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7	->''"While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained TO CONQUER GALAXIES!"''
8	-->-- '''[[EvilIsHammy Terl]]''', ''Film/BattlefieldEarth''
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10	''[[JustForFun/DescribeTopicHere I was describing tropes here while you were in kindergarten.]]''
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12	For some people, looking back at their past achievements is not a sign they are over the hill, but a sign that they've been awesome all along, and that the awesome just compounded over the years. This trope comes into play with them saying to younger people that they were doing awesome things when those younger people were too young to do anything great, or maybe even before they were a gleam in their parents' eyes, often in the form of "I was doing X while you were in diapers."
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14	Sometimes said by old people, but more often than not it is said by any adult character to claim that they have SeenItAll, or as a BadassBoast. It is unlikely to find a ChekhovsGun in those boasts, as those past experiences rarely become plot-relevant later on.
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16	A common variation is a LongLived character, or an [[{{Immortality}} immortal supernatural being]], stating "I was doing X while your ancestors were in diapers." Also, "I've forgotten more about X than you will ever know!"
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18	CulturalPosturing often involves this kind of statement, except that it's "my culture was awesome when your culture was still banging rocks together!"
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20	In real life, you ''really'' should keep this to a minimum, or better yet, not at all. It's very hard to do this without coming off as condescending or dismissive.
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22	Compare WhenIWasYourAge, YearsTooEarly.
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24	Contrast GloryDays.
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26	!!Examples:
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30	[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
31	* A variant occurs in ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaStrikers''. Hayate, speaking with Auris Gaiz, suggests that Auris' superior, Lieutenant Genderal Regius Gaiz, is somehow involved with the Jail Scaglietti incident. Auris then asks Hayate how long she has been with the Bureau, and the 19-year-old Hayate says she has been with them for 10 years. Auris then says that Regius has been in the Bureau for 40 years, and when Hayate was committing crimes to save her life during the Book of Darkness Incident,[[note]]Hayate was actually TakingTheHeat for the Wolkenritter[[/note]] Regius was upholding the law and defending the people, implying Hayate has no right to question him.
32	* ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'':
33	** [[EvilOldFolks Kakuzu]] makes a point of reminding his opponents that he once fought the First Hokage -- a man who's ''at least'' seventy years dead. Essentially, he fought the most powerful shinobi to ever live before any of the main characters were even born.
34	** Interestingly enough, the [[spoiler:Edo Tensei reanimated]] Second Mizukage remembers GrumpyOldMan Ohnoki, the current Tsuchikage, from when he was a child. Though it only ever comes up three times, Ohnoki fought Madara when he was ''a lot'' younger and remembers the encounter with fear. (It's implied that his fight with Madara is why he became a grumpy old shinobi as opposed to the WideEyedIdealist he was in his youth.)
35	* ''Manga/OnePiece'': During the Battle of Onigashima, Big Mom boasts to Eustass Kid and Trafalgar Law that she and Kaido have been Emperors of the Sea since before the Worst Generation were "Weaned off your mother's milk."
36	* This exchange from ''Anime/YuGiOh'' between Grandpa Solomon/Sugoroku Muto and Joey/Jonouchi during the KC Grand Prix:
37	-->'''Solomon/Sugoroku''': I was a Duel Monsters master while you were still running around in a dirty diaper, sonny-boy!
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40	[[folder:Audio Dramas]]
41	* In the ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'' drama ''The Legacy of Time: Collision Course'', when Leela suggests that maybe she'd be the best qualified to lead them through a jungle, the Doctor retorts "I was yomping through jungles when you were still in nappies! Leather nappies!" He immediately walks into a low-hanging branch.
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44	[[folder:Comic Books]]
45	* ''ComicBook/{{Batman}}'' comics and other adaptations often have Alfred invoke this trope. In the ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' animated series, Alfred tells the Flash that he had been working for the Wayne family "since Master Bruce was in diapers", and on several occasions when Batman brushes off Alfred's assistance or gets frustrated with him, Alfred is quick to remind Master Bruce that he was an [=MI6=] agent before he was born.
46	-->'''Batman:''' You think you know everything about me, don't you?\
47	'''Alfred:''' I diapered your bottom. I bloody well ought to. ''[[WithAllDueRespect Sir]].''
48	* ''ComicBook/DarkNightsMetal'' has Kendra Saunders claim that she's been fighting wars back when Wonder Woman was just a speck of dirt.
49	* ComicBook/DoctorStrange remarks in ''The Oath'' that he was patrolling New York City when "Spider-Man was in diapers." His faithful manservant [[ServileSnarker Wong]] chimes in "But he still gets lost in the outer boroughs."
50	* In the ''ComicBook/DuckTales'' comics, Scrooge tells one of the Beagle Boys that "I learned to fence while you were still crawling in diapers!"
51	* In ''ComicBook/{{Hawkman}}'' vol 5 #3, Hawkman, attacked by a flock of [[WingedHumanoid Fetherians]] tells them "You were born to fly. I was flying before your race was born!"
52	* In the sixth issue of the ''ComicBook/JusticeLeagueUnlimited'' tie-in comic, John Stewart tells fellow Green Lantern Zibar to stand down. Zibar responds by snapping that he's worn his ring before Stewart's sun was lit.
53	* ''ComicBook/LuckyLuke'':
54	** One story features an old-timer character in a wheelchair roping cattle. When Luke congratulates him, the old guy gives him the line.
55	** In the climax of the story called ''Ma' Dalton'', the elderly mother of the Dalton Brothers boasts about being a good shooter. [[spoiler:Too bad she's about to shoot the hero.]]
