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| 11 | ->''"Customer Disservice: Because we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied."'' |
| 12 | -->-- '''[[http://www.despair.com/cudi.html despair.com]]''' |
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| 14 | A nightmare customer who [[NiceToTheWaiter belittles and mistreats service staff]]. Particularly notorious in restaurants, but can make an appearance in any kind of sales or service establishment. This customer takes the maxim of "the customer is always right" completely to heart, to the point where it reaches the extreme of "all workers must be wrong." |
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| 16 | In a restaurant, they might make [[OvercomplicatedMenuOrder excessively long or complicated orders]], demand the kitchen HoldTheUnsolicitedIngredient, and they will send the food back repeatedly if it is not made to their overly-precise specifications. If they perceive any aspect of their experience to be inadequate (in their view), they will take it out on the poor employee who has the unenviable job of waiting on them. |
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| 18 | Some take it as far as fraud, using LoopholeAbuse to get away with returning clearly used items. In a restaurant, they will consume all or most of a meal and then use some pretense to bully the restaurant into refunding their money or providing another portion. And you'd better ''believe'' that they'll chew out the waitstaff and/or management if they don't get their way. |
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| 20 | In private industry, the behaviors are usually the same - entitled, argumentative, perpetually unpleasable and endlessly unhappy with the service, and not at all shy about voicing their displeasure. Interactions with them typically involve extremely rude and inflammatory emails and phone calls, and any techs who get sent to their site are likely to be greeted with contempt and hostility. Getting them to pay is every bit as difficult as it is in public-facing settings, as they will constantly dispute invoices and attempt to find any reason they can to haggle over the cost. |
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| 22 | Generally a {{Comedy Trope|s}}. To qualify, the complaints must be completely specious in the eyes of the audience. If the customer has a legitimate complaint and it's the staff who are being jerks, see BurgerFool or SoulSuckingRetailJob. |
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| 24 | TruthInTelevision, and there are [[http://clientsfromhell.net/ entire]] ''[[Website/NotAlwaysRight sites]]'' [[http://customerssuck.com/ devoted]] to examples of these unpleasant persons. Also, this Trope is not exclusive to food services--although as many examples on this page can showcase, this specific environment [[RevengeIsADishBestServed can allow for some impressive (and impressively disgusting) payback]]. See also ObnoxiousEntitledHousewife. |
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| 26 | Not to be confused with the FireBreathingDiner, who may have every reason to complain (after he gets a drink of water). |
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| 28 | [[noreallife]] |
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| 30 | !!Examples: |
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| 32 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 33 | |
| 34 | [[folder:Anime & Manga]] |
| 35 | * Zigzagged in ''Manga/HeavensDesignTeam''. God frequently makes vague requests to the titular designers and then reject them with just as vague a reasoning. On the other hand, he might also approve random joke designs that he didn't request or re-purpose failed designs as a different animal. |
| 36 | * ''Manga/NotLoveButDeliciousFoodsMakeMeSoHappy'': Averted with Y-naga at the restaurants she visits, but played straight with one of her clients. She starts drawing a manga assignment for a non-manga magazine, but they take way too long to respond to her sketches, and once they do, demand that she redraw all the pages before the deadline three days away. S-hara goes into a rage and chews them out on the phone, resulting in him losing his job offer from that company, but at least she doesn't have to redraw the pages. |
| 37 | [[/folder]] |
| 38 | |
| 39 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 40 | * ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan:'' Vol. 2 begins with Peter having to work at a BurgerFool, dealing with a little old lady who goes into an explosive rant because she believes Peter is making fun of her, when all he does is answer her question. The situation is only resolved by the manager (the future Cloak, of Cloak and Dagger) mollifying her with a free cup of coffee... then reaming Peter out like this is his fault. |
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| 42 | [[/folder]] |
| 43 | |
| 44 | [[folder:Comic Strips]] |
| 45 | * A classic cartoon posted in countless places of business depicts an employee at the Complaints Desk confronting a sour-faced older female customer: |
| 46 | -->"All right, Ma'am, suppose I refund your money, send you another one without charge, close the store, and have the manager shot -- would that be satisfactory?" |
