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| 15 | [[caption-width-right:350:[[Series/TheColbertReport "Unleash nerd fury!"]]]] |
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| 17 | ->''"Here's a radical idea; go old school. Challenge Stuart to a fight. Nothing makes the ladies hotter than two skinny white guys swatting at each other with their eyes closed."'' |
| 18 | -->-- '''Howard Wolowitz''', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' |
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| 20 | A FightScene where the combatants have no fighting skill whatsoever, usually played for laughs, and at times in slow-mo, for additional comedy. |
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| 22 | Especially silly versions may consist of nothing but the two characters standing at arm's length and flailing their hands at each other. They may also have their faces averted, which protects them from the minute chance of their foe getting a hit in on their face, but also prevents them from aiming at all. This is almost invariably harmless. |
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| 24 | This can also be [[PlayedForDrama played dramatically]]: when two combatants have no skill, no finesse, nothing but [[TheGlovesComeOff a determination to kill each other by any means possible]], it can make for a more realistic and compelling fight scene than the most choreographed kung-fu. |
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| 26 | Compare FightSceneFailure, IKnowKungFaux, and WhatTheFuAreYouDoing |
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| 28 | If a character watching this fight ''actually'' thinks it's cool, they're probably EasilyImpressed. |
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| 30 | See also CombatBreakdown, when an initially skillful fight devolves into this after going on for too long. A {{Catfight}} can be this but isn't if the women involved are {{Action Girl}}s. A DesignatedGirlFight, however, is never this trope, as by definition, at least one combatant is an ActionGirl. |
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| 33 | !!Example Subpages: |
| 34 | [[index]] |
| 35 | * WimpFight/WesternAnimation |
| 36 | [[/index]] |
| 37 | |
| 38 | !!Other Examples: |
| 39 | |
| 40 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 41 | |
| 42 | [[folder:Anime & Manga]] |
| 43 | * ''Franchise/{{Digimon}}'': |
| 44 | ** Subverted in episode 22 of ''Anime/DigimonAdventure''. Patamon and [=PicoDevimon=] are both Child-level Digimon and neither of them is particularly powerful, but the fight itself is impressively choreographed and the environment plays a big role in the fight. |
| 45 | ** Played straight in episode 19 of ''Anime/DigimonAdventure02'' when Patamon and Wormmon fight each other, which is PlayedForLaughs and adorable, a huge contrast to their human partners having a serious fist fight/wrestle instead. |
| 46 | * Early on in ''Manga/FairyTail'', Lucy's first real fight against Sherry is basically this. Both have magic that involves using summoned creatures (and Sherry can turn Lucy's against her) but once both of them are out of magic it basically becomes the two indirect mages pathetically pummeling each other, until Lucy finally gets a good hit in, being a slightly better fighter, though not much. 400 chapters later Lucy fights a similar gimmicky villain, but once the tricks are out and it turns into a fistfight again, she clobbers her opponent in one punch, showing how she grew as a fighter. |
| 47 | * Shippou and SĹŤten in ''Anime/InuYasha'' episode "Shippo Gets an Angry Challenge". First they "fight" by drawing caricatures of each other, then by aping stereotypical "ninja" fighting style (without much success), then by throwing mushrooms and acorns... both unable to do any real damage, they finally get exhausted and talk it out. |
| 48 | * Nanoha's very first [[DefeatMeansFriendship befriending]] in the original ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha'', which she did way back in kindergarten, long before she gained any magical abilities. After the initial slap, it quickly degenerated into two little girls tugging and pushing at one another. In this case, it's played for [[RuleOfCute adorable.]] |
| 49 | * ''Anime/LupinIIIMysteryOfTheHemingwayPapers'': During Jigen and Goemon's first InvoluntaryBattleToTheDeath, it quickly devolves into this since neither wants to kill the other. It ends in a tie when they "slap" each other unconscious. |
| 50 | * ''Anime/MetalFightBeyblade'': In the episode "The Furious DJ Battle!?", the American DJ and Blader DJ both want to be the announcers for the upcoming Beyblade World Tournament and agree to decide the announcer through a Beyblade match. The gang thinks that the battle will be epic since they are announcers and all. But once the battle starts, they quickly see how wrong they are. The DJ's prove to have no skill at all with the tops barely spinning enough to move forward and making the tiniest of impact. What makes it more JustForFun/{{egregious}} is that even though the fight is clearly lame and the gang isn't impressed in the slightest, the [[LargeHamAnnouncer announcers exclaim as if it's the most intense battle ever.]] Needless to say, this was PlayedForLaughs. |
| 51 | * Early in ''Manga/MissKobayashisDragonMaid'', Kanna tries to kill Kobayashi so Tohru can return to their original world...except that since she's a young dragon (currently in the form of an elementary school-age human) and low on mana, her "murder attempt" consists of ineffectively batting Kobayashi with her fists, stopping for breath, and then starting again. |
| 52 | * Miia and Centorea get into one of these in ''Manga/MonsterMusume'' when arguing about Kimihito. Papi joins in because she's TheDitz and thinks they're playing a game. Given that monster girls have SuperStrength and Miia has some degree of martial arts training while Centorea is an actual knight, it's quite apparent that they're wimp-fighting deliberately so as not to actually risk hurting each other. |
| 53 | * Downplayed in ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia'' during the tournament match between Izuku Midoriya and Hitoshi Shinso. Shinso's Quirk, Brainwashing, is worthless in straight combat, while Midoriya's Quirk, One For All, is CastFromHitpoints (not to mention hitting Shinso with it would probably kill him). Once Midoriya manages to circumvent Brainwashing, the match devolves into an ordinary fistfight which Midoriya wins handily. |
| 54 | * ''Anime/PokemonTheSeries'': |
| 55 | ** In a very early episode, both Ash and his opponent try to battle using Metapod, a cocoon Pokémon that's pretty much incapable of attacking. Both Metapod just sit there and harden their shells while Misty and Pikachu relax and catch some sun. |
| 56 | ** Subverted earlier in the episode when Metapod is able to beat a Pinsir only using Harden. |
| 57 | ** Amusingly [[AvertedTrope averted]] in a Johto episode, where Gym Leader Bugsy uses a ''kung-fu Metapod'', much to Ash's surprise. |
