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3[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
4->''"Words hold power. Those who dwell beside you listen. We hear. We are all watching you, ready to act. Losing your bond should help you remember, have-nots!"''
5-->--- '''Ashen Eyes''' to Stella and Ethan post-reunion, ''Manga/TheAncientMagusBride'' episode 17
6
7->''"What are you so afraid of, Cell? Isn't this what you wanted? I '''warned''' You! I told you what would happen if you [[RageBreakingPoint pushed me too far]], but you didn't listen. You forced me to awaken my hidden power, and now that you've seen it, you're afraid... because you know I'm going to ''destroy'' you."''
8-->-- '''Gohan''' to '''Cell''', ''Anime/DragonBallZ''
9
10->'''Sho:''' I'm never coming home!!\
11'''Sho's mother:''' Fine by me!! I hope you never come back!!
12-->-- ''Manga/DriftingClassroom'', the morning before Sho disappears off the Earth with his classmates.
13
14->The sage cries out.\
15"Open, Gates of heaven. Bless us and bestow miracles upon us!"\
16The sage cries out in regret.\
17"Close, Gates of heaven. Save us from all our sins and evil!'"\
18The curtain closes.\
19The millennium comes to a standstill.\
20Our dreams, our hope... was a forbidden "failure" from the start.\
21The stars fall out of the sky.\
22Space closes up into nothingness.\
23The pathway to the center is shrouded along with our sins.
24-->-- Ending poem of ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight'', describing the magus' quest for the Root
25
26->''"Every wish that does not fit within the bounds of reason inevitably gives birth to some kind of distortion. It is an obvious conclusion that the outcome would be the worst. If you consider that a betrayal, then making wishes is a mistake to begin with."''
27-->-- '''Kyubey''', ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica''
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29
30[[folder:Comic Books]]
31->''"The mortals never understand. They only see the prize. They never think that the price of getting what you want is having what you once wanted."''
32-->-- '''Morpheus''', ''ComicBook/TheSandman1989''
33
34->'''Bystander:''' Good luck! We miss Superman, but we're glad you're taking over for him!\
35'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' ''[...]'' I never thought it would turn out this way... All the time I was Superman's secret emergency-weapon, I eagerly looked forward to the day when I could operate openly! Now that it's finally happened, I -- I feel no happiness at the "glory" that's now... mine...
36-->-- ''ComicBook/TheDeathOfSuperman1961''
37
38->''"So you see, [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara]]... Sometimes, when we get the things we think we want most... they turn out to be a curse rather than a blessing!"''
39-->-- '''Superman''', ''ComicBook/{{Superman}} Vol 1 #282''
40
41->''"I rise and I walk and I work and day by day, [[MerlinSickness I am growing younger]]. So, in the time that remains to me, [[ApocalypticLog I will write the last book that will ever be written]] and tell the story of the world that was. "Be careful what you wish for: it may come true." How I hated that simple-minded aphorism, and now, with ultimate irony, it seems to summarize [[EvilutionaryBiologist my whole life's achievement]]. I wished for a world uncontaminated by [[HumansAreBastards the greed and brutality of man]]. I wished for a world that was the perfect playground of superhuman minds. And see! [[CosmicHorrorStory It has come to pass]]! And here I stand in [[WorldOfChaos this dreadful city of endless night]]. The last man. [[JustBeforeTheEnd The last human being, his wishes fulfilled, watching a black sunset]]."''
42-->-- '''Dr. Michael Peyne,''' extracts from "Seizing The Fire", ''ComicBook/{{Zenith}}''
43
44->''"Okay, here's the thing, you say you want a revolution, but are you ready for the future, friend? Let me tell you what is coming. Panic in the streets. Fire in the sky. Casualties. Agony."''
45-->-- '''Iron Monger''', ''ComicBook/BlackPanther'' 2016
46
47->'''White Witch:''' Don't be so grim, though, sister -- the Legionnaires protected me from the Servants of [[Characters/NewGodsDarkseid Darkness]]? Surely they can prevent your vision from becoming real.\
48'''Dream Girl:''' Maybe -- But this isn't the kind of first mission I wanted as [[ComicBook/LegionOfSuperHeroes Legion]] leader.
49-->-- ''ComicBook/TheGreatDarknessSaga''
50
51->''"Ever since Dick began to suspect that Lena was Supergirl, he's danced only with her! I suppose I should be grateful his suspicions are turned away from me... But I'm not!"''
52-->-- '''Linda Danvers''', ''ComicBook/TheGirlWithTheXRayMind''
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55[[folder:Comic Strips]]
56->'''Donnie:''' If a genie granted you one wish, what would it be?\
57'''Heather:''' I would decline it.\
58'''Donnie:''' Why?\
59'''Heather:''' Genies are notorious for granting your wish in a way that creates some undesirable consequences that completely undermines whatever you asked for.\
60'''Donnie:''' [smitten] You just keep getting better.\
61'''Heather:''' Also, if anyone ever gave me a monkey's paw, I would chuck it into the ocean.