56	--->'''Ma' Dalton:''' I can shoot well [[spoiler:and I won't hesitate about using my gun, whether you draw yours or not]]! I was wielding weapons when you were still a baby!
57	* ''ComicBook/UltimateMarvel'':
58	** ''ComicBook/UltimateXMen'': Wraith has been nailing mutants for Weapon X before Cornelius discovered Corduroy.
59	** ''ComicBook/TheUltimates'': Herr Kleiser had been fighting Steve Rogers before Bruce Banner was even born.
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62	[[folder:Comic Strips]]
63	* In Part 2 of the ''Magazine/DoctorWhoMagazine'' comic strip "The Crystal Throne", the villain gives a BadassBoast to [[LizardFolk Madame Vastra]] about the number of fighting styles she's trained in. Vastra replies "Is that so? ''I'' learned to fight when your species [[SonOfAnApe still had tails]]!"
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66	[[folder:Fan Works]]
67	* ''Fanfic/PaganVengeance'': Juvage pulls this on himself when preparing to fight UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan: "He has forgotten more about fighting than I ever knew."
68	* In ''Fanfic/TheSecretLifeOfDolls'', Cleolinda decides to keep The Littlest Edward busy by having him take care of her My Little Ponies. When he protests this, she tells him he'd better look after them and do a damned good job of it, because the ponies are all vintage and "I have ''friends'' who are younger than this!"
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71	[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
72	* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Moana}}'', Maui's song "You're Welcome" has him bragging "What [[HasTwoThumbsAnd has two thumbs and pulled up the sky]] / While you were waddling yea-high? This guy!"
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75	[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
76	* A variation, but with upbringing instead of age, is done in ''Film/BattlefieldEarth''.
77	-->''"[[EvilIsHammy While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained TO CONQUER GALAXIES!]]"''
78	* In ''Film/BlueThunder'', Braddock says he was in the police force when new recruit Lymangood was "watching cartoons" and "eating a Fudgesicle".
79	* Sheriff Teasle does this to illustrate why he's so determined to find and kill Rambo in ''Film/FirstBlood'' after the latter had accidentally caused his asshole deputy's death:
80	-->'''Teasle:''' ''Look, goddamn it! That's Art Galt, boy; me and him were friends when your mama was still'' wipin' your '''nose!'''
81	* "I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!" snarls Moe Greene in ''Film/TheGodfather''.
82	* From ''Film/TheLifeAndDeathOfColonelBlimp'':
83	-->''"I was a soldier... when you were nothing more than a toss between a boy and a girl's name."''
84	* ''Film/Mandy1952'': When Ackland and Searle are fighting over how the deaf school should be run, Ackland says, "I was working for this school when you were still a boy!"
85	* From ''Film/OBrotherWhereArtThou'':
86	-->'''Vernon T. Waldrip:''' I can't switch sides in the middle of a campaign. Especially to work for a man who lacks moral fiber.\
87	'''Pappy O'Daniel:''' Moral fiber? Why, you little pasty-face sumbitch. I invented moral fiber! Pappy O'Daniel was displaying rectitude and high-mindedness when that egghead you work for was still messing his drawers!
88	* ''Film/ParachuteJumper'': Bill, an ex-Marine pilot, is trying to get a job with the parachute stunt pilots. He is asked if he has any experience. He says "I was flying airplanes when you thought a joystick was a lollipop!".
89	* A variant of this occurs in ''Film/PointBreak1991'' with Angelo telling Johnny "I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face!" He does it again later on to a somewhat older man: "I was in this bureau when you were still popping zits on your funny little face and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalogue."
90	* In ''Film/TheRock'', during his negotiations with the government, General Hummell calls out the White House Chief of Staff, reminding him that he and his men were in combat when the Chief was 9 years old.
91	* One elf in ''Film/TheSantaClause'' dislikes [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld being mistaken for a kid]]. "I have pointy shoes that are older than you."
92	* In ''Film/ShowBoat'', Windy [=McLain=] tells Sheriff Ike Vallon, "I was keel-boatin' while you was runnin' bare-foot 'round the landin'."
93	* ''Film/{{Skyfall}}'': Kincaid, the groundskeeper at the Bond family estate, gives a nicely understated BadassBoast when they hear the dogs barking, showing a bunch of mooks have just turned up.
94	-->'''Bond:''' Are you ready?\
95	'''Kincaid:''' I was ready before you were born, son.
96	* ''Franchise/StarTrek'':
97	** Encountering Captain Terell and Commander Chekov on Ceti Alpha V in ''Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan'', Khan Noonien Singh tells Terell and Chekov that appealing to Khan's people was useless as these people had sworn themselves to him 200 years before Terell and Chekov were born.
98	** In ''Film/StarTrekGenerations'', Kirk says this about Picard's grandfather being in diapers. The problem that many fans noticed was the context of the line was why he should enjoy a form of retirement, which directly contradicts scenes both before and after this, within the very movie. The funny thing about this line is that it's ''not true.'' Kirk, for all his recent knowledge that the man he's speaking to is from the future, is only seventy two years older than Picard. While this is no small age gap, he was probably having adventures while Picard's ''father'' was in diapers, not his grandfather.
99	*** Kirk entered service approximately 50 years before Picard was born. If we assume he and at least one of his parents were born when their own parents were in their twenties, it works out.
