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3[[labelnote:*]]''Why is everyone so offensive around here?''[[/labelnote]]
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5Either check out the list of tropes that [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin involve jerks in some way, shape, or form]], or fuck off!
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7[[labelnote:*]]''You don't have to shout!''[[/labelnote]]
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9[[VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay I'M DEAF! SPEAK UP OR FUCK OFF!!]]
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11Oh and of course, contrast us with those goody-two-shoed twink-looking types at APoliteIndex. BUT don't even think about confusing this for ThisIndexTouchesItself (though all the virgins do that), or TearJerker (which makes you lot look like pathetic weak pussies who [[VideoGame/MightyNo9 cry like anime fans on prom night]]), or the Creator/SteveMartin film ''Film/TheJerk'', let alone indexes that are just as full of annoying trash, or I'll kick your ass!
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13[[labelnote:*]]''Hmmm...Hang on a second.''[[/labelnote]]
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15!!Look at the tropes, and quit stumbling like some lummox!:
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18'''Main trope:'''
19+ {{Jerkass}}
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24+ AbuseTropes: I treat you terribly, because I know you deserve it!
25++ TheBully: Harassing pathetic, wimpy losers like you is what I do best.
26++ ChildAbuseTropes: I'm gonna beat some respect into you for being a stupid little brat!
27++ SadismIndex: I really ''enjoy'' making them squirm and suffer in fear, misery and pain!
28+ AngerTropes: YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry That's because you fucking deserve it, bloody goon!
29+ ADishonorableIndex: Who gives a crap about honor and dignity? They're more fit for softies and fools when you can get away with doing things dirty!
30+ HatredTropes: I've barely known you for a minute, but I've already decided that I despise your goddamn guts as my sworn enemy!
31++ EnvyAndJealousyTropes: How dare you have something that I really want, because ''I deserve it more than you!''
32++ PrejudiceTropes: I don't care if I'm called a "bigot" just because I really dislike this particular category of people. I believe they're all weird/crazy/stupid/dishonest/evil; and the idea that any of these [insert offensive slur here] deserve equal respect from obviously superior people like ourselves, is nothing but laughable PC nonsense!
33+++ {{Dehumanization}}: They're not "people" like you and I am. They're nothing but subhuman animals who don't deserve to live among us.
34+++ FantasticRacism: Any inferior ''species'' isn't welcome here with us. Get lost, and go back to wherever your kind came from!
35+++ HomophobiaIndex: I don't like any of these queer weirdos, because they're all disgusting perverts who gross me out!
36+++ IntolerableTolerance: I can do whatever I want because I'm part of a minority, and if you have a problem with that, then you're just an intolerant bigot!
37+ {{Hypocrite}}s: Don't act like a jerk, dickhead! Because only ''I'' can be as nasty as I want.
38+ IceQueen: Don't try to impress me. A whole bunch of losers out there aren't worth my time.
39+ InsultTropes: I love to put down pathetic, stupid, worthless losers with whatever offensive terms I can think of when I see fit!
40++ OhGreatASnarkIndex: Wow, [[SarcasmMode you're such an amazing person who really deserves my respect despite me sneering at you]].
41++ TheseTropesShouldWatchTheirLanguage: Goddamn you to hell, you shitty-ass, motherfucking, bastard son-of-a-bitch!
42+ NoSympathyForThisIndex: These tropes are signs I'm someone you're supposed to hate!
43+ PridefulTropes: I'm the greatest person in the world, so inferior losers by the ton should just bow down to me!
44+ ScaryAnimalsIndex: ''(Angry growling and hissing)''
45+ SelfishnessTropes: Because ''I'm'' the most important person here, ''my'' needs and wants are always much more important than ''yours''!
46++ EntitledToThisIndex: I deserve everything this world has to offer, and you don't!
47+ TheOnlyRighteousIndexOfFanatics: ''I'' am the only righteous index there is out there! Call me a fanatic and I’ll [[DisproportionateRetribution have you locked up in thine dungeons! Or better yet, EXECUTED!]]
48+ ThisIndexIsABitch: What, you honestly thought that I'm nicer just because I'm a woman? Ha, I'm even ''worse'' than any of the bad men around me!
49+ {{Villains}}: We're more than just mere "jerks"; we're terrifyingly wicked, ruthless, and evil. We don't mind but may love committing horrible atrocities just to get whatever we want.
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52[[folder:Types of Jerks]]
53* AbsoluteXenophobe: You're not one of us, so you must be shunned, exiled, or die!
54* AbusiveOffspring: I'm your child, but that doesn't mean you should treat me like crap. No, actually I should boss ''you'' around, so do what I say or I will kick your ass!
55* AbusiveParents: I'm your parent and I can do and say whatever the hell I want to you, you du-get here you little...! Now do what I say or I'll whoop your ass some more!
56* AdultHater: I hate grown-ups and I'm sick of them ordering me around!
57* AffectionHatingKid: I hate it when grownups kiss each other and talk all mushy when I'm around!
58* TheAggressiveDrugDealer: I'm gonna get you to buy my drugs even if I have to force you to get addicted to them!
59* AlphaBitch: I'm the queen bee of high school! Pathetic losers without my perks aren't worthy to be around my presence!
60** AcademicAlphaBitch: I'm also smarter than you, too!
61** BetaBitch: I'm the second-in-command! I may not be alpha, but at least I'm nowhere near a loser like them and their friends!
62** LovableAlphaBitch: I look down on every loser in school... Except you. You're alright in my book.
63* AngryBlackManStereotype: Those white people are always out to get us!
64* AngryChef: YOU MESSED UP IN MY KITCHEN; I'M STARTING TO GET REALLY MEAN!
65* AngryWhiteMan: Society has become too diverse, we white people are getting the shaft!
66* AnnoyingYoungerSibling: I'm the little sibling and I can annoy my big brother/sister whenever I want to!
67* ArrogantKungFuGuy: I can kick your crooked ass with my martial arts skills!
68* AsianRudeness: ダメな奴だな、てめえは。[[labelnote:Translation]]What a loser![[/labelnote]]
69* AssInAmbassador: I come from another country to tell you foreigners that your country sucks and y'all can fuck off!
70* AssholeVictim: Something terrible has happened to me, and you jerks still don't give a shit about me?! I may be an asshole, but I didn't do anything to [[LaserGuidedKarma directly bring this on myself]]!
71* BabysitterFromHell: Your parents are away, so I'm the king around this house, you little runt!
72* BabysittersNightmare: My parents hired you to babysit me? I'll make you wish you were never born!
73* BadInfluencer: I'm a popular Internet celebrity, so the people endangered and inconvenienced by my actions can kiss my ass!
74* BadSanta: "Naughty" or "nice"? You're ''all'' naughty!
75* BalkanBastard: Remove kebab!
76* TheBarnum: There's a sucker born every minute, and you're one of them! And I'm going to prove it to ya by bleeding your wallet dry with a biiiiii~gggggg smile on my face!
