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9[[quoteright:185:[[Webcomic/{{Sinfest}} https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/2008_05_24.png]]]] [[caption-width-right:185:Oh, and [[YouAreFat she’s fat too]].]]
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11->'''Deb:''' Well, is anyone else here? I'm trying to earn money for college.\
12'''Kip:''' Your mom goes to college!
13-->-- ''Film/NapoleonDynamite''
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15Your mom's so stupid, when she was asked to [[JustForFun/DescribeTopicHere Describe Your Mom Here]], she said she didn't know your mom.
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17In a war of VolleyingInsults, insulting the opponent's mother is a useful snappy comeback. After all, EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas, and going directly after their mother is a surefire way to strike a nerve in one's opponent.
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19In its most primitive form, the trope is a NoYou variant of the LameComeback, but with "your mom" substituted for "you" ("''Your mom'''s a lame comeback!") The next step up is "[[ThatsWhatSheSaid That's what your mom said!]]", becoming a more explicit DoubleEntendre. But the minimum for an artfully done "Your Mom" joke (such as it is) is along the lines of "Your mom's so fat/stupid/old/slutty, she ''[insert joke here]''", which lends itself very well to VolleyingInsults, to the point that it's a staple of the genre, and a theme of the "Dirty Dozens" comedy game.
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21Other family members or significant others may be substituted (e.g. "your wife", "your old man"), but people are most likely to have good relationships with their mothers, so "your mom" is the most effective of them. A BerserkButton for an ExtremelyProtectiveChild.
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23Of course, dialectical variants exist as well, from the ghetto-sounding "yo' mamma" to the Australian "ya mum", as used in the nation's prolific swearing. And as always, Website/{{Wikipedia}} provides [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maternal_insult much more detail,]] in its traditional deadpan way.
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25A "Your Mom" joke was found [[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2092775/Tablet-crude-jokes-riddles-beer--dating-time-biblical-Exodus.html?ITO=1490 baked into a cuneiform tablet from 1,500 BC,]] which means Your Mom really ''is'' OlderThanDirt (and also that she ReallyGetsAround).
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27Compare IBangedYourMom, the logical endpoint — where "your mom" really did have sex with the speaker. Could be considered the {{Spear Counterpart}} of MyDadCanBeatUpYourDad.
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31!!These are the examples your mom gave us last night:
32[[index]]
33* YourMom/LiveActionTV
34* YourMom/{{Webcomics}}
35* YourMom/WesternAnimation
36[[/index]]
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38[[foldercontrol]]
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40[[folder:Advertising]]
41* The {{Nerdcore}} bumper on Creator/G4TV starring [=YTCracker=] has him giving this line:
42-->''Mess with me, you'll feel the wrath of [[ImageBoards Anon]] and [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan Khan]] \
43We'll get that RuleThirtyFour on your mom''
44* Back-to-School 2014 ads for Kmart parody this trope, with a bunch of kids trading escalating Your Mom ''compliments'' given in a tone meant to sound like insults.
45* A variant is used in a commercial for "Chiclets" gum, with "[[EverybodyWasKungFuFighting your Sensei]]" instead of your mom:
46-->'''Karateman 1:''' Yo' sensei is so fat, he could sell shade!\
47'''Karateman 2:''' Your sensei is so dumb, he sits on the TV and watches the couch.
48* A 2008 [=AMP=] Energy commercial featured two [[UsefulNotes/IceHockey hockey goalies]][[note]]Specifically, Ryan Miller (then of the Buffalo Sabres) and Jean-Sebastien Aubin (then of the Los Angeles Kings).[[/note]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nit2pfTKyM facing off in a boxing ring]] in full gear, delivering Your Mom jokes. The winning zinger is delivered [[FunWithForeignLanguages in Chinese]].
49* A Slim Jim commercial features two guys whose car breaks down and get picked up by an UsefulNotes/{{Amish}} man:
50-->'''Man:''' I gotta ask, man. What's it like living without the internet?\
51'''Amish Man:''' It's all right. I just get photos of your mom through the mail.
52* A GEICO commercial features a medieval peasant heckling a knight by first insulting his beard, then his armor, and finally ends by just saying "Your mum!"
53* A commercial for ''VideoGame/DeadSpace2'' had the tagline, "Your mom hates this!", and showed the reactions of a focus-group of mothers or women in their 40's and 50's to the goriest and most violent parts of the game. Never mind that the game is [[RatedMForManly rated M]], and therefore not geared towards players whose mothers' opinions about the game (or them playing it) might matter. It generated controversy in the [[VideoGameCulture gaming community]] because of that.
54* ''Advertising/ItsThinking'': In the ''NHL 2K'' commercial, one of the Red Wings tells the player, "Your mommy is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her mommy!" in a post-match brag call.
55[[/folder]]
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57[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
58* In ''Anime/{{Canaan}}'', Mino and Santana's mud-slinging match in the fifth episode eventually devolves into this sort of thing.
59* Parodied in one ''Anime/CrayonShinChan'' comic strip where the titular character gets into a childish argument with his father, Hiroshi. Shin-Chan try name-calling at Hiroshi's wife, and Hiroshi retaliates with this trope, only for Misae to walk in on the two. The next page shows both Shin-Chan and Hiroshi sporting {{Cranial Eruption}}s.
60--> '''Shin-Chan''': Your wife have a flat chest!\
61'''Hiroshi''': Well, your mom have a huge butt!\
62'''Misae''': [''walking in''] You're ''both'' talking about me! *'''whack'''*
63* In the first episode of ''Manga/DesertPunk'' Kanta insults his quarry's mother (the original Japanese uses the "outie" insult, while the English just calls her a dirty whore). Thing is, the quarry happens to HulkOut when he's mad. Then, much later, on Kosuna's first job after assuming the mantle of Desert Punk for herself, she faces the same guy -- and (at least in the Japanese) [[BrickJoke insults his mother again]].
64* ''Anime/DragonBallZ'':
65** In the original Japanese version, Gohan shouts a Your Mom joke at [[DumbMuscle Nappa]] and [[JokeAndReceive accidentally guesses]] that she has an outie belly button.
66** When Uub refuses to step into the ring with Goku because of stage fright, Goku tries to motivate him by insulting his family:
67--->'''Goku:''' Hey, yo' momma's so fat, cows moo at her!
68* ''Manga/{{Gintama}}'': The titles of the [[IdolSinger Terakado Tsuu]]'s song often take the form of your mom jokes. The first one we hear is "Your father is a [X]", then there is "Your big brother is a {{Hikikomori}}, "You mother is a [X]". For extra humor, theses the "your" in theses title use the rather rude [[UsefulNotes/JapanesePronouns second-person pronoun]] ''omae''. Not something you'd expect from a cutesy IdolSinger.
69* ''Manga/MariaNoDanzai'': As if Okaya and his lackeys weren't depraved enough already, they send Kiritaka a sex video with Mari's face edited on top, then tell him how "fuckable" she looks. Finally, Okaya gives Kiritaka a SadisticChoice: jump off the cliff they're standing on or he will spread the video on the internet.
70* Parodied in ''Manga/OuranHighSchoolHostClub'', where identical twins Hikaru and Kaoru both finish off a [[VolleyingInsults volley of insults]] with "Your momma wears too much make-up!"
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73[[folder:Comedy]]
74* Creator/JeffDunham has sort of a RunningGag where José Jalapeño [[XOnAStick on a Steek]] will throw one of these at Peanut:
75** For instance, after Peanut calls José a "Mexican condiment":
76--->'''José:''' I do not use them.\
77'''Peanut:''' You don't?\
78'''José:''' And neither did your mother!
79** Shortly thereafter:
80--->'''Peanut:''' Your mother was a corn dog!\
81'''José:''' [[CharacterCatchphrase On a steek!]]
82** And in the ChristmasSpecial, Jeff asks José what he wants for Christmas and Peanut butts in:
83--->'''Peanut:''' I think he needs a bigger stick.\
84'''José:''' That's not what your mother said!
85* On ''Occupation: Foole'', Creator/GeorgeCarlin talks about "playing the dozens":
86-->Some places had rules when you were puttin' each other down: "No mothers, man! No mothers!" We didn't have that rule. We'd start right in with your mother... and work from there: "Hey, where'd ya go last night?" "I was out wit' your mother, man! Aha-hah-hah!"... That originated in black street culture as "the dozens." Or "cappin'" on each other, "signifyin'." ''[Low voice]'' "The dozens... playin' the dozens... Ya wanna play the dozens? Well, the dozens is a game. But the way I fuck ya mother is a goddamn shame!"
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89[[folder:Comic Books]]
90* In the ''Film/{{Clerks}}'' comic:
91-->"Yo, why are they fighting?"\
92"They're claiming first dibs."\
93"On what?"\
94"Your mom, of course."\
95"... He's lucky I just took three Percocets."
96* Issue 611 of ''[[ComicBook/SpiderMan Amazing Spider-Man]]'' sees a LetsYouAndHimFight between Spider-Man and ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} degenerate into a [[http://www.comicvine.com/deadpool/4005-7606/forums/yo-mama-fight-534843/ gladiatorial battle of "Yo Momma" jokes]] (as in, they end up just standing in the middle of a basketball court firing zingers off at each other). After Spidey pushed him just a bit too far, Deadpool prepares to break out "Yo Mommageddon", a "Yo Momma" crack he's honed so perfectly that it causes people to cry themselves to death (except in Hebrew, where it only makes people bite their own tongues off -- he found out the hard way when he sold it to Mossad). He's just about to break it out when his beeper goes off, revealing that he's [[PunchClockVillain done for the day]]. He then cheerfully offers to buy Spidey a beer. One of the kids who were watching the "fight" calls Deadpool out claiming he was making it up. Deadpool whispers ''half'' the joke in the kid's ear, and he immediately starts crying.
97* In ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan'', Spidey's costume is destroyed, and he has to wear a cheap, improvised replacement. When he confronts a crook who asks him where his real uniform was. Spidey retorts, "Your mom's washing it for me." He later admits that jokes like that are usually beneath him, but he's not exactly on his A-game.
98* In ''ComicBook/ABCWarriors'', during the Volgan War, Ro-Jaws provoked Mek-Quake into attacking him (thus saving the other Warriors) with a string of "your mother" jokes. Blackblood tries to persuade Mek-Quake that, since they're all robots, none of them ''have'' mothers. It doesn't work. The greatest moment has to be this exchange:
99-->'''Mek-Quake:''' ''(chasing Ro-Jaws)'' I will do unspeakable things to you!\
100'''Ro-Jaws:''' ''(running away)'' Last night I did unspeakable things to your mother!
101* ''ComicBook/ScottPilgrim'':
102** During Scott's fight with Matt Patel, Ramona's First Evil Ex-Boyfriend, Scott tries to rattle Matt by asking about the time Matt and Ramona dated.
103--->'''Scott:''' C'mon, man, dish! Got any embarrassing stories?\
104'''Matt:''' Y-your mom is an embarrassing story!
105** In a high school {{flashback}}, the evil Benvi Tech boys kidnap Kim P. Scott goes to rescue her and faces Simon Lee:
106--->'''Simon Lee:''' So, this is the best St. Joel can muster?\
107'''Scott:''' That's not what your mother said last night!
108* The ''Half a Life'' arc of ''ComicBook/GothamCentral'' revolved around [[ForcedOutOfTheCloset the involuntary outing of Renee Montoya]], who has already had to deal with being a [[TwoferTokenMinority Hispanic woman]] in the predominantly white male Gotham City Police Department. When it is revealed that she is also gay, a lot of the other GCPD detectives (who dislike her and the Major Crimes Unit as a whole because of their basic honesty in the [[BadCopIncompetentCop highly corrupt police force]]) begin insulting her even more. Renee, however, has never been one to just take the abuse when other people decide to dish it out.
109-->'''Detective Lowe:''' You're probably in a hurry to get home to your little lady or whatever you call her, huh? The night time is the right time for love and all that, right?\
110'''Detective Montoya:''' That's what your mother tells me. \
111'''Detecive Lowe:''' [[LameComeback ...Dyke.]]
112* From the second issue of the ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'' comic book series:
113-->'''A creepy clown:''' You must be Jill! Your mother tried to bind me with entangling noodles, but through a hole in the plot, the noodles crushed her instead. Your mother screamed your name as she died!\
114'''Jill:''' Yeah? Well, ''your'' mother screams ''my'' name every night!
115* In the 1986 DC Comics mini-series ''ComicBook/{{Legends|DCComics}}'', Beast Boy makes fun of G. Gordon Godfrey speaking on the television against superheroes, saying, "Your father wears your mother's Army boots."
116* The ringleader of a gang who picks on young Steve Rogers in a ''Comicbook/CaptainAmerica'' flashback says, "Introduce me to yer ma, I'll keep her warm for ya!", prompting one of his sidekicks to remind him "Mas are off-limits. Street code."
117* ''ComicBook/RedEars'': Subverted in a comic where a guy in a bar repeatedly gets approached by a drunk man who loudly tells him he screwed his mother. The punchline: "Dad, just go home. You're drunk."
118* Subverted in a ''Comicbook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'' comic, where Rocket greets an alien shopkeeper by asking "Did your mom like the crabs I gave her?" It turns out she likes Earth seafood.
119* ''ComicBook/TheF1rstHero'': When [[TheProtagonist Jake Roth]] asks the mafia where they found [[MultiArmedAndDangerous Odinson]], he responds thusly.
120-->'''Odinson:''' They found me on top of your mom.
121* Creator/MilestoneComics
122** ''ComicBook/BloodSyndicate'': In issue three, Third Rail taunts some underlings by saying "Your mother's so stank, she flosses with bacon!"
123** ''ComicBook/{{Kobalt}}'': The 11th issue has Kobalt taunt the villain Dozer by asking if his appearance is the result of his mother having a fling with John Deere.
124-->'''Dozer:''' [[EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas Be careful about what you say about my momma]].\
125'''Kobalt:''' You're right. If she looks anything like you, she couldn't even get a date with a tractor.
126* ''ComicBook/BatmanBeyondRebirth'': At the end of "The Final Joke", Matt [=McGinnis=], who has become the Robin to his older brother Terry's Batman, [[DefiantToTheEnd shows defiance in the face of the Joker threatening his life]] by making a remark about his mother.
127-->'''Joker:''' Last chance, kiddo. ''Who'' are you talking to on that radio of yours?\
128'''Matt:''' Your mom. Said she should've thrown herself off a bridge instead of having you.
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131[[folder:Comic Strips]]
132* ''ComicStrip/BeetleBailey'' used the "Your mother wears army boots!" variant (explained below) when Beetle gets fed up with Sarge and throws the line at him. Sarge's response implies that she really was in the Army:
133-->'''Sarge:''' I didn't know he knew Mom.
134* In ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'''s ''Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless'', Dogbert explains that while insulting somebody's mother is impolite, "fathers are fair game." He illustrates this by rattling off a bunch of "your father is so dumb" jokes.
135* ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' has several G-rated versions:
136** When Garfield stands on the talking scale:
137--->'''Scale:''' Let me put it this way... Have you ever considered a career as a river barge?\
138'''Garfield:''' Your mother was a blender!\
139'''Scale:''' That hurt.
140** The "Your mother wears Army boots!" line gets frequent play:
141*** When he does his act on the fence and gets heckled, he tells his audience: "All of your mothers wear army boots!"
142*** He uses the line on a dog, who merely walks away thinking, "He's lucky Mom was in the military."
143*** Jon tries to train Garfield to be an "attack cat", and makes a dummy for him to practice on. When he orders "Attack!", Garfield just tells the dummy, "Your mother wears combat boots!"
144** Garfield, in a bad mood, shouts to a bunch of dogs, "All your mothers wear flea collars!", which gets him beaten up.
145** Garfield barks something to a chained dog, who gets really mad. Garfield explains that it meant, "Your mother has fleas."
146** [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1985&addr=850424 Odie is chasing cars]] and Garfield tries to warn him that he could get clobbered. Then he remembers [[CatsAreMean that's a good thing]], so he tells Odie that a Buick had said "unkind things" about his mother.
147** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1985/09/04 Garfield as "The Caped Avenger"]], would get into all sort of troubles and be bailed out by his sidekick Odie (AKA Slurps). When Garfield smacks a dog and tells him his mother chased garbage trucks, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Slurps resigns his "commission".]]
148** Garfield playing the trope as straight as possible:
149--->'''Garfield:''' Well, ''your'' mother is so fat that your family photo had to be taken by ''Voyager 2''!
150* ''ComicStrip/USAcres'':
151** Booker once scores a rare victory against the worms by plugging a hole with a cork, calling the worm's mother a "garden hose", and waiting for the worm to come to the surface with a snappy comeback, only to hit his head on the cork.
152** A worm tells Booker his mother swam after garbage scows. Booker chases the worm in retaliation but gets stuck in the worm's hole. Then Orson, whom Booker affectionately calls "Mom", shows up in a swimsuit and tells Booker to hurry up, because the garbage scow is coming down the creek. Booker groans in frustration.
153** Feeling bored, Wade tells Cody his mother has fleas so Cody will chase him away.
154** Orson wonders why Roy considers himself qualified to be the judge of an "ugly face contest". Roy says he knows ugly when he sees it:
155--->'''Lanolin:''' He should.\
156'''Roy:''' What was that about my mother?
157** [[http://garfield.com/us-acres/1989-01-21 Roy, over a frozen lake, teasing a fish]]: "Hey, fish! Your mother wears waders!" Then a strong fish breaks through the ice and drags Roy's face into the water. Roy ends the strip with a broken and frozen face.
158* One ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'' strip has Jason and Marcus trash-talking each other before a test with "your momma" lines. This strip led to the name of one of the compilation books, ''Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables''.
159* Caesar from ''ComicStrip/TheBoondocks'' is a walking encyclopedia of "yo' momma" jokes.
160* ComicStrip/{{Curtis}} is always getting these from the strip's two bullies, Derek and "Onion".
161* One ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' has Woodstock showing off his new WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse shoes to Snoopy. Snoopy tells him that they're very nice, but asks him if he's worried that people will ask him if his mother wore combat boots. Then Snoopy asks him that himself. Woodstock responds with a [[DopeSlap kick]].
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164[[folder:Fan Works]]
165* In ''Fanfic/AnEntryWithABang[=!=]'', the [[spoiler:Clan]] Mechwarrior Brox takes a strong liking to mama jokes.
166* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3411776/1/Afterwards This]] ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights2'' fanfiction has Bishop insisting that "Nobody can challenge 'your mom'" will catch on as a comeback.
167* In [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3372350/1/The_Unexpected_Rookie this]] ''Franchise/{{Cars}}''/''[[WesternAnimation/TheTransformers Transformers]]'' {{crossover}} fanfic, during a battle at the Dinoco 400, Ramone is heard yelling at Starscream that "Your mother was a Cessna!"
168%%* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6693447/1/Yo_Mama This]] little gem gives us [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Spock's]] version of a maternal insult.
169* ''Fanfic/ManchesterLost'' has Adam use this twice -- both times [[spoiler:against entities without mothers]].
170* In ''Fanfic/MyLittleMagesTheNightmaresReturn'', during Nightmare Moon's assault on Magiville:
171-->'''Nightmare Moon:''' Is this how thou treat all visiting royalty? With threats of violence thou cannot hope to fulfill? Or was thy mother too busy whoring herself to teach thee proper manners?\
172'''Rainbow Dash:''' Congratulations. That was the worst yo mama joke I've ever heard.
173* One ''Series/{{Glee}}'' fanfic has Puck, in accordance with his canon persona, try to get a rise out of Kurt by claiming to have had [[IBangedYourMom sex with his mother]]. Kurt leaves, visibly upset, and Puck finds out from Finn that Kurt's [[MyParentsAreDead mother is dead]]. [[DudeNotFunny Ouch]].
174* Calvin throws a lot of these in early episodes of ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries''; Socrates and Hobbes get in on it a little as well.
175* ''Fanfic/AFutureOfFriendshipAHistoryOfHate'': In Episode 2, Spike does this to distract a bunch of shadow wraith possessed guards in order to allow Twilight a chance to sneak into the castle. They're mostly confused but chase him anyway.
176-->'''Spike:''' Your mothers were a bunch of three-legged mule chasers! ''([[BlowingARaspberry blows a raspberry]])''
177* ''Fanfic/{{Bait and Switch|STO}}'':
178** "Fanfic/TheUniverseDoesntCheat" has Eleya use the Klingon equivalent, "''[=Hab SoSlI’ Quch!=]''" at one point.
179** "Fanfic/{{Frostbite}}": Tess asks the other captured members of the away team if they said anything under interrogation.
180--->'''SPC. Atti:''' I called his mother a whore. Does that count?
181* ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/10859928/chapters/24118452 Ninja Wizard Book 2]]'':
182-->'''Piers:''' Well, well, well. If it isn't the freak. What're you doing freak? Out here playing with yourself or something?\
183'''Harry:''' Nah, I was playing with your mom. Tell her hi from me when you see her again.
184* ''Fanfic/GuysBeingDudes'': The BumperSticker on the back of Arlo's car reads "How's My Driving? Tell it to your mom! You know, so she can relay it to me when I fuck her."
185* In ''The Mate of the [=KuvaH'magh SoS=]'', B'Elanna Torres gets involved in curse-warfare with some Klingons being hosted on [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Voyager]].
186-->"The only reason I don't slaughter you with my bare teeth, T'Greth, is that your brain is obviously addled from a century of inbreeding. Why, if your mother had screwed any other man besides her brother, I would kill you where you stand!"
187* In ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/10831212/chapters/28192107#workskin Albus Dumbledore and the Harbinger of Magic]]'', Luna, who's disguised as Fleur at the time, has to get the attention of an acromantula in the Third Task maze.
188-->'''Luna-as-Fleur:''' Hey attercup! Your mother spins tea-cozies!
189* Played for an InsultBackfire in [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries one of Marik's Evil Council videos]]:
190-->'''Teddy:''' Your mother plays card games in hell!\
191'''Marik:''' I know! That's because [[DeathByChildbirth I killed her]]!
192* ''WebAnimation/FunWithAkatsuki'': Sasori uses this joke on Scorpion from ''Mortal Kombat'' by saying that he had sex with his mother. Scorpion tries to attack Sasori, but Sasori steals his spear.
193* In ''Fanfic/HeritageOfTheWolf'', Balto attacks Steele when he insults Balto's mother.
194* ''Fanfic/RemnantInferisDOOM'':
195** The Marauder mocks the Doom Slayer with, "Your father was a usurper. Your mother, a heretic. And you, a FALSE idol."
196** When the Doom Slayer was about to kill Deag Nilox, Nilox used his [[ProfaneLastWords final moments]] to call the Slayer's mother, Aelia, a whore.
197* Discussed in the epilogue of ''[[Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}} The Thing from Another World]]''. Marco asks Tom who he's texting, and he replies with "your mom". Ax starts a tangent about how he recognises that form of humour, until Marco says that Tom was being literal.
198* ''Fanfic/TheMountainAndTheWolf'': The Wolf likes this one (among other, even cruder insults), using it against the likes of Gregor Clegane, Ramsay Bolton, Euron Greyjoy and Bronn, sometimes with a side order of IBangedYourMom.
199-->You sure you want to do this alone, Bronny-boy? You could find some hired blades, make it three on one, same as your mother likes!
200* ''FanFic/BondsThroughTimeTHeAdventuresOfInuyashaAndKagome'': During their initial fight, Inuyasha holds back and tries to reason with Sango... until she insults his mother by claiming she must have been "very stupid or desperate" to conceive him with his father. He immediately beats her back and comes close to killing her with his bare hands, but Kagome arrives just in time to stop him.
201* In the ''Fanfic/EmpathTheLuckiestSmurf'' story "Empath The Wartmonger", Bramble of the Pussywillow Pixies taunts Empath (who at that time was turned into a Wartmonger) with "your mother was a tadpole".
202* In Chapter 70 of ''Fanfic/BlazBlueAlternativeRemnant'', a lot of Terumi's insults towards Ruby during their fight involve making fun of her mother, [[spoiler:whom he claims to have killed]]. It all drives Ruby into an UnstoppableRage.
203* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14209284/1/Alliance-of-Convenience Alliances of Convenience]]'' Ron and Draco decide to break up Harry and Daphne by writing a phony love letter from Daphne to someone else.
204-->'''Draco:''' Dearest moonflower of my heart.\
205'''Ron:''' Piss off, no one writes like that.\
206'''Draco:''' Get a lot of love letters, do you, Weasley?\
207'''Ron:''' Yeah, from your mum.
208* ''Webcomic/NaruHinaChronicles'': When Sakura is interacting with Tayuya for the first time, she hears [[SirSwearsALot the latter swearing a lot]]:
209-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Sakura]]:''' Cute mouth you have, do you kiss your mother with it?\
210'''Tayuya:''' No, I kiss yours. Or at least I would if her prices weren't so expensive.
211* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13689625/1/Thicker-than-a-Wall-of-Bricks Thicker than a Wall of Bricks]]'':
212-->'''Marietta:''' Don't you idiots realise which way the wind blows? Dumbledore is out and now the Ministry can start to make things right. They already got rid of two useless teachers and -\
213'''Katie:''' That's rich coming from a traitorous bitch.\
214'''Marietta:''' I had to do what I did. My mother was -\
215'''Katie:''' Your mother blows cocks a knut apiece in Knockturn Alley and still has more honour than you.
216* ''Fanfic/ThingsIAmNotAllowedToDoAtThePPC'': A few rules ban making "your mother" jokes around certain canon characters, such as people who lost their mothers in tragic circumstances or [[Film/{{Psycho}} Norman Bates]].
217* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10399961/11/Time-Turned-Back Time Turned Back]]'':
218-->'''Shanks:''' I might have bitten off more than I can chew over here. I need an extra fist or two to help me out. And could you possibly hurry?\
219'''Gabriel:''' Exactly what the hell did you do?\
220'''Shanks:''' I may have insinuated that one of these idiot Death Eater's mother had mated with a particularly slow witted flobberworm.
221* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10259815/1/Trouble-Brewing Trouble Brewing]]'' has Harry and Draco trading these for a bit.
222-->'''Draco:''' Oh, you didn't know? Your mother is the reason Dumbledore turned gay.\
223'''Harry:''' Oh, yeah? Well, your mother is so old that she used to babysit Dumbledore.
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226[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
227* In ''WesternAnimation/AladdinTheReturnOfJafar'', [[SpeechImpairedAnimal Abu]] apparently does this to [[PollyWantsAMicrophone Iago]], who angrily snaps back, "Hey! Do I insult ''your'' mother?"
228* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail'' has a scene in ''Fievel Goes West'' where [[CowardlyLion Tiger]] escapes a pack of dogs on a train. He takes the time to shout back in triumph, "Your momma was never housebroken!"
229* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Balto}}'', [[BigBad Steele's]] first onscreen round of bullying the title character, a Wolf-Dog, climaxes with him saying, "I have a message for your mother," and then [[FantasticRacism mockingly howling]].
230* ''WesternAnimation/BebesKids'' features a Dozens fight between Robin and Dorthea.
231* In ''WesternAnimation/Cars2'', when the lemon cars interrogate the spy [[DeadpanSnarker Rod "Torque" Redline]] about his associate, Torque says it was "Your mother. Oh no, I'm sorry, it was your sister. You know, I can't tell them apart these days." [[spoiler:He is killed by them shortly afterward.]]
232* In ''WesternAnimation/HeavyMetal2000'', Tyler makes this insult toward the leader of the lizardmen to challenge him to a fight.
233-->'''Tyler:''' Your mother's a Hectarian whore's handbag!
234* ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch'': While trying to capture Stitch in Lilo and Nani's house, Jumba starts arguing with Stitch about why he should just come quietly. Most of Stitch's responses are in an alien language, while Jumba speaks in English. One particular phrase seemed to hit a little below the belt:
235-->'''Stitch:''' Yu porma dissy!\
236'''Jumba:''' Ugh! Leave my mother out of this!
237* In ''WesternAnimation/{{TMNT}}'', after fighting a monster they had never seen before and trying to figure out what it was, Michelangelo turns to Donatello and says, "It looked like your mom, dude!" Donatello just replies, [[InsultBackfire "Yeah... that would make it]] ''[[InsultBackfire your]]'' [[InsultBackfire mom too. Doofus."]]
238* In ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'', Tyler insults Mei's mother when she refuses to entertain his party guests any further.
239-->'''Tyler:''' Go back to your psycho mom and your creepy temple, you freak!
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242[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
243* ''Film/AlienNation'': A fairly nasty insult amongst Newcomers is that one's "mother mates out of season."
244* ''Film/TheFunhouseMassacre'': When a scared-sounding man calls Deputy Doyle about actual deaths occurring in the Land Of Illusion Haunted House Attraction, he says they looked like "Your Mom last night!" and bursts out laughing. This causes Doyle to ignore any similar calls from the attraction on the grounds that there more [[PrankCall prank calls]].
245* ''Film/JohnnyMnemonic'':
246-->'''[[BadassPreacher The Priest]]:''' Who's "Jones"?\
247'''Spider:''' He's that guy who fucks your mother.
248* ''Film/StarTrek2009'': [[BerserkButton Don't go there with Spock.]] His mother is a human, which gives him an emotional component not found among other Vulcans.
249* ''Film/NapoleonDynamite'' provides the page quote. It's an even pettier example than usual because Deb wasn't even talking to Kip, who was in a different room and had never met her.
250* ''Film/ShortCircuit'':
251** "Hey, Laser Lips! Your momma was a snowblower!" (makes a Bronx cheer sound)
252** From the sequel:
253--->'''Ben:''' ''([[ItMakesSenseInContext reading romantic lines from a prompt that he doesn't know has been disrupted by a cat]])'' What I really want to tell you is... tu mama hace el amor con mi perro.\
254'''Sandy:''' Wait, I know a little Spanish. My mother... sleeps... with your dog?
