Kicking off this abysmal piece of television, Ianto’s idea of a good night in is to order in a pizza and share it with his [[{{Sexbot}} half-converted Cyber-girlfriend]]. Until this point Ianto has been a nobody, a [[TheGenericGuy bland background smell]], but here we get to find out about his sordid shenanigans. We were better off not knowing."''
263-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/cyberwoman-written-chris-chibnall-and.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''{{Series/Torchwood}}'', [[{{Recap/TorchwoodS1E4Cyberwoman}} "Cyberwoman"]]
264
265->''"What’s that? You’ve never heard of this? Are you sure? Certain you aren’t just like me and saw it years back and your brain short-circuited and said, 'No, we are not wasting any space in the hippocampus on this'? Well, then we’re all going to suffer through this together."''
266-->-- ''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}'', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/tna-last-rites-match-beware-the-death-bed/ "TNA Last Rites Match: Beware the DEATH BED!"]]
267
268->''"[[GoMadFromTheRevelation Please restore my eyes to factory settings.]]"''
269-->--'''[[https://nypost.com/2017/07/27/emoji-movie-sucks-sadface/ Johnny Oleksinski]]''', on ''WesternAnimation/TheEmojiMovie''
270
271->''"That ILLEGAL ass gross video looks like a no-budget porn and it makes me want to point to the eyes on a doll and tell my therapist [[FanDisservice that’s where Lady CaCa violated me]]."''
272-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/06/19/heres-a-clip-from-the-rapey-video-that-lady-caca-r-kelly-and-terry-richardson-made-together/ Michael K.]]''' on [[Music/LadyGaga "Do What U Want"]]
273
274->''"(STOP PUTTING IMAGES IN MY HEAD THAT I CAN'T GET OUT LATER EXCEPT WITH A BULLET.)"''
275-->-- '''Darren [=MacLennan=]''', [[http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14567.phtml reviewing]] ''TabletopGame/{{FATAL}}''
276
277->''What a terrible day to have eyes.''
278-->-- '''MemeticMutation'''
279
280->''[[ShesAManInJapan THE yellow rangers a guy]]. My childhood, MY EYES!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!''
281-->-- '''World of Longplays''', comparing ''Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers'' to ''Series/KyoryuSentaiZyuranger''
282[[/folder]]
283
284[[folder:Web Videos]]
285->''"I've just seen Creator/DanielStern's [[TheImmodestOrgasm cum-face]]! I'm not sure how to feel about that!!"''
286-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' on ''{{Film/Bushwhacked}}''
287
288->''"Y'know they make a magic potion to make you forget all about ''The Phantom Menace'' when you drink it. '''It's called Bleach.'''"''
289-->-- '''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Harry S Plinkett]]''' reviewing ''Film/ThePhantomMenace''
290
291->''"Awww, now I'm scarred physically ''and'' mentally!"''
292-->-- '''Zuko''', ''WebVideo/AvatarTheAbridgedSeries''
293
294->'''Diabetus:''' …sorry, I had to remove my headset and pour bleach into my ears after that.\
295'''Slowbeef:''' Oh my lord, you got any left?!\
296'''Diabetus:''' No, I'm sorry, I had to use two hundred bottles.
297-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNMudMlmdOE Let's Freak out!]]"
298
299->'''Might Guy:''' That's right, Lee! Shake your goods!\
300'''Gaara:''' …Wow. I think I'm gonna need some mind soap.
301-->-- ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedSeries''
302
303->'''Tomas Kaberle:''' Hey everyone, guess who just waived the [[PantsFree no-pants policy?]]\
304'''Jarome Iginla:''' Oh god, I'll never be able to erase that from my memory!
305-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHv10bAXWJE "The Resort"]]'', by Bloge Salming
306
307->'''[[spoiler:Dodoria]]:''' And that's why I was considered the most beautiful — and ''fertile'' — [[BiFauxnen woman]] on my home planet. Well, until Freeza blew it up.\
308'''Vegeta:''' He tends to do that. Also, ''eeeeeeeeuuuuuugh''. (''shudders'')
309-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
310
311->''"That's the kind of look that's seen some shit."''