| 47 | * ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty'' re-used a gag at least twice involving a character going into a Burger King and demanding a Whopper with no bun, and upon finally being given one, further demanding a milkshake with no cup. |
| 48 | * The cast of ''ComicStrip/{{Retail}}'' deals with these on a regular basis. |
| 49 | [[/folder]] |
| 50 | |
| 51 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 52 | * ''Fanfic/TheEchoRemainsButTheSongIsNotTheSame'' [[PlayedForDrama plays this for drama]]: No matter how well Team Seven performs their D-Rank missions in Konoha, many of the villagers treat Naruto incredibly rudely, constantly treating him like crap simply because he's the Kyuubi's jinchuuriki. Shikamaru, [[LockedOutOfTheLoop unaware of this]], grows increasingly furious over their abuse, as well as how [[AdultsAreUseless none of the adults are willing to intervene on Naruto's behalf]]. This tension only mounts as Shikamaru's attempts to defend his friend [[DeadpanSnarker through snarkery]] and ShamingTheMob backfire, with the Sandaime treating ''him'' as the problem rather than the rude clientele. |
| 53 | * PlayedForDrama in ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/21778495/chapters/51965050 Foundation (Build It Higher, Bury It Deeper)]]'': After learning the truth about his heritage, Naruto [[WrongAssumption assumes]] that Kakashi must secretly hate his guts and starts avoiding Team Seven. Tsunade gives him permission to take D-Rank missions by himself, so long as he completes a certain amount every week; unfortunately, the villagers exploit this by finding any excuse they can to complain about his work and fail his assignments so that he won't get paid. Naruto is forced to disguise himself just to be ''able'' to complete his missions, while his resentment at this blatantly biased and unfair treatment secretly grows. |
| 54 | * ''Webcomic/ScarletLady'' acknowledges Nadja as one in its take on "Timebreaker". Despite being fully aware that her friend Sabine will be closing the bakery for a few hours while she and her husband go out for their anniversary, she still shows up nearly a half-hour before she was meant to come by and pick up her cake, and is utterly ''furious'' over not being immediately catered to. Her incredible rudeness over the whole situation and refusal to see the part she's playing in creating the problem leaves Sabine ''much'' less inclined to do her any more favors in the future. |
| 55 | * ''Fanfic/UltimateSpiderWoman'': Mary Jane Watson didn't start out in the best of moods, given that she was called into work on her day off. And ''then'' there was the fact that she was stressing about everything from her grades to her money problems to her career to her mother's therapy. And '''then''' there was the fact that she ended up being late for work, getting yelled at by her boss in the process because she had to stop a bank robbery as Spider-Woman. And '''''then''''' there was the fact that two of the other waitresses had to go home sick, forcing Mary Jane to cover for them, to the point where she didn't get a break all night. When one particularly obnoxious customer kept demanding for one particular brand of coffee even after Mary Jane repeatedly tried to tell her they were all out, it's not hard to see why she finally exploded and yelled at the customer. Unfortunately, her boss didn't see it that way and took the $200 gift certificate he gave the customer out of Mary Jane's salary. |
| 56 | * Belisarius Cawl in ''Fanfic/TheWeaverOption''. He walked into a shipyard with a Parliament of Mars writ - essentially a blank check for any orders he decided to place - and presented plans for a huge battleship. The shipyard produced a vast ship, astoundingly fast for its class, boasting the strongest Gellar Fields ever produced, immensely armored and armed, capable of record-shattering performance and finished in a record forty years. Cawl looked at the performance, declared it wasn't up to his specs, and sold it back to the shipyard. |
| 57 | [[/folder]] |
| 58 | |
| 59 | [[folder:Films -- Live-Action]] |
| 60 | * In ''Film/FastTimesAtRidgemontHigh'', Brad works at two fast-food restaurants. At the first one, he is fired after being forced into an argument by an [[{{Jerkass}} overly demanding customer]]. |
| 61 | * The remake of ''Film/FunWithDickAndJane'' has Jane (who, in this incarnation, works in a travel agency) repeatedly dealing with customers like this, one before she quits her job on the phone on a plane literally ''shrieking'' about how he has a kosher meal in front of him, even telling the flight attendant talking to him on the other end to grow up in response to ''her'' telling him to grow up. |
| 62 | * InvertedTrope on ''Film/RoadTrip''. What Kyle asks for (to have some sugar removed from his toast on a roadside diner) is not unreasonable, and he does so meekly. [[DisproportionateRetribution What the cook does to Kyle's toast in retaliation]] [[RevengeIsADishBestServed is pretty disgusting to behold]]. |
| 63 | * ''Film/SnowballExpress'': Among the hordes of happy hotel guests, there's a married couple who complain about every little thing. |