| 58 | ** Ash's Scraggy vs. Iris' Axew, both are very young and don't have much battling experience. [[spoiler:Once Axew masters Dragon Rage, he defeats Scraggy with it two episodes later.]] |
| 59 | ** Ash's Hawlucha vs another Hawlucha, when the two have issues acting in a play. |
| 60 | * Porco's and Curtis' post-air-duel boxing match in ''Anime/PorcoRosso'' quickly devolves into this: by the end of six rounds, both men are so tired they don't even try to block each other's punches. It's essentially the "dramatic" version of the trope described above...except still PlayedForLaughs. |
| 61 | * ''Manga/{{Shigurui}}'' starts with one of these being introduced, the blind and crippled swordsman Irako Seigen versus the one-armed and poverty-stricken Fujiki Gennosuke as the opening bout of a samurai tournament. The entire rest of the series is a flashback describing the history of the two men, how they acquired their handicaps, and how deep their enmity is. By the end, [[spoiler:what looks like a short, embarrassingly clumsy duel to spectators is produced from Gennosuke performing a perfect feint to Irako's signature OneHitKill technique.]] |
| 62 | * In ''Literature/WelcomeToTheNHK'', Satou and Yamazaki get into a fight while high. Both of them are scrawny {{hikikomori}} so they fail to do any serious damage. |
| 63 | [[/folder]] |
| 64 | |
| 65 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 66 | * Alluded to in the ''Magazine/{{MAD}}'' comic ''[[Film/{{Twister}} Twit-sters]]'': "When two feuding meteorologists get into it, stand back! They might start slapping each other with Doppler weather printouts!" |
| 67 | * ''ComicBook/XStatix'' #24 had a sequence in which Tony Stark and Guy Smith throw down... while both are stark naked. And [[ClothesMakeTheSuperman without their suits]], Tony is just an alcoholic with a weak heart, while Guy is an otherwise-skilled martial artist with [[BlessedWithSuck a staggeringly low pain threshold thanks to his]] SuperSenses. It doesn't go well. |
| 68 | -->'''Guy:''' MY SKIN!\ |
| 69 | '''Tony:''' MY HEART! |
| 70 | [[/folder]] |
| 71 | |
| 72 | [[folder:Comic Strips]] |
| 73 | * In ''ComicStrip/BeetleBailey'', a fight between Julius and Rocky is shown as pretty hopeless fist-poking. That's understandable with Julius, who's one of the wimpiest characters around -- someone once remarked that if he and Lt. Fuzz were to fight, both would lose -- but it's odd for Rocky, an ex-gang member and PsychoForHire wannabe. |
| 74 | * ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' once watched "Collegiate Face-Slapping" on TV, which was exactly what it sounds like. One of the competitors was disqualified for poking the other guy in the eye, so he retaliated by poking the ''referee'' in the eye [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight (with the commentator describing all of this as if nothing were wrong)]]. [[AsideComment Garfield turns to the reader and remarks that he hates niche sports.]] |
| 75 | ** Another strip consisted of two panels of the television emitting "SLAP, SLAP, SLAP" noises, with the final panel having it announce that "''Ninja Sissies'' will return in a moment". |
| 76 | --->'''Garfield:''' Where's the remote? |
| 77 | [[/folder]] |
| 78 | |
| 79 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 80 | * ''Fanfic/ADivineRomanticComedy'': When [[Characters/TheOwlHouseLuzNoceda Luz's Palisman]] [[Characters/TheOwlHousePalismen Stringbean]], and Charlie's "pet" Dazzle first meet, they end up getting into what is, from their perspective, an epic physical showdown. What's actually taking place is that the two are merely wrestling in a manner akin to two plushies to the outside observer, due to neither bothering to use any of their Magic. |
| 81 | * ''[[Fanfic/TheManyDatesOfDannyFenton After Many Dates: Danny and Kim]]'': Ron and Tucker's fight over the latter having badmouthed Bueno Nacho consists of them "slapping each other weakly like two children on the playground". |
| 82 | * The ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' version of ''Anime/DragonBallZBrolyTheLegendarySuperSaiyan'' emphasizes how futile the heroes' attempts to attack Broly are by replacing the standard battle foley in one scene with slapping noises. |
| 83 | * In Djy1991's version of ''Fanfic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences'', [[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman's]] "fightin the final bosss" is pretty much the two flailing their arms at one another. John Freeman's fight against [[BigBad The Dark Man]]/[[spoiler:[[FallenHero Gordon Freeman]]]] in the fourth installment is also animated in this manner. |
| 84 | * In ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndThePrinceOfSlytherin'', [[spoiler:Snape and Sirius]]'s fistfight is described as "more of a slap fight" and "less than a minute of ineffectual efforts to hurt one another," since not only do neither of them have any skill at fighting except with their wands, which have been taken away, they are both recovering from serious physical traumas at the time. They end up stopping mostly because they're both just tiring themselves out to no real effect, so they might as well put the fight on hold until they get their wands back. |
| 85 | [[/folder]] |
| 86 | |
| 87 | [[folder:Films -- Animation]] |
| 88 | * In ''WesternAnimation/TheBookOfLife'', although both Manolo and Joaquin are established to be fairly skilled fighters, their argument over who will marry Maria quickly devolves into ineffectually flailing at each other. While PlayedForLaughs, this also shows that even though the two consider each other rivals for Maria's affection, [[HiddenDepths they won't seriously come to blows.]] |
| 89 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{Brave}}'': Young Macintosh and Wee Dingwall fight one another in such a way during the throne room brawl, and it's especially comical given how much of a jock with a penchant for immaturity the former prince is. |
| 90 | * In ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe1'' and ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2'', arguments between Gru's Minions tend to degenerate into slap-fights, or childish brawls at worst. |
| 91 | * The grand battle at the climax of the ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}'' can be interpreted as a [[FridgeLogic glorified sissy fight]]. Scar has been established as very lacking in brawn and fighting skills, which is why he schemes and lets others do his dirty work; he also appears to be middle-aged or older for lions, out of his prime. Simba is malnourished from surviving only on bugs all his life and has never been in a fight in his carefree "Hakuna Matata" life except for very briefly with Nala, which he lost when she pinned him. He struggles and almost loses against Scar, only "winning" essentially by getting lucky and kicking him off of Pride Rock instead of actually winning by skill. The lionesses and the hyenas are also not at their best, being malnourished from lack of prey. The hyenas are shown to be generally incompetent and very stupid, and the main hyena trio and some others lose to Pumbaa, one of the {{Plucky Comic Relief}}s, and Rafiki, an ''elderly'' baboon, in a really humiliating way. So, most of the characters in this fight are not in their best condition. Who knows what could have happened if they were. |
