Line #41 Music/Alestorm


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2	[[caption-width-right:300:''Rum, beer, quests and mead; these are the things that a pirate needs! Raise the flag and let's set sail, under the sign of the Storm of Ale!'']]
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4	->''"WE ARE HEAVY METAL PIRATES!\
5	WE SAIL ACROSS THE SKY!\
6	WITH OUR BATTLESHIPS OF COSMIC STEEL!\
7	WE'RE A TERROR UP ON HIGH!"''
8	-->-- "Heavy Metal Pirates", the band's first song and self-description.
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10	Alestorm is a power/folk metal band from Scotland and their main gimmick is the pirate theme of their music. Arr!
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12	Formed in 2004 under the name Battleheart, they released a bunch of [=EPs=] (The first of which, ''Battleheart'', gave rise to the term 'True Scottish Pirate Metal', parodying the term 'True Norwegian BlackMetal') before signing themselves to Napalm Records and rechristening themselves Alestorm.
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14	From there, their popularity increased rapidly and has stayed relatively consistent and they tour very regularly, despite them being a RevolvingDoorBand who now live in different countries to each other.
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16	Not to be confused with Music/{{Halestorm}}.
17	[[hardline]]
18	Current members:
19	* Christopher Bowes - lead vocals, keytar (2004-present)
20	* Gareth "Gazz" Murdock - bass, backing vocals (2009-present)
21	* Peter Alcorn - drums (2010-present)
22	* Elliot Vernon - keyboards, backing vocals (2011-present)
23	* Máté Bodor - guitars, backing vocals (2015-present)
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25	Former members:
26	* Gavin Harper - guitars (2004-2007)
27	* Lasse Lammert - session drums in 2008
28	* Tim Shaw - drums (2008)
29	* Alex "Hasselhoff" Tabisz - guitars (2008)
30	* Micha "Migo" Wagner - session guitars in 2007 and 2008
31	* Ian Wilson- guitars (2007-2008, 2008-2010)
32	* Dani Evans - guitars, backing vocals (2007-2015), bass (2004-2007)
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34	As Battleheart, they have released two [=EPs=], ''[[SelfTitledAlbum Battleheart]]'' and ''Terror on the High Seas''.
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36	As Alestorm, they have released two [=EP=]s and seven studio albums:
37	* ''Captain Morgan's Revenge'' in 2008
38	* ''Leviathan'' ([=EP=], also in 2008)
39	* ''Black Sails at Midnight'' in 2009
40	* ''Back Through Time'' in 2011
41	* ''Sunset on the Golden Age'' in 2014
42	* ''No Grave but the Sea'' in 2017.
43	* ''Curse of the Crystal Coconut'' in 2020
44	* ''Seventh Rum of a Seventh Rum'' in 2022
45	* ''Voyage of the Dead Marauder'' ([=EP=]) in 2024
46	----
47	!! The band and their music contain examples of:
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49	* AdaptationalHeroism: In "Leviathan" the pirates were presented as [[PunchClockHero Punch-Clock Heroes]] who were only hunting the Leviathan because they were paid to do so. But then in the sequel "Death-Throes of the Terror Squid" its suddenly revealed that Leviathan was about to [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt destroy the world]] when the pirates managed to kill it.
50	** Similarly in "Back Through Time" the pirates are presented as unrepentant murderers and thieves engaging in RapePillageAndBurn on the defenseless Vikings. Come 'Surf Squid Warfare' and it's mentioned they 'saved the past from Vikings'. Considering that most of their songs are [[WrittenByTheWinners told from the POV of the pirates themselves]], [[FridgeBrilliance this makes a degree of sense.]]
51	* AlienInvasion: "Surf Squid Warfare" is about a invasion of space squids, which the pirates have to travel to the future to battle.
52	* ALighterShadeOfBlack: Evil as the pirates are, they did save the world. [[TheWorldIsAlwaysDoomed Twice.]]
53	* TheAllegedCar: Or ship, in this case; but in the music video "Shit Boat (No fans)", the singer lists all of the bad qualities that a Pirate Ship has, such as it's cannons not being able to fire 20 feets far, that their rubber and poop deck being crap, that its navigator is both stupid and alcoholic, and that the crew inside do look like lego bricks.
54	* AnArmAndALeg: "Midget Saw" (which is about a group of pirates who saw a man's legs off after he kills a monkey) and "Wooden Leg" (about a man who loses his legs to a pair of Spanish broadsides, and then loses his arms to a {{Samurai}} in a BarBrawl).
55	* AnachronismStew:
56	** Played straight throughout ''Back Through Time''.
57	** "Treasure Chest Party Quest" contains this wonderful set of lines:
58	-->''In my Lamborghini,\
59	flintlocks by my side\
60	stealing loads of treasure\
61	on I-95''
62	* AnimatedMusicVideo:
63	** Shit Boat (No Fans), is a shorter music video that is entirely animated, featuring animated versions of Christopher and the rest of the band.
64	** P.A.R.T.Y. is a music video featuring skeletal pirates performing the song. The animator for that video, Alex Henderson, also [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5-X58Tw6RQ&t=5s&ab_channel=AlexHendersonAnimation made a video for Pirate's Scorn.]] The band liked it so much [[AscendedFanboy they hired him to make the video for P.A.R.T.Y.]]
