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9	* ''Series/ThirdRockFromTheSun'': In "Tom, Dick and Mary", Sally makes one final attempt to confront her boss about the inappropriate way he's been treating her but he interrupts to continue harassing her. She decides to take Harry's advice and deal with the jerk like the Security Officer she is.
10	-->'''Sally:''' Oh wow, I don't believe it: [[DumbassHasAPoint Harry was right]]. I'm going to have to plant a patent leather pump right in your ass.
11	* ''Series/{{Angel}}'':
12	** One of the most memorable one-liners from Angel himself ''has'' to be from "[[Recap/AngelS01E01CityOf City of...]]": Russell Winters, a vampire, gloats about the protection he gets from Wolfram & Hart, claiming that he can do anything now. Then Angel puts his feet on the chair, gets closer and says:
13	--->'''Angel:''' You can do anything? ''[pause]'' Can you fly? ''[literally kicks him out the window ''into sunlight'']''
14	** In "[[Recap/AngelS05E22NotFadeAway Not Fade Away]]", Angel is being tossed around humiliatingly by Marcus Hamilton, a consummate badass, who takes time to gloat over this, explaining that Angel cannot defeat him, that the power of the Big Bad [[spoiler:flows in his blood]]. Angel gets up, takes a breath, and:
15	--->'''Angel:''' [[NiceJobFixingItVillain Can you pick out the one word there you probably]] ''[[NiceJobFixingItVillain shouldn't]]'' [[NiceJobFixingItVillain have said]]? ''[goes into GameFace]''
16	* In one episode of ''Series/TheATeam'', Murdock gives an amusing line before punching out a priest: "Bless me Father, for I'm about to sin."
17	* ''Series/{{Batwoman\|2019}}'' attempts this. When confronting Mr. Zsasz, he lectures [[LegacyHero the protagonist]], saying that he doesn't see Batwoman in her, all but stating that she's just using Kate's old identity instead of making the Batwoman title hers. After this, she tries to respond with a one-liner of her own.
18	-->'''Batwoman:''' "Do you wanna know what I see?"
19	-->'''Zsasz:''' "Is it... a shoulder-fired surface-to-air missile?" ''[pulls out a missile launcher and fires it at her]''
20	* ''Series/BoardwalkEmpire'': more of a Pre-[[spoiler:Fingorn]] One Liner--Chalky sits down with a Klansman and tells him a story about how his carpenter father was asked to build a bookcase by a white man, and after he worked long and hard on it, the man and his friends rewarded him for his troubles by [[spoiler:lynching him.]] Chalky then unrolls a set of his father's tools, and the Klansman nervously asks what he intends to do with them. Chalky just replies [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome "Well... I ain't buildin' no bookcase."]]
21	* From ''Series/BreakingBad'', we get the first glimpse of Walter White's drug dealer alter ego, Heisenberg.
22	-->'''Tuco:''' Let me get this straight: I steal your dope, I beat THE PISS outta your mule boy! And you walk in here and bring me ''more'' meth?! ''[laughs]'' That is a brilliant plan, ese!\
23	'''Walt:''' You got one part of that wrong. ''[picks up a crystal from his bag]'' ''This'' is not meth. ''[throws it down, causing the windows of the room to explode]''
24	* ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'': After finally tracking down the criminal who kidnapped Cheddar and Jake, Holt whips out a legendary one-liner before the beatdown.
25	-->'''Holt:''' Oh! You have a knife...but what you ''need'' is an umbrella!\
26	'''Jake:''' ''(excited)'' Tell him why. Tell him why!\
27	'''Holt:''' Cause there's a sh*tstorm bout to rain down on you, ''punk''!
28	* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
29	** In "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS1E3TheWitch The Witch]]", the titular character had previously placed a curse on Buffy that destroyed her immune system and nearly killed her. Keyword being ''nearly''--Giles is able to reverse the spell, and Buffy gets up to confront the witch:
30	--->'''Buffy''': Guess what? ''I feel better.''