77* BastardBastard: I'm an asshole because my shithead parents aren't married!
78* BeautyIsBad: I'm far more pretty than any of those ugly-ass ogres!
79* TheBerserker: I AM DEFEATING YOU- BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
80* BigBrotherBully: I love tormenting my little twerp of a brother/sister!
81* BigJerkOnCampus: I’m the coolest guy in school, so I’m better than you! So I’ll beat and bully any losers I want!
82* BigotWithABadge: You're under arrest for being black! Question my authority, and I'll beat your colored ass with my nightstick!
83* BitchInSheepsClothing: What? You thought I was actually a nice person? Ha, I sure played you for an idiot!
84** FalseFriend: The only reason I ever pretended to be your buddy is because you're just a very gullible and happens-to-be useful mean-to-an-end like the idiots who I can easily fool for my own personal gain.
85** JerkassAtYourDiscretion: I'm only being mean now because we're all alone, loser!
86* TheBogan: Da fuck are ya lookin' at, cunts? Shove off outta here if ya don't want a beatdown from down unda', ya bloody gronks!
87* BoomerangBigot: Everyone of the same kind as I am is full of shit, and I don't give a fuck if that makes me a traitor to their kind!
88* BoyfriendBlockingDad: You keep your hands off my daughter! If I catch you so much as ''kissing'' her, you'll be very sorry!
89* BrattyHalfPint: What? You...Refuse to play with me? YOU MUST DIE!
90* BrattyTeenageDaughter: I'm a teenage girl, so why isn't the rest of the world catering to me and my every whims like they should?
91* BrooklynRage: I'm from New York and I'm da rudest, meanest, nastiest person on earth and I'll beat ya' head in if ya look at me funny!
92* TheBrute: I beat people up for fun!
93* TheCaligula: I'm your ruler, don't defy me or I'll have you executed!
94* CardCarryingJerkass: I ''know'' that I'm a foul-tempered, mean-spirited bastard, and I'm ''proud'' of that!
95* CausticCritic: Anything I review tends to suck, that includes whatever you make, you pathetic creators!
96* ChildHater: I hate kids at least most of the time and I'd like to get rid of those little shits or at least kick one out of its shoes!
97** TeenHater: I hate those rebellious angsty hormonal [[TeensAreMonsters monsters]] too! Stay the fuck away from me if you're in the 13-19 age range!
98* ChildhoodMemoryDemolitionTeam: Your trite feelings and memoriee of this location mean nothing to me so I'm demolishing it!
99* ChoosyBeggar: You say I'm picky? Well suck it the fuck up! I could accept what you gave me, but I have enough standards to know what I really want!
100* CompetitionFreak: Rise and shine, you lazy motherfuckers! After you all failed to outdo my douchebaggery yesterday, I've decided where the ''real'' fun is! We're going to raid an army base and swim across the ocean to a mobile offshore base to drop them off! '''''NOW GET YOUR ASSES GOING!''''' Unless you automatically declare me your superior once again, in which case I'll leave you alone to fight alongside me another day, the last one there is a scummy turd in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere!
101* CompleteMonster: I'm utterly vile and rotten to the core and I don't give a shit what anyone has to say about it. Suck on that and watch as I probably will tell others to fuck off if I get the chance!
102* CondescendingCalmness: There's no need to get upset. All I'm asking is for something completely unfair, and you can't do anything about it.
103* CopHater: Fuck every single one of those [[PolicePig pigs]]!
104* CorruptCorporateExecutive: The only thing I like more than using the company I run to make money is screwing over my worthless employees and the suckers willing to buy my products in every way my devious mind can think of.
105* CorruptedCharacterCopy: I'm a pastiche of a character from another work of fiction, except I'm a far worse person than the loser I'm imitating.
106* CrankyLandlord: I fucking hate loud, annoying tenants like you living in my apartment and I'd like to kick you out!
107* CrankyNeighbor: I fucking hate living next door to a complete degenerate like you!
108* CrassCanuck: You think Canadians are nice? Well we're not!
109* CrazyCatLady: Who needs stupid insufferable people when you can have cats? Leave me alone or I'm hurling a cat at you!
110* DancingRoyalty: You think you're a better dancer than me, the best this night club's ever seen? We'll see about that!
111* DeadpanSnarker: Don't worry, my friend. [[SarcasmMode I'm not going to offend you with my sarcasm]], because you're too clueless to understand it.
112* DeanBitterman: I'm in charge of the school! I don't like students like you, and I would be more than happy to make you suffer here!
113* DefrostingIceQueen: Get lost. I don't have time to talk with just anyone... On second thought, maybe you're [[{{Pun}} cool]] to hang around with.
114* DepravedDentist: I can't promise you won't feel a thing when I pull this tooth! But I ''can'' promise you ''will'' feel it!
115* DepravedKidsShowHost: Don't be fooled by the fact that my day job is hosting a children's show. I'm in a miserable mood and have done things so despicable behind your cameras that those network executive yahoos will probably fire me if they knew about my misdeeds!
116* DerangedParkRanger: Don't break any rules in this park, or I'll kick your ass!
117* DiabolicalDogcatcher: Aww, are you a cute wittle doggie-woggie? Hope you like the pound!
118* DirtyCoward: When I see danger, I run away and I don't care if you jackasses are going to suffer or die! My safety is more important than yours!
119* DoctorsDisgracefulDemotion: They took my medical license because of my ethics violations, but they failed to understand my genius!
120* DrJerk: All I can tell you about this next procedure is that it will be...EXCRUCIATING!!
121* DrillSergeantNasty: My job is to act like a major asshole so I can turn pussified street scum and whatnot into ruthless, badass war machines! Now drop and give me 50, maggot!
122* DryCrusader: The prohibition era should have been more than an era, it should have been always!
123* DublinSkanger: I come from North Dublin in Ireland, and you're gonna get knifed in two minutes.
124* EcoTerrorist: Do what's good for the environment or I'll fucking kill you!
125* EcocidalAntagonist: I'm a bad guy who's so evil that I enjoy polluting the environment and don't care that my actions are destroying the planet!
126* EducationMama: Stop wasting your time with your silly, childish dreams! If I don't see you score As consistently, I will make you study harder, even if it breaks you!
127* EgocentricallyReligious: God loves me because I am holier than thou, you wretched sinner!
128** TheFundamentalist: My religion is superior to yours, infidel! Accept my beliefs, or burn in hell!
129* EnemyToAllLivingThings: I am hostile towards every living thing in my presence, and don't think I won't take advantage of my powers to harm them!
130* EnfantTerrible: Adults are so easy to manipulate! I can do whatever I want to whoever I want, throw tantrums, or manipulate others, because nobody will ever suspect a cute little kid like me!!!
131* EnragedByIdiocy: How can this person be this goddamned stupid?! I'm gonna beat the crap out of you if you don't stop being such an irksome dumbass, you moronic fuckwit!
