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9* ''WebComic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''
10** Dan McNinja: [[http://www.drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=40&issue=2 "We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan o'clock!"]] (Mocked in the AltText: "From Dan o'clock to Dan thirty, all mixed drinks are half priced.")
11** Parodied in "D.A.R.E. to Resist Ninja Drugs and Violence" where the Doctor directs [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=12&issue=5 a pretty awesome speech]] at Frans Rayner...
12--->'''Doc:''' Rayner, you killed my mentor, and you kidnapped my sidekick. I met Death himself last night, and he's going to follow me all the way to your house. ''[[ItsPersonal You made it personal.]]''
13** ... But then it takes him the whole chapter before he actually fights Rayner. [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=43&issue=5 When the Doctor and Rayner finally do fight]], the best Doc can come up with is:
14--->'''Doc:''' I'm trying to think of that thing I said earlier today, when I was riding that raptor there, and how Death was mad at me... and somehow I applied it to you? I forget it now. It would have been good. But, uh, whatever. You're like, the lamest Great Dane since ComicStrip/{{Marmaduke}}, and I'm gonna kill you. Whatever, who cares. Let's go.
15** Also:
16---> '''Doc:''' Hello. My name is Doctor McNinja, and I'm going to be your phlebotomist today.\
17'''Random mook''': Wot's a phlegm botanist?\
18'''Doc:''' It means I'm going to draw your blood.
19** Mitzi [=McNinja=] gets one of her own during the "Punch Dracula" StoryArc: "And the dead can't hear their own eulogies. So let's wrap this up.!"
20** In the ''Webcomic/AxeCop'' crossover, when Axe Cop summons a giant robot suit to fight the bad guy with:
21---> '''Axe Cop''': "Welcome to the land of dying!"
22%% NOTE: That bit where the Doc educates Gordito on the proper use of the one-liner, then demonstrates by saying "Go to hell" just before offing the ghost, is an example of the PreMortemOneLiner, not this trope.
23* ''Webcomic/{{Aurora}}'': During chapter 15, [[AssholeVictim Zuurith]] immobilizes Tynan and coldly tells him, "I do not bend, and I do not yield." Tynan simply replies "Then shatter," before [[DoNotTauntCthulhu using a lightning bolt to not only free himself, but outright disintegrate Zuurith's incarnation.]] The effort barely seems to tire him at all, and seems to utterly break Zuurith's spirit, as it makes clear that he can't even fight Tynan's incarnation like Vash could.
24* Webcomic/AxeCop, in the guest story "Revenge on Rainbow Girl", faces off with a giant dragon and says "I'm sorry, but this is ''too late for you''" before attacking. If you're wondering, it's a direct quote from a child's narrating the scene.
25* In ''Webcomic/BittersweetCandyBowl'', Mike tried to invoke this in Confrontation, but [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c12/p24.html Lucy ended up with the last word.]]
26* In ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily'', during the Phillips CD-I arc, Waluigi returns from vacation to find a Phillips CD-I making everyone become characters from that game... except [[ButtMonkey Dedede]], who's trying not to go insane. He views the situation, and then says "Weh. You call this madness? [[PreMortemOneLiner Step aside.]] [[{{Catchphrase}} Waluigi time.]]"
27-->[[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Sixteen extremely traumatic seconds later...]]
28* From ''Comicbook/BuckGodotZapGunForHire'':
29-->'''Alien:''' Human! You belong to me.\
30'''Buck:''' Thanks, but actually, I belong to me. ''And I don't share.''
31** Subverted because the alien in question then proceeds to thoroughly kick Buck's ass.
32* Gordon Frohman of ''WebComic/{{Concerned}}'' fails to assassinate Gordon Freeman before the explosion of the combine portal, because he's too busy coming up with a line.
33* ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}'' by Ursula Vernon. "Remember Tunnel Seventeeeeen!!!"
34* In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', Spider Grace gets [[https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/assorted-18a-016 called out]] for reusing these kind of quips by thugs who are robbing a bank.
35* Erin from ''Webcomic/ErinDiesAlone'' [[http://dyingalone.net/archives/comic/184-splashdown wants to, but...]]
36-->'''Erin:''' ... I can't think of a one liner.
37* In ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'', Summer {{lampshade|Hanging}}s a [[http://eheroes.smackjeeves.com/comics/1923192/swats-up/ quote]] from ''Film/{{Scarface|1983}}''.
38* In ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' Gilgamesh Wulfenbach does pretty well [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080227 here]] (starting with the last panel, and continuing the rant through a few pages of the brawl), then attempts one [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090513 here]] but fails. Tarvek [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120620 here]] reminds us he's trained as a [[McNinja SmokeKnight]].