| 64 | * ''Film/SuperTroopers'' has Rod Farva as this at a burger joint, although it's a pretty mild example. However, then he starts ordering things that aren't on the menu, such as "liter of cola". The guy at the counter has no idea what a liter is, and Farva just gets more and more wound up. He does calm down, eventually, and sits down to eat... Then the guy at the counter makes the mistake of putting a hole in his cup. Cue CurbStompBattle. He did take the idea of having his burger spat into surprisingly well, though. |
| 65 | -->'''Dimpus Burger Guy:''' Beverage?\ |
| 66 | '''Farva:''' Gimme a litre o' cola.\ |
| 67 | '''Dimpus Burger Guy:''' What?\ |
| 68 | '''Farva:''' ''[annoyed]'' A litre o' cola.\ |
| 69 | '''Dimpus Burger Guy:''' ''[into mic]'' Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?\ |
| 70 | '''Ramathorn:''' Will you just order a large, Farva?\ |
| 71 | '''Farva:''' I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!\ |
| 72 | '''Dimpus Burger Guy:''' ''[to Farva]'' I don't know what that is!\ |
| 73 | '''Farva:''' ''[slowly starts shouting]'' Litre is French for... ''[grabs burger kid by shirt]'' give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP! |
| 74 | * ''Film/ToughGuys:'' After getting out of prison, Archie is hired at a yogurt store. His first customer is a BrattyHalfPint who is constantly changing his mind and giving contradictory instructions. Archie ends up [[FoodSlap throwing the yogurt in his face]], and gets fired. |
| 75 | -->'''Boy:''' Do you have peanut butter M&M's?\ |
| 76 | ''(Archie takes out the M&M's.)''\ |
| 77 | '''Boy:''' Hey, what are you doing? I didn't say I WANTED m&m's! I just asked if you HAD them!\ |
| 78 | '''Archie:''' Yeah, we got 'em.\ |
| 79 | '''Boy:''' Well, I don't want 'em! Do you have Oreo pieces?\ |
| 80 | '''Archie:''' You want 'em?\ |
| 81 | '''Boy:''' ''(condescendingly)'' That's why I asked. |
| 82 | * In ''Film/TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre'', the characters are discussing what they'll do once they strike it rich, and Fred C. Dobbs alludes to this (helping to establish early on what a {{Jerkass}} the character is). |
| 83 | -->'''Dobbs:''' Then, I'm goin' to a swell cafe and order everything on the bill of fare, and if it ain't just right -- or maybe even if it is -- I'm gonna bawl the waiter out and make him take the whole thing back. |
| 84 | * Sally is like this in ''Film/WhenHarryMetSally'', with her typical restaurant order having several special cases, some of which might even be conditional. |
| 85 | -->'''Sally''': You know, what I'd like is the apple pie a la mode.\ |
| 86 | '''Waitress''': ''(writing)'' A la mode.\ |
| 87 | '''Sally''': But I'd like the pie heated, and I don't want the ice cream on top, I want it on the side. And I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it. If not, then no ice cream, just whipped cream, but only if it's real. If it's out of a can, then nothing.\ |
| 88 | '''Waitress''': Not even the pie?\ |
| 89 | '''Sally''': No, just the pie, but then not heated. |
| 90 | * At the beginning of ''Film/VictorVictoria'', Victoria attempts the fraudulent variation while dining with Carroll, slipping a cockroach into her salad. The restaurant owner tells her that [[TaughtByExperience two other customers have attempted the same ruse and it's not going to work]], but then the cockroach climbs up the leg of another diner, and during the resulting melee they're able to escape. |
| 91 | * In the movie ''Film/{{Waiting}}'', the staff does some nasty things to the food of a woman who endlessly complains about small flaws. Never piss off the people that handle your food. |
| 92 | [[/folder]] |
| 93 | |
| 94 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 95 | * "Ace" Quiggle in Creator/RobertAHeinlein's ''Literature/HaveSpaceSuitWillTravel'' repeatedly harasses the main character, who works as a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soda_jerk soda jerk]] at a pharmacy. Though in this case, he's obviously doing it to be a jerk, and the pharmacy owner specifically tells the protagonist that he can kick customers like that out if he wants to. |
| 96 | * Any time in an Emma Lathen novel when Literature/JohnPutnamThatcher goes to a restaurant with recurring minor character Tom Robichaux, you'll see this. Robichaux, a gourmet, is always criticizing the food. |
| 97 | * ''Literature/TheScrewtapeLetters'' has Wormwood's target's mother. She's a specific sort of glutton - she insists on ''very'' small portions and has a fit if she thinks there's too much on the plate. Screwtape notes that her son ''hates'' her for this, even though he never says anything. |
| 98 | * In ''Literature/TheWitches'', one client is apparently this, complaining that her steak is too dry. So the waiter takes back to the kitchen has the entire staff spit in it, and returns it. Later he reports that she likes it just fine now. |
| 99 | [[/folder]] |
| 100 | |
| 101 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 102 | * Tended to turn up a lot in classic UK Sitcoms. This appeared in ''Series/AlloAllo'', ''Series/AreYouBeingServed'', ''Series/OpenAllHours'', ''Series/DadsArmy'', and many others. |