132* EntitledBastard: I can treat you however I want to treat you, and I expect you to do stuff for me or else!
133* EntitledToHaveYou: Who gives a shit if you're in love with someone else? You're mine to do whatever I want!
134* EqualOpportunityOffender: I shit on whoever I feel like, regardless of if they're black, white, Asian, Hispanic, male, female, non-binary, straight, gay, bi, a pansy, whatever!
135* EvilerThanThou: We're the superior villains here, so scram, amateurs!
136* ExperienceEntitlement: I'm more experienced in this thing than you are, so I have every right to look down on you!
137* TheExsNewJerkass: I'm with your ex now and I'm going to treat you like garbage while rubbing my relationship in your face.
138* FanHater: You're a fan of this crap? You're probably a loser who needs to get a life!
139* FantasyForbiddingFather: Son, how many times must I tell you to stop getting carried away with your pointless hobbies? Listen to me right now, or YouAreGrounded!
140* FatBastard: Hey, don't you dare call me a fatass, you piece of shit! Now go and bring me more food ''right now'', dammit!
141* FetishizedAbuser: I'm abusive to my love interest and it's ''sexy''!
142* FetusTerrible: Don't think I can't hate you right from inside the womb because I sure as hell can!
143* FieryRedhead: You ''certainly'' shall not mess with me, because I have red hair!
144* FightingIrish: Imma Irish, so git da fuck oot or else I will kill ya!
145* FratBro: I live and breathe being in a fraternity and can be as big as an asshole as I want!
146* FrenchJerk: Je leur dis des putains de misérables: Vas te faire enculer, salope. [[labelnote:Translation:]]I tell those damn miserable people: Go fuck yourself, bitch![[/labelnote]]
147* TheFriendNobodyLikes: My dumb friends hate me, but who gives a damn? I'm still in their little social circle.
148* FriendshipHatingAntagonist: You losers actually rely on friendships and bonds to get ahead in life? Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.
149* FunHatingConfiscatingAdult: Damn you, kids! Keep your toys away from my yard, or I will take them away, and you'll never see them again!
150* TheGadfly: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4 I wanna do it because it's fun, it's fun to do bad things,]] like embarrassing other people just to get them to react!
151* GirlbossFeminist: I'm a strong independent HighPoweredCareerWoman with a lot of money, so respect me or else you're misogynist!
152* GoldDigger: Haha!! You really thought a bombshell like me would actually ''"love"'' an ugly shmuck like you? I married you for your money and nothing else, you clown! Now go work and get some more money so I can spend it because I'm not doing ''anything'' ever and you will like it!!
153* GoodIsNotNice: Yeah, yeah. I'm a hero who saves the day, but that doesn't mean I'm a nice guy, so get a clue, or buzz off!
154* GrammarNazi: Your grammar sucks! Fix it now, you uneducated fool!
155* GreedyTelevangelist: I just love using religion to dupe suckers into giving me their money!
156* GreenAndMean: My skin color is green and I hate yours...or at least enough peoples' guts!
157* {{Griefer}}: I vandalize and terrorize Online Games [[ForTheEvulz because I can]], [[{{Mooks}} sometimes with groups participating]].
158* TheGrinch: I despise Christmas and am willing to ruin the holiday for everyone who's celebrating it because I am that petty!
159* GruesomeGrandparent: Not only do I treat my children like crap, but I treat all their children like crap, too!
160* GrumpyOldMan: I'm an old man/woman and I hate everything about life in the modern world. Now get off my lawn, you stupid kids!
161* {{Greed}}: Mine, ''Mine'', '''''MINE!'''''
162* HairTriggerTemper: It takes little for a number of things to piss me off, you being one of them!
163* HandsomeLech: Step aside, sister! I ought to call up my stylist and make an appointment for you, and I refuse to get out of your way until you show me every single pimple and imperfection on that ever-so mysterious body of yours! Starting with your--[[ArmedWithPepperSpray OWWW!]]
164* HarshTalentShowJudge: A subpar talent show performance? Get off the stage, you honking pig!
165* HateSink: I'm a douche just so you viewers sitting on your dirty couches can have someone to hate.
166* HatesEveryoneEqually: Oh yeah? I hate you and everyone else, no matter who you are!
167** MaddenIntoMisanthropy: HumansAreBastards, and now look what you've done!
168** MisanthropeSupreme: Whether or not I'm prone to saying "fuck the world", I hate about ''every human'' in it!
169* HatedByAll: I'm such a jerk that nobody likes me. Whatever! [[HatesEveryoneEqually I hate them all right back!]]
170* HatesReading: Reading's for sissies! I'd sooner wipe my butt with this manual's pages than read it to learn what I need to know!
171* TheHeckler: BOO! Your performance stinks!
172* HeroKiller: I'm a villain renowned for killing heroes and it's glorious!
173* HeteronormativeCrusader: Being gay means that you're [[BlatantLies cursed, or possessed by a demon]]!
174* HolierThanThou: I am much higher than all of you sinners! Begone!
175* HollywoodAtheist: We atheists support science and logic! We're way too smart for that fairy tale garbage you Christards believe!
176* HopeCrusher: I enjoy crushing your hopes and watch you fall into despair! Hahahaha!
177* HotBlooded: NOT ONLY I AM ENTHUSIASTIC, BUT I AM ALSO MEAN!!!
178* {{Hypocrite}}: I will assert a point and then contradict it immediately after! I don't care if it makes me completely inconsistent!
179* TheIdiotFromOsaka: I come from Osaka and fuck your [[JapanesePoliteness mannerisms and politeness]] you Tokyoite!
180* IndispensableScoundrel: I'm shadier than a rain forest but the good guys need me around because of who and what I know and what I can do.
181* IneffectualLoner: A wolf needn't bring themselves down by associating with sheep.
182* InsufferableGenius: I look down on average folk, who look like dimwits because I'm a genius!
183* InsufferableImbecile: Duuh, I would rather hit my head with a hammer and break shit than hang out with these bitches!
184* IntentionalHeartbreaker: I date people just for the pleasure of breaking up with them, though they should be lucky I even bothered to talk to them at all!
185* InternetJerk: I'm an asshole because it's the internet (or any other anonymous setting) and I can say whatever the fuck I want! If you're offended, then too bad, stay butthurt!
186* InvisibleJerkass: [[spoiler:You can't see me, haha! That means I can use my invisibility to do mean things to you!]]
187* ItsAllAboutMe: This index is all about how great ''I'' am, forget the rest!
188* JackassGenie: I'm here to grant you three wishes, but I can do ''whatever I want to you'' when granting them. BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor, sucker!
189* JerkJock: I'm the alpha male of high school! Get out of my way, you wimps, or I'll kick your ass!
190* JerkSue: No matter how much of a dick I am, all these dipshits still worship the fucking ground I walk on, [[invoked]][[MarySueTropes cuz I'm perfect and they know it]]!
191* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Sure, I'm liable to act like or flat-out be an asshole, but I can be a nice guy every now and then.
192** JerkWithAHeartOfJerk: ...NOT! Did you really think that I have a heart? Are you a moron or what?!
193* JerkassGods: Worship me, thine weak-looking, pitiful mortal, or I'll smite you!
194* JerkassWoobie: My life sucks! [[DontYouDarePityMe What? I don't need your damn pity! Get the hell away from me!]]
195* KarmaHoudini: I'll never get my comeuppance for being an asshole! I dare you to stop me if you can, which I'm certain you will fail!
196** KarmaHoudiniWarranty: Oh, hell! In this new installment of the series, the narrative's no longer shielding me from facing consequences for my misdeeds. ThisIsGonnaSuck!
197* KarmicButtMonkey: Why do all bad things happen to me? The assholes are them, [[NeverMyFault not me!]]
198* KarmicTrickster: I love tricking my annoying rivals like you!
199* KidsAreCruel: I'm 8 years old and I find it fun to pick on people or hate them! I wanna kill you all!
200** TeensAreMonsters: Well, I'm 16 and I hate you just as much! I love making everyone miserable!
201* TheKilljoy: I hate happy people, and I'll do whatever it takes to sour the mood!
202* KnightTemplar: You can't call me a jerkass or a villain despite dangerous things I might do, I'm a hero and the end will justify the means!
203** TautologicalTemplar: I don't give a fuck what everybody says! I'm a good guy so everything I do is good because I say so!
204* KillerRobot: I’m a robot who wishes to kill all you humans, bitches!
205* LeanAndMean: I may not be big and strong, but I still fucking hate your ass no matter what the fuck I look like!
206* LightIsNotGood: These morons think that [[BeautyEqualsGoodness just because I look sweet and innocent on the outside,]] [[BitchInSheepsClothing that makes me benevolent on the inside]]. (Sigh) What a bunch of suckers...
207* LowerClassLout: I'm poor and don't have much money, but you know what? Fuck you!
208* ManipulativeBastard: I can trick you into doing whatever I want you to do, because you're a gullible fool who believes whatever they're told.
209* MayorPain: I'm the mayor of this town, but I don't really care for what happens as long as I don't have to waste money.
210** SleazyPolitician: I'm a politician who's only in it for the perks.
211** CorruptPolitician: I ''own'' this country!
212* MeanBoss: Troper, you're a minute late! What do I pay useless idiots like you for? Now get your lazy ass back to work, or else you're fired!
213** BadBoss: Any worthless employees who disappoint me are going to suffer my wrath, preferably in a very painful way. Now get back to work, or I will ''literally'' kill all of you!
214* MoralGuardians: [[TheFundamentalist Blasphemous]]! [[PoliticalOvercorrectness Offensive]]! Put an end to this right now, or else we'll do it by force!
215* MoralMyopia: You asshole! How dare you do that horrible thing to me! I should be doing that to you!
216* MorallyBankruptBanker: I'll do anything for money, even if it involves extortion!
217* TheNapoleon: Are you mocking my height, you meathead? If so, then I'll have you executed!
218* {{Narcissist}}: Get used to it bitches, I know I look good! And guess what? The world really does revolve around ''ME'', not you.
219* TheNeidermeyer: I fucking hate those faggots that call themselves soldiers and I don't give three shits if they feel the same way about me!
220* NerdyBully: You think I'm a dorky geek? Fuck off, you're the real loser!
221* NicenessDenial: No, that was not a nice thing I did, I was actually trying to screw you off and make you the laughing stock of the year! ... How did that backfire?
222* NorthernIrishAndNasty: You're gonna have [[UsefulNotes/TheTroubles Troubles]] if you fuck with me, pal.
223* NotSoWellIntentionedExtremist: Unlike the ''well-intentioned'' extremist, I can't be bothered to justify my acts of terrorism with altruistic reasons! Instead, I will claim altruism, but act on the philosophy that ItsAllAboutMe!
224* NouveauRiche: I got all this money and you ain't getting shit from it!
225* ObnoxiousEntitledHousewife: I don't have to care about anybody else! I'm a member of the homeowners' association!
226* ObnoxiousInLaws: Why did my son/daughter marry that bitch/bastard?!
227* ObstructiveBureaucrat: I don't care if this delays you from averting a life or death situation. File the paperwork properly or I won't let you save your friend's life!
228* ObstructiveZealot: I zealously pursue a higher goal and reject anything and everything that doesn't jibe with the Truth that I know!
229* OmnicidalNeutral: You dare declare me an enemy because I won't pick a side? I'll just kill all of you, then!
230* OpportunisticVendors: I'll take any opportunity to hawk my wares, no matter how rude, greedy and/or inappropriate it is!
231* OrderliesAreCreeps: I just love using my job as an excuse to treat patients like worthless wastes of oxygen where they lie!
232* TheParanoiac: People like you are full of shit, because I know you're out to get me! So I have every right to antagonize people!
233* ThePerfectionist: I want everything to be perfect... or else [[GeorgeJetsonJobSecurity I WILL FIRE YOU!!!]]
234* PhonyVeteran: I lie about or exaggerate my experience in the military to look good!
235* PlasticBitch: I've done plastic surgery on my face, and now I'm prettier than you!
236* PoliceAreUseless: I'm the police, but I am severely incompetent and don't want to do my job. Screw justice!
237** RabidCop: I like to beat the shit out of punks who step an inch out of line!
238** DirtyCop: I don't care for upholding the law, I'm just abusing my position to commit crimes of my own!
239** KillerCop: ...Or worse, I'll use it to kill people!
240* PoliticalCorrectnessIsEvil: What's with the political correct attitude? You look like a sissy! Cut that out at once!
241* PoliticallyIncorrectHero: Just because I'm a good guy doesn't mean I'll treat all kinds of people nicely, so don't get all PC at me when I talk bad about any of you!
242* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: I'm the bad guy, so that means I proudly hate certain kinds of people with a passion!
243* PoliticalOvercorrectness: All of this is offensive! Change it at once or else we'll make you do it by force!
244* PresidentEvil: I'm in charge of the country, so I can abuse my power and treat my constituents like trash all I want!
245* ThePrimaDonna: You bozos aren't anything special! Only I am because I'm the star of the show!
246** PrimaDonnaDirector: [[WebAnimation/LooneyTunesIntroBloopers All of you asswipes need to get back to production and don't question my authority]] [[GeorgeJetsonJobSecurity or else you're all fired!]]
247* ProfanityPolice: Did you just cuss? I'll punish you severely if you don't start watching your language!
248* TheProudElite: I'm handsome, fit, intelligent, sophisticated, and rich. I also don't like low-life losers such as them.
249* PsychopathicManchild: I'm not a child, I'm a grown-ass man! So shut your fucking mouth calling me immature, you bitch-ass retard!