255* ''Film/TheExorcist'' has a particularly infamous example when Pazuzu says, "Your mother sucks cocks in hell!" It's been parodied in several places:
256** One episode of ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'' has the Nerd receive this line from a possessed ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3'' cartridge.
257** ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' gives us the variant, "Your mother plays card games in hell!"
258** Music/OzzyOsbourne included a [[{{Backmasking}} backmasked]] message in his song "Bloodbath in Hell": "Your mother sells whelks in Hull!" This was a TakeThat against a lawsuit from MoralGuardians who claimed he had backmasked a Satanic message in his album ''Blizzard of Ozz''.
259** From a ''Series/FrenchAndSaunders'' sketch:
260--->'''Dawn:''' Your mother sucks jelly babies in Hell!\
261'''Jennifer:''' No she does not!\
262'''Dawn:''' All right... Your mother's a biology teacher in Cheshire!
263%%* Used to great extent in ''Film/TheMonsterSquad''.
264* In ''Film/{{Chinatown}}'', Jake Gittes uses the wife variation to insult a cop:
265-->'''Loach:''' What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?\
266'''Jake:''' Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick, [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre you understand what I mean,]] pal?
267* ''Film/TheDeparted'':
268-->'''Ellerby:''' Go fuck yourself.\
269'''Dignam:''' I'm tired from fucking your wife.\
270'''Ellerby:''' How is your mother?\
271'''Dignam:''' Good, she's tired from fucking my father.
272* ''Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}}'':
273** From ''[[Film/{{Ghostbusters 1984}} Ghostbusters]]'' when Walter Peck tries to have the Ghostbusters arrested:
274--->'''Peck:''' ''Hold it!'' I want this man arrested! Captain, these men are in criminal violation of the Environmental Protection Act, [[NeverMyFault and this explosion is a direct result of it!]]\
275'''Egon:''' YOUR MOTHER-- ''(the rest of what Egon says dissolves into a fist-fight and a rare moment where he [[NotSoStoic expresses actual emotion;]] it's assumed he said something to the tune of "Your mother's a violation of the EPA")''
276** The [[Film/Ghostbusters2016 2016 remake]] has a scene where, after years of not speaking, Abby tries to insult Erin in this manner -- before immediately backtracking and sheepishly admitting Erin's mom is really nice and she's always liked her.
277* ''Film/Bedazzled2000'': (in Spanish) "Your mom wears combat boots!"
278* ''Film/MajorLeague'':
279** Catcher Jake Taylor gets a batter to pop up for a game-ending out with a little impromptu trash-talking along these lines:
280--->'''Taylor:''' By the way, saw your wife last night, hell of a dancer, you must be very, very proud. I mean that guy she was with, I'm sure he's a close personal friend and all. But tell me, what was he doing wearing her panties on his head?
281** Earlier in the film, another player was similarly trash-talking Taylor.
282--->"How's your wife and my kids?"
283* In ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'', This is the core of most of the taunts the Frenchmen throw at the knights.
284-->Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!\
285I don't want to talk to you anymore, you son of a window dresser! I wave my private parts at your aunties!\
286Go boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!
287* ''Film/KingdomOfHeaven'':
288-->'''Guy:''' Would that I had known you when you were still capable of making bastards.\
289'''Godfrey:''' I knew your mother when she was making hers. Fortunately, you're too old to be one of mine.
290* ''Film/RememberTheTitans'' has a scene where the black players are telling "yo' momma" jokes about the white guys in the locker room, and the white guys take offense until one of them joins in, whereupon it's revealed that it's a form of bonding.
291* ''Film/TheExpendables'': In the scene where [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin Paine]] has [[Creator/SylvesterStallone Barney Ross]] captured and in a headlock:
292-->'''Paine:''' How many men you got? \
293'''Barney:''' Just your mother!
294* ''Film/YTuMamaTambien'': The movie's title ''is'' this trope (usually translated "And your mama too!") Unusually for this trope, the character who says it [[IBangedYourMom actually has had sex with the other's mother]].
295* In ''Film/NavySeals1990'', a terrorist attempts this while holding a woman as a hostage during a standoff sequence against Lieutenant Hawkins and Leary.
296-->'''Terrorist:''' ''[speaks in unsubtitled Arabic]''\
297'''Hawkins:''' What's he saying?\
298'''Leary:''' Something about your mother.\
299''[cue Hawkins executing said terrorist with a BoomHeadshot]''\
300'''Hawkins:''' ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Never]].'' Talk about mom.
301* In ''Film/SuperTroopers'', one cop tests out a bulletproof cup and gets knocked down. When asked how he feels, he responds, "Good enough to fuck your mother!"
302* In the intro to ''Film/MenaceIISociety'', the convenience store clerk tells one of the lead's that he feels sorry for his mother. The duo were leaving the store peacefully but get angry at the insult and start shooting the store up:
303-->"I feel sorry for your mother."\
304"What'chu say 'bout my mama?"
305* Echoed word for word in a parody of the scene in ''Film/DontBeAMenaceToSouthCentralWhileDrinkingYourJuiceInTheHood''.
306* In ''Film/{{Baseketball}}'', "Squeak" reads from an index-card:
307-->'''Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:''' Your mother's deaf...\
308'''Ed Tuttle:''' My mother's dead, you little twerp.\
309'''Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:''' I guess that why she didn't move around a lot. ''[OhCrap look]''
310* ''Film/HeavyMetalParkingLot'':
311-->"What are you here to see?"\
312"Your mother!"
313* The school counselor in ''Film/{{Afterschool}}'' uses these jokes to break the ice:
314-->'''Dr. Virgil:''' How's your mother?\
315'''Robert:''' Okay, I guess.\
316'''Dr. Virgil:''' Do you know she has crabs so big I ride them to work?
317* ''Film/DieAnotherDay'':
318-->'''Zao:''' Who sent you?\
319'''Jinx:''' Your momma. She wanted me to tell you that she's real disappointed in you.
320* In the film ''Film/BestPlayer'', when Quincy tried to tell one of his adversaries he really loves her mother, it was taken for a provocation.
321* ''Film/{{Anaconda}}'':
322-->'''British Guy:''' I could pay someone to kill you.\
323'''Music/IceCube:''' [[BadassBoast I could kill you right now for free]].\
324'''British guy:''' [[BullyingADragon You and whose army]]?\
325'''Music/IceCube:''' Yo' momma's.
326* In ''Film/{{Friday}}'':
327-->'''Craig:''' ''(pulls a Glock out of his drawer and shoves it in Smokey's face)''\
328'''Smokey:''' Man, where you get that from?\
329'''Craig:''' Yo' momma.
330* From ''Film/{{Snatch}}'':
331** When Boris is told that the stolen diamond is in the case handcuffed to Franky Four-Fingers' hand:
332--->'''Boris the Blade:''' ''[muttering]'' Yob tvoyu mat... (Russian, "Fuck your mother...")
333** Before the climactic big fight.
334--->'''Errol:''' Oi, fuckface, he wasn't asking you.\
335'''Turkish:''' "Fuckface." That's clever, Errol. I'll have to remember that next time I'm climbing off yer mum.
336* From ''Film/TheTerminator'':
337-->'''Detective Traxler:''' Well, how do I look?\
338'''Detective Vukovich:''' Like shit, boss. [[note]]TV edit version: "Like you've been dead for a week."[[/note]]\
339'''Detective Traxler:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yo' mama.]]
340* In ''Film/TheWaterboy'', during a football game, Bobby Boucher wishes an opposing player good luck before the next play, but that player rudely replies, "I'll be playing with your mama tonight", making Bobby ominously mutter "62", his jersey number. During the play, Bobby intercepts the ball but idiotically gives it back to that player, who takes it for a touchdown to beat Bobby's team. Though Bobby [[CurbStompBattle roughhouses him]] anyway.
341-->'''Bobby:''' I love my momma very much. Now you know that.
342* ''Film/TheDarkKnight'': When [[Characters/TheDarkKnightTrilogyTheJoker the Joker]] comes face-to-face with Gotham's mob, Gambol immediately threatens his life. Joker puts paid to the attempt, and pushes Gambol's buttons repeatedly as he talks down to the mobsters and offers to kill Batman for half their remaining money. The exchange ends with:
343-->'''The Joker:''' If we don't deal with this now, soon ''[shrug]'' little, uh, Gambol here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.\
344'''Gambol:''' *''slams his hands on the table''* '''Enough''' from the clown!
345* A variation from ''Film/MeanGirls'':
346-->'''Student:''' Cool wig, Janis. What's it made of?\
347'''Janis:''' Your mom's chest hair!
348* PlayedWith in ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy'', where Wes Mantooth is taunted with the thought that one of the News 4 team would take his mother out to dinner... [[PokeThePoodle and not call the next day]].
349* ''Film/AxEm'' features [[{{Padding}} a lengthy sequence consisting entirely of the characters telling each other "yo' mamma" jokes.]]
350* ''Film/WhiteChicks'' has a full-blown "yo' momma" fight.
351* In ''Film/RedHeat'', Ivan Danko translates one of Viktor Rostavili's lines as this in order to provoke Art Ridzik into lashing out:
352-->'''Art Ridzik:''' [[PunctuatedforEmphasis Where is...the locker...that this key...opens]]!?\
353'''Viktor Rostavili:''' Еби свою маму в задницу.[[labelnote:Latin transliteration]]Yebi svoyu mamu v zadnicu.[[/labelnote]][[labelnote:English translation]]Fuck your mother in the ass.[[/labelnote]]\
354'''Art Ridzik:''' What did he say?\
355'''Ivan Danko:''' He say, "[[TactfulTranslation Go and kiss your mother's behind.]]"
356* Parodied in the first ''Film/ScaryMovie''. Brenda berates her brother Shorty, and he calls her mother stupid. She points out that he just insulted his own mother, as they're full siblings. Then he insults her father, and she doesn't mind because she never met the guy, and as he realizes, neither has he.
357* In ''Film/TropicThunder'', when Jeff Portnoy, a hardcore heroin addict, is tied up by the rest of the group before they take on Flaming Dragon's compound (at his insistence, ironically), he starts going cold turkey in a bad way. it leads us to this:
358-->'''Kevin:''' Jeff, you're just gonna have to tough it out.
359-->'''Jeff:''' '''Your mother's a cankerous whore!!!''' {{Beat}} Hey, remember that time I called your mother a cankerous whore? I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
360* In ''Film/EndersGame'', Bean delivers an awesome zinger of this type at Bernard when asked how he got such good test scores:
361-->'''Bernard:''' They probably cheated.\
362'''Bean:''' Your mom cheated; that's why you look like a plumber.
363* In ''Film/RagingBull'', Joey [=LaMotta=] gets like this when he talks (presumably) to Sal on the phone, not aware that Jake [=LaMotta=] is on the phone, too:
364-->'''Joey:''' You listening? Your mother sucks [[ClusterFBomb fucking, big, fucking elephant dicks!]] You got that?
365* Taking a cue from its source material ''The Body'', listed below under Literature, this exchange in ''Film/StandByMe'':
366-->'''Gordie:''' Shut up! \
367'''Teddy, Vern, and Chris:''' I don't shut up, I grow up. And when I look at you I throw up! Aeoo! \
368'''Gordie:''' Then your mother comes round the corner and she licks it up. \
369'''Others:''' Uhhhhh!\
370'''Adult Gordie:''' Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard.
371* ''Film/ChasingAmy'': "Your mom is a tracer!"
372* In ''Film/TheAdventuresOfPriscillaQueenOfTheDesert'', Tick says to Felicia, "Is it true when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?"
373* In ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014'', this is basically Leo's answer when Raph asks who put him in charge.
374* ''Film/FearCity'': When Detective Wheeler interrogates Rossi, Rossi insults him by calling the police officer's mother a whore. He gets decked in the face for this.
375* ''Film/LAConfidential'': During Bloody Christmas, one of the Mexican prisoners who was being beaten up by the cops insults both Dick Stensland's (in Spanish) and Bud White's mothers (in English). The latter was especially unwise since White, who was initially trying to break up the fight, instead decides to join in. White had to witness his mother getting beaten to death by his abusive father, making it an especially personal insult for him.
376* ''Film/SosYourOldMan'' (1926) uses the SpearCounterpart, popular when the film was made. Creator/WCFields uses it sincerely when the RichBitch insults him and calls him uncouth. At the end of the movie, when his daughter tells him how happy she is, he uses the words literally.
377* ''Film/MajorPayne'': "I heard your mama's so fat, she played pool with the planets."
378* The TrashTalk from ''Film/WhiteMenCantJump'' is full of this:
379-->"Your momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said, 'Moving!'".
380* From ''Film/WildCats1986'', courtesy of the Central High School cheerleaders:
381-->''U-G-L-Y\
382You ain't got no alibi\
383You ugly\
384M-A-M-A\
385How you think you got that way?\
386Yo' mama!''
387* In ''Film/{{Viridiana}}'', One of the bums at the party asks the blind bum how he can scratch an itch if he can't see where it is. The blind bum says, "Tell Zequiel that when I get an itch, I'll get his mother to scratch it for me."
388* In ''Film/TheLastJedi'', Poe's stalling tactic of trolling General Hux ends with him stating that he's got a very important message from Leia for Hux, about his mother. Hux furiously orders him shot down. [[note]] [[AllThereInTheManual According to expanded universe sources]], [[BastardBastard Hux is actually a bastard.]] Which just makes this even funnier. [[/note]]
389* ''Film/{{Eddie}}'': When a bystander harangues one of her players this way, Creator/WhoopiGoldberg's character knees him in the groin, despite the fact that she's been haranguing the players herself for most of the movie.
390* And then there's Fool from ''Film/ThePeopleUnderTheStairs'', who yells this to draw the attention of the villains' AngryGuardDog:
391-->"Hey, fuzzball! Your mother sleeps with cats!"
392* ''Film/ScoobyDoo'' has a scene where Scooby and Shaggy get into a quarrel and resort to the old "insulting the other guy's mother" routine.
393-->'''Scooby:''' Your rama reats rat roop!\
394'''Shaggy:''' [[NoYou No, Scooby-Doo]], ''[[NoYou your]]'' [[NoYou mom eats cat poop]]!
395* In the opening moments of ''Film/TheLennonReport'', WABC producer Alan Weiss tells his newsroom manager Phil Bernstein he has a hot date, Phil rags him about his [[Music/{{Queen}} Freddie Mercury]] appearance, and he snaps back "I'll have your mother home by -- what, is 1:00 good?" He then asks Phil to lend him $20, and Phil says, "Is that all my mother's worth?"
396* ''Film/TheBurning'': Given when the guys are looking for material to build a raft in the riverbed.
397-->'''Fish:''' Man, what the Hell are we supposed to be looking for anyway?\
398'''Woodstock and Dave:''' Your mother.
399* From ''Film/TheCatInTheHat'':
400-->'''Chef Cat:''' You're not just wrong, you're stupid!\
401'''TV Host Cat:''' Now wait just a minute- \
402'''Chef Cat:''' And you're ugly, just like your mum!