| 103 | * In ''Series/AuctionKings'', some people bring in a piece, and then keep it in the auction when it appraises for far less than what they want. When the item sells for less than they wanted, they get pissed. |
| 104 | * The Bookshop Sketch from ''Series/AtLastThe1948Show'' (and later reprised by ''[[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Monty Python]]'') features a customer who asks for several books with titles similar to ones by Charles Dickens, refuses to buy Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds unless the gannet is removed, and eventually reveals after he finds a book that [[spoiler:he has no money and can't read]]. |
| 105 | * ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'': Buffy has to deal with a spell creating one of these in "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS6E5LifeSerial Life Serial]]". The spell is cast to create an endless time loop until she can satisfy the customer. HilarityEnsues. This may actually be a subversion. The customer is satisfied by a very reasonable action on Buffy's part. The frustration and anger seen in previous attempts usually result from Buffy's poor efforts at handling the problem in the first place (trying to sell her a damaged and useless item for example). That is: Any person with decent customer service skills could have satisfied this customer initially. Buffy, on the other hand... |
| 106 | * ''Series/FawltyTowers'' has more than a few, though it could be argued that this is the type of customer [[UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist Basil deserves]]. A few (such as Mrs. Richards in "Communication Problems") are so awful they actually manage to get the viewer on Basil's side. |
| 107 | * ''Series/{{Frasier}}'': |
| 108 | ** The last episode of season 1 has Frasier himself being one for a waitress at Cafe Nervossa, endlessly fussing over his overcomplicated drink order and sending them back. The episode ends with him still not satisfied, and the credit scene makes it clear it's going to be a long time before the situation resolves. |
| 109 | ** One episode much later on has Frasier claim Niles himself is not above this, citing an incident where Niles blew up at a bag boy for putting frozen food on top of his vegetables as proof Niles is not such a supporter of the working man as he's trying to claim. Niles's unapologetic reaction doesn't help. |
| 110 | --->'''Niles:''' That young man was on drugs and everyone knew it! |
| 111 | * ''Series/LittleBritain'' has a recurring sketch where Mr Mann enters a shop (it's always the same set, but what the shop sells varies in every sketch) and begins asking for more and more ridiculously specific items (things like "a picture of a disappointed-looking horse", or "a pirate-themed memory game for ages four to eight") from the shopkeeper, with varying degrees of success. One time the shop owner had exactly what Mr Mann was looking for. Mr Mann leaves clearly annoyed since he wanted to annoy the shop owner more than he wanted to buy anything. |
| 112 | * Series/LizzieMcGuire once got a job as a busboy, which she quit after dealing with several of these at once, including a man who complained that his spoon wasn't clean, even though he was eating a bagel and didn't actually need a spoon. And the resident AlphaBitch pouring half her milkshake on the floor in front of her, saying, "Oops, clumsy me. Guess you better start cleaning that up!" The owner noted that she actually goes through several busboys ''per week''. |
| 113 | * ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'': The fat women Al Bundy regularly deals with usually fit this. A common complaint from them is their foot not fitting in a size six shoe. Al, of course, fights back with an endless stream of insults. |
| 114 | * Inverted in a different direction on ''Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook''. Mitchell portrayed a series of incredibly haughty service people treating Blair-era Britons with disgusted contempt for failing to meet his antiquated, impossibly high standards. It started with a waiter and continued on to a vicar and a tailor. |
| 115 | -->'''Webb:''' Sorry, what happened to the friendly Australian girl that used to work here?\ |
| 116 | '''Mitchell:''' She's '''gone''', sir. They've all gone. And we're '''back'''.\ |
| 117 | '''Webb:''' Who?\ |
| 118 | '''Mitchell:''' The incredibly posh people who are still unaccountably waiters. And I'm afraid we've changed the rules ... |
| 119 | * ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'': |
| 120 | ** Inverted in a sketch which had unsatisfiable ''waitstaff'', convinced that their service was inexcusably terrible while the customers tried to reassure them it wasn't a big deal. The issue? A slightly dirty fork. The result? Most of the staff end up dead. |
| 121 | ** Played straight in the "Spam" sketch. A woman and her husband enter a restaurant where every menu item contains Spam, the woman does not like spam. (Not ''everything'' on the menu has spam. In fact, the first two items listed are bacon and egg and egg, sausage and bacon.) |
