Line #96 MundaneUtility/RealLife


1	* Perhaps the most ubiquitous example of the trope is the use of any machine with a large flat top as a table. Everything from washing machines to million dollar pieces of lab equipment will be used to hold up a mug or clip board at some point.
2	* Nitroglycerine -- otherwise known as the explosive ingredient in dynamite and often a component of many other explosives and propellants -- has a wide range of medical uses and is useful for treating some heart conditions. If you have a prescription for medical nitro tablets, you need to get a new bottle every six months even if you haven't taken any (the stuff works better if it's fresh). Any tablets left in the old bottle make '''great''' fertilizer for your houseplants.
3	* Using tesla coils to [[https://youtu.be/K4apTqsfNbk play music.]]
4	* Ted Taylor, a nuclear physicist, used the reflected thermal pulse of a [[NukeEm nuclear blast]] to light a cigarette at one of the atomic bomb tests.
5	* On-duty firefighters often use the fire engine to perform routine inspections or even just buy lunch, since they must stay near the vehicle at all times as they may be sent on a call. They also usually wear part of their turnout gear, eliciting surprised reactions from the public.
6	** Police officers do the same thing, although their less imposing cruisers are less extrusive than fire trucks. [[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/OMON.jpg Here's a picture]] from Website/TheOtherWiki of some Russian OMON officers perusing the aisles.
7	*** In 2001, the crew of a police helicopter in Albuquerque, NM [[http://articles.latimes.com/2001/oct/06/news/mn-54169/ used their aircraft]] to make a run down to [[DonutMessWithACop the just-opened Krispy Kreme]]. They were seriously reprimanded, but soon after, it made for overwhelmingly good publicity for both the donut shop and the APD.
8	* In 2008, [[http://www.iol.co.za/news/world/russian-tank-rams-house-on-vodka-run-1.392349#.VFcaf8lNfmg/ a few Russian soldiers used a tank]] to make a [[VodkaDrunkenski vodka run. Perhaps just to punctuate exactly how drunk they were, they also proceeded to run into a village cottage.]]
9	** In similar fashion, Indonesian pilots in the 50's also used unused ammo storage space (and weight) to carry stuff from back home or wherever they happen to fly to. [[https://historia.id/histeria/articles/jajan-tahu-pakai-pesawat-mustang-PG8Yo For reference in Indonesian]], TL;DR: Indonesian Air Force pilots in the 50's got P-51 Mustangs (which often sat idling due to lack of pilots) and some pilots had been known to fly those Mustangs to other bases in other provinces just for snacks while keeping the aircraft used.
10	* Military equipment is often used for NotTheIntendedUse, as soldiers in the field need to maximize their equipment's abilities while minimizing the amount of equipment they carry. The Spetsnaz learn how to use their shovels as [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking daggers, throwing hatchets, and frying pans]]. Compiled in the Website/{{Cracked}}.com article [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19085_the-6-most-ingenious-misuses-military-hardware.html/ The 6 Most Ingenious Misuses of Military Hardware]].
11	** In UsefulNotes/WorldWarI, British machine gunners found that by using clean water to cool their guns, the resultant boiling water [[BritsLoveTea could be used to make tea]].
12	*** During UsefulNotes/WorldWarII, British tank crews in north Africa fried eggs on their tanks. British tanks were equipped with on-board water boiling vessels, which could be accessed from inside the crew compartment; [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling_vessel these were explicitly intended for]] [[BritsLoveTea making tea]], but easy access to hot water turned out to have many other uses in wartime: first aid, disinfecting the water supply, cooking rations, and so on, all without having to light fires. Almost every British tank since the Centurion, down to the present-day Challenger 2, carries a Boiling Vessel, and other nations are starting to catch up to the advantages of having a BV inside a vehicle.
13	*** American soldiers in UsefulNotes/WorldWarII and Vietnam sometimes heated their meals over campfires fueled by plastic explosive. This is probably a good way to give yourself cancer, but plastic explosives can be burned without any risk of detonation, and they need little encouragement to burn vigorously. It's a pretty expensive trick, but it's a good way to light a fire in the rain.
14	*** Soldiers in WWII and Vietnam were also able to use their helmet shells (which could be split from the liner) as pots or entrenching tools. Creator/BillMauldin had a digression on this in Literature/UpFront, talking about how US soldiers were almost always seen with their helmets, while many German soldiers abandoned theirs -- since the US helmet could double as a shovel and a cooking pot.
15	** Back in the UsefulNotes/FrancoPrussianWar, the steam locomotives of French troop trains were fitted with special valves and piping to brew huge amounts of coffee.
16	** Soldiers may do their washing over a long off-road trip by putting dirty fatigues, water and soap flakes in a sealed container and stashing the whole thing in the back of their jeep. ([[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brose "Laundry brose"]]?) It was even used to advertise the vehicle at one point.