62-->--'''ComicStrip/{{Retail}}''', [[http://retailcomics.com/comic/april-25-2015/ April 25, 2015]]
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64
65[[folder:Fan Works]]
66->'''Shinji:''' Forgive him?! [...] He threw me away for over ten years like I was garbage! He only brought me back because I was "useful to him!" He made me fight or he'd have forced Rei to when she could barely get out of a hospital bed! He made me nearly kill my friend! He forced Asuka into a fight when she could barely synch as bait! And when she was being violated by the 15th Angel, he wouldn't let me save her! He made me sit there and listen while she screamed! [...] He can go to Hell!\
67'''Daniel:''' Be careful what you wish for around here, Shinji. If that's what you want, I can make it happen. I maintain and operate my own Hell, for those truly unworthy or unwilling to seek penance and redemption. And I know of even worse places than that.
68-->-- ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', chapter 22
69
70->'''Rikku:''' (...I'm being princess-carried by Mash... I can die happy...)\
71'''Jack the Ripper:''' ...Oh? You came out here. All right. Hehe... what should we do? One, two, three, lots. Lots.\
72'''Rikku:''' I DON'T WANT TO DIE ''YET''!
73-->-- ''Webcomic/FateGamersOnly''
74
75->'''Ritsuko:''' However she sees it is not really relevant. I do find it ironic that you were so concerned for her having some time off and now it bothers you that after next week she won't be required to pilot again. In essence, you have gotten just what you set out to get.\
76'''Misato:''' Be careful what you wish for, right?
77-->-- ''Fanfic/NeonGenesisEvangelionGenocide''
78
79->'''Shinjiro:''' THAT'S IT! I DEMAND A BADASS ENDING!\
80'''Takaya:''' (''aiming'')\
81'''Shinjiro:''' NOT THIS BADASS!
82-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4239377/1/Persona_Whats_a_persona Persona? What's a persona?]]''
83
84->''"You and the other members of SEELE wanted to shed your bodies and become one with a new god... well, no one ever said that God would be nice or particularly like you and your cronies for your involvement in its birth. I hope you prepared for the eventuality of an eternity being horrifically tortured by your worst nightmares."''
85-->-- '''Black Pharaoh''', ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji''
86
87->''In any case, I ended one day anxious on how my world could possibly be over with a botched surgery... and woke up to the world ending by a botched attempt at saving it.\
88No, that wasn't fair.\
89That was misplaced anger at being helpless while news and radio were alight with how the tallest buildings were crumbling down onto innocent people, bemoaning the fact I couldn't be with my family during this ultimate betrayal. To rescue those in dire straights.\
90To be a hero once more.\
91Balls of fire rained down from the sky like falling stars, streaking through air that seemed to have been made dimmer.\
92Not through the smoke and ash of the burning debris, but by the fact that the world itself seemed to have been overlaid by a cosmic filter. Trees shattered into a shower of splinters, the ground exploded into craters larger than myself, and the people below cried out in fear and pain''.\
93Wish fucking granted Victoria.
94-->-- '''Antares''', ''Fanfic/PointMeAtTheSkyrim''
95
96->''"Be careful what you wish for, Marinette. You wanted Adrien’s life, and now you got it. Both the rise... and the fall."''
97-->-- '''Tikki''', ''Fanfic/KarmicBacklash''
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100[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
101
102->'''Jafar:''' The universe is mine to command!! TO CONTROOOOOOOL!!!!\
103'''Aladdin:''' Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something?\
104'''Jafar:''' Huh?\
105'''Aladdin:''' You wanted to be a genie? You got it!\
106'''Jafar:''' (''golden bracelets appear on his wrists'') [[BigWhat WHAT?!?]]\
107'''Aladdin:''' And everything that goes with it!\
108'''Jafar:''' (''getting sucked into a black lamp'') [[BigNo NO! NOOO!]] ''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!]]''\
109'''Aladdin:''' [[IronicEcho Phenomenal cosmic powers]]... (''Jafar gets [[SealedEvilInACan sealed away]], taking Iago with him'') ...[[MeaningfulEcho itty-bitty living space]].
110-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}''
111
112->'''Joker''': Don't you dare laugh at me!\
113'''Terry''': ''[continues laughing tauntingly at the Joker]'' Why?! I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh!\
114'''Joker''': '''''[[VillainousBreakdown YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!!!]]'''''
115-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker''
116
117->''That was ''two'' wishes. Take your time with the third... or you will ''wish'' that you'd never been born.''
118-->-- '''Jafar''', ''[[WesternAnimation/AladdinTheReturnOfJafar The Return of Jafar]]''
119
120->''I got everything I ever wanted... and it stinks.''
121-->-- '''Scamp''', ''WesternAnimation/LadyAndTheTrampIIScampsAdventure''
122
123->''You got what you wanted!\
124But you lost what you had!''
125-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog'', [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic "Friends on the Other Side"]]
126
127->''See?! [[BewareTheSuperman I finally bought what you've been selling!]]''
128-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SupermanVsTheElite''
129
130->'''Kai''': I took me 500 years to take ''Oogway's'' chi. I will have yours if it takes me 500 ''more!''\
131'''Po''': [[ShutUpHannibal Chitty-chitty-chat-chat...chit-]]''[[ShutUpHannibal chat!]]'' (''Kai charges'') You want my chi so bad? [[GoingToGiveItMoreEnergy Then take it!]]\
132'''Kai''': Yes! The power...is ''mine!'' (''{{Beat}}'') [[OhCrap Wait...no!]] [[PhlebotinumOverload It's too much! IT'S TOO MUCH!]] '''''[[BigNo NO! NOOOOO!!!]]'''''
133-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda3''
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135
136[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
137->''“Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, [[RiverOfInsanity and for my sins, they gave me one]].”''