31	--->''(Asskicking ensues)''
32	** Subverted. "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS3E12Helpless Helpless]]" had Buffy BroughtDownToNormal for the duration, which also neutered her ability to deliver a suitable line when she finally managed to defeat the bad guy:
33	--->'''Buffy:''' If I was at full Slayer power, I'd be punning right about now.
34	** In "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS3E1Anne Anne]]", Buffy has run away from home and changed her name to Anne (her middle name). In the course of the episode, she finds herself trapped in a demonic dimension where humans are made into slave labor. One of the demons is trying to break the humans' spirit by asking them "Who are you" and hitting them if they answer anything but "No one". What does Buffy answer, just before kicking everyone's ass?
35	--->'''Buffy:''' ''[cheerfully]'' I'm Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. And you are?.
36	** When Buffy is gone, in "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS6E1BargainingPart1 Bargaining Part 1]]", Willow tries to replicate her punning -- doing it herself between Seasons 2 and 3 (when Buffy was in L.A.), and programming it into the Buffybot between Seasons 5 and 6 (when Buffy was dead). With minimal success: "That'll put marzipan on your pie plate, bingo!"
37	** [[BreakTheCutie Dark/Royally Pissed Off]] Willow is actually quite adept at badass one-liners. Standouts include "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. OWE. YOU. PAIN.]]" and "Bag of tricks?" "Bag of ''knives''" in "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS5E19ToughLove Tough Love]]".
38	** Which brings us to the most cold-blooded pre-killing line of all time: "Bored now." Which was made more poignant by the fact that it was [[LesbianVampire Vampire Willow's]] catchphrase, last heard 3 years before.
39	*** "Bored" was actually a running theme for pre-asskicking. Buffy delivered it at least once (to Dracula), and Glory did too (to Buffy[[spoiler:bot]]).
40	** Also this to a nameless vampire:
41	--->'''Buffy:''' Wow, never heard that one. Okay, how about, "Oh, God, my leg, my leg?"\
42	''[crack]''\
43	'''Vampire:''' Oh, God, my leg!\
44	'''Buffy:''' See, now we're communicating.
45	* An episode of ''Series/BurnNotice'' provides an example from Jesse:
46	-->'''Jesse''': Man, why you wanna mumble?
47	-->'''Thus''': What'd you say?
48	-->'''Jesse''': I said, "''why'' do you wanna lose your TEETH?!" face, meet door; Jesse exit, stage left
49	* On ''Series/{{Community}}'', during the second paintball game, a third City College stormtrooper runs up to the two celebrating that they've won. It's actually Pierce in disguise, and when asked who he is, his only reply is "Your mother's lover!" before opening fire and winning the game.
50	** In the first Paintball game they take down the chess club with "Checkmate, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches!]]"
51	* Before the final battle in ''Series/{{Daredevil 2015}}'':
52	-->'''Wilson Fisk:''' I wanted to make this city something better than it is, something beautiful. You took that away from me! You took ''everything''! '''''[[VillainousBreakdown I'M GONNA KILL YOU!]]'''''\
53	'''Matt Murdock:''' [[IronicEcho Take your shot.]]
54	* ''Series/DarkAngel'': When Max catches a Peeping Tom.
55	-->'''Max:''' What did I say would happen if I caught you peeping again?\
56	'''Guy:''' Can't help it Max, you're the bomb.\
57	'''Max:''' Kaboom. ''[delivers a GroinAttack]''
58	* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
59	** "[[AC:EXTERMINATE!]]"
60	** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS10E5TheGreenDeath "I'm quite spry for my age, actually..."]]
61	** "CREAG AN TURIC!"
62	** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS25E1RemembranceOfTheDaleks "Who are you]] [[Awesome/DoctorWho calling small?"]]
63	** [[Recap/DoctorWho2005CSTheChristmasInvasion "This new hand — it's a FIGHTING hand!"]]