403* When the coach in ''Film/SeasonOfMiracles'' says, "It's not over till the fat lady sings," one kid quips, "I didn't know your mom was gonna be at the game." Later, there's a more serious, gender-swapped example when [[TheBully Booger]] distracts Richard during a game by taunting him about all the people his dad killed in [[UsefulNotes/TheVietnamWar Vietnam]].
404* In ''Film/{{Mabul}}'', bullies taunt Yoni about his mother's affair with Doron.
405* In ''Film/TheBoondockSaints'', Rocco starts to lay one on one of the Russian mobsters who come in to shut down the local pub. [[OrphanedSetup Unfortunately, he doesn’t get to finish it]].
406-->'''Rocco:''' Hey, Boris, what would you do if I told you, your pinko commie mother sucked SO MUCH DICK, her face looked like…\
407'''Ivan:''' ''[ [[TalkToTheFist punches Rocco’s lights out]] ]''
408* The bus scene in ''Film/ThePredator'' has Coyle making mama jokes to Baxley, who has [[HollywoodTourettes Tourette's syndrome]], in order to get a rise out of him. Baxley eventually tries to strangle him over it.
409-->''Hey Baxley! If your mom's vagina were a video game, it'd be rated E for Everyone.\
410What's the difference between five [[BlackIsBiggerInBed big black guys]] and a joke? Baxley's mom can't take a joke.''
411* ''Film/AWakefieldProject'': When Reese finds a bunch of videotapes in the inn basement, he assumes they might be pornography[[note]][[spoiler:It's not, it's actually home videos revealing what lead Nathan to commit his crimes, and that Chloe was his intended seventh victim]].[[/note]] and asks Eric if he wants to watch them. Eric fired back by saying he's not interested in seeing Reese's mom.
412[[/folder]]
413
414[[folder:Jokes]]
415* OlderThanFeudalism: One of the oldest[[note]]told by Macrobius in his ''Saturnalia'' in 4th c. AD, but probably older[[/note]] jokes in the UsefulNotes/TheRomanEmpire was this:
416-->Some provincial man has come to Rome, and walking on the streets was drawing everyone's attention, [[IdenticalStranger being a real double]] of the emperor UsefulNotes/{{Augustus}}. The emperor, having brought him to the palace, looks at him and then asks:\
417-Tell me, young man, did your mother come to Rome anytime?\
418The reply was:\
419-She never did. But my father frequently was here.\
420[[/folder]]
421
422[[folder:Literature]]
423* In ''Literature/TheEarTheEyeAndTheArm'', the main characters briefly live in a secluded community of traditionally-living tribespeople. During the period, two groups of boys out herding pass the time by beating each other up and [[ItMakesSenseInContext symbolically attacking their mothers' breasts.]]
424* In ''Literature/TheGreenMile'', Wild Bill Wharton tries a "your wife" variety on a prison guard... who isn't married. He comes back that it was probably Wharton's sister he was thinking of.
425* In ''Literature/TheLastWish'', the protagonist Geralt of Rivia, a man who hunts monsters for a living, pulls out a rather vicious one against a racist half-elf who insulted him for being a witcher.
426-->'''Tavik:''' We don't like magicians. It seems to me, Civril, that we're going to have more work in this hole than we thought. There's more than one of them here and everyone knows they stick together.\
427'''Civril:''' Birds of a feather. To think the likes of you walk the earth. Who spawns you freaks?\
428'''Geralt:''' A bit more tolerance, if you please, as I see your mother must have wandered off through the forest alone often enough to give you good reason to wonder where you come from yourself.
429* Creator/StephenKing's novella ''[[Literature/DifferentSeasons The Body]]'' has several "your mom" insults:
430-->"Your mother blows dead rats!"
431** When Chris holds Ace at gunpoint:
432--->'''Chris:''' Oh, why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more? I hear she loves the way you do it.\
433'''Ace:''' I'll kill you for that. Nobody ranks my mother.\
434'''Chris:''' I heard your mother fucks for bucks. In fact, I heard she throws blowjobs for jukebox nickels. I heard-- ''(interrupted by thunder)''
435** Interestingly, one boy says something critical about his friend's ''father'', and this is considered a serious breach of etiquette, whereas taunts about mothers are understood to be kidding. Well, [[JustifiedTrope there are two very good reasons for that.]] Said friend [[ParentalIssues was obsessed with his father]], and what they said was actually true.
436* In Creator/ThomasPynchon's ''Literature/AgainstTheDay'', Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria visits a black neighborhood in Chicago in the 1890s.
437-->"Something about... your... wait... ''deine Mutti'', as you would say, your... your mamma, she plays third base for the Chicago White Stockings, ''nicht wahr''? A quite unappealing woman, indeed she is so fat, that to get from her tits to her ass, one has to take the 'El'! Tried once to get into the Exposition, they say, no, no, lady, this is the World's Fair, not the World's Ugly!"\
438"Um, Your Royal Highness? If we could just have a word--"\
439"It is all right! I know how to talk to these people! I have studied their culture!"
440* [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] by Butler in the first ''Literature/ArtemisFowl'' book, where he uses a mother insult to lure some dockworkers out.
441* ''Franchise/StarTrek'':
442** In the [[Franchise/StarTrekExpandedUniverse novel]] ''Literature/{{IQ}}'', the war between the Q Continuum and the M Continuum started when one of the M, after a discussion of why there ''needed'' to be a war which nobody could get worked up about, suddenly said "Your mother!" [[FridgeBrilliance Made even more hilarious]] by the fact that, since both the Q and the M are omnipotent, immortal beings, none of them actually ''had'' mothers.
443** In the novel "Forged in Fire" Koloth delivers to Kor the Klingon insult ''[=Hab SoSlI' Quch=]''. which translates to the particularly vile "your mother has a smooth forehead". The novel goes on to say if one of Kor's crew had said that to Kang or Koloth it would have resulted in a lethal knife duel, but since Koloth and Kor were social equals Kor just laughed it off.
444** ''Literature/StarTrekTheCaptainsOath:'' In an encounter with a Klingon vessel, the captain sneers at Kirk's age, making a crack about human mothers. Then he insults Kirk's mom directly. Kirk returns fire with an "inadvisable" comment about the Klingon's mom in turn, and there's a fight.
445* In Jessica Layne's ''Literature/KnightMoves'', a Middle Ages knight is challenged by stereotypical black Philadelphia gangsters to a "yo' mama" contest.
446* ''Literature/HarryPotter'':
447** Marge indirectly throws one in Harry's direction early on in ''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban''. Harry inadvertently makes her wine glass explode and blows her up like a balloon.
448--->'''Marge:''' "You see it all the time with dogs. If there's something wrong with the bitch, there'll be something wrong with the pup."
449** Harry uses it against Malfoy in ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'', after Malfoy insults Ron's mother's weight:
450--->'''Harry:''' You know your mother, Malfoy? That expression she's got, like she's got dung under her nose? Has she always looked like that, or was it just because you were with her?
451** In ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix'':
452*** Harry speaks ill of Seamus' mother due to her believing Harry had lied in claiming Voldemort's return. Seamus ends up arguing with Harry as a result and backs down only when Ron intervenes and threatens to put Seamus in detention.
453*** Harry does this in a letter he writes to Sirius. He has to write in code in case anyone intercepts the letter. When he mentions Umbridge, he writes "she's nearly as nice as your mum", which, considering that Sirius has a low opinion of his obnoxious bigot of a mother (if her portrait is any indication), [[StealthInsult isn't meant to be flattering]].
454*** Malfoy does this to Harry and the Weasleys after he loses to them at Quidditch.
455* ''A Portrait of Yo Mama as a Young Man'' takes this trope and CrossesTheLineTwice with it.
456* In ''[[Literature/{{Discworld}} Nanny Ogg's Cookbook]]'', we're told that in some troll dialects, which rely a lot on gesture, extending one's hand to a troll is "a very bad remark about his mother". Apparently, it was some time before humans and trolls worked this miscommunication out.
457* Kevin teases the schoolyard bully Bertram with one of these in ''Literature/TheEyesOfKidMidas''. Bertram is not amused -- EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas.
458* In ''Literature/TheWiseMansFear'', an ordinary mercenary attempts to pick a fight with Adem mercenary Tempi by suggesting that Tempi's mother was a whore. This falls rather flat as a) Tempi is unfamiliar with the [[TranslationConvention Aturan word for "whore"]], and b) Ademic culture does not have a stigma against prostitution. Once he's been made to understand what the other man said, he thanks him for speaking so kindly about his mother.
459* A "your mom" insult that sparks the whole plotline in ''Literature/{{Scaramouche}}''.
460* "Your mother is a tortoise" is made into a running gag in ''Literature/MuchFallOfBlood''.
461* In ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'', minor character Corliss Penny is taunted with this line:
462-->"What sort of name is Penny, anyway? [[SonOfAWhore Is that how much your mother charged?]]"
463* In Creator/MichaelConnelly's novel ''Literature/TheGodsOfGuilt'', Haller rattles off an incriminating license plate number ("One Echo Robert five six seven six") and antagonist Detective Lee Lankford shoots back with "What is that, your mom's phone number?"
464* The first ''Literature/SurvivorDogs'' book has Lucky distracting the Fierce Dogs to save his friends. Amongst the insults are "Your mothers had worms", "Your fathers were foxes", "Your mothers were tailless", and "Your fathers licked sharpclaw[[labelnote:Explanation]]cat[[/labelnote]] spit". At first, they don't go after them, but after he ticks them off by insulting their parents, they chase him.
465* The sci-fi comedy "The Space Willies" by Creator/EricFrankRussell deconstructs it: due to the words being LostInTranslation, "fat" means "dead". Misunderstanding ensues.
466* In the third book of ''Literature/HankTheCowdog'', Hank and his nieces and nephews start a verbal war with a mother cat and her kittens. They start off with insults, then they use this trope ''in song'' (the cats using a tune of "America the Beautiful" and the dogs using a tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean").
467* In ''Literature/WolfHall'', Elizabeth Barton confronts Henry VIII in a crowd and starts giving doom-laden prophecies about his marriage to Anne Boleyn. Henry dismisses it with humor (when she says he won't reign seven months, he asks if she can round it up) until she says she can see his mother surrounded by pale fire. Then he gets very serious.
468* In ''Literature/TheMartian'', when Mark Watney receives a communication from Venkat stating that NASA is setting up a committee to determine if any mistakes were made that led to Watney getting stranded on Mars, Watney sends this reply:
469-->''Venkat, tell the investigation committee they'll have to do their witch hunt without me. And when they inevitably blame Commander Lewis, be advised I'll publicly refute it. I'm sure the rest of the crew will do the same.\
470Also, please tell them that each and every one of their mothers is a prostitute. - Watney. \
471PS: Their sisters, too.''
472* Several Lawrence Block novels:
473** In ''Literature/TheThiefWhoCouldntSleep'' Mustafa, thinking Evan doesn't speak Turkish makes remarks such as "Your mother loves to perform fellatio upon syphilitic dogs" and "Your mother spreads herself for camels."
474** In ''Literature/TannersTiger'' Evan tries to take his ward Minna to the Montreal Expo, but the customs agent won't let them into Canada because of his membership in a Quebec separatist organization.
475--->'''Minna:''' (in Armenian) Your mother is a flea-ridden harlot who has unpardonable relations with the beasts of the field.
476** ''Literature/TheBurglarWhoThoughtHeWasBogart'':
477--->'''Rasmoulian:''' You glutton. You gross Circassian swine.\
478'''Tsarnoff:''' You rug-peddling justification for the Turkish genocide.\
479'''Rasmoulian:''' It is on such a rug that your mother lay with a camel when she got you.\
480'''Tsarnoff:''' Yours rolled in the dirt with a boar hog, sir, for her husband ran off with the rug to sell it.
481* ''Literature/ThePriceOfOranges'' by Creator/NancyKress. A time traveler from the past is offered crack by a street dealer. Thinking the teenager is referring to the ''step on a crack, break your mother's back'' rhyme, he responds with the rest of the verse. The dealer thinks it's this trope and takes offense.
482* ''Literature/TheStormlightArchive'': While Jasnah is making clear her disgust for the BitchInSheepsClothing Amaram, he accuses her of insulting his mother, so she doubles down and muses that the woman spent her entire pregnancy "entertaining every warrior she could find, in hopes that something of them would stick to you." {{Discussed|Trope}} afterwards when she admits to her protégée that the insult was uncalled-for and unfair to the mother.
483* In ''Literature/ShadowOfTheConqueror,'' after Daylen tells Ahrek that he CannotTellAJoke, Ahrek prompts him to make a joke of his own. Daylen responds with this:
484-->'''Daylen:''' How do you make someone ugly?\
485'''Ahrek:''' How?\
486'''Daylen:''' Ask your mother.
487* In ''Literature/ColinFischer'', Wayne responds to a threat with, "I haven't been so scared since I saw your mom naked. Which would be... last night." Colin notes that suggesting you have had sex with someone else's mother is "a vile insult and provocation across nearly every culture and language."
488* In ''Literature/MySecretValentine'', when Tiffany and Katie are making Valentine's Day cards:
489-->'''[[AlphaBitch Tiffany]]:''' My mother is an artist and she knows everything about colors.\
490'''Katie:''' Your mother is a blab-face.
491* ''Literature/PrudencePenderhaus'': In ''17 Marigold Lane'', Prudence tells [[TheBully Morgan Pennington]], "Get bent, Pennington." Morgan replies, "Already did with your mom." Prudence asks, "Did she provide the magnifying glass or did you?" It takes Morgan a moment to realize he's been insulted.
492* ''Literature/AllTheSkillsADeckbuildingLitRPG'': Arthur deliberately provokes an attack by pretending to explain [[spoiler:how he obtained his body enhancement card]] as "I was having dinner with your mother the other day..." Sure enough, a moment later he's being beaten up hard enough to level up his Blunt Damage Resistance.
493* Creator/PiersAnthony's novel ''Literature/{{Tarot}}'' has its main characters spending a lot of time in a series of group flashbacks/hallucinations/visions called "Animations". In one of them, the viewpoint character relives a time in his life where he attempts to convince a group of black people to accept him as one of them because, although he has white skin, he has black ancestors as well as white ones. They challenge him to prove it by winning an [[VolleyingInsults insult contest]], with his opponent being "played" by a prepubescent girl that is one of the other participants in the Animation. The two of them proceed to trade barbs about each other's mothers until he wins a PyrrhicVictory by resorting to a racist insult, technically winning the contest but ensuring that he won't be accepted as a black man.
494* From ''Literature/{{Grunts}}'' by Mary Gentle:
495--> '''Human soldier, trying to provoke the orcs:''' "Your mother wears combat boots and pisses standing up!"
496--> '''Orc soldier, [[InsultBackfire genuinely confused]]:''' "Doesn't everyone's?"
497* ''Literature/UniversalMonsters'': In book 4, while rescuing Stacy from Ardeth Bey, Nina taunts the villains by yelling "Your mummy wears army boots!"