138-->-- ''Film/ApocalypseNow''
139
140->''"There is no out. There never was. I came here to be at one with nature; well I got what I wanted. Now I have to live with it."''
141-->-- '''Megan''', ''Film/DogSoldiers''
142
143->''Well, it's everything you've ever wanted -- [[ImmortalitySeeker eternal life as part of the One]]. [[AndIMustScream You're not going to like it]].''
144-->-- '''Doctor Strange''', ''Film/{{Doctor Strange|2016}}''
145
146->''Be careful how you wish, for wishes can come true\
147Be sure that every wish you make is one that's right for you\
148So many people find their happiness in dreaming\
149But dreams can fool you, and they very often do\
150Be careful how you wish, remember when you start\
151To only wish for things you really want with all your heart\
152And don't go chasing every rainbow in the blue\
153What more is there to wish than to know that the one that you love loves you''
154-->-- "Be Careful How You Wish", ''Film/TheIncredibleMrLimpet''
155
156->''Well, I believe you may get your headlines, Mr. Ismay.''
157-->--'''Captain Smith''', ''Film/Titanic1997'', upon learning that the ''Titanic'' will sink with room in her lifeboats for barely half those on board.
158
159->'''Wonka:''' Charlie, don't forget about the guy who got everything he wanted.\
160'''Charlie:''' What happened to him?\
161'''Wonka:''' [[SubvertedTrope Well,]] he lived {{happily ever after}}!
162-->-- ''Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory''
163
164->''[During the BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind while David Banner, as Absorbing Man, tries to absorb the Hulk:]''\
165'''David Banner:''' Sleep now, Bruce, and forget forever. Struggle no more... and give me all of your power.\
166'''Bruce Banner:''' You think you can handle it? Take it!\
167''[Snapping back to the real world; as Hulk:]''\
168'''Hulk:''' '''''TAKE IT ALL!!!'''''\
169''[Hulk roars with rage...]''\
170'''David Banner:''' Yes! '''''Yes!'''''\
171''[But Hulk ''keeps roaring''...]''\
172'''David Banner:''' Agghhhh... no! Take it... back! It's not... stopping! '''''TAKE IT BACK!!!'''''
173-->-- ''Film/{{Hulk}}''
174
175->'''Battletrap:''' Someone give me a real fight!\
176'''Optimus Primal:''' ''[catches Battletrap's mace in his hands]'' [[PreAsskickingOneLiner If it's a fight you want... you got one!]]\
177''[cue Optimus Prime leaping in and helping Optimus Primal [[CurbStompBattle effortlessly kill the Terrorcon]]]''
178-->-- ''Film/TransformersRiseOfTheBeasts''
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181[[folder:Literature]]
182->'''Controller Captain:''' I am off this tiresome detail! For capturing one of the [[LaResistance Andalite bandits]], I'll be [[BigBadWannabe Visser Three]]'s new aide.\
183'''Ax:''' <Be careful what you wish for, Yeerk. I've seen the fools who work closely with Visser Three. [[BadBoss I've seen their heads go rolling across the ground when the Visser gets mad]].>
184-->-- ''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #15: The Escape''
185
186->''[[AmbitionIsEvil We are evil, according to your morality]]. We have chosen not to harm you any longer. We are useless, according to your economics. We have chosen not to exploit you any longer. We are dangerous and to be shackled, according to your politics. We have chosen not to endanger you, nor to wear the shackles any longer. We are only an illusion, according to your philosophy. We have chosen not to blind you any longer and have left you free to face reality -- the reality you wanted, the world as you see it now, a world without mind. We have granted you everything you demanded of us.''
187-->-- '''John Galt,''' ''Literature/AtlasShrugged''
188
189->''It was the only thing I ever wanted badly... and when I got it, it turned to dust in my hand.''
190-->-- ''[[Creator/FScottFitzgerald The Beautiful and Damned]]''
191
192->''There are only two kinds of people in the end: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, in the end, '''Thy'' will be done.'."''
193-->-- '''Creator/CSLewis''', ''Literature/TheGreatDivorce''
194
195->I just wanted to warn you about it. It only has a few wishes available per person, and...\
196Let me guess: "Be careful what you wish for because it might not be what you expect?" Bob had a distinct feeling he was being played, and that he knew all the lines to boot.\
197Oh good, you understand. I was just afraid you were like most mor--locals and didn't know about such things. You wouldn't believe how big of a mess they can get themselves into when they don't understand the rules.
198-->-- ''Case Study: How Not To Wish'', a few pages before Bob inadvertently [[BodyHorror merges himself with a girl's vagina]]
199
200->He thought he heard the crow speak to him.\
201"You're [[Creator/EdgarAllanPoe a world-famous writer]] now, Donald," it said, a snap and bite to its eerie voice. "Just as you always wished!"\
202He leaned against the windowpane, icy and dark, and he managed, for a moment, to speak through this child, knowing [[AndIMustScream he would never be able to do so ever again, nor influence his environment or host]].\
203Merely ''suffer.''
204 -->-- ''Franchise/TheCrow: Quoth the Crow''
205
206->[[KarmicTrickster The witch]] cocked its head straight again and narrowed its ancient eyes. "Can you not live [[{{Curse}} as you are now]]?"\
207[[AttentionWhore Darren]] wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. "Live? Call this livin'? [[{{Unperson}} No one even knows I'm alive]]."\
208The witch thought for a moment, the ghost of a smile playing on imperceptibly shrivelling lips. "Then surely, you are free?"\
209Darren snorted, looked away and then back. "Free? To do what? Yeah?"\
210[[TheUnfettered "To do as you please. Without interference. Without impediment. Without judgement or consequence]]." It leaned forward. "Is that not the ultimate goal of those who seek fame and power?"
