| 1 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 2 | |
| 3 | [[folder:Anime & Manga]] |
| 4 | ->'''Revy:''' ANY IDIOT WHO SHOWS UP AND STARTS SHOOTING AT US...!\ |
| 5 | '''Eda:''' ...HAD BETTER DAMN WELL BE PREPARED TO GO TO WAR! |
| 6 | -->-- ''Manga/BlackLagoon'', when a group of gangsters damage Eda's church's door and break Revy's shot glass |
| 7 | |
| 8 | ->''"You think I'm Vicious? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT VICIOUS IS!"'' |
| 9 | -->-- '''Spike Spiegel''' after being mistaken for his archnemesis, ''Anime/CowboyBebop'', "[[Recap/CowboyBebopSession12JupiterJazzPart1 Jupiter Jazz (Part 1)]]" |
| 10 | |
| 11 | ->'''Lind L. Tailor:''' Kira, I've got a pretty good idea what your motivation might be and I can guess what you hope to achieve. However, what you're doing right now is evil.\ |
| 12 | '''Light Yagami:''' You think... I'm evil? ...[[KnightTemplar I am justice]]! I protect the innocent and those who fear evil! I'm the one who will become the god of a new world that everyone desires! All those who oppose that god... [[PsychologicalProjection they are the ones who are truly evil]]! |
| 13 | -->-- ''Manga/DeathNote'', just before Light kills Lind L. Tailor. |
| 14 | |
| 15 | ->''"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!"'' |
| 16 | -->-- '''[[PintsizedPowerhouse Edward Elric]]''', ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' |
| 17 | |
| 18 | ->''"There is a topic -- serving almost like a trigger -- which, when brought to discussion, makes Shiki mad but unable to retort back properly."'' |
| 19 | -->-- ''Literature/TheGardenOfSinners'', Chapter 3 |
| 20 | |
| 21 | ->''"Half-breed or full-breed, to me it doesn't matter. But when you insult my mother, that's when I get angry!"'' |
| 22 | -->-- '''Inuyasha''', ''Anime/{{Inuyasha}}'' |
| 23 | |
| 24 | ->''"Talk shit about my hair and you'll see a different side of me. A side that'll make you feel pain like never before. So what was that about my hair looking like a motley toupee!? ''[...]'' I KNOW WHAT I HEARD DAMMIT!''" |
| 25 | -->-- '''Josuke Higashikata''', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable'' |
| 26 | |
| 27 | ->''"Nothing ticks me off more than someone trying to steal my food."'' |
| 28 | -->-- '''Ash Ketchum''' numerous times throught the series, ''Anime/PokemonTheSeries'' |
| 29 | |
| 30 | ->''"THE NAME IS BUTCH!"'' |
| 31 | -->-- '''Bob''' whenever [[AccidentalMisnaming someone gets his name wrong]] ([[RunningGag which happens often]]), ''Anime/PokemonTheSeries'' |
| 32 | |
| 33 | ->''"[[NobodyTouchesTheHair AHHH! Not my hair!]] My flowing hair is my trademark! Now I'm ''really'' mad! YOU'VE MADE A VERY BIG MISTAKE, SEVIPER!"'' |
| 34 | -->-- '''Jessie,''' before beating the crap out of a Seviper with her bare hands, ''Anime/PokemonTheSeriesRubyAndSapphire'' |
| 35 | |
| 36 | ->''"I see you wasting food like that again, I will kill you."'' |
| 37 | -->-- '''Kyoko Sakura''', ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' |
| 38 | |
| 39 | ->'''Foreigner:''' Thank you.\ |
| 40 | '''Suzu:''' Yeah.\ |
| 41 | '''Foreigner:''' Little girl.\ |
| 42 | '''Suzu:''' '''GAH!!''' ''[Foreigner leaves peacefully]'' '''F*CK YOU!! MOTHERF*CKER!! F*** ***!!!''' |
| 43 | -->-- ''Manga/SeitokaiYakuindomo'' |
| 44 | |
| 45 | ->''[Eggman has destroyed Amy's good-luck bracelet]''\ |
| 46 | '''Amy:''' RAAAGH! Now you're gonna ''pay!''\ |
| 47 | '''Sonic:''' Oh!\ |
| 48 | '''Eggman:''' Huh?!\ |
| 49 | '''Amy:''' Don't mess with me! ''[starts repeatedly pounding Serpenter into submission]''\ |
| 50 | '''Sonic:''' ...Whoa.\ |
| 51 | '''Eggman:''' Oh my...!\ |
| 52 | '''Amy:''' ''[still pounding on Serpenter]''\ |
| 53 | '''Eggman:''' Oh, no. Perhaps it's time for me to go! |
| 54 | -->-- ''Anime/SonicX'', [[BeachEpisode Episode 9]] |
| 55 | |
| 56 | ->''"[[UnstoppableRage Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting!]]"'' |
| 57 | -->-- '''Death The Kid''' while shooting a mummy that's asymmetrical, ''Manga/SoulEater'' |
| 58 | |
| 59 | ->''"YOU WANNA KNOW IF I HAVE A PROBLEM?! YOU TOOK THE ABSOLUTE HEIGHT OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT, THE VERY ESSENCE OF THE MALE SOUL, AND YOU STOMPED IT INTO THE DIRT, SMACKED IT AROUND AND SMASHED IT! I'LL FOLLOW YOU BASTARDS THROUGH THE FIERY PITS OF HELL AND KILL YOU A MILLION TIMES OVER!"'' |
| 60 | -->-- '''Kamina''', upon being denied {{fanservice}}, ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'', Episode 6 (uncut) |
| 61 | [[/folder]] |
| 62 | |
| 63 | [[folder:Comedy]] |
| 64 | ->''"Don't count! Only a fucking old woman counts."'' |
| 65 | -->-- '''Uncle Donnie''', ''Creator/AdamSandler'' |
| 66 | |
| 67 | ->''"And [[ButtMonkey Sammy]], you keep your fucking trap shut!"'' |
| 68 | -->-- '''Mr. Decesare''', ''Creator/AdamSandler'' |
| 69 | [[/folder]] |
| 70 | |
| 71 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 72 | ->'''Pedestrian:''' Hey, it's called a sidewalk, not a side''stand.'' What are you supposed to be, anyway? Some kinda mime? Crazy bitch.\ |
| 73 | ''[BeatPanel]''\ |
| 74 | '''The Masked Mute:''' I come from soulless things that worm through a man's mind\ |
| 75 | Like maggots through a leprous spine\ |
| 76 | No broken synapse clicks and spits in my brain\ |
| 77 | And to prove this, I will show you my '''special''' face.\ |
| 78 | A face for your offense and your spiteful transgression\ |
| 79 | A face you helped make... [[PreAssKickingOneLiner so here beginneth the lesson]].\ |
| 80 | ''[transition to the Masked Mute walking away from the pedestrian's blood-splattered car]''\ |
| 81 | '''The Masked Mute:''' [[TranquilFury I am not crazy]]. |
| 82 | -->-- ''ComicBook/FallOfCthulhu: The Gathering'' |
| 83 | |
| 84 | ->'''Le-Roy the Bartender:''' [[PronouncingMyNameForYou It's Le-Roy, by the way... not "Leroy."]]\ |
| 85 | '''Wormwood:''' Ahem... so [[MaliciousMisnaming Leroy]]... as I was saying, you've become PatientZero. The Spore Father. With the urge to spread your seed more and more as your body's slowly consumed from--\ |
| 86 | '''Le-Roy:''' I told you, it's Le-Roy, not "Leroy!"\ |
| 87 | ''[BeatPanel]''\ |
| 88 | '''Wormwood:''' Oh... That's nice... You know, [[RedRightHand a tell-tale sign]] something is wrong with you might be those tentacles coming out of your back there. Might want to do something about that, Leroy.\ |
| 89 | '''Le-Roy:''' [[RageBreakingPoint I told you, it's Le-Roy, Le-Roy, damn you]]! '''[[MadnessMantra Le-roy Le-roy Le-roy Le-roy Le-roy Le-roy Le-roy Le-roy]]!!! ''[[OneWingedAngel LEEEEEE-ROOOOOOYYYY]]...''''' |
| 90 | -->-- ''ComicBook/WormwoodGentlemanCorpse'' |
| 91 | [[/folder]] |
| 92 | |
| 93 | [[folder:Fan Fiction]] |
| 94 | ->''"Visser Seventeen!"\ |
| 95 | I froze when the sharp voice spoke behind me. Had someone ''seriously'' just...?\ |
| 96 | Very, very slowly, I pivoted on the spot to look at the young woman behind me. She was about my age, with thick blond hair that had been arranged artfully so that it almost entirely hid [[TwoFaced the burn scars across the right side of her face]].\ |
| 97 | "I'm sorry," I said through my teeth. "[[PosthumousCharacter Essa four-one-two]] is not available right now. You'll have to leave a message and I'm sure he'll get back to you when he can."\ |
| 98 | The young woman's expression hardened into defensive lines. "It's not like I know your name. What was I supposed to call you?"\ |
| 99 | "'Hey, you,' would work just as well," I said coldly. "Better, in fact."'' |
| 100 | -->-- ''Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}}: Ghost in the Shell'' |
| 101 | |
| 102 | ->'''Stella:''' Why were you planting trees instead of…well, playing dodgeball?\ |