64	** The Tenth Doctor had an interesting variation in the form of a chillingly sincere and genuinely contrite "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."
65	** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E3SchoolReunion "You're a bad dog." "Affirmative."]]
66	** [[Recap/DoctorWho2007CSVoyageOfTheDamned "Voyage of the Damned"]] has two, both preceding {{Heroic Sacrifice}}s:
67	*** [[spoiler:"Bannakaffalatta stop! Bannakaffalatta proud! Bannakaffalatta CYBORG!"]]
68	*** [[spoiler:"Mr. Capricorn... I resign."]]
69	** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E16TheWatersOfMars "And I don't hear anyone knocking!"]] ''[knock... knock... knock...]'' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E16TheWatersOfMars "Three knocks is all you're getting!"]]
70	** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E1TheEleventhHour "Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically...]] ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E1TheEleventhHour run.]]''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E1TheEleventhHour "]]
71	** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E13TheBigBang "I'm River Song. Check your records again."]]
72	** "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E13JourneysEnd LIKE I WAS SAYING,]] ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E13JourneysEnd FEEL THIS!]]''"
73	** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E7AGoodManGoesToWar "Would you like me to repeat the question?"]] (more post-asskicking, but still awesome.) Before that moment, there was this: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "Where. Is. My. Wife."]]
74	*** By the same guy: [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E8LetsKillHitler "Heil!"]]
75	** [[Recap/DoctorWho2013CSTheTimeOfTheDoctor "LOVE FROM GALLIFREY, BOYS!!!"]]
76	* ''Enos'': A cop pops out of hiding and pulls a gun on two thugs, saying, "Your tax dollars at work."
77	* ''Series/TheEternalLove'': Xiao Tan tells Lian Cheng's concubines what she thinks of their bitchiness right before literally throwing them out.
78	--> '''Xiao Tan:''' You came for trouble, right? Have you heard of the wife beating the mistress? Today I'll enrich your experience!
79	* Mal from ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' gets an awesome one of these against Niska in "War Stories":
80	-->'''Mal:''' Looks like business ain't running so much as crawling away. ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext You wanna meet the real me now?]]''
81	** And, of course, the simple one-word one in "The Train Job" after hearing TheLastThingYouEverSee rant from Crow: "Darn". ''[kicks him into engine intake]''
82	** Simon Tam: ''Yes, she always did love to dance.''
83	** River Tam: You've always taken care of me... ''My turn.''
84	* ''Series/{{FlashForward\|2009}}'''s Simon had a good one, after confronting the goon that chopped off his finger.
85	-->'''Simon:''' Word of advice? Next time, take the trigger finger.
86	* ''Series/{{Frasier}}'': "Then perhaps what you need is AN ETIQUETTE LESSON!"
87	* ''Series/GameOfThrones'':
88	** Season 4, episode 1 "Two Swords":
89	--->'''Sandor Clegane:''' ''[after being repeatedly denied chicken by Polliver]'' I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth...I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.
90	*** The implication is that once Polliver and his men are dead, Clegane will have all the chickens in the inn to himself.
91	---->'''Polliver:''' ''[in reply]'' You gonna die for some chickens?\
92	'''Clegane:''' Someone is.
93	** Syrio Forel: "The First Sword of Braavos does not run."[[note]]Possibly zigzagged in that this was delivered right before he was murdered... But he HAD just beaten senseless four armed and armored men, with nothing better than a sturdy stick.[[/note]]
94	* ''Series/GreysAnatomy'': A (very large and muscular) patient has gone berserk. Owen's response:
95	-->'''Owen:''' Book OR 2 for a possible concussion and a broken jaw.
96	-->'''Nurse:''' We have a patient with a broken jaw?
97	-->'''Owen:''' We're about to.
98	* ''Series/IDreamOfJeannie'': Jeannie in the climax of the 1991 made-for-TV movie ''I Still Dream of Jeannie''. [[spoiler:(She comes to her son Tony Jr.'s rescue by blasting open a set of heavy-duty fire-rated steel doors.)]]. The ''REAL'' Jeannie -- The Monster, The Creature, The Entity -- comes out to play in this scene.