65	* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: From "Keelhauled":
66	-->''Take his money ''and his hat'',\
67	He won't need them where he's gonna go...''
68	** And done again in "Rage of the Pentahook":
69	-->''He fights to die,\
70	He lives to kill,\
71	To cut your throat,\
72	His greatest skill,\
73	He'll eat your kids,\
74	And punch your house.''
75	** and
76	-->''He'll break your neck,\
77	And eat your face,\
78	The foe of all the human race,\
79	He'll stab your mum,\
80	And drink your rum.''
81	* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign: "Pegleg Potion" is set in "the land of Sgriubh-á-dubh", a superficially Scottish Gaelic version of the nonsense word "scrubadub".
82	* AssShove:
83	** What the singer in "Fucked With An Anchor" is planning to do to the witch doctor who cursed him. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin With an anchor]].
84	** [[NoodleIncident Apparently Elliot was involved with a potato and someone's girlfriend's bottom]], as mentioned by his and Christopher's comments from Summer Breeze 2015.
85	* AudienceParticipationSong: Plenty of their songs have this at the chorus, even on the records!
86	* BadassBoast: Many of them feature this, but perhaps the most memorable is "Back Through Time", specially the chorus:
87	-->''"You put your faith in Odin and Thor, we put ours in cannons and whores! Your Viking gods won't save you now, when the pirates strike from the starboard bow!''"
88	** 'We're on a quest to kick your ass' ("Pirate Metal Drinking Crew")
89	* BadGuyBar: The Sunk'n Norwegian.
90	* BittersweetEnding: "Man the Pumps":
91	-->''Then daylight came, and all was calm\
92	The ship, she did not sink\
93	And all the crew did celebrate\
94	Their rescue from the brink\
95	But when they spied where I did lay\
96	The mood, it fell bereft\
97	For by the time the sun arose\
98	'''I'd pumped myself to death.''' ''
99	* BilingualBonus:
100	** After the protagonist of the Wooden Leg saga gets his vengeance on the people who cut off his arms and legs and claims the limbs as his own, evil spirits visit to detail how his Japanese arms and Spanish legs are now cursed. The arm curse is outlined in Japanese and the leg one is delivered in Spanish.
101	** "Fannybaws" features the line ‘nou haud yer wheesht ye glaikit cunt, or else he’ll pump yer maw’; Scots for ‘now be quiet you stupid cunt, or else he’ll fuck your mum’.
102	* BlackComedy: The pirate from "Wooden Leg Part 2" cuts off his head and replaces it with a wooden prosthetic to try to escape the spirits haunting him. He dies.
103	* BolivianArmyEnding: The narrator of "Death Before the Mast" has his ship boarded by the navy and he knows there's no way he'll survive against their forces, [[LastStand but he is determined to keep fighting them for as long as possible]].
104	* BraggingThemeTune: "Heavy Metal Pirates."
105	* BraveScot: Christopher Bowes' heavy Scottish accent does give this feeling to most songs.
106	* CallBack: "Huntmaster" is about a famous man on a quest to "bring back beer to the lands of the free". In "That Famous Ol' Spiced", the titular drink is touted as "a beverage to rival the Huntmaster's draft".
107	** The entire second verse of "Drink" references several songs from previous albums.
108	* ClusterFBomb:
109	** "Fucked With an Anchor" is an entire song that consists of a pirate with HollywoodTourettes threatening to [[AssShove shove an anchor up the arse]] of the Witch Doctor that cursed him. The chorus of the song provides a good example, shown under LyricalDissonance.
110	--->''Now when I speak, it's rather absurd\
111	An endless tirade of four-letter words\
112	I lash out in anger at all in my way\
113	Shocking unspeakable things that I say!''
114	** "Shit Boat (No Fans)" has every verse start with "your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks". And just about every sentence contains a swear word.
115	* CombatPragmatist: "Back Through Time" features 17th century pirates deploying ''cannons'' against Vikings. CurbStompBattle ensues.
116	* CoolVersusAwesome: No one is safe from pirates, including vikings, ninjas, alien squids and sea monsters.
117	* CoverVersion: Many. "[[Series/SesameStreet P is for Pirate]]" is one with slightly modified lyrics (it is now pirate-themed instead of cookie-themed). "[[Series/LazyTown You Are a Pirate]]", "[[Music/StanRogers Barrett's Privateers]]", and "Wolves of the Sea" are the most famous of their covers. They also did a version of "[[Music/TheVillagePeople In the Navy]]". Suffice to say, if there's a nautical-themed song, a nautical-themed children's song, or a children's song that can be [[BuffySpeak piratified]], Alestorm stands a good chance of covering it, often hilariously. There is also their version of "I Am A Cider Drinker", originally by Music/TheWurzels (which was itself a parody of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Baker_%28musician%29 George Baker's]] "Paloma Blanca"). Many of the modern-genre songs the band covers have a suitably nautical twist to the instrumentation; for example, "Bassline Junkie" has a jaunty squeezebox line in place of the crunchy bass.
118	** ''Sunset on the Golden Age'' features a cover of Taio Cruz's "Hangover".
