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2[[caption-width-right:300:Future space explorers from the far off 1997 mock our outdated concept of "pockets" and "purses".]]
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4->''"The only problem I have with the costumes is that they have no pockets. Where do they keep all their stuff?"''
5-->-- '''Jonathan Frakes''', on ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration''
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7TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture, we've gone CrystalSpiresAndTogas, everything is decked out in this nice futuristic {{Zeerust}}, and everybody wears [[SpaceClothes spandex]] that has no pockets.
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9Why? Surely fashion hasn't changed so much that we've outmoded all methods of carrying things aside from our hands (or VictoriasSecretCompartment[=/=]TrouserSpace[=/=]HammerSpace), right? Wouldn't the engineers at least want a nice, functional UtilityBelt? Why not a European carry-all, especially in parody settings?
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11In reality, pockets are a relatively recent invention, and if SpeculativeFiction is any indication, they'll only be a fad.
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13For the opposite trope, see {{Zipperiffic}}.
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19* This was quite common in [[UsefulNotes/TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks Silver Age]] superhero costumes.
20** To the point where ComicBook/TheTick's mind was blown when he discovered he had them (he wasn't even concerned about the huge roll of cash he produced from one of them).
21** [[UsefulNotes/TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks Silver Age]] ComicBook/{{Superman}}'s cape contained a hidden pocket where he keeps his (compressed-by-his-super-strength-somehow) Clark Kent clothes. Considering the way his power worked at that time, he probably supercompressed them...
22* ''ComicBook/SpiderMan'': During Creator/JMichaelStraczynski's run as writer of ''[[ComicBook/TheAmazingSpiderManJMichaelStraczynski The Amazing Spider-Man]]'', the lack of pockets in the title character's costume was directly addressed. Spider-Man spends some of his time hanging upside down, so conventional pockets wouldn't work (the contents would fall out). Zippers, and flaps secured by Velcro, make too much noise to be practical for a superhero who relies on stealth. A utility belt is the obvious answer, and Spidey has one -- but the compartments are all used for web fluid refills, Spider-Tracers, and a flashlight. He still doesn't have a good way to carry a wallet and keys -- or a camera (necessary during the periods when he earned a living as a freelance photographer). He kept a small camera attached to his belt as well. Early issues often featured panel showing him webbing it into place before a fight which somehow consistently produced well-framed shots (although JJJ at least once complained about poor composition). Along with every other benefit, he considered the symbiote suit a boon because it could form hammerspace pockets in its surface.
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26* In ''Film/BackToTheFuturePartII'', clothes do have pockets...but it's the style to wear them inside out, rendering them useless.
27* Spoofed in the 1930's musical comedy ''Film/JustImagine'' where mens' clothes have only one pocket...[[EternalProhibition on the hip]].
28* Possibly PlayedForLaughs in ''Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness'', when Scotty (his hands busy MacGyvering a means to open an airlock) holds his communicator in his mouth.
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32* In ''Literature/TheNightMayor'', the standard form of clothing in Susan's time is a one-piece outfit with no pockets. When she has to dress in a 1940s outfit for plot reasons, it's the first time she's ever worn clothes with pockets, and she's struck by how useful they are.
33* Lampshaded in Creator/JohnVarley's ''[[Literature/EightWorlds Steel Beach]]'' when Hildy points out that in a FreeLoveFuture society with no nudity taboo that lives in enclosed environments pockets are the primary reason people would even bother to wear clothes.
34* The early Franchise/{{Star Trek|Expanded Universe}} novel ''Literature/SpockMustDie'' has Scotty claim to have often cursed the designer who thought it cute to give his uniform no pockets.
35* In the book, ''Skunk Works'', Lockheed engineer Ben Rich had the workers coveralls redesigned to remove pockets. When building a CoolPlane, sometimes workers would lose pens and tools or the items would rub against the airframe as they crawled around.
36* ''Literature/MagicByTheNumbers'' series: When one of the characters is in training at the Cycloid Guild, he's perplexed that none of the robes worn by guild members -- not even the masters' black ones -- have pockets. Possibly justified, as the rituals of the Guild have such exacting requirements that one might be inadvertently spoiled if a participant carelessly left an object in their pocket that was incompatible with the ritual's underlying geometries.
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40* [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] in ''Series/{{Crusade}}'', when a clothing designer comes aboard the ''[[CoolStarship Excalibur]]'' to make new uniforms for the senior officers. [[TheCaptain Gideon]] complains that these uniforms lack pockets, to which the designer replies that a captain shouldn't have to carry things around. There are subordinates for that.