| 92 | * In ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3'', as part of an escape attempt, Rex and Hamm get into one of these fights to distract Buzz in the daycare toy-prison they've become trapped in. Justified, in that Rex has very short arms and neither are exactly built for a rumble. |
| 93 | * Played seriously in the fight between Carl and Muntz at the climax of ''WesternAnimation/{{Up}}'', where two old men struggle as much against their arthritis as against each other. At one point, Carl gains the upper hand by spitting his dentures at Muntz. |
| 94 | [[/folder]] |
| 95 | |
| 96 | [[folder:Films -- Live-Action]] |
| 97 | * ''Film/TheBigLebowski'': |
| 98 | ** The Dude finally confronts Da Fino, a PrivateDetective who's been tailing him in a blue Volkswagen, and things get physical. If by "physical" you mean "standing about a foot away from each other, arms outstretched, and sort of flinching ineptly at each other for a few seconds". |
| 99 | ** The nihilists also turn out to be this; while they talk a good talk, they end up being completely outmatched by Walter, who single-handedly kicks their asses. The Dude's part in that particular fight consists of awkwardly flailing a bag in the other guy's general direction, while his opponent hops around kicking at nothing while making pseudo kung fu poses screaming "''I fuck you! I fuck you in the ass!''" repeatedly until Walter knocks him out with ease. |
| 100 | * In the closing scene of ''Film/{{Bowfinger}}'', the two lead characters make a low-budget movie in Taiwan, where they are shown flailing and ineptly kicking kung-fu style, while hordes of obviously well-trained gang members are shown getting mowed down by the American heroes. |
| 101 | * ''Literature/BridgetJones'' gives us an absurd slappy kickfight between [[Creator/ColinFirth two middle-class]] [[Creator/HughGrant British twats]] in the middle of uptown London. They gloriously fail to do anything other than humiliate themselves. They even briefly interrupt it to join a nearby birthday party in singing "Happy Birthday To You!" |
| 102 | -->'''GayBestFriend:''' Fight!\ |
| 103 | '''Confused Restauarant Crowd:''' [[No Response]]\ |
| 104 | '''GayBestFriend:''' ''FIGHT! ITS A REAL FIGHT!'' |
| 105 | * There's a dead-serious example in ''Film/{{Chinatown}}'', where Hollis Mulwray is held underwater in a backyard fish pond and drowned by [[spoiler:Noah Cross]]. Both men are pretty physically weak, especially [[spoiler:Cross]] (who is, after all, [[spoiler:a feeble old man]]), but in the end, it's [[spoiler:Cross]] who triumphs, as he is the aggressor and has the superior position. Even so, Jake Gittes's detective work establishes that the fight was pretty inconclusive for a while: both men's eyeglasses fell off in the struggle. |
| 106 | * A RunningGag in ''Film/TheCocoanuts'' is for [[Creator/MarxBrothers Chico and Harpo]] to get into an argument and suddenly fight each other. This consists of blatantly telegraphed windmill punches and half-hearted [[GroinAttack kicks to the nethers,]] all with the effectiveness of wet tissue paper. |
| 107 | * Played for laughs in ''Film/TheDeathOfStalin'', since the "wimp" factor in this case is really only one-sided. Stalin's autopsy is interrupted by his drunken and idiotic son Vasily, who gets the wrong idea of what's going on and tries to stop it by grabbing a gun from a nearby guard. However, being a weakling as well as a drunk, Vasily is unable to grab the gun despite it being clear that the guard, who would obviously be able to wipe the floor with him otherwise, is clearly not relishing the prospect of having to give the son of Joseph Stalin a beating and so is using only the bare minimum amount of effort needed to stop him. The result is an awkwardly long fumble that everyone else present is forced to watch in embarrassment. |
| 108 | * In ''Film/{{Duplicity}}'' two bosses of rival companies slug it out after having read too many business magazines lauding them as 'tigers' and 'sharks', both being out-of-shape middle-aged men who haven't had a fight since grade school, if then. |
| 109 | * ''Film/{{Fanboys}}'': The main characters get into a brawl with a group of {{Trekkie}}s after one of them [[BerserkButton calls Han Solo a bitch]]. The "battle" is just as pathetic as sounds, with Windows chanting "time out!" as he was begging for mercy. |
| 110 | -->'''Windows:''' I was channeling the Emperor. \ |
| 111 | '''Linus:''' I don't remember the Emperor crapping his robe and screaming time out. \ |
| 112 | '''Eric:''' Oh my god, that's right! \ |
| 113 | '''Windows:''' There is such a thing as time out! \ |
| 114 | '''Hutch:''' ''(imitating Emperor Palpatine)'' I can feel your anger growing and... oh, wait a minute. Time out, time out! |
| 115 | * The first fistfight between Tyler and Jack in ''Film/FightClub'' has elements of this, but they get better. |
| 116 | * Played with at the climactic scene of ''Film/HerAlibi'': the protagonist, who is undercover at the circus as a clown, gets into a no-holds-barred fight with another clown...who is actually a Soviet agent who's been tracking the protagonist's Eastern European girlfriend and her family (likewise dressed as clowns) after learning they are trying to defect to the West. It ''seems'' like a Wimp Fight (and [[AllPartOfTheShow the other clowns treat it as if it is]], [[PassThePopcorn cheering on the combatants]]), but it's deadly serious. |
| 117 | * ''Film/HorseFeathers''. Chico and Harpo attempt to kidnap two big football players on the opposing team. Chico gets Harpo into fighting mode until he's puffed up, huffing and cross-eyed with rage - and then grinning as he gives them each a little slap on the face. He then gets hurled across the room onto a couch. |
| 118 | * A bad guy and a protagonist in ''Film/ImGonnaGitYouSucka'' square off sans weapons, but the bad guy immediately confesses he doesn't know kung fu. The good guy admits neither does he. "Want to fake it?" "I don't care." Cue hilarious movements that look like involuntary muscle spasms. |
| 119 | * A serious, [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome realistic]] version in ''Film/{{Interstellar}}'' when [[spoiler:Dr. Mann]] tries to murder Cooper. One’s a pilot, the other’s a scientist, neither has any combat training, and both are wearing realistic spacesuits; the “fight” is a clumsy wrestling match, with the two rolling around and shoving each other. It still manages to be pretty brutal and intense, in large part because one lucky hit can (and ''does'') break their helmets, exposing them to the ammonia-filled atmosphere of the world they’re on. |
| 120 | * Most of the fights in ''Film/ItsAMadMadMadMadWorld'', particularly the one between Russell and Hawthorne, where they take turns running away from each other, and hurt themselves almost every time they throw an attack. |