99	-->'''Jeannie:''' ''[creepy reverb]'' ''DO NOT TOUCH HIM!''
100	* ''Series/TheITCrowd'': "I've come to drink milk and kick ass, and I've just finished my milk."
101	* ''Franchise/KamenRider'':
102	** "[[Series/KamenRiderDenO Ore... SANJOU!]][[note]] Literally "I...have arrived!"[[/note]] "[[BoisterousBruiser From the start (to the finish), I'm at a climax!]][[note]]Ore wa saisho kara (saigo made) climax da ze![[/note]]" "[[BringIt Let's go, let's go, LET'S GO!!]]" The other Imagin have similar lines: Ryutaros has "Mind if I defeat you? I can't hear your answer!!", Urataros has "Mind if I reel you in?", Kintaros has "My strength has made you cry!" and Sieg has "Advent, to the top...". Yuto as Zeronos has "Let me say this to start...I am FA. IR. LY. Strong!"[[note]]Saisho ni itte oku...ore wa KA. NA. RI. Tsuyoi![[/note]]
103	** "Space is here! Series/KamenRiderFourze! [[LetsFightLikeGentlemen Let's settle this man-to-man!]]" In [[SuperMode Cosmic States]], he says "Our friendship will take on the universe!" From the same series, Meteor's "I will decide your fate!" And an awesome variant in his final battle against TheDragon near the end of the series: Leo tells him of his UndyingLoyalty to Gamou, that he is willing to give his life to see Gamou's plan completed, and Meteor, in a reversal of the heroes showing some respect to this sort of villain, says that he'll never be beaten by someone who doesn't care about himself and only lives for another person's goal. "I will decide ''my'' fate!". When in [[SuperMode Meteor Storm]] mode, he says "My fate will call down a storm!"
104	** From ''Series/KamenRiderDouble:'' "Now, count up your sins." Used by Double but coined by Shotaro Hidari's mentor Sokichi Narumi (alias Kamen Rider Skull). Kamen Rider Accel from the same series has what's partially this and partially PreMortemOneLiner: after using the FinishingMove but before the MonsterOfTheWeek goes 'boom,' he'll say what literally comes out to "Despair is your goal," with "Goal" in GratuitousEnglish. (Loses something for English-speakers: Accel is bike-themed, but nobody calls ''the finish line of a race'' a "goal" as if it was basketball or something. One sub group [[{{Woolseyism}} got closer to the intent of it]] with a less literal "Despair awaits you on the finish line!"). Accel also has a straight example: "Now, let's break away!". He doesn't always use it, though.
105	** ''Series/KamenRiderWizard'': "Now, it's showtime!
106	** "Just who the hell are you?!" [[Series/KamenRiderDecade "I'm just a passing-through Kamen Rider. Remember that!"]]
107	** [[Series/KamenRiderGaim "This is my/our stage now!"]]
108	** [[Series/KamenRiderDrive "Let's go for a ride!"]] Kamen Rider Mach from the same series as "Tracking... terminating... both done at mach speed!" Chase, also from the same series, has two. As [[spoiler:Protodrive]], he says "Those who are about to die do not need to know my name." As Mashin Chaser, he says "I am Mashin Chaser, the guardian of the Roidmudes. Also known as... the Grim Reaper." Strangely, he doesn't seem to have a catchphrase when he becomes [[spoiler:Kamen Rider Chaser]].
109	** "[[Series/KamenRiderGhost O life...BURN BRIGHT!]]" though Takeru mostly uses this as a PreMortemOneLiner.