119	** ''Curse of the Crystal Coconut'' features a cover of "Pirate's Scorn" from the ''WesternAnimation/DonkeyKongCountry'' cartoon. The album is also named after the Crystal Coconut from the same show.
120	* {{Curse}}: Shows up a few times in their songs.
121	** "Captain Morgan's Revenge", Captain Morgan, forced to walk the plank, curses his mutinous crew to "death or worse".
122	** The curse on the treasure in "Of Treasure" as well. We're not told explicitly what it is, but apparently it's quite terrible.
123	** The pirate singing in "Fucked With an Anchor" has been cursed with HollywoodTourettes by a witch doctor.
124	** In "Wooden Leg Part II" we see how the protagonist's new limbs have been possessed:
125	--->''My legs from Madrid are causing me fear / my Japanese arms just want to drink beer''
126	* CurbStompBattle: The pirates of "Back Through Time" are gleefully aware of the overkill involved in using 17th century firepower against 10th century Vikings.
127	** The first and only raid of the titular crew of "[[Music/StanRogers Barrett's Privateers]]" goes this route.
128	* DarkerAndEdgier: Their second album is noticeably heavier and more aggressive than their first, and the third follows suit. Come the fourth, though, they started to lean more on sillier songs, to the point that their ''fifth'' album can more or less be considered [[ARareSentence a piratical heavy metal comedy album]].
129	* {{Deconstruction}}: While they do sing about the joys and adventures of piracy, Pirate's Song is a rather deconstruction of the whole romantic pirate, showing the singing protagonist as a ruthless monster who lost all his glory in his old age. And in general, most of the pirates in their songs that get a story end up in a bad way due to their life of crime.
130	* DenserAndWackier: They slowly became a band more about FunPersonified over time. They went from dressing like pirates in their concerts to [[https://alestorm.net/images/landscape2017.jpg dressing in wacky outfits]]. Their concerts also include a giant inflatable duck onstage. While they still sing about pirates and piracy, and also do covers of old maritime songs, there's been more songs about drinking and general buffoonery since they went Denser and Wackier. There's even a song about Time Cube.
131	* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment:
132	** The first verse of "Mexico" mentions twice that Mexico has free alcohol.
133	---> The wenches they are plenty, the alcohol is free The party lasts all through the night, and the alcohol is free!
134	** In "Big Ship, Little Ship", Christopher says that "living on a boat would float my boat".
135	** In "Come to Brazil": 'It's time for pirate party time!'
136	* {{Determinator}}: Some characters in songs, like the Huntmaster and the narrator in "Chronicles of Vengeance".
137	* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: "Leviathan" sets up for this in its sequel, "Death Throes of the Terrorsquid".
138	* DisproportionateRetribution: "Midget Saw"', wherein a pirate gets his legs sawed off for the crime of killing a monkey. It must have been one awesome little primate.
139	* DownerEnding: A sizeable number of their songs talk about people who go on quests but end up dying brutally along the way. Such as: "Death Before the Mast", "Magnetic North", "To The End Of Our Days", "Leviathan" and so forth.
140	** "Wooden Leg Part 2: The Woodening" has this. The pirate manages to get revenge on the men who mutilated him then uses HollywoodVoodoo to [[BodyHorror attach their limbs to himself]]. But the magic he uses awakens a curse that causes the limbs to be possessed by the spirits of their original owners. The spirits drive him to insanity and [[DrivenToSuicide suicide]] by chopping off his own head.
141	* EndOfAnAge: The song "Sunset On The Golden Age" which is about [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin facing the end of a golden age]]. It's a tad vague what age they're referring to, but it can be interpreted as the end of the Golden Age of Piracy. The lyrics do leave the implication that another golden age may come in the future.
142	-->The sun has set, now night is falling
143	-->Never again to hear the calling
144	-->[[TitleDrop The sun has set upon the golden age]]!
145	* EpicRocking: A ''lot'' of Alestorm's songs go past the 6 minute mark. "Captain Morgan's Revenge" (6:49), "To the End of Our Days" (6:22), "Chronicles of Vengeance" (6:24), "Death Throes of the Terrorsquid" (7:45), "1741 (The Battle of Cartagena)" (7:18), "Sunset on the Golden Age" ('''11:26'''), "To the End of the World" (6:43), "Treasure Island" (7:48)... Essentially, it's at least [[OnceAnEpisode Once An Album]].
146	* EscapedFromHell: The Huntmaster. "Out of the bowels of hell he sailed, wielding a tankard of freshly brewed ale!"
147	* EqualOpportunityOffender: Cannonball, from Seventh Rum. Doesn't matter what bits you have, Alestorm has you covered.
148	--> ''Stick a cannonball up your cunt // Put your dick in a blender''
149	* ExpospeakGag: The second verse of "Sunset on the Golden Age" uses ''extremely'' heavy SesquipedalianLoquaciousness to mask that it's actually describing the preparation of a hamburger.