| 121 | * Steven and Randy's scuffle in ''Film/JasonGoesToHellTheFinalFriday''. |
| 122 | * ''Film/JurassicWorld'' has this as a FunnyBackgroundEvent with two ''Parasaurolophus'' engaging in a comical "fight". Justified as ''Parasaurolophus'', [[HerbivoresAreFriendly at least in the context of the]] [[Franchise/JurassicPark overall franchise]], are more docile in comparison to, say, [[PredatorsAreMean the]] UsefulNotes/TyrannosaurusRex. |
| 123 | * Most of the title character's fight scenes in ''Film/KickAss'' consist of him flailing around a pair of sticks and [[MadeOfIron surviving serious beatdowns]]. The showdown at the end between [[spoiler:Kick-Ass and Red Mist]] has both combatants with very little skill. [[spoiler:And in fact, they finally simultaneously knock each other out.]] |
| 124 | * In the second act climax of ''Film/KidsInTheHallBrainCandy'', the wimpy Dr. Cooper and the effete Don Roritor engage in a childish brawl. First, Cooper slaps Roritor's accusatory finger out of his face about twenty times in a row. Finally the pair awkwardly grapple and push each other for a few moments. When they finally break away, they're humorously flustered and gasping for breath, as if they'd been through a war. In a later scene, Roritor wears an outlandish full-arm splint for his injured finger. |
| 125 | * The real-world fight between Neo and [[spoiler:Smith-possessed Bane]] is in stark contrast to their supernatural Kung-Fu feats inside Film/TheMatrix. Relatively, of course, since the fight itself is ''extremely'' brutal. |
| 126 | * ''Film/NapoleonDynamite'' features the climactic "fight" between Uncle Rico and Napoleon... in which Napoleon threatens to throw oranges at Rico, eventually throws one, and falls on his face trying to jump a fence. There is also the scene where Napoleon makes Kip show off his "cage fighting skills". |
| 127 | * ''Film/{{Python}}'': John and Greg's CockFight starts out with proper fisticuffs, but quickly descends into hair-pulling territory, even continuing onto a playground. They eventually just stop when they realize how ridiculous they look, so they make up and become friends again. |
| 128 | * The final version of the [[SwordFight duel]] between the Samurai and the bandit in ''Film/{{Rashomon}}''. As portrayed by the Woodcutter, they are both cowardly and ineffective, and only engage in the fight at all after being shamed by the Samurai's wife. At one point they are reduced to crawling around on the ground (Not wrestling, ''crawling'') and literally throwing dirt at one another. As with the other three tellings of the story, the implication is that this is not a wholly accurate representation, as each person recounting their tale wanted to portray themselves in the best possible light. |
| 129 | * ''Film/TheRoom2003'' has Mark and Johnny's "fight" on Johnny's birthday party. All they really do is slap each other limply and [[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext make chicken noises]], making what was supposed to be a dramatic revelation of [[spoiler: Mark sleeping with Lisa]] into {{Narm}}. |
| 130 | * Simon Pegg and Dylan Moran in ''Film/RunFatboyRun'' go back and forth between [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeKsN-SNyxc fighting like little girls, and attempting pro-wrestling moves on each other.]] |
| 131 | * In ''Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice'', two martial artist marionettes square off, and then are simply bumped into each other while their legs and arms flail about. DVD commentary reveals that this was done through an odd combination of RuleOfFunny and UncannyValley: the puppeteers were perfectly capable of having the puppets do more complex, realistic motions throughout the movie, but it was deliberately oversimplified because it's funny and realistic motion was actually a little creepy. |
| 132 | * The actual fight in the Kurosawa-penned film ''Film/VendettaForASamurai'' between Kazuya and Matagoro, who are so scared to fight each other that Mataemon actually has to shout encouragement at Kazuya to finish him off. The fight between Rokusuke and another man is just as awkward and clumsy. |
| 133 | * In ''Film/TheWildHunt'', the [=LARPers=] don't actually know how to sword fight. Their in-game duels are just childish flailing, often followed by arguing. This is all subverted in the end when things [[LetsGetDangerous get dangerous]]. |
| 134 | [[/folder]] |
| 135 | |
| 136 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 137 | * In ''A Barrel of Laughs a Vale of Tears'' by Creator/JulesFeiffer, the hero and his enemy have a ridiculous "battle" in a forest of knee-high trees. The enemy is such a bad swordsman, the hero just moves from side to side, avoiding his blows, till he is too tired to fight anymore. |
| 138 | * ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid'': Greg and Rowley's interrupted "fight" toward the end of the first book amounted to this. Greg, who admits he's never gotten into a fistfight before, didn't know how he should hold his fists. Meanwhile, Rowley was just prancing around like a leprechaun (in Greg's words). Neither of them actually hit the other before it was cut short by [[spoiler:the vengeful teenagers from Halloween]]. |
| 139 | * The Creator/TomHolt novel ''Literature/FallingSideways'' has the main character get into a fight with another man on a UFO. Following both of them making asses of themselves and falling around, the non-protagonist one is defeated when he ''slides into the wall and knocks himself out''. The narration actually lampshades how balanced it was, with neither having any meaningful ability to hurt the other. |
| 140 | * The climax of Robert J. Sawyer's novel ''Literature/{{Frameshift}}'' involves a fight between the scientist hero and a fugitive Nazi war criminal. The scientist is suffering from Huntington's disease, and the Nazi is nearly ninety years old, so at least it's even. |
| 141 | * ''Literature/TheIliad'' features a downplayed example in the duel between Menelaus and Paris--Menelaus is noted by Apollo to be a second-rate fighter, and Paris is good with a bow but otherwise weak and inexperienced. Consequently, the duel between the two is a rather pathetic affair, with both of them failing to do any damage with their initial javelin tosses (Paris misses entirely) before Menelaus breaks his own sword on Paris's helmet and resorts to simply [[CombatBreakdown trying to strangle Paris with his own helmet straps]] (Paris fails to respond to any of this). Contrast this with the duel between Hector and Ajax later on, both of whom are said to be among the best warriors on either side, and far more noticeably bring their A-game. |
| 142 | * The catacomb fight between George and Joplin of ''Literature/LockwoodAndCo'' (two unathletic academics, one of whom has [[spoiler:broken his glasses]]) isn't actually shown on-page, but another character who saw it describes it as like "watching two schoolgirls squabble over a scented pencil". |
| 143 | * Near the end of ''Literature/{{Lolita}}'', a pair of middle-aged perverts engage in a deadly version of this. |