100	* This exchange from ''Film/UndercoverVsUndercover''. The speaker is the elderly bombmaker known as "The Master", and she's taunting one of the comparatively younger heroes while in the middle of a car chase, though the trope somewhat loses its effect when nobody else can hear it over the sound of speeding vehicles and explosions:
101	-->'''The Master:''' You think you can arrest me, you punk? I've been racing ever since you're sucking on your mother's tits!
102	* ''Film/XMenFilmSeries'':
103	** ''Film/X2XMenUnited'': Colonel Stryker says this to Senator Kelly (or who he thinks is Kelly).
104	--->''"I was piloting Black Ops missions in the jungles of North Vietnam while you were sucking on your mama's tit at Woodstock, Kelly."'' [[note]]Stryker's actor Brian Cox is only 28 days older than Kelly's actor Bruce Davison.[[/note]]
105	** ''Film/XMenTheLastStand'': Beast pulls one of these on Wolverine, but, unbeknownst to both, the former is approximately ''110 years younger'' than the latter.
106	--->''"My boy, I have been fighting for mutant rights since before you had claws."''
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109	[[folder:Literature]]
110	* ''Literature/SixteenThirtyTwo'': Paul Santee ends up ''on the receiving end'' when he offers to teach Ruth Tippett how to handle a shotgun. Santee is a [[TheVietnamVet Vietnam War veteran]] and the story begins in the year 2000.
111	-->'''Ruth:''' Son, I been huntin' pheasants in these here hills since you was in diapers, and you ain't a young man.
112	* In ''[[Literature/AnneOfGreenGables Anne's House of Dreams]]'', Miss Cornelia uses this to crush an obnoxious minister.
113	* In ''Literature/TheCandyShopWar'', Nate tells Mr. Stott that [[spoiler:Belinda White]] has claimed that Hanaver Mills is her ancestor. Mr. Stott's response? "[[spoiler:Belinda White]] has been using magic since Hanaver Mills was in diapers."
114	* ''Literature/CradleSeries'': Ziel advanced through his world's PowerLevels at a breakneck pace, so he's able to say something like this to someone only a few years younger than him ([[BrokenAce with a caveat]]).
115	-->'''Ziel:''' I was fighting with Sages before you were a Copper. Then again, [[BreakTheHaughty I lost]]. So never mind.
116	* In ''[[Literature/{{Flashman}} Flashman and the Mountain of Light]]'', General Gough says to his intelligence officer: "I was fightin', ''[=an'=]'' gatherin' intelligence, while your ''grandfather'' hadn't got the twinkle in his eye yet."
117	* ''Literature/GhostsOfTomorrow'': When Griffin tells his boss Phil that he's 20, Phil mutters something about diapers.
118	* In ''Literature/ICthulhu'' the title character says it "slimed out of the dark stars when your most eldritch nightmares were suckling at their mothers’ pseudomammaria".
119	* ''Literature/JoelSuzuki'': In ''Fable of the Fatewave'', Blackspore tells Fireflower, "I was a master Wavemaker long before you knew how to tune your instrument."
120	* [[JustForFun/XMeetsY Meets]] OlderThanTheyThink in ''[[http://www.kipling.org.uk/poems_junkandhow.htm The Junk and the Dhow]]'' by Creator/RudyardKipling, reminding his compatriots that being kings of the sea currently doesn't mean they gave baby Poseidon his first trident:
121	-->But before and before, and ever so long before\
122	And such contrivances were used
123	* In ''Literature/NakedCameTheStranger'', Gillian suggests that Ernie drink his martinis slowly instead of downing them in one gulp. Ernie snarls, "I'll drink what I fucking please. I was drinking when you were still using candles on yourself."
124	* In ''Literature/{{Neuromancer}}'', the Finn wearily observes "I gotta pair a ''shoes'' older than you."
125	* In ''Literature/NorthangerAbbey'', Catherine is surprised to discover that her love interest Henry Tilney shares her enjoyment of Gothic novels. He cheerfully replies that given how much older he is, he's almost certainly read lots ''more'' of them than she has.
126	* In the Creator/EdmondHamilton sci-fi tale ''Literature/ThePro'', a science fiction writer meets some astronauts -- which include his own son -- about to go on an expedition to Mars, and there's some banter exchanged.
127	-->"Don't you get smart with me," he said. "I wrote the lot of you. When you were drooling in your cribs I was making you up out of ink and sweat and the necessity to pay the bills. And what did you do, you ungrateful little bastards? You all came true."
128	* ''Literature/ReservedForTheCat'': Thomas loses patience with Jonathon's snarking.
129	-->''"Do not mock me, Jemmie Hightower. And keep a civil tongue in your head. I knew your uncle, and I knew you when you were still in [[UsefulNotes/BritishEnglish nappies]]."''
130	* ''Literature/TheSagaOfDarrenShan'': Mr. Crepsley, while saving the life of one of Darren's friends (in exchange for Darren becoming a vampire), tells Darren to "have some faith in someone who was doing this long before your grandfather was born."
131	* In ''Literature/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineRelaunch'', the Ferengi politician Kain has the following retort when criticized by a colleague: "You watch it, boy. I was cheating Yridians when your mother was too young to chew food."
132	* ''Literature/TheUncomplainingCorpses'': Private detective Michael Shayne's FriendOnTheForce, Chief Will Gentry, helps him in part because Gentry dislikes his rival and Shayne's enemy, Chief Peter Painter. A scornful Gentry says that "I was running this department when Painter was wearing a safety pin instead of a belt buckle."
133	* In the ''Literature/WarriorCats'' series, Mudclaw is told to show more respect to his dying leader, Tallstar, because Tallstar was leader when Mudclaw was a kit mewling in the nursery.
