Line #57 Main/WontTakeYesForAnAnswer


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6	->''"I said 'fine'. What is it about the word 'sure' you don't understand?"''
7	-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Homer Simpson In: Kidney Trouble"
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9	Alice has something to ask of Bob. Maybe it's to borrow a cup of sugar, maybe it's to ask him to baby-sit, maybe it's if he's interested in going out for drinks, maybe she needs his help to [[BreadEggsMilkSquick carry out a terrorist plot]]. Whatever the favor, Alice wholly anticipates that Bob will turn her down -- she anticipates it so thoroughly that the moment Bob gives his answer, she launches into a spiel designed to hector or persuade him away from saying "no", completely missing the fact that Bob in fact said yes! It may take several moments, or several interruptions from Bob, before it catches up with her that he's actually agreed.
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11	A ComedyTrope that is sort of verbal DoubleTake. Characters with NoListeningSkills are prone to exercise this trope.
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13	!!Examples:
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17	[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
18	* In ''Literature/NyarukoCrawlingWithLove'', Nyarko is asking her friend Tamao for romantic advice on how to move things along with her love interest Mahiro. Eventually Tamao says "[[StatingTheSimpleSolution Why don't you just kiss him?]]" Nyarko says that [[AlreadyTheCase she already did]], and Tamao first reacts as if she said something like "No way, I'm too embarrassed!" and starts thinking of an alternate idea before the realization sinks in and she gives a BigWhat.
19	* In ''Anime/GundamBuildFightersTry'', Sekai and Fumina confront Miyagi, president of the Model Building Club, to convince him to let Yuuma join their Gunpla Battle Club. Miyagi's agreement flies right over their heads, and Sekai is just about to challenge him to a fight when the realization sinks in. In this case, they expected resistance because Miyagi had been a SitcomArchNemesis in the previous two episodes, but didn't realize that his getting a girlfriend (fellow Model Club member Eri Shinoda) would completely mellow him out.
20	* ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia'' has a thoroughly non-comedic version: HeroKiller Stain has such BlackAndWhiteInsanity that Iida ''[[VillainHasAPoint admitting Stain's criticisms of society, and Iida specifically, were correct]]'' completely throws him off his game because he can't accept that someone he hated might actually improve themselves.
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23	[[folder:Comic Books]]
24	* This exchange between Laurie and Jon in ''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}'':
25	-->'''Laurie:''' My whole life's a joke. One big, stupid, meaningless...aw shit...\
26	'''Jon:''' I don't think your life's meaningless.\
27	'''Laurie:''' Oh no, well, obviously that's what you're going to say because anything I'm stupid enough to believe is true, you just disagree with it and...uh...you don't?
28	* In ''Paul Jenkins' Sidekick'', Night Judge threatens goons with a punch in the face if they don't answer him truthfully. Even if they 'fess up, he punches them anyway mid-sentence. Night Judge repeatedly winds up with a room or alleyway full of thugs on the floor without gaining any information, then promptly looks for another place where bad guys hang out to beat up.
29	* In NSFW comic ''ComicBook/TarotWitchOfTheBlackRose'', around issue 100, when Jon is proposing to Tarot, he's too busy arguing that being her boyfriend has already put him in enough danger that becoming her husband wouldn't change things much, that he's fully willing to go through with the consequences, and so on, to realize that she said "yes" almost immediately.
30	* In the ''Road to Task Force Z'' back-up strip in ''Comicbook/DetectiveComics'' #1042, reporter Deb Donovan ditches Red Hood after agreeing to a partnership. When he catches up to her and reveals he knows everything she's discovered since they last spoke:
31	-->'''Deb''': Are you ... did you tap my phone?\
32	'''Red Hood''': Yes.\
33	'''Deb''': Don't lie to me. I can find out...\
34	'''Red Hood''': I said yes. I put a bug on your phone that morning on the subway.
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37	[[folder:Comic Strips]]
38	* In ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'', Peter's first attempt to ask Denise out is like this. He launches into a prepared speech about she probably doesn't remember him, completely oblivious to fact that she keeps telling him she knows who he is. She eventually tells him to put down the script.
39	* One Sunday ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' strip had a co-worker ask Dilbert to review her work, and he immediately says yes, only for her to not only ignore each time he agrees to do so, but when he eventually yells at her to accept yes for an answer, she responds "That's now how innocent people talk".
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42	[[folder:Fan Works]]
43	* ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/3737272/chapters/8284366 A Fool's Hope]]'', a ''Film/TheHobbit'' fanfic: Gandalf tries to convince Thorin to go to Rivendell, and keeps trying to convince him even after Thorin agrees.
44	* ''Fanfic/DungeonKeeperAmi'': Ambassador Camilla, as a representative of the Shining Concord Empire, brings a list of requirements before Mercury. These requirements (for the Shining Concord to consider establishing any kind of diplomatic relations with the newly-minted [[spoiler: Empress]]) include a lavish embassy that turns out to be a scaled-down model of their own imperial palace, built at Mercury's expense. Mercury is floored when she realizes that the total cost is greater than ''eight'' dungeon hearts (who are implied to cost approximately one ton of gold- each). Camilla is so certain that she will refuse to build such a costly embassy that she is initially confused by Ami's simple agreement.
45	* ''Fanfic/InFlight'': Uzume asks Shirou to [[spoiler:heal her Ashikabi]], not expecting Shirou to simply agree. To be fair, Shirou has been building a reputation for being ruthless and doing whatever it takes to win, to the point where even his own Sekirei are surprised by his immediate acceptance.
46	* ''Fanfic/WhoseWoodsTheseAreIThinkIKnow'': When [[spoiler:Nino]] reveals himself to Adrien as the Guardian and asks for [[spoiler:the Butterfly Miraculous]], he doesn't expect Adrien to agree and keeps trying to persuade him after Adrien tells him that he can have it.
47	* ''Fanfic/Team8'': Jiraiya is so intent on presenting his arguments in favour of Naruto becoming his apprentice, that he overlooks the fact that Tsunade has already agreed, three times, until she finally yells at him to shut up.
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50	[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
51	* ''WesternAnimation/YellowSubmarine'': The Chief Blue Meanie will not take "yes" for an answer. All his yes/no questions must be answered with "no".