| 103 | '''Girl Jordan:''' We are not in school and I have secondary interests too; in this case about planting a tree. |
| 104 | -->-- ''Fanfic/FlowingStar'' |
| 105 | |
| 106 | ->''"Fitting, indeed," said the assistant. "To have taken the ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} clone from her imprisonment, Boom Tubed her to a point one year in her future, kept her comatose until her child's delivery, then sent her back to confront the Supergirl... a stroke of genius."\ |
| 107 | The assistant grinned. "Why, you might even say, Dread Lord, that the Satan Girl was Supergirl's dark--"\ |
| 108 | The master whirled and swiftly pierced the other's gut with the spear he was holding. The Spear of Destiny.\ |
| 109 | Desaad clutched at the shaft transfixing his midsection in agony. His master shot forth beams from his eyes which reduced him to his primal atoms. Later, he would reassemble them, and trust that Desaad would learn by that [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor not to make jokes using his name]].'' |
| 110 | -->-- ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy'' |
| 111 | |
| 112 | ->'''Warren:''' So, care to explain what Joe did that you hate him so much for? Really, don't you think almost spilling acid on him is overreacting just a bit?\ |
| 113 | '''Hank:''' He insulted ''both'' biochemistry and Twinkies. He had to be punished.\ |
| 114 | '''Scott:''' ''[mockingly]'' Both Twinkies and biochemistry? The godless heretic should be chased from the earth.\ |
| 115 | '''Hank:''' See. [[SarcasmBlind Scott agrees with me]]. I did not overreact. |
| 116 | -->-- ''Fanfic/XMenTheEarlyYears'' |
| 117 | [[/folder]] |
| 118 | |
| 119 | [[folder:Film -- Animation]] |
| 120 | ->''"Don't you dare laugh at me!"'' |
| 121 | -->-- '''The Joker''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker'' |
| 122 | |
| 123 | ->''"Beaver? Did you say... did YOU SAY... '''BEAVER?!'''"'' |
| 124 | -->-- '''The Cactus King''', ''Animation/TheElmChantedForest'' |
| 125 | |
| 126 | ->'''Kristoff:''' Now back up... while I deal with this crook here.\ |
| 127 | ''[Oaken stands up]''\ |
| 128 | '''Oaken:''' What did you call me?\ |
| 129 | ''[cut to outside, as Oaken literally throws Kristoff out of his shop]'' |
| 130 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013'' |
| 131 | |
| 132 | ->'''Bartholomew:''' ''[singing]'' To Ratigan, the world's greatest ''[[YouDirtyRat rat]]!'' (Hic!)\ |
| 133 | ''[Ratigan [[SpitTake spews his drink]] while the other thugs gasp]''\ |
| 134 | '''Ratigan:''' What was ''THAT?!'' What did you call me?!\ |
| 135 | '''Thug 1:''' Oh, oh, he didn't mean it, Professor.\ |
| 136 | '''Lizard Thug:''' It was just a slip of the tongue.\ |
| 137 | '''Ratigan:''' '''''[[IAmNotWeasel I AM NOT A RAT]]!'''''\ |
| 138 | '''Thug 2:''' Course you're not. You're a mouse!\ |
| 139 | '''Thug 1:''' Yeah, that's right, a mouse!\ |
| 140 | '''Lizard Thug:''' Yeah, a ''BIG'' mouse!\ |
| 141 | '''Ratigan:''' Silence! ''[Ratigan throws Bartholomew out]'' [[FauxAffablyEvil Oh, my dear Bartholomew, I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me]]. [[TranquilFury You know what happens when someone upsets me...]] |
| 142 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheGreatMouseDetective'' |
| 143 | |
| 144 | ->'''Phil Willie:''' Maybe they just didn't like your singin'.\ |
| 145 | '''Alameda Slim:''' My ''singin'?'' Songbirds ''sing.'' Saloon gals ''sing.'' Little bitty snot-nosed children ''sing!'' I ''[[InsistentTerminology YODEL]]!'' AND YODELIN' '''''IS AN ART!'''''\ |
| 146 | '''Bill Willie:''' [[TooDumbToLive Well, maybe they just didn't like your yodelin'!]]\ |
| 147 | ''[Slim starts swinging at his nephews with a branding iron]''\ |
| 148 | '''Gil Willie:''' He didn't mean it, Uncle Slim. [[HopeSpot Everybody likes yodelin']]. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Why, it's one o' the funniest, cornball, goofy, silly sounds in the whole west!]]\ |
| 149 | ''[Gil gets the same treatment]'' |
| 150 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/HomeOnTheRange'' |
| 151 | |
| 152 | ->'''Zazu:''' Oh, I never would have to this to Mufasa.\ |
| 153 | '''Scar:''' ''What?!'' What did you say?\ |
| 154 | '''Zazu:''' Oh, nothing!\ |
| 155 | '''Scar:''' You know the law: [[UnPerson never mention that name in my presence]]. I am the king! |
| 156 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'' |
| 157 | |
| 158 | ->'''Banzai:''' And I thought things were bad under Mufasa.\ |
| 159 | '''Scar:''' What did you say?!\ |
| 160 | '''Banzai:''' I said Mu... ''[Shenzi elbows him]'' I said, uh... ¿qué pasa?\ |
| 161 | '''Scar:''' Good. Now get out.\ |
| 162 | '''Banzai:''' Yeah, but we're still hungry.\ |
| 163 | '''Scar:''' OUT! |
| 164 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'' |
| 165 | |
| 166 | ->'''Banzai:''' Hey, who's the pig?\ |
| 167 | '''Pumbaa:''' [[YouTalkinToMe Are you talking to me?]]\ |
| 168 | '''Timon:''' Uh oh, they called him a pig.\ |
| 169 | '''Pumbaa:''' Are you talking to ''me''?\ |
| 170 | '''Timon:''' You shouldn't have done that.\ |
| 171 | '''Pumbaa:''' ''[[RuleOfThree Are you talking to]]'' '''''[[LargeHam me!?]]'''''\ |
| 172 | '''Timon:''' Now they're in for it!\ |
| 173 | '''Pumbaa:''' ''[[TheyCallMeMisterTibbs They call me MISTER pig!]] ARRRGGHHHHH!'' |
| 174 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'' |
| 175 | |
| 176 | ->'''Scar:''' [[TheCaligula I'm the king, I can do whatever I want!]]\ |
| 177 | '''Sarabi:''' If you were ''half'' the king Mufasa was, you'd never--!\ |
| 178 | '''Scar:''' ''[strikes her]'' I'm ''ten'' times the king Mufasa was! |
| 179 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'' |
| 180 | |
| 181 | ->'''Sebastian:''' I tried to stop her, sir! She wouldn't listen! I told her to stay away from humans! They are bad, they are trouble, they--!\ |
| 182 | '''King Triton:''' Humans?! '''''WHAT ABOUT HUMANS?!'''''\ |
| 183 | '''Sebastian:''' ...Humans? ''[nervous chuckle]'' Who said anything about humans? |
| 184 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989'' |
| 185 | |
| 186 | ->'''Admiral:''' Great news, Your Majesty! The French are defeated at last. Also, the Russians, the Portuguese, the Chinese, and the Welsh.\ |
| 187 | '''Victoria:''' Then our navy rules the ocean.\ |
| 188 | '''Admiral:''' Almost entirely, Your Majesty.\ |
| 189 | '''Victoria:''' "Almost"?\ |
| 190 | '''Admiral:''' Unfortunately, just here, we're still having a little trouble with... ''[LoudGulp]'' ...P-p-pirates.\ |
| 191 | '''Victoria:''' What does it say on my royal crest, Admiral?\ |
| 192 | '''Admiral:''' "I hate pirates," ma'am.\ |
| 193 | '''Victoria:''' Exactly. Hate them. With their idiotic shanties! And their ridiculous hats! And their endless, blasted roaring! I want them sunk, Admiral! Scuppered, smashed, fed to the sharks. Do you hear me? '''I HATE PIRATES!''' |
| 194 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThePiratesInAnAdventureWithScientists'' |
| 195 | |
| 196 | ->'''Scorpion:''' What are you, some kind of silly cartoon?\ |
| 197 | '''Spider-Ham:''' [[BewareTheSillyOnes You got a problem with cartoons?]]\ |
| 198 | ''[cue CurbStompBattle]''\ |
| 199 | '''Spider-Ham:''' Aww, did ''that'' feel like a cartoon?! |
| 200 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse'' |
| 201 | |
| 202 | ->'''Obelix:''' I'll go first and finish him off at once, and then we go on to the next task.\ |
| 203 | ''[...]''\ |
| 204 | '''Cilindric:''' [[FunetikAksent So, ze fat gentleman first, ja?]]\ |
| 205 | '''Obelix:''' I AM NOT FAT! |
| 206 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheTwelveTasksOfAsterix'' |
| 207 | [[/folder]] |
| 208 | |
