Line #134 Quotes/BileFascination


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3	[[folder:Fan Works]]
4	->'''Bruce:''' They made uh, a movie about...[[Film/TheAvengers2012 the Battle of New York?]]\
5	'''Clint:''' Two, actually.\
6	'''Bruce:''' ''Two?'' Um, why?\
7	'''Steve:''' Because Hollywood. This one is just about the worst thing you've ever seen.\
8	'''Bruce:''' So...why are we watching it then?\
9	'''Tony:''' ''We've'' seen it about eight hundred times. You haven't experienced the utter horror yet.\
10	'''Natasha:''' It must be shared.\
11	'''Bruce:''' I think I'm missing the point...\
12	'''Thor:''' I don't believe there ''is'' a point, Banner. Just an... ''experience.''
13	-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/15800280 After "The Tower"]]''
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16	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
17
18	->''I'm disgusted and repulsed and I can't... look... away.''
19	-->-- '''Becky''', ''Film/ClerksII''
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21	->''And yet I cannot not watch it. May God have mercy on us all.''
22	-->-- '''Dr. Paul Armstrong''', ''Film/TheLostSkeletonOfCadavra''
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25	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
26	->'''Statler''': This show is awful!\
27	'''Waldorf''': Terrible!\
28	'''Statler''': Disgusting!\
29	'''Waldorf''': See you next week?\
30	'''Statler''': Of course.
31	-->-- '''JustForFun/StatlerAndWaldorf''', ''Series/TheMuppetShow''
32
33	->''People are coming to see them, not because their act is good, but because their act is absolutely horrible.''
34	-->-- '''Mark Stoffer Hunter''', ''Mysteries At The Museum'', "Cherry Sisters"
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36	->'''Data:''' ''(forces down a drink)'' Oh, yes! I hate this! It is revolting!
37	->'''Guinan:''' More?
38	->'''Data:''' Please.
39	-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration''
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42	[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
43	->''I'm actually enjoying this and it deeply disturbs me.''
44	-->-- '''{{ComicStrip/Dilbert}}'''
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47	[[folder:Podcasts]]
48	->''So like, when I went to see [''WesternAnimation/TheEmojiMovie''], I saw a lot of people, particularly on Website/{{Twitter}}, go "Oh FUCK YOU, Pat! No! YOU'RE the problem! Because of you- because of people like you, this movie is somewhat successful", right? It is the general opinion that the reason this movie has been successful is because of everyone wanting to see the trash fire. But I'm cool with that, because I want to go see another absolute, brand-infested trash fire. I gained enjoyment from sitting there, like, being embarrassed to be there.''
49	-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Pat\|StaresAt}}''', [[WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay Super Best FriendCast]] episode 209
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52	[[folder:Video Games]]
53	->'''Kabbu:''' You're, um, searching for terrible books. Correct?\
54	'''Reeves:''' That's right.\
55	'''Vi:''' But why? Aren't they like, ''bad?''\
56	'''Reeves:''' ...Yes. But there's some sort of... angry comfort in witnessing their poorly composed narratives.
57	-->-- ''VideoGame/BugFablesTheEverlastingSapling''
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59
60	[[folder:Web Animation]]
61	->''"My better judgement says 'call the police', but you are confusing me so much I need to know what's going on."''
62	-->-- '''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]]''' to '''Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}''', [[https://youtu.be/Mfc4BNNiCME "Creepy Stranger Sonichu"]] by '''WebAnimation/DoobusGoobus'''
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64	->'''Guy in Green Chair''': Is it me, or is this movie making less and less sense?\
65	'''Guy in Blue Chair''': I think it is.\
66	'''Guy in Green Chair''': Then why are we watching it?\
67	'''Guy in Blue Chair''': I don't know. I think we're watching it because it doesn't make any sense.\
68	'''Guy in Green Chair''': Oh... Well it doesn't change the fact that this is crap.\
69	'''Guy in Blue Chair''': Nope.\
70	'''Guy in Green Chair''': You wanna watch some more?\
71	'''Guy in Blue Chair''': Yep.
72	-->-- ''WebAnimation/TheDementedCartoonMovie''
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74
75	[[folder:Webcomics]]
76	->''Holy crap... That sounds just disgusting enough to loop back around on itself and become '''awesome''' again!''
77	-->-- '''Tony''', Webcomic/RealLifeComics
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79
80	[[folder:Web Original]]
81	->''it's an absolute disaster of a football game\
82	it's horrible\
83	it's gorgeous''
84	-->-- '''Juice''' on the bowl game, ''WebOriginal/TwentyThousandTwenty''
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86	->''What she saw crawling upon this world repulsed her. Yet she could not tear her gaze away.''