52	-->'''Chief:''' Are the troops in readiness?\
53	'''Max:''' No, your Blueness.\
54	'''Chief:''' The Bonkers?\
55	'''Max:''' No.\
56	'''Chief:''' Clowns?\
57	'''Max:''' No.\
58	'''Chief:''' Snapping Turks?\
59	'''Max:''' No.\
60	'''Chief:''' Anti-music missiles?\
61	'''Max:''' No.\
62	'''Chief:''' The dreadful Flying Glove?\
63	'''Max:''' No.\
64	'''Chief:''' Splendid! Today, Pepperland goes blue-ey!
65	* ''WesternAnimation/HotelTransylvania'': [[CuteMonsterGirl Mavis Dracula]] is practicing a speech for her [[{{Dracula}} father]] on her 118th Birthday (in front of a mirror, despite the lack of reflection, and literally pacing around the room, including walls and ceiling) that he has promised to let her out of the castle when she turned 118. Dracula walks in, and Mavis starts her tirade for real, not noticing when her father calmly says "OK". However, it's all a trick. He wants Mavis to see the human world for real and decide to stay at the castle of her own will by [[spoiler:creating a fake human village with his zombie lackeys dressed as humans with torches and pitchforks]].
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68	[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
69	* ''Film/TommyBoy'': Tommy does an unbelievable sell...then the guy he's selling to says he'll buy from Tommy, and Tommy starts to act like he says no, then both he and business partner Richard do a DoubleTake and yell "What?"
70	* ''Film/IronMan2'': A variant. Tony tells Pepper he wants her to run the company for him, and Pepper angrily replies that she's ''trying'' to run the company, but she can't because he's never there.
71	-->'''Tony:''' Pepper, I'm trying to make you CEO. Why won't you let me?
72	* ''Film/RoyalWedding'': Tom quotes this trope about the captain of the ship after agreeing to his pleas for a performance.
73	* ''Film/ANightAtTheRoxbury'': The Butabi brothers (mostly [[Creator/WillFerrell Steve]]) have a moment like this. After finally making it into the eponymous club, the two are approached by a pair of [[GoldDigger gold diggers]] and immediately ask them to dance. They are so accustomed to rejection that when the girls say 'yes', Steve launches into a 'see you later' before being made to realize what just happened.
74	-->'''Girls:''' Hi there.\
75	'''Steve:''' [[CatchPhrase Wassup.]] Wanna dance?\
76	'''Girls:''' Yes.\
77	'''Steve:''' Okay, take it easy.\
78	'''Doug:''' Steve, they said YES.\
79	'''Steve:''' ...What?
80	* ''Film/Zombies2018'': [[spoiler:Eliza is so certain that Addison will try to talk her out of sabotaging the cheerleading competition it takes some time for her to realize Addison encouraged her.]]
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83	[[folder:Literature]]
84	* ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets'': When Hagrid bursts in to defend Harry in Dumbledore's office (while [[ItMakesSenseInContext waving a dead rooster]] he happened to have on him), it takes Dumbledore several tries to convince him that Harry's not in trouble.
85	* ''Literature/TheDemolishedMan'': A non-comedic version of this is what basically sets the plot into motion. The protagonist is so convinced that a hated business rival will refuse his offer to merge their firms that he literally cannot see that the coded answer he gets is actually an ''agreement'' and thus starts to [[spoiler:plot the man's murder]]. Different from most other cases here in that the misunderstanding is only cleared up [[spoiler:weeks after he has already succeeded]]. It's more complicated than that: his mental disorder makes him think the answer is no in order to justify doing what he wanted to do, [[spoiler:kill his father]].
86	* ''Literature/{{Relativity}}'': In "Bajo el Muérdago," one of the subplots involves Ravenswood and Melody being given a chance to purchase some delicious South American coffee for their shop; the downside is that it will involve going into a partnership with the dictator who runs the country. Melody is so sure that establishing ties with a dictator would be a bad move, that when Ravenswood tells her they should she at first thinks he actually said no.
87	* ''Literature/TheExpanse'': Invoked (almost) by name in ''Nemesis Games'': during an attack, a ship's captain tries to persuade Alex and Bobbie to get in their smaller, faster ship and take the [[spoiler:Prime Minister of Mars]] to safety, while Alex is busy trying to persuade the captain that their smaller ship is much faster and he's the best pilot to run it. The [[spoiler:Prime Minister]] ends up having to resolve their argument.
88	-->"They said yes, Captain Choudhary. Take ''yes'' for an answer."
89	* ''Literature/PigeonSeries'': In ''The Duckling Gets a Cookie!?'', the Pigeon goes on a rant after learning that the Duckling got a cookie, finally shouting "WHY DID YOU GET THAT COOKIE!?!" When the Duckling replies "So I could give it to you," he thrusts one of his wings at him and shouts "AND ANOTHER THING--" before finally what the Duckling just said hits him. "Hubba-Whaa?!?"
90	* ''Literature/MouseMath'': In ''Albert Adds Up!'', Albert really wants to read the latest book a in a series called [[ShowWithinAShow ''Captain Slime''.]] His big sister Wanda has checked it out from the library and he really wants to read it first and asks her if he can. Most of the remainder of the book is him offering her various things in exchange for the privilege before she's finally able to get out that she had checked the book out ''for'' him in the first place. After that, he says that he no longer wants to read it first...because he thinks they should read it together.
91	* ''Literature/AnnoDracula 1999: Daikaiju'': A variant (Won't Take Silence For an Answer). When [[spoiler: Radu the Handsome]] is revealed as TheManBehindTheMan and announces "I am ...Dracula!", he ''immediately'' goes into a rant about how he's [[spoiler: as much the "Son of the Dragon" as his brother]] and ''perfectly entitled'' to call himself that. Jeperson reflects that he's so used to making that speech, it hasn't occurred to him that the guy with the guns can call himself whatever he likes.
92	* ''Literature/MrsPiggleWiggle'': In ''Missy Piggle-Wiggle and the Won't-Walk-the-Dog Cure'', the boy who eventually gets said dog, Egmont Dolittle, has asked his parents if he can get a pet many, many times before, only to be told "No." Finally, his parents decide to ask him what kind of pet he wants, thinking maybe it'll be something simple like a goldfish. When they ask him this, he asks them again if he can have a pet, then does a double-take and drops his fork to the floor before it finally sinks in what they said and he shouts "What?!"
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95	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
96	%%* ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'': An exchange between Kramer and Elaine in "The Millenneum":
97	%%-->'''Kramer:''' ''[pleading]'' Elaine, you can't go to Newman's Newmanniun [party].\
98	%%'''Elaine:''' ''[neutral]'' Okay.\
99	%%'''Kramer:''' ''[frantic]'' No! No! No! You gotta spend New Year's 1999 with me and Jerry!\
100	%%'''Elaine:''' ''[neutral]'' Fine.\
101	%%'''Kramer:''' ''[frustrated shout]'' Oh COME ON!!