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136	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
137	* ''Series/BuckRogersInTheTwentyFifthCentury'': Blatant lampshading in the episode "Planet of the Slave Girls", when retired 'Commander Gordon', played by Buster Crabbe, the original Film/BuckRogers, chides Gil Gerard's Buck during a dogfight that "I've been doing this since before you were born, young man." (''Literal'' because the Buck Rogers serials date to 1939, years before Gil Gerard's birth; ''ironic'' since Buck comes from the 20th century via [[HumanPopsicle suspended animation]] and his character is centuries older than the 'vintage' fighter pilot Crabbe plays here.)
138	-->'''Buck:''' You think so, huh?\
139	'''Commander Gordon:''' Young man, I ''know'' so.
140	* Chancellor Pasquier says something to this effect in the episode of ''La Caméra Explore le Temps'' dealing with the murder of the Duchess of Praslin in 1847:
141	-->'''Pasquier:''' I was already a Master of Requests under Louis the Sixteenth. The Sixteenth! It has been forty-one years since Emperor Napoleon appointed me at the head of the Prefecture of Police. I think I have some experience with public matters.
142	* During the ''WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch'' between Music/OzzyOsbourne and Music/RobZombie, Ozzy threatened Rob not to mess with him, saying "I was worshipping the devil when you were still in black leather diapers."
143	* ''Series/ColdCase'': Said word for word by the killer to the VictimOfTheWeek in the episode "The Dealer". The episode is a WholePlotReference to ''Film/GlengarryGlenRoss'' and the victim is a new but talented used car saleswoman in TheEighties, which makes her older male coworkers jealous and eventually leads to her murder.
144	* A variant in ''Series/Daredevil2015'' when Karen Page is talking with Ben Urich about Union Allied:
145	-->'''Karen Page:''' I read every big story with your byline. The VA kickbacks, toxic runoff, the Teachers Union scandal. Hell, you pretty much brought down the Italian mob back when I was in diapers! What ever happened to ''that'' reporter, Mr. Urich?\
146	'''Ben Urich:''' [[CynicalMentor He got old. And a hell of a lot less stupid.]]
147	* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
148	** "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS1E1AnUnearthlyChild An Unearthly Child]]" has this from the First Doctor, combined with CulturalPosturing.
149	---> '''First Doctor:''' For ''your'' science, schoolteacher, not for ours! I'll tell you, before your ancestors turned the first wheel, the people of ''my'' world had reduced movement through the farthest reaches of space '''''to a game for children!'''''
150	** Again in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS12E4GenesisOfTheDaleks Genesis of the Daleks]]", and again with CulturalPosturing.
151	--->'''The Doctor:''' What's going on? Don't you realize how dangerous it is to intercept a transmat beam?\
152	'''Time Lord:''' Oh come, Doctor, not with our techniques. We Time Lords transcended such simple mechanical devices when the universe was less than half its present size.
153	* ''Series/TheEqualizer'': In "Mission: [=McCall=]", the title character goes missing, so his son Scott tries to get help from his former boss, [[TheSpymaster Control]]. Control seems to have his own agenda, but when Scott calls him on his apparent lack of concern he replies thus:
154	-->'''Control:''' You think I don't care about your father? Your father and I were [[FireForgedFriends covering each other's backs and saving each other's lives]] before you were born!
155	* An interestingly phrased variant in ''Series/{{Farscape}}'' from Zhaan to Chiana:
156	-->'''Chiana:''' ...and when he didn't give it back, we beat the gris out of him. Should I be telling you this?\
157	'''Zhaan:''' My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on.
158	* In the ''Series/FamilyTies'' episode "Oh Brother," Steven and Rob are arguing about Rob's divorce. Rob says, "Don't talk to me about marriage, okay? I was married while you were collecting baseball cards."
159	* ''Series/GameOfThrones'':
160	** In "[[Recap/GameOfThronesS2E5TheGhostOfHarrenhal The Ghost of Harrenhal]]", one of Theon Greyjoy's crewmen, less than impressed by their new captain, goes even further back, saying that "I have been reaving and raping since before you left Balon's balls."
161	** In the season five episode "[[Recap/GameOfThronesS5E3HighSparrow High Sparrow]]", Lord Janos Slynt refuses to take a post at Greyguard, telling Jon Snow that he was "charged with the defense of King's Landing while you were soiling your swaddling clothes". This defiance [[spoiler: earns him a swift death.]]
162	** [[TalkToTheFist Bronn smacks]] the dwarf Tyrion Lannister in the face. When Tyrion complains that his nose is broken, Bronn says it isn't because he knows what that sounds like. "I've been breaking noses since I was your height."
163	* In the [[GrandFinale final episode]] of ''Series/GoodLuckCharlie'', when Gabe tries to stop his may-soon-be new-neighbor, Matt, from moving in to prank Mrs. Dabney, he gives him this quote:
164	-->'''Gabe:''' I've been pranking Ms. Dabney when you were in diapers. In fact, I've been pranking her when ''I'' was in diapers!
165	* ''Series/GreysAnatomy'': In "The Time Warp", Dr. Richard Addison recalls working with Meredith's late mom Ellis while treating an AIDS patient in [[TheEighties 1982]].
166	-->'''Dr. Richard Addison:''' 1982... you were still in diapers.
167	* Subverted in ''Series/JustShootMe''. Nina tries to do this with Adrian, but Nina names a specific year, and Adrian says she wasn't even born then. Nina instantly breaks down.