150	--> ''Sundered from daylight by the rage of the unseen'' [A cow is killed]\
151	''Betwixt carbonic plateaus where rarity convenes'' [The hamburger buns are flat and made of carbohydrates, hence "carbonic plateaus"; "rarity convenes" refers to a beef patty cooked rare]\
152	''Under the heat of a thousand suns destruction is attained'' [The beef is being cooked]\
153	''When flows the red and ochre histories ingrained'' [Ketchup and mustard are added]
154	* FaceDeathWithDignity:
155	** The pirate crew in "Captain Morgan's Revenge". Thanks to the curse of their dead captain, they've all been captured and are due to be hung from the gallows. So they decide to take one last swig of rum and call it a day.
156	--->At sunrise we will dance the hempen jig / So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig! / The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate / So have no fear and don't look back, the afterlife awaits!
157	** "Rage of the Pentahook" features a HumanoidAbomination with the titular Pentahook. The lyrics paint the Pentahook as TheJuggernaut who can't be stopped. So the singer decides that if the Pentahook's coming for them, they might as well go down with a little pride.
158	--->So we'll raise our hooks up to the sky, and drink to absent friends / Those far away and those who died, still fighting to the end / Have no fear, for life is short and death will take us all / So when the bastard comes for us, we'll meet him standing tall!
159	* FolkMetal: Their primary musical style, combined with a heavy amount of PowerMetal.
160	** From ''Sunset On The Golden Age'' they started incorporating elements of Metalcore into their sound, as well as occasional bits of Chiptune.
161	* ForcedTransformation: Happens to the female protagonist in the video to "Magellan's Expedition". After she takes on a giant rubber duck with twin swords and an assault rifle, it promptly blasts her with eye lasers that turn her into a duck.
162	* FriendlyRivalry: Alestorm has this going with Captain Yarrface of Rumahoy, with Yarrface typically talking trash about Alestorm in a tongue-in-cheek way in his lyrics and Alestorm getting revenge on Yarrface in their latest video "P.A.R.T.Y." by blowing up his island. However, it's all in good fun as Rumahoy has toured with Alestorm and Yarrface has made special guest appearances in their other videos like "Tortuga".
163	* FunWithSubtitles: Watching their music videos on Website/YouTube with captions turned on will often yield some random funny bits thrown in for a laugh.
164	** Shit Boat (No Fans): When the last few lines of the song start a singalong section (complete with bouncing duck icon), the subtitles finish with a suggestion to "Follow the bouncing duck, everyone!" before ending.
165	** Pirate Metal Drinking Crew: Each instance of a dog barking is replaced with a mismatched animal noise, namely "meow" and "oink". The last few lines of the song even has the subtitles say, "Ach, what's the point - if you haven't figured out what the lyrics are at this point there's no hope for you anyway."
166	** Magellan's Expedition: During the guitar solo, the video takes a bizarre turn as the female protagonist approaches a giant rubber duck with laser eyes, swapping out her twin swords for an assault rifle, prompting the subtitles to suggest that the video might not actually be a historically accurate representation of said voyage.
167	** P.A.R.T.Y.: The subtitles have a bit of FunWithAcronyms, wondering what P.A.R.T.Y. stands for and inviting viewers to post their answers in the comment section, with the best answer "winning a year's supply of ham".
168	** The Battle of Cape Fear River: Lyrics are written for the guitar solo.
169	** Seventh Rum of a Seventh Rum's subtitles feature a twofer: an embedded recipe for what appears to be Baked Alaska, followed by the first few lines of Iron Maiden's ''Seventh Son of a Seventh Son'' before the writer cuts himself off with " - wait, shit. Wrong band, sorry!"
170	** In ''Voyage of the Dead Marauder'' during the solo we're given a "Fun Frog Fact" about the Alaskan Wood Frog and its ability to hibernate completely frozen for months at a time by using its own urine as a natural antifreeze. The post-video scene also throws in silly frog-themed lyrics over the chosen preview songs.
171	* GaiasVengeance: Suggested as the origin of the “dendrophagic horde” that ate the titular ship of "Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship". According to legend, grim and frostbitten druids invoked this trope—through a pact with roaming zombie hordes to eat stolen wood, the forest would reclaim its own.
172	* GargleBlaster: The titular "Pegleg Potion" is described as a "toxic punch" that "looks a bit like gravy, and tastes like Captain Crunch". Its recipe:
173	-->''Take one part finest spirit\
174	From Carribean seas,\
175	Mix it up with monkey brains,\
176	And the scrapings from your knees,\
177	A dash of creme de cacao,\
178	A pint of French moonshine''
179	* {{Gorn}}: The lyrics to "Midget Saw":
180	-->''Midget Saw, a deadly fate\
181	Chopped up limbs become shark bait\
182	Midget Saw, the pirate's code\
183	It says that both your legs must go\
184	Hacked to pieces\
185	Ripped to shreds\
186	You're gonna wish that you were dead!''
187	* GratuitousLatin: OminousLatinChanting is used for the outro of "Magellan's Expedition" as follows: "Spatium portibus fictus, venenum coetus unum, vox imperium capulus machina, nitidissimus de omnium algae, circumnavigandum infinita quest." Which isn't as impressive when fed through a Latin to English translation:
188	-->''Space fake landings\
189	Poison group one\
190	Voice-controlled coffee machine\
191	The healthiest of all algae\
192	Circumnavigate the endless quest''
193	* GrimUpNorth: "Magnetic North" is about a Pirate crew questing to "Magnetic North" and subsequently facing a frozen sea, and probably dying along the way.
