Line #24 Quotes/Awesomemccoolname


1	->''Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch...\
2	But, you mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear\
3	But when you say it, you mustn't fear\
4	Because his name can be said by anyone!''
5	-->-- '''Max Power (aka Homer)'''[[note]]He got it from a hairdryer[[/note]], ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
6
7	->''"Buck Plankchest!"\
8	"Stump Chunkman!"\
9	"Dirk Hardpec!"\
10	"Rip Steakface!"\
11	"Slate Slabrock!"\
12	"Blast Hardcheese!"\
13	"Crud Bonemeal!"''
14	-->-- The cast of ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' having a grand time with ''Film/SpaceMutiny''
15
16	->'''Zeus Carver:''' Why you keep calling me Jesús? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?\
17	'''John [=McClane=]:''' Guy back there called you Jesús.\
18	'''Zeus Carver:''' He didn't say Jesús. He said, "''Hey'', Zeus!" My name is Zeus.\
19	'''John [=McClane=]:''' Zeus?\
20	'''Zeus Carver:''' Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mount Olympus? "Don't-fuck-with-me-or-I'll-shove-a-lightning-bolt-up-your-ass" Zeus! You got a problem with that?\
21	'''John [=McClane=]:''' No, I don't have a problem with that.
22	-->-- ''Film/DieHardWithAVengeance''
23
24	->'''UsefulNotes/{{Japan}}:''' Hi, China.
25	->'''UsefulNotes/{{China}}:''' Hi, dipshit.
26	->'''Japan:''' Can you call us something else, other than "[[EmbarrassingNickname dipshit]]"?
27	->'''China:''' Like what?
28	->'''Japan:''' How about "Sunrise Land"?
29	-->-- ''WebVideo/HistoryOfJapan'', by bill wurtz
30
31	->''Kick Buttowski! Nah Nah Nah! Kick Buttowski! Buttowski!''
32	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KickButtowskiSuburbanDaredevil'' ThemeSong
33
34	->''Max Payne. [[BaddieFlattery I envy your name.]]''
35	-->-- '''Frank "The Bat" Niagra''', ''VideoGame/MaxPayne''
36
37	->''Thomas Ian Griffith plays Chicago cop Jack Wild. (Of course he fucking does.)''
38	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''', on ''Crackerjack''
39
40	->''I would just like to point out that I'm changing my name to Awesome [=McBadass=] PowerFist.''
41	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]'''
42
43	->'''Zoltan' is a common Hungarian name, it’s my wife’s maiden name and most importantly, it’s the name of Dracula’s dog.''
44	-->-- '''[[Creator/PennAndTeller Penn Jilette]]''' on his son's name.
45
46	->'''Jack:''' ..."Shoot Gunner"? ''Really?''\
47	'''GG:''' Who translated this game? [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Roxy Lalonde]]?\
48	'''Vivian:''' ...Maybe he's related to Stab Swordo?
49	-->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''
50
51	->''"Very few people are likely to dispute the fact that Warhawk Tanzania, star of the absolutely stupefying ''Devil's Express'', has one of the greatest names of all time."''
52	-->-- ''[[http://www.mondo-digital.com/forcefour.html Mondo Digital]]''
53
54	->''In 1980, the New York Islanders traded Billy Harris and Dave Lewis to the Kings for center Butch Goring, a move that to this day is referred to as the “gold standard” of trade deadline deals. I mean... it’s the name, right? “Butch Goring.” That’s pretty badass. It sounds like a name George Carlin would have made up for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPDuYXGAuBw&t=1m25s his NRA bit]]. So I’m going to assume that’s why we’re all still raving about a trade involving a solid but not especially spectacular veteran. (...) Would we remember this deal as fondly if his name had been [[UnfortunateNames Percival Cuddlepants]]? Probably not.''
55	-->-- '''Sean [=McIndoe=]''', "[[http://grantland.com/the-triangle/dos-and-donts-of-the-nhl-trade-deadline/ Dos and Don'ts of the NHL Trade Deadline]]"
56
57	->'''[[Webcomic/PennyArcade Mike]]:''' [''naming his new D&D character''] Jim Darkmagic.\
58	'''[[Webcomic/PvP Scott]]:''' What? Why don't you just name yourself Chet Awesomelaser?
59	-->-- ''WebVideo/AcquisitionsIncorporated''
60
61	->'''Creator/RiderStrong''' [[Website/{{Twitter}} ‏[=@RiderStrong=]]] Really great parents
62	->RT @'''[=RachelTacker=]'''': Shawn's name from Series/BoyMeetsWorld is Rider Strong...
63	->Who would name their child that -- #thinkaboutit
64
65	->''"The second [woman] wanted to be called Nuée Duskrose--she might as well have carried a sign: NOT MY REAL NAME."''
66	-->--'''Mehitabel Parr''', ''[[Literature/DoctrineOfLabyrinths The Mirador]]''
67
68	->'''Deadpool''': ''[as a teenager walks up to join Colossus]'' And you are...?\
69	'''Teenager:''' Negasonic Teenage Warhead.\
70	'''Deadpool:''' Negasonic Teenage... What the ''shit?!'' That is the coolest name ''ever''!
71	-->-- ''Film/Deadpool2016''
72
73	->Normally, I'd have something mean to say about this movie since it's not that great and from a time where anything that didn't give your mule a disease was considered funny. But ''Film/BringingUpBaby'' was written by a guy named '''Hagar Wilde''', and I'm not crazy enough to fuck with a guy named something that badass even if he is like 211 years old by now.