168	* In ''Series/TheLateLateShow with Creator/JamesCorden'''s Drop the Mic rap battle between Corden and Creator/JeffGoldblum, Corden makes several jokes about Goldblum's age (he was 66 at the time) among other things, but Goldblum ends the second round with the following: "When you were born, I was already 25/Which means I've been a sex symbol longer than you've been alive!"
169	* ''Series/TheLordOfTheRingsTheRingsOfPower'': A variation happens in "[[Recap/TheLordOfTheRingsTheRingsOfPowerS1E2Adrift Adrift]]". Galadriel angrily tells Halbrand that she has been hunting her foe even before the existence of the first sunrise and that it would take more than Halbrand's human lifespan to even name all the people she lost in that time.
170	* In ''Series/MamasFamily'', Mama says to Iola: "I was making booties before you had feet!"
171	* In one of Colonel Flagg's ''Series/{{MASH}}'' episodes, he showed up insisting that a bombardier who believed himself to be Christ should get "his highly trained thumb" back into action immediately. When he's rude to Colonel Potter, Potter says he doesn't appreciate abuse. "I was in this man's army when the only thumb you cared about was the one you had in your mouth."
172	* In ''Series/MidnightCaller'', television mogul Kenneth Miller tells Devon, "I was interviewing presidents when you were in diapers!"
173	* In ''Series/ThePacific'', John Basilone takes exception to one of the recruits he's training to be Marines expressing a desire to 'get out there and slap a Jap'.
174	-->''"Slap a Jap? That's what the enemy is to ya, huh? A fucking [[AsianBuckTeeth bucktooth cartoon]], dreamt up by some asshole on Madison Avenue to sell soap? Let me tell you something: the Jap ''I'' know? The Japanese ''soldier''? He has been at war since you were in ''FUCKING DIAPERS''!"''
175	* In the ''Series/StarskyAndHutch'' episode "Iron Mike", the titular character finds out the guys suspect him of being a DirtyCop. He tells them, "I was busting scum in this division when you two were still playing patty-cake."
176	* ''Franchise/StarTrek'':
177	** ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'':
178	*** In "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS6E4Relics Relics]]", Scotty angrily remarks to Geordi that he was repairing warp drives when [=LaForge=]'s great-grandfather was in diapers.
179	*** In "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS4E26S5E1Redemption Redemption]]", Guinan beats Worf at target practice and tells him that she's been at it since before he was born. Since she's Really700YearsOld, she's not kidding.
180	*** In "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS5E8Unification2 Unification: Part II]]", Picard describes Spock's dealings with the Romulans as "cowboy diplomacy" and tells him that the Federation won't tolerate it. Spock retorts that he was involved with such cowboy diplomacy before Picard was even born.
181	** In the ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' episode "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS4E13MessageInABottle Message in a Bottle]]", the EMH of ''Voyager'' tells the EMH Mark II that "I was saving ''Voyager'' from annihilation when you were only a gleam in your programmer's eye!"
182	* ''Series/TheTwilightZone1959'': The episode "[[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S4E4HesAlive He's Alive]]" has a scene in which UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler's ghost tells off a neo-Nazi wannabe.
183	-->''"Mr. Vollmer! I was writing speeches before you could read them. I was fighting battles, when your only struggle was to climb out of a womb. I was taking over the world, while your universe was a crib. And as for being in darkness, Mr. Vollmer, I INVENTED DARKNESS!"''
184	* Artie in ''Series/Warehouse13'': "Like I don't know how to [[MacGyvering improvise an electromagnet]]. I was doing this when Series/{{MacGyver\|1985}} was still trapped in his crib!"
185	* ''Series/TheWire'' does this in the season 3 premiere. Major Colvin asks two rookie cops which direction is north. One points to the east, the other points at the ceiling. Colvin immediately orders them to carry compasses at all times until they know their sense of direction. The two officers leave Colvin's office, and as they do so, walk past Herc and Carver, who are sitting at Carver's desk writing up on an arrest.
186	-->'''Herc:''' Hey Carv, where you at?\
187	'''Ellis Carver:''' I'm at a desk outside the roll call room on the first floor of 1032 North Mount. My feet are facing west and my dick is pointing south-southwest! ''[grins]''\
188	'''Herc:''' Bunny Colvin's been giving that speech as long as you guys were sucking air.
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191	[[folder:Music]]
192	* In "Detroit City 2021", Music/AliceCooper says he's been rocking since "The [[Music/KidRock Kid]] was in his crib/And [[Music/{{Eminem}} Shady]] wore a bib/And the [[Music/InsaneClownPosse Posse]] wasn't even alive."
193	* One of the few lyrics in the song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou03DhIp3zI "DotEXE - Hipster Cutthroat"]], with [[ChewingTheScenery gratuitous amounts of ham added]].
194	* Music/DrDre's "Forgot About Dre" ends on this image:
195	-->But all you savage cats know that I was strapped with gats\
196	While you were cuddlin' a Cabbage Patch
197	* Subverted in the Music/PetShopBoys song "Young Offender": "I've been a teenager since before you were born" sounds like a boast, but is actually an admission that the singer is still emotionally/mentally a teenager.
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200	[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
201	* Wrestling/MickFoley once told Wrestling/RandyOrton "I was spilling blood on six continents while you were still latched onto your mother’s breast!"
202	* Inverted by Wrestling/WadeBarrett, who tried to call Wrestling/RobVanDam a has-been by claiming that the last time he held the Intercontinental Title, Barrett was still in diapers. The only problem being that Van Dam's last title reign was in 2006, when Barrett was 25 years old...