| 144 | * It's noted in ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' that the tussle between Frodo and Gollum on Mount Doom is a pretty sad arrangement. Not only are they both {{Hobbits}} and therefore not all that strong to begin with (and Frodo has barely any combat experience to speak of), but they've both been spending the past few weeks starving, stressed to the bone, and traveling over rough terrain, meaning they're very nearly at the end of their physical ropes; Frodo can barely even walk. |
| 145 | * Towards the end of ''[[Literature/TheSpaceTrilogy Perelandra]]'', Ransom -- an aging {{UsefulNotes/Oxbridge}} professor -- fights [[spoiler:the similarly unfit, but demon-possessed, Weston]]. It's the [[PlayedForDrama dramatic]] version of this trope, but that doesn't keep a few parts from being funny. |
| 146 | -->'''Ransom:''' In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost, here goes -- I mean Amen. |
| 147 | * In the Christopher Shasteff novel ''The Secular Wizard'', two characters wind up getting in a fight like this because they're unarmed but have only been trained to fight with swords so they haven't got the slightest idea what they're doing and just keep landing painful but ineffective blows. |
| 148 | * In the ''Literature/TheInfiniteAndTheDivine'', the first physical clash between Orikan the Diviner and Trazyn the Infinite is noted to barely avoid being this only by virtue of both having had their mind transferred to [[SkeleBot9000 extremely strong and durable bodies millennia ago]] and that the sight of an old spindly nerd fighting a hunchback librarian would have been comical otherwise. |
| 149 | [[/folder]] |
| 150 | |
| 151 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 152 | * As stated in the audio commentary, any fights between the Bluth boys in ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' were staged to show that none of them had any idea what they were doing. |
| 153 | * ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'': |
| 154 | ** Howard and Raj engage in a wrestling match to decide [[ItMakesSenseInContext which of them would be the better superhero]]. They spend 45 minutes just circling each other, trading superhero-style insults, and never once make physical contact. |
| 155 | ** In "Hofstader-Cooper Polarization" Leonard and Sheldon get into a fight at a physics lecture, which gets recorded and put on Website/YouTube by Howard. They are both embarrassed by how silly they look. |
| 156 | --->'''Leonard:''' Oh jeez, does that suit really look that bad?\ |
| 157 | '''Sheldon:''' Forget about your suit, look at my arms. I'm like a flamingo on Ritalin! |
| 158 | * In an episode of ''Series/BlackBooks'', Bernard and Fran decide to settle a dispute in the usual way, which is apparently by turning their faces away and childishly slapping at each other until Fran grabs Bernard's hair and forces him to say "Peanuts". |
| 159 | * Xander-vs-Harmony in ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'''s, "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS4E7TheInitiative The Initiative]]". Of course, even apart from the magic military skills, [[RuleOfFunny Xander was supposed to know how to fight]]. Harmony, naturally, was a moron even as a vampire. Notable for being one of the few times a vampire character ''averts'' EverybodyWasKungFuFighting. The slow-motion and dramatic combat music makes the whole scene even more awesome. |
| 160 | * ''Series/DoctorWho'': "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E1WarriorsOfTheDeep Warriors of the Deep]]" has an interesting sequence where the Fifth Doctor defeats a whole platoon of guards in hand-to-hand combat while constantly making it look like he has no idea how to fight. Why the Doctor is projecting ObfuscatingStupidity while being in the process of kicking arse is unclear. |
| 161 | * ''Series/DrakeAndJosh'' occasionally has the title characters get into slap fights. |
| 162 | * In ''Series/FreshMeat'', Howard gets into an argument with a big, tough-looking bloke over [[SeriousBusiness a library geology textbook]]. He agrees to meet outside the library to fight it out, but manages to get it put off a week... and spends the week desperately trying to learn how to fight, beginning with finding out whether you keep your thumb in or out when making a fist. The fight finally comes along... and it's over in five seconds when the other bloke dislocates his thumb, and Howard takes him to hospital. Turns out he didn't know how to make a fist either. |
| 163 | * ''Series/{{Friends}}'': |
| 164 | ** Rachel and Monica have one in "The One After the Super Bowl" when they start fighting over Jean Claude Van-Damme's affections. Phoebe eventually steps in and gets both of them to stop by pulling their hair. |
| 165 | ** Rachel gets in ''another'' slap fight with her sister Amy in ''TOW Rachel's Other Sister" when said sister acts like way too much of an AlphaBitch, going so far as to insult Rachel's baby daughter, which ends up [[BerserkButton setting her off]]. The two end up accidentally destroying one of Monica's fancy dinner plates, causing her to have a HeroicBSOD. |
| 166 | ** Phoebe's boyfriends, David (ex) and Mike (current) have a duel with their forefingers before Phoebe breaks it up "before someone gets hurt". |
| 167 | * ''Series/GameOfThrones'': |
| 168 | ** Joffrey's so-called fight with Arya. As described by Robert: "You let a little girl disarm you?" |
| 169 | ** When Sansa makes a threatening comment, Joffrey takes a step backwards. He retreats after a comment, made by someone who acted like an obedient puppy throughout the season. |
| 170 | * In the ''Music/GarfunkelAndOates'' TV Series, Riki and Kate come to blows with their former bandmate. All three of them are stoned out of their minds at the time, so the fight is an awkward slow-motion shoving match that ends when they all pass out. |
| 171 | * In the 1989 ''Series/GetSmart'' TV movie, a sidekick and a {{Mook}} grab decorative swords to fight each other, but they can barely lift them above waist level. |
| 172 | * In the fifth-season opener of ''Series/HeadOfTheClass'', Arvid and Dennis come to blows over the departure of Mr. Moore. For them, "coming to blows" involves a lot of weak slapping and nose-pulling. |
| 173 | * A sketch in ''Series/ImportantThingsWithDemetriMartin'' has two people attempt to break out fighting due to road rage, but neither is sure how to go about it, so they just keep yelling at each other to delay having to actually throw a punch or swing a tire iron. |
| 174 | * In ''Series/TheITCrowd'', [[LargeHam Douglas']] first appearance at his father's funeral was marked by him knocking over the coffin and getting embroiled in a ridiculous slap-fight with the officiating vicar. |
| 175 | * ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'' has Mac demonstrate his skills as [[TheBigGuy a valued member of the group]] by acting as a bouncer and kicking Charlie out of the bar. Charlie proceeds [[WinsByDoingAbsolutelyNothing to not fight back at all]], and Mac proves so incompetent at extricating Charlie that he tires himself out trying to drag away a limp body, culminating in a chokehold so disastrous that he actually suffocates ''himself.'' |