211-->-- ''Literature/{{Forgotten}},'' by Muriel Gray
212
213->Come in through the gold gates or not at all.\
214Take of my fruit for others, or forbear.\
215For those who steal, or those who climb the wall\
216Shall find their heart's desire and find despair.
217-->-- ''Literature/TheMagiciansNephew''
218
219->'''Thibor Ferenczy:''' You wanted the secrets of [[OurVampiresAreDifferent the Wamphyri]]. Very well, they are yours. For now you are Wamphyri! As [[TheSymbiote he grows within you]], so the knowledge will come. He has [[TheDarkArts arts]] which you will learn together.\
220'''Boris Dragosani:''' What? [[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong My impregnation by a vampire]], ''with'' a vampire, was [[JackassGenie your part of the bargain]]? What the hell was that for a bargain? I wanted knowledge, wanted it now, Thibor! For myself -- not as the black, rotten fruit of some unnatural, unwanted liaison with a damned parasite thing!
221-->-- ''Literature/{{Necroscope}}''
222
223->'''Kristine Kochanski:''' Sometimes having your dreams come true can be the worst thing that can ever happen to you.\
224'''Kryten:''' What do you mean?\
225'''Kristine Kochanski:''' I read an article once about people who were blind from childhood who'd had their sight restored. All their lives, they'd dreamt about being able to see, but after they'd had the operation, you know what a lot of them did?\
226'''Kryten:''' What?\
227'''Kristine Kochanski:''' They committed suicide.\
228'''Kryten:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, nice story. Walt Disney could have used a story like that]].\
229'''Kristine Kochanski:''' The point I'm making, Kryten, is that restoring their sight wasn't the panacea for their problems. And becoming human isn't going to solve yours.
230-->-- ''Literature/RedDwarf: Last Human''
231
232->But it was too late. Frili was speaking into the [[ArtifactOfDoom Thing®]]. "My ankle hurts," he said, "and ''nothing'' else."\
233Instantly it was true to say that Frili's ankle no longer hurt. At the same instant, it was the case that ''something else'' was true. The something else was [[CruelAndUnusualDeath hideous, ghastly, and -- over a period of thirty seconds or so -- fatal]] to the gasping, writhing dwarf.\
234[[GoryDiscretionShot It was unspeakable]].\
235[[StunnedSilence The group was silent for many minutes]].\
236"Nobody," said Bingo fiercely, snatching the Thing® from Frili's cold and deformed hand, "is to use this device any more. Do we understand one another? Is it understood?"
237-->-- ''The Soddit''
238
239->'''Rune Haako''': Stop! Enough! We ''surrender'', do you understand? You can't just ''kill'' us--\
240'''Darth Vader''': Can't I?\
241'''Rune Haako''': We're unarmed! We surrender! Please--please, you're a ''Jedi''!\
242'''Darth Vader''': You just fought a war to destroy the Jedi. [[PreMortemOneLiner Congratulations on your success]].
243-->-- ''Franchise/StarWars: Literature/RevengeOfTheSith''
244
245->There was an old proverb his grandfather had taught him when he'd been a boy: "Take care what you wish for, Tenn -- you might get it." Now he understood exactly what that meant. He had wanted to fire [[ConvergingStreamWeapon the big gun]], and he had gotten to do just that. The only man in the galaxy who had shot it for real, at [[EarthShatteringKaboom real targets]], and look what it had brought him: [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone misery beyond his ugliest dreams]].
246-->-- '''Tenn Graneet''', ''Franchise/StarWars: Literature/DeathStar''
247
248->'''Cersei''': When will I wed the Prince?\
249'''Maggy''': Never. You will wed the King.\
250'''Cersei''': I will be queen, though?\
251'''Maggy''': Aye. Queen you shall be ... until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all you hold dear. [...] And when your tears have drowned you, the ''valonqar'' shall wrap his hands about your pale white throat and choke the life from you.
252-->--''Literature/AFeastForCrows''
253
254->''I thought I'd give anything to be [[OurMagesAreDifferent a worker]], but somehow this feels like a hideous violation of my childhood fantasy. ''
255->[[IronicEcho What's the point of pretending to be anything less than the most talented practitioner of the very rarest curses?]]'' Except, I guess I'm not pretending anymore.''
256-->--''[[Literature/TheCurseWorkers White Cat]]''
257
258->''There's no need to be afraid, Verus. I looked into your memories, and is this exactly what you always wanted? To be powerful enough that you needn't be afraid anymore? Soon, you'll be the most powerful mage in the world. Well, [[GrandTheftMe it won't exactly be]] ''[[GrandTheftMe you]].'' But you'll still be in there, [[AndIMustScream watching everything that happens]].''
259-->--[[spoiler: '''Abithriax,''']] ''[[Literature/AlexVerus Fated]]''
260[[/folder]]
261
262[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
263->'''Ophelia:''' I gave everyone what they wanted. What's wrong with that?\
264'''Daisy:''' Because sometimes what people ''want'' isn't what they ''need''.