250* PullingYourChildAway: Don't you dare come near ''my'' child, you filthy brute!
251* RambunctiousItalian: Im-a mean Italian, and you dont-a piss me off or-a else I will-a punch ya!
252* RedIsViolent: Red is the color of blood, and that will be yours--all over the floor!
253* ReformedButNotTamed: Just because I'm no longer the bad guy doesn't mean I'm going to soften up and not be a grouch!
254* ResentfulGuardian: You annoying little shit! It's all your fault that I'm not living out my dreams and now I'm stuck raising your little ass!
255* RichBitch: I'm very wealthy, and I enjoy looking down on lowly commoners from the comfort of my mansion.
256** RoyalBrat: I'm royalty, so I deserve everything that you dirty peasants can never have!
257* TheRival: I'm not the main villain, but I hate stupid pathetic losers, which is what you look like and would love to kick your ass at any chance! And more importantly, I want to prove I'm better than you!
258** PrivilegedRival: I have all the money and power to get ahead of you peons and you're too broke to do anything about it!
259** StockShonenRival: I'm the polar opposite to that [[StockShonenHero naive, happy-go-lucky idiot]] and I hate him and everyone else who are below my level!
260* SadistTeacher: It's so much fun treating students like crap.
261* {{Sadist}}: I just LOVE watching you suffer in pain and misery!
262* SassyBlackWoman: I'm a strong black woman and I say what I want, when I want, ''how'' I want! If you gotta problem with that, then get yo' wimpy ass outta my way!
263* SchlubbyScummySecurityGuard: Security guards are pathetic assholes.
264* SchoolyardBullyAllGrownUp: I love tormenting everyone even when I'm an adult!
265* ScrewPolitenessImASenior: I'm a senior citizen, therefore, I can act like an asshole however, whenever and to whomever I want. Respect your elders, you little whippersnappers!
266* SenseiForScoundrels: You face an opponent on the streets or in competition, they are the enemy, and the enemy deserves no mercy. Is that understood?
267* SexIsEvilAndIAmHorny: You filthy whore! Provoking my desire by dressing all sexy like that? Very well, you asked for it, you ''will'' satisfy me. Now.
268* SilverSpoonTroublemaker: I'm going to causes so much trouble and you can't do anything about it because my parent's a public figure!
269* SirSwearsALot: I just fucking love to fucking swear! And if some fucking shitty ass motherfuckers don't like it and are butthurt about my swearing, they can go fuck your fucking selves, the fuckin' fucked up fuckfaced goddamn dipshits!
270* {{Slimeball}}: A sleazy, and morally-slippery character.
271* SmallTownTyrant: I'm the sherrif of this backwoods town so I get to do whatever I want!
272* SmarmyHost: A vain {{slimeball}} of a show's host.
273* SmoothTalkingTalentAgent: I butter up my clients and ditch them once I no longer see any need to exploit them.
274* SmugSnake: It feelssssss ssssssso good to be a nasssssssty and prideful basssssssstard, wouldn't you sssssssssay?
275* SmugStraightEdge: Purify now or else we will purify you!
276* SoapboxSadie: Listen up, you privileged shit, I am going to lecture you for a long time, and you need to be always listening!
277* TheSocialDarwinist: Don't be a pathetic weakling. I'm much stronger than the rest, who don't deserve any mercy. Only the tough survive.
278* TheSociopath: I don't care about morality, empathy, compassion, or any of those horse-shit ideals. I only look out for me, myself, and I.
279** ComedicSociopathy: Causing pain and suffering to others is hilarious!
280** HeroicComedicSociopath: Bonus points if I'm the "good" guy.
281** MoralSociopathy: I do what I think is right and I don't care about you or what I will do to you!
282** SociopathicHero: It doesn't matter if I'm one of "the good guys". I just want to kill people, especially you!
283* TheSoulless: I ''literally'' don't have a soul, so I can't feel any empathy or remorse.
284* SourOutsideSadInside: Get the fuck away from me! [[spoiler:Sob...]]
285* SourPrudes: You actually like this? Heh, heh! We are kinkshaming you right now!
286* SpartanSibling: I'm not going to help you deal with your little problems! Suck it up and deal with them yourself!
287* SpicyLatina: ¡Soy una mujer española, así que si me molestas, te golpeo! [[labelnote:translation]]I am one Spanish woman, so if you tick me off, I will hit you![[/labelnote]]
288* SpoiledBrat: My mommy and daddy give me everything I want, and I'm gonna rub it all in your stupid face! HA HA!
289* StopHavingFunGuys: You annoy me by enjoying this game! I play it to show that I'm better than you all!
290** {{Scrub}}: My game, my rules! Deal with it!
291* StrawCritic: Your movie sucks because it doesn't meet my impossibly high standards!
292* StrawFeminist: Men are nothing but sexist pigs and it's up to us feminists to show them their place!
293** DoesNotLikeMen: Fuck all men! (No, I don't mean that way, you perverts!) You're pigs and the worst this world has to offer!
294* StrawMisogynist: I'm a sexist prick towards women whose only purpose is to be proven wrong!
295** HeManWomanHater: You women suck (not just literally) and don't think the [=SJW=]s will save you!
296* StrawVegetarian: You eat meat? Then that makes you an inhuman monster who deserves scorn for thriving off the suffering of poor innocent animals who don't know nothin'! Go vegan or fuck off!
297* StrawVulcan: We ain't nuh carin' bout yer wittle fee fees! Feelingz 'ar fit for pussiez!
298* TheSvengali: I'm a bastard of a master who exploits and abuses my pupils for personal gain!
299* TechBro: Wild party last night, dude? What do you mean our tech screwed over a bunch of people?
300* TerminallyIllCriminal: Since I don't have much time left in this world, I may as well do some really evil shit before I croak!
301* ThinSkinnedBully: I like to be mean to other people, but cry like a baby when I'm given a taste of my own medicine.
302* TimeTravelingJerkass: I like to use time travel to do whatever the hell I want because I know nobody can stop me. And if I'm ruining the lives of the people I hate (or even straight up erasing them from existence) by doing so, even better!
303* TokenEvilTeammate: I'm part of a group of good guys, but I'm nothing like those goody-two-shoes!
304* {{Troll}}: [[ForTheEvulz I love pissing people off!]] Especially when I don't care for something I just saw, so I'm fishing for reactions! (Sees picture of a Green Troll Monster and facepalms) Not that kind of Troll, noob!
305* TroubledAbuser: I treat you like crap, but it's because I was treated like crap in the past.
306* {{Tsundere}}: What?! It's not like I'm describing this trope for you or anything! And it's not like I have a soft side, so get it through your head, OKAY! [[spoiler:But I appreciate you for reading this, though.]]
307* {{Trumplica}}: I'm a yellow-haired millionaire who's full of himself and throws his weight around!
308* TheUnapologetic: I'm not sorry for being an asshole!