| 209 | [[folder:Film -- Live-Action]] |
| 210 | ->''"[[{{Understatement}} He wasn't a dog lover]]. I hate that!"'' |
| 211 | -->-- '''[=McTeague=]''', ''Film/AlitaBattleAngel'', after making short work of Grewishka, who had killed a dog |
| 212 | |
| 213 | ->''"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, [[RightHandCat Mr. Bigglesworth]] gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!"'' |
| 214 | -->-- '''Dr. Evil''', ''Film/AustinPowers'' |
| 215 | |
| 216 | ->'''Thor:''' I've come here to put an end to Loki's schemes!\ |
| 217 | '''Captain America:''' Then prove it! [[TemptingFate Put that hammer down]].\ |
| 218 | '''Iron Man:''' Um, yeah, no! Bad call! He loves his hamme-- ''[hit with Mjölnir]''\ |
| 219 | '''Thor:''' YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE HAMMER DOWN?! |
| 220 | -->-- ''Film/TheAvengers2012'' |
| 221 | |
| 222 | ->''"Nobody calls [[Franchise/StarWars Han Solo]] a bitch!"'' |
| 223 | -->-- '''Hutch''', ''Film/{{Fanboys}}'' |
| 224 | |
| 225 | ->'''Billy Batts:''' Hey, Tommy, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and [[ShoeShineMister get your shinebox]]. ''[to his friends]'' Now, this kid, this kid was great: they used to call him Spitshine Tommy. I swear to God, he'd make your shoes look like fuckin' mirrors -- excuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best. Made a lot of money, too. Salud, Tommy!\ |
| 226 | '''Tommy [=DeVito=]:''' [[OldShame No more shines, Billy]].\ |
| 227 | '''Batts:''' What?\ |
| 228 | '''Tommy:''' [[TranquilFury I said, no more shines]]. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time, they didn't go up there and tell you: I don't shine shoes anymore.\ |
| 229 | '''Batts:''' Relax, will ya? For cryin' out loud, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...\ |
| 230 | '''Tommy:''' Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...\ |
| 231 | '''Batts:''' I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home, and I haven't seen you in a long time, and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.\ |
| 232 | '''Tommy:''' [[HopeSpot I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem]].\ |
| 233 | '''Batts:''' Okay, salud.\ |
| 234 | ''[a {{Beat}}, as all finish their drinks]''\ |
| 235 | '''Batts:''' [[BullyingADragon Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox]].\ |
| 236 | '''Tommy:''' '''[[AtomicFBomb MotherFUCKIN' mutt!]]''' ''YOU... YOU FUCKIN' PIECE OF '''SHIT!''''' |
| 237 | -->-- ''Film/GoodFellas'' |
| 238 | |
| 239 | ->''"[[BullyingADragon Call me an asshole]] ''one more time.''"'' |
| 240 | -->-- '''John Hancock''', ''Film/{{Hancock}}'' |
| 241 | |
| 242 | ->''"The price you pay for bringing up either my [[ButNotTooForeign Chinese or my American heritage]] as a negative is: [[OffWithHisHead I collect your fucking head]]. ''Just'' like [[DecapitationPresentation this fucker here]]. Now, if ''any'' of you sons of bitches got [[SuddenlyShouting ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY, NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME]]! ''[StunnedSilence]'' I didn't think so."'' |
| 243 | -->-- '''O-Ren Ishii''', ''Film/KillBill'' |
| 244 | |
| 245 | ->'''Lord Zedd:''' Do you recall the name... Zordon of Eltar?\ |
| 246 | '''Ivan Ooze:''' ''[screams in rage and fires lightning bolts into the sky]''\ |
| 247 | '''Mordant:''' I ''think'' he's heard of him. |
| 248 | -->-- ''Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangersTheMovie'' |
| 249 | |
| 250 | ->''"They destroyed my beautiful creation. Now I'm beginning to get '''really angry!'''"'' |
| 251 | -->-- '''Ivan Ooze''', ''Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangersTheMovie'' |
| 252 | |
| 253 | ->''"You made me swallow my gum! It's going to be in my digestive tract for [[NumerologicalMotif seven years]]!"'' |
| 254 | -->-- '''Gideon Graves''', Age: 27, [[{{Jerkass}} Asshole]], ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld'' |
| 255 | |
| 256 | ->'''Teddy''': You call my dad a looney again, I'll kill you.\ |
| 257 | '''Milo''': Looney, looney, looney!\ |
| 258 | '''Teddy''': I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck! |
| 259 | -->-- ''Film/StandByMe'' |
| 260 | |
| 261 | ->'''Kirk:''' What is it with you, Spock? Hm? [[EarthShatteringKaboom Your planet was just destroyed]], [[MissingMom your mother murdered]], and... [[TheStoic you're not even upset]].\ |
| 262 | '''Spock:''' If you are presuming these experiences impede in any way my ability to command this ship, you are mistaken.\ |
| 263 | '''Kirk:''' And yet you were the one who said fear was necessary for command. D-D-Did you ''see'' [[EldritchStarship his ship]]? Did you see what he did?\ |
| 264 | '''Spock:''' ...Yes, of course I did.\ |
| 265 | '''Kirk:''' So, are you afraid, or aren't you?\ |
| 266 | '''Spock:''' I will not allow you to lecture me on the merits of emotions.\ |
| 267 | '''Kirk:''' Then, why don't you stop me?\ |
| 268 | '''Spock:''' Step away from me...\ |
| 269 | '''Kirk'''': What is it like not to feel anger... heartbreak... or the need to stop at nothing to avenge the death of the woman who gave birth to you?\ |
| 270 | '''Spock:''' ''[[[NotSoStoic voice wavering]]]'' Back away from me...\ |
| 271 | '''Kirk:''' YOU FEEL NOTHING! It must not even ''compute'' for you! You ''NEVER'' loved her!\ |
| 272 | '''Spock:''' [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown MAAAAAAAAAUGH!]] |
| 273 | -->-- ''Film/StarTrek2009'' |
| 274 | |
| 275 | ->''"I am warning you... if you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife! If you even go in the room, I will go apeshit!"'' |
| 276 | -->-- '''Dale Doback''', ''Film/StepBrothers'' |
| 277 | |
| 278 | ->'''Eddie:''' '''''GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR!''''' ''[a terrified Roger slowly gets up]'' That's my brother's chair.\ |
| 279 | '''Roger:''' Say, where ''is'' your brother, anyway? It looks like a sensitive and ''sober'' fellow.\ |
| 280 | '''Eddie:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' That's it, I'm callin' the cops. |
| 281 | -->-- ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'' |
| 282 | |
| 283 | ->''"Logan, my tolerance for your smoking in the mansion notwithstanding, continue smoking that in here, and [[MindRape you'll spend the rest of your days under the belief that you're a six-year-old girl]]."'' |
| 284 | -->-- '''Professor Xavier''', ''Film/X2XMenUnited'' |
| 285 | [[/folder]] |
| 286 | |
| 287 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 288 | ->''If your opponent is of [[FourTemperamentEnsemble choleric temper]], seek to irritate him.'' |
| 289 | -->-- ''Literature/TheArtOfWarSunTzu'' |
| 290 | |
| 291 | ->''"[[WhoDares You dare]]. In my house!"\ |
| 292 | Midnite slammed his hand hard into Constantine's chest, staggering him against the wall, power flickering between his fingers, power enough to pin Constantine against the wall or to reach inside him and stop his heart cold between one beat and the next.\ |
| 293 | Midnite was [[BlueCollarWarlock a man of power]] -- and that power was about [[PsychoactivePowers face and self-belief and respect]], a mana that built up according to his psychological dominance of his territory. And Constantine had threatened that. Constantine had broken in, and worse, had drawn a weapon on him. This pale magician was making demands of him on his own power-ground!\ |
| 294 | Dissing Midnite had consequences -- supernatural and physical.'' |
| 295 | -->-- ''Film/{{Constantine|2005}}: The {{Novelization}}'' |
| 296 | |
| 297 | ->''"Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me."'' |