102	* In ''Series/FullHouse'', D.J. petitions for her own room. Her dad actually decides she's right about needing privacy now that she's a teenager and grants her request... but before he can do that, D.J. jumps the gun.
103	-->'''Danny:''' All right, I've made a decision...\
104	'''D.J.:''' Dad, that's so unfair!\
105	'''Danny:''' You haven't even heard what it is yet.\
106	'''D.J.:''' Sorry, just a habit.
107	* ''Series/DharmaAndGreg'': Variation: An episode has Greg running for office. Dharma readily agrees, but he seems reluctant, after a while, Dharma says "Wait...you had a big 'convince Dharma' speech planned, didn't you?"
108	* ''Series/{{Cheers}}'': Diane turns down Sam's proposal thinking at first that he's only asking her to marry him on the rebound; she eventually changes her mind, but now Sam wants no part of it. Sam then spends the entire next episode avoiding Diane any way he can.
109	* ''Series/{{Frasier}}'': Played a good deal more seriously in a later episode. Niles has a minor tooth ache which he mentions in jest has a ''very'' small chance of being caused by a severe heart condition. When a series of increasingly improbable occurrences keep happening around him, he becomes paranoid that he may in fact have a problem, though this fear is initially PlayedForLaughs. When he goes to get a checkup, he seems afraid right up until the doctor gives him his results, when he immediately seems to relax and mention how relieved he is...[[spoiler: until he realizes that the doctor has just told him that he ''does'' have a heart condition, and will require serious surgery.]]
110	* ''Series/TheWestWing'': BlondeRepublicanSexKitten Ainsley Hayes has been invited to the White House to meet with Chief of Staff Leo [=McGarry=]. Expecting she's going to be chewed out for having beaten Sam on a talking-heads TV show, she begins defending herself, not stopping to notice that Leo has just offered Ainsley a job. When she does figure that out ({{lampshade\|Hanging}}d with Leo's "here it comes..."), she starts objecting to the offer despite wanting it pretty much more than anything else in life:
111	-->'''Leo:''' Don't you want to work in the White House?\
112	'''Ainsley:''' Oh, only since I was two. It has to be ''this'' White House?
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114	%%* ''Series/YesPrimeMinister'': Used in the first episode, where newly elected Jim Hacker is speaking with his Chief of Defense:
115	%%-->'''Hacker:''' It's going to be very unpopular with the armed forces, but... there it is. I intend to cancel Trident.\
116	%%'''Chief:''' Good idea.\
117	%%'''Hacker:''' Now, hold on! It's no good trying to talk me out of it, because once I've made up my mind, I... what did you say?
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119	* ''Series/NewsRadio'': In one episode, Matthew asks Dave if he's being fired, and after Dave says no, Matthew doesn't hear it that way. As he begins to leave, he realizes his mistake and asks, "Were you just going to let me leave?" Dave nods mischievously, having fully expected him to not listen (he is the Spaz, after all).
120	* ''Series/StargateSG1'':
121	** In the episode "The Broca Divide", Daniel is trying to argue to General Hammond that they should spend more time on their latest contacted planet, even though there's nothing to be gained militarily. Having clearly lost several rounds of this argument already, he's so determined to make his case that it takes him a minute to realize that this time the General is saying yes.
122	** This happens to Daniel a few times when he underestimates the General's intelligence. In another episode, he's ready to go in with rhetorical guns ablazin' to convince Hammond to act on a tip he got from a [[DreamingOfThingsToCome Prophetic Dream]], when the General agrees instantly on the basis that that's hardly the weirdest thing he's heard while in command of the SGC.
123	* ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'': In "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS2E7UnnaturalSelection Unnatural Selection]]", Dr. Pulaski wants permission to study a child in a shuttlecraft, breaking a quarantine and presenting a risk to herself, but not to the rest of the ship, which was Captain Picard's main concern.
124	-->'''Picard''': Starfleet guidelines about contact with quarantined...
125	-->'''Pulaski''': You don't have to quote the rule book. You were saying?
126	-->'''Picard''': Request approved.
127	-->'''Pulaski''': Captain, you said if I... approved?
128	* ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'': One episode features Odo telling Quark that he has no choice but to do something. Quark protests "That's not fair." Odo points out that he hasn't said what it is yet, and then makes Quark a temporary deputy. Quark again starts to say "That's not fair!" but only gets halfway through before reacting.
129	* ''Series/StarTrekPicard'': In "[[Recap/StarTrekPicardS1E08BrokenPieces Broken Pieces]]", Picard contacts Fleet Admiral Clancy and informs her of what he has learned. He asks her to send a squadron to meet him at a space station and then keeps talking over her to try to convince her to listen to him, unlike the last time they met. Finally, Clancy has had enough and shuts him up before telling him that the squadron will meet him at the station.
130	-->'''Admiral Kirsten Clancy:''' Admiral Picard, [[WithDueRespect with all due respect]] -- and at long last -- [[PrecisionFStrike shut the fuck up]].
131	* ''Series/{{MASH}}'':
132	** One episode has Radar reacting this way when he asks a new nurse to go out with him, and she agrees to.
133	** An earlier episode has half the camp coming down with the flu, including Colonel Blake and Major Burns. At one point Major Houlihan tells Hawkeye that, as ranking officer among the well, she should be in charge rather than him. Hawkeye, who couldn't care less about being in charge, immediately agrees, but she keeps stating her case (seeming to believe that Hawkeye is mocking her/being sarcastic), leading him to invoke the trope name.
134	* ''Series/{{Popular}}'': In the final moments, we see Brooke storming out of a restaurant with Sam, saying "This isn't what I wanted", concerning an unseen-by-viewers decision by Harrison over who he's going to take to the prom. This prompted viewers to assume that he had picked Sam. Even the Website/TelevisionWithoutPity [[http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/promblems.php?page=12 recap]] said as much, although it also said that others argue that it could have been the other way. Ryan Murphy [[WordOfGod later revealed]] that this was (would have been?) the case.
135	* ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'': In the second season finale, Leslie goes to Chris to argue in favor of holding a childrens' concert in spite of budget cuts. Leslie has barely begun her points before he agrees with her. She then explains she wasn't expecting him to say yes so quickly, so he lets her go through her carefully-prepared argument anyway.