110	** ''Series/KamenRiderExAid'' has several from the Riders:
111	*** "I will clear this...with no continues!" (Ex-Aid)
112	*** "I will clear this...even with continues!" (Genm)
113	*** "We will now begin Bugster extraction operation." (Brave)
114	*** "Mission...start!" (Snipe)
115	*** "Let's go for a ride!" (Lazer)
116	** From ''Series/KamenRiderBuild'': After transforming into the titular Rider, Sento says "The law of victory has been set!" Ryuga, the hot-blooded martial artist has "Right now I...[[SuddenlySHOUTING DON'T FEEL LIKE LOSING!]]" as Cross-Z. Kazumi as Grease has "With my burning passion...I will crush you!"[[note]]Shinka wo moyashite...buttsubusu![[/note]]
117	** ''Series/KamenRiderZiO'' has "I've got a feeling that this will work out!"[[note]]Nanka...ikeru de kigasuru![[/note]]
118	** ''Series/KamenRiderSaber'' has "I have no hesitations!"[[note]]Ore ni mayoi wa nai![[/note]] from Kento as Espada. The titular Rider also has one in "I will decide how the story ends!"[[note]]Monogatari no ketsumatsu wa ore ga kimeru![[/note]]
119	** [[Series/KamenRiderGeats "Now, the highlight starts here."]]
120	* Eliot from ''Series/{{Leverage}}'' pulls one on a drug dealer:
121	-->'''Eliot:''' What smells like crank and cries like a little girl? ''(breaks his legs)'' Right answer!
122	** Then of course, there's his old standby: a polite "'sup?" immediately followed up by a six-pack of whoop-ass.
123	* Gene Hunt of ''Series/{{Life on Mars\|2006}}'' and ''Series/AshesToAshes2008'' is especially fond of these -- among the most memorable being his [[IncomingHam first line]] in the latter series:
124	-->'''Gene:''' Today, my friend, your diary entry will read "Took a prozzie hostage and was shot by three armed ''bastards''."
125	** Which was based on his original, fondly remembered "You are surrounded by armed BASTARDS!" Gene gets a ton of these.
126	** Alex also gets a pre/post one-liner in the first series:
127	--->'''Gene:''' ''(generic prostitution insult)''\
128	'''Alex:''' SLAP\
129	'''Gene:''' Better now?\
130	'''Alex:''' No. ''[[[MegatonPunch punches him in the jaw]]]'' Better now. [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Come on ladies, let's get pissed.]]
131	* At the end of the first series of ''Series/{{Merlin\|2008}}'', this gem.
132	-->'''Merlin:''' ''[gets up from normally deadly injury]'' You should not have killed my friend. ''[proceeds to harness lightning by merely ''lifting his hand'']''[[note]]in the Merlinverse, powerful magic requires incantation[[/note]]
133	* ''Series/TheOrville'' The enemy Krill want to steal a device that can accelerate time for organic matter. Before it gets beamed over, the Orville crew secretly attach the seed of a redwood tree with the hope that when the device is activated the seed will instantly burst into a full grown tree and destroy the enemy ship.
134	-->'''Ed Mercer''': Happy Arbor Day.
135	* In their own unique twist on a popular tale, ''Series/{{The Outer Limits\|1995}}'' Turns UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper into a sympathetic villain who is trying to kill a murderous alien entity that hops from woman to woman each time he is nearly successful. Towards the end of the tale, the alien (having possessed another woman) starts talking to Jack about [[NotSoDifferentRemark how similar they are]] and adds that Jack couldn't want to kill her because it would be like killing himself. Jack then responds:
136	-->'''Jack:''' You forget one thing... I HATE myself!
137	* Shaw from ''Series/PersonOfInterest'' does one when cornered by privacy terrorists Vigilance:
138	-->'''Shaw:''' You're right. I did work for the government. And I do want revenge. But if that work taught me anything, it's that ''how'' you do matters as much as ''what'' you do. And by that metric, you're all just terrorists. And I kill terrorists.
139	* ''Franchise/PowerRangers'':
140	** ThePsychoRangers from ''Series/PowerRangersInSpace'' have a pretty epic group one.