| 298 | -->-- '''Rubeus Hagrid''' while [[ForcedTransformation giving Dudley a pig's tail]], ''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone''[[note]]In the book the line is delivered loud enough to blow your eardrums through the opposite sides of your head. In [[Film/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone the film]], it's [[TranquilFury deadly quiet]].[[/note]] |
| 299 | |
| 300 | ->''"NO WIRE HANGERS! '''EVER!'''"'' |
| 301 | -->-- '''Joan Crawford''', ''Literature/MommieDearest'' |
| 302 | |
| 303 | ->''"Even in the cubicles of the hierarchy, where fear was generated, seldom suffered, [[ClocksOfControl he]] was called the Ticktockman. But no one called him that to his mask.\ |
| 304 | You don't call a man a hated name, not when that man, behind his mask, is capable of revoking the minutes, the hours, the days and nights, the years of your life. He was called the Master Timekeeper to his mask. It was safer that way."'' |
| 305 | -->-- ''Literature/RepentHarlequinSaidTheTicktockman'' |
| 306 | |
| 307 | ->''Donald and Douglas had deep-toned whistles.\ |
| 308 | "They sound like buses!", said Gordon.\ |
| 309 | "Or ships!", snickered Henry.\ |
| 310 | "Tugboat Annie!", laughed Gordon, "Hahaha!"\ |
| 311 | Donald and Douglas cruised quietly up. One on each side.\ |
| 312 | "Ye wadnae be makkin' fun o’ uz, wad ye noo?", asked Donald.\ |
| 313 | [[OhCrap Gordon and Henry jumped]]. They glanced side to side.\ |
| 314 | "Uh, no.", said Gordon.\ |
| 315 | "No, no. Certainly not." said Henry.\ |
| 316 | "That's fine," said Douglas, "Noo juist mind the baith o’ ye, and keep it that wey."\ |
| 317 | That was the way Gordon and Henry kept it!'' |
| 318 | -->-- ''Literature/TheRailwaySeries'', "[[Recap/TheRailwaySeriesB15TheTwinEngines The Missing Coach]]" |
| 319 | |
| 320 | ->''"'Snow,' my wife called me before she [[{{Fingore}} ate her fingers]], but I say Bolton."'' |
| 321 | -->-- '''Ramsay Bolton''',[[note]]formerly [[BastardBastard Ramsay Snow]][[/note]] ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' |
| 322 | |
| 323 | ->''The Parshendi left their dead. Not because they were uncaring, but because [[DueToTheDead they found it a terrible offense to move them]]. Merely touching the dead seemed a sin. If that was the case, [[DesecratingTheDead a man desecrating corpses and wearing them into battle would be far, far worse]].\ |
| 324 | As Kaladin drew closer, a different song started among the Parshendi archers. A quick, violent song, more chant than melody. Those who had lowered their bows raised them.\ |
| 325 | [[UnstoppableRage And they tried with everything they had to kill him]].'' |
| 326 | -->-- ''Literature/TheWayOfKings2010'' |
| 327 | [[/folder]] |
| 328 | |
| 329 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 330 | ->''"Do not touch me in that fashion. [[SpaceElves We]] may sometimes look like you, but we are ''not'' you. Never forget that."'' |
| 331 | -->-- '''Lennier''', ''Series/BabylonFive'' |
| 332 | |
| 333 | ->''"My tolerance for an owner hitting an employee: ''Zero''."'' |
| 334 | -->-- '''Jon Taffer''', ''Series/BarRescue'' |
| 335 | |
| 336 | ->'''Philip:''' It's not like we're [[NotThatKindOfDoctor college professors calling ourselves "doctors"]].\ |
| 337 | '''Holt:''' Not the same thing, my friend.\ |
| 338 | '''Philip:''' Well, sure it is. When someone has a heart attack on a plane, do they yell out, "Yo, does anybody here have an Art History [=PhD=]?"\ |
| 339 | '''Holt:''' A [=PhD=] is a doctor''ate.'' It's literally ''describing'' a doctor.\ |
| 340 | '''Jake:''' Maybe let's refocus.\ |
| 341 | '''Holt:''' ''[increasingly livid]'' No! The problem here is that medical practitioners have co-opted the word "doctor".\ |
| 342 | '''Jake:''' Okay, Captain--\ |
| 343 | '''Holt:''' I know we live in a world where aaaaaanyything can mean anything, AND NOBODY EVEN CARES ABOUT ETYMOLO--\ |
| 344 | ''[SmashCut to Holt and Jake back in the break room]''\ |
| 345 | '''Holt:''' Apparently that's a trigger for me. |
| 346 | -->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'', "[[Recap/BrooklynNineNineS5E14TheBox The Box]]" |
| 347 | |
| 348 | ->''"Why don't you take a shit in Fiorello [=LaGuardia=]'s hat and feed it to Joe [=DiMaggio=]'s crying ghost on Liberty Island, you son of a bitch?"'' |
| 349 | -->-- '''Jon Stewart''', upon witnessing UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump [[SeriousBusiness eating pizza with a fork]], ''Series/TheDailyShow'' |
| 350 | |
| 351 | ->'''Dalek in Ian Chesterton's old classroom:''' Small human female sighted on level three!\ |
| 352 | '''Ace:''' [[PintSizedPowerhouse Who are you calling "small"!?]] ''[smashes the Dalek apart with a [[BatterUp baseball bat]] upgraded to an energy mace]'' |
| 353 | -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS25E1RemembranceOfTheDaleks Remembrance of the Daleks]]" |
| 354 | |
| 355 | ->''"Did you just call me 'Blue Squirt?!'[[note]]Aonisai[[/note]] EXPLOSION OF ANGER! SAMURAIMAN HAS ARRIVED!"'' |
| 356 | -->-- '''Ninjaman''', ''Series/NinjaSentaiKakuranger'' |
| 357 | |
| 358 | ->'''Guard interrupting an argument between Vernon Schillinger and Tobias Beecher:''' Alright, Schillin-jer--\ |
| 359 | '''Schillinger:''' ''SCHILLING-ER!'' GODDAMN IT! ''SCHILLING''-ER! BEEN HERE NINE FUCKIN' YEARS, YOU'D THINK YOU'D LEARN HOW TO SAY MY GODDAMN NAME! |
| 360 | -->-- ''Series/{{Oz}}'' |
| 361 | |
| 362 | ->''''''''GYPSY CRUSHES JOEL!!''''' |
| 363 | -->-- '''Gypsy''' ramming Joel for [[PoorPredictableRock taking advantage of Tom and Crow]] in rock-paper-scissors., ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'',[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E15TheBeatniks The Beatniks]]" |
| 364 | |
| 365 | ->'''Dillon:''' Right, because nothing says covert like bright red, blue and yellow {{spandex|LatexOrLeather}}.\ |
| 366 | '''Doctor K:''' THAT IS NOT ''SPANDEX!'' |
| 367 | -->-- ''Series/PowerRangersRPM'' |
| 368 | |
| 369 | ->'''Boy:''' Would you please tell me: where do you get your spandex?\ |
| 370 | '''Rangers:''' ''[[[MassOhCrap gasp]]]''\ |
| 371 | '''Doctor K:''' THAT IS NOT ''SPANDEX!'' The material is a self-assembling nano-- ''[restrained by the others]''\ |
| 372 | ''[...]''\ |
| 373 | '''Girl:''' Ranger Yellow, as the sole female representative of the Power Rangers, I have a question for you: Which one of the guys looks cutest in the span--\ |
| 374 | '''Doctor K:''' ''[stopped by Summer before she can charge]''\ |
| 375 | '''Girl:''' I mean, in the tights? |
| 376 | -->-- ''Series/PowerRangersRPM'' |
| 377 | |
| 378 | ->''"Here comes [[Theatre/CyranoDeBergerac Cyranose de Bergerac]]. A pushover! He gets angry if you just say the word 'nose'!"'' |
| 379 | -->-- '''Oscar the Grouch''' while trying to make someone angry, ''Series/SesameStreet'' |
| 380 | |
| 381 | ->'''Korax:''' We ''like'' the ''Enterprise!'' [[SarcasmMode We... we really do!]] That sagging old rust bucket is designed like a garbage scow! Half the quadrant knows it, that's why they're learning to speak Klingonese!\ |
| 382 | '''Chekov:''' [[OhCrap Mr. Scott!]]\ |
| 383 | '''Scotty:''' [[TranquilFury Laddie... don't you think you should... rephrase that?]]\ |
| 384 | '''Korax:''' ''[mocking Scotty's accent]'' Yer right. I ''should.'' ''[normal voice]'' I didn't mean to say that the ''Enterprise'' should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away ''as garbage!''\ |
| 385 | ''[[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMrzdKzQTf8 Scotty punches him]]]'' |
| 386 | -->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', "[[Recap/StarTrekS2E15TheTroubleWithTribbles The Trouble with Tribbles]]" |
| 387 | |
| 388 | ->''"You lied to me."'' |