| 176 | * The dramatic version happens in ''Series/KamenRiderKuuga'': [[spoiler:During the final battle, Yusuke (Kuuga) and [[BigBad N-Daguva-Zeba]] damage each others' {{Transformation Trinket}}s, forcing them to revert to human form. At that point, the battle goes from {{Megaton Punch}}es and [[KillItWithFire pyrokinesis]] to two ordinary men stumbling wearily and throwing clumsy punches that spatter their blood on [[SnowMeansDeath the freshly-fallen snow]].]] |
| 177 | * Abe and Craig's CockFight in ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle'', mostly consisting of slapping and pushing. |
| 178 | * ''Series/MurdochMysteries'': Rival inventors Karl Schreyer and Ernest Harding have an off-screen fight that Harding embarrassedly describes as "a lot of arms flailing about. Neither of us were exactly pugilists." |
| 179 | * In ''Series/NedsDeclassifiedSchoolSurvivalGuide'', Ned and Cookie had a spat over a "spelling bee" clique taking Cookie away from Ned and splitting them up. They even had fight announcers trying to do a play-by-play but they quickly realized that the fight consisted of mostly {{Ass Kicking Pose}}s and nothing else. |
| 180 | * In ''Series/NewTricks'', Gerry and Brian get into one of these fights after an argument about whether one gets paid more than the other spirals a bit out of control. Sandra and Jack, who walk in on them part way through, are greatly amused, particularly when they sheepishly try to pass it off as tripping over a chair once they realize they've been caught out. |
| 181 | %%* The Cha boys in ''Series/ProtectTheBoss''. |
| 182 | * One utterly anticlimactic battle of the British ''Series/RobotWars'' series, no matter how much the announcer tried to play it up. Afterwards: |
| 183 | -->'''Creator/CraigCharles:''' I was going to say, "Let's look at the highlights of that battle"... but there weren't any. |
| 184 | * ''Series/TheSlammer'': Happens when the Governor and the governor of the Russian version of the Slammer catch each other attempting to sabotage the props. It degenerates into them attempting to slap each other at arm's length. |
| 185 | * ''Series/YesDear'' has Greg and a recurring minor character do this twice. |
| 186 | [[/folder]] |
| 187 | |
| 188 | [[folder:Music Videos]] |
| 189 | * Music/{{Gorillaz}}: In the video for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLnkQAeMbIM "Dirty Harry"]], two of the kids from the chorus exchange blind slaps at one point. |
| 190 | [[/folder]] |
| 191 | |
| 192 | [[folder:Podcasts]] |
| 193 | * ''Podcast/DiceFunk'' season 3: Stellarosa arrives in Illium and [[ItMakesSenseInContext her sister's wild magic clone]] immediately assaults her... it doesn't end with any dignity. |
| 194 | -->'''Austin:''' ''[checks strength contest results]'' a 4 and a 1... it's the saddest slapfight in the history of mankind. They land zero blows and deal ''negative damage.'' |
| 195 | * The ''Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}'' version of ''Film/TheMatrixRevolutions'' briefly turns the climactic fight into one of these. |
| 196 | -->'''Mike:''' And -- ''fight!''\ |
| 197 | '''Kevin and Bill:''' ''[frantic, effete grunting]'' Enh! Enh! Enh! Enh! Enh!\ |
| 198 | '''Bill:''' ''[childish whining]'' Cut it out, you knob!\ |
| 199 | '''Kevin:''' ''[whining]'' No, ''you're'' the knob! MOM!\ |
| 200 | '''Bill:''' ''[whining]'' Ow... |
| 201 | [[/folder]] |
| 202 | |
| 203 | [[folder:Sports]] |
| 204 | * Hockey fights in general usually consist of both combatants doing something along the lines of "stand relatively still and punch him in the face until he goes down". Very often there's no punching, just two guys grabbing each other by the jersey, trying to pull the other guy's over his head. |
| 205 | * Same can be said for the so-called "brawls" in basketball and baseball; generally speaking in baseball, a player will charge someone, get tackled before or after he puts the player he was targeting in a bearhug, a dogpile happens, a whole bunch of people mill around while the more agitated players make a show of needing to be held back but making no effort to actually break lose, before both teams go back to their dugouts with zero punches thrown, while in basketball, the players will just grab at each other before teammates and refs pull them apart, if a punch is thrown, it'll be a sucker punch that sees the puncher then run the length of the court to avoid actually having to fight. |
| 206 | * Pretty much any "fight" in soccer matches is embarrassing. Generally players square up to each other and are dragged apart by teammates/officials before anything major can happen. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFLeTm46CqQ Sometimes even when they're on the same team.]] |
| 207 | * Almost any wrestling match where two managers and/or comic relief wrestlers go against each other. Santino Marella and Chavo Guerrero had an ongoing feud that mostly consisted of these. |
| 208 | [[/folder]] |
| 209 | |
| 210 | [[folder:Tabletop Games]] |
| 211 | * ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragonsFifthEdition'': Unlike previous editions, in Fifth Edition it's possible to deal zero damage with a successful attack if your strength or dexterity score is low enough (previously, any successful attack would deal a minimum of one point of damage regardless of the damage roll). Unarmed strike damage in 5E is 1+your strength modifier unless you have a feat, class, or racial ability that increases it. That means that a pair of characters with strength scores of 9 (which is a modifier of -1) or lower can get into a fistfight and be completely unable to injure each other. |
| 212 | [[/folder]] |
| 213 | |
| 214 | [[folder:Theatre]] |
| 215 | * In general, it's a lot easier for a theater to stage one of these than an expert-caliber fight. Slow, looping attacks are easily countered, so they're less likely to seriously hurt one of the actors. |
| 216 | %%* Viola vs. Sir Andrew Aguecheek in Creator/WilliamShakespeare's ''Theatre/TwelfthNight''. |
| 217 | [[/folder]] |
| 218 | |
| 219 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 220 | * Ryu's default attack animation in ''VideoGame/BreathOfFireIII'' at the start of the game. He holds his sword out at arm's length and turns away in panic as he waves it around. He does grow out of it pretty quickly, though. |
| 221 | * In ''VideoGame/BugFables'', during the fight with [[PaperTiger General Ultimax]], when all of his troops are defeated, he will resort to attacking via slapping. [[spoiler:He also does so when he pops out of his destroyed tank in Chapter 6.]] |
| 222 | * In ''VideoGame/{{Bully}}'', this is the fighting style of the Nerds. Goes without saying that they're the weakest enemies in the game [[WeakButSkilled which they compensate via DIY weapons]]. |
