Line #1 Quotes/BadassLongcoat


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4	->'''Wee Hughie:''' You know, I've been meanin' to ask why youz all wear these...
5	->'''Billy Butcher:''' It's so we look like a packa scary hard fuckin' bastards, mate. Think it's workin' yet? D'you feel harder an' scarier?
6	->'''Hughie:''' Well I definitely feel a bit taller...
7	->'''Butcher:''' There you go. Next time we get in a barney, Hughie, just twat anything not wearin' a black overcoat. You'd be amazed how many times that's saved the day.
8	-->--''ComicBook/TheBoys''
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10	->''When in doubt, fuck up any cunt not wearin' a coat.''
11	-->-- '''Billy Butcher''', ''ComicBook/TheBoys''
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13	->'''Constantine:''' Just what the world's been waiting for. The Charge of the TrenchcoatBrigade.\
14	'''The Stranger:''' I ''heard'' that, John Constantine.
15	-->-- ''ComicBook/TheBooksOfMagic''
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17	->''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner Now that is one fine coat you're wearing there.]]''
18	-->-- '''Marv''''s CatchPhrase, ''ComicBook/SinCity''
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22	[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]
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24	->'''Wraith:''' I ain't Bradley, Victor. And your creepy black coat don't scare me.\
25	'''Creed:''' Really? Worked on Dukes.
26	-->-- ''Film/XMenOriginsWolverine''
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30	[[folder:Literature]]
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32	->At the costumiers, I bought my coat. It was an excellent coat. It was long, grey, suspiciously blotched, smelt faintly of dust and old curries, went all the way down to my knees and overhung my wrists even when I stretched out my arms. It had big, smelly pockets, crunchy with crumbs, it boasted the remnants of a waterproof sheen, was missing a few buttons, and had once been beige. It was the coat that detectives down the ages had worn while trailing a beautiful, dangerous blonde suspect in the rain, [[BeneathNotice the coat that no-one noticed, shapeless, bland and grey]] - it suited my purpose perfectly.
33	-->-- ''[[Literature/MatthewSwift A Madness Of Angels]]''
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35	->She wore her ruffianly greatcoat, caped and cuffed and quite staggeringly heavy, of moleish dusky wool, with rather fewer silver buttons than designed. It hung to her heels. With the wooden spoon she brandished, striding and swirling, it gave rather a Dulle Griet air of absurd panache, of rag-and-bone fantastical swagger: ''so boldly did I fight, me boys, although I'm but a wench.''
36	-->-- ''Literature/{{Moonwise}}''
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40	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
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42	->'''Doyle:''' He likes playing the hero. Walking off into the dark, his long coat flowing behind him in that mysterious and attractive way.\
43	'''Cordelia:''' Is this a private moment? 'Cause I could leave you alone.\
44	'''Doyle:''' I'm not saying I'm attracted.... [-[[HoYay Maybe I'm a little attracted.]]-]
45	-->-- ''Series/{{Angel}}''
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47	->'''Spike:''' You have no idea what I had to go through to get this jacket.\
48	'''Angel:''' You stripped it off the body of a dead Slayer.\
49	'''Spike:''' Which gives it great sentimental value.
50	-->-- ''Series/{{Angel}}'', "The Girl in Question"
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52	->'''Boy:''' So when am I gonna meet the Equalizer? You told me I was gonna see him.\
53	'''Harley Gage:''' Will you get off this Equalizer kick for me. That's all you ever talk about. What's he got that I haven't got?\
54	'''Boy:''' A trench coat.
55	-->-- ''Series/TheEqualizer''
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57	->''It's a duster. It's like a jacket, only longer, thicker and far more bad-ass!''
58	-->-- '''Mac''', ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'', "The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation"
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60	->'''John:''' Oh please, can we not do this, this time.\
61	'''Sherlock:''' Do what?\
62	'''John:''' [[LampshadeHanging You being all mysterious with your... cheekbones and turning your coat collar up so you look cool.]]\
63	'''Sherlock:''' ...I don't do that.\
64	'''John:''' Yeah you do.
65	-->-- ''Series/{{Sherlock}}''
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69	[[folder:Video Games]]
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71	->''I do not expect you to perform as well as Agent Hermann, but the mission will require us to do more than frighten the NSF with our baggy coats that make us look bigger than we really are.''
72	-->-- '''Anna Navarre''', ''VideoGame/DeusEx''
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74	->''I think I got blood on my coat...''
75	-->-- '''Varric''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''
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77	->''Handcrafted outerlayer. Warm, tough, and tells Wolves — and everyone else — you are not to be trifled with.''
78	-->-- Wolfskin Coat item description, ''VideoGame/TheLongDark''
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82	[[folder:Web Original]]
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84	->'''Player:''' You're not ''better'' than us!\
85	'''Kirito:''' My sweet-ass coat begs to differ.\
86	'''Player:''' [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Damn, he's got us there...]]
87	-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
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89	->'''Yami''': Now, Kaiba. Feel the wrath of [[AnimeHair my pointy hair!]]\
90	'''Kaiba''': Your pointy hair is no match for my coat-tail of doom!\
91	'''Yami''': Urgh!
92	-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
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94	->''Put on a trenchcoat and fight some conspiracies...''
95	-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]''''s [[WithLyrics lyrics]] to the ''VideoGame/DeusEx'' theme
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97	->'''Kyle''': Wait! Get me a trenchcoat.
98	->'''Ethan''': Black?
99	->'''Kyle''': Does [[DuelingHackers this]] look like a ''tan'' trenchcoat situation to you?
100	-->--''WebVideo/DoorMonster'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTwCtQIEswM Hacker Fight]].
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