| 389 | -->-- '''[[RobotGirl Cameron]]''', while choking multiple people to death, ''Series/TerminatorTheSarahConnorChronicles'' |
| 390 | [[/folder]] |
| 391 | |
| 392 | [[folder:Music]] |
| 393 | ->''Well, you can knock me down, step in my face\ |
| 394 | Slander my name all over the place\ |
| 395 | Do anything that you want to do\ |
| 396 | But uh-uh honey, lay off of my shoes\ |
| 397 | Don't you step on my blue suede shoes\ |
| 398 | You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes'' |
| 399 | -->-- '''Music/ElvisPresley''', "Blue Suede Shoes" |
| 400 | [[/folder]] |
| 401 | |
| 402 | [[folder:Tabletop Games]] |
| 403 | ->''Very little causes [[{{Plaguemaster}} Nurgle]]'s [[PerpetualSmiler smile]] to dip, but [[TheTrickster Tzeentch]] seems to be able to provoke that reaction at will. When the universe dies and then rises again, it is one of greatest hopes of the Lord of All that like the Corpse God of Man, Tzeentch will not be reborn with it.'' |
| 404 | -->-- ''TabletopGame/BlackCrusade: The Tome of Decay'' |
| 405 | |
| 406 | ->''Just as Harpies [[AmbitionIsEvil crave authority]], they loathe defiance. Saying no insults -- even failing to show sufficient adoration. These things simply can't be ignored, she must have revenge. Through her ability to inflict vengeance and her immunity to the consequences, a Harpy reasserts her dominance.'' |
| 407 | -->-- ''TabletopGame/HunterTheVigil: Slasher'' ([[http://forum.theonyxpath.com/forum/main-category/main-forum/the-new-world-of-darkness/329452-undertaking-harpy-alpha fan-made content]]) |
| 408 | [[/folder]] |
| 409 | |
| 410 | [[folder:Theater]] |
| 411 | ->''"So I said to him, I said, 'If you pop that gum one more time...' And he did. So, I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots. Into. His. Head."'' |
| 412 | -->-- ''Theatre/{{Chicago}}'', "The Cell Block Tango" |
| 413 | |
| 414 | ->''"CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME!"'' |
| 415 | -->-- ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}'', "Meet Me Inside" |
| 416 | [[/folder]] |
| 417 | |
| 418 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 419 | ->'''Gunvolt''': A little kid...? Were you kidnapped and brought here?\ |
| 420 | '''Gibril''': Kid?! I'll show you who the kid is around here! |
| 421 | -->-- ''VideoGame/AzureStrikerGunvolt2'' |
| 422 | |
| 423 | ->'''Deadlift:''' Get bent, Zarp! I ain't takin orders from the chick who threw me in prison!\ |
| 424 | '''Zarpedon:''' They said your jump pads are stupid.\ |
| 425 | '''Deadlift:''' '''''I WILL ANNIHILATE THEM!''''' |
| 426 | -->-- ''VideoGame/BorderlandsThePreSequel'' |
| 427 | |
| 428 | ->'''[[TokenEvilTeammate Morrigan]]:''' You... do not truly think [[IAmNotMyFather I look as my mother does]], do you?\ |
| 429 | '''Alistair:''' Have you really been thinking about that all this time?\ |
| 430 | '''Morrigan:''' [[BlatantLies I am simply curious]].\ |
| 431 | '''Alistair:''' [[SarcasmMode And not insecure in the slightest, I'm sure]].\ |
| 432 | '''Morrigan:''' I think I look nothing like her.\ |
| 433 | '''Alistair:''' I don't know. Give it a few hundred years and it'll be a spot-on match.\ |
| 434 | '''Morrigan:''' ''[menacingly]'' I said that I look nothing like her!\ |
| 435 | '''Alistair:''' All right. Got it. Totally different. I see that now. |
| 436 | -->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'' |
| 437 | |
| 438 | ->'''''What's the problem with the [[NoodleIncident Second City]]?'''\ |
| 439 | Never mention the Second City to the Masters of the Bazaar. Mr. Wines will [[DeathGlare look at you narrowly]] and give you [[ATankardOfMooseUrine its worst vintage]]. Mr. Cups [[UnstoppableRage will fly into a rage]]. Mr. Veils will [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech harangue you for your discourtesy]]. Mr. Iron [[TheQuietOne will say nothing]], only [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking write down your name with its left hand]].'' |
| 440 | -->-- '''A tooltip''', ''VideoGame/FallenLondon'' |
| 441 | |
| 442 | ->'''Bambi "Buck" Hughes:''' I need you to find this for me. ''[presents Jason with a picture of an ancient Chinese knife]'' You do that, [[FalseReassurance and you and I are even-Steven]]. And [[IHaveYourWife Keith]] leaves with you.\ |
| 443 | '''Jason Brody:''' ''[hearing [[JunglePrincess Citra]] discussing said knife in his mind]'' I've... I've seen this knife before.\ |
| 444 | '''Buck:''' Knife? ''Knife?!'' ''[grabs the picture back from Jason]'' '''It's not just a fucking knife!''' It's ''art!'' There's more history in this than you and Keith's four arses squeezed together! That's my fucking fee, right? |
| 445 | -->-- ''VideoGame/FarCry3'' |
| 446 | |
| 447 | ->''"Not long ago a man in my same class died of mysterious causes. He supposedly witnessed Blutwurst's unmasked face and was laughing about his Felineko heritage behind his back..."'' |
| 448 | -->-- ''VideoGame/FugaMelodiesOfSteel'', "Rumor of a Berman Soldier" |
| 449 | |
| 450 | ->'''Bowser:''' Those guys make me so MAD! Gah! It does NOT end like this! I'm going back to that castle and kidnapping Peach for real!\ |
| 451 | '''Kamek:''' Unless... [[TheHero Mario]]'s there, in which case he'll once again kick--\ |
| 452 | ''[[[ArchEnemy Bowser]] breathes fire in fury]''\ |
| 453 | '''Bowser:''' DON'T SAY THAT NAME! Just thinking about it makes me RAGE! |
| 454 | -->-- ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory'' |
| 455 | |
| 456 | ->''"DID YOU JUST CALL [[FatBestFriend MY FRIEND]] '''[[YouAreFat FAT]]''', YOU PIG?!"'' |
| 457 | -->-- '''Junkrat''', ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'', "Going Legit" |
| 458 | |
| 459 | ->'''Yosuke:''' Has anything ''strange'' happened to you lately?\ |
| 460 | '''Kanji:''' Strange? What's this "strange" stuff, huh?! [[AmbiguouslyGay Are you saying that I'm strange?!]]\ |
| 461 | '''Yosuke:''' Huh? N-No, I didn't mean--!\ |
| 462 | '''Kanji:''' You shitheads better get the hell out of my face, or I'm taking you down!\ |
| 463 | '''Yosuke:''' Wha--!? Wait, why?!\ |
| 464 | '''Kanji:''' ''I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?!'' |
| 465 | -->-- ''VideoGame/Persona4'' |
| 466 | |
| 467 | ->''"So, you're finally here. I was wondering when you'd show up. My name is Brock, and I don't appreciate being skipped. Hmm? Are you surprised? I'm not. I'm not surprised, no, I expected a loser like you to skip the first Gym Leader. Now, prepare for a rock-hard battle you won't forget, faggot!"'' |
| 468 | -->-- '''Brock''' if you choose to intentionally skip the first gym, ''VideoGame/PokemonClover'' |
| 469 | |
| 470 | ->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' You're not just a regular moron... You were ''designed'' to be a moron.\ |
| 471 | '''[[spoiler:Wheatley]]:''' I AM NOT A ''MORON!''\ |
| 472 | '''[=GLaDOS=]:''' YES, YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN ''IDIOT!''\ |
| 473 | '''[[spoiler:Wheatley]]:''' WELL, HOW ABOUT ''NOW?! NOW'' WHO'S A MORON?! COULD A MORON [[PunctuatedPounding PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT?!]] ''HUH?!'' COULD A MORON DO ''THAT?!'' |
| 474 | -->-- ''VideoGame/Portal2'' |
| 475 | |
| 476 | ->'''Lilli''': Tia, she's not listening to a word you say! What do you call people like these again? Idjits?\ |
| 477 | '''Zorne''': What!? Who are you calling an idiot!? [[PrecisionFStrike Damn it!]] I won't let you get away with that! |
| 478 | -->-- ''VideoGame/{{Rosenkreuzstilette}}'' |
| 479 | |
| 480 | ->''"Verbal queries are a sloppy redundancy. [[{{Telepathy}} Thoughts are quicker]]. We can skip the questions and go straight to the... ''You were staring at [[MyBrainIsBig my head]]!'' I know what you're thinking about my head. You shouldn't have such thoughts. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Stop. Thinking. About. My. Head!]]"'' |