17	** In the first Gulf War, American tankers put their Meals-Ready-to-Eat packs on the exhausts of their Abram tanks and run the huge engine just to heat their food.
18	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3XZ4qoKGw0 Fishing with a rocket launcher.]] It's as hilariously awesome as it sounds.
19	*** Soviet aviators used one of the first mass produced rockets with time fuses to this end. Vasiliy Stalin (yes, [[UsefulNotes/JosefStalin Uncle Joe]]'s son) was demoted after an incident when he and a deputy commander were wounded and their weapons engineer killed while rocket-fishing (not all timers are equally precise).
20	*** The Swedish navy occasionally used depth [[SerialEscalation charges]] for this purpose.
21	** During World War II, pilots would put kegs of beer in the payload when they were flying planes for noncombat purposes. The frigid jetstream air made great refrigeration.
22	*** Also, British bomber crews would chain a cask of ice cream mix to the tail of their plane. Turbulent, chilly air meant it was frozen perfectly at the end of a mission.
23	*** Bored airplane mechanics would sometimes {{MacGyver\|ing}} up a wind-powered mixer, latched it with a tank of ice cream mix underneath a fighter plane, and have it fly around for a few minutes. Sometimes, though, if the mechanics were too lazy to install the mixer, the pilot compensated by performing several aerial maneuvers.
24	** The Soviets used to tie cans with home brew to APC wheels. The rotation and heat really accelerated the fermentation.
25	** Ask a soldier, any soldier, from any army, about the various ways their equipment--from tanks to nuclear missiles--can be used to open beer bottles. You might be surprised by the answer. For example, there were supposedly sixty-three places to open a beer bottle on an [=M60A3=] tank, though that story is likely apocryphal.[[note]]There are actually only sixty-two; one of the items on the list serves as a shibboleth to root out spies and posers.[[/note]]
26	*** The [[UsefulNotes/IsraelisWithInfraredMissiles Israeli Defence Force]] had a problem with soldiers using the magazine lip of their weapons as a bottle opener, which damaged them. In response to this, the Galil ARM light machine gun incorporated a bottle opener in its design.
27	*** Same for armies using AKM-derivatives. Old AKM magazines for 7.62 mm ammo have solid steel lips that are perfect for bottle opening and resistant to damage. Modern composite mags for 5.45 an 5.56 mm...not so much.
28	** An American-Civil-War-vintage list of uses for a bayonet ranges from candle-holder to can opener. Stabbing the enemy is not on the list. (And casualty figures bore this out: no more than 2% of all wounds and deaths in the Civil War came from edged weapons.)
29	** American battleships (especially Dreadnaught types) often used their barbettes[[note]]The long armored tube the main batter turrets sit on top of[[/note]] as libraries. Since the barbette contain the ship's magazines, they are temperature and humidity controlled. This is to keep the explosives fresh and nonvolatile but also makes ideal book storage conditions.
30	** Operation Magic Carpet, the US Navy's operation to demobilize the Pacific after WWII involved using a bunch of then state of the art expensive warships as transports to get military personnel home.
31	** The Japanese Defense Force Navy's ships are almost all capable of doubling as relief ships in an emergency, one of the the few traditions they inherited from the Imperial Japanese Navy.
32	** During World War II, the British government issued gas masks to the general population in case the Germans decided to use chemical weapons. UsefulNotes/AlanTuring used his when riding his bicycle to work at Bletchley Park because he suffered from hayfever, and the filters did a good job of blocking pollen.
33	* And then there is the postwar use of military equipment, such as:
34	** Using old military rifles as hunting rifles. Many a serviceman would live out their days chasing deer with a rifle, at least of the same vintage, that they had used or looted in war.
35	** Utility vehicles often got repurposed for agricultural work or personal transport. Jeeps famously became a staple of post war America, and German farms could be found with the bizarre Sd.Kfz.2 tracked motorcycle decades after the second world war ended.
36	** Speaking of Jeeps, Post-war America wasn't the only place where Jeeps became popularized as civilian transport. The [[UsefulNotes/{{Philippines}} Filipino]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeepney Jeepney]].
37	** Even if the whole vehicle isn't reused, parts often are. Engines are particularly prized.
38	** Many light combat ships were turned into houseboats, yachts, or research vessels. This is how the only surviving members of many ships remain.
39	** The British Horsa Glider was often bought and reused as sheds or cottages after World War II.
40	** Medium bombers preserved for heritage purposes are often still used for aerial photography since they still have unrivaled mounting positions for cameras, in the places where defensive armament once was mounted.