265-->-- ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD''
266
267->''Once, long ago, a fisherman caught a magic haddock. The haddock offered him three wishes in return for its life. The fisherman said, "I'd like for my son to come home from the war. And a hundred pieces of gold." The problem is that magic haddock, like robots, don't think like people. The fisherman's son came home from the war, in a coffin. And the king sent a hundred gold pieces in recognition of his heroic death. The fisherman had one wish left. What do you think he wished for? Some people say he should have wished for an infinite series of wishes, but if your city proves anything, it is that granting all your wishes is not a good idea. [...] In fact, the fisherman wished he hadn't wished the first two wishes.''
268-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho''
269
270->''[[TranquilFury He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing.]] The fury of the Time Lord. And then we discovered why, why this Doctor who'd fought with gods and demons, why he'd run away from us and hidden. [[BewareTheNiceOnes He was being kind.]] He wrapped my father in unbreakable chains forged in the heart of a dwarf star. He tricked my mother into the event horizon of a collapsing galaxy, to be imprisoned there... forever. He still visits my sister, once a year, every year. I wonder if one day he might forgive her, but there she is, can you see her? He trapped her inside a mirror. Every mirror. [[FridgeHorror If ever you look at your reflection and see something move behind you, just for a second, that's her. That's always her.]] As for me, I was suspended in time and the Doctor [[ScaryScarecrows put me to work standing over the fields of England as their protector]]. [[ImmortalitySeeker We wanted to live forever.]] [[WhoWantsToLiveForever So the Doctor made sure that]] [[AndIMustScream we did]].''
271-->-- '''Son of Mine''', ''Series/DoctorWho''
272
273-> Everyone wants to know their future... until they know their future.
274-->-- '''Maggy the Frog''' warning Cersei why she wouldn’t want to learn what her future has in store for her,''Series/GameOfThrones''
275
276->'''Viserys Targaryen:''' Will I be remembered as a good King?\
277'''Lyonel Strong:''' Your Grace?\
278'''Viserys Targaryen:''' What will they say of me, when the histories are written? I have neither fought nor conquered, nor suffered any great defeat.\
279'''Lyonel Strong:''' Well, some might call that good fortune.\
280'''Viserys Targaryen:''' Hardly makes a good song, though, does it. To be sung at feasts in a hundred years, or five hundred...\
281'''Lyonel Strong:''' You have carried King Jaehaerys's legacy and kept the Realm strong. Is that not better? To have lived in peace than to have songs sung after you are dead?\
282'''Viserys Targaryen:''' Perhaps. But...there is a part of me that wishes I had been tested. I often think that, in the crucible, I might have been forged a different man.\
283'''Lyonel Strong:''' Many that are tested only wish to have been spared it.\
284'''Viserys Targaryen:''' ::sighs:: Perhaps it's better not to know...::drifts off to sleep::
285-->-- ''Series/HouseOfTheDragon''
286
287->'''Roger:''' My mother always said, "Be careful what you wish for, because you'll get it. And then people get jealous, and try and take it away from you."\
288'''Don:''' I don't think that's how that goes...
289-->-- ''Series/MadMen''
290
291->''Stonn. [[BitchInSheepsClothing She]] is yours. After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.''
292-->-- '''Spock''', ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries''
293
294->"When I was a kid I dreamed of outer space. And then I got here, I dream of Earth. Lately none of my dreams work."
295-->-- '''John Crichton''', ''Series/{{Farscape}}'', "Dog With Two Bones"
296
297[[/folder]]
298
299[[folder:Music]]
300->''You'd better watch out\
301Oh, what you wish for\
302It'd better be worth it\
303So much to die for''
304-->-- '''Music/{{Hole}}''', "Celebrity Skin"
305
306->''When all of your wishes are granted\
307many of your dreams will be destroyed''
308-->-- '''Music/MarilynManson''', "The Man That You Fear"
309
310->''Now I can say when you want to be the one\
311What you start to realize is\
312You're the ''only'' one''
313-->-- '''Music/TheMegas''', "History Repeating Pt. 1"
314
315->''Careful what you wish\
316Careful what you say\
317Careful what you wish\
318You may regret it\
319Careful what you wish\
320You just might get it''
321-->-- '''Music/{{Metallica}}''', "King Nothing"
322
323->''Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you just might get it\
324You just might get it\
325You just might ''get it'' (get it).''
326-->-- '''The Music/PussycatDolls''', "When I Grow Up"
327
328->''Watch out!\
329You might get what you're after!''
330-->-- '''Music/TalkingHeads''', "Burning Down the House"
331
332->'''Harold:''' He is in a tire somewhere in West Virginia, he got his wish.\
333'''Don:''' Well it just goes to show you, be careful what you ask for, because you'll might get it, it could be trouble\
334'''Harold:''' I'm asking for a good show
335-->-- '''Music/TheStatlerBrothers''' "The Statler Brothers Show"
336[[/folder]]
337
338[[folder:Radio]]
339->'''Julius Caesar:''' Brutus, why does this [brown-nosing minstrel] follow such a profession?\
340'''Brutus:''' For money, Caesar. He tells me he wants to die rich.\
341'''Julius Caesar:''' And so he shall. Give him this sack of gold and then strangle him.
342-->-- ''Radio/TheGoonShow'', "The Histories of Pliny the Elder"
343[[/folder]]
344
345[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
346->[[ArtifactOfDoom It]] offers you what you want, not what you need.