136	* ''Series/Studio60OnTheSunsetStrip'': Variation: in one episode of, Jack is displeased with Jordan for not making her approval known during a pitch meeting. She interrupts by saying she's not going to bid on the show, and Jack carries on for a few more sentences before realizing she's already said she's not bidding at all.
137	* ''Series/{{Fringe}}'': Broyles calls Olivia on this at one point:
138	-->'''Broyles:''' Dunham. I came in here to begin making the calls I'm going to need to make in order to get the interview that we both agree is necessary. And I would also request that you stop cutting me off every time I'm about to tell you to stop drilling, you've struck oil, as I was going to do when we first came through that door.
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140	%%* ''Series/WhiteCollar'' has a paired example in "Burke's Seven":
141	%%-->'''Peter:''' You make that deal, a killer walks free. Neal, you can find your revenge in the justice. It's there.\
142	%%'''Neal:''' I know.\
143	%%'''Peter:''' You're not listening to me. ''[pause]'' You are listening to me.\
144	%%''[and then, later]''\
145	%%'''Peter''': A con.\
146	%%'''Neal:''' Nothing illegal. But if we--\
147	%%'''Peter:''' All right.\
148	%%'''Neal:''' Just hear me out-- ''[Peter smirks]'' I saw what you did there.
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150	* ''Series/PatitoFeo'' has a fifteen-years-old girl, "Patito", and two distanced parents, Carmen and Leandro. Patito's boyfriend will go to Spain and wants to take her. Carmen is completely opposed to letting her daughter leave the country, being still a child. She's sure that, without her authorization, Patito would seek Leandro's. So Carmen go to see him first, who does not know anything and does not understand what is she so angry about. And once she has explained, so angry because he would authorize Patito, he says "it's crazy!". Climatic music gets interrupted, and Carmen suddenly does not know what to say. Leandro agrees with her: it would be crazy to let a girl his age to leave the country just with a friend.
151	* ''Series/TopGear'': In one episode, James May gives an ultimately negative review of the Aston Martin Virage, a car that was billed as a healthy middle-ground between "entry-level, dilettante sports car" and "dedicated track monster" but, due to being tested at [[BerserkButton the Nürburgring]], skews too heavily towards the latter for his tastes, to the detriment of ride quality. May then turns to the normally power-obsessed Jeremy Clarkson, clearly expecting him to defend the car's track-oriented performance... and completely fails to acknowledge that Clarkson (who'd started to get on a bit and might appreciate a good city tourer) was agreeing with him at every turn:
152	-->'''May:''' Right, is this gonna be a five minute argument, or do you want the full half hour?\
153	'''Clarkson:''' No, because I actually agree with you.\
154	'''May:''' No, for God's sake, look the point is, Aston already make the DBS, and the Vantage S for people who are enthusiasts of the Nürburgring. But why haven't they thought that there might be somebody who wants a faster Aston, but maybe has, I don't know, back ache, for example.\
155	'''Clarkson:''' Yes, I agree with that.\
156	'''May:''' Oh, shut up, man! Do you not realize this could have been that car, and it isn't, and that's a tragedy!\
157	'''Clarkson:''' I know.\
158	'''May:''' You are such an idiot, honestly.
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160	* ''Series/Merlin2008'': A variation. Gwen has been kidnapped and Uther refuses to send a search party for her. Morgana starts hassling Arthur, calling him a coward and expressing disbelief that he would leave a friend to die...while Arthur is clearly packing to go after Gwen. It takes several tries before Arthur can get Morgana to stop yelling at him long enough to realize that he's already on her side.
161	* ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'': In "Skyfire Cycle", Terry doesn't want to believe that his favorite author might be committing a crime.
162	-->'''Terry:''' Look, we are going to go to his hotel, we're going to talk to him and he'll have an explanation.\
163	'''Jake:''' Whatever you need.\
164	'''Terry:''' SCREW YOU, PERALTA! I'm sorry, I thought you were gonna disagree. Thank you for your support.
165	* In "At First Blush" from ''Series/TheMentalist'', Cho's confidential informant Summer confronts him in an elevator after he fired her, demanding her job back. She tells him that she's figured him out - that he likes her, but fired her so he doesn't have to admit it. She shoves him, demanding that he admit it. He admits that he does like her and she slaps him, telling him again to admit it. Then she realizes what he said.
166	* ''Series/YoungSheldon'': In "A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'", Sheldon asks Mary to stay the night and is about to read a list of reasons why it's a good idea. Mary agrees immediately, but Sheldon insists on reading the whole list anyway. The gag is then repeated when Sheldon asks President Hagemeyer to be made resident advisor.
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169	[[folder:Podcasts]]
170	* ''Podcast/UnwellPodcast'': [[spoiler:When Chester brings Rudy's body to Fenhouse House so the Fenwood folk can pay their respects, he begins his prepared speech to convince them even after Lily says yes.]]
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173	[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
174	* Emily Crachit (Miss Piggy) does this to Scrooge (Michael Caine) when he's talking to Bob (Kermit the Frog) in ''Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol''.
175	-->'''Scrooge:''' And therefore, I intend to raise your salary!\
176	'''Emily:''' And therefore, I'm gonna raise you RIGHT off the pavement and...pardon?
177	* An early clip on ''Series/SesameStreet'' had Ernie going over to his neighbor Herbert Birdsfoot to borrow his vacuum, and starting to muse on how Herbert usually takes a bath about this time. He worries about Herbert getting mad over having to get out of the bath and answer the door, and probably bad-mouthing him to his friends, etc. By the time Herbert does answer the door, completely dressed, dry, and in a good mood, Ernie's too worked up to notice.
178	-->'''Herbert:''' Oh, hi, Ernie.\
179	'''Ernie:''' Oh, yeah? Well, if that's the way you feel about it, you can just keep your rotten old vacuum cleaner! [''Marches off, leaving Herbert very surprised.'']
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182	[[folder:Theatre]]
183	* In ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}'', Washington expects Hamilton to want a quiet life after the war, but needs his help building a new government:
184	--> '''Washington:''' I'm asking you to be my right-hand man.\
185	'''Hamilton:''' Treasury or state?\
186	'''Washington:''' I know it's a lot to ask--\
187	'''Hamilton:''' Treasury or state?\
188	'''Washington:''' To leave behind the world you know--\
189	'''Hamilton:''' Sir, do you want me to run the treasury or the state department?\
190	'''Washington:''' ...Treasury.\
191	'''Hamilton:''' ''(gleefully)'' Let's go.