41	** Airplane drop tanks. Billions of dollars spent to give them the perfect aerodynamic shape... so after the war, someone got the idea of sticking an engine in and making [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakester an extremely fast car]]. Meanwhile, in Vietnam, the peasants cut them in half to make [[https://www.flyingmag.com/pilots-places/pilots-adventures-more/unusual-river-boats-plying-vietnamese-waters/ superstreamlined boats]].
42	* Precision Laser Cutter. Possible use? High-tech pizza cutter.
43	** Using a laser to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4OV2UofPFg play music]] or ''point at things'' is pretty overkill from a perspective of not too long ago.
44	*** Even when people got used to using lasers to point at things, using them to entertain cats probably still seems like this trope.
45	* Computer processors generate high amounts of heat, which can be used to warm or cook food. Early mainframe/supercomputers produced so much heat that their cooling systems often doubled as a heating plant for the rest of the building.
46	** One Russian computer journal in 80486 era reported an overclocking attempt being successful only after the reporter set at the radiator a cup of coffee he wanted to keep warm. This is still often used in modern data-centers.
47	** [[http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_abuse.shtml Rinkworks]] gives a few examples:
48	-->''My personal favourite, a guy who brought food to class every day and warmed his lunch by opening his computer's case and putting his tinfoil parcel onto the CPU's heatsink. Amazingly it didn't cause damage until the stew he brought on the next to last day leaked out and shorted not just his machine but the entire floor of the building. What frightened me most is that he was genuinely shocked that we were shouting at him about it.''
49	-->''A friend worked for a company that made IC's. Every few months, their yields would go down to about zero. Analysis of the failures showed all sorts of organic material was introduced in the process, but they couldn't figure out where. One evening, someone was working late and came into the lab. There he found the maintenance crew cooking pizza in the chip curing ovens!''
50	** There was an incident before fabs ran 24/7 where a facility's tech used a diffusion oven to cook hotdogs.
51	** [[http://www.qdb.us/60330 From QDB chat records]].
52	--><evilAdmin> Got back from meeting with a friend, who wanted to show me some $35K Server systems in a datacenter basically underground downtown that he is a part of.\
53	<evilAdmin> During the tour, I'm like "Dude- is that a pizzabox inbetween those 4U servers?", and he's like "Yup. Want some lunch?". Pulls the box out, grabs a slice. I already ate, so I passed.\
54	<evilAdmin> He says that the $20K 8x Opteron boxes generate lots of heat, and thus keep the Pizza warm.\
55	<evilAdmin> I'm like "Don't Oppies have [=PowerNow=] or some AMD cooler shit?", and he's like "Yeah, but we run [=SETI/Prime95=] to keep the pizza hot".
56	** It doesn't always work: [[http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Classic-WTF-The-Pie-T-Department.aspx here]], the heated pies are dripping fat into the server.
57	** This is exploited by the [=KFConsole=], which uses the heat from its Intel i9 processor to keep food warm.
58	* In 1907, the Stanley Cup was stolen from a house where it was to be photographed. When the thief wasn't able to pawn the trophy, he eventually just left it at the same house. The photographer's wife used it as a flower pot (it was much smaller then) until the team thought to check back there.
59	** Similarly, Ken Jennings used his trophy from ''GrandSlam'' to [[http://ken-jennings.com/blog/archives/577 eat cereal]] and [[http://ken-jennings.com/blog/archives/596 as a dog food bowl]].
60	* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Plowshare Operation Plowshare]], research into the use of atom bombs for landscaping.
61	* People who hand load ammunition will use smokeless powder they don't need anymore, or that came from disassembled cartridges whose cases they will reuse, as fertilizer. Makes sense if you know that synthetic fertilizer and many high explosives are both products of nearly the same production process.
62	* Fire extinguishers have many alternative uses:
63	** Cooling beer with blasts from a fire extinguisher: a costly but effective frat-house short cut, confirmed by ''Series/MythBusters''.
64	** A proposal to mandate a fire extinguisher in every public school class room in the United States is making its rounds on the internet. Not as a fire deterrent, they have built-in sprinkler systems. This is a method to prevent school shootings. The idea is that the kids huddle and the teacher takes the door. If the gun man comes in, he is greeted with a point-blank blast-until-empty of fire extinguisher to the face. This super-chilled chemicals will cause the shooter's throat to close up and are in enough concentration at that range that shooter should pass out on the spot. If he's enough to still be standing, he's in no shape to fire the weapon reliably at a target. And if he's still insisting on standing up, the teacher now has the canister, which is light enough to now wield as a bludgeon to finish the job.
65	* Nuclear power is produced by using the radioactive material to boil water into steam which turns generators. Many people are surprised to find out that in a nuclear power plant, the radioactive material which can level cities and cause cancer in minutes is being used to boil water.
66	** [=COB=]s on older nuclear submarines would use the water heated by the reactor to make coffee.