309* UncleanlinessIsNextToUngodliness: I don't give a shit how bad I smell, you [[{{Irony}} piece of shit]]! I'll smell however the fuck I want! And you're gonna have to take my disgusting body odor like a man, you squeaky clean pussy!
310* TheUnfettered: I'm gonna get what I want, and I don't care who I have to step on or who suffers to get it!
311* UngratefulBastard: You think I'm gonna thank you for saving me? Piss off! I still hate you and I should kick your ass!
312* UnsatisfiableCustomer: This is not how I want my food to be like, you dolt! Your food sucks! Why would they hire an idiot like you?!
313* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: I'm an asshole, but these fans stupidly find me hilarious!
314* TheUpperCrass: I'm an aristocrat, part of the royal family, and I can do whatever I want!
315* VanHelsingHateCrimes: All monsters are evil freaks who deserve to die, so I'll kill all of them indiscriminately, even if they weren't intentionally hurting anyone!
316* VengefulAbandonedToy: You forgot about me when you grew up? After we were best friends during your entire childhood?! IllKillYou
317* VeryPunchableMan: You want to slug me so badly because I'm an asshole? I'd love to see any sissy try!
318* VillainyFreeVillain: I may not be a damn {{villain|S}} or anything, but I am such an unscrupulous, despicable douchebag, that you can still consider me one!
319* ViolentGlaswegian: Well, dinnae touch me or else I will punch yer butt out!
320* WartsAndAll: What?! You really thought I was some KnightInShiningArmor? Get your head out of the clouds... are you a fuckwit or what?!
321* WhiteHairBlackHeart: My hair is white, out of my way!
322* WickedStepmother: I'm now the woman that matters in your father's life! Accept absolute subservience to me or be sent to boarding school, your choice!
323* WikiVandal: Imma vandalize the pages I edit by inserting false information or inflammatory statements just to get under the other editors' skins!
324[[/folder]]
325
326[[folder:Groups of Jerks]]
327* AliensAreBastards: We came from outer space to dominate or maybe kill all of you while we probably use stock phrases like... PunyEarthlings!
328* AllOfTheOtherReindeer: We don't like you because you're different from the rest of us, and we'll find safety in numbers and treat you however we want to treat you!
329* AnimalWrongsGroup: Every single animal on the planet has a right to live, except you disgusting humans!
330* ApatheticCitizens: We got better things to do than to help save some homeless people.
331* CarLoadOfCoolKids: What a better way to let you know someone's a total loser than to have me and my cool friends mock them while sitting in our cool car and can drive off before they can come up with a response?
332* ChillyReception: We don't like you, new guy! And we're going to make your stay here miserable!
333* CorruptChurch: If anyone dares to cross us, we will condemn them to Hell!
334* GangOfBullies: We love to bully others who are weaker than us!
335* GirlPosse: We girls are, [[LikeIsLikeAComma like]], totally fabulous and we've got no problem humiliating weirdos like you!
336* HumansAreBastards: We're humans and we're assholes! Get used to it because we're everywhere on this planet full of shit, that's meant to be abused!
337** HumansAreTheRealMonsters: We humans are so bad that it makes those weird aliens look like angels.
338* PopularIsEvil: We're popular at school, so of course we're gonna bully all the losers below us on the PopularityFoodChain!
339* ThugDojo: Screw that lame "journey for enlightenment or [[MartialPacifist martial pacifism]]" bullshit; we practice real martial arts in this dojo and show the enemy no mercy!
340* TyrannicalHomeownersAssociation: We noticed your grass is an eighth of an inch too long. We're going to have to fine you for this.
341* UglyAmericanStereotype: We're Americans and we can act however we want to act in your country, so deal with it!
342* UngratefulTownsfolk: You saved our lives and we will repay you by chasing you out of town! [[TorchesAndPitchforks YAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!]]
343* UntrustingCommunity: We don't like you, visitor! Leave our town!
344* WorldOfJerkass: I may be a jerk, but so are you! And him, and her, and them too...
345[[/folder]]
346
347[[folder:Jerks in Pairings or Ensembles]]
348* AloofLeaderAffableSubordinate: My job is to lead this team, not to make friends with you! Go do that with my subordinate.
349* BullyAndWimpPairing: That shrimp is my personal punching bag! [[HypocriticalHeartwarming And nobody's allowed to mess him up but me]]!
350* CaptainSmoothAndSergeantRough: The captain may be easy on you, but I'm not!
351* GleefulAndGrumpyPairing: Ugh! I hate being paired up with this cheerful buffoon.
352* HeadbuttingHeroes: Neither of us care that we both do good and are on the same side. What matters is that I don't like the other guy and the other guy doesn't like me, either!
353* LightFeminineAndDarkFeminine: Call me a bitch all you want, at least I'm not some pathetic doormat like Ms. Mary Sunshine over here!
354* NiceMeanAndInbetween: I'm the mean one compared to the sweet turd and the middling doofus I love tormenting!
355* NobleMaleRoguishMale: Yes I'm an asshole but I look and act like a real man, unlike that beta male NiceGuy I'm paired up with!
356* PoliteVillainsRudeHeroes: [[GoodIsNotNice I'm not here to cuddle you, I'm here to do what's right]]. These [[AffablyEvil soft-spoken snakes are just trying to deceive you]]!
357* RichSiblingPoorSibling: I'm rich and privileged while my much less successful sibling has nothing!
358* RichSuitorPoorSuitor: With me, you won't have to work I can pay for all your desires, unlike that loser with no money.
359* RudeHeroNiceSidekick : I'm the hero here and unfortunately, I'm paired up with this naïve idiot of a sidekick. Oh, brother!
360* SmartJerkAndNiceMoron: I'm the brains of the bunch and sadly, I'm paired up with this idiot of a partner who screws up everything!
361* TeethClenchedTeamwork: We may be on the same side, but I hate your freakin' guts!
362* TenderTomboyishnessFoulFemininity: I'm the {{girly|Girl}} bitch here, and I'm paired with this [[{{Tomboy}} butch]] [[NiceGirl goody-two-shoes]].
363[[/folder]]
364
365[[folder:Mean Animals]]
366See ScaryAnimalsIndex for ones that are outright evil.
367* AngryAngryHippos: Grrrrr... (I'll crush you for daring to cross my territory!)
368* AnimalsHateHim: We animals hate you and we're going to get you!
369* AnimalStampede: We animals don't give a fuck and we'll run over you!
370* AngryGuardDog: WARRWF! SNARRRLLLL!!!! (Back off my yard, or I'll bite you!)
371* ApatheticPet: I don't give any real shit about my owner or their well-being!
372* BeeAfraid: BZZ! We're gonna sting you for no reason!
373* BewareOfViciousDog: Woof! GRRRRRRRR! Woof! GRRRRRRRRRR!! (I hate every outsider and I'm going to bite them!)
374* BrutishBulls: (Back off or I'll charge at you!)