192	* ''Theatre/HarryPotterAndTheCursedChild'': Harry has been having Professor [=McGonagall=] spy on his son Albus using the Marauder's Map to keep him from his best friend, Scorpius Malfoy, and finally comes to see it as a bad idea, so he goes to [=McGonagall=] to have her help find Albus to apologize.
193	-->'''Harry:''' I need to find my son. We need to.\
194	'''[=McGonagall=]:''' Harry, I've considered this and decided I want no part in it. Whatever you threaten--\
195	'''Harry:''' Minerva, I come here in peace, not war. I should never have spoken to you that way.\
196	'''[=McGonagall=]:''' I just don't think I can interfere in friendships and I believe--
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199	[[folder:Video Games]]
200	* A bug caused this in ''VideoGame/Borderlands2'' for a while. Early in the game, Claptrap attempts to open a door to somewhere at least somewhat warm and sheltered, and fails, leading to a brief monologue about how much it'll hurt when bullymongs take everyone apart. Occasionally, it was known to open just fine, at which point Claptrap would launch into his we're-all-going-to-die monologue anyway.
201	* ''VideoGame/{{Okami}}'': Issun does this when Amaterasu agrees to help people, but only for things that Issun ''really'' doesn't want to do. He makes out that if "his boss" (i.e. you) says no, his hand are tied, and instinctively assumes you said no until he realizes what you said. [[RuleOfThree This happens three times]].
202	* Given that Shion blew off Allen's requests for a date in the first two chapters of ''VideoGame/XenoSaga'', he's rather surprised when she agrees in the third.
203	* ''VideoGame/StarWarsTheOldRepublic'':
204	** When the Bounty Hunter's first companion asks to come along, if the player chooses to say "yes" immediately, she launches into her prepared speech before realizing what you said.
205	--->'''Bounty Hunter:''' Then saddle up, kid, let's go.\
206	'''Mako:''' I...I'm good with a blaster, and [[MentorOccupationalHazard Braden]] was like a father to me, so it's not fair for you to...did you just say yes?
207	** On the Republic side, the Smuggler has a similar dialogue with Guss Tuno.
208	--->'''Smuggler:''' Grab a bunk and come along. Should be good for some laughs.\
209	'''Guss Tuno:''' No no no, just listen. I know Rogun. I could help you with...did you say "yes"?
210	* ''VideoGame/SuperPaperMario'': In the Underwhere, Mario and Luigi reach a door blocked by three D-men who claim to be keeping a monster from escaping (said monster is in fact Bowser). One of them asks if you could subdue the monster. If you say yes, he laughs it off as if you said no, saying he was kidding before realizing you accepted the challenge.
211	* ''VideoGame/YesYourGrace'': Thirteen years before the beginning of the game, King Eryk and Queen Aurelea promised the hand of their oldest daughter to a Radovian bandit named Beyran. In the present day, Beyran has somehow gotten his hands on a large army and wants Eryk and Aurelea to keep their promise, which they ''really'' don't want to. Eryk fortunately finds another King who will let him have an army as large as Beyran's if his son marries the daughter who was promised to Beyran. When Eryk tells Aurelea that their oldest daughter is getting married to a proper Prince, it takes Aurelea a few moments to compute that she's being told that her daughter is ''not'' marrying Beyran.
212	* ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyType0'': MadBomber Mutsuki Chiharano is under the constant impression that everyone in Akademeia is out to pick on her, which extends to a [[FetchQuest request]] she makes in the second-last chapter of the game (which is literally issued to ''prove'' that [[PlayerCharacters Class Zero]] isn't picking on her). If you bring her what she requests, she launches into a claim that you're picking on her before realizing that you've brought what she asked, and is left stupefied for a moment before giving you the reward.
213	* In ''VideoGame/Persona5'', if you date Haru on Christmas, then she and Joker will visit a stand looking for Christmas cakes and Haru will comment that it could be a longshot. She then asks the employee if they have any she replies cheerfully that they do, at which point Haru starts to respond sadly that she expected as much, before realizing just what the woman said.
214	* ''VideoGame/Psychonauts2'': Raz can accept a sidequest from [[BrilliantButLazy Gisu]] where she makes him do her homework - which in her case involves venting some overloaded and unstable psychic machinery. She expects him to resist the task and is surprised when he doesn't.
215	--->'''Raz:''' Okay.\
216	'''Gisu:''' C'mon, Ra-... wait, you said yes? All right, good man!
217	[[/folder]]
218
219	[[folder:Visual Novels]]
220	* It's a bit different from most examples, but happens once in ''VisualNovel/AceAttorneyInvestigations'' case 4 when Gumshoe asked Edgeworth if he had proof that there were other people in the hallway. Edgeworth said yes. Gumshoe's response:
221	-->'''Gumshoe:''' As if you could! I mean, what are the chances of that...wait, you do...?
222	* In ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo'', Misha and Shizune often try to get Hisao to do work for them on the Student Council in the routes besides Shizune's, in which Hisao joins as a member. In Lilly's route, the following exchange happens late in the story.
223	-->'''Misha:''' Since we're just two poor little girls that need help with all the work we've been given just before the holidays begin~...\
224	'''Hisao:''' Sure, I can help.\
225	'''Misha:''' But Hicchan, we're really nee-- What?\
226	'''Hisao:''' [[IThinkYouBrokeHim I think I broke Misha.]]
227	* In Taketo Kanzaki's "[[MultipleEndings Happy Ending]]" in ''VisualNovel/ClassTripCrush'', Taketo confesses his feelings to the protagonist and tells her he wants to go out with her. However, he's convinced that she's in love with his twin brother Yasuto, and he gets a good ways into a speech about how he understands that she doesn't return his feelings and he just needed to get them off his chest before it gets through his head that she just said 'yes'.
228	* ''VisualNovel/SteinsGate Linear Bounded Phenogram'': In Luka's chapter, Mayuri asks Luka if [[AmbiguousGenderIdentity they]] want to cosplay. This is something she has been trying to get them to do for a while, and every time Luka refused. So when Luka agrees this time, it takes a little bit for her and Okabe to process:
229	-->'''Luka:''' I was thinking of maybe...giving it a try.
230	-->'''Mayuri:''' Of course you don't want to...[[ThirdPersonPerson Mayushii]]'s sorry for bringing it up over and over again.
231	-->'''Okabe:''' At the end of the day, this isn't really the sort of thing you can just force on someone.
232	-->'''Luka:''' [[LampshadeHanging Huh? Did you hear what I said? I want to give it a try...]]
233	-->'''Mayuri:''' But Mayushii hasn't given up yet! One of these days, Luka-[[UsefulNotes/JapaneseHonorifics chan's]] gonna have a change of heart and-
234	-->'''Okabe:''' Huh?