67	** To add on to the nuclear subs, it's not uncommon to see Nuclear Operators, especially the Chemists, using the insanely purified water intended to clean lab equipment to make coffee, tea, or even just to refill their water bottles.
68	** The US government had been considering an unorthodox method for making electricity in the '60s and '70s. It involved setting off a large number of nuclear explosives in an underground cave and using the latent heat from the explosions to produce power. Russians used underground nuclear explosions for excavations and rock fracturing in oil and gas fields until TheNineties.
69	** Same goes for Geothermic power. When people hear this word, they tend to think of '''harnessing the powers of a volcano!''' When you really get down to it, it's more or less sticking a giant cooking pot low enough into the Earth so that it produces steam. For all its uses, electricity is pretty mundane.
70	*** In Iceland, geothermic power mostly means "putting the naturally occurring hot water into pipes and warming our houses with it".
71	* An explosive ordnance disposal crew in Camp Victory would [[http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/05/AR2007050501009_2.html take their bomb disposal robot with them on fishing trips,]] leaving the robot to hold the rod while they remained in the shade. [[CompanionCube The crew treated the robot like part of their family,]] so they reasoned he earned vacations, too.
72	* What do you get when you take a captured Iraqi tank and stick a pair of jet engines on it? The world's most awesome [[http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2009/08/jet-engines-on-trucks-for-fun-and.html fire extinguisher.]]
73	** The "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bnXIqlFiKg Big Wind]]" fire extinguisher literally blew out a lit oil well. The design? Two jet engines from a [=MiG=]-21 fighter jet sitting atop the body of a T-34 tank. And a few streams of water for good measure. Kill it with water!
74	** Similarly, the Russians got the idea of bolting surplus jet engines onto trucks to clear snow off airport runways. This practice has started catching on in several areas outside of Russia as well. Such as drying the track after it rains at a NASCAR race.
75	*** [[http://archive.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2011/01/23/mbtas_mattapan_line_relies_on_snowzilla_in_worst_weather/ It works for trains tracks too]].
76	** Unfortunately, it isn't always a bed of roses, as Aeroflot Flight 3352 at Irkutsk in 1984 showed -- an overworked Air Traffic Controller messed up and directed an incoming liner to land on the runway that was being cleaned. Because the snowblowers mounted large tanks of jet fuel, the resulting explosion and fire got much larger than it would've otherwise been, killing everyone aground and most aboard. Because the cockpit got torn from the body of the plane and thrown away from explosion, the pilots survived, and the Captain reportedly had to be restrained from shooting the ATC on the spot.[[note]]The Soviet Union was suffering a surge in plane hijackings at the time, so the pilots were armed to protect themselves.[[/note]]
77	* Of course, '''The Internet''' itself. Originally developed in 1960 as a way to communicate between military computers in various nations by [=DARPA=] in case of a communication failure, let's just say the [[{{Understatement}} world will be very different today]] if the Internet was stuck to fulfilling just what it was designed to do.
78	* Considering many of the recent advances of the last few decades have been made with computers, and just how much technology has come about through computers, not to mention just how much of society is automated and made easier by computers, why are you using yours just to read Website/TVTropes?
79	** Or watch Website/YouTube. The entirety of Website/YouTube. In fact, 90% of what 90% of internet users use their internet for could probably be filed under either "entertainment" or "convenience".
80	** [[http://xkcd.com/676/ This]] Webcomic/{{xkcd}} says it all.
81	** And the only way it could be "improved" [[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12936417/#12938389 is...]]
82	** Flash itself went full circle. Originally a means of producing animated content using vector graphics and other functions, thus saving bandwidth, it now serves up video streams of those same animations. Also, interactive Flash ads.
83	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuWSxFWv3Fo How to undress a woman with an excavator.]] The name says it all.
84	* We have the technology to interpret brain waves. What does some enterprising company use it for? Living out ''Franchise/StarWars'' fantasies: [[http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/7-13-years/bf1b/ Star Wars Force Trainer.]]
85	** There was one application of this called the NIA. What was it? It made it so you could use a video game controller with your mind.
86	** And there's another device that reads your brain waves so it can manipulate [[https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/kitty-ears animal ears]]. Like a cat.
87	*** Specifically sold as part for a catgirl costume.
88	* One of the most popular iPhone applications, among things like GPS navigation systems and full-3D online FPS games, is one that makes the screen bright white so it can be used as a makeshift flashlight.
89	** Pretty much everyone has done this with every gadget that makes a bright light - cell phones, mp3 players, handheld games...
90	** Several [=ROM=]s available for Android phones have built-in apps to turn the camera flash [=LED=] into a flashlight. Stand-alone apps also exist for this purpose.
91	*** Using the cellphone [=LED=] as a flashlight predates smartphones. Many old flip phones had that option programmed in by default.