74	-->--Creator/{{Seanbaby}}, ''The Internet Film Laser Squad's 100 Funniest Movies''
75
76	->'''Joe:''' Here are your names... ''(pointing to each respective member)'' [[ColorfulThemeNaming Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.]]
77	->'''Mr. Pink:''' Why am I Mr. Pink?
78	->'''Joe:''' Because, you're a faggot, alright?!
79	->'''Mr. Pink:''' Why can't we pick our own colors?
80	->'''Joe:''' No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. [[LawOfChromaticSuperiority You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black]], but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
81	->'''Mr. Brown:''' Yeah, but Mr. Brown? That's a little too close to Mr. Shit.
82	->'''Mr. Pink:''' Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How 'bout if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.
83	->'''Joe:''' You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. You're Mr. PINK!
84	->'''Mr. White:''' Who cares what your name is?
85	->'''Mr. Pink:''' Yeah, that's easy for your to say, you're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name. Alright look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?
86	->'''Joe:''' Hey! Nobody's trading with anybody. This ain't a goddamn, fucking city council meeting, you know. Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?
87	->'''Mr. Pink:''' Jesus Christ, Joe, fucking forget about it. It's beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.
88	-->-- ''Film/ReservoirDogs''
89
90	->''"Tiberius [=McBoss=]. If that doesn't get you into the Academy of Manly Bastards, nothing will."''
91	-->-- ''WebVideo/JackSepticEye'', ''VideoGame/TheSims4''
92
93	->''"Your name will be Admiral Wolverine Lightningbolt, because those are [[RuleOfCool the three coolest words in our language.]]''
94	-->-- '''Billy''', ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'' to an unidentified alien creature he takes as a pet.
95
96	->''"Your name is ''Sea Hawk?'' That's the coolest name I've ever heard!"''
97	-->-- '''Bow''', ''WesternAnimation/SheRaAndThePrincessesOfPower''
98
99	->''"Hold on, your last name is ''Strife''? That's a Bad. Ass. Name."''
100	-->-- '''Barret''' to Cloud, ''WebAnimation/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged''
101
102	->'''Scrooge:''' Huey? Dewey? Louie? Meet [[MissingMom Della Duck]]...\
103	'''Dewey:''' I'm part robot! IKnewIt! (''runs up to hug Della, big tender moment, then...'')\
104	'''Della:''' [[MoodKiller Wait, Huey, Dewey and Louie?!]] Nononono... their names were supposed to be Jet, Turbo and Rebel!\
105	'''Dewey:''' I coulda been "Turbo"?!\
106	'''Della:''' I ''told'' Donald! I wrote it down in case no one could understand him!\
107	'''Dewey:''' ''I coulda been "Turbo"?!''
108	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "Nothing Can Stop Della Duck!"
109
110	->''The first mistake in a fake ID is having a cool last name. Trust me, Izzy and Addy von Thundercunt crossed my mind, but that'd be a dead giveaway.''
111	-->--'''Florida Man''' on giving Izzy and Addy the last name Pritchard, "[[http://ennuigo.smackjeeves.com/comics/2855900/fake/ Fake]]", ''Webcomic/EnnuiGo''
112
113	->''"By the way, what kind of a name is Adrian Gecko anyway? I've got a much cooler name, and unlike you, I've got my own {{catchphrase}}. Chazz it UP!!!"''
114	-->--'''Chazz Princeton''', ''Anime/YuGiOhGX''
115
116	-> ''"It's always a guy like Phil Swift, Johnny Starr. You never get a guy coming out [for infomercials] like, (''in fake Russian accent'') 'It's me, Josephi Krakowski, with Flex Tape!'"''
117	-->--''WebVideo/JonTron'', ''Waterproofing My Life With [[Advertising/FlexSeal Flex Tape]]''
118
119	->'''Thor:''' And I have to admit... Some of [[SpannerInTheWorks the Dark One]]'s reluctance to engage with us is ''my'' fault.\
120	'''Minrah:''' Oh! Did you make fun of his name?\
121	'''Thor:''' ''(confused)'' What? No, his name is totally metal.
122	-->--''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
123
124	->''If someone comes up and introduces themself to me as '[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaCurseOfDarkness Duke Mirage]]', my pants are already off.''
125	-->--'''Brian David Gilbert''', ''Unraveled''
126
127	->''"Kitty Softpaws. Wow. Yeah. Now, that's a good name. There's music in a name like that."''
128	-->-- '''Perrito''', ''WesternAnimation/PussInBootsTheLastWish''
129
130	->'''Kryten:''' Hmm. "Jake Bullet". I like the sound of that. That sounds like a man who gets things done by cutting corners and bucking authority. And if those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it, they can park their fat asses on this middle digit and swivel! Swivel 'till they squeal like pigs on a honeymoon!\
131	'''Rimmer:''' ''Or'', Mr. Bullet, you actually work in Traffic Control, and just happen to have a silly, macho name.\
132	'''Kryten:''' Oh, yes, you're right. I didn't think of that.
133	-->--''Series/RedDwarf'', "Back to Reality"
134
135	->''"And of course, Therm Scissorpunch. No one's sure if he's ever actually done any of the terrible things [[MilesGloriosus he's always bragging about]], but his name is Therm Scissorpunch, so who cares, right?"''
136	-->-- '''Sav Malagan''', ''ComicBook/StarWarsTheHighRepublicAdventures2022''

Context Quotes / Awesomemccoolname