87	-->-- Flavour text of '''[[http://magiccards.info/shm/en/142.html Godhead of Awe]]''' (see [[https://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtgcom/daily/db48a The Seer's Parables]])
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89	->''You want to see something that's like really seriously disturbing and that nobody in their right mind would want to look at? You're on the internet so I guess the answer is probably yes.''
90	-->-- '''Ariella Rasputin Wallflower''', ''[[http://www.thewallflowerreport.com/ The Wallflower Report]]''
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92	->''I'm conditioned to turn away from the computer at this point, but I've gotta keep watching.''
93	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} Diabetus]]''' on a ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhLOFqn6Idc hack]]
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95	->''The ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong'' cartoon is hard to find, and many people have been wondering how it measures up against time. Not well. In fact, ''WesternAnimation/SaturdaySupercade'' as a whole was terrible -- it has to be said. Fortunately, bad cartoons are more fun to write about than good ones.''
96	-->-- '''[[Website/PlatypusComix Peter Paltridge]]''' in [[http://www.platypuscomix.net/interactive/kongcartoon.html his article]] about the original Franchise/DonkeyKong cartoon
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98	->''I would like you to know that I hate each and every one of you. And I really hate who ever it was that put this book in my path, because I KNOW it was RHG bait and you KNOW I can’t resist that so...\
99	Oh my god, the pain.''
100	-->--'''[=RedHeadedGirl=]''' from ''Smart Bitches, Trashy Books'', on [[http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/blog/hedging-his-bets-by-mina-carter-and-celia-kyle THIS]] (NSFW)
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102	->''"''Hand Shakers'' is terrible. It's mystifying, maddening, and bizarre. It's bad in almost every way that a show ''can'' be bad. But of course, I'm sure that's why so many people voted for it to be covered in the first place."''
103	-->-- '''James Beckett''', [[http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/review/hand-shakers/episodes-1-2/.111178 recapping the first two episodes]] of ''Anime/HandShakers''
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105	->''"Hatewatching has long been lucrative, if not incredibly underestimated. In the dawn of the Internet, hatewatching is what made Music/RebeccaBlack's "Music/{{Friday}}" go viral. (Had influencer commercialism been solidified in those dark ages, Black would have made lifetime residuals off "Friday" on Spotify and [=TikTok=].) Hatewatching is what propelled the Film/FiftyShadesOfGrey film franchise to gross over $1.3 billion at the box office despite abysmal reviews and mild sex scenes. Hatewatching is what dictates the inspiration for much Creator/{{Netflix}} Originals content (like the wildly successful, and wildly panned, Film/TheKissingBooth) as well as network television (like Creator/{{NBC}}'s wildly successful, and wildly panned, Peter Pan Live!).''
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107	->''So, what is it we love so much about hatewatching? Have we hardened into cynics, but cynics with bad taste? Are we all cyberbullies getting our rocks off? No. Hatewatching is a tether that keeps us together. Where binge-watching is solitary, hatewatching is communal. Where "good taste" permits only in-depth analysis from authorized voices (i.e. critics), hatewatching encourages accessibility and democracy with deep-dive discussion. To hatewatch is to be a part of something; to hatewatch is to inaugurate oneself into a close-knit tribe."''
108	-->-- '''Ciara Gaffney''', "[[https://musebycl.io/musings/cats-peloton-and-gold-mine-hatewatching Cats, Peloton, and the Gold Mine of Hatewatching]]"
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111	[[folder:Web Video]]
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113	->'''[[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]]''': Continue from the next fucking preview!\
114	'''[[CommanderContrarian Jodl]]''': But Mein Führer, why continue when you already know about his stupidity?!\
115	'''Hitler''': I wanna see how stupider he gets!\
116	'''Jodl''': You already called him the stupidest!\
117	'''Hitler''': Well, the... video is not done yet! You dumbass! I wanna see how much further he can go!
118	-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Hitler\|Rants}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgTtpjZaIkQ vs CrazyBrandondorf (Now Brandondorf Raguz)]]'''
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120	->''...if I had to watch one of these [versions of ''[[WesternAnimation/TheMagicRoundabout2005 Doogal]]''] again, it would be the American one. Hear me out: do you want [[SoOkayItsAverage an average nothing-special European movie]], or a horrendous American bastardization? [[SoBadItsGood If it's gonna suck, it better be a mess!]]''
