| 1 | -> '''Dilbert:''' Do you think I should grow a beard while unemployed? |
| 2 | -> '''Dogbert:''' That's a great idea, a beard sends a message about who you are. I assume you already have a shopping cart and filthy rags. |
| 3 | -->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' |
| 4 | |
| 5 | ->''Mommy, something is wrong with Dad I think'' |
| 6 | ->''He's acting weird again, he's really beginning to scare me'' |
| 7 | ->''Won't shave his beard again and he pretends he doesn't hear me'' |
| 8 | -->-- ''Music/{{Eminem}} "Déjà Vu"'' |
| 9 | |
| 10 | ->'''Marc Antony:''' ''(snapping Vorenus from his depression)'' Look at the fucking state of you. |
| 11 | ->'''Pullo:''' It's mourning dress sir. |
| 12 | ->'''Marc Antony:''' Mourn? You may well mourn. Caesar is dead, and it's as good as you who held the knife...Stand to fucking attention when I'm talking to you! |
| 13 | -->-- ''Series/{{Rome}}'' |
| 14 | |
| 15 | ->''"Shaving is often almost the first thing to go, with a gentleman or a wealthy eccentric who is really letting himself go to pieces."'' |
| 16 | -->-- ''Literature/FatherBrown'' |
| 17 | |
| 18 | ->'''Xandir:''' Gee, I'm sorry about your reunion, Hero. Are you feeling any better? |
| 19 | ->'''Captain Hero:''' Somewhat. I've been marathoning college movies so I can live out my memories through them. |
| 20 | ->'''Xandir:''' But it's only been an hour! How have you seen all those movies in that amount of time? And how come you're so unshaven?! |
| 21 | ->'''Captain Hero:''' Fast-forward button and a lack of personal hygiene. |
| 22 | -->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_oLn4J9hSY Re-imagining]] of ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'''s "Freaks & Greeks" |
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