| 122 | * The French comedy show ''[[http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palace_(série_télévisée) Palace]]'' has a recurring sketch starring a persnickety customer at a Grand Hotel always calling for the director ([[MemeticMutation "Appelez-moi le directeur !"]]) for the littlest things, which has since [[https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%22Appelez-moi+le+directeur%22 spawned lots of imitation]] -- notably, a series of advertisement for an assurance company, originally using the same comedians. The director would always get the last word, often with a completely absurd explanation to whatever dysfunction in the Palace the client noted. For example, when confronted with a cockroach inside the hotel room, he argues that it's the reincarnated form of his poor, dead mother. The sketch invariably ends with the client [[BreakingTheFourthWall facing the camera and saying,]] "Je l'aurais un jour... je l'aurais !" ("I'll get him one day... I'll get him!") |
| 123 | * Many people complaining to the Parks Department on ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'', often about random and/or nonsensical issues: |
| 124 | -->'''Woman:''' I made this in one of your pottery classes. It's terrible! ''(angrily smashes ceramic object on floor)'' |
| 125 | ** And then there was the guy who ''handcuffed himself to Leslie's desk'' and vowed to stay there until she agreed to put a copy of ''Literature/{{Twilight|2005}}'' in the town's time capsule. He becomes a little more understandable when it's revealed to be a way of bonding with his daughter. |
| 126 | * ''Series/PieInTheSky'': In "An Innocent Man", which showcases some of the restaurant's regular customers, there's a man who puts on wine-snob airs and ''always'' finds a reason to reject the first bottle of wine recommended to him by the waiter. After he rejects the first bottle he's offered, the staff simply wait five minutes and present the exact same bottle under a different name. He praises the "new vintage". By the end of the episode, he's been banned from the restaurant entirely. |
| 127 | * In most of the "Two A-Holes" skits on ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'', the title characters play the role of unsatisfiable customers to a single StraightMan character, such as a salesman or a travel agent. Typically, the skit starts off with the Straight Man attempting to be polite and tolerate the A-Holes' inane behavior and bizarre demands but ends with the Straight Man finally losing his/her temper and telling the A-Holes to GetOut |
| 128 | * ''Series/TrueBlood'' have these quite often, with so many of the characters working in a bar. However, the first two scenes of the first episode of the first season are both spectacular examples of other kinds. First a grocery store intermezzo with a JerkJock and a redneck Vampire, then over to one of the main characters who quits her job at a hardware store because of one overly annoying customer. |
| 129 | * The "Sweet Shop" sketch on ''Series/TheTwoRonnies''. A customer at a candy shop (Ronnie Corbett) keeps making one crazy request after another of the proprietor (Ronnie Barker): wanting only the orange pieces from a jar of mixed candies, measuring licorice ropes to see if any are longer or shorter than others, counting out tiny candy sprinkles, and so on. The proprietor finally gets fed up, dumps two whole jars over the customer's head, and smashes up the shelves with a hammer before running him off. |
| 130 | [[/folder]] |
| 131 | |
| 132 | [[folder:Puppet Shows]] |
| 133 | * ''Series/SesameStreet'' has a recurring series of {{Muppet}} sketches featuring Grover as a waiter or similar service employee, attempting to serve a fussy customer (portrayed by the ubiquitous "Fat Blue" Muppet, here known as Mr. Johnson). The early skits played the trope straight, but as time went on the conflict began to center more around Grover's confusion or incompetence as opposed to the customer's unreasonableness. |
| 134 | [[/folder]] |
| 135 | |
| 136 | [[folder:Radio]] |
| 137 | * An episode of ''Radio/TheJackBennyProgram'' (later re-done in the TV version) has Jack going Christmas shopping and becoming one of these for a harried sales clerk (played by Creator/MelBlanc). He orders a gift to be delivered, then keeps sending the clerk back to retrieve it as he decides he wants to change the message on the card, then realizes he forgot to ''sign'' the card, etc. The clerk gets more and more aggravated until Jack finally decides he doesn't want to buy the item at all... which leads to the clerk finally losing it and going off to [[DrivenToSuicide shoot himself]]. |
| 138 | [[/folder]] |
| 139 | |
| 140 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 141 | * ''VideoGame/CookingDiary'': The Impatient Customers, who have half the usual amount of patience than normal. It's best you serve them first before they angrily leave, potentially failing the "Don't lose customers" stages. Downplayed in that they can leave very satisfied, if you fill out a 3-item order fast enough. |
| 142 | * ''VideoGame/DigimonWorld'': The Weedmon in the Monochromon shopping minigame. You're required to earn a certain amount, preferably by persuading the customer to accept a higher price, but if a Weedmon comes in, you're ''screwed'', because they are almost certain to take offense and storm out even if you offer to lower the price. |