194	* HeavyMithril: Lyrically, Alestorm are typically more grounded than the average PowerMetal band... but when they go for the mithril, they go ''hard'' for the mithril.
195	* HeelFaceTurn: Implied at the end of the music video for "Drink" where one of the pirates (Chirstopher Bowes) is shown wearing a suit and having dinner with the very family they'd terrorized earlier.
196	** One interpretation of the pirates as described under AdaptationalHeroism is that the pirates started off as {{Nominal Hero}}es at best and then slowly pulled one of these becoming heroes for real.
197	* HollywoodTourettes: The pirate in "Fucked with an Anchor" has been cursed to be incredibly foul-mouthed by a witch doctor.
198	* HollywoodVoodoo: The pirate in "Wooden Leg Part II" decides he's going to replace his inadequate wooden limbs by killing the people who are responsible for the loss of his originals, taking ''their'' arms and legs and sticking them back onto himself.
199	* HonoraryTrueCompanion: On Crystal Coconut, hurdy-gurdiest Patty Gurdy is filling this role. There have been loud calls for her to officially join the band, but she has her own thing going on.
200	* HookHand: The main zombie pirate on the cover of ''Black Sails At Midnight'' has a trident replacing one hand, He also has a sword but you can't see if he's holding it or if it's a BladeBelowTheShoulder.
201	** "Wolves of the Sea" contains the lyrics "The hook of our Captain is looking at you"
202	** "Rage of the Pentahook". The Pentahook has five hooks. Just on his right hand.
203	* HookersAndBlow
204	** "Wenches and Mead" is about ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.
205	** "Treasure Chest Party Quest" has Christopher Bowes say the band has sold out, and they're now "in it for the money, the hookers, and the blow".
206	* HorribleHistoryMetal: They ventured in this genre with "1741 (The Battle of Cartagena)", about the battle [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cartagena_de_Indias of the same name]].
207	* InsaneAdmiral: Or Captain, but with the same purpose. In "1741 (The Battle of Cartagena)", the Captain sails against the Spanish despite overwhelming evidence that he's going to lose, and so he dooms himself and his crew to a LastStand.
208	* IntercourseWithYou: "Questing Upon The Poop Deck" is most [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial certainly not about]] a type of sexual activity.
209	* JollyRoger: They feature their own version of the Jolly Roger, solely replacing the skull with one stylized after their mascot, Jimmy [=McFucknugget=] (basically WhatIf [[Literature/CthulhuMythos Cthulhu]] became a pirate instead of an Elder God), as seen, for example, on the cover of 2014's ''Sunset on the Golden Age''.
210	* LargeHam: Christopher Bowes definitely qualifies. In concert, he'll say things like "When I say go, everyone, rip off your clothes and start having sex with that guy dressed as a shark!" completely seriously. This isn't even getting into his musical bombast and how he bellows the ''beautifully ridiculous'' shit he writes with a completely straight face.
211	* LifeWillKillYou: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBujKTRiQ2o "Swashbuckled"]]. Admiral Nobeard was so fat he was reputedly invulnerable to sword and gun. How did he die? He choked on a pretzel.
212	* LittlePeopleAreSurreal: A midget shows up in "Shipwrecked", [[spoiler: in a hallucination]].
213	** They also have midget doubles portray the band in their "Alestorm" official music video that have the band proper fight them.
214	* LocationSong:
215	** "Mexico" is about Mexico. The pirates travel there because the wenches are a-plenty, the alcohol is free, the party lasts all through the night, and [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment the alcohol is free]].
216	** "Tortuga" tells the story of a pirate fleeing the Royal Navy, who doesn't help his case by stealing a ship (and murdering the crew) and heading for the titular legendary pirate stronghold.
217	* LongestSongGoesLast:
218	** ''Back Through Time'' ends with "Death Throes of the Terrorsquid". (7:45)
219	** ''Sunset on the Golden Age'' ends with "Sunset on the Golden Age". (11:26)
220	** ''No Grave But The Sea'' ends with "Treasure Island". (7:48)
221	* LyricalDissonance: "Fucked With An Anchor" opens with an very upbeat tune... and these lyrics:
222	-->''Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker\
223	We're gonna punch you right in the balls\
224	Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor\
225	You're all cunts so fuck you all''
226	* MetalBandMascot: Two: A zombie-ish pirate and a pirate rat, who appear in all three covers. According to [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Christopher Bowes]], they're called Jimmy [=McFucknugget=] or Cum Guy, and Barry Shitpeas respectively.
227	** GhostPirate: Jimmy.
228	** HookHand: Jimmy again, except for "Black Sails at Midnight" where he has a trident.
229	* MetalScream: Elliot is very good at them.
230	* MissionFromGod: The Huntmaster's is "To bring back beer to the land of the free, this is his quest, his true destiny!"
231	* MoodWhiplash: Present in ''Black Sails At Midnight'', where from the blood-pumping and bombastic "Keelhauled" we go to the somber and depressive "To The End Of Our Days". Also in ''Sunset On The Golden Age'', after the silly and ridiculous cover of "Hangover" the album goes to the title track, which is ''eleven minutes long'' and one of the few grim and serious Alestorm songs.