235	-->'''Mayuri:''' Wait, huh?
236	-->'''Okabe:''' U-uh, Lukako? What did you just say...?
237	-->'''Luka:''' I said that I wanted to try cosplaying...
238	-->'''Mayuri:''' Whaaaaa!? For really real!?
239	-->'''Luka:''' Y-yes...
240	[[/folder]]
241
242	[[folder:Webcomics]]
243	* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
244	** Our heroes are arrested after accidentally destroying a Gate holding back the SealedEvilInACan. Fortunately, they manage to get a "not guilty" verdict, though it's clear [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0284.html they weren't expecting it]]. Amusingly, while the rest of the cast does manage to take "yes" for an answer once they get over the DoubleTake, Haley Starshine, temporarily cursed to be TheUnintelligible, launches into a detailed rant about why they should have been found guilty under any sane legal code. [[spoiler:She's right. The trial was rigged in their favor by a local lord with his own agenda.]]
245	** Also happens in the prequel book ''On the Origin of [=PCs=]'', when Roy is trying to hire party members [[YouAllMeetInAnInn in a tavern.]] After receiving a "No" from at least thirty adventurers, in comes Haley Starshine. Roy begins thanking her for listening and saying he understands, before realizing she actually said "Yeah, OK".
246	* From ''Webcomic/AMiracleOfScience'', [[http://project-apollo.net/mos/mos145.html the scene where]] MadScientist Dr. Haas is explaining his plan to conquer the solar system with robots and institute a technocratic rule. This conversation is particularly apt because Dr. Juruna is ''trying'' to have a romantic dinner with Dr. Haas.
247	-->'''Dr. Haas:''' Robots will be teachers, police, bureaucrats...an industrial chemist would be free to pursue works of the intellect without worrying where the rent or food money are coming from.\
248	'''Dr. Juruna:''' That sounds wonderful, Virgil.\
249	'''Dr. Haas:''' YOU JUST ''THINK'' ITS STUPID BECAUSE ''YOU'' HAVEN'T...did you just say it's a good idea?
250	* From ''Roxxor University'', [[http://roxxoru.comicgenesis.com/d/20080707.html here.]]
251	* In ''Webcomic/{{Tweep}}'', [[http://www.tweep.com/comic/?date=07-30-08 Milton is a spoilsport]].
252	* Happens in ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'' [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp07292002.shtml here]]. It's also fairly common whenever Mike is confronted with actual validation -- case in point, [[https://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11112006.shtml the time where he]] [[JerkassHasAPoint makes very good points about how PeeJee is in a bad situation and how they need to convince her to leave before she cracks.]] He seems to be on the verge of a rant, before realizing that his friends actually consider it a good idea. He seems genuinely shocked.
253	-->'''Mike''': "Oh, be fair! I- [[FlatWhat Wait.]] I'm right?"
254	* In ''Absurd Notions'', Biff's telemarketing job [[http://www.absurdnotions.org/page13.html makes him prone to this]].
255	* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'': Caliborn is both obsessed with dominance games and not particularly perceptive. As such, when he wants Dirk to draw some smut for him, he's so invested in the idea of forcing someone else to do what he wants that he doesn't register that Dirk just agreed to do it to get it over with, and spends the rest of the conversation acting as though he's making Dirk do this against his wishes despite the other's unemotional agreement.
256	* A variant in ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'': Parley and Andrew spend [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/?p=1152 a whole strip]] congratulating Annie for being chosen as the new medium. Reynardine is the only person who seems to notice the headmaster said Andrew.
257	* In ''Webcomic/DMOfTheRings'', Éowyn asks to join the Fellowship; in the original novels and the movies, Aragorn says no (or rather, that it's not his place to say), but Aragorn's player instead says yes. However, one of the major {{Running Gag}}s of this comic is that the Game Master is heavily {{Railroading}} the plot; instead of rolling with Aragorn's response, he has Éowyn play out the scene from the original novel by reciting both her dialog and what he ''wants'' Aragorn to say, completely ignoring what Aragorn's player is ''actually'' saying. This results in her arguing with herself about her desires versus her duties, all while the Fellowship writes her off as a madwoman and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leaves her behind anyway]]. [[spoiler:She later shows up in the FinalBattle, to the confusion of many.]]
258	* In ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'', [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2500/fc02499.htm during a discussion about robot personhood:]]
259	-->'''SpearCarrier A:''' Okay, I get that [[spoiler:this neural design was made for a colonizing force]]. [[JustAMachine But how can something that's not alive be conscious?]]\
260	'''Spear Carrier B:''' Vampires, dude! Ghosts! They're not alive and they're conscious.\
261	'''Spear Carrier A:''' Oh, yeah. That makes sense. I withdraw the question.\
262	'''Max:''' No! That was a smart question! Don't accept a dumb answer!
263	* In ''WebComic/GirlGenius'''s Cinderella storyline (in which Da Boyz play the ugly stepsisters), the [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081121#.Xx8sNed7mUk backstage opening]] has both Dimo and Oggie complaining "I hates my outfit" to Phil, who replies "Shaddup, it's traditional" and "Shaddup, it's historically accurate". [[RuleOfThree Finally]], Maxim says "I luff my outfit" and Phil replies "Shaddup, it's -- what?"
264	* In ''WebComic/TowerOfGod'' [[https://www.webtoons.com/en/fantasy/tower-of-god/season-1-ep-53/viewer?title_no=95&episode_no=54 episode 54]], Rak assumes Bam is going to give up climbing the Tower for Rachel (who now can't walk), and starts arguing before Bam has finished saying what he's planning to do. Actually, he's planning to climb the Tower to help Rachel get to the top, leading to the following exchange:
265	--> '''Rak''': You can't leave! You're [[ItMakesSenseInContext my prey]]!
266	--> '''Bam''': I'll be Rachel's legs!
267	--> '''Rak''': You can't give up your legs...! What?
268	* ''WebComic/YouSayItFirst'': When Brisbane proposed to Kimberly, he's so determined to get through his rehearsed speech and past her anticipated misgiving, [[https://www.yousayitfirst.com/comics/index.php?date=20070226 It takes him]] [[https://www.yousayitfirst.com/comics/index.php?date=20070302 three comics]] to notice A) She immediately said yes, B) She took the ring from his hand and put it on right in front of him.
269	-->'''Kimberly''': Will you shut up and listen so I can accept?