| 143 | * One of the Elusive Targets in ''VideoGame/Hitman2016'' is Wen Ts'ai, a food critic who redefines CausticCritic. It's essentially impossible to get a good review out of the man, not least because he ''doesn't even eat the food'' when he reviews a restaurant, instead judging it on everything ''else''. Agent 47 is hired to kill him after Ts'ai drives a chef to suicide by giving his restaurant a terrible review because his ''ice water'' was ''too cold''. |
| 144 | * The ''Franchise/MassEffect'' series has the memetic [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1N1ELEVUMs "Refund Guy."]] In ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', you can either help him or tell him to give up. You then find out that he was trying to get a refund on a toaster oven that cost 15 credits. |
| 145 | * In ''VideoGame/NoUmbrellasAllowed'', some customers demand you to buy their items right away and outright refuse to accept any cards that lower their price. Unless you use the Private Slots, insisting on appraising an item normally will make them walk out on you. Additionally, ruining your store's reputation makes your customers more likely to behave like this. |
| 146 | [[/folder]] |
| 147 | |
| 148 | [[folder:Visual Novels]] |
| 149 | * Zigzagged with Cecilia (before she introduces herself) in ''VisualNovel/DaughterForDessert''. She comes into the diner, makes unreasonable demands of the protagonist, and berates him when he can’t meet them. Then, she gives Amanda a $1,000 tip. After she returns and introduces herself, she also reveals that she has some kind of a motive for screwing with the protagonist (which is revealed later). |
| 150 | [[/folder]] |
| 151 | |
| 152 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 153 | * ''WebAnimation/PlanetDolan'' has had a few videos which have the crew telling stories of bad customers they had to deal with. Such as in "Annoying Customers 3" with story number 9. Dolan worked at Whole Foods and had to deal with an annoying customer. As he scooped her order of Greek orzo, he showed her what he already scooped and ask if the amount was okay, which the customer responds asking him to take a grain out. Knowing that taking a single grain out wouldn't matter, Dolan poured half. The customer complained to Dolan not listening, so he did another scoop and took a single grain out. She then complains that it is now too little and to put in half a grain, so Dolan takes a grain and cuts it in half only for her to tell him to take a scoop out. Flustered, Dolan did what she wanted, but she angrily shouted "Nevermind" and left. Dolan then had to apologize to the long line of customers who had been waiting behind the woman. |
| 154 | [[/folder]] |
| 155 | |
| 156 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 157 | * Waluigi in ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily'' will throw hot soup back in his waiter's face... even if he likes the soup. |
| 158 | * ''Webcomic/DoghouseDiaries'': [[http://thedoghousediaries.com/5789 What Kind of Restaurant Patron Are You?]] illustrates varying degrees of customers, from "picky" (I'll have the rosemary chicken, but just a light sprinkle of rosemary) to "Can't take you anywhere" (I'll have the rosemary chicken, but just a whisper of rosemary. Literally, I'd like you to turn down the lights and softly whisper the word "rosemary" to the chicken.") |
| 159 | -->'''Alt-text:''' Are your avocados grass-fed? |
| 160 | -->'''Author comment:''' Can you serve the meal on an oven pan or coffee table book? I’m allergic to plates. |
| 161 | * ''Webcomic/EnnuiGo'': One of the many ways Helen shows her obnoxiousness is by [[http://ennuigo.thecomicseries.com/comics/537/ demanding a refund on a coffee she's already finished]]. Another is a bubblegum-popping bimbo wanting a hot iced coffee. |
| 162 | -->'''Tanya:''' So a regular coffee?\ |
| 163 | '''bimbo:''' No, a HOT iced coffee. [[InsufferableImbecile Gawd.]] |
| 164 | * ''Webcomic/GrrlPower'': Sydney sometimes has to deal with that kind of customer at her comic shop. [[https://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-power-12-the-passion-of-the-nerd/ Like Brad]], who insists she orders a comic that was a limited run only available at the SDCC because it's mentioned in an article. Sydney knows to not let them get away with such crap, though, and she's not even above making death threats. |
| 165 | * ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'': While working at a BurgerFool, Mike comes across one of these, who is moronic and racist to boot. He sticks his dick in the guy's soda. |
| 166 | [[/folder]] |
| 167 | |
| 168 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 169 | * ''Website/ActsOfGord'' is a collection of tales from a video game store owner in Canada, who has to deal with quite a few of these. Unusually for this type of blog, store owner "[[AGodAmI The Gord]]" is a DeadpanSnarker to all of his unpleasant or irate customers. The most common response The Gord gives tends to be calling the bluff of the customer who is threatening him with violence and/or legal action. |