203	* At [[Wrestling/{{Wrestlemania}} WrestleMania 21]], during the Piper's Pit segment between Wrestling/RoddyPiper and Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin, Roddy Piper says:
204	-->'''Piper:''' I was pissing Vince [=McMahon=] off, when the "Red" on the back of your neck was Diaper Rash buddy!
205	* Wrestling/HulkHogan during his infamous FaceHeelTurn at Wrestling/{{WCW}} Bash at the Beach 1996:
206	-->'''Hogan''': If it wasn't for Hulk Hogan, you people wouldn't be here! If it wasn't for Hulk Hogan, Wrestling/EricBischoff would be still selling meat from a truck in Minneapolis! And, if it wasn't for Hulk Hogan, all these johnny-come-latelies that you see out here, wrestling wouldn't be here! I was selling out the world, brother, while they were bumming gas to put in their car to get to high school!
207	* A tweet from [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]] during his feud with John Cena:
208	--> @[=TheRock=]: "@[=JohnCena=] I was electrifying Topeka when you were sucking on yum rockets in college. My boot. Your Ass. #Wrestlemania."
209	* An even more extreme variant when Wrestling/ChrisJericho was arguing with Wrestling/{{MJF}}, with Jericho boasting that he'd been wrestling [[Characters/WCWInvasion Juventud Guerrera]] in Wrestling/{{WCW}} before MJF had even been ''born''. Supporting his point, [[PopCulturalOsmosisFailure MJF didn't even know who "Juvi" was]].
210	* Speaking of MJF, he got this during his epic promo shootout with Wrestling/CMPunk on a November 2021 edition of ''AEW Dynamite'':
211	-->'''Punk''': ...the timing might not match up, but I was selling out Madison Square Garden when you were marking out for Creator/RosieODonnell.[[labelnote:Background]]MJF appeared on O'Donnell's show in 2001 as an aspiring 5-year-old singer. Punk was right about the timing not matching up; he didn't make his WWE debut until 2006 (in its ECW brand).[[/labelnote]]
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215	* ''Series/DeadRingers'': Creator/SueJohnston, utterly unimpressed with ''Time'' and its attempts to be a gritty Scouse drama, tells Stephen Graham that she's been doing gritty Scouse drama since he was in short trousers.
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219	* In ''VideoGame/BaldursGateIII'', when the player first meets high elf [[spoiler:and secret vampire]] Astarion, he yanks them to the ground and holds a knife to their throat. If the player tries and fails to escape, he'll deliver this boast.
220	--> A fine effort. But I’ve seen it all. I was walking this land while your ancestors were learning to crawl.
221	* In ''VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans2'', a frustrated Orthopox-13, calling the Furon homeworld, chews out a space traffic controller for not recognizing him by name alone.
222	-->'''Orthopox-13:''' Never heard of... I'm Orthopox-13, man! ''The'' Orthopox-13! The conqueror of Zargon 5? The Hero of the battle of Tharsis Mons? The winner of the Xanthrax-47 cruelty award six years running? I'm the second most senior fleet commander in the entire Furon Navy! I was enslaving hyper-dimensional insectoids on the dunghills of Beedleblat '''while you were still in short pants!''' ''And you've never heard of me?''
223	* One of Cranky Kong's quotes in ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry1'' is "Last time I saw you, you were in diapers!"
224	* ''Franchise/MassEffect'':
225	** ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'': During Grunt's loyalty mission, if Gatagog Uvenk gets too uppity with the Shaman, the Shaman will remind him that "I was a warrior before your mother was born!" During a sidequest on Illium, an asari with a grudge against other species says that she was negotiating contracts while Shepard's ancestors were burning witches and enslaving each other.
226	** Later done in ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'' with Javik, resident LastOfHisKind former [[{{Precursors}} Precursor]] [[HumanPopsicle Popsicle]], who is fond of mentioning what the dominant species of the current cycle were like in his time: humans lived in caves, hanar were like minnows in the ocean, yahg were small and salarians ate flies and licked their own eyes. He also jokes that asari used to be unable to count beyond ten without their toes but then again this is [[{{Troll}} Javik]] we're talking about...
227	** Comes up again in ''VideoGame/MassEffectAndromeda''. If [[PlayerCharacter Ryder]] criticizes Sarissa Theris for [[spoiler:putting the asari ark at risk by stealing kett navigational data]], Sarissa will snidely shoot back that she was studying tactics when Ryder's ancestors were toddlers. Ryder is not impressed.
228	* In ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}'' a drunk Dojima once gripes that he was solving crimes while Adachi was still learning his times tables.
229	* [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Ravel Puzzlewell]] does this as part of a BadassBoast in ''VideoGame/PlanescapeTorment''.
230	-->''"I have forgotten more of the Art than you shall... EVER... KNOW."''
231	* In the "Kill Killbane" ending of ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'', FinalBoss Cyrus Temple boasts to the Boss, "I've been a soldier longer than you've been alive!" This boast loses a lot of its effect if [[CharacterCustomization you've made your Boss just as old as or even older than him]].
232	* In ''VideoGame/{{Suzerain}}'', if the player decides to partially or even entirely nationalize Bergia Steel, the company run by the powerful oligarch Walter Tusk, an angry Tusk will threaten President Anton Rayne as he signs away the rights to the company's daily operations. If the player have Anton say that he is not intimidated by Tusk's threats and that it is Tusk who is the one should be worried if he tries anything, he will spit this line at Anton:
233	-->'''Tusk:''' Do you know who I am? I've been chewing up and spitting out Sordish politicians since you were in diapers.