121	-->-- '''WebVideo/RebelTaxi''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzeHbflF6lc Doogal Review]]''
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123	->'''[[PraetorianGuard Karstodes]]:''' ...so, does anyone remember why we're still watching this garbage?
124	->'''Decius:''' I remember you daring me to watch it as a test of my faith in the Man-Emperor! Aaaand now we're all just kinda... watching it.
125	->'''God-Emperor of Mankind:''' [[AC:I do not actually know how to feel about this program. It might be [[SoBadItsGood the most chucklesome thing I have watched]] since this text-to-speech device was installed into my face. It has actually succeeded in pausing my relentless sobbing noises that always happen [[DueToTheDead on this day of all days]]. Suffice to say, I am absolutely disgusted with myself]].
126	-->--''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', Slaaneshmas Special
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128	->''I believe in the value of failed art; art that is driven [[CreatorsApathy by carelessness]], [[SmallNameBigEgo unchecked and untalented ego,]] [[MoneyDearBoy by spectacularly low-stakes greed]]. It has a tendency to be novel, to be unpredictable in a way that deliberate art never can. This is why it's so much ''fun'' to watch bad movies. No one would ever make this game on purpose [...] It is not simply a lack of time or money that produces something like ''[[TheProblemWithLicensedGames An American Tail: The Video Game]]'', but the profound lack of caring. The end product of that broken process isn't worth playing for its own merits, but it is worth playing because it's worth remembering.[[invoked]]''
129	-->--'''[[WebVideo/FoldingIdeas Dan Olson]], "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--SXFB7m6mk An American Tail: Fievel Goes to Video Game Hell]]"'''
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131	->''(Series/SiskelAndEbert) are the guys that reviewed ''Film/BatmanAndRobin'', ''Film/{{Kazaam}}'', the ''Film/SuperMarioBros1993'' movie, and the ''WesternAnimation/{{Tom and Jerry\|The Movie}}'' movie, and ''this'' is the movie that made them "feel unclean"? What the hell could be in it that could be so bad? Come on, kids, let's find out!''
132	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', in his review of ''Film/{{North}}''
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134	->''I was slightly surprised to find ''VideoGame/{{Daikatana}}'' available on Steam, but even more so by the feature list. [[BlatantLies "25 glorious weapons to collect and utilize". "Two highly-trained sidekicks to watch your back".]] I'd have said it was being sarcastic if I thought publishers had any self-awareness at all. But realistically, everyone knows that its infamous reputation is the only reason this game is on Steam, and the blurb should have read, [[ComeToGawk "Roll up, roll up, everyone come and see the freak."]]''
135	-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]'''
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137	->''I'd say that I'm happy that something born from such a vile, mercenary place turned out so poorly and tanked so badly, but compared to the abject misery that is watching Foodfight!, even that happiness is fleeting. This is, in all sincerity, one of the very worst movies I have ever seen, not worthy of even the most morbid ironic fascination. It is dreadful, ugly, stupid, filthy-minded, and morally bereft on multiple levels. [[SchmuckBait Also, you can totally see it for free on Amazon Prime.]]''
138	-->-- '''[[http://antagonie.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/dont-play-with-your-food.html Antagony & Ecstasy,]]''' on ''WesternAnimation/{{Foodfight}}''
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140	->"There's nothing I like more than bad stand-up comedy. Nothing fascinates me as much as watching some overconfident drunk idiot get up in front of a packed crowd on open-mic night and just letting it rip."
141	-->--'''j aubrey''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEvxuG6mevQ The Facade of Steven Crowder \| An Empire of Hate and Hypocrisy]]
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144	[[folder:Western Animation]]
145	->''It's so horrible! Yet I stare perversely fascinated.''
146	-->-- '''Peter Puppy''' from the ''WesternAnimation/EarthwormJim'' cartoon episode, ''The Anti-Fish''
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148	->''"I am sickened, but curious."''
149	-->--'''WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo'''
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151	->''"Ah, this show's pretty good... [[BaitAndSwitchComment for me to hate-watch!]]"''
152	-->--'''Granny Tentacles''', ''WesternAnimation/ThePatrickStarShow'' episode "[[Recap/ThePatrickStarShowS1E25WhichWitchIsWhichGetOffMyLawnie Get Off My Lawnie]]"
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155	[[folder:Real Life]]
156	->''I didn't say I liked it. I said it fascinated me. There is a great difference.''
157	-->--'''Creator/OscarWilde'''
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