| 170 | -->'''Gord:''' My customer service level is a reflection to the type of customer they are. Yet the worst customers don't understand this simple concept. |
| 171 | * ''Webcomic/HyperboleAndAHalf'': [[http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/milk-crisis-of-2005.html "The Milk Crisis of 2005"]] story has Allie trying to deal with an older man who is not happy with his drink. The restaurant only has two sizes of glasses; the big one is too much milk and the small one is too little milk, and he won't accept a big one filled up partway. She ends up trying to make a medium glass by cutting some of the top off of a styrofoam cup. It does not go over well. |
| 172 | -->"NO!!!!! LESS MILK THAN THAT!!!" |
| 173 | * This is how the Internet meme of "[[TheKaren Karen]]" began, as shorthand for a particular sort of middle-aged middle-class white woman with a sense of entitlement, unshakeable selfishness, and a desire to complain in shops about the most trivial petty things. |
| 174 | * ''Website/NotAlwaysRight'' is all about this trope. A massive collection of retail horror stories, ranging from the humorous to the nightmarish, with almost all of the stories relating to a customer who simply won't be satisfied. |
| 175 | * A Tweet proposed a solution for retail workers dealing with such customers: the workers are allowed to murder two customers per year with no legal repercussions. With the threat of death over their head, and no idea which of the staff has already filled their quota, customers looking to make unreasonable demands are much more willing to behave better. |
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| 178 | [[folder:Web Videos]] |
| 179 | * The character Imutii from ''The Misadventures of Onipex and Pals'' is seen to be very unsatisfied when dealing with fast food or retail employees. |
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| 182 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 183 | * While not technically a customer, in one episode of ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog'', Muriel gets changed into a toddler after being sucked up by a tornado. At one point she declares she's hungry, and Courage goes about making her some cheese and macaroni, with her ''constantly'' stating more/less cheese/macaroni. Finally, she cries out "Perfect!" and then throws it in Courage's face, stating she hates cheese and macaroni. [[CatchPhrase The things he does for love]], indeed. |
| 184 | * One episode of ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'' has a [[ShowWithinAShow Reality Show]] about two brothers making ottoman chairs. They make one for [[VillainsOutShopping Flintheart Glomgold]], who tells the hosts that they cannot expect him to use something that doesn't have his face on it. A few scenes later, we hear him again complaining that the hosts expect him to put his feet where his face is printed on. |
| 185 | * ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'': Peter tried to teach Chris how to defraud the restaurant by planting a dead guy in the soup bowl. Unfortunately, Chris' prop hadn't actually died yet... |
| 186 | * ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'': One customer in "The Sad, Sad tale of Chicken Foot" keeps demanding his coleslaw from the cashier in the restaurant despite said coleslaw being on his tray in front of him. |
| 187 | -->''YOU HAVE YOUR SLAW, SIR!'' |
| 188 | * ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'': |
| 189 | ** In "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E14SuitedForSuccess Suited for Success]]", Rarity's attempts to design new dresses for her friends turns them all into Unsatisfiable Customers with vague (20% cooler), tacky (galoshes), or impractical (constellations among other things) suggestions which nearly drive her to distraction. After seeing [[RummageSaleReject the reception their own designs get]], they gratefully accept her original offerings, while for her part Rarity learns that she can't please everypony. |
| 190 | ** In "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E23InspirationManifestation Inspiration Manifestation]]", Rarity thinks Claude is this at first, until she ''is'' able to satisfy him. |
| 191 | * In ''WesternAnimation/OKKOLetsBeHeroes'', our three main characters (especially Enid the cashier) work at a bodega, and of course run into no shortage of customers who seemingly can't be satisfied no matter what. For example, there's Pird, who's [[FishOutOfWater an escaped science experiment too clueless and incompetent to find what he wants or even perform basic tasks without assistance]]; Skateboard Nerd, who [[JerkAss harasses Enid for not having an item he wants after she explains it's sold out]]; and Wally the White, who [[TheThingThatWouldNotLeave loiters in the store without intending to buy anything]], instead [[RamblingOldManMonologue content to waste the employees' time with boring and pointless stories]], only to [[AttentionWhore lash out when nobody pays attention to him]]. Even bodega owner Mr. Gar -- who's otherwise a strict boss to work for -- [[ReasonableAuthorityFigure concedes that the customer is not always right and encourages his employees to stand up for themselves]]. |