92	*** [[TechnologyMarchesOn Technology comes full circle...]]what was once the realm of apps like iTorch is a standard function on both Android and [=iOS=] devices, even with [=CyanogenMod=] or Jailbreak, and is likely the same for phones running Windows 10.
93	* ...and speaking of, the entire concept of the smartphone! A portable computer in everyone's pocket, and 75% of the times it gets taken out of a pocket, it's to look at the time.
94	** Smartwatches never took off because they're redundant, because the phone on its own is cheaper and does so much more. The wristwatch is obsolete because it just tells time. The pocketwatch became obsolete because it had to be taken out of your pocket. So then why take out your phone? Because you take out a pocketwatch and it tells you the time. You take out a smartphone and ''the world'' is within reach.
95	** The compass? Smartphone. The map? Smartphone. GPS? Take a guess.
96	*** Unless you're in a remote area where you'll actually ''need'' those things since signal is non-existent.
97	** Microphone, check. Digital camera, check. Video camera, check. Expensive but useful video-editing apps, check. You essentially have a ''news van'' in your pocket.
98	** All of known human history. Books. Photos. Radio. Music. Television. Mobile Games. Web Browser. Images. Social Media. Encyclopedias on ''every'' topic, regardless of relevance to the world at large. Podcasts. Blogs. Homemade Videos, by the world for the world, via Streaming. ''Virtual Reality''. '''Augmented Reality'''. '''''[[http://pgslab.com/ Full PC Games!]]''''' Give it another 5 years and the face of personal computing will be unrecognizable thanks to high-performance mobile hardware components.
99	** Even the double-edged sword of a portable phone is this. 1984 said we'd be required by law to have [=TVs=] with a two-way camera in our homes, so such laws were fought against. The 20th-century dictatorships realized eliminating dissent through oppression was a logistical impossibility upon losing control, or closed all borders to exist in a cultural vacuum untouched by any other influences. The fear of Y2K encouraged those who didn't need computers to have a total disconnect from a world that was increasingly dependent on then-unreliable tech. Yet the moment they offered cheap communication from anywhere to everywhere, the change was immediate. No intrusive laws, no widespread agents, no manual patches, just an inconspicuous tracker in everyone's pockets, with enough money to actually afford and pay for your smartphones and Internet. Now we have them and they're too useful to give up. There's a [[TheRevolutionWillNotBeBureaucratized couple]] [[DystopiaIsHard reasons]] that [[CorruptPolitician laws]] [[WellIntentionedExtremist against]] Net Neutrality and Privacy are put forward [[AsLongAsThereIsEvil year]] [[{{Determinator}} after year]], only to be blocked by [[SlaveToPR public outcry]] and [[LaResistance online protests]], along with the IT industry lobbying against the proposed laws because it's [[MoneyDearBoy bad for business]] in general [[NotInThisForYourRevolution at worst]] and [[PragmaticVillainy genuinely concerned at best]]... but [[StrawmanHasAPoint let's be honest]], we're balancing on a knife edge and it's too late to put the genie back in its bottle. The only way forward is vigilance on the issue. All because of how much easier it is to use a portable computer as a cheap surveillance bug, a case of MundaneUtility among intelligence organizations if there ever was one.
100	* Modern services providing Cloud Gaming. No, not simple game-streaming like OnLive. The new generation of cloud gaming sets up an entire virtual machine in a datacenter which you access with a login/streamer program or app, enabling you to play games the computer you're ''actually'' on can't. Of course, it does mean that you'll be using loads of bandwidth and it needs to be high speed. Just to play AAA titles where you're not supposed to be able to. Only works with good fiber connection though, the ''[[CuttingTheKnot other]]'' method is to [[JustEatGilligan just buy the required upgrades or Consoles]].
101	* Many of the technological marvels and modern conveniences we make use of today stem from military research, the space program, or years of painstaking, backbreaking, scientific research. The best example may very well be food products like freeze-dried food, and cheese (and other food products) in a tube, made to be used as food...IN SPACE!!! so that astronauts would be able to eat and digest without the zero-G environment making them ill, are now available in the local supermarket.
102	** One science documentary actually went into detail with some modern consumer products that originated in the UsefulNotes/{{NASA}} space program. Among them? Scratchproof Sunglasses (based on the visor of a Space Suit - protection from direct sunlight, and shouldn't easily be damaged by flying space debris). [[http://spinoff.nasa.gov/ Here]] is a list.
103	** NASA is currently funding research into finding a way to use 3D printers to make pizza (And other foods that are not safe to prepare in zero-G).