232	* TheMutiny: Kicks off "Captain Morgan's Revenge". When the pirates make the captain walk the plank, he pronounces a dying {{curse}} upon them all.
233	* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Well.
234	** Fannybaws ('He's a fearsome pirate')
235	** Leviathan
236	** The Pentahook
237	** The Terrorsquid
238	** Possibly Captain Morgan, depending on the context.
239	* TheNeedForMead: "Wenches and Mead". Also "Mead From Hell".
240	* NeverSmileAtACrocodile: "Chomp Chomp" features a mob of alligators (along with other crocodilians) that devours a ship's crew in gruesome fashion, leaving the narrator the SoleSurvivor.
241	* NoodleIncident: During the Live At Summer Breeze 2015 CD for the 10th Anniversary Edition of ''Captain Morgan's Revenge'' before the segue into "Drink", Christopher mentions that the group isn't there to "stick potatoes inside the bottoms of the concert goers sexy girlfriends and make them feel inadequate", stating it's happened before. Elliot then quips "yup", leading to Christopher to say "Jesus Elliot".
242	* OdeToIntoxication: "Rum", and the cover song "I Am A Cider Drinker", "Drink".
243	* OneManArmy:
244	** The Huntmaster vanquishes a considerable number of people single-handedly.
245	** Fannybaws is a fearsome pirate who defeated the mighty terrorsquid all by himself.
246	* OnceUponATime: "In a time men knew the meaning of fear!" the opening lines of "Huntmaster".
247	* OutOfGenreExperience:
248	** When the titular monster awakens, "Death Throes of the Terrorsquid" abruptly becomes a Dimmu Borgir song.
249	** Their cover of "Hangover" features a brief rapping portion by the bassist of Lagerstein, tourmates with Alestorm.
250	** "Tortuga" features a rap section by Captain Yarrface of Rumahoy.
251	** Recent albums have songs featuring snatches of chiptune, notably "1741" and "Mexico", which both lead off with it. This is blown up macro-sized with the '16th Century' bonus CD of Crystal Coconut, where ''every song'' is redone in chip and the vocals bitcrushed. As an added bonus, the chiptune portion of the original "Wooden Leg Part II" is inverted and delivered with some quite nice acoustic guitar.
252	** The acoustic version of "Come to Brazil" on Seventh Rum features some Zappa-esque turbo saxophone, ''and it works''.
253	* APirate400YearsTooLate: A few of their songs are sung from a modern perspective, like "The Sunk'n Norwegian", about how hard it is to find any place good enough to be a modern pirate.
254	* PirateSong: A pirate-themed PowerMetal band that patterns its songs after these, with sea shanty beats and lyrics about [[https://youtube.com/watch?v=GTyMhv7MCCs the golden age of piracy]] and [[https://youtube.com/watch?v=Od7I54LHTTU warfare]]. And sometimes sillier things like [[https://youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0 stealing beer]]. They have also made {{Cover Version}}s of other famous pirate songs, like "[[Series/LazyTown You Are a Pirate]]", "[[Music/StanRogers Barrett's Privateers]]" and "Wolves of the Sea".
255	* ProgressiveInstrumentation: "Buckfast Powersmash" has the sequence guitar > drums > keyboards > bass > voice.
256	* TheQuest: Lots of these, including a track by the same name.
257	* RedemptionEqualsDeath: The protagonists of "Magnetic North" mention to be seeking redemption in the titular location, but the song frequently notes they'll most certainly die along the way.
258	* RedemptionQuest: "Magnetic North" is a minor example. The singer wants to go "far beyond the ice and snow" for redemption.
259	* RetiredMonster: The narrator of "Pirate Song" is a retired pirate who's murdered countless men, women, and children, all for the sake of money, sex, and booze. The chorus shows that he has no regrets about this despite knowing that he's likely going to hell when he dies.
260	* RevolvingDoorBand: You don't even know the half of it... the revolving door nature of the band's lineup is possibly a very big reason as to why the band have noticeably changed musically over the years.
261	* RhymingWithItself: Subverted. The initial lyrics from "Shit Boat (No Fans)" were "You'd better give us all the money in your treasure chest / Or Kristoff's gonna take a shit on your fucking chest" before the band was advised to tone down the song.
262	** Played straight in "Mexico", where one part has two lines both ending with "the alcohol is free".
263	** "Big Ship Little Ship" has one section where "boat" is rhymed with "boat".
264	--->Living in a lighthouse? That'd be a shite-house!\
265	Living in a shed would make me feel dead!\
266	Living in a city would be really shitty!\
267	But living on a boat would float my boat!
268	* RockBeatsLaser: 17th Century pirates halt an alien invasion of space squids in "Surf Squid Warfare".
269	* SeaMonster: [[KrakenAndLeviathan Leviathan]], [[GiantSquid the Terrorsquid]].
270	* SequelSong: "Death Throes of the Terrorsquid" is a sequel to "Leviathan", as both songs feature a beast called "Leviathan" and follow some sort of chronology. "Leviathan" has the pirate crew hunt down an ancient beast of yore to battle it, but lose the battle and the beast escapes after slaughtering most of the crew. "Death Throes of the Terrorsquid" concerns the Crew's RoaringRampageOfRevenge against the beast, and the second round of the battle.