347-->-- ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', [[https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=376408 "Mirari"]]
348
349->An Ork with dreams of finding a shortcut to power will sometimes make the terrible mistake of volunteering to be a [[MiniMecha Deff Dread]] pilot. He believes that once he is in control of an enormous metal machine bristling with the deadliest of weaponry, nothing can stand in the way of his ambitions. However, they soon find out that the disadvantage to being [[ManInTheMachine permanently wired into an enclosed metal can]] is [[ShapedLikeItself being permanently wired into an enclosed metal can]]. This tends to drive the new pilot a bit crazy, and hence new Deff Dreads need "runnin' in," often at the expense of nearby buildings.
350-->-- ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000: Codex -- Orks (4th ed)''
351
352->What happens when a [[{{Delinquents}} local teen miscreant]] starts getting straight A's and joins the swim team, all because his parents wished it -- and as a result, he's [[EmptyShell some kind of automaton]]? Or when an overweight woman wishes she could lose weight, and wakes up at [[NothingButSkinAndBones a dangerously low 90 pounds]] and goes into insulin shock? Or anybody who goes into the local library finds their voices stolen, because the librarian wished that everybody would just ''be quiet?'' [[FountainOfYouth Old people become young again]], but are still afflicted with things like arthritis, cancer or Alzheimer's. Or [[WeatherDissonance a blizzard strikes in June, or it becomes a blistering 100 degrees]] because someone wished for a change of seasons.
353-->-- "The Swimming Hole," ''[[TabletopGame/NewWorldOfDarkness Mysterious Places]]''
354
355->[[VampireVannabe You look like a vampire, you dress like a vampire, you act like a vampire, you immerse yourself in vampire chic]]. And now I've introduced you to a vampire -- a real, dead vampire. Don't you want to be a vampire, just like me? Oh sure, there are "real" vampires, honey -- or at least, the kind you'd ''call'' real, the kind you ape in your condescending pretentiousness: art-fag Toreador, too-rich-for-your-blood Ventrue, ''[[Film/TheLostBoys Lost Boys]]''- wannabe [[ProudWarriorRace Brujah]] -- the beautiful people. But they don't want you. They've got more important people to suck. Nope, you're getting a [[PunishedWithUgly one-way ticket to hell]] courtesy of [[LooksLikeOrlok Clan Nosferatu]].
356-->-- ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade -- Clanbook: Nosferatu''
357
358->"So, the knowledge I wished for is mine at last, as is the immortality. This is what I should have learned even before I became a magus. The experience I have denied myself, I am now forced to endure for eternity: [[PhantomZonePicture I am everyone's reflection]], [[WhoWantsToLiveForever doomed to live a hundred thousand lives and more]] -- [[AndIMustScream a hundred thousand miseries]] -- doomed to learn and never to know."\
359"Oh yes," says the demon in my head again. "You will wish you could step out of the mirror; [[DrivenToSuicide you may even beg for death's]] [[MercyKill compassionate release]] -- [[JackassGenie but I grant no wishes this side of the glass]]."
360-->-- ''[[TabletopGame/MageTheAscension Mage: The Sorcerer's Crusade]] Companion''
361
362->"The TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons community was plagued with a common archetype: The Drow Ranger. People who read ''Literature/TheLegendOfDrizzt'' made their own Drizzt clone. It got so bad that it seeped into other games, too. For years this thing plagued us and we wished for nothing more than for something ''besides'' the Legend of Drizzt to introduce people to the TTRPG hobby. And then along came ''WebVideo/CriticalRole''. We got our wish... oh boy did we ''ever'' get our wish. We don't have to deal with Drizzt clones. Instead? We're dealing with Grog and Jester clones."
363-->-- A post with regards to the popularity of ''WebVideo/CriticalRole''.
364[[/folder]]
365
366[[folder:Theatre]]
367->''I wish, more than anything, more than life...''
368-->-- Everyone from ''Theatre/IntoTheWoods'', generally right before it goes FromBadToWorse
369
370->''Wishes come true, not free.''
371-->-- Everyone from ''Theatre/IntoTheWoods'', once they've learned their lessons
372
373->''"I remember having read somewhere, in some strange book, that when the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers."''
374-->-- '''Sir Robert Chiltern''', ''Theatre/AnIdealHusband''
375
376->''"Never pray for death, never pray for death,\
377He is here all too soon.\
378He strikes from the clear sky like a hawk,\
379He hides behind green leaves, or he waits \
380Around the corner of the wall.\
381O never pray for death, never pray for death— \
382Because that prayer will be answered."''
383-->-- '''[[GreekChorus Second Chorus Woman,]]''' ''Theatre/{{Medea}}''
384[[/folder]]
385
386[[folder:Video Games]]
387->''Now I need to reconstruct my life. My life without [[GuardianEntity Aiden]]. For as long as I can remember, I dreamt of living without him. Untied... without his constant presence by my side. I got what I wanted. I've never been so unhappy in my life. I feel like... a part of me has been amputated. I'm crying all day. I know it's stupid. Shit... I miss him so much.''
388-->-- '''Jodie Holmes''', ''VideoGame/BeyondTwoSouls''
389
390->''You wanted into the Fade?''
391-->-- '''The Inquisitor''' to Corypheus, ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''
392
393->''I didn't care if I was in Heaven or Hell -- [[VengefulGhost all I wanted was to kill my assassins]]. Sometimes you get what you wish for. The Necromancer Mortanius [[DealWithTheDevil offered me a chance for vengeance]], and like a fool, I jumped at his offer without considering [[OurVampiresAreDifferent the cost]].\
394Nothing is free... not even revenge.''