104	** Superglue was originally conceived as a clear plastic lens used for high-precision sniper rifles. The chemist working on it could never get it to properly work, as the compound would always fog up when they tried to mold it into the shape of a lens. Frustrated, he threw the sample in the trash only to realize it ended up sticking everything it touched together, regardless of material. It always will suck if you tried to use it as a lens, but few other compounds can merge two objects better than superglue.
105	* Drew, creator of webcomic ''Webcomic/ToothpasteForDinner'', owns a lab scale [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermal_depolymerization thermal depolymerization machine,]] which he [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xwMHU-Rdjw uses to turn leftover food into hot dogs.]]
106	* Using liquid nitrogen to rapidly make ice cream is both a popular activity in cryo labs, and a popular demonstration in science classes.[[note]]This isn't just flashy. A key part of ice-cream making is to keep the ice crysals as small as possible, or the ice-cream will have an unpleasant, coarse-grained texture. At commercial scales, the ice cream is continually churned as it freezes, but this is difficult to do in a home freezer; an attractive alternative for deliciously smooth home-made ice-cream is to keep the crystal size down by freezing the ice-cream extremely fast, using as low a temperature as possible, which is where the liquid nitrogen comes in.[[/note]] Or, in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS7n4kVL5kA this case]] liquid oxygen is used to light a grill.
107	** There's now a [[http://www.wired.com/business/2013/06/the-blue-bottle-of-ice-cream/ company]] that uses this as a business model.
108	* Helium was originally discovered during the light-wavelength experiments that enabled physicists and astronomers of the time to figure out what the chemical composition of the Sun was. They later discovered how to manufacture their own helium through the breakdown of radioactive materials. What do most people think of in the context of helium? Balloons.
109	** Which we're [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19048_6-important-things-you-didnt-know-were-running-out-of.html running out of,]] no less.
110	* During the 1950s, the US Postal Service actually considered using ''cruise missiles'' as a mail delivery system. There was one live fire test where they used a rocket to deliver 3,000 letters and they considered it a ''success''.
111	** The Germans were playing around with that idea in the 1930s.
112	** During WWII Soviets used Katiusha missiles (without explosives, of course) to deliver orders and maps when radio silence was in effect.
113	* There have been recorded instances of riot police using their riot shields as [[ShieldSurf snow sleds]] and [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/pixel-eight/6024429000/ tea trays.]]
114	* Being made out of ethanol, American sailors used to make booze out of torpedo fuel, calling it 'jungle juice.' The military then started using all kinds of nasty additives in it specifically because it became a budgetary problem.
115	* The da Vinci surgical system is a $2 million remotely-operated surgical robot. Johns Hopkins comp-sci student Carol Reiley [[http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2011/04/22/135635121/why-use-tweezers-to-play-operation-when-a-robot-will-do used it to play Operation.]]
116	** To be fair, Operation is a game that relies on ''very'' fine motor control - the name isn't just hyperbole. While surgery is much more deadly than a game if danger occurs, if a surgical machine lets you play ''{{TabletopGame/Operation}}'' from thousands of miles away with similarly good results to being there in person, then your robotics research is probably on the right track. If said research has already panned out and is regularly used, the game makes a handy minimum benchmark tool for maintenance. If it can't play a motor skills-based game remotely, then the machine or connection are likely in no condition to be doing real surgery until professional repairs are undertaken.
117	* Knives in general count as this. You take very expensive high-carbide stainless tool steel, treat it with liquid nitrogen, and grind it to a razor-sharp edge. Then you use that to cut tomatoes.
118	** In the Philippines' army, standard issue American KA-BAR fighting knives are demoted from utility knife to a mere eating utensil/extra knife. The reason? KA-BAR knives are too small for jungle use and Filipinos throughout centuries have been used to the idea that a "knife" ought to be the length of one's forearm and can cut (with a single blow) through bamboo, tree branches, spinal columns, etc. In other words, a machete to Americans is a fighting knife to Filipinos, and a fighting knife to Americans is an expensive table knife to Filipinos with an added bonus of being fairly dangerous to a foe.
119	** Inverted with the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolo_knife Bolo Knife]] for the same reasons above - a large machete-like knife originally intended for bushwacking and slicing coconuts, which in the Philippines later became a weapon during the revolts against the Spanish colonists in the 19th century, and to this day is a legitimate weapon in Filipino Martial Arts.
120	* The main reason that Mythbusters exists. JATO rocket-powered cars, cooking with high explosives, using explosives to tenderize meat, using explosives to de-scale cement from a cement truck, using a minigun to cut down a tree, using the sawdust cannon to make kettle corn, using a power lathe to shake up a bottle of soda, and so on. They usually lampshade the impracticality of such things, then go back to talking about how awesome it is.
121	* Pilots of the SR-71 Blackbird used to use the fact that the windows were extremely hot to heat the tubes of food paste they were issued.