271	** "Surf Squid Warfare" is a sequel to "Back Through Time", where the pirates travel into the future to fight [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot undead squids from space]].
272	** "Wooden Leg Part 2: The Woodening".
273	* ShoutOut:
274	** Several, including a brief retread of the theme from ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' in "No Quarter", the use of [[Literature/TreasureIsland "with a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho"]] in "Keelhauled" and the theme tune to ''Series/{{Chucklevision}}'' in "Buckfast Powersmash".
275	** The Huntmaster quotes the verse from the poem ''Weidmannsheil'' by Oskar von Riesenthal on bottles of Jägermeister (Huntmaster):
276	-->''This is the hunter's badge of glory\
277	That he protects and defends his quarry\
278	Hunts with honour, as is due\
279	And through the beast to the Gods is true''
280	** They also reference Music/RunningWild in "Scraping the Barrel".
281	-->You may think you've heard all this music before,\
282	That Running Wild did it back in '84\
283	But times are a-changing and we don't give a damn!\
284	So if you don't like it, go start your own band!
285	** One of the band's two mascots, the pirate rat Barry Shitpeas, shares a name with a character from Creator/CharlieBrooker's works.
286	** In the music video for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th4Czv1j3F8 Fucked with An Anchor]] Gareth can be seen playing a bass with Music/{{Prince}}'s logo on it.
287	** Chris has [[https://www.reddit.com/r/Alestorm/comments/dd8nzk/stupid_question_about_pegleg_potion/ admitted]] that parts to the lyrics of Pegleg Potion (specifically "I sail the seas of Scrub-a-Dub Island" and "always [on the] search [for] treasure") are stolen from the description on a bottle of "Matey" bubble bath. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, really.]]
288	** In the video for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AaNj7W4AKo Big Ship Little Ship]], Chris briefly invokes Music/FreddieMercury in Queen's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Mc-NYPHaQ I Want to Break Free]] video.
289	** ''Curse of the Crystal Coconut'' contains several to Franchise/DonkeyKong. The track "Pirate's Scorn" is a cover of a song from the ''WesternAnimation/DonkeyKongCountry'' TV series, the title of the album is almost directly the name of an episode from the same show (replacing "Legend" with "Curse"), and the album artwork features a Crystal Coconut from ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong64'', a gorilla skeleton wearing a tie, a few Kremlings, a TNT barrel, and a DK Coin.
290	** In The Battle of Cape Fear River: one of the ways Blackbeard might die is projected to be a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHUofC27NwY 'shotgun in the bum']]. asdfgfa is one of Chris Bowes' many side projects. The video also references Indiana Jones as Elliot resorts to using a cutlass when his gun fails to fire, and taunts another of the bandmates who promptly shoots him dead.
291	* ShownTheirWork: Someone in the crew got the brilliant idea to use a scientific term for the behaviour of the antagonists of 'Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship: 'dendrophagic' describes the habit of eating trees. And, it would seem by extension, wood in general.
292	* SilverFox: The eponymous "Nancy The Tavern Wench", "A lovely bar-maiden/She may be old/But her beauty ain't fadin'."
293	* SingingVoiceDissonance: Bowes' natural voice is much softer than his guttural harsh tone in the songs. This is also evidenced in his various 'Christopher Bowes at the Organ' side-mini-albums.
294	* SkyPirates: "Heavy Metal Pirates" seems to be about them ("We're the Heavy Metal Pirates, we sail across the sky!")
295	* SlasherSmile: [[MetalBandMascot Jimmy]] cracks one of these at the covers of "Black Sails At Midnight", "Back Through Time" and the "Leviathan" solo cover.
296	** Well, he ''is'' an undead pirate with no lips and a mean KubrickStare.
297	* SongOfSongTitles: "Drink" name-drops several past Alestorm songs.
298	* StepUpToTheMicrophone: For the last chorus of "Rum", Elliot Vernon sings the lead vocals as well as handling the main keyboards while Bowes crowdsurfs (and usually tells the audience to "take him to the bar").
299	* StylisticSuck: Their music videos started displaying this in 2020, due to the COVID pandemic making it harder to produce proper music videos using a larger film crew. Gloriously averted with the 2022 video for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c967usVxYq0 P.A.R.T.Y]], which is splendidly animated.
300	* SuddenNameChange: The band's undead rat mascot seems to be called Barry Shitpeas or Scurvy Steeve, depending on who you ask.
301	* TakeThat:
302	** "Swashbuckled" is a playful repartee at Alestorm's friends, fellow pirate band Swashbuckle, in response to the latter's "We Are The Storm".
303	*** "Scraping the Barrel", off of ''Back Through Time'', is a response to some of the band's criticism as being a "gimmicky band" that will eventually become dry. Their response? "If you don't like it, go start your own band."
304	** The song "Back Through Time", concerning a ship of pirates that travel through time and wind up fighting and defeating a ship of vikings, is clearly a jab at the many bands that sing about vikings and Myth/NorseMythology.