270	[[/folder]]
271
272	[[folder:Web Original]]
273	* ''Podcast/UnwellPodcast'': When Chester [[spoiler: brings Rudy's body to Fenwood house so Lily & co to pay their respects,]] he launches into his prepared speech to convince them even after Lily says yes.
274	[[/folder]]
275
276	[[folder:Web Videos]]
277	* In one of the scambaiting videos done by WebVideo/AtomicShrimp, rather than stringing along his current mark, he immediately replied to their first email with “sure, where can I send the payment?”, continuing to ask this as the scammer ran through their script. The result was a scammer that was completely thrown off their game - even when they finally provided a payment link (several emails in), they seemed to be extremely reluctant in doing so.
278	[[/folder]]
279
280	[[folder:Western Animation]]
281	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}'': In ''Anne Theft Auto'', Anne asks Hop Pop if she can drive Bessie. Hop Pop then answers yes as Anne proceeds to groan in annoyance before realizing what he just said. To be fair, he did just say no to both Sprig and Polly's requests.
282	* In ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls1998'' episode "Cat Man Do," the girls are awaiting the Professor's decision on whether they can keep a cat that they found. The Professor enters the scene and says, "We can keep Kitty!" Bubbles starts bawling instantly and the other two are complaining before they realize he said yes.
283	* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
284	** A variation happens in "Homer At The Bat": Mr. Burns and another nuclear plant owner, Aristotle Armandopolis of Shelbyville, pit their plants' baseball teams against each other. Burns suggests a wager. Armandopolis offers to bet a million dollars. Burns mocks the wager, and then realizes what it is. He apologizes and accepts the bet, explaining he thought his opponent would [[InvokedTrope start small and they'd haggle their way up.]]
285	** There was also "Simpson Safari"P where the family was lost walking through the jungle. Both Bart and Lisa repeat "Are we insane yet?" over and over, until Homer stops, flinches and screams "I already said YES!".
286	** In "Fear Of Flying", Homer, banned from Moe's, poses as a pilot to drink at a pilot's lounge. He's selected to fly an airline, and when asked, admits to just posing as a pilot to drink. Cut to Homer being forcibly shoved into the cockpit.
287	--->'''Homer:''' I'm telling you, I'm not a pilot!\
288	'''Airport man:''' And I'm telling ''you,'' "You fly boys crack me up!"
289	** In "The Sweetest Apu", Manjula is so used to [[AllWomenArePrudes turning her husband Apu down for sex]], she does it even when he doesn't ask (which tips her off he's been cheating on her).
290	--->'''Manjula''': (''Apu is silent'') Not tonight. (''{{beat}} as Apu remains silent'') I ''said'', not tonight.
291	* ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' plays with this trope in one episode. Steve propositions his date, she says yes; he sadly says he understands and leaves. ''Halfway home'', he realizes what she said.
292	* ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'', when Tucker asks a girl out:
293	-->'''Girl:''' Okay.\
294	'''Tucker:''' All right, but I'll have you know, I'm persistent...wait, did you say "okay"?
295	* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/ClerksTheAnimatedSeries'' has villain Leonardo Leonardo attempting to bribe Dante into keeping quiet about a drunken liaison that occurred between them. He first offers Dante the chance to coach a little league team. Dante is enthusiastic about the idea, but thinking he has rejected the offer, Leonardo begins to offer him a million dollars. He stops short once he realizes that Dante has accepted his first bribe.
296	* In the ''WesternAnimation/DuckDodgers'' episode "The Green Loontern", ComicBook/GreenLantern villain Sinestro tries to sway Dodgers to his side:
297	-->'''Sinestro:''' [[WeCanRuleTogether Join forces with me]], or be ''obliterated''.\
298	'''Dodgers:''' Okay.\
299	'''Sinestro:''' Don't be such a sanctimonious fool! You don't realize the-- did you say "''okay''"?
300	* In ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' Wishology trilogy, Timmy is forced to [[GondorCallsForAid go to Crocker for help with the Darkness]]. Crocker gives the condition that he must admit he has fairies. Timmy admits he does immediately, sending Crocker on a rant of "no use denying it" before he realizes what's been said. He's disappointed it was so anti-climatic, but keeps his word.
301	* In ''WesternAnimation/GeneratorRex'', episode 12 ''Rabble'', when Rex suggests that he infiltrate a gang of EVO thugs when it is revealed that he has a history with them prior to his latest [[LaserGuidedAmnesia amnesia spell]], the head of Providence, White Knight, calls Rex's plan "a surprisingly good tactical call given its source". Rex protests the expected turn down of his call before realizing said turndown didn't happen.
302	* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'':
303	** Used in the episode "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E4ApplebuckSeason Applebuck Season]]". Applejack tries to harvest all the apples in her orchard by herself, only to run herself ragged and cause chaos in town due to her sleep-deprived state. At several different junctures, Twilight Sparkle entreats Applejack to get some help, only to be rebuffed each time. Finally, after Applejack faints from realizing that she was barely half-done when she thought she was completely finished, Twilight begins another plea for Applejack to get some help, and Applejack agrees. Twilight, fully expecting Applejack to keep being stubborn, continues with "I won't take no for an answer," before she realizes what Applejack said.
304	** Used again in "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E19TradeYa Trade Ya!]]" Rainbow Dash attempts to trade her "lucky horseshoe" for a rare book that she wants. The book trader doesn't want it, but rather wants something from the mythical beasts stall. Thus begins a ChainOfDeals, with Rainbow offering her horseshoe for the item the previous pony wanted, only to be turned down. When the pony trading for one item in the chain, a crystal chalice, says she just wants "an old, slightly rusted horseshoe", Rainbow walks off in despair, wondering where she'll get something like that, before realizing what just happened.
305	** In "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E7MakeNewFriendsButKeepDiscord Make New Friends but Keep Discord]]", Twilight has a delayed reaction after Celestia tells her she thinks this was the most fun Gala in years; she pursues her apologies before registering what the Princess said.
306	--->'''Twilight:''' I know, it was a--[[BigWhat WHAT?]]
307	* In the episode "Dogs on a Wire" of the 2010 version of ''WesternAnimation/{{Pound Puppies\|2010}}'', [[TheSmartGuy Strudel]] snaps after her pleas to go out on a mission are ignored. Team leader Lucky then gives her the opportunity to accompany a show dog back to the circus, after which she complains ''about being chosen'' for a few seconds before she realizes that's exactly what she wanted.
308	* Zim of ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'' has the tendency to demand information from people, then continue to repeatedly demand the information from them by interrupting their attempt to actually give it to him.