122	* Whenever an aircraft carrier is transferring to another port, the crew will use the flight deck as a glorified parking lot to carry their cars to their new port. This is justified, since this method of vehicle transportation is far cheaper than looking for smaller ships to do the job. As for the aircraft that normally take up all that space, [[BoringButPractical those are just flown directly to their new base]], since the practice and readiness check offsets the additional fuel cost.
123	* The PR-2 from Willow Garage--one of the first commercial robots built for the sake of building a robot (all that Google money has to go somewhere, right?) Design specifications? Fetches a beer and makes a sandwich. Other known uses include: making cookies, folding laundry. All for the low, low price of... $400,000.00?!
124	** ...but falling! Seriously, they're now thinking that robot arm butlers and maids will be a standard thing in less than 20 years.
125	* Electricity. We kind of take it for granted these days, what with how absolutely ubiquitous it is, but someone from a prescientific era would be ''[[IncrediblyLamePun shocked]]'' that we not only have harnessed the very powers of heaven itself, but that we use them to do such trivial things as cook our food and light our homes.
126	* The BLU-82, also known as the "daisy cutter", was a 15,000-pound conventional explosive dropped from a C-130 or MC-130. It's one of the largest explosives ever created, with an estimated blast radius of about 300 to 900 feet. Its intended purpose was to clear large areas of forest, such as the jungles of [[UsefulNotes/TheVietnamWar Vietnam]] for helicopter landing zones and artillery positions faster than could be done by hand or with heavy clearing equipment like bulldozers. Though, to be fair, it did not take people very long to realize how good of a conventional bomb it made.
127	* Prior to its destruction during the 2022 Ukranian conflict, the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An-225 Antonov An-225]] was the biggest, heaviest plane in the world. It was created to transport the Soviet ''Buran'' space shuttle, but when that whole project collapsed it was employed as a commercial cargo plane instead. One famous flight involved the An-225 delivering over 200,000 prepared meals to an American military base in Oman. One wonders what the tip was...
128	* Turns out, when you fire a gun for long enough, parts of it get pretty hot. Especially true with suppressors/silencers. So, some guys decided to use that excess heat - to light a cigarette and to ''cook bacon''. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snI0SU_irxY
129	* Much of military defense research ends up being used primarily for this INSTEAD of for violence and destruction. During the middle twentieth century, considerable research was done into not only lasers (Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation), but also masers (Microwave Amplication through Stimulated Emission of Radiation). Both weapons turned out to be impractical owing to the power consumption requirements. But lasers have found their way into almost every industry, while masers can be found in almost every home in the developed world. Ever hear the history of the microwave oven? The key part is the magnetron which is used in radar. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percy_Spencer Percy Spencer]] discovered radar could melt [[BunnyEarsLawyer the chocolate bars in his pocket]] and then started to use it for all his cooking needs.
130	** Richard James was a naval engineer working for a shipyard in 1943 when he was asked to create springs to stabilize sensitive instruments on the high seas. When he dropped a prototype, he watched as it fell from a bookshelf and started "stepping" in a series of archs across the room. Several years later and with a little bit of fine tuning, he presented it as a toy to the kids in his neighborhood. His wife Betty eventually gave the modified spring the name the rest of the world would come to know it by: [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slinky the Slinky.]]
131	** Movement-tracking technology used in making CGI for movies was originally developed for anti-missile defense.
132	* Believe it or not, you ''can'' cook food with a flamethrower or blowtorch. Just note, "[[DontTryThisAtHome can]]" doesn't mean "should''.
133	* Foods like ''crème brûlée'' are often is cooked with a blowtorch. In some cases, certain pastry chefs use blowtorches to caramelize sugar sprinkled across some varieties of dessert.
134	* According to Website/TheOtherWiki, Old Faithful was frequently used by soldiers in the late 1800s to do their laundry.
135	* The [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/this/AggyExtrapolate.html flash game]] at the end of [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/2014/03/aggy-extrapolate/ this]] ''Webcomic/{{Prequel}}'' update involves solving a puzzle where you jump pegs over other pegs to eliminate them until you are left with only one. [[SurpriseDifficulty It's harder than it looks.]] So after 5 or 10 minutes of staring and two failed attempts, [[http://yal.cc/about/ YellowAfterlife]] decided to just [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/2014/03/aggy-extrapolate/#comment-1309402591 write a program that would find a solution and output a step-by-step recipe.]] He spent half an hour ''writing a program'' to solve a ''peg-jumping flash puzzle'' because he found that ''easier to do''.
136	-->'''Another reader:''' That is some serious linear thinking man. You solved the puzzle so hard you literally conquered it.
137	-->'''Another other reader:''' [[CallBack You solved it without touching the pieces!]]