395-->-- '''Kain,''' ''VideoGame/BloodOmenLegacyOfKain''
396
397->''I'm gonna get stronger. ...I'm gonna get so strong even Dragos won't stand a chance against me!''
398-->-- '''Claus''', ''VideoGame/Mother3,'' [[spoiler: before being turned into an unfeeling killer cyborg]]
399
400->An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path, right? He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: "Now your ''third'' wish. What will it be?"\
401"Third wish?" The man was baffled. "How can it be a third wish if I haven't had a first and second wish?"\
402"You've had two wishes already," the hag said, "but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That's why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes." She cackled at the poor berk. "So it is that you have one wish left."\
403"All right," said the man, "I don't believe this, but there's no harm in wishing. I wish to know who I am."\
404"Funny," said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. "That was your first wish."
405-->-- '''Morte''' telling a story in the Brothel of Slaking Intellectual Lusts, ''VideoGame/PlanescapeTorment''
406
407->'''Sub-Zero:''' I seek a worthy kombatant.\
408'''Superman:''' Careful what you wish for.\
409'''Sub-Zero:''' You have yet to prove yourself.
410-->--''VideoGame/Injustice2''
411
412->'''Norman Osborn:''' Please... Just give me back my son.\
413'''Venom:''' We ''ARE'' your son! ''Look at us!'' We are healthy, strong. This is what you wanted. Isn't it?
414-->--''VideoGame/MarvelsSpiderMan2''
415
416->''I got precisely what [[DealWithTheDevil He promised me]]. Nothing more, nothing less. Fortune, wealth -- a second chance at happiness. Yet... No matter how big the ballroom, how glorious the dresses... I found myself feeling out of place. None of it came close to [[TheLostLenore what I sacrificed]], it all felt... Vapid... Worthless... Far from what I truly wanted...''
417-->--'''Elise die Heilige (née Liedl)''', ''VideoGame/LittleGoodyTwoShoes''
418[[/folder]]
419
420[[folder:Webcomics]]
421->''Sometimes the most sadistic thing the DM can do to is to let the players have their own way.''
422-->-- ''Webcomic/DMOfTheRings''
423
424->'''Parson:''' What's the lesson here? "Be careful what you wish for?" This isn't what I wished for!\
425'''Wanda:''' Ha! You didn't wish for this world, Parson Gotti. [[SummonEverymanHero It wished]] [[CosmicPlaything for you.]]
426-->-- ''{{Webcomic/Erfworld}}''
427
428->''"I don't know why you'd be unhappy. This is what you wanted. This is what we fought over. [...] Well, you win. Now you get dozens and hundreds of animals, all ready to join the [[ZombieAdvocate ECP]]. [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You just can't bring yourself to turn them down, no matter how much it costs, because you think there's always more]]. [...] I'm bankrupting you, Mr. Milton. The ECP is already on shaky ground, [[SamaritanSyndrome but you'll rescue everyone]]. And waste every cent doing it."''
429-->-- '''Herman Steward''', ''Webcomic/{{Housepets}}''
430
431->'''Tarquin:''' I swear, Nale, I don't even know what you want from me anymore.\
432'''Nale:''' NOTHING! I want NOTHING from you! I am my own man, not some cog in your latest oh-so-clever scheme! I don't want your nepotism or your charity or your pity! I want NOTHING!\
433'''Tarquin:''' Is that really how you feel?\
434'''Nale:''' YES!\
435'''Tarquin:''' (''sigh'') As you wish, Son. (''[[OffingTheOffspring stabs him]]'') What did you think the price for killing my best friend was going to be? Really, Nale, you would have been dead years ago if it weren't for my protection.
436-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick,'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0913.html chapter 913]]
437
438->''"Now normally I hate victim blaming. But when you LITERALLY asked for it, well..."''
439-->-- '''Noah''', ''Webcomic/EnnuiGo'', "[[http://ennuigo.thecomicseries.com/comics/55/ The Penetrat-her]]" (NSFW)
440[[/folder]]
441
442[[folder:Web Original]]
443->There are two main types of MMO. In Player vs. Environment (PVE), everyone's in it together fighting the monsters, and in Player vs. Player (PVP), you can kill each other...because everyone thinks they're going to be Film/MadMax instead of the guy who tries to catch the razor boomerang.\
444Angwe taught them the error of their ways. He was like dropping Libertarians into Somalia: the embodiment of everything they claimed to want, and it was killing them. He camped a bottlenecked route to Menethil Harbor, the only path to a couple of mid-level Alliance destinations, and murdered every single person who passed every single time they tried.\
445There was more online rage against Angwe than against everyone else [[GodwinsLaw who's ever been compared to Hitler combined]]. There is no body part he hasn't been accused of sucking, eating, being or enjoying his mother's. He received death threats, but ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' death threats are less worrying than fireballs, which can at least pretend to hurt something. Angwe even had an Alliance account so he could listen to his victims, and in an act of combat dickery worthy of the U.S. Army Psychological Ops division [[HiddenInPlainSight it was called "Angwespy."]]\
446He was the incarnation of Player vs. Player. People asked if he ever worked. Some wondered if he even ''slept''. They wrote entire [=FAQs=] on how to get past him involving teleportation stones, clone characters and leaping from the boat and swimming along the shore instead of going through the port. Players regularly went through more hassle to get past Angwe than real people did to get into America. He was less a dick than a force of nature, a landscape-altering dick deforming the entire world like Zeus or Odin. Beating him was an achievement back before that was a thing.