39* In [[http://neorice.com/hoh_310 this ]] Webcomic/HeroOhHero comic, Detlef gets one:
40-->"You want to burn down our forest? Then I'll gladly burn down every one of you."
41* [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Caw caw, motherfuckers.]]
42** [[CameBackStrong "You're done with dying."]]
43** This dialog right before the FinalBattle commences:
44---> '''Dirk''': Ask me anything. Go ahead. \
45'''Dirk''': I'll give you a straight answer. \
46'''Dave''': alright \
47'''Dave''': here goes \
48'''Dave''': why are we so fucking awesome \
49'''Dirk''': Dave. \
50'''Dirk''': That's the best fucking question, \
51'''Dirk''': Anybody ever asked.
52* In ''Webcomic/ItsWalky'' [[http://www.joyceandwalky.com/d/20020510.html here]]:
53-->'''Head Alien:''' "Once again, only one of us leaves alive." \
54'''Sal:''' "Or neither. Ah ain't picky."
55* ''Webcomic/KillSixBillionDemons''
56** The [[OurAngelsAreDifferent angel]] 82 White Chain begins each fight with reciting [[TheFettered a prayer]]. Disrupting it is a massive BerserkButton.
57---> ''"Pree Aesma. Ys-Asram, the Blooded One. Ys-Prama, Hansa, and Prat-Pavam, who temper my heart. [[AC:Yisun]] Atru Vayam. Forgive me for this violence I am about to inflict."''
58** {{Subverted}} when [[spoiler: White Chain [[https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/seeker-of-thrones-7-82/ realizes]] that she's gone too far and begins the prayer, but ends it with a simple "...forgive me."]]
59** {{Subverted}} once again when White Chain prepares to face [[spoiler: [[WorldsBestWarrior Solomon David]]]]
60--> ''Pree Aesma. Ys-Asram, the Blooded One. Prama, Hansa and Pavam, who temper my heart. '''YISUN.''' Atru Vayam. '''I do not ask for your forgiveness. Merely your witness!'''''
61** "I choose king." -- [[TheHero Allison,]] before using [[ArtifactOfDoom the Key of Kings]] to [[spoiler: utterly annihilate Hastet Om, a half-dead HumanoidAbomination fueling the eternal youth of [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Demiurge Mottom.]]]]
62** "'''SOLOMON!''' You think you're safe here? You think this will '''challenge''' me? '''Where is he? If I have to, I'll tear this whole place apart.'''" -- Allison again, using all of her energy to intimidate Demiurge [[SmugSuper Solomon David]].
63** "All this power I have and I didn't know... [[VoiceOfTheLegion Let's put it to good use!]]" -- [[FusionDance Allicio]] after getting the hang of their new form.
64** "'''MISTAKE.'''" -- [[MouthOfSauron 6 Juggernaut Star Scours the Universe]] teleporting between Vigilant Gaze and White Chain with the intent to punish the latter for her percieved failures.
65** [[spoiler: [[BigBrotherMentor 10 Vigilant Gaze Purges the Horizon]]]] after finally getting the dirt and debris clogging his armor out:
66--> ''A-'''HA'''! That did the trick! '''[[{{Catchphrase}} HO THERE!]]''' You there! Blackguard! Enough! God, called '''YISUN''', has entrusted us with the world itself! How can we be as prideful as to judge it? [[TheLastDJ She]] is the only one of us not afraid of fulfilling her duty, and yet we spurn her! No longer! By my honor as a knight of the holy Concordance '''UNHAND OUR SISTER!'''''
67** [[TheDreaded Jagganoth]], finally following through with his threats:
68--> '''''Hello little princes. What a beautiful day for a war.''' [[ColdHam He that sups on death but little will find it a bitter draught]]. [[BloodKnight Yet he who drinketh deep shall taste only sweetest nectar]]. You have all forgotten the taste of death. [[PretenderDiss Feeble pretender kings]] of a false world: know this, [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech I will finally have the measure of you]]. [[BeneathTheMask The time has come to see you as you are]]. [[TheHedonist Redolent in your excesses]]. [[HowTheMightyHaveFallen Feeble and pathetic in your power]]. [[FeelingTheirAge Withered and impotent]]. [[WeHaveBecomeComplacent Wrung out of the purity of violence]]. Rotting in the filth of your indulgences. [[WeAreStrugglingTogether Divided and weak]]. By god! There is work to be done, and I am finished with this farce. [[FinalBattle Let us have one more contest]].''
69** [[ScatterbrainedSenior Mammon]], when going face to face with [[spoiler: [[TheJuggernaut Jagganoth]]]]:
70--> Murderer! Blackguard! I may not be a warrior at heart, but [[EvenEvilHasStandards I know a villain when I see one]]! Pay the price for your treachery with your blood!