| 481 | -->-- '''[[PsychicChildren Jung]]''', ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld'' |
| 482 | |
| 483 | ->''"There are only two things that truly anger me. One is going hatless. The other.... ''is being stolen from!''"'' |
| 484 | -->-- '''Mr. Hat''', ''VideoGame/ShovelKnight Showdown'' |
| 485 | |
| 486 | ->''"Stay out of this! I am a princess, and she has thrown mud at my dignity! You two leave me be! '''Understood?!'''"'' |
| 487 | -->-- '''Princess Peach''', ''VideoGame/SuperPaperMario'' |
| 488 | |
| 489 | ->'''[[TheDragon Pronyma]]:''' ''[dying]'' Lord Yggdrasill... [[spoiler:Mithos]], please...\ |
| 490 | '''[[BigBad Yggdrasill]]:''' Only my former companions may call me by that name, ''get out of my sight!'' ''[[[KickTheDog kills her]]]'' |
| 491 | -->-- '' VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia'' |
| 492 | |
| 493 | ->''"Hey! Could you give a girl some peace and quiet? Back off!"'' |
| 494 | -->-- '''Angela''' if the main character who's talking to her while she's sleeping at Jadd Stronghold's inn is male in ''VideoGame/TrialsOfMana'' |
| 495 | |
| 496 | ->'''Spitz:''' That's it, '''''buckos.'''''\ |
| 497 | '''Dribble:''' Hm?\ |
| 498 | '''Spitz:''' First we get stiffed, and now THIS?!? Dribble! The Octoblazooka!\ |
| 499 | '''Dribble:''' I'm on it. ''[summons Octoblazooka]'' But Spitz, ain't we supposed to stay cool and all that?\ |
| 500 | '''Spitz:''' I'm not gonna sit there and let these punks knock us around! They want a fight. They got one!\ |
| 501 | '''Dribble:''' Stay cool, Spitz! Stay cool! SPIIIIIIIITZ! |
| 502 | -->-- ''VideoGame/WarioWare'' |
| 503 | |
| 504 | ->''"Now why would you go and do something ''like that?'' Didn't you see the sign that said [[SchmuckBait do not push this button]]!"'' |
| 505 | -->-- '''Mimiron''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' |
| 506 | [[/folder]] |
| 507 | |
| 508 | [[folder:Visual Novels]] |
| 509 | ->''"You... '''YOU TOUCHED MY FOX?'''"'' |
| 510 | -->-- '''Strade''' if you attack Ren with the knife, ''VisualNovel/BoyfriendToDeath'' |
| 511 | [[/folder]] |
| 512 | |
| 513 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 514 | ->'''Zinedine Zidane:''' I'm just... trying to do my job.\ |
| 515 | '''Jurgen Klopp:''' Really? Because it seems like you're trying to provoke me, but I can provoke you too. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAjWi663kXc Marco... Mate...razzi]].\ |
| 516 | ''[Zidane's face reddens and he headbutts Klopp to the ground, then screams in anger]''\ |
| 517 | '''Klopp:''' [[OhCrap Uh-oh...]]\ |
| 518 | ''[Zidane screams again and proceeds to headbutt Thomas Tuchel, then Antonio Conte, then a referee dummy, before head butting a whiteboard in two, all while Jose Mourinho tries unsuccessfully to restore order]''\ |
| 519 | '''Jose Mourinho:''' Stop it! You will respect me! You will respect the classroom!\ |
| 520 | ''[Zidane [[ImpactSilhouette runs through three successive walls]] into the distance, all while yelling and laughing maniacally, leaving a group of shocked players and managers to stare in disbelief behind him]''\ |
| 521 | '''Klopp:''' ...Yikes! ''[grins, while Mourinho glares at him angrily]'' |
| 522 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/TheChampions2018''[[note]]Season 5, Episode 2[[/note]] |
| 523 | |
| 524 | ->''"'I was sad I was drifting in and out of sleep for the first half, but there were some delicious naps!' No, you can't sneak up on me with that fuckin' 'delicious sleep' shit! Anyone uses the word 'delicious' for anything besides food, I am going to strangle you; you are #1 on the list of people I am going to kill when I get off hiatus! Naps are not delicious! They aren't! They can never be; they're not ''FOODS!'' [[BuffySpeak Not... FOODS!]]'' |
| 525 | -->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXLkRko7T4s Calliope Mori]]''', ''WebAnimation/{{hololive}}'' |
| 526 | |
| 527 | ->''"'''SPACE WOLVES!?'''"'' |
| 528 | -->-- '''Magnus the Red''', ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'' |
| 529 | |
| 530 | ->''"Hahaha! [[YouFightLikeACow Geez, you two couldn't hit the broad side of a ba]]-- ''[[[NobodyTouchesTheHair watches a strand of her hair drift to the ground]]]'' You... [[YouMonster YOU MONSTERS!]]"'' |
| 531 | -->-- '''Yang Xiao Long''' goes to town on a group of [[BearsAreBadNews Ursa]], ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' |
| 532 | |
| 533 | ->''"Stop-a posting about ''VideoGame/AmongUs''. I have-a your address!"'' |
| 534 | -->-- '''Mario,''' ''WebAnimation/SMG4Crew'' |
| 535 | [[/folder]] |
| 536 | |
| 537 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 538 | ->''"'''Never''' say 'direct order' around Doctor Bowman. Do not even ''joke'' about a direct order. He will take revenge ''[...]'' I am glad you're not as twitchy as Doctor Bowman. The least he would have let me off with is a towel snap, and trust me, a towel snap by [[spoiler:[[ManiacMonkeys a fully grown chimp]]]] is something you ''never'' forget."'' |
| 539 | -->-- '''Henri Mer''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' |
| 540 | |
| 541 | ->'''Yosuke:''' Has anything ''strange'' happened to you lately?\ |
| 542 | '''Kanji:''' Strange? [[MemeticMutation YOU SAYIN' I LIKE DUDES!?]] '''TAKING YOU PUNKS DOWN! RAAAAA!!!!''' |
| 543 | -->-- ''Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}}'', "The Big Long VideoGame/Persona4 Comic" |
| 544 | |
| 545 | ->'''Meme Man:''' where is my foond\ |
| 546 | ''' Waiter:''' here is your [[PickyEater steank with NO VEGETAL as you ordered]] sir\ |
| 547 | '''Meme Man:''' cool and good\ |
| 548 | '''[[LetsMeetTheMeat Vegetable]]:''' did someone say NO VEGETALS? ''[slips into Meme Man's mouth as he's eating]''\ |
| 549 | '''Meme Man:''' i taste a VEGETAL. '''''ANGERY''''' |
| 550 | -->-- ''Meme Man'', [[http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1146903-meme-man "No Vegetal" comic]] |
| 551 | |
| 552 | ->''Inside the psyche of every individual, there exists a spot. A spot that must never be disturbed. It exists inside even the most coolheaded humans. Where it sits. And waits. And if you think you are immune...if you think nothing you hear could ever offend you... think again.'' |
| 553 | -->-- Introduction to ''Webcomic/{{Mulberry}}: Offended'' |
| 554 | |
| 555 | ->''"[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You! Broke! My! Sword!]]"'' |
| 556 | -->-- '''[[TheHero Roy Greenhilt]]''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' |
| 557 | |
| 558 | ->''"My horn...! [[MinorInjuryOverreaction MY HORN!!!]] '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] ANGELS!! YOU'RE ALL''' '''''DEAD!!!'''"'' |
| 559 | -->-- '''Azurai,''' ''Webcomic/SlightlyDamned'' |
| 560 | |
| 561 | ->''"I'll warn you about one more thing. If you do something like that in front of Khun, [[{{Fingore}} your fingers will be gone]] by tomorrow."'' |
| 562 | -->-- '''Nobic''' to Edin Dan, who just implied that [[NowLetMeCarryYou Khun]] and [[DelicateAndSickly Rachel]] are fuckbuddies, ''Webcomic/TowerOfGod'' |
| 563 | [[/folder]] |
| 564 | |
| 565 | [[folder:Web Videos]] |
| 566 | ->'''Medamatcha:''' Oh, I don't give a ''sh*t'' what Christmas is, now! I just know I'm going to kill it, and then my little Matchas are going to ''[[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil rape it]]!''\ |
| 567 | '''Goku:''' ''Nobody'' [[{{Malaproper}} rakes]] Christmas. |
| 568 | -->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' |
| 569 | |
| 570 | ->'''Trunks:''' I wish you'd understand! There's no way we can fight [the Androids] without Goku!\ |