| 192 | * ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'': In ''Not So Awesome Blossom,'' our carrot-topped little champion feels that she can't do anything right, runs away from home, and eventually gets a job at a place called Hot Dog On A Skewer. The customers obviously see Blossom as inept in that job as she, being the only employee seen, cannot do three things at once (the capper having her throw a mustard bottle to the ground in disgust and having it squirt in her face). |
| 193 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': Homer gets on a bag boy's nerves before a HalfwayPlotSwitch sends the family on an African Safari. |
| 194 | -->'''Homer:''' Wait -- I changed my mind. Stack it in the order I'll eat it driving home.\ |
| 195 | '''Bag Boy 1:''' Sir, please! I already bagged it by color, and in order of each item's discovery by man.\ |
| 196 | '''Homer:''' Customer's always right; that's what everybody likes about us. Now, mush!\ |
| 197 | [...]\ |
| 198 | '''Homer:''' ''[poking Bag Boy 1 with a french loaf]'' Hurry up! I can't stand here jabbing you all day.\ |
| 199 | '''Bag Boy 1:''' That's it. On behalf of Sack Stuffers Local 199, I'm calling a strike! |
| 200 | ** And Agnes Skinner (the principal's mother) says to the bag boy, "I want the groceries all in one bag. And I don't want it to be heavy." |
| 201 | * In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs1981'', Greedy sells his services to an obese gnome king who ends up taking his cooking skills for granted, not even allowing Greedy to take any time off to spend with the king's son. |
| 202 | * ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' has suffered some particularly antagonistic examples: |
| 203 | ** Bubble Bass is an extremely PickyEater with [[OvercomplicatedMenuOrder overly complicated tastes]], who cackles maniacally when he claimed [=SpongeBob=] forgot the pickles on his order, sending him into a HeroicBSOD. Bubble Bass in fact hid the pickles under his tongue the whole time ([[NoodleIncident along with someone's car keys]]), to [[AbuseOfReturnPolicy gain a refund (and thus a free Krabby Patty)]] ''and'' [[ForTheEvulz to undermine SpongeBob's confidence]]. |
| 204 | ** "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS1E5PizzaDeliveryHomeSweetPineapple Pizza Delivery]]" is based on [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward's journey to the house of a guy who asks for a pizza delivery from [[WrongRestaurant a restaurant that doesn't deliver OR make pizzas]]. When they finally get there, after a ridiculous struggle through hell and back, the customer berates [=SpongeBob=] to the point of tears for forgetting a soda he ''didn't even order''. Fortunately, Squidward [[EveryoneHasStandards forced the customer]] [[PetTheDog to take the pizza "on the house"]] by throwing pizza at him. |
| 205 | --->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Did he change his mind?\ |
| 206 | '''Squidward:''' He sure did, [[ForceFeeding ate the whole thing in one bite]]. |
| 207 | ** The whole plot behind "[[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS4E9KrustyTowersMrsPuffYoureFired Krusty Towers]]". When Mr. Krabs turns the Krusty Krab into the titular hotel, his policy-- "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request"-- outright ensures that his customers can be as unreasonable and unsatisfiable as they want until their satisfactions are met no matter how much employees complain (in this case, [[LazyBum Squidward]]). Bonus points that [[MeanBoss Krabs will not allow employees to use the elevator and instead make them take the stairs]]. |
| 208 | *** Patrick becomes the first guest and Squidward is consistently on the receiving end with his many outrageous requests, from carrying his bags filled with rocks upstairs to peeling the crust off his Krabby Patties to unclogging the toilet mere seconds after Squidward returned to the lobby to giving him a bubble bath. The latter of which finally drives Squidward to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere quit]]. |
| 209 | *** After Squidward quits, he immediately returns as a guest [[ATasteOfTheirOwnMedicine to turn Mr. Krabs' own policy]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard against him]], from making him carry him upstairs to baking cookies "just like his mother used to make" to making him eat a Krabby Patty with toenail clippings and nose hair trimmings (there was no cheese due to all of it covering Patrick's hotel room) to ordering him to completely redo his hotel room several times over until it is reverted to its original state. Finally, [[DidntThinkThisThrough Squidward's antics go too far when he has a swimming pool moved into his room, which causes the hotel to collapse due to his and SpongeBob and Patrick's combined weight]] and [[StatusQuoIsGod the Krusty Krab to return to its original state]], sending them and Mr. Krabs to the hospital in the process. Mr. Krabs concedes after the fact that the hotel business is a bad idea, [[HereWeGoAgain not that it doesn't stop him from wanting to turn the Krusty Krab into a hospital]] after getting billed [[ShockinglyExpensiveBill $15,000]], though... |
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