| 223 | * Given the wide array of combat options and the [[ArtificialStupidity quirky A.I.]], combat in ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'' tends to resemble this, unarmed combat in particular. The A.I. is especially prone to grabbing any part of their target in reach, only to let go upon realizing what they grabbed can't be put into a joint lock. |
| 224 | * Tifa vs. Scarlet in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII''. Tifa has ''punched robots to death'' and [[CherryTapping she engages in a]] ''[[CatFight slap fight]].'' A bit ridiculous? Perhaps. Utterly satisfying? '''[[Awesome/FinalFantasyVII Yes!]]''' Of course given that Tifa ''can'' punch robots to death, it makes sense that she'd hold back on a completely normal human with no special training. |
| 225 | * Often happens for comedic effect in videos made in ''VideoGame/GarrysMod'' (using invisible thrusters attached to limbs). |
| 226 | * ''VideoGame/LegoDimensions'' has LEGO Batman [[Funny/LegoDimensions doing this with]] ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie''[='s=] Batman [[ThereCanBeOnlyOne over who's Batman.]] |
| 227 | * Fio Germi from ''VideoGame/MetalSlug'' is a [[SubvertedTrope subversion]]; she's a [[GirlyGirl girly]], [[note]][[AllThereInTheManual her favorite possession is her teddy bear and her hobbies include ballroom dancing and embroidery]] [[/note]] but [[BadassAdorable dangerous]] military officer with a [[OneManArmy huge body count]]. As such, her melee attacks include comical, timid slapping at enemies with her eyes closed… which is [[FingerPokeOfDoom as lethal as]] when she decides to just stab them. |
| 228 | * ''VideoGame/{{Omori}}'': [[spoiler:Most fights in the real world are indicated to be these kind of fights, what with Sunny only being able to ineffectively punch and Kel just throwing a basketball at people. The only subversions come when either Sunny is daydreaming a power fantasy, or when one participant brings in a bladed weapon.]] |
| 229 | * ''VideoGame/Tekken8'': Hwoarang's ending ends with this between him and Jin. The two of them are obviously skilled fighters, but they're on speeding motorcycles at the time so they're left trying to deliver weak, ineffective kicks and slaps due to having no leverage. |
| 230 | * ''VideoGame/TotallyAccurateBattleSimulator'' (and its equally goofy BattleRoyaleGame spinoff ''Totally Accurate Battlegrounds'') feature characters who look like googly-eyed ''WesternAnimation/{{Gumby}}'' knockoffs. Lacking things such as fingers, manual dexterity, or basic competence, the wobbly modeling-clay humanoids will often resort to very clumsy combat options if they run out of weapons or are otherwise unarmed. It's not uncommon for battles to come down to two or more procedurally generated idiots attempting to awkwardly slap the other one senseless. This goes double for ''Battlegrounds'', where weapon diversity is high and makes finding compatible ammunition difficult. This deliberately forces players to deal with melee combat, often reduced to undignified noodle-armed flailing if they can't find a proper melee weapon in time. |
| 231 | [[/folder]] |
| 232 | |
| 233 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 234 | * The fight between Leslie and Marcus in ''WebAnimation/DoraleousAndAssociates''. Especially funny since it's CombatByChampion between the Wetalds and Callas (Neebs killed Callas' two best guys through a misunderstanding and suggested Worst vs. Worst). |
| 235 | * In a WebAnimation/FloatingHands ''ComicBook/XMen'' parody, one of these culminates… between Emma Frost and Dark Phoenix! |
| 236 | * Hand-to-hand combat in the ''[[Fanfic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences Full Life Consequences]]'' machinima videos mostly consists of this if the fanfic itself doesn't go into specifics. |
| 237 | * On ''WebAnimation/LesKassos'', the "Knights of the Horoscope" (parodying ''Manga/SaintSeiya'' characters) fight between themselves with light slaps -- fittingly, as they're very much CampGay. |
| 238 | * ''WebAnimation/RobotboxAndCactus'': In "X-Mess", after being built up with zoom-ins and speed lines, the fight between the Plant Monster and Santa Claus ends up being them each slapping the other while turned away and wincing. |
| 239 | * In ''WebAnimation/RWBYChibi'', Ruby and Weiss have a duel after they get tired of each other's shenanigans. They draw their weapons, charge at each other, leap into the air... then toss away their weapons and devolve into this. |
| 240 | * ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF5fIHhsHeM ScientLOLojyuuichi!!]]'', a satire of The ChurchOfHappyology, depicts the final battle between Creator/TomCruise and Anonymous this way. |
| 241 | * In ''[[WebAnimation/SuperMarioGlitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', whenever the titular [=SMG4=] and his (former) archenemy [=SMG3=] are face-to-face with no meme armies to command or weapons in sight, they ''always'' default to slap-fights. |
| 242 | * In ''Wither Skeleton Encounter'' by WebAnimation/SlamacowCreations, Slamacow and the skeleton resort to the classing arm flailing slap fight after both of them end up dropping their swords into lava. |
| 243 | * In ''WebAnimation/XRayAndVav'' our titular heroes devolve into this after their frustrations towards each other reach their breaking point when X-Ray tries to zap Vav. Hilda says it's the most pathetic thing ever... until she sees Dragonface's fight with Dwayne. And for the record, Dwayne's a ''rock''. |
| 244 | [[/folder]] |
| 245 | |
| 246 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 247 | * ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'': |
| 248 | ** [[ChivalrousPervert Tedd]] [[VitriolicBestBuds and]] [[StrawFeminist Susan]] finally end up [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny coming to blows]]... over ''Franchise/StarTrek''. In the strip named [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2004-10-29 "Red Alert: Insert Original Series Duel Music Here"]] and referred to as a "sissy slap-fight" ever after. |
| 249 | ** [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-03-16 Return of the sissy slap-fight!]] Over the same subject. This time complete with a {{facepalm}}ing witness. |
| 250 | ** A sissy slap-fight [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-03-28 as a sign of friendship]] in one {{flashback}}. |
| 251 | ** [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1970 It returns]] during this time involving cards from a ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'' / ''Duel Monsters'' {{Expy}}. |
| 252 | ** In a Pokemon parody arc, the first rival battle where both trainers have only their starting Pokemon, and know nothing stronger than tackle is portrayed this way. "Gracemander" and "Shellgrace" (representing Charmander and Squirtle respectively) are shown [[http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/gam-05 childishly flailing at each other.]] |
| 253 | * Justified in ''Webcomic/JL8'', as they're still kids having [[http://limbero.org/jl8/34 a tussle on the playground]]... even if it's [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bruce]] and ComicBook/{{Lex|Luthor}}. |