| 571 | '''Vegeta:''' And I wish ''you'd'' understand who you're talking to! I am Vegeta! Why would I ever need that gibbering fool's help?\ |
| 572 | '''Trunks:''' Because you're not as strong as--\ |
| 573 | ''[Vegeta slugs him in the stomach and flies off]''\ |
| 574 | '''Krillin:''' You pushed the [[TheRival Goku]] Button. You shouldn't 'a did that. |
| 575 | -->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' |
| 576 | |
| 577 | ->'''Cell:''' Listen, Vegeta, I'm in the middle of something more important than whatever... ''this'' is. So if you just want to run along and bring back someone substantial, say, I dunno, ''Goku'' -- ''[Vegeta's cocky smirk vanishes]'' That'd be great.\ |
| 578 | '''Vegeta:''' ''[takes a deep breath, then begins powering up]''\ |
| 579 | '''Cell:''' Oh, what's wrong, prince? Did I touch a nerve?\ |
| 580 | '''Trunks:''' [[CallBack You pressed the Goku Button]].\ |
| 581 | '''Cell:''' Excuse me, the wha-- ''[Vegeta buries his fist into Cell's gut]''\ |
| 582 | '''Vegeta:''' Ya shouldn't 'a did that. |
| 583 | -->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' |
| 584 | |
| 585 | ->'''Cooler:''' [[ThisCannotBe How?! It literally doesn't make any sense!]] It took everything you had to defeat a single [[MesACrowd "me"]], [[OverclockingAttack yet you have enough power to overload the]] ''[[PlanetEater Big Gete Star]]?!'' [[VillainousBreakdown HOW?! How did you do this?!]]\ |
| 586 | '''Goku:''' It looks like... you underestimated our power... just like--\ |
| 587 | '''Cooler:''' Don't you dare-\ |
| 588 | '''Goku:''' --[[BaitAndSwitchComment you did on Earth]].\ |
| 589 | '''Cooler:''' [[HopeSpot Oh. Fair enou]]--\ |
| 590 | '''Vegeta:''' And just like [[SiblingRivalry Freeza]].\ |
| 591 | '''Cooler:''' ''[[[{{Angrish}} Completely loses his shit]], summons a gigantic robot body and starts choking Goku]'' '''Did Freeza ever do THIS?!'''\ |
| 592 | '''Goku:''' [[LampshadeHanging Beginning to feel like you have something against your brother]]. |
| 593 | -->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', "Cooler 2: The Return of Cooler's Revenge: The Reckoning" |
| 594 | |
| 595 | ->''"[[TranquilFury First of all]]... how dare you hate [[Characters/FriendshipIsMagicRarity best pony]]? Best pony does everything best. That's why they're best pony. Second, '''[[SuddenlyShouting HOW DARE YOU MAKE BEST PONY CRY?!]]'''"'' |
| 596 | -->-- '''Creator/{{Joshscorcher}}''', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS7E14FameAndMisfortune Fame and Misfortune]]" review |
| 597 | |
| 598 | ->''"[[BlatantLies I don't get offended by video games]]. If it's edgy for the sake of being edgy, that doesn't cut me. If it has derogatory stereotypes, that's just an artistic choice. Seriously, if I download a game from Platform/{{Steam}}, and the intro text says, 'This isn't even a game, this is just a recruitment video for the UsefulNotes/KuKluxKlan', I'd be like, 'Eh, if the soundtrack's good'.\ |
| 599 | But when I see a [[ArtisticLicenseHistory POTATO in a medieval video game]] it makes my fucking blood boil."'' |
| 600 | -->-- ''WebVideo/KilianExperience''', "Potatoes in VideoGames offend me" |
| 601 | |
| 602 | ->'''Malgosia:''' Don't forget about pure happiness!\ |
| 603 | '''Agatha:''' Oh God, I know! Get out, you retard!\ |
| 604 | '''Malgosia:''' [[NoYou YOU ARE A RETARD!]] [[LesYay But I love you anyway]]. |
| 605 | -->-- ''Kraina Grzybow'' |
| 606 | |
| 607 | ->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' [This movie has] mediocre special effects that you're more likely to see in one of [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]'s videos!\ |
| 608 | '''Linkara:''' [[ImStandingRightHere HEY!]]\ |
| 609 | '''NC:''' Get over it, comic geek, your special effects suck.\ |
| 610 | '''Linkara:''' [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Bat-Credit Card]].\ |
| 611 | '''NC:''' THE BAT-CREDIT CARD?! ''[{{Angrish}}]'' |
| 612 | -->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'', review of ''Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace'' |
| 613 | |
| 614 | ->'''Dr. Eggman''': MUDKIP_CAPTAIN asks, "To Shadow: How's..." Oh no...Ohhhhh no. [[EvenEvilHasStandards I'm not asking this one.]] |
| 615 | ->'''Sonic:''' Oh, come on, it can't be that bad! Let me see that... "To Shadow: How's [[CynicismCatalyst Maria...]]" [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Oh...oh yikes...]] |
| 616 | ->'''Shadow:''' MUDKIP_CAPTAIN, was it? Now you've angered me. Welcome to the list. It's a very special list of very special people. [[ImpliedDeathThreat I look forward to crossing your name off it someday]]. |
| 617 | ->'''Sonic:''' RUN WHILE YOU CAN! |
| 618 | -->-- '''Blog/SonicTheHedgehogTwitter''', [[https://youtu.be/hatZevmrNT8?t=622 Sonic Twitter Takeover 3]] |
| 619 | |
| 620 | ->''"'''HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING ABOUT [[BodyHorror MY FUCKING DICK]] AGAIN!?''' OH MY GOD! WHEN I SEE YOU, [[ImpliedDeathThreat IT'S ON SIGHT]]! ''IT IS ON. [[RudelyHangingUp SI]]--"'' |
| 621 | -->-- '''Dr. Eggman''', ''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub: VideoGame/SonicAdventure2'' |
| 622 | |
| 623 | ->''"[[OhCrap OH, NO!]] NOT [[VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} STEVE]]! NO! NOTHING SHALL BE NAMED STEVE!"'' |
| 624 | -->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}''', ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys'' LetsPlay ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosWii'' |
| 625 | |
| 626 | ->'''Téa:''' Listen, you creepy old man... penguin... thing, I'm not going to duel you and that's final!\ |
| 627 | '''Crump:''' [[ThePowerOfFriendship Friendship]] suuuuucks.\ |
| 628 | '''Téa:''' Oh, it is on in a manner similar to that of Franchise/DonkeyKong! |
| 629 | -->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' |
| 630 | |
| 631 | ->'''Weevil:''' Master Dartz was kind enough to give me the card containing Yugi's soul. I'd thought you'd appreciate being reunited with him before I destroy you!\ |
| 632 | '''Yami:''' The only reunion that's about to happen is my size ten with your buttocks!\ |
| 633 | '''Téa:''' Pharaoh, don't antagonize him!\ |
| 634 | '''Yami:''' Come on, Téa; it's ''[[JokeCharacter Weevil]]!'' What's the worst he could--\ |
| 635 | ''[Weevil rips up the card]''\ |
| 636 | '''Yami:''' [[TranquilFury Okay, yeah]]. [[LetsGetDangerous That's the worst he could do]].\ |
| 637 | '''Weevil:''' Hahahahaha! Don't worry, Pharaoh; it was just a prank! I don't know where Yugi's soul really is! But I know where ''yours'' is going to be once Poison Butterfly drains the last of your Life Points!\ |
| 638 | '''Yami:''' You know, it really ''is'' a shame. If Yugi ''were'' here, he might have been able to prevent me.\ |
| 639 | '''Weevil:''' Prevent you from what?\ |
| 640 | '''Yami:''' ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner From doing this!]]'' I activate [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill Berserker Soul]]! Now, I must keep drawing cards! And for every monster card I draw, Breaker attacks! [[SarcasmMode But what are the odds that I'll draw a monster card?]]\ |
| 641 | '''Weevil:''' [[OhCrap Heheh]], [[ThisIsGonnaSuck this sucks]]...\ |
| 642 | '''Yami:''' [[GratuitousJapanese DURO! MONSUTA KAADO!]] ''[proceeds to go to town on Weevil]'' |
| 643 | -->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' |
| 644 | [[/folder]] |
| 645 | |
| 646 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 647 | ->''"Call me Dottie, and you die."'' |
| 648 | -->-- '''Dot Warner''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' |
| 649 | |