71** [[OmnicidalManiac Jagganoth]], as he prepares to resume the fight:
72--> ''No more illusions. Let them demonstrate the true measure of the kings of the world. And unleash [[EldritchAbomination all manner of beasts]]. '''[[BringIt Come! We have scarcely begun our battle]]. [[BladeSpam Summon your sword arts]]! [[BattleAura Mantle your transcendent cores]]! OR... HAVE YOU ALREADY REACHED YOUR LIMITS?'''''
73** During the reunion of the two disciples of [[CynicalMentor Meti ten Ryo]].
74--> '''[[SatanicArchetype Incubus]]:''' '''YOU.''' WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
75--> '''[[DefectorFromDecadence Maya]]:''' [[DeclarationOfProtection PROTECTING]] [[CallBack THE RAT]].
76** [[TookALevelInBadass Zaid]] gives a very simple one to the dozens of armed cultists of the Temple of the Eye Revealed surrounding him:
77--> ''OK. Who's first?''
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79* [[Webcomic/LookingForGroup "Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen." ]]
80* ''Webcomic/LsEmpire'' has this one after some Whackas have been trapped by an angry PhysicalGod. [[spoiler: He doesn't get to follow through on it due to being on probation.]]
81-->'''Whacka:''' "Oh God have mercy!" \
82'''[[spoiler:Dark Star]]:''' "No... I won't."
83* In ''Webcomic/NoNeedForBushido'', [[BareFistedMonk Brother Wu]] delivers a rather appropriate one to the trash-talking [[SociopathicHero Ken]].
84--> '''Brother Wu''': It seems we are not the ones in a position to have our asses kicked. (''kicks Ken's ass into a wall'')
85* In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', Elan actually ''needs'' to use these for an attack bonus on his "Dashing Swordsman" prestige class.
86** And then there's Bozzok's "Yeah, and I'm bringing the onions -- [[{{Narm}} to make you cry]]!"
87** Belkar: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0611.html "Back me up and I'll cut a path through these guys.]]" Then he decides to [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome go into more detail]].
88** Haley: "Oh yeah? How are they at keeping you from becoming a shish kabob??" in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0200.html this strip]].
89** Also Haley: "SNEAK ATTACK - '''BITCH'''!"
90** A villain example:
91--->'''Zz'dtri''': [[BrickJoke Parody is protected speech]].
92* In [[http://samandfuzzy.com/1005 this]] ''Webcomic/SamAndFuzzy'' strip, Nicole delivers a good one just before [[spoiler: decapitating [[MobileSuitHuman Sin]] with a circular saw-looking thing]].
93-->'''Nicole:''' Oh, come on [[spoiler: Sin]]... everyone loves a ''surprise hit.''
94* Captain Tagon in ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-10-29 keeping a level head in the midst of battle:]]
95-->'''Kevyn:''' How do you do this "calm in the storm" thing? \
96'''Tagon:''' I '''''am''''' the storm.
97* Brianna from ''Webcomic/ServantsOfTheImperium'' tells [[spoiler: Twink]] "May the Emperor have mercy on your soul... because I will not."
98* ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'': Subverted in a Ninjapiece Theatre strip when Slick, the Pimp Ninja threatens Yellowtail (the Geisha Slut) with "I kill you so hard your ''ancestors'' will die!"
99* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'':
100** Oasis tries to use some of these in but she [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060821 doesn't]] [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060822 quite]] have the hang of it.
101** Bun-bun gets a more straight example when he has his [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031221 big showdown with Santa Claus]]: "Have a holly jolly funeral!"
102** Riff in "Kesandru's Well" before introducing an EldritchAbomination to MoreDakka:
103--->'''Gwynn''': "Let me be the hero for once." \
104'''Riff''': "Sorry, ma'am. I'm union."
105* The ''WebComic/TallyHo'' features a pretty good Pre-Asskicking One-Liner... "[[http://www.rhjunior.com/tallyho-0075/ I got the tools, I got the team, I got the motivation, and baby, I just ate me a whole ROLL of 'Mentos'.]]"
106* In ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}'':
107-->'''Armored Hijacker:''' Passengers of Flight 113, stand and deliver!\
108'''Minionbot:''' Puny metal-clad hu-mons prepare to recline and receive...
109* In ''Webcomic/WeakHero'', Jake has a line for Juwon after the latter [[RelativeButton insults his disabled brother]] during their battle:
110-->'''Jake:''' Keep in mind... it isn't because of Cheongang, but your ''tongue'' that you will die today.
111* Mandatory before every fight in ''Webcomic/WhatTheFu''.

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