498[[/folder]]
499
500[[folder:Music]]
501* [[Music/KennyLoggins Loggins and Messina]] have "Your Mama Don't Dance (And Your Daddy Don't Rock n Roll)", illustrating how old-fashioned the girl's parents are. Later covered by Music/{{Poison}}. (Also sampled in Music/BeastieBoys' "[[Music/PaulsBoutique High Plains Drifter]]".)
502* From Music/{{Styx}}'s concert video ''Caught in the Act'', taking place in a prison full of robot guards:
503-->"Hey, Roboto! Yer mudda was a Toyota!"
504* "Yo Mama" by Music/{{Butterfingers}}: "Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list!"
505%%* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfYyBp4Ln2s This]] Fatty Spins song.
506* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyxnEKTjhj0 The D&D song]], only in the "Live at the El Rey" version, contained the following lyrics at the very end:
507-->'''Lynch/Tyke:''' We put a spell on thee!\
508'''Will:''' You guys are too much for me. ''(laughs)''\
509''({{beat}})''\
510'''Lynch/Tyke:''' That's what yo' momma said last night! It's D&D...
511* Music/TheDecemberists' "A Cautionary Song":
512-->''So be kind to your mother\
513Though she may seem an awful bother\
514And the next time she tries to feed you collard greens\
515Remember what she does when you're asleep!''
516* The Norwegian metal band Music/{{Solefald}} has a "your mom" joke in their song "Third Person Plural".
517* "Your Mother Should Know" by Music/TheBeatles becomes hilarious when interpreted as a "your mom" joke (which it well could be).
518%%* The MC Hawking song "The Dozens".
519* The Shad song "''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr-jKSWGEhI Real Game]]''", about race in basketball, begins and ends with a short skit of friends playing an NBA game with each other. After the game, the insults get petty, culminating in:
520-->"Your mom can't dunk!"\
521"My mom can dunk, okay?! ... Well, she can touch rim still."
522* In the wake of 9/11, Music/RayStevens released "Osama Yo' Mama".
523* The ''Snaps'' album featured a number of comedians and hip-hop artists telling these jokes.
524* A Music/ThePharcyde song titled "Ya Mama":
525-->''...Naked on a mountaintop, tootin' on a flute\
526Ridin' on a horse drinkin' whiskey out a boot\
527She got the wings and the teeth of an African bat\
528Her middle name is "Mudbone", and on top of all that...''
529* "Shell Shock" by Music/GymClassHeroes eventually deteriorates into a bunch of "yo' momma" jokes (complete with booing), before finally ending with:
530-->"Yo, yo' momma smells like the inside of this recording booth!" ''(laughter)''
531* The Music/BoDiddley songs "Say Man" and "Say Man Back Again" (from 1959 and 1960, respectively) are based on this.
532* "Dre Day", a TakeThat directed at Music/EazyE following a dispute contains the following:
533-->"Well, here's a jimmy joke about your momma that you might not like. I heard she was the 'Frisco D**e!"
534* DJ Assault takes it to a new level by not only including the listener's mom, but the entire family, in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKO7P_4BCYk "Yo Relatives"]] (NSFW for language).
535* The video for Music/BizMarkie's "Music/JustAFriend" opens with Biz and his friends engaged in The Dozens.
536* Music/BarenakedLadies' "Enid" inexplicably starts with the sound of a radio tuning into a Music/DepecheMode sounding guy singing "The silence/The terror/The pain/The horror/As your mom comes downstairs." Then it jumps right into the chorus of the real song [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment with no explanation or acknowledgement]]. (This was later repurposed for the intro to the {{Animutation}} "Chocolate Niblet Beans".)
537* "Your Mama Don't Wear No Socks" is a classic campfire-game song popularized by Scouting.
538* Subverted by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhZRqPPTNjE Mr. T's "Treat Your Mother Right".]]
539* Combined with SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion and LastSecondWordSwap (while also probably paraphrasing "Summertime" from Music/GeorgeGershwin's ''Music/PorgyAndBess'') by Music/{{Pixies}} in "[[Music/SurferRosa Vamos]]":
540-->They'll come and play\
541Their friends will say\
542"Your daddy's rich\
543Your mama's a pretty thing"
544[[/folder]]
545
546[[folder:Myths and Religion]]
547* ''Literature/TheBible'':
548** All of [[Literature/BookOfJudges Judges 5]] is made up of a song Deborah and Barak sing, which includes a bit of ribbing on Sisera's mother towards the end.
549** Pharisees occasionally used this to mock Jesus, not believing he was [[MysticalPregnancy born of a virgin]] accusing Him of being a bastard. Both Roman and Jewish society at the time were highly patrilineal, meaning that heredity was tracked by the father. Saying that someone was the son of their mother instead of the son of their father was a massive insult because it was saying that their mother was so promiscuous that determining their father wasn't possible.
550* Myth/ClassicalMythology:
551** GenderInvertedTrope for Athena, where insulting her father for his sexual promiscuity is her BerserkButton ([[MemeticMolester no matter how true it might be]]). This was one of the possible reasons Arachne got turned into a spider.
552** Not sexual, but Artemis and Apollo's BerserkButton is any insult to their mother Leto. The mortal Queen Niobe, excessively proud of her children, bans the worship of Leto on the grounds that the goddess has a mere two children when Niobe herself has fourteen. The furious twin deities promptly slay all of them. The devastated Niobe can only sit and weep for days and days, and Leto eventually takes pity on her and turns her into a stone that flows with water.
553[[/folder]]
554
555[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
556* During Repo Man's entrance at the Wrestlemania X-7 Gimmick Battle Royal:
557-->'''Wrestling/BobbyHeenan:''' Last week he repoed his own car.\
558'''Gene Okerlund:''' About five years ago, he got my mother-in-law.\
559'''Bobby Heenan:''' About four years ago, ''everybody'' got your mother-in-law.
560* Ricky "The Rocket" Roberts has become All Pro Wrestling Heavyweight Champion and wants all you inbred hicks in Florida to tell your mom he said "thanks".
561* "[[BorrowedCatchPhrase Somebody call the coppers!]] Your momma and a doctor! You's about to [[Wrestling/CMPunk get clobbered]] in a [[Wrestling/JimRoss slobbernocker]]! Cruising for a bruising, ain't no way he's losing. So whose your hero? It's Wrestling/ChrisHero!"
562* In one of the most infamous segments in the history of ''Wrestling/WCWMondayNitro'', Rick Steiner was on the receiving in of an insult from [[Film/ChildsPlay Chucky]] when Chucky accused Steiner of playing with dolls, "at least that's what your mother tells me."
563* At Backlash 2002, when Wrestling/TheUndertaker, in his [[BadassBiker American Badass/Big Evil era]], faced off Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin, he [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gLKtA2QwEg tells off a fan]]:
564-->'''Fan:''' You suck, Undertaker!\
565'''The Undertaker:''' Your momma sucks!
566[[/folder]]
567
568[[folder:Radio]]
569* Alice does this in ''Radio/ThePhilHarrisAliceFayeShow'' when she runs out of intelligent comebacks, some of which are dated if one doesn't know the pop culture reference. Others are more general like:
570-->"Ah, your mother drinks warm beer!"
571* ''Radio/LoZooDi105'': ''Way'' more common than you'd expect it to be.
572[[/folder]]
573
574[[folder:Sports]]
575* Back when Stuart Scott hosted ''Series/SportsCenter'', any time things started getting heated on the field or court, he would claim that it started when something was said about somebody's mama.
576* UsefulNotes/{{Cricket}} has large amounts of the [[QuintessentialBritishGentleman the most elegant]] and expert trash talk you'll ever see, so "your mom" jokes tend to backfire spectacularly unless they're perfectly set up (much like a poorly bowled ball).
577** Consider this exchange:
578--->'''Rodney Marsh:''' How's your wife and my kids?\
579'''Ian Botham:''' The wife's fine, but the kids are retarded.
580** And compare to this exchange:
581--->'''Glenn [=McGrath=]:''' Why are you so fat?\
582'''Eddo Brandes:''' Because every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit.
583** A misunderstanding of such an insult caused one instance of schism between players in the Indian cricket team. While on tour to England in 1996, opening batsman Navjyot Singh Sidhu one day [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere up and walked off the team and took a flight home]]. When cricket board officials questioned him on his behavior, all Sidhu would state is that team captain Mohammed Azharuddin kept insulting him constantly during practice. Later on, a stupefied Azharuddin claimed that he had never said anything insulting. It was later on that a former cricketer turned sports administrator got to the bottom of it. It was a misinterpretation of the term "Your Mom's..." In Northern India, where Sidhu is from, that phrase is an unambiguous insult [[CountryMatters about certain bits]]. But in the Hyderabadi Muslim community, which Azharuddin is from, that term is one of endearment, meaning "your mother's favorite son".
584** An even worse misunderstanding of such an insult created a major diplomatic flare up between India and Australia and almost caused a test series between the two to be abandoned. In an attempt to reply in kind to Australian sledging, Indian spin bowler Harbhajan Singh taunted Aussie middle order batsman Andrew Symmonds with the Hindi words "Maa ki" which transliterates to YourMom. Symmonds, who is a mixed race adoptee misheard it as "{{M|istakenForRacist}}onkey". And then the infamous "[[{{Scandalgate}} Monkeygate]]" scandal erupted.
585[[/folder]]
586
587[[folder:Theatre]]
588* Found even in Creator/WilliamShakespeare, proving the [[JustForFun/TheZerothLawOfTropeExamples Zeroth Law]]. That's right, [[DoubleEntendre Shakespeare did your mom first]], as ''Website/{{Cracked}}'''s [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_763_20-annoying-modern-trends-that-are-older-than-you-think/ 20 Annoying 'Modern' Trends That Are Older Than You Think]] mentions.
589** Case in point, ''Theatre/TimonOfAthens''.
590--->'''Painter:''' You're a dog.\
591'''Apemantus:''' Thy mother's of my generation: what's she, if I be a dog?
592** ''Theatre/TheMerchantOfVenice'':
593--->'''Launcelot:''' Marry, you may partly hope that your father got you not; that you are not the Jew's daughter.\
594'''Jessica:''' That were a kind of bastard hope, indeed! so the sins of my mother should be visited upon me!\
595'''Launcelot:''' Truly, then, I fear you are damned both by father and mother; thus when I shun Scylla, your father, I fall into Charybdis, your mother.
596** ''Theatre/TitusAndronicus'', after Tamara gives birth to a child that's [[ChocolateBaby pretty obviously]] from Aaron the Moor instead of her husband:
597--->'''Demetrius:''' Villain, what hast thou done?\
598'''Aaron:''' That which thou canst not undo.\
599'''Chiron:''' Thou hast undone our mother.\
600'''Aaron:''' [[IBangedYourMom Villain, I have]] ''[[IBangedYourMom done]]'' [[IBangedYourMom thy mother.]]
601* In ''Theatre/PokemonLive'', Giovanni does this to Ash in "You Just Can't Win". For context, Giovanni and Delia used to date when they were younger (and there's some subtext that Ash is Giovanni's son):
602-->'''Ash:''' No one's gonna side with you; you're stark raving mad!\
603'''Giovanni:''' Oh yeah? Just ask your mother.
604* Hercules Mulligan's line when he, John Laurens and Lafayette enter the pub in "Aaron Burr, Sir" in ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}'':
605-->''Brrrah brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan,\
606Up in it, lovin' it, yes, I heard ya mother said, "Come again?"''
607[[/folder]]
608
609[[folder:Video Games]]
610* Discussed in ''VideoGame/DeadlyRoomsOfDeath''. Citizens of the Rooted Empire don't get why these are considered insulting to anyone other than the mother.
611* ''VideoGame/OddworldStrangersWrath'' has a gang boss by the name of Jo' Mamma. Stranger makes very knowing quips about it the entire level.
612-->'''Stranger:''' Jo' Mamma ain't gonna last long with me on her tail. Heh heh.
613* In ''VideoGame/ArtemisSpaceshipBridgeSimulator'', this is one of the taunts the communications officer can use to draw the attention and aggression of an enemy ship.
614-->''Your maternal leader wears army boots!''
615* ''VideoGame/{{Bully}}'': "At least my mother doesn't make a living on her back!"
616* In ''VideoGame/Cyberpunk2077'', [[spoiler:this is implied to be [[BerserkButton what makes Yorinobu Arasaka snap]] before he fatally strangles his father Saburo.]]
617-->[[spoiler:'''Saburo:''' I knew this day would come. That sooner or later your impudence would cross the line. There is much for which I could forgive you, but for treason -- no. I'm just glad your mother didn't live to see this. The heart should break but once.\
618'''Yorinobu:''' ''(lunges at Saburo and strangles him)'' You shall never have to forgive me for anything again.]]
619* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'''s [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4N5OhcY9s Meet the Spy]] exchange regarding the RED Spy. It's also IBangedYourMom, as the BLU Spy actually manages to ''provide photographic evidence''. [[spoiler: In actually though, that BLU Scout was the RED Spy, but it is confirmed in canon that he is indeed BLU Scout's biological father.]] The Spy has an in-game domination line over an enemy scout referencing this scene ("Well, off to visit your mother!").
620-->'''BLU Scout:''' What are you, president of his fan club?\
621'''BLU Spy:''' No... that would be ''your mother!'' ''[throws down a folder containing photos of the Scout's mother having sex with the RED Spy]''
622* ''VideoGame/Left4Dead2'':
623** One of many dialogue snippets that plays upon reaching an abandoned impound:
624--->'''Ellis:''' Hey Nick, what kinda car you drive?\
625'''Nick:''' Your mom's car.\
626'''Ellis:''' See, that was just uncalled for.
627** Upon seeing a [[NightmareFace Spitter]], Ellis sometimes calls, "''It's Nick's mom!''"
628* [[TheCasanova Ezio]] does this often in ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII'', and may even [[IBangedYourMom mean some literally]].
629** Ezio uses a snappy comeback:
630--->'''Vierri:''' Are you afraid to handle things yourself?\
631'''Ezio:''' Your sister seemed quite satisfied with the "handling" I gave her.
632** One of his combat taunts is "Your mama can't help you now!"
633** In ''Revelations'', Ezio finds himself in a street-fight:
634--->'''Citizen:''' You have something to say to me?\
635'''Ezio:''' If I had a message for you, I would give it to your mother.
636* In ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxSaveTheWorld'' Episode 103 ("The Mole, The Mob and the Meatball"), Sam and Max throw these against a card sharp ([[EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas who is very sensitive about his mother]]) to get him to cough up the location of a meatball sandwich.
637* From ''VideoGame/HaloCombatEvolved'':
638-->"I would've been yo' daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence!"
639* From ''VideoGame/Halo5Guardians''
640-->"I have copulated...with your genetic progenitors!"
641* From ''Videogame/FinalFantasyVIII'', of all games:
642-->'''Mr. Monkey:''' Ahhh! Damn it! Y-You're just a big loser! I'm able to skip the rock as many times as I want! So there! Ha-Ha! Loser! Moron! Idiot! Your mum wears combat boots!