234	* ''VideoGame/WarriorsOrochi'' gives us [[CoolOldGuy Huang Zhong]], who, [[ItMakesSenseInContext in spite of the quote below]], is not actually senile.
235	-->'''Huang Zhong:''' I was being kidnapped by evil snake gods and forced to fight battles before you were even out of the cradle!
236	* In ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'', Xaril the Poisoned Mind, one of the mantid Paragons (heroes sealed in amber and released in times of crisis -- although for Xaril, it was in the relatively recent past, as opposed to centuries or millennia ago), says he remembers when Amber Shaper Un'sok, one of the sha-corrupted Empress' minions and the penultimate boss in Heart of Fear, was afraid to mix his first toxin.
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239	[[folder:Webcomics]]
240	* ''Webcomic/DMOfTheRings'', after Frodo cringes at Gimli's IC introduction (not so far back as the others being in diapers, but it counts):
241	-->'''Gimli:''' You punks stay in character! I was playing D&D before you got your first Nintendo!
242	* ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob'':
243	-->'''Riboflavin:''' Please! I invented this cloak design when your great great great great great grandpa was a larva, and nobody knows how it works but me. We're fine!
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246	[[folder:Web Original]]
247	* When Richard of [=RatedRR=] made a video of failing to blend an iPhone 6 and Tom Dickson successfully did so on ''Advertising/WillItBlend'', many of [=RatedRR=]'s fans accused Tom of faking the results. Tom responded by calling out Richard and even pointing out that he's been blending stuff since 1980, which is years before Richard was ever born. Then Tom challenged him to meet up and do a special together to show Richard that the iPhone 6 actually does blend. Richard stopped too early; the ''Will It Blend?'' episode shows the iPhone 6 taking a much longer time to blend than previous models.
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250	[[folder:Western Animation]]
251	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Sixteen}}'': Ron the Rent-a-Cop decides to get a job at the Khaki Barn, and starts folding some shirts. When Kristen and Kirsten tell him he's doing it wrong, he responds with a harsh, ''very'' loud "I WAS FOLDING SHIRTS IN THE JUNGLE WHEN YOU TWO WERE IN DIAPERS!".
252	* ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'': Captain Rescue took offense at being called an "oldtimer" by Sonic in the episode "Over the Hill Hero", retorting that he had been saving Mobius from bad guys since Sonic was a "hedgehoglet".
253	* ''WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes'': Baron Zemo tells Baron Strucker, current leader of Hydra, that he "was running Hydra while you were still a child." It should be noted that ''both'' characters served in World War II, so they're both pretty old by this point.
254	* A segment from Creator/CartoonNetwork's parody of ''Series/{{Survivor}}'' has [[WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog Eustace]] tell [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Blossom]] that "I was setting up camp when your grandpa was in short britches."
255	* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'', a new school bully starts picking on the kids that the previous bully picked on. After the new bully twists the noses of two kids, the original bully tells him:
256	-->'''Original Bully:''' Isn't nose-twisting a little old? My granny taught me that when I was still in diapers!\
257	'''New Bully:''' Oh, just this morning then?
258	* As a possible ShoutOut to a similar quote from the source material, the AnimatedAdaptation of ''WesternAnimation/DonkeyKongCountry'' has this quote from the episode, "Best of Enemies", when Donkey Kong tries to stop Cranky from participating in a wing-walking competition against King K. Rool:
259	-->'''Cranky:''' There's nothing to worry about, Donkey Kong. I was wing-walking while you were still wearing diapers!
260	* ''WesternAnimation/DragonsRidersOfBerk'' feature this exchange when Hiccup is trying to find a job for Gobber:
261	-->'''Hiccup:''' I'm glad you're excited. But I still think there are some things in my designs you could use. I mean, you did teach me everything I know.\
262	'''Gobber:''' Exactly. That's why you should let Gobber do what Gobber does best. I've been making saddles since you were in diapers. In fact, I made your diapers.
263	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
264	** Fry's status as a HumanPopsicle means he's able to accurately tell Leela, "I was delivering things before you were born!" He may be right, but that [[TheDitz doesn't make him competent]].
265	** Professor Farnsworth tells a former student of his "I was inventing things when you were barely turning senile".
266	* Although WesternAnimation/InvaderZim's diminutive stature allows him to go undercover as a human in elementary school, in "[=NanoZim=]" he tells his nemesis and classmate Dib that he's been piloting ships since before he was born. This doesn't stop him from getting outmaneuvered by Dib's younger sister.
267	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Jem}}'': One episode invokes this trope with Bobby Bailey's criticism of Jem and the Holograms' version of a song he did back in the TheFifties. He told Kimber he did it while her father was in diapers.
268	* ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueAction'': The wizard Shazam claims to have dealt with the forces of evil since the oldest of Batman's ancestors were in diapers.
269	* In the ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' episode "[[Recap/RickAndMortyS1E9SomethingRickedThisWayComes Something Ricked This Way Comes]]", after [[LouisCypher Mr. Needful]] proceeds to "[[PersonAsNoun Zuckerberg]]" (i.e., backstab) Summer, the former gleefully responds:
270	-->'''Mr. Needful''': I've been Zuckerberging people since before Zuckerberg's balls dropped!
271	* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E7MargeGetsAJob Marge Gets a Job]]", Groundskeeper Willie fights a wolf, and after he wins the two [[INeedAFreakingDrink share some hooch]] while Willie says "Ah, don't feel bad for losing. I was wrestling wolves back when you were at your mother's teat!"