141	--->'''Psycho Red:''' We're the Psycho Rangers.\
142	'''Psycho Black:''' We're faster than you.\
143	'''Psycho Blue:''' Smarter than you.\
144	'''Psycho Yellow:''' Stronger than you.\
145	'''Psycho Pink:''' [[CardCarryingVillain But we're evil!]]
146	** Parodied, then discussed in ''Series/PowerRangersRPM'' at the start of the "Ranger Red" episode, where Scott and Ziggy comes across a group of [[MechaMooks Grinders]] terrorizing a mother and her baby.
147	--->'''Scott:''' Shh... You'll wake the baby.\
148	'''Ziggy:''' Yeah, and if you wake the baby, I might just have to sing you all a sweet little lullaby, and then tuck you into bed without any dessert, or even a single goodnight kiss... ''[notices Scott staring at him]'' Oh, wait, wait, what am I even saying. That... that didn't even make sense. I'm really sorry, um... kinda new at being a Power Ranger. I'm, I'm still working on my, uh... my hero one-liners, so...\
149	'''Scott:''' Look, Zig. I told you. They're called 'one-liners' for a reason. We're action heroes. When it comes to talking -- ''[Scott takes out three Grinders with a Capoeira kick]'' -- less is more.
150	* Possibly the most emphatic of all. In the finale of the second series of ''Series/{{Primeval}}'', after Cutter is being played with by a Future Predator:
151	-->'''Cutter:''' Enough. ''[proceeds to shoot Future Predator]''
152	** Cutter gets a lot of these.
153	--->'''Cutter:''' ''[when faced with giant mer creature]'' Time to go home.
154	* From ''Series/{{Sanctuary}}''
155	-->'''[[OurVampiresAreDifferent Vampire Queen Afina]]:''' You're out of your depth, mongrel.\
156	'''UsefulNotes/NikolaTesla:''' I'd rather be a mongrel than a stuck up, inbred bitch.
157	* ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'': In his story to Jerry and George, Kramer gives one to a man with a gun while taking the bus to save a pinky toe stored in an ice-filled [[FreePrizeAtTheBottom Cracker Jack]] box.
158	-->'''Mugger:''' Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?\
159	'''Kramer:''' Well, I got a prize for you buddy.
160	* In the final episode of ''Series/ShadowAndBone'', Alina gets an especially badass one. Everything seems to be over, the villain seems to have won, Alina's allies are down for the count...
161	-->[[spoiler: '''The Darkling''']]: It's just you and me, Alina. And we are all we need anyway. [offers a hand to Alina, on the floor.]\
162	'''Alina''': [takes hand] You may have needed me. [[BadassBoast But I never needed you!]] [proceeds to stab opponent's hand and free herself]
163	* In ''Series/{{Smallville}}'', Clark has done this so many times we've lost count.
164	** In "Absolute Justice, Part 1":
165	--->'''Icicle:''' Who are you supposed to be, sweetie? The new [[MythologyGag Star-Spangled Kid]]?\
166	'''Stargirl:''' It's Stargirl. Say "cheese".
167	* An episode of ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' had Creator/WhoopiGoldberg's bartender character breaking up a bar fight with a big gun:
168	-->'''Guinan:''' ''[fires a blast into the air]'' This is a little souvenir I picked up from Magus III. That was setting number one. Anyone wanna see setting number two?
169	* Meanwhile, on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', Janeway has a couple, such as "Time's up!" and "[[LandfillBeyondTheStars Time to take out the garbage]]." (It makes sense in context.)
170	-->'''Janeway:''' ''[to a blustering Kazon captain]'' You know, I'm an easy person to get along with most of the time. But I don't like threats, and I don't like bullies, and I don't like YOU.
171	** "Hello. I'm Captain Kathryn Janeway. Welcome to the bridge." Immediately before the self-destruct detonated and blew up a parallel universe duplicate of Voyager
172	* ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''. Both used and spoofed in the episode "To the Death", where the crew of the Defiant team up with the Jem'Hadar to track down some renegades.