305	-->''You put your faith in Odin and Thor\
306	We put ours in cannons and whores\
307	Your viking gods won't save you now\
308	When pirates strike from the starboard bow''
309	** The 7-second long "Rumpelkombo" is this. Once, Alestorm was touring with Music/GraveDigger, and they were basically the opposite of Alestorm: old, cranky, and hated drinking and partying, so the entire tour pretty much consisted of Music/GraveDigger hating Alestorm. During an interview, the lead singer, Chris Boltendahl described Alestorm as a "rumpelkombo," which basically means "group of rowdy idiots." Well, [[{{Troll}} Christopher Bowes then decided to write the really quick song where the only word is "rumpelkombo," but then credited the lyrics to Boltendahl]], thus giving him a royalty check every month that's a couple of cents from Alestorm, reminding him of the band.
310	** The song "Treasure Chest, Party Quest" is a deliberate example, with LeaningOnTheFourthWall humor about selling out and a trashy music video intended to scare off fans that take the band too seriously.
311	--->'''The Band on the video:''' "Oh wow! We tried our very best to make a video that would alienate as many of our fans as possible. I think we succeeded! This song is about giving birth to yourself, selling out, and driving awful Yugoslavian cars. All the classic elements of pirate metal!"
312	* TalkLikeAPirate: Naturally. Mostly done in short bursts rather than entire songs, but early albums lean into this more heavily.
313	* TitledAfterTheSong: Inverted with "Alestorm", a song titled after the band.
314	* TookALevelInBadass: "Leviathan" and "Death Throes of the Terrorsquid" concern the same crew. In the first the monster slaughters them with impunity, but in the second [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu the crew takes revenge]]. The chorus makes it clear: The chorus in the first song is about the beast's fearsome slaughter, the chorus in the second is the crew's BadassBoast.
315	* TransformationSequence: In the video for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZglX4P-tpcA Shit Boat]], Chris gets one before kicking the shit out of the pirate crew in a rather fetching gown. This is subverted shortly thereafter when he whips it off to continue fighting/dancing [[MaleFrontalNudity in the buff]]. (Don't worry, it's all animated.)
316	* UnreliableNarrator: Interestingly enough, we're never told exactly why the perpetrator is being keelhauled in "Keelhauled." We pretty much just have the narrator's word for it that he did something bad.
317	-->''I will not say what he has done\
318	His sins are far too great to tell\
319	It's not my place to judge a man\
320	But for them he will burn in Hell''
321	** The video seems to imply that he [[{{DisproportionateRetribution}} stole some of the captain's money...]]
322	* VerbedTitle: "Keelhauled", "Shipwrecked".
323	* VictoriasSecretCompartment: In the video for "Shipwrecked", several of the wenches are shown secreting coins in their cleavage.
324	* ViewersAreGeniuses: "The Huntmaster" ends by quoting the English translation of the poem inscribed on bottles of Jägermeister, which itself is the German word for "Huntmaster".
325	* VillainProtagonist: The songs are aware they are talking about a bunch of selfish, petty and murderous thieves.
326	** The clearest example is "Pirate's Song", which describes a RetiredMonster of a pirate elaborating on his numerous crimes and how he doesn't feel an ounce of remorse.
327	** "Fannybaws" is about a pirate of the same name, described as a fearsome scoundrel and lawbreaker. Yet the lyrics portray him as incredibly awesome, too.
328	** "Bar Und Imbiss" is a first-person account of the ransacking of a bar and kidnapping of the bartender's ugly wife somewhere in dark Thuringia.
329	* ViolentGlaswegian: When it comes to the band's [[DarkerAndEdgier darker]] and more [[BlackComedy brutally hilarious]] songs, Chris' bombastic Scottish accent paints a pretty vivid image of this.
330	* WalkThePlank: In "Captain Morgan's Revenge" and "Keelhauled", in the latter case as a pretext to something [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keelhauling far worse]]. In ''Sunset On The Golden Age'' they now have a track ''named'' "Walk the Plank".
331	* WouldHurtAChild: One of the verses of "Pirate's Song" is "I've killed and I've shot, and reddened the cold tears of children with blood!", driving home just how much of a RetiredMonster our protagonist is.
332	** The subject of "Rage of the Pentahook" will "eat your kids". The narrator also notes that "one time he shot a baby - with a gun!"
333	* WretchedHive: A lot of these tend to show up in the songs, such as the cafe in "Nancy the Tavern Wench" and the inn where "That Famous Ol' Spiced" is apparently served, not to mention the titular tavern known as "The Sunken Norwegian."
334	* WordSaladLyrics:
335	** The pre-choruses of "Pegleg Potion". Probably as a result of ''drinking'' said [[GargleBlaster pegleg potion]]....
336	--->''Ephemeral, delectable,\
337	Entirely undetectable,\
338	You'll need a pair of spectacles,\
339	For diplomatic dog!''\
340	\
341	''From Oregon to South Dakota,\
342	Underwater toilet quota,\
343	Driving in an old Toyota,\
344	Systematic frog!''
345	** "Sunset on the Golden Age" has poetic-sounding, but mostly nonsensical lyrics. The second verse appears to be an ExpospeakGag describing how hamburgers are made.
346	* YouDirtyRat: One of the bands mascots is a undead rat.

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