| 650 | ->''"Hey! I know you're upset, but if you ''ever'' mention [[ParentalSexualitySquick my mother's loins]] ''or'' their frothiness to me again... I don't know what I'll do, but it will be bad!"'' |
| 651 | -->-- '''Sterling Archer''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'' |
| 652 | |
| 653 | ->'''Jim Gordon:''' What in the name of heaven did you think you were doing?!\ |
| 654 | '''Harvey Dent:''' I don't know. I guess he just pushed the right button.\ |
| 655 | '''Gordon:''' That's one heck of a button. |
| 656 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'' |
| 657 | |
| 658 | ->''"Donald's anger issues stem from a fear that [[BornUnlucky the world is out to get him]] and that no one understands him, [[TheUnintelligible quite literally]]. [[HairTriggerTemper His tendency to lash out was wildly unfocused]], [[MoralityChain until you kids came along]]. He came to me wanting to be the best parent he could, so he channelled that anger into protective instincts. Every outburst is Donald wanting to protect his family. [[PapaWolf He loves you so much the thought of anything bad happening to you infuriates him]]."'' |
| 659 | -->-- '''Jones''' on the subject of WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck, ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'' |
| 660 | |
| 661 | ->'''Dipper:''' Just gotta splash this sucker with some anointed water, and he should be out of your... probably fake blonde hair.\ |
| 662 | '''Pacifica:''' What was that about my hair? |
| 663 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' |
| 664 | |
| 665 | ->''"Sorry, Core, [Trina] dissed the band! Nobody disses the band."'' |
| 666 | -->-- '''Laney Penn''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Grojband}}'', "Queen Bee" |
| 667 | |
| 668 | ->''"I was stuck in an elevator and I had to listen to forty-one and a half minutes OF ELEVATOR MUSIC!"'' |
| 669 | -->-- '''Corey Riffin''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Grojband}}'', "Love in a Nethervator" |
| 670 | |
| 671 | ->'''[=Audrey=]:''' Girl stuff’s not lame. |
| 672 | ->'''Melvin:''' Sure it is. Take glitter. Infinitely lame. You’ll probably get glitter all up in this. |
| 673 | ->'''[=Lotta=]:''' Glitter is magic and YOU KNOW IT!!! [[HulkingOut *roars angrily and tosses the Bloogey Boys off the couch they’re fighting over*]] |
| 674 | -->--''WesternAnimation/HarveyStreetKids'' |
| 675 | |
| 676 | ->'''Yumi:''' Why are you so upset over those dumb little toys?\ |
| 677 | '''Ami:''' They're not dumb! They're Huggle Buddies, AND I WANT THEM! |
| 678 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/HiHiPuffyAmiYumi'' |
| 679 | |
| 680 | ->''"Nobody... ''nobody'' spikes my system!"'' |
| 681 | -->-- '''Wade''', ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' |
| 682 | |
| 683 | ->'''Grog:''' ...Wait! No! ''Oh, gods, no!'' WHAT IS THIS HELL?!\ |
| 684 | '''Keeper Yennen:''' Thanks to the [[ArcVillain Briarwoods]], all of our resources are dwindling... ''[[TheAlcoholic including ale]].''\ |
| 685 | '''Grog:''' I WILL FUCKING MURDER '''''[[SeriousBusiness EVERYONE]]!''''' |
| 686 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfVoxMachina'' |
| 687 | |
| 688 | ->''"APPLEJACK! '''YOU PINKIE PROMISED!'''"'' |
| 689 | -->-- '''Pinkie Pie''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' |
| 690 | |
| 691 | ->''"You do not believe friendship is in your nature? That is '''NOT acceptable!'''"'' |
| 692 | -->-- '''Tree of Harmony (as Twilight Sparkle)''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' |
| 693 | |
| 694 | ->''"I do not believe this! I wasted all this time in a class without grades? Aohhhhh! If only there were some other kind of outlet for me to express these feelings to my like-minded peer group! ...Pardon me! I want to try something!"'' |
| 695 | -->-- '''Baljeet''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "[[Recap/PhineasAndFerbTheBaljeatles The Baljeatles]]" |
| 696 | |
| 697 | ->'''The Master of the Hunt:''' Destroy the men and throw the fat female in the pot.\ |
| 698 | '''The Scotsman's Wife:''' Fat!? ''FAT!?!'' '''I'M NOT FAT! I'M ''[[UnstoppableRage STOUT]]!''''' |
| 699 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'' |
| 700 | |
| 701 | ->'''Ashi:''' By Aku's will, you will die in here! There is no hope for you, [[BorrowedCatchphrase foolish samurai]]! Aku is the Master of Masters and will end you! Your death is certain! Aku desires it! Aku has made a world of wonders and you have soiled it! Whatever you have planned for me, I will never buckle, never waver! Aku is the father of all fathers! His greatness cannot be measured! You are a parasite, Samurai, feeding off Aku's generosity! Aku, my master, this fool knows not of your greatness, your kindness, your understanding!\ |
| 702 | '''Jack:''' ENOUGH! Every thing, every word, every thought that you know is wrong! Aku -- [[VillainWorld Aku is the one who has laid waste to the beauty of this land]]! He has destroyed mother nature! [[WombLevel Where do you think we are?!]] Aku has summoned these monstrosities into our world, and they feed off of his carnage! |
| 703 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'' |
| 704 | |
| 705 | ->''"Compare me to ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' again and so help me, I will ''kill'' you where you stand!"'' |
| 706 | -->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' |
| 707 | |
| 708 | ->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' You're going down, [[YouAreFat tubby!]]\ |
| 709 | '''Patrick:''' Tubby...? (''growls while [=SpongeBob=] [[OhCrap looks scared]]'') ''NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!'' (''punches [=SpongeBob=]'')\ |
| 710 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Wait, Patrick! You're supposed to let ''me'' win, remember?\ |
| 711 | '''Patrick:''' Oh yeah. |
| 712 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E8NoWeeniesAllowedSquilliamReturns "No Weenies Allowed"]] |
| 713 | |
| 714 | ->''"Did I mention how much I hate bugs?"'' |
| 715 | -->-- '''Raphael''', ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003'', Episode 47 |
| 716 | |
| 717 | ->''"Don't call me pretty. The last guy who called me pretty ended up looking a lot less pretty."'' |
| 718 | -->-- '''Duncan''', ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Total Drama Action]]'', "[[Recap/TotalDramaRiotOnSet Riot on Set]]" |
| 719 | |
| 720 | ->''"You painted my paint job! Prepare for surgery!"'' |
| 721 | -->-- '''Knock Out''', ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime'' |
| 722 | [[/folder]] |
| 723 | |
| 724 | [[folder:Real Life]] |
| 725 | ->''"Everyone is a reactionary about subjects he understands."'' |
| 726 | -->-- '''Professor Robert Conquest''' |
| 727 | |
| 728 | ->''"There are three surefire ways to get punched: in Italy, claiming the women are not beautiful, in England, claiming the English are not free, and in Germany, that [[TrademarkFavoriteFood sauerkraut]] is not food fit for the gods."'' |
| 729 | -->-- '''Creator/AlexandreDumas''', ''The Great Dictionary of Cuisine'' |
| 730 | |
| 731 | ->''"It is not the expert thrust of [[TheAce Athos]] nor the cold skill of [[MasterSwordsman Aramis]] nor the iron wrist of [[BoisterousBruiser Porthos]] that we have to fear -- it is the Gascon's fury -- the wild and unacademic attack of the troubadour -- the sword of [[TheLancer D'Artagnan]]."'' |
| 732 | -->-- '''Creator/OHenry''', ''The Last of the Troubadours'' |
| 733 | |
| 734 | ->''"Above all else, the devil can not stand to be mocked.”'' |
| 735 | -->-- '''Creator/CSLewis''' |
| 736 | [[/folder]] |
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