41* ''Series/BlakesSeven'' has the same problem despite the more flamboyant look of the protagonists, which caused the actors to make the ObligatoryJoke about [[AssShove where they kept]] some bomb or device that [[HammerSpace hadn't been seen in their hands]] when they teleported down to the planet.
42* ''Series/BuckRogersInTheTwentyFifthCentury'' (with Gil Gerard) suffers from this. Men and women wear skin-tight uniforms that don't permit pockets -- but look really good on Erin Gray.
43* ''Series/DoctorWho'' has certainly been guilty of this, those less so from Season 23 to the present. Possibly mocked by the 2006 Christmas special, "The Runaway Bride"- "Guess what I've got, Donna? Pockets!'
44* The uniforms in ''Series/Space1999'' all lack pockets. Apparently the only pieces of personal equipment that need to be carried around at all times are the ray gun and communicator which are hung from the belt.
45* ''Franchise/StarTrek'': With a few minor exceptions, Starfleet uniforms are usually sleek, form-fitting one- or two-piece outfits without pockets. When crew are seen with equipment, they're either carrying them in their hands or have them clipped to a belt. Likewise, the SpaceClothes of civilian make often take the form of jumpsuits or robes that also typically lack pockets. The rationale is that they don't need pockets as there's no money in the Federation, and keys are irrelevant when you have voice-activated doors. Of course this causes a problem when a character has to carry something plot-related--in "A Matter of Honor", Riker has to carry a TrackingDevice, so he puts it in his boot.
46* ''Series/TheBoys2019''.
47** [[SuperheroesWearTights Superheroes have this problem too]], as Stormfront points out when she has to stop and get her mobile from her purse.
48-->'''Stormfront:''' Sorry, Ashley. Vought won't let me have pockets in this thing. You can see every crease in my ass; you can [[{{Stripperific}} practically see up Starlight's uterus]]. You want to talk about Girl Power? Let's talk about getting some pockets!
49** This turns out to be a problem when Starlight has to hide a vial of Compound V she's smuggling out of Vought Industries shortly after this conversation, but she has nowhere to put it.
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53* In ''TabletopGame/{{GURPS}} TabletopGame/TranshumanSpace'' pockets are out of fashion, because things like keys and wallets are entirely virtual. According to ''Toxic Memes'', however, the popularity of the pocketless "eloi suit", as more and more people have virtual implants, has meant that, in the way of such things, the ''real'' fashionistas have started seeing it as out of date.
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57* The Vault Suits in ''VideoGame/{{Fallout}}'' are lacking in pockets while all prewar clothing have the normal amount. Somewhat justified in the case of the Vault Suits, as in a Vault anything needed would never be more than a few minutes away and there's only a finite amount of space to lose something.
58* In ''VideoGame/PlanetSide 2'', the Vanu Sovereignty - [[MachineCult a group of precursor worshipers]] - have zero pockets on pretty much all of their classes [[FutureSpandex courtesy of them all wearing spandex armor]]. Their Engineer ''does'' have pockets in the form of what appears to wildly impractical metal suspenders. Averted by the more down-to-earth [[TheEmpire Terran Republic]] and [[MegaCorp New Conglomerate]], both of whom feature copious amounts of pockets on their fatigues and utility belts on their support classes.
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62* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'': Initially played straight then averted. Lieutenant Commander "Sensei" Shodan bemoans the fact that the grunts have been issued with uniforms with pockets, as they will now want to put things in them.
63* ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'': Subverted. Florence, an UpliftedAnimal who is programmed with a variety of human safeguards, checks for clothing first when trying to determine if someone is human or not. After all, with genetic engineering, cybernetic modification, and just plain evolution, it's nearly impossible to be sure what humans will eventually turn into--but they'll probably still want pockets.
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67* Gems clothing in ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' tends to be [[FutureSpandex form-fitting]] and never has pockets. Usually if they need to carry something, they'll store it [[PersonOfHolding inside their gem]], or through more esoteric methods (Peridot had electronics integrated into her [[ArtificialLimbs Limb Enhancers]], and later {{MacGyver|ing}}s an arm strap for a tablet; Aquamarine's MagicWand folds up and sits on her head like a hair bow).
68* Subverted in the ''WesternAnimation/StarTrekLowerDecks'' episode "[[Recap/StarTrekLowerDecksS4E09TheInnerFight The Inner Fight]]", Rutherford says Starfleet officers have nothing to fear in a WretchedHive's "Pickpocket District" because they don't have pockets, and is told his uniform ''does'' have pockets, he's just never noticed them before. Whether this is retroactively true of other Starfleet uniforms is unclear.
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