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1	Standard DomCom plot in which parents ponder over who will take custody of their children should some tragedy befall them. This can play out in a number of ways:
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3	* If there are multiple candidates, they will jealously compete with one another and attempt to curry the parents' favor, not unlike a political campaign;
4	* If the show features a [[SitcomCharacterArchetypes Goofball]] or StrawLoser, this one will be summarily ruled out from the outset. Expect this character to enact a ZanyScheme in an attempt to prove his/her worthiness, only for it to bomb spectacularly. Only, it doesn't bomb, really; despite the apparent failure, the scheme will actually prove that the character cares deeply about the children... which is what the parents were looking for all along.
5	* For [[HilarityEnsues added comedy value]], the person(s) ultimately selected may not want the job.
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7	Not to be confused with TakingTheKids.
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15	* The conclusion of this trope is the basis of the 2010 film ''Film/LifeAsWeKnowIt.''
16	* Drives the plot of ''Film/RaisingHelen'', as the kids go not to the strait-laced, responsible older sister, who already has a husband and a couple of kids of her own, but to the [[ChildrenRaiseYou free-wheeling younger sister.]] Neither sister really understands this decision until the end of the movie.
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20	* The aversion of this is what kicks off ''Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents''. Rather than name a guardian for their children, the Baudelaires decide that they should go to any person the executor of their will feels like assigning them to, so long as they are somehow related. Rather than carefully considering who would be the best choice for this task, said executor chooses their absurdly distant cousin [[BigBad Count Olaf]] (who they've never even ''heard of'' before) [[DepartmentOfChildDisservices on the grounds that his house is on the way to the train station, which enables him to drop them off on the way to work without disrupting his schedule]]. After Olaf's treachery is revealed, they are sent to live with several other guardians whose relation to them is even more questionable, each of whom is ultimately unable to protect them when Olaf once again returns.
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24	* ''Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond'': Both sets of grandparents are ruled out (Debra's parents because her father drinks a lot, Ray's parents because -- they're Ray's parents). The couple they eventually choose declines the honor because ''they'' don't want to deal with Frank and Marie.
25	* ''Series/YesDear'' fulfills Point #2 to a Tee: Greg, unsure if he can trust Jimmy and Christine to raise Sammy, tests Jimmy by giving him a sum of money to do with as he chooses. Jimmy tries to start up several small businesses, all of which fail... but Greg is impressed because Jimmy was trying to create a job where he could spend time with his kids, thus proving he's a good father.
26	* ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen'': Alan upsets his brother Charlie and his mother when he admits that custody of Jake would go to a couple he knows in the event of his death rather than either of them. Charlie may be an irresponsible, drunken lout; but when Jake lands in the emergency room, Charlie's all over it. In the end, Alan decides that Charlie is the best guardian for Jake should something happen to him.
27	%%* ''Series/{{Roseanne}}''
28	%%* ''Series/HomeImprovement''
29	* The ''Series/{{Friends}}'' episode "The One With Rachel's Other Sister" has Ross and Rachel discussing who gets Emma. Said other sister is horrified that she's not on the list, just because she's a terrible self-centred person. Chandler is also annoyed that he's only on the list as long as Monica's part of the equation, although he later proves himself to be a better parent than they thought:
30	-->'''Chandler''': So let me get this straight. So my two friends die, I get Emma. Then my wife dies, then Emma -- the one tiny ray of hope left in my life -- gets taken away from me?
31	%%* ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle''
32	* In ''Series/MadAboutYou'', they agonize over selecting the godparents.
33	* In ''Series/BigLove'', the situation is accentuated in both seriousness and hilarity because the marriage in question is polygamous. Legally speaking, it's impossible to predict who would get the kids without clear, explicit instructions.
34	* Mitchell and Cameron go through this in one episode of ''Series/ModernFamily'', working out who will get custody of Lily if anything happens to them and testing out various members of the extended family by leaving Lily with them for a day.
35	* ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'': Marshall and Lily hold a game show-style contest to decide which of their three friends would make the best godfather to their son Marvin. Eventually they decide to let all three of them share custody.
36	* ''Series/That70sShow'': Brooke allows Kelso to choose the godparents of their unborn baby on his own. Donna and Eric are stunned when Kelso chooses Hyde and Jackie over them, believing them to be a more stable couple. Eventually, Kelso agrees to let Eric and Donna be the godparents, only for them to deny actually wanting it.
37	* ''Series/SchittsCreek'': When Roland and Jocelyn have a late in life baby, Roland asks Johnny Rose, who is in his seventies, to be the boy's godfather and take over parenting should anything happen. Johnny panics as he feels too old, but Jocelyn assures him that Roland has made the offer to several people so its fine.
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41	* In ''Webcomic/KevinAndKell'', the title couple went through every relative they could think of as a possible guardian for Coney, and finally settled on Lindesfarne, who was then still in high school (she is now a graduate student and married), but was still deemed the most level-headed, mature, reliable candidate available at the time. This arc starts at [[http://www.kevinandkell.com/1997/kk1006.html this strip]] and continues through that week.
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45	* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode ''[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS24E11TheChangingOfTheGuardian The Changing Of The Guardian]]'', Homer and Marge almost die when a tornado comes to Springfield, and while they survive, they realize that when they die, the state will take their kids unless they have a proper guardian. Their first choice is Herb, Homer's half brother, [[RunningGag but he's poor again]], then Patty and Selma, who prove themselves to be AbusiveParents to Selma's adopted daughter. They eventually do find a pair of guardians in Mav and Portia, a professional surfer and an environmental lawyer, respectively. The rest of the episode is Homer and Marge trying to get their kids back when they think Mav and Portia want to steal them.
46	* This happens in one episode of the AnimatedAdaptation of ''WesternAnimation/BabyBlues''.
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