309	-->'''Zim:''' Is that Irken equipment you're using? That's Tak's ship you're sitting in, isn't it?\
310	'''Dib:''' Yes it is, Zim! It fell from the--\
311	'''Zim:''' ISN'T IT!?\
312	'''Dib:''' I said it was! Man, you have a problem with listening, Zim!\
313	'''Zim:''' '''''ISN'T IT!?!'''''\
314	'''Dib:''' ''[[[OnlySaneMan sighs and gives up]]]''
315	* ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'': In "The Last Patrol!", Batman lectures Negative Man on why he should return to the Doom Patrol, oblivious to the fact that Negative Man is attempting to tell him that he is willing to do so.
316	* ''WesternAnimation/FinalSpace'': In Episode 5, the heroes find out the Infinity Guard is corrupt, and helping the Lord Commander. Commander Stone offers Quinn a chance to pledge alliance to the Lord Commander as well. Gary panicks, and even after Quinn assures him that she won't join Stone, he keeps dramatically begging her not to take Stone's offer.
317	* ''WesternAnimation/ButterbeansCafe'':
318	** In "Cricket's First Menu," Cricket continues to beg for a bit after Butterbean has already agreed to let her make the day's lunch menu.
319	** In "Jasper Learns to Bake," the other staff of Butterbean's Cafe have to tell Jasper several times that, yes, they will let him learn to bake before it finally sinks in.
320	* In "Allergies at School" from ''WesternAnimation/DanielTigersNeighborhood'', Katerina is running a pretend "orange restaurant" in which every item on offer is orange. Prince Wednesday keeps playing around by asking for things that are green. Finally, he asks for a carrot only for Katerina to rage "We are an orange restaurant..." before realizing what he asked.
321	* ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse'': In "Something Ventured, Someone Framed", Eda, who up to this point, had been adamant against allowing her human apprentice and witch-in-training, Luz, to enroll at the local magic school, Hexside, changes her mind and approaches the school's Principal Hieronymus Bump about the matter, initially expecting him to say no.
322	-->'''Eda''': And before you get all judgy --\
323	'''Bump''': That's not a bad idea.\
324	'''Eda''': YOU NO GOOD--! ''(realizes what Bump just said)'' Wait, really?
325	* ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfPussInBoots'': In the episode "The Great Stink", an awful smell is plaguing San Lorenzo and Puss quickly becomes convinced that he's the source of the smell. When he, subsequently, talks to Dulcinea about it and tries to convince her that the smell is not coming from him, she responds by stating that she knows it's not him. Puss responds by strongly insisting that the smell isn't coming from him, before breaking down and claiming it is him. Dulcinea, then, carefully tries to get him to stop sulking and listen to her, before shaking some sense into him.
326	--> '''Dulcinea''': Puss, don't you smell that?!
327	--> '''Puss''': Smell what?
328	--> '''Dulcinea''': That, ugh... I mean this... I mean that awful smell that is everywhere!
329	--> '''Puss''': Hahaha, oh yes, the smell... I am sure it is nothing and will pass soon and is, ofcourse, not me!
330	--> '''Dulcinea''' ''[deadpan]'': Puss, I know it's not you.
331	--> '''Dulcinea''': We need to find it and get rid of it!
332	--> '''Puss''': No, Dulcinea, you are mistaken... This smell is not me!
333	--> '''Dulcinea''': That is literally what I just said! It's not you!
334	--> '''Puss''': You cannot prove it is me!
335	--> '''Dulcinea''': What...
336	--> '''Puss''' ''[begrudgingly]'': Okay, fine, I admit it! It is me!
337	--> '''Puss''': I am shamed! Look away! Look away!
338	--> '''Dulcinea''': Okay, Puss, I need- ''(Puss sulks)'' ...I need you to stop thinking words in your head and focus on the words I'm saying when I talk them at you.
339	--> '''Puss''' ''[wiping his nose tearfully]'': I accept your challenge.
340	--> '''Dulcinea''' ''[as she violently shakes Puss]'': This smell isn't you and it's really bad and we have get rid of it!!!
341	[[/folder]]
342
343	[[folder:Real Life]]
344	* TruthInTelevision, as anyone who has ever worked with the general public can attest. You tell a customer that yes, they can have whatever freebie they've asked for, and they'll still spend 20 minutes ranting about how they deserve it before they click that you've said yes. Browsing Website/NotAlwaysRight will reveal more than a few of these.
345	** Or when two people are arguing, and ''neither'' of them realizes that the other is actually taking the same side as them. Sometimes pointed out as "I think you two are in violent agreement".
346	** Another variant happens when a person gets "yes" when asking for a permission but is so afraid of being scolded for it by ''someone else'' that they will keep asking multiple times until the person gets annoyed -- possibly to the point of threatening to say "no" if they ask even one more time.
347	** Another customer variant is to refuse to listen to information that will actually save them money, and insist on paying a higher price because everything an employee says is ''clearly'' an attempt to "rip them off". For example, taking something that was under one sign but on sale for a lower price and demanding the price on the sign.
348	** The overexplainer: the customer continues to tell you what they want after you already told them you have it and may have been on your way to lead them to it.
349	** A common example on Website/NotAlwaysWorking is the cashier who keeps telling the underage customer (or of-age customer who's forgotten to bring ID) that they can't buy alcohol, even though the customer has already agreed to forgo the alcohol, or is actually buying something non-alcoholic that happens to resemble alcohol (like soda in beer-type bottles).
350	** Another Not Always Working example is when an employee is so used to having a customer ask for something for free that they keep trying to "explain" to the customer that they can't, for instance, get a free replacement phone because water damage is not covered by warranty, not registering that the customer has said they don't want a ''free'' phone, they want to ''buy'' a ''new'' one. To the employee's credit, they do realize what the customer is saying rather quickly and apologies, saying he was used to so many people demanding free replacements.
351	** Then there are ones where the employees are so used to complaints, and so unaccustomed to being thanked or complimented, that they can't even process the ''concept'' of being praised by a customer. It takes them several seconds to comprehend that the customer isn't complaining and doesn't want anything -- they're just taking the time to commend them. It's actually quite sad.
352	* On the flip side, one of the oldest rules of salesmanship is "don't sell past the close" because you risk irritating the customers into changing their minds.
353	* UsefulNotes/RichardFeynman writes about learning to pick up girls from the owner of a nightclub and his wife. Feynman (and all the other men) had been trying all sorts of things and buying lots of drinks for girls, without success. He was astonished when he learned the secret to getting to go home with them: you just ask them.
354	[[/folder]]

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