643* PlayedForDrama in ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''. In his memoirs, BigGood Admiral Anderson recounts when he was shipped off to fight in the FirstContact War. Everyone on the ship was internally panicking at the thought of being sent to fend off an actual AlienInvasion, so to break the tension he turns to his comrade next to him and asks if his mother was okay, because she was so ugly he heard a marine mistook her for a [[BirdPeople turian]] and almost shot her. The other marine replies that he heard was a picture of Anderson's mother that started the war in the first place as it "Scared the turians shitless." Everyone laughed at the latter, with the boost in morale keeping them alive.
644* ''Videogame/NeverwinterNights2'':
645** A female character can respond to Bishop's opening suggestion that she go back to whatever brothel she came from with "Good idea. I'll say hello to your mother while I'm there, shall I?"
646** [[http://youtu.be/CDR5NqI1b2E Neeshka, Khelgar, and Qara]] have a three-way insult contest of sorts at the inn (start at 20:20):
647--->'''Khelgar:''' ''(to Qara, after having to [[DontExplainTheJoke explain an insult]] to Neeshka)'' But a tankard for effort, your "highness" -- by my reckoning, the Flagon's never had a finer table-cleaning[[labelnote:*]]Qara got conscripted into the party after nearly burning down the inn; your foster father's half-brother has her paying for the damage in sweat[[/labelnote]] goblin-wench.\
648'''Qara:''' What, since your mother lost her job?
649* ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor'' did a variation, where Grubba tells the Iron Adonis Twins' that Mario was talking trash about them (hint: [[HeroicMime he's not]]):
650-->'''Grubba:''' Hyuk hyuk! Your challenger is real confident, boys! Yep, he's talkin' trash... "Iron Adonis Twins?" he said. "More like Paper Dog-Face Bros.! ...And they stink!" And then he said: "I bet they just play video games an' cry when they lose!" Um, yeah, and then he said... "Outie belly buttons run in their family! Stinkwads!" ...And so on. Yep.\
651'''Iron Cleft #1:''' [[BigWhat WHAAAAAAT?!]] [[JokeAndReceive How does he know]] Mom has an outie? That jerk! We're gonna blend you up into a smoothie, pal! And then we're gonna drink ya! Oh, and one more thing... Only smelly stinkwads call other people stinkwads! Understand, stinkwad?\
652'''Iron Cleft #2:''' Simmer down there, Bro. [[HypocriticalHumor You! Stinkwad!]] You're gonna regret opening your yap, pal! See these bods? Solid iron. See these spikes? Yeah, they penetrate any substance. So, basically, what I'm telling you is that whatever you try will be completely useless. Think that over in the very short time you have left with a functional brain.
653* ''VideoGame/SimAnt'' had a few, if you turned on dialogue. If memory serves, one of them was "your mother was a termite!"
654* A non-humorous example from ''VideoGame/BatmanTheTelltaleSeries'': [[spoiler:if Bruce confronts Oswald[=/=]The Penguin in the beginning of Episode 5 of the first season, he can distract him for Gordon by stating that his mother deserved to be sent to Arkham Asylum. Since Oswald's mother was forced there and driven insane by Bruce's father, this causes Oswald to [[BerserkButton fly completely off the handle.]]]]
655* ''VIDEOGAME/BearWithMe'': In Episode 2 Ted plays a question and answer game to try and trick information out of someone. He has the option to sarcastically answer "Your mom?" to every question about a person. [[spoiler:The final question, of course, is "If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she?"]]
656* ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'':
657** In one of the party conversations between Oghren and Sten:
658--->'''Sten:''' Dwarf.\
659'''Oghren:''' What?\
660'''Sten:''' Stop tripping me.\
661'''Oghren:''' Stop tripping yourself!\
662'''Sten:''' If you were significant enough to notice, I wouldn't step on you.\
663'''Oghren:''' Oh, well... your mother!\
664'''Sten:''' ...That was disappointing. I expected better from you.\
665'''Oghren:''' Sorry, I was in a rush.
666** In the ''Leliana's Song'' DLC, [[ElvesVersusDwarves Tug and Sketch's]] sniping produces this gem when they're about to climb through a window:
667--->'''Sketch:''' Tight fit for Tug.\
668'''Tug:''' Eh, that's what your mother said.
669* ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'':
670** Some otherwise-unremarkable Kirkwall [=NPCs=] can be heard using "your mom" jokes, including an elf who's found a novel reaction to FantasticRacism. "Elf this and elf that. I'll 'elf' your mother!"
671--->'''Human:''' Ever seen the women in the Rose show their full glory, elf?\
672'''Elf:''' I don't know. Is your mother working?\
673'''Other human:''' One up on you, I'll give him that.
674** In the "Mark of the Assassin" DLC, we get this exchange between an UpperClassTwit and the real villain:
675--->'''Baron Arlange:''' This is your fault for inviting a stinking turnip in the first place! Your mother would be ashamed!\
676'''Duke Prosper:''' Mmm-hmm-hmm. Says the man whose mother has slept with half of Val Chevin.
677* In ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition'''s multiplayer mode, [[BlackMage the Elementalist]] has an original way to focus his teammates' attentions on a specific enemy.
678-->'''Rion:''' This one said something about your mothers! All of your mothers! Kill it!
679* ''VideoGame/{{Runescape}}''
680** In the "A Clockwork Syringe" quest, one of the insults you can use while interrogating a zombie pirate is "Yo momma has enough chins for 99 range!" [[note]]"Chins" is a shortened nickname for chinchompas, a type of grenade weapon used for ranged training. [[DontExplainTheJoke It also means she's fat.]][[/note]]
681** Among the [[VolleyingInsults insults volleyed]] between [[OddJobGods cabbage god]] [[PlantPerson Brassica Prime]] and monkey goddess [[HardDrinkingPartyGirl Marimbo]] is this exchange.:
682--->'''Brassica Prime:''' Surely the Marimban hosts may have finger-foods and alcohol, but this is clearly the tastiest team to be on.\
683'''Marimbo:''' Yeah, if you like bland salads!\
684'''Brassica Prime:''' Your mother is a bland salad!\
685'''Marimbo:''' Your mother's ''face'' is a bland salad!
686* Typing "UR MOM" in ''VideoGame/{{Scribblenauts}}'' gives you a [[EverythingsDeaderWithZombies Zombie]].
687* In ''VideoGame/GuiltyGear Xrd'', Leo Whitfang has a G-rated version of this insult as one of his victory quotes, claiming that in his PersonalDictionary, one of the definitions of "inimitable" was "your mother's apple pie", the other being his skill.
688* ''VideoGame/MonkeyIsland'':
689** In ''VideoGame/TheSecretOfMonkeyIsland'', "So's your mother" is one of the options in Insult Swordfighting that won't win, although it only appears during the training scene with Captain Smirk.
690** Also in ''Secret'', if you let the Fettucini Flying Brothers argue over who gets to go in the cannon:
691--->'''Alfredo:''' Your mother wears combat slippers!\
692'''Bill:''' Leave our mother out of it! Get in the cannon!
693** In ''VideoGame/TheCurseOfMonkeyIsland'', one of René Rottingham's rhyming swordfight insults is "Your mother wears a toupee!", to which Guybrush can respond, "Oh, that is so cliché", which is the same response to a pirate's "En garde! Touché!"
694** In ''VideoGame/TalesOfMonkeyIsland'', Guybrush gives us, "Your mama's so fat, it's probably a serious health risk for her. She might want to visit a physician about that."
695* In ''VideoGame/ShiningWisdom'': "Your mama's so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested for moonin'!"
696* One of the conversation choices in ''VideoGame/TheSims3'' and ''VideoGame/TheSims4'' (and also ''[[VideoGame/TheSims The Sims Social]]'' and ''VideoGame/TheSimsMedieval'') involves calling a Sim's mom a llama.
697* In ''VideoGame/FableIII'' during the "Gnomes Are Evil!" quest, Lionel the gnome interjects "Your mother!"
698* ''VideoGame/VegaStrike'''s DialogueTree has one of aliens' attempts to [[IShallTauntYou insult]] the (human) player going like this:
699-->'''Rlaan pilot:''' Your female ancestor was promiscuous! [[BlueAndOrangeMorality Wait... how is that not a compliment]]?
700* VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3:
701** ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} yells "YO' MAMA!" at random when he executes his standard strong attack.
702** Comicbook/GhostRider's win quote against Doctor Doom is "Hell is exactly where your mother belongs. You'll follow her there soon enough."
703* In ''VideoGame/Sly3HonorAmongThieves'', [[TheSmartGuy Bentley]] has to goad [[TheBrute Muggshot]] into a fight as part of a plan. The one thing that'll make him [[EvenEvilHasStandards reconsider fighting a wheelchair-bound turtle]]? Making a nasty comment about his mother.
704-->'''Bentley:''' Your mother was a broken-down tub of junk with [[ReallyGetsAround more gentlemen callers than the operator.]]
705* A few in ''VideoGame/{{Bulletstorm}}'':
706-->'''Rell:''' Does everything you touch turn into shit?\
707'''Grayson:''' Heh, your mom survived... barely.\
708'''Rell:''' Guess that's how the old gal got her limp...
709** And
710--->'''Sarrano:''' ''[upon seeing a group of monsters ahead run around a corner and flee]'' Hey, Grayson, your mom's giving mouthjobs around the corner!
711* ''VideoGame/GuildWars2'' has a pair of Asura children trading Your Mom jokes:
712-->'''Asura 1:''' [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Your mama's IQ is so low]], she thinks "elemental" is four letters in the middle of the alphabet.\
713'''Asura 2:''' Your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks a [[WhateverMancy golemancer]] is what you get when you ask a golemquestion.
714* ''VideoGame/Arfenhouse3'' has a boss named "YOMOMMA", who is actually Misteroo's mother. Housemaster laughs at the name.
715* ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands}}'':
716** Claptrap can do this in ''VideoGame/BorderlandsThePreSequel'' as part of the "Kick Him While He's Down" skill:
717--->'''Claptrap:''' Yo' mama's so dumb, she couldn't even think up a proper ending to this yo' mama joke!
718** Claptrap takes it with him to ''VideoGame/PokerNight2'', kind of:
719--->'''Claptrap:''' I'm going all in... just like I did with your momma last night! [[BaitAndSwitchComment Turns out she's a really good poker player.]]
720** Creator Brian Cozzens slipped "Your Mom" into [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4T3A5Vqicw the credits]] of ''VideoGame/Borderlands1''.
721** A possible dialogue option in ''VideoGame/TalesFromTheBorderlands'' when a Hyperion guard asks Rhys (who is [[spoiler:disguised as Vasques]]) what he was doing on Pandora:
722--->'''Rhys:''' You wanna know what I was doing down there? ''Your mom.''\
723''(long pause)''\
724'''Guard:''' ...My mom is dead.
725* One of the many possible insult types in ''VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator''.
726* ''Videogame/LeagueOfLegends'' has the "Brolaf" skin for the champion Olaf, which turns the Viking into a rowdy frat boy. He has this to say:
727-->'''Brolaf:''' I'm OP? Your ''mom'' is OP!
728* ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIIIMorrowind'' uses this as an NPC response to a failed Taunt:
729--> ''"No, I believe that was your mother."''
730* Evil Heckler from ''VideoGame/HearthstoneHeroesOfWarcraft'' may throw one of these jokes when he enters the battlefield. Unsurprising, considering he has the [[IShallTauntYou Taunt]] ability.
731-->'''Evil Heckler:''' Your mother was a Murloc!
732* ''Raising the Flag on Mount Yo Momma'' is about the main character learning to successfully participate in this type of insult exchange.
733* Barfights in ''VideoGame/TheWitcher'' are often accompanied by this gem, or some variation: "YER MAMMA SUCKS DWARF COCK!"
734* ''Franchise/SouthPark'':
735** In ''VideoGame/SouthParkTheStickOfTruth'', [[TheBard Jimmy]]'s "Song of Buffness" ability features him singing a BawdySong that ends with this joke:
736--->'''Jimmy:''' There once was a maiden from Stonebury Hollow\
737She didn't talk much but boy did she swallow\
738I had a nice lance that she sat upon\
739The maiden from Stonebury, who is also your mom.
740** ''VideoGame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole'' also contains one from Classi ([[InsistentTerminology with an 'I' and a little dick that hangs off the 'C' which fucks the shit out of the A-S-S]]) [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu given to a gang of Italian mobsters]].
741--->'''Classi:''' See, I told you the cops were chasing me.\
742'''Gangster:''' And you led them here, you stupid bitch?\
743'''Classi:''' Uh uh, who you calling a stupid bitch?! Do I look like your mama!
744* ''VideoGame/RandalsMonday'': This trope is key to "win" a [[BattleRapping rap battle]] (which may be a GuideDangIt moment if you're not familiar with it, because the involved dialogue option is so bland that players may initially avoid it, thinking it's just another NoYou insult).
745* In ''VideoGame/GodOfWarPS4'', Modi ''[[BullyingADragon repeatedly]]'', makes crude insults about Kratos' late wife and Atreus' mother Faye. Surprisingly, [[OlderAndWiser Kratos]] shrugs the insults off and tells his son that Modi is NotWorthKilling, but Atreus eventually can't take it and kills Modi.
746* ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'' has a possible intro in a fight between Johnny Cage and Cassie Cage where Johnny ends by telling "Your mother wears army boots!". The joke, of course being that Cassie's mom IS a general in the Special Forces (and also his ex-wife).
747** And then there's this bit:
748--->'''Johnny Cage:''' Hey, 'Mac.\
749'''Ermac:''' We will destroy you!\
750'''Johnny Cage:''' "We"? Is your mother joining us?
751* One possible intro in ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11'' has Sindel belittling Rain's mother, Amara, for having denied the Edenian prince's birthright. The joke here is that Argus (the husband to Rain's mother) is an Edenian God while Amara was a mere mortal without a proper job.
752-->'''Sindel:''' Argus was wise to hide you away.\
753'''Rain:''' My 'father' denied me my birthright.\
754'''Sindel:''' Birthright? Your mother was a commoner.
755* In ''VideoGame/PillarsOfEternity'', this is a favorite of Hiravias -- he [[ActuallyPrettyFunny laughs when the player throws one at him]], and even delivers one as a ShutUpHannibal to the game's BigBad.
756-->'''[[spoiler:Thaos]]:''' Have your friends proven a worthy distraction from the pain of ostracism?\
757'''Hiravias:''' Ostracism? Is that the name for the groin rash your mother gave me?
758* ''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}'''s longer taunt in her [[VideoGame/Bayonetta2 second game]] has her tell the enemy "If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum.", just like [[Creator/HidekiKamiya her creator]]. This taunt even made it into her [[GuestFighter guest appearance]] in ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosForNintendo3DSAndWiiU''.
759* ''VideoGame/AdVerbum'' has a robotic puppy which spouts a wide variety of such quips, all computer-related.
760-->'''Robot puppy:''' Your momma's so stupid, when tech support told her to reboot she started putting her shoes back on.