138	* Adrenaline: the body's fight-or-flight overclock mechanic is far more likely to be triggered intentionally by some form of thrill-seeking than it is in a life-or-death situation, mostly because of the rush it gives.
139	* Skateboards. While known for fancy tricks that the talented can perform, they're also an efficient means of getting around, on top of being small and light enough to carry around and stow away when not in use.
140	** [[LeParkour Parkour.]] Mostly the non-free running variety. It's quick and resourceful, yet graceful and awesome. It's a skill that could prove very useful in any number of situations, both [[MobstacleCourse realistic]] [[CombatParkour and not,]] its also a great way to keep in shape while being fun at the same time. The best part? It's a real, learnable skill devised with efficiency and practicality in mind. The fact that it looks awesome is merely a bonus.
141	** Swimming. It's both a recreational activity and a form of exercise, not to mention it's great for cooling off on hot days.
142	* Many military vehicles often are equipped with a mixed fuel engine, a type of engine that can burn fuel in a wide range of octane levels. They are intended to simplify the logistics of supplying an army but can also drastically cut your gas bill if you happen to own one of these vehicles surplus,[[note]] By using things like tainted fuels or cooking grease as fuel or fuel additives.[[/note]] which is saying something for a tank.
143	* How did Karel Drbal, a 1940s Czechoslovakian, decide to apply the (alleged) PyramidPower in daily life? By making a patent for a way to keep ''razor-blades'' sharp.
144	* 3D printers were first invented to fabricate small mechanical components on demand without the need for a dedicated production line. Then someone, somewhere, realised they could be used to decorate cakes...
145	* Curse tablets were a form of Greco-Roman curse in which the writer would ask a god, goddess, or spirit to perform some action on their behalf. The action could be a rather ordinary thing, such as asking for revenge on thieves who stole bathers' clothes or making sure the opposition in a court case would screw up.
146	* Platform/{{UNIX}} and its descendants form the backbone of nearly every computer operating system running on every conceivable form factor today, aside from [[Platform/MicrosoftWindows the desktop PC market]]. Its ''raison d'etre'' back in 1969? To allow Ken Thompson of Bell Labs to continue developing [[http://www.informationweek.com/whats-the-greatest-software-ever-written/d/d-id/1046033?page_number=4 "shoot 'em up]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Travel_%28video_game%29 games"]] on his own personal system after the ''Multics'' platform went under.
147	* Similar to the Roman Curse tablets above, this trope is pretty much behind virtually every [[TomeOfEldritchLore Grimoire]] of the European esoteric tradition, particularly those typically used in folk magic. For example, the Sixth and Seventh Books of Moses purport to have instructions to summon celestial spirits using secrets passed down from God to Moses on Mount Sinai... to win games, screw up the opposition in court cases, etc.
148	* Modern super cruise ships are some of the most expensive and well fitted out ships that set sail today within the civilian sector. You can also use them as a floating hotel in a pinch. This is actually quite popular for port cities during big events. Sure you could subsidize hotels so you have enough for that one spike in demand once a year, or you could just allocate dock space for a bunch of cruise ships for a week or so.
149	* The first use made of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polytetrafluoroethylene Teflon]] was to coat the valves and seals used in uranium enrichment in the Manhattan Project, and its main use is for wiring aerospace and computer applications. It's also used to make non-sticky frying pans.
150	* A number of traditional, Eastern Martial Arts schools emphasize low stances that can be used in daily life as well. For example, the Flat Stance (which involves, essentially, forming a Right Triangle with your legs and the floor) can be used as an angled, off-center crouch.
151	** Similarly, fencing footwork is good for moving heavy furniture, as the sport emphasizes even, precise movement without moving your upper body.
152	* Black and Decker was commissioned by NASA to invent a tool that was a portable, self-contained drill capable of extracting core samples from the lunar surface. This led to the invention of the Dustbuster, more often used to clean between couch cushions.
153	* Vacuum tubes, once made for warplane avionics and the first electronic computers, are now sought after by musicians who prefer the raw sound the tubes generate in amplifiers.
154	* This is the reason why the Eiffel Tower wasn't torn down as it was originally scheduled to be. It was originally meant to be a temporary structure for the 1889 World's Fair to be removed twenty years later, and it was deeply controversial among UsefulNotes/{{Paris}}' artists, many of whom signed a petition in 1887 protesting its construction. However, when radio was invented, it turned out that the gigantic steel tower in the heart of France's largest metropolis was perfect for hosting a radio transmitter, which it still does (along with TV broadcasting) to this day. With this, it was swiftly VindicatedByHistory and became arguably [[EiffelTowerEffect the most recognizable landmark in Paris]]. In fact, it was precisely this mundane utility that convinced postwar UsefulNotes/{{Tokyo}} to build [[TokyoTower its own replica]] of the Eiffel Tower in 1957-58.
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