447-->-- '''Luke [=McKinney=]''', ''Website/{{Cracked}}'', "[[https://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-elaborate-dick-moves-in-online-gaming-history The 7 Most Elaborate Dick Moves in Online Gaming History]]"
448
449->'''Sephiroth:''' Before I leave, there is something I must tell you.\
450'''Cloud:''' Oh good, you're gonna apologize! Well, I acc-\
451'''Sephiroth:''' I murdered your mother, Cloud.\
452'''Cloud:''' ...Excuse me?\
453'''Sephiroth:''' You admired me so much, and now you've experienced the pain I've felt for so long. We finally have something in common. Isn't that what you've always wanted? [[PunctuatedForEmphasis To be just. Like. ME?]]
454-->-- ''WebAnimation/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged''
455
456->''[[MegatonPunch Go die in NEW JERSEY!]]''
457-->-- '''Karl''', ''WebOriginal/LawOfTalos''
458
459->''So she sat there and started crying about how messed up she was and how she had promised to stop using and now she was with me gettin' high and how she wished that she was dead. And I thought "well..."''
460-->-- '''[[SerialKiller Joel]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGP6AWBN3Mw&feature=related "Rifkin"]]
461
462->'''Tumblr user:''' So when is [[Creator/MarvelComics Marvel]] going to turn you lose on [[ComicBook/DoctorStrange Dr. Strange]] and the magical end of the MU? I'd love to see you take a shot at Defenders or even a Strange solo.\
463'''Creator/KieronGillen:''' When friends and I are making jokes on twitter about a [[MediaNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks 90s-style reboot]] of Strange involving him wielding a [[{{BFG}} cannon]] called DOCTOR STRANGE: SORCERER EXTREME, it’s probably the wrong day for this question.
464-->-- ''Website/{{Tumblr}}''
465
466-> And the world seems to hold its breath as it faces the horror of ''getting'' what they asked for: [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} someone]] with unstoppable power who will destroy all forms of terror -- and realized that anything like that is itself terrifying.
467-->-- ''Website/SfDebris'', ''WesternAnimation/SupermanVsTheElite''
468[[/folder]]
469
470[[folder:Western Animation]]
471->''You see, Jake, there's rules to this stuff, wishing an event to be changes elements before ''and'' after it. [[RetGone Memories will be destroyed, babies will not be born,]] ''potential worlds could be evaporated by your wish!
472-->-- '''Prismo''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''
473
474->''Red not like Terrance words. Red not ''mean'' like Terrance. Red not ''bad'' like Terrance. RED NICE GUY! But if you want Red to be bad... let Red START... [[TheDogBitesBack with]] ''TERRANCE!!
475-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends''
476
477->'''Bill:''' I wish I had a son that kicked me in the nuts.\
478''(Dale [[GroinAttack kicks Bill in the nuts]])''\
479'''Dale:''' Be careful what you wish for!
480-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill''
481
482->''Don't wish for elephants unless you own a zoo,\
483'Cause wishes have a way of coming true!''
484-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MuppetBabies''
485
486->''I wanted all the attention, and instead it was going to you! I even started hoping that you would do something silly, so your modeling career would be over, but ''then'', when it started ''happening'', all I could think was, how could I want you to fail at something you love so much?''
487-->-- '''Rarity''' to Fluttershy, ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
488
489->''You finally have everything you ever wanted. Call me when you get over it.''
490-->-- '''Stacy Hirano''' to Candace Flynn, ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "Phineas and Ferb Get Busted"
491
492->'''Splinter:''' Do you think Timothy is happy with his new state of being?\
493'''Leonardo:''' Seems that way. He wanted to be a mutant and he got his wish.
494-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|2012}}''
495
496->''"I... vote for Sierra. She's like the stalker girlfriend I always thought I wanted... until I ''got'' one!"''
497-->-- '''Cody Anderson''', ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Total Drama World Tour]]'', "[[Recap/TotalDramaTheAmAhZonRace The Am-AH-Zon Race]]"
498
499->'''Bart Simpson:''' I'll admit, I did make a voodoo doll of Mrs. Trunch. But I just asked for a stomach ache, not a baby!
500->'''Principal Skinner:''' Classic wishmaker's mistake: vague language.
501-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
502[[/folder]]
503
504[[folder:Real Life]]
505->''The desired outcome may not be as desirable once it has been attained.''
506-->-- '''Wiktionary''' [[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/be_careful_what_you_wish_for definition of the phrase]]
507
508->''Your typical [[Creator/HPLovecraft Lovecraftian]] protagonist is the scholar who seeks to touch the face of God... and having succeeded, becomes desperate to forget the existence of his own hands.''
509-->-- '''Zack Hanlon'''
510
511->''Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.''
512-->-- '''Creator/HLMencken''', "A Few Pages of Notes", in ''The Smart Set'' (January 1915)
513
514->''There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers.''
515-->-- attributed to St. Teresa of Avila in ''Answered Prayers'' by Creator/TrumanCapote
516
517-> ''"The worst punishment for an idiot is to give them what they want."''
518-->-- Italian saying.
519[[/folder]]
520

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