761* ''VideoGame/CrashTeamRacingNitroFueled'' has the Nitro Squad member Liz. After passing ''anyone'' on the racetrack she will call their mother an armadillo, no exceptions.
762-->'''Liz:''' Your mum's an armadillo!
763* In ''VideoGame/DinkSmallwood'' mod ''The Dink Hotel'' two men at a table in the lobby swap "yo mama" jokes, with the one who laughs being the loser.
764* ''VideoGame/PlanescapeTorment'' has a sidequest involving recovering an item stolen by a bandit, who threatens to have your guts for garters if you try to talk to him. You can solve the issue peacefully, but if you don't mind killing him, you can give the following response:
765-->'''The Nameless One:''' If it's garters you're after... I just happen to have a pair. Your mother left them in my bed last night.
766* In ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft: Mists of Pandaria'', Taran Zhu intercepts Garrosh Hellscream to stop the orc from releasing a SealedEvilInACan. When Garrosh taunts the pandaren, Taran Zhu throws back his words by reminding him of [[GenderInvertedTrope the fate of his father]], Grommash Hellscream, a ''big'' BerserkButton for Garrosh.
767-->'''Garrosh:''' (chuckles) Step aside, Pandaren! You confront a force beyond reckoning!\
768'''Taran Zhu:''' Your father dabbled in powers "beyond reckoning". Where is he ''now''?
769* ''VideoGame/MutantFootballLeague'' is not above using these for TrashTalk. One that can appear happens after a quarterback sack.
770-->Man, you went down faster than your mama at the Christmas party!
771* ''VideoGame/SoUhASpaceshipCrashedInMyYard'': Along with TranslationYes, when interacting with one of the dogs in the pet store, it says: "woof.", and ARIA says:
772-->Hey! My mother's weight is entirely normal for a freight ship of her class.
773* ''VideoGame/HorizonZeroDawn'': While attempting to rescue Nasan from a Shadow Carja outpost, Aloy overhears the captive snark at his captors while he is being interrogated.
774-->'''Elite Shadow Heavy:''' What were you doing out by the fork?\
775'''Nasan:''' It was a picnic. With your mother.\
776'''Shadow Soldier:''' I think he's trying to hurt your feelings.\
777'''Elite Shadow Heavy:''' Won't work. [[InsultBackfire My mother loves a good picnic.]]
778* Parodied in ''VideoGame/Wild9'' with Wex's attempts at taunting mooks. It goes from "Your momma!" and then "Your momma's momma!" and eventually "Your grandmama's mamma!"
779* ''VideoGame/Yakuza2'': An Osakan thug harrasses Kiryu for "strutting around like a damn peacock." One of two responses an annoyed Dragon of Dojima can give is "I peacocked your mom." This line was so famous it remained even in the improved ''Kiwami 2'' translation, and the beaten thug even figures "somethin' musta gotten lost in translation."
780* ''Samurai Warriors 2 Empires'' has UsefulNotes/MiyamotoMusashi of all people use one of these jokes as a taunt.
781-->'''Musashi:''' Hey, your mama’s so fat, she’s got her own daimyo!
782* ''VideoGame/LiveALive'': In the Wild West chapter, Pike mockingly tells Sundown Kid that he only drinks his mother's milk. Sundown Kid then retors, "Your mother's, maybe." causing the smug cowboy to get flustered.
783* ''VideoGame/AMCSquad'': One of [[MotherRussiaMakesYouStrong Highwire's]] taunts when killing an enemy is a (rather creative) "your mom" joke.
784-->''"Your mother is like communism... everyone gets a share!"''
785* ''VideoGame/HonkaiStarRail'': When the Trailblazer's party encounters a Home-Use Object Finder robot (nicknamed "Findie") in the Great Mine on Jarilo-VI, Dan Heng thinks it might have been an antiquity left behind by a past interstellar traveler, causing Findie to snap back at him:
786-->''"BEEP BEEP BEEP...your ''mom's'' an antiquity!"''
787* ''VideoGame/TotalWarWarhammerII'': When Grombrindol engages in diplomacy with Sigvald, and Sigvald's opinion of him is low (which it's likely to be), he will say this:
788-->''"Bear in mind, Dwarf, I have seen your mother, and even Nurgle could not manifest such a hideous visage."''
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790
791[[folder:Web Animation]]
792* ''WebAnimation/FiftyWaysToDieInMinecraft'' Halloween edition:
793-->'''Brandon:''' Yo mama's so fat she had to raise the draw distance to 32 chunks just to look in a mirror.\
794'''[=RedstoneNed=]:''' Yo mama's so poor she tried to make a dirt pickaxe but she only had enough for a shovel.\
795'''[=SnakeTheJaik=]:''' Yo mama's so ugly she got stood up on a date with the original netherrack texture.\
796'''Stu:''' Yo mama's so fat, uh.. [[WebVideo/GameGrumps Skiboodle!]]
797* ''WebVideo/ArbyNTheChief'':
798** Virtually half of Master Chief's dialogue consists of these:
799--->''"You got -3 kills and 31 deaths!"\
800"Your mom got -3 kills in bed last night!"''
801** It's gotten to the point where the Arbiter can anticipate them:
802--->''"Yeah, well I found something way moar better. Your m-"\
803"My mom's pussy."''
804* In WebAnimation/BattleForDreamIsland, Tennis Ball has a [[https://youtu.be/U0S2Hhu2N6w?si=NaLSeTLI3oZMkFiO soundboard]] with "Your Mom" as a "People" option.
805* ''WebAnimation/BonusStage'' uses Your Mom jokes way too often.
806** For example:
807--->'''Phil:''' My mom just called.\
808'''Joel:''' ''Your '''mom''''' just called.\
809'''Phil:''' ...excellent comeback.\
810'''Joel:''' [[SarcasmBlind I know.]]
811** When Joel actually ends up going out with Phil's mom, Jessica, he discovers that "your mom" jokes don't make sense anymore:
812--->'''Joel:''' Your mom's a world. She's my world. I guess "your mom" insults pack less of a punch now.
813** In one episode, the two girl characters discuss "your dad" jokes and agree they will never catch on.
814* From ''WebAnimation/BrokenSaints'':
815-->'''Palmer:''' Do you like working for us, Mr. Matthews? Does the job satisfy you?\
816'''Raimi:''' ''({{inner monologue}}) About as much as your mom did last night.''
817* One "your mom" exchange in ''WebAnimation/GEOWeasel'' gets ridiculous:
818-->'''Weas:''' Nar, you're not supposed to say stuff like that.\
819'''Nar:''' Your ''mom'' says stuff like that.\
820'''Weas:''' Your mom ''is'' stuff like that!\
821'''Nar:''' ''You're your own mom!''
822* In WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss, In "Truth Seekers", Blitzo makes one on Agent One only to bee told [[MyParentsAreDead that his mom is dead]]. This doesn't stop him from doing it later.
823* ''WebAnimation/HistoryMatters'' loves showing quarreling sides facing off, and one side holding a sign saying some variant of "Your mother". Specific examples include [[https://youtu.be/FxhLkwmSu98?t=25 "Why Did the USSR Ask to Join NATO?"]] (Joseph Stalin toward the NATO powers) and [[https://youtu.be/kjFscoiE8eI?t=302 "Ten Minute History - The Unification of Italy"]] (King Victor Emmanuel I of Piedmont-Sardinia toward the Emperor of Austria-Hungary)
824* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'': In the WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "other days", Strong Bad apparently attempted one in response to an annoying request from a Polish viewer, but it comes out as "Your mother is the speed limit" ("Twoja matka jest ograniczenie prędkości"). Oddly enough, this isn't a case of MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels but rather LameComeback -- both the email and his response are typed ''in English'' and translated by a voiceover.
825* Foamy of ''WebAnimation/NeuroticallyYours'' provides an excellent, albeit brutal, counter to the "your mom" insult:
826-->'''Foamy:''' Next time someone says something like, "Yeah? Well, I fucked your mom last night." You look that dumbass straight in the eye and say, "Well, that's too bad. While you were wasting your time trying to get laid by old ladies, I carved out your mother's eye sockets with a razor blade and then sold her blind ass as a bondage slave to the Japanese mafia and they've been [[CrossesTheLineTwice shoving flesh-eating carrion ants into her ass and videotaped it for internet broadcasting.]] How do you like that?!" Now ''that'' is an insult. If that doesn't do it, take it up a notch. Tell them you carved your name on the inside of their uterus with a butter knife while she was having oral sex with the family dog. Guaranteed to throw a punch at you.
827* In WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions' summary of ''Theatre/TitusAndronicus'' (see above), Red assumed that this gore-fest hadn't contributed anything to the popular conscious, then expresses glee at "the first 'yo mama' joke."
828* ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'':
829** In ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlueTheBloodGulchChronicles'':
830--->'''Tucker:''' Freelancers are independent, they're not red or blue. They're just guns for hire, who'll fight for whoever has the most money.\
831'''Caboose:''' Like a mercenary.\
832'''Tucker:''' Right. Or like your mom, when the rent's due.\
833'''Caboose:''' ...Oh, that's funny.\
834'''Tucker:''' Yeah, you didn't think that was too obvious?\
835'''Caboose:''' No no, no no, that was-- that was good.
836** [[WebAnimation/RedVsBlueSeason14 Season 14]]'s "[[Recap/RedVsBlueS14E21TheTriplets The Triplets]]": When Iowa asks "Five things you'd rather be doing", for her last answer, Ohio says: "Your mom!"
837** {{Parodied|Trope}} in Season 15 by Cronut while he and Gene are [[PokeThePoodle attempting to taunt the enemy and fail at it]]:
838--->'''Gene:''' YOU SUCK! You're... bad at math!\
839'''Cronut:''' You have table manners that leave much to be desired!\
840'''Gene:''' You smell like maybe you forgot to wear deodorant today!\
841'''Cronut:''' Your mother's lasagna is, mediocre!
842* ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'': Not exactly a joke, but when [[TheHero Ruby Rose]] [[ShutUpHannibal tries to bravely counter Salem's threats]], Salem mentions that her mother, Summer Rose, said the exact same words to her -- and failed. This comeback doubles as a ShutUpKirk as well, and it causes Ruby to cry.
843-->'''Ruby:''' We've seen what you're capable of. The lamp showed us. It showed us ''everything''. We've seen that you can't be killed. But we've also seen you ''fail''. We don't ''have'' to ''kill you'' to stop you. And we ''will'' stop you.\
844'''Salem:''' Your mother said those same words to me. She was wrong too.
845* ''Creator/SamAndMickey'':
846** After the aforementioned LoopholeAbuse in "Career Girl":
847--->'''Barbie:''' It's not feet. It a unit of measure.\
848'''Ken:''' Your mom's a unit of measure.\
849'''Barbie:''' [[LampshadeHanging That doesn't even make sense.]]\
850'''Ken:''' Your mom doesn't even make sense!
851** Barbie does this to an adjacent driver at one point in "Road Rage", at 3:12 PM.
852--->'''Barbie:''' Your mother must've been a whore because you drive like an ''asshole''!\
853'''Driver:''' [[IronicEcho That doesn't even make sense!]]
854* One of the answers in ''[[https://youtu.be/r3jMdtXLl-4 Scout Teaches Class]]''.
855-->'''Scout:''' Pop Quiz: How long does it take to beat a moron to death?\
856...\
857''(Spy raises hand)''\
858'''Scout:''' Yeah?\
859'''Spy:''' Your mother!\
860'''Scout:''' [[SarcasmMode Real nice effort...]]
861* A Website/YouTube channel appropriately named ''WebAnimation/YoMama'' is dedicated to animating just about every "yo' mama" joke in existence. New videos are posted every Monday and Friday, and the host is a lovably obnoxious blond [[WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers Brock Samson]] {{Expy}} named Brody. They have also expanded into the GenderInverted version and RussianReversal, among other things.
862* Yahtzee does this often in ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'':
863** "Yes, it's short, but it's cheap and comes with lots of fun extras, not unlike ''[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/10-The-Orange-Box your mum]]''."
864** The zinger in the next video said, "Contrary to claims made in the previous video, I have not in actuality fucked your mum, [[SophisticatedAsHell because damn that shit is nasty, yo.]]"
865** "By the way: It's alright, you can swear on the internet. Your mum probably isn't gonna read it. I know, because she's too busy being fucked. ''By me.''"
866** On why he doesn't drive: "I doubt I would find it easier to get around if I were six feet wide and constantly farting carbon monoxide. I don't know how your mum does it."
867** "Sexy and exciting people, like ''your mum''..."
868** "Sandboxes are, by definition, looser than your mum on a jet engine."
869[[/folder]]
870
871[[folder:Web Original]]
872* In one ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'' mission into a {{Malaprop|er}}ism-riddled ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' fic, some unfortunate phrasing creates "gems with insulting lines". When the Agents are hocking them afterwards, one of the gems tells the pawnbroker, "Your mother is a Jabberwocky!"
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874
875[[folder:Websites]]
876* [[https://notalwaysright.com/56600-2/56600/ This story]] from ''Website/NotAlwaysLearning'':
877-->'''Instructor:''' Who in the world taught you how to do math?!\
878'''Me:''' Your mom.\
879''He looks at me like I am insane before realizing that I graduated from the high school his mother teaches math at.''
880* The official Website/{{Twitter}} account of the state of New Jersey, [=@NJGov=], gained a huge bounce in popularity in December 2019, with the [[https://twitter.com/njgov/status/1202987038217265152?lang=en following exchange]]:
881-->'''hmmm:''' Who let New Jersey have a Twitter\
882'''New Jersey:''' your mom
883* [[https://yourmom.zip/ This website]] is an example by itself
884* In [[https://notalwaysright.com/when-the-manager-is-a-mean-mutha/305994/ this]] ''Website/NotAlwaysRight'' story, a troublemaking teenager who refuses to obey the store manager because "You're not my dad" is so taken aback when the manager replies "Well, I don’t know. Let me see a picture of your mom" that he actually leaves.
885[[/folder]]
886
887[[folder:Web Videos]]
888* ''Website/{{Clickhole}}'' gives us "[[http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-put-fat-suit-understand-what-its-be-your-mom-2061 I Put on a Fat Suit to Understand What It's Like to Be Your Mom]]", a cascade of these strung together in the style of a clickbait article written with CondescendingCompassion.
889-->I wanted to feel the way your mom feels when she steps on a scale and it says "To be continued." I wanted to experience the same embarrassment she experiences when measuring her waistline with an odometer, or having to rent a U-Haul in order to get carryout.
890* In ''WebVideo/CodeMent'', Lloyd does it to his new boss for no apparent reason:
891-->'''Princess Cornelia:''' Well, it ain't saying much, but Lloyd, you're our top researcher.\
892'''Lloyd:''' Your mother is our top researcher.\
893'''Cornelia:''' You do know that I am the new Princess in charge of this area right, right?\
894'''Lloyd:''' Your mother is the new Princess in charge of ''my'' area.\
895'''Cornelia:''' I don't know why, but I've got a strong feeling I'm going to hate you.