312-->-- '''WebVideo/SomeCallMeJohnny,''' on a [[https://youtu.be/58J1rZ6i7bw?t=10m8s particular]] boss from ''VideoGame/YoshisIsland''.
313
314->'''Kevin:''' ''[upon seeing the Duras sisters]'' You supposed we're seeing the only ''hairless'' part of their breasts?\
315'''Mike:''' GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! UUUUGH!\
316'''Kevin:''' ''[chuckling]'' Just asking!
317-->-- '''Podcast/RiffTrax''', ''Film/StarTrekGenerations''
318
319->''"It's not even in my hands, but I CAN STILL SEE IT!"''
320-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', on [[ComicBook/YoungbloodImageComics Troll]] taking a shower, during the [[ScreamingAtSquick "Combine Harvester" meltdown]] the sight triggered.
321
322->'''Screenwriter:''' You know how in ''Film/TheLastJedi'', we found out that Rey's parents are nobody?\
323'''Producer:''' Right, yeah, between that and the broom kid, it seemed maybe we were going for, like, a hopeful message. Like, the Force can be with anyone, you don't have to be related to…\
324'''Screenwriter:''' Well it turns out that Rey is Palpatine's granddaughter!\
325'''Producer:''' Oh, she is?\
326'''Screenwriter:''' Yeah yeah yeah, pretty cool, right?\
327'''Producer:''' So that means that Palpatine has gotten… you know, intimate?\
328'''Screenwriter:''' ''(smile fading)'' Oh, my God, yeah, no, I guess it does! Oh, no!\
329'''Producer:''' ''(clenching his eyes shut)'' Oh, no, no, no, no…\
330'''Screenwriter:''' Oh, I'm picturing it!\
331'''Producer:''' So am I and I hate it!\
332'''Screenwriter:''' ''(imitating Palpatine in Film/RevengeOfTheSith) Do it!''\
333'''Producer:''' Oh, he for sure said that!\
334'''Screenwriter:''' Okay, maybe we can move on?\
335'''Producer:''' I would literally love nothing more.
336-->-- '''[[WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings Pitch Meetings]]''' on ''Film/TheRiseOfSkywalker''
337
338->'''K. Rool:''' DK! Diddy! There's no need for this to escalate any further!\
339'''Diddy:''' You bet there is! [[GagPenis Get a load of THIS!]]\
340'''K. Rool:''' ...And with that, [[DrivenToSuicide I will now commit jump-die]]. ''[jumps off bridge]''
341-->-- WebVideo/UncleAl's ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mUOymWLCqE Donkey Kong Country Abridged - Episode 1 - Big Dumb Day]]''
342
343->'''[[Tropers/{{Luigifan}} Luigifan18]]:''' I've heard that turtles can have [[GagPenis dicks as long as their bodies]]... [[FridgeHorror and now you know]] why [[VillainousCrush Bowser's obsession with Peach]] is [[NoYay a disaster]] that [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]] has to keep at bay at all times.\
344'''[=Lilaa3Tv=]:''' delete my eyes after that one
345-->-- [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SecretiveHappySandwichRitzMitz-S3p4l017gg61Km9y An exchange in the chat]] during [[https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1260320089 a Koopa-designing]] Website/{{Twitch}} stream by '''[=KazeSM64=]'''[[note]]the creator of ''VideoGame/SuperMario64LastImpact'', ''VideoGame/SuperMario64OcarinaOfTime'', and ''VideoGame/SuperMario64Land'', among other ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'' [[GameMod ROM hacks]][[/note]]
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349->''"No amount of therapy will ''ever'' make this moment okay."''
350-->-- '''Timmy Turner''' on his dad's Mom-puppet, ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents''
351
352->''"[[HappyPlace Think happy thoughts. Little cute bees. Little babies. Tiny, tiny bunnies.]]"''