375* BullyBulldog: Woof! Woof! GRRRRRR! (I love to push around cats and smaller dogs!)
376* CatsAreMean: MEEERRRRROOOOOOWWWWW!! (I hate you and I want to scratch your face!)
377* CatsAreSuperior: Meow. ''Hiss''. (I am by far the best animal in the world.)
378* CockyRooster: (Don't underestimate us chickens! I'll peck on your flesh too!)
379* CruelCoyotes: Aaah-ooooooooooooo!! (I'm gonna go after your little kid when they're outside!)
380* CruelElephant: [=BrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!=] (I am the king of the jungle, and you all are filthy little pests.)
381* DeceptivelyCuteCritter: I will act adorable so I can get something from you dumb humans!
382* DeviousDolphins (Hehehe, I'm not afraid to bully anyone under the seas. Just ask those porpoises, if they escaped somehow!)
383* FoulWaterfowl: ''*Honk! Honk! Hisssssssss! Honk!*'' (Get near me and I'll fuck you up!)
384* GruesomeGoat: (Get the fuck out or I will buck you into bits!)
385* AMischiefOfMice: Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak! (Come on, boys! Let's steal all of the food from the refrigerator and pin the blame on the cat!)
386* MisterMuffykins: GRRRRR... Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! (Get off or I'll bite you and scratch your face!)
387* ProudPeacock (I'm bragging how good us peacocks are!)
388* ScrewballSquirrel: Chirp! (I am a squirrel, but I can hit you with nuts!)
389* SinisterSwine: OINK! (Get off my farm or I'll bite and trample you!)
390* WilyWalrus: Grrr... (Get off my iceberg, or I'll impale you just like I ate those cute little oysters!)
391* XenophobicHerbivore (You carnivores and omnivores are dangerous, if not worthless pests.)
392* YouDirtyRat: Squeak! Squeak! (I'll steal your food, spread diseases, and ruin everything you love!)
393[[/folder]]
394
395[[folder:Things That Jerks Do]]
396* AbominationAccusationAttack: I'm going to falsely accuse you of doing or being something horrible, and thanks to mob mentality, the public will side with me and refuse to listen to your side of the story!
397* AcademiaElitism: Your education is pathetic compared to mine!
398* AccentuateTheNegative: The flaws piss me off so much, I'm not going to even bother acknowledging the merits!
399* AdHominem: You and your argument aren't worth jack shit!
400* AdoptionDiss: Your parents aren't your real parents, idiot!
401* AffairBlameTheBastard: You little bastard! It's your fault my wife had an affair!
402* AllGaysArePedophiles: I'm a homophobe willing to make things rough for gay people by falsely accusing them of preying on kids!
403* AllTakeAndNoGive: I like to take everything from you, and give nothing in return. You gotta deal with it!
404* AmputativeSentencing: Any thieves I catch in the act can say goodbye to their hands!
405* AndThereWasMuchRejoicing: We're so glad you died! Let's celebrate it!
406* AndYourLittleDogToo: Just to show you how much of an asshole I am, I'm gonna threaten the lives of your loved ones in front of you!
407* {{Angrish}}: Fuck you, idiotic per-ghkgkgjsisdjjtjtjfff... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!
408* AnimalTesting: I test on puny animal earthlings to emphasize my rudeness!
409* AppealToForce: I'm in charge here, and you better follow my orders and agree with me or else I will hit you!
410* AtLeastIAdmitIt: Yeah, I might be an asshole, but at least I don't bother hiding it like a pussy!
411* AttractivenessDiscrimination: I only go out with pretty people, not with ugly losers like you, so get lost!
412* AtomicFBomb: '''FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''
413* BackhandedApology: I'm sorry if this page offended anyone's limp-wristed feelings.
414* BadMoodAsAnExcuse: Something pissed me off! I'll take my frustrations out on everyone, especially you!
415* BadPeopleAbuseAnimals: I just love hurting these hapless-looking creatures! ...Damn dog! (throws a kick)
416* BadReviewThreat: If you don't give me what I want, I'll write a bad review about your business!
417* BaitAndSwitchCompassion: That's terrible about what happened to you... and I enjoy it! Hahahaha!
418* BaitTheDog: Look, I'm doing something nice...but only so I can do something really reprehensible!
419* BaldnessMockery: Piss off, chrome-dome!
420* BegTheDog: Maybe I'm a little rough on you but please, help me out here.
421* BigStupidDoodooHead: You and your stupid brain should know better than to mess with me, you doo-doo brained, pee-pee-breathed poopyface!
422* BitchSlap: What better way to make someone my little bitch than to slap you across your pathetic face?!
423* BlamingTheVictim: I don't give a damn that some asshole decided to beat/rob/rape/do other horrible things to you. It's your own fault for being such a vulnerable wuss, and you were probably asking for it anyway!
424* BrattyFoodDemand: I may be spoiled, badly brought-up, very young, or just plain impolite, but I don't care! Just gimme my food now!
425* BrutalHonesty: What's the matter? Are your feelings hurt because I told you the truth? Too bad! It's a dog-eat-dog world!
426* BullyingTheDisabled: You're crippled? I'll pick on you for that then.
427* ButForMeItWasTuesday: I killed your father? Maybe... but like I remember whether or not I did because I'm too busy committing atrocities everyday to care about who I killed in particular!
428* BuyOrGetLost: If you're not here to buy anything from me then beat it.
429* {{Blackmail}}: Do my bidding fuckhead, or else I’ll tell the police that one time you [[FelonyMisdemeanor had overdue library books]]!
430* CallingParentsByTheirName: I call my parents by their given names to show I don't respect them enough to refer to them as "Mom" and "Dad".
431* CallousnessTowardsEmergency: You need help? Screw that! That's your problem, not mine!
432* CatchphraseInsult: What could be a trademark insult for this person? I know! I'll call that one "loser" because it'll never be successful in life. I'll also call him or her "idiot" since they're stupid as fuck!
433* TheChainOfHarm: Someone more powerful than me treated me like crap, so I'll just treat you like crap you because you're weaker than me, and you'll eventually mistreat another person weaker than you and so on!
434* ComplainingAboutRescuesTheyDontLike: You might have saved me, but don't think for a moment that I'm going to be thankful to you!
435* CondescendingCompassion: You poor thing. Wasting your life rotting your miniscule brain by reading this page instead of doing something worthy of value. You have my pity.
436* CorporalPunishment: I'll bring physical pain onto you until you behave yourself, and don't you even start crying!
437* CoughSnarkCough: I openly insult someone, but make a half-assed effort of covering up my remark by sandwiching my rude statement between feigned coughs.
438* CowardiceCallout: You don't want to face your challenges like a man? What a pussy you are!
439* CrocodileTears: Gotcha! Did you actually think I was crying?!
440* CrueltyByFeet: [[KickThemWhileTheyreDown Kicking them while they're down]] is fun! Why shouldn't I do it?