173	-->'''Jem'Hadar First:''' ''[to his {{Mooks}}]'' I am First Omet'iklan, and I am dead. As of this moment, we are all dead. We go into battle to reclaim our lives. This we do gladly, for we are Jem'Hadar. Remember: Victory is Life!\
174	'''Chief O'Brien:''' ''I'' am Chief Miles Edward O'Brien. I am very much alive, and [[ContractualImmortality I intend to stay that way]].
175	* ''Series/StarTrekPicard'' has [[spoiler:the merged Data]] announce this over comms to [[spoiler:Vadic and her Changelings]], moments before restoring control over the ship's systems and [[spoiler:blowing Vadic out into space]]:
176	--> '''[[spoiler:Data]]:''' Greetings, U.S.S. ''Titan''. This is your friendly [[spoiler:positronic]] pissed-off security system back on-line. Unwanted guests and monologuing [[spoiler:protoplasms]], I am initiating an immediate shift change.
177	** This is followed by Seven's PreMortemOneLiner "Get off my bridge!" (channeling [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Janeway]]) and [[spoiler:Vadic's own FacingTheBulletsOneLiner "Fucking Solids..."]]
178	* ''Franchise/SuperSentai'':
179	** ''Series/KaizokuSentaiGokaiger'': From [[LawOfChromaticSuperiority Red Ranger]] [[LargeHam Captain Marvelous]].
180	--->''Let's make this showy!''
181	** ''Series/ZyudenSentaiKyoryuger'': From [[MysteriousParent Dantetsu]] [[BadassNormal Kiryu]].
182	--->[[spoiler:"Please grit your teeth, because I'm going to punch them out."]]
183	*** His son Daigo ends every roll call with one:
184	---->''It's about to get wild! Try and stop us!''
185	*** Same goes to his ''Power Rangers Dino Charge'' counterpart.
186	** The extended one when all ten Kyoryugers are present:
187	--->''The ten of us are Zyuden Sentai Kyouryuger! Try and stop us!''
188	** ''Series/UchuSentaiKyuranger'': Like the previous two, the [[HotBlooded Red Ranger]] [[BornLucky Lucky]] also has one.
189	--->''Okay, time to test your luck!''
190	*** Tsurugi Otori also has one:
191	--->''Bear witness...at the start of a new legend!''
192	** ''Series/KaitouSentaiLupinrangerVSKeisatsuSentaiPatranger'': Gentleman thief Red Ranger Kairi has a more elegant one.
193	--->''"I'm warning you: I'm taking your treasures."''
194	*** Meanwhile, the no-nonsense police Red Ranger Keiichiro also has one.
195	--->''"By the power vested in us by the Global Police, we shall deal with you by force!"''
196	* In ''Series/TheWestWing'' of all places, showing off President Bartlett's BadassBookworm status. He's up for reelection and preparing to debate his Republican rival, Governor Ritchie, when word reaches him that Special Agent Simon Donovan was killed in a robbery gone wrong. He reveals the sad news to Ritchie, who carelessly remarks "Crime. Boy, I don't know." The men then exchange conversation, with an obviously-irritated Bartlett trying to tell Ritchie to up his game and an insulted Ritchie calling Bartlett a coward. The two men then head for the debate stage, with Bartlett offering one last piece of advice: "In the future, if you're wondering, 'Crime. Boy, I don't know' is when I decided to ''kick your ass.''" He proceeds to absolutely wipe the floor with Ritchie during the debate. BewareTheNiceOnes indeed.
197	* In the episode "Karl's Wedding" of ''Series/{{Workaholics}}'', Karl and the guys decide to shut down the wedding after discovering that his fiancé (who he'd changed his life for) was dumping him — ironically because he'd gotten weird in his attempts to act classy for her. So to shut the wedding down, the gang runs out and Karl throws tear gas to disperse the guests (only one of whom was his friend besides the guys).
198	-->'''Karl:''' Ok, alright, show's over you credit union dickheads!
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