896%%* ''Website/CollegeHumor'' gives us this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIeq4i-us8I sketch]].
897* In the ''WebVideo/CommentaryTheMusical'' song, ''Ninja Ropes'':
898-->'''Neil and Nathan:''' We did not get along\
899'''Nathan:''' I thought Neil was given far too many songs\
900'''Neil and Nathan:''' Both threw insults at each other\
901'''Neil:''' Told you [[ActorAllusion how I]] [[Series/HowIMetYourMother f#!ked your mother]]...
902* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'':
903** When Freeza's {{Mooks}} discuss their [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy terrible aim]]:
904--->'''Freeza Goon A:''' Damn, man, you couldn't hit the broad side of a [[SpaceX space barn!]]\
905'''Freeza Goon B:''' Yeah, well that's only because I'm too busy hitting the broad side of ''your mom''!
906** Cui and Vegeta do this back and forth. Vegeta first does it to Cui, who responds that his species reproduces asexually ("Gross. Out of my way.") Cui then does it to Vegeta:
907--->'''Vegeta:''' My mother's ''dead''.\
908'''Cui:''' I ''know''.
909** Freeza then chillingly reprises the above example during his fight with Vegeta:
910--->'''Freeza:''' Well, Vegeta, time to send you crying home to mommy.\
911'''Vegeta:''' ''[in extreme pain]'' My... mother's... dead.\
912'''Freeza:''' ''I know.''
913** In ''Bardock, the Father of Goku'':
914--->'''Bardock:''' We need to raise an army, and--\
915'''Random Saiyan:''' Your ''mom's'' an army!
916** Cell manages to work one into his broadcast announcing the Cell Games:
917--->'''Cell:''' And much like Vegeta's mother, I will accept ''all'' comers.\
918'''Vegeta:''' ''HOW DARE.''
919* When LetsPlay/{{Dream}} and the hunters were in the Nether in "Minecraft Speedrunner VS 3 Hunters FINALE", [=BadBoyHalo=] told a joke to Dream, [[https://youtu.be/hgdSJdeGF_0?t=944 to which he responded with this trope.]] (15:44)
920-->'''Bad:''' Hey, Dream. I got a question for you.\
921'''Dream:''' What?\
922'''Bad:''' What is hot, and smells like potatoes?\
923'''Dream:''' Your mom?\
924'''The Hunters:''' Ohhhh!\
925'''Bad:''' Hey! No, it's an oven once you're done making potatoes!\
926'''Bad:''' ... Jerk.
927* In Part 4 of ''WebVideo/DumbLawyerQuotesIRLButInAceAttorney'', which includes a re-enactment of the exchange between Denver Fenton Allen and a judge, a college-age Phoenix, who plays Allen, caps off a string of expletives to the judge with "Your Mom," and the judge replies by giving him 10 years for contempt of court.
928* ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'':
929** They open their first video of ''VideoGame/OnePieceMansion'' with one:
930--->'''Jon:''' ''One Piece'' like [[Manga/OnePiece the anime?]]\
931'''Arin:''' No, like your mom.
932** In part 46 of their Sonic '06 playthrough, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJifVqZAfZQ&feature=youtu.be&t=4m38s Jon does it to Arin by accident.]]
933** Dan makes an AntiHumor version by saying, "Your momma's so fat she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem."
934* In ''WebVideo/TheGuild'', the {{cliffhanger}} for one season 3 episode is a member of the Axis of Anarchy [[spoiler:telling Blaze "I just banged your mom"]].
935* In ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'', Alucard, when telling Sir Integra what caused him to appear on the news, gives a particularly nice one to the SWAT team who bust into his room:
936-->'''Cops:''' Get on your knees!\
937'''Alucard:''' ''(In a voiceover)'' So I responded with: ''(back to Alucard)'' I'm not your mother last night! ''(back to voiceover)'' And they took exception to that.\
938''[[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill gets mulched by the guards]], [[GoodThingYouCanHeal for what little good it does them]]]''
939* ''Creator/{{Huggbees}}'': It's a RunningGag on the channel. No matter what the topic is, Huggbees will find a way to slip in a winding simile that turns into a joke about how he had sex with your mom last night, often two or three times a video.
940* ''WebVideo/{{Jacksfilms}}'':
941** Jacksfilms once asked his fans for their best "yo' mama" jokes as an episode of ''yiay''. Some of them were [[SubvertedTrope subversions.]] These occasionally crop up in other yiays as well.
942** One sketch in ''Your Grammar Sucks'' involves trading poorly written yo mama jokes.
943* ''WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}'':
944** Covered early, when WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic calls WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob:
945--->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Any chance you have Sean's number?\
946'''Cinema Snob:''' Your ''mom'' has Sean's number.\
947'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Shut up.
948** PlayedForLaughs in one of the bloopers, when Doug forgot his line:
949--->'''Chris:''' Mr. Critic, what are your plans now for this new glorious nation?\
950'''Doug:''' ... I'm doing your mother.
951* ''WebVideo/Left4Farts'' has the gang jokingly exchanging Your Mom insults on a building's roof while Francis is dangling over the edge of said roof. Zoe finally comes up with this gem:
952-->''Yo' mama, is like a brick: she's dirty, she's flat on both sides, AND she always gets laid by Mexicans!''
953* In ''WebVideo/MapMen'', one of the fake websites in "You'll never guess the most popular internet country code" is called "[=YourMum=].gov".
954* WebVideo/MatthewSantoro made a video called ''Yo Mama'', where he shares many "Yo Mama" jokes, such as, "Yo mamma's so ugly, she made blind kids cry!".
955* WebVideo/OzzyManReviews: In WildlifeCommentarySpoof video "Hare vs. Wolves", we get this gem: "The hare is like: 'Yo wolf mama is so fat she couldn't even catch a tortoise.' — The wolves point out it was in fact the hare who lost the race to the tortoise. — The hare says 'Fuck, that's actually a solid retort.'"
956* In ''[[WebVideo/ResidentEvilAbridged Resident Evil 2 Abridged]]'', William Birkin throws a "your mom" joke at the USS commandos holding him at gunpoint for his G-Virus. [[MoreDakka It goes about as well as you'd expect]].
957* ''WebVideo/RhettAndLink'' made a subversion: a Yo Mama rap battle (of compliments).
958-->'''Rhett:''' Yo Mama is so pleasant that instead of sweating her body emits a continuous gentle breeze!\
959'''Link:''' Yo mama's so precious, that Gollum was all like "What ring?" (Gollum!)
960* From the intro of ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys'' LetsPlay of [[VideoGame/MarioParty2 Horror Land]] ([[http://youtu.be/6mApLIV3lDM now animated!]]):
961-->'''[[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]]:''' Imagine the horrors that await you when you go to Horror Land! That's why we're all wearing pointy hats, truly...\
962'''{{LetsPlay/Chugga|aconroy}}:''' To defend ourselves from Jon's mother!\
963'''Jon:''' [[BigWhat What?!]] Am I gonna have to punch you out? Momma said knock you out 'cuz you've called her a whore!\
964'''Chugga:''' I didn't say that!\
965'''Jon:''' I'm pretty sure you just did.\
966'''Chugga:''' No, I just said she was scary! And... considering how much of a jerk you are, the person who created you...\
967'''Jon:''' Okay, I'm gonna throw you out of a fucking window right now.
968* PlayedForLaughs in ''WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged'':
969-->'''Serena:''' Come on, Amy, let's go stalk him!\
970'''Amy:''' But I'm trying to study!\
971'''Serena:''' So's your ''mom''!\
972'''Amy:''' Serena, [[LameComeback that doesn't make any sense]].\
973'''Serena:''' Shut up!
974* In ''WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings'', during the meeting for ''Film/{{Star Trek|2009}}'', the Producer can hardly believe that the Vulcan bullies made dozens of attempts to try to anger Spock before they considered insulting his mother, which happens to be his personal BerserkButton.
975* WebVideo/{{Smosh}}'s WebVideo/FoodBattle 2008 has a scene where, when they pick a random item from the catalog[[note]]In the Food Battles, the contestants gain points if their favourite food can be used as the item in question, which do not matter because [[GoldenSnitch the goal is to kill the other contestant]][[/note]], Anthony suddenly says "How about we do... your mom!". Ian then states that "your mom" jokes are banned in Food Battle 2008, to which Anthony replies by pointing out that there's a picture of Ian's mother in the catalog.
976* "Previously on WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows... your mom! Hah. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Also, on my show, this happened.]]"
977* ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay'':
978** It has several:
979--->'''Matt:''' Oh great, caves. I love caves.\
980'''Pat:''' Don't you like dark, moist places?\
981'''Matt:''' I like your mom's dark moist place.\
982'''Pat:''' How about I kill you?\
983'''Matt:''' How about no?
984** From the ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedBrotherhood'' episode:
985--->''[Pat is poisoned and killed]''\
986'''Pat:''' Aw, fuck!\
987'''Matt:''' Ahaha! Yeah, you're a real combat specialist!\
988'''Pat:''' Your mom is a fucking combat specialist.\
989'''Matt:''' What?\
990'''Pat:''' With my dick.
991* ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony'', from the episode "Pirate Shipping":
992-->'''Scootaloo:''' Why not get a thickshake?\
993'''Sweetie Belle:''' If I wanted a thickshake I'd just go dancing with your mom.
994* In ''WebVideo/VideoGamesAwesome'''s playthrough of ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker HD'', Fraser [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25kzXb9dmOw encounters that one mopey NPC]] on the steps on Windfall Island:
995-->'''NPC:''' I want you to take a pictograph of the first perfectly round, pale thing you can think of and show it to me.\
996'''Fraser:''' OK, where's your mom?
997* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'':
998-->'''Yami:''' I said you were cute. It's a compliment! Geez!\
999'''Yugi:''' ''(angrily)'' Your ''face'' is cute!\
1000'''Yami:''' Yup.
1001** In Episode 47:
1002--->'''Kaiba:''' Hey, uh, question. Are you just going to paraphrase old movies and TV shows at us, or are you actually going to ''do something''?\
1003'''Noah:''' ...Your mother.
1004** In Marik's Evil Council video #2:
1005--->'''Rex:''' [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Hey, baby, huh huh... come to Raptor.]]\
1006'''Rebecca:''' Eww, you guys have cooties!\
1007'''Marik:''' Your mother has cooties!\
1008'''[[SealedEvilInATeddyBear Teddy]]:''' Your mother plays card games in Hell!\
1009'''Marik:''' [[InsultBackfire I know!]] [[DeathByChildbirth That's because I killed her!]]\
1010'''Teddy:''' ...Oh.
1011** In Episode 59:
1012--->'''Kaiba:''' Well I activate this!\
1013'''Yami:''' And I activate your momma.\
1014'''Kaiba:''' Then I activate... What!?\
1015'''Yami:''' You heard me, Kaiba. Your momma. I activated her.\
1016'''Kaiba:''' Tcheh.\
1017'''Yami:''' Yes, you can stop searching, Kaiba. After all these years, it turns out I'm your daddy.
1018* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCTyuDvpdlY This video]] was a meme for a while.
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1020
1021[[folder:Real Life]]
1022* The world's many languages and dialects vary wildly in what each considers profane and/or insulting, but crude references to somebody’s mother are something almost all of them have in common. “Fuck your mom,” or some variation thereof (like a western dialect of Chinese which uses the imaginative one that literally translates as "Your mother is a diseased whore who fucks pigs!"), is considered among the very gravest of insults in most of the world’s cultures.
1023* A common version of the joke is "Your mother wears Army boots!" It's often shouted [[ForgottenTrope without people knowing exactly where the joke comes from]]. People probably believe nowadays that it's a dig at the subject's mother's femininity (in a sort of inversion of RealWomenDontWearDresses), or perhaps implying that she's a ButchLesbian. But it actually derives from the implication that she must have gotten the boots in a barter exchange after having sex with a soldier -- something that might have happened to poor women in war zones. Nowadays, a woman who wears army boots is more likely to actually be ''in'' the army, so the joke falls flat.
1024* The United States Government:
1025** A United States Senator got [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jj6pqajvB8 in on the action once]], albeit in a relevant way:
1026--->'''Jon Kyl (R-AZ):''' I don't need maternity care. So requiring that on my insurance policy is something that I don't need and will make the policy more expensive.\
1027'''Debbie Stabenow (D-MI):''' I think your mom probably did.
1028** After the Supreme Court ruling overturning ''Roe v. Wade'', the [[UsefulNotes/{{Satanism}} Satanic Temple]] established a new abortion clinic in New Mexico. Their name for the new clinic? [[https://abcnews4.com/news/nation-world/satanic-temple-launches-abortion-clinic-named-after-catholic-judge-on-supreme-court-tst-health-samuel-alito-conservative-justice-roe-v-wade-pregnant-pregnancy-baby-babies-children-infants The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic]]. [[note]]Alito was the Justice who had authored the ruling.[[/note]]
1029* In the late [[UsefulNotes/TheRomanRepublic Roman Republic]], Creator/{{Cicero}} was known for his wit, but he was also a ''[[SelfMadeMan novus homo]]'' (new man), so many people didn't respect him. When a man named Metellus repeatedly asked him "Who's your father, Cicero?" he replied, "For you, your mother has made the question difficult to answer." [[note]]Metellus's mother had divorced her first husband under scandalous circumstances to marry his father.[[/note]]
1030* Creator/ChristopherSabat, Creator/FUNimation voice actor known for yelling the {{memetic|mutation}} "Over 9000" line, has [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjlENx0Ntc4 apparently encountered]] a T-shirt reading, "Your Mom is Over 9000."
1031* Creator/HidekiKamiya loves to reply to stupid Twitter questions with "Ask your mom." In a subversion of this trope, this is less "your mother is a..." and more "if you need to learn some good manners, go back to your parents."
1032* The final of the 2006 UsefulNotes/FIFAWorldCup was famously punctuated by French footballer Zinedine Zidane headbutting Italian footballer Marco Materazzi (and getting ejected for it). Consensus is that Materazzi said ''something'' to provoke Zidane, probably along these lines. Materazzi later confirmed that he had made a crude remark [[MySisterIsOffLimits about Zidane's sister]].
1033* "(You're a) son of a bitch" is basically a roundabout way of saying "Your mother is a whore."
1034* World heavyweight boxing champions Deontay Wilder and Tyson Fury had [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvnw1C7s_9g&t=115s this exchange]] at one of their press conferences. While talking about their personal heavyweight rankings:
1035-->'''Wilder:''' We was just number one and number two [heavyweights], me number one and you number two, and now I'm number three! Who number one?
1036-->'''Fury:''' Me!
1037-->'''Wilder:''' And who number two?
1038-->'''Fury:''' Your mama!
1039-->'''Wilder:''' ''(laughs)'' Aw man. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne In that case, my mama deserve to be number one.]] She deserve to be number one. You know what I'm saying?
1040-->'''Fury:''' ''(nods)'' She can be number one.
1041[[/folder]]
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1043Your mom's a trope!

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