353-->-- '''Jake,''' after seeing the [[{{Jerkass}} Magic Man]] turn a bird inside out, ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''
354
355->''"You watched it... you can't UN-watch it!"''
356-->-- '''Narrator''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "[[Recap/FuturamaS3E18AnthologyOfInterestII Anthology of Interest II]]"
357
358->'''Dr. Venture:''' That's it! Objection! Your Honor, I have children listening to this potty talk! \
359'''Judge:''' Sustained. I want that last bit stricken from the record. And my mind.
360-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros'', "[[Recap/TheVentureBrosS1E12TheTrialOfTheMonarch The Trial of the Monarch]]" [[note]]For those who ''really'' want the context, it involves an invisible man covering ''something'' with his cum -- the statement is interrupted as soon as it gets to "pounding his invisible meat".[[/note]]
361
362->''"Watch the shop for a minute, Soos. I need to go find a melon-baller and pull my eyeballs out!"''
363-->-- '''Grunkle Stan''' on seeing Soos pose shirtless, ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "[[Recap/GravityFallsDippersGuideToTheUnexplained Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained: Stan's Tattoo]]"
364
365->'''Lois:''' Peter, are you ready for your Valentine's gift? ''[drops her robe and turns on the lights]''\
366'''Stewie:''' ...No, but I'm ready for therapy.
367-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
368
369->''"Goodbye, everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy!"''
370-->-- '''Plankton''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E1TheAlgaesAlwaysGreenerSpongeguardOnDuty The Algae's Always Greener]]"
371
372->'''Patrick:''' Well, I guess I don't need this disguise anymore! ''[rips off his "Patricia" disguise, leaving him butt-naked.]''\
373'''Krusty Krab Customers:''' ''Gasp!''\
374'''Squidward:''' [[note]]who had been trying to court "Patricia" throughout the episode[[/note]] Um... I think I need to take a shower...\
375'''Mr. Krabs:''' [[note]]likewise[[/note]] So, let me get this straight: you're ''not'' a woman?\
376'''Patrick:''' Nope!\
377'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, then, you're fired. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office for... oh, I don't know, about fifteen years or so?
378-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS4E15SquidtasticVoyageThatsNoLady That's No Lady]]"
379
380->''"Wow. I can never unsee that."''
381-->-- '''Plankton''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS11E23AppointmentTVKarensVirus Karen's Virus]]"[[note]]This is his reaction to seeing his computer-wife Karen flirting with a cash register, only for Krabs to [[CargoShip take the register into his office and shut the door]].[[/note]]
382
383->'''Shaggy:''' Like, wow. That is something I didn't need to see.\
384'''Scooby:''' My brain needs a shower.
385-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooMysteryIncorporated'', "[[Recap/ScoobyDooMysteryIncS1E8TheGraspOfTheGnome The Grasp of the Gnome]]"
386
387->''"I'm gonna forget I saw that."''
388-->-- '''Zuko''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''
389
390->'''Mr. Brown:''' ''[[[ItMakesSenseInContext immediately after trying to wax himself and failing]]]'' [[HowMuchDidYouHear ...How long have you been standing there?]]\
391'''Gumball:''' Long enough for curiosity to turn into regret.\
392'''Mr. Brown:''' ...So, boys, what are you doing this weekend?\
393'''Gumball:''' Well, I was ''going'' to go on a date with Penny, but now I think I'll just stay home and bleach my eyeballs.
394-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "[[Recap/TheAmazingWorldOfGumballS3E21TheBurden The Burden]]"
395
396->''Gambit can't unsee '''THAT'''!''
397-->-- '''Gambit''', ''WesternAnimation/XMen97'', "[[Recap/XMen97S1E03FireMadeFlesh Fire Made Flesh]]" [[note]]As the Goblin Queen exerted her psychic influence over Xavier Mansion, she presented a vision of his paramour, Rogue, embracing Magneto, their bodies [[BodyHorror fusing together in a disturbing fashion]][[/note]]
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