272	* In the ''WesternAnimation/StarTrekLowerDecks'' episode "I Have No Bones Yet I Must Flee," a Romulan Commander tells a subordinate who he suspects of plotting against him that, "I've been stabbing commanders in the back since before your mother killed her first traitor."
273	* A railway variant in the ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'' episode "[[Recap/ThomasAndFriendsS20E28OverTheHill Over the Hill]]"; Stephen challenges Glynn to a race, but neither of them move very fast, and this holds up bigger and faster engines like Gordon. When Gordon complains about how slow Stephen is going, Stephen tells Gordon that he was winning races before Gordon was even a sketch on a drawing board.
274	* In ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'', when [[TheStarscream Starscream]] and his clones try to kill [[BigBad Megatron]], his OppositeSexClone Slipstream (while not a child per se, but she ''was'' formed yesterday) criticizes his tactics, prompting Starscream to try and shut her up.
275	-->'''Slipstream:''' What are you doing? Aim for his spark chamber!\
276	'''Starscream:''' [[CopycatMockery "Aim for his spark chamber!"]] Don't tell me how to slag Megatron! I was slagging Megatron when you were still a dream in my spark!\
277	'''Slipstream:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And look how well that turned out!]]
278	* In ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros'', Sgt. Hatred uses this when he mouths off to the Monarch in the season 3 episode "[[Recap/TheVentureBrosS3E4HomeIsWhereTheHateIs Home Is Where the Hate Is]]":
279	-->'''Hatred:''' Look, you scrawny little turd, I was a professional villain while you were trading Garbage Pail Kids!
280	* From the ''WesternAnimation/WordGirl'' episode "Becky's Bad-itude", when Mr. Botsford reveals that he got four tickets to the Squishy Funbots Robo-Rama:
281	-->'''Mr. Botsford:''' You kids have loved these Squishies since you were in diapers! And you're still in a diaper, Bob, so of course you love 'em.
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284	[[folder:Real Life]]
285	* Sir UsefulNotes/BenjaminDisraeli, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom in the reign of UsefulNotes/QueenVictoria, was occasionally attacked for his [[UsefulNotes/{{Judaism}} Jewish]] heritage. One such attack came in 1835, when the Irish Roman Catholic politician Daniel O'Connell vilified Disraeli in the House of Commons. Disraeli replied, "Yes, I am a Jew, and while the ancestors of the right honorable gentleman were brutal savages in an [[UsefulNotes/{{Ireland}} unknown island]], mine [[CulturalPosturing were priests in the Temple of Solomon]]." This piece of invective makes this trope [[{{OlderThanRadio}} Older Than Radio]]—and probably older.
286	* George C. Wallace once replied to a group of hippies who called him a fascist, "''I was killing fascists when you punks were in diapers.''"
287	* This trope was pointed out when tennis player Kimiko Date-Krumm returned from retirement at the age of 37. She started playing in 1989, before a good portion of her opponents were born and when another portion of them were small children (for reference, Serena Williams was born in 1981 and went pro in 1995, a year before Date-Krumm first retired).
288	** In 2019, this trope was flipped for Serena Williams when Bianca Andreescu challenged Williams for both the Canadian Open and the U.S. Open. Bianca, being herself born in 2000, pointed this out to Serena herself (when the latter had to withdraw from the finals of the Canadian Open due to injury) by noting that she grew up watching Serena compete and that Serena was an inspiration for Bianca. Bianca would end up defeating Serena in the 2019 U.S. Open.
289	* Also pointed out at the start of the 2019–20 [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation NBA]] season, when Vince Carter took sole possession of the record for most seasons in the league at 22. Four of Carter's opening-night teammates with the Atlanta Hawks had yet to be born when he was chosen in the 1998 NBA draft, and two others were less than a year old at that time. His youngest teammate wasn't born until about 7 months after Carter played his first NBA game.[[note]]Cam Reddish, born on September 1, 1999. The 1998–99 season should have started before Reddish was conceived, but a lockout meant that the league's (and Carter's) first game wasn't until early February 1999.[[/note]]
290	* [[https://sports.yahoo.com/one-of-the-buccaneers-picks-was-born-6-days-after-qb-tom-brady-was-drafted-034756888.html Flat-out]] {{invoked\|Trope}} during the 2022 [[UsefulNotes/NationalFootballLeague NFL Draft]], when the Tampa Bay Buccaneers made Logan Hall, a defensive end out of Houston, the first pick of the second round. Hall was born on April 22, 2000—six days after the the Bucs' starting quarterback Creator/TomBrady ''was drafted'' by the New England Patriots. The linked story even stated, "Brady already had a Super Bowl win when Hall was still in diapers."
291	* This trope is commonplace in golf, a sport in which top players regularly remain competitive against younger players well into their forties, and sometimes their early fifties. To give just one example on the US-based PGA Tour, the 2020 Farmers Insurance Open saw all-time great Tiger Woods paired for the first two days with Collin Morikawa, marking the first time that Woods had played in a tour event alongside someone who was [[https://sports.yahoo.com/crazy-collin-morikawa-stat-tiger-171231544.html born after he turned pro.]][[note]]Tiger went pro on August 28, 1996; Morikawa was born on February 6, 1997. The linked story also pointed out that by the time Morikawa was born, Tiger had already won three times on the PGA Tour, and his first major championship win, the 1997 Masters, came when Morikawa was two months old.[[/note]]
292	* After Wesley So insinuated that Tigran L. Petrosian had been cheating at chess, the latter responded with an angry rant containing the sentence "You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you![sic]"[[note]]Even if we're generous and look at when Petrosian became a grandmaster, So was still far too old to wear diapers at the time.[[/note]]
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