| 254 | * In the original ''WebComic/NuzlockeComics'', [[http://www.nuzlocke.com/comics/pokemon-hard-mode/page/55/ this]] is how the first battle against the rival was depicted, with "Red"'s Charmander and Gary's Squirtle ineffectually slapping at one another until the former won out. |
| 255 | -->''And it was a battle for the ages.'' |
| 256 | * Kass in ''Webcomic/OutOfPlacers'' finally snaps and starts [[http://www.valsalia.com/comic/out-of-placers/oops-24/ a wimp fight]] against [[AlphaBitch Matriarch Vizlet]]. Apparently this is one way female Yinglets can settle things. |
| 257 | * When Dexter and Mandark finally square off in ''Webcomic/PowerpuffGirlsDoujinshi'', they start out with some dramatic poses and then end up in a sissy slap-fight, as a direct reference to the original show (see Western Animation). THEN they pull out all the stops for a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown with advanced combat technology. |
| 258 | * ''Webcomic/{{Rebloom}}'': When the Cookies of Darkness try to get White Lily Cookie's dark magic back, Strawberry Crepe Cookie and Custard Cookie III's "fight" consists entirely of childish arguing. |
| 259 | * [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1731 In a strip]] of ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''. "It's like a [[{{Deconstruction}} pathetic real life version]] of ''ComicBook/ScottPilgrim''..." |
| 260 | * ''Webcomic/ScandinaviaAndTheWorld'': when America and Sweden try to encourage Canada and Denmark to have a fight over Hans Island, they do so... [[http://satwcomic.com/epic-battle by waving flags at each other.]] |
| 261 | * ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}'' has Ethan and Jacob getting into a [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2009/comic/book-9/11-nerdfight/hamsterfight/ nerd fight]] over who has the better rogues gallery, Batman or Spider-Man. [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2009/comic/book-9/11-nerdfight/touchme/ Robin]] still finds it [[GuyOnGuyIsHot erotic]]. |
| 262 | * In ''Webcomic/StandStillStaySilent'', two talk show guests devolve into this after insulting each other. A third person present calls for a tazer. |
| 263 | * In ''Webcomic/{{Uprooted|2022}}'', Act 4's "Plan B: Violence" is just Zip engaging in a slap fight with a Peashooter. |
| 264 | [[/folder]] |
| 265 | |
| 266 | [[folder:Websites]] |
| 267 | * The 2009 Halloween storyline on ''Website/GaiaOnline'' featured a huge war between two gods. By the end, they had both lost all divinity and were nothing more than mortals, and all their followers had abandoned them, leaving the two pathetically struggling to kill each other in the middle of an empty battlefield. |
| 268 | [[/folder]] |
| 269 | |
| 270 | [[folder:Web Videos]] |
| 271 | * Sadly, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW33qFi28d0 this is what would actually happen]] if you gave untrained people [[LaserBlade lightsabers]]. |
| 272 | * The Website/ChannelAwesome anniversary crossovers raise this to an art form. Though in ''WebVideo/SuburbanKnights'', the guy playing [[BigBad Malachite]] [[TheCastShowOff shows he actually knows karate.]] WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob on the other hand averts the trope and these usually end up brutal and violent. The punch he gave to WebVideo/ObscurusLupa was [[ThrowItIn accidentally a real one.]] Unless Kung Tai Ted is involved, at which point the trope is played straight. |
| 273 | * Turns out [[http://youtu.be/oee7DnWJSw0 this is how]] penguins fight each other. As ''Website/{{Cracked}}'' puts it: |
| 274 | -->When they fight, it is the greatest thing in the entire animal kingdom, because there is virtually no effort put into it at all. They just kind of stand around halfheartedly squawking at each other until one of them gets up the energy and motivation to swing a flipper. If it makes contact, so be it. It just bounces off with a soft, barely audible *pop*, while the other penguin looks on with a disinterested "How dare you?" |
| 275 | * Speaking of ''Website/{{Cracked}}'', the "Worst Fight Club Ever" sketch sees Dan O'Brian and Cody Johnston called upon to fight each other as part of the titular fight club. When their fight eventually degenerates into the two of them chasing each other round ''trying'' to get into one of these, they defend themselves by pointing out that they've never been in an actual fight before and so, unlike the characters [[Film/FightClub in the movie]], have no idea what to do. |
| 276 | -->'''Dan:''' Yeah, I don't wanna... punch Cody.\ |
| 277 | '''Cody:''' ''[horrified]'' In the ''face?!''\ |
| 278 | '''Dan:''' Yeah, that's probably what I would have done.\ |
| 279 | '''Cody:''' No! I would have hated that!\ |
| 280 | '''Dan:''' I figured! That's why I didn't do it. |
| 281 | * ''WebVideo/EatYourKimchi'': In their ''TL;DR'' video explaining that they don't fight has Simon and Martina fake a slap fight. |
| 282 | * ''WebVideo/EpicNPCMan'': The short [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJT23BvjWMM "Temporary Power"]] leads to a sissy slap-fight between Greg the NPC and the Adventurer when the latter refuses to let go of the temporary secret weapon. Mocked by the closed captioning, which reads "**masculine fighting sounds**" when this happens. |
| 283 | * WebVideo/{{Hadriex}} attempts to fight like that [[https://youtu.be/TvANZRUvmWM?t=3m47s in live action.]] |
| 284 | * ''WebVideo/KungTaiTed'' is about a paunchy martial arts fan who dissects cinematic fight scenes while showing off his own complete lack of skills. Any fight he gets into with his equally unskilled rivals invariably falls under this trope. |
| 285 | * ''Film/NoobLaQueteLegendaire'' reaches a point where Sparadrap is trying to keep information away from his younger brother, who lives under the same roof as him in real life and really wants it. Sparadrap quickly gets tired of the harassment and decides the only solution is to "beat up" his brother. The combination of the "beating up" and his brother's self-defense ends up like this, to the point that when they start calming down and actually start talking about each other's reasons, they are still sluggishly hitting on each other with stuffed animals. |
| 286 | %%* Billy in the SNES ''Franchise/PowerRangers'' game has to cover his head when he attacks, and generally fight like a wuss... at least until he morphs. |
| 287 | * Most of the characters in ''WebVideo/StupidMarioBrothers'' such as UPS, Fed Ex, Luigi, and Kamek fight using this. Kamek even referred to it as Slap Combat. |
| 288 | [[/folder]] |
| 289 | |
| 290 | [[folder:Real Life]] |
| 291 | * House cats do this when they're trying to get each other to go away, hissing and batting each other with their paws but keeping their claws carefully sheathed to avoid actual injury. |
| 292 | * Children engage in such fights often. Sometimes it's only playing and sometimes they have a legitimate argument. |
| 293 | [[/folder]] |
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