441* CrushTheKeepsake: I'll crush your precious little keepsake just to show how much of a bastard I am!
442* {{Cyberbullying}}: I'm gonna make you cry as your reputation in social media goes to crap! And nobody will believe you! Hahahaha!
443* DartboardOfHate: What better way to show how much I hate someone's guts than to throw darts at a dartboard with a picture of yall's ugly-ass face attached to it?
444* DearNegativeReader: Oh, you don't like my work? Well, fuck you, too!
445* DefacementInsult: To insult you, I'll spray some mean words about you on the wall so you can see them!
446* DehumanizingInsult: You're not a human; you're a worthless pig!
447* DesecratingTheDead: To show how much I hate you, I like to do horrible things to your dead carcass!
448* DespotismJustifiesTheMeans: I don't give a damn what happens to the world or its citizens, as long as I take over it for myself!
449* DisabilityAsAnExcuseForJerkassery: I can treat anyone like shit whenever I want because I'm disabled!
450* DislikesTheNewGuy: You're new here, huh? Well, guess what? I don't like you, and you don't belong here! Now fuck off!
451* DisproportionateRestitution: Here, I'm compensating you to make up for my past actions... what the hell do you mean, it's not enough? How ungrateful can you be?!
452* DisproportionateRetribution: I'm getting revenge on you over the pettiest shit!
453* DisruptingTheTheater: Screw you guys, I'm not staying quiet in the theater!
454* DomesticAbuse: I can do whatever the hell I want with my own family, like beating them to a pulp!
455* DontMakeMeTakeMyBeltOff: If I catch you misbehaving, I will ''literally'' whip your ass, you annoying little shit-bastard!
456* DumpedViaTextMessage: I'm just going to dump you over text because I'm too much of a DirtyCoward to do it in person!
457* DyingDeclarationOfHate: Before I die... I just want to tell you something... I hate your fucking guts. *Dies*
458* DystopiaJustifiesTheMeans: I make life hell for everyone who walks this very earth and enjoy seeing them suffer!
459* ElderAbuse: I don't respect those old farts, and I'll treat them however the hell I want!
460* EmergencyFoodSupplyAnimal: I'm willing to sacrifice my pet and put them on my dinner plate just to save my own skin!
461* EnemyEatsYourLunch: I demonstrate what an inconsiderate shithead I am by taking your food and eating it in front of you!
462* EvilIsPetty: Besides plotting for world domination, I do other things like kicking your puppy and being an all around jerk just because I can!
463* ExcrementStatement: Just to show you how much sick I am of you, I'm going to take a piss and a shit in your mouth!
464* EvilFeelsGood: [[EvilLaugh Bahahaha]]! I ''enjoy'' being evil! [[FauxAffablyEvil Feels so good, isn’t it? Being a low-functioning dastardly villain who indulges in reprehensibly evil crimes on a daily basis? Heh]]…
465** CardCarryingVillain: I’m a [[{{villain}} heartless bastard]], and ''proud'' of it!
466*** StupidEvil: Who cares on how pointless doing [[KickTheDog some random villain acts]] are when they’re '''''EEEEVVVVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''''
467* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: I'm a villain who's trying to be comedic, but I am either too psychopathic to understand what humor is or my humor is in severely poor taste. I don't really care, though!
468* FailureToSaveMurder: I blame you for causing a loved one to die solely because you failed to prevent their death!
469* FalseRapeAccusation: I'm gonna lie that you sexually violated me, because I know it will make you look like a monster and that it will be real difficult for you to prove your innocence.
470* FamilyExtermination: Because of how you slighted me, I'm going to kill you and your entire family!
471* TheFarmerAndTheViper: You saved my life ...I'll repay your unwise act of kindness by stabbing you in the damn back!
472* FauxAffablyEvil: Hello, my dear enemy! Would you kindly say your last words before I happily kill you in a very painful way?
473* FeelingOppressedByTheirExistence: This group never did me any harm, but I hate those bastards anyways because, why not?
474* FetishesAreWeird: Anyone with a fetish is a fucking weirdo!
475* FinancialAbuse: I'm going to use your money as I see fit and you can't stop me!
476* FlameWar: We argue about topics, whether petty or contentious, to retaliate or maybe piss everyone off!
477* FlawExploitation: I stomp on moralistic pussies to fulfill my own selfish goals!
478* FlippantForgiveness: I forgive you for being such a feeble-minded buffoon.
479* FlippingTheBird: You see how I'm holding my middle fingers up? It's because I'm sick of your shit, so fuck you!
480* ForceFeeding: Here! Eat this food and don't you dare spit it out!
481* ForTheEvulz: I treat you like shit just because I can, and boy do I really enjoy doing it!
482* ForcedMiscarriage: Aw, you're having a baby? Too bad! I'm gonna beat you so bad it'll kill the ankle-biter before it's even born!
483* TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou: I am beating you, shitfaced idiot! (''[[BreakingTheFourthWall turns to viewer]]'') '''''[[{{SUDDENLYSHOUTING}} YOU THINK I'M WEAK, BOORISH DUMBASS!?]]'''''
484* TheFreelanceShameSquad: Your pain and suffering makes me laugh!
485* FrivolousLawsuit: I'm going to sue your ass over something ridiculously trivial!
486* {{Gaslighting}}: What the hell is wrong with you? You're losing your mind! [[spoiler:Hahahaha! What an idiot!]]
487* GenderedInsult: Stop being such a girl and man the hell up, you weak little sissies!
488* GeorgeJetsonJobSecurity: I will fire you from your job for looking at me!
489* GetOut: I don't want to see you again; now get the hell outta my sight! And that other one...fuck off
490* GlassesCuriosity: Gimme those glasses or I'll break 'em!
491* HatesTheirParent: Fuck mom and dad! They can die a slow and painful death for all I care!
492* HeightInsult: Piss off, you tiny little microscopic midget! You ant-sized bitch!
493* TheHeroSucksSong: The best way to humiliate a hero is to sing a song about how much of a loser they really are!
494* HiddenHeartOfGold: I'm a jerk, but I've done some pretty nice things. Tell anyone about this and I'll put your ass on life support!
495* HomophobicHateCrime: I like doing horrible things to whom I deem faggots!
496* HonorRelatedAbuse: You dare to dishonor our family?! [[DisproportionateRetribution We'll burn you alive]]!
497* HulkingOut: I AM NOW A JERK, AND I AM TURNING INTO A MONSTER!!! [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk HULK SMASH!!!]]
498* HypocriticalHeartwarming: How dare you mess with my loved ones! Only I'm allowed to do that!
499* IBangedYourMom: I piss you off by claiming I had sex with your mother!
500* IfYoureSoEvilEatThisKitten: If you're evil like you claim you are, you are to kill our enemies to prove you're one of us!
501* IgnoredEpiphany: Maybe I should stop being such an irksome douche. (scoffs) Yeah, right!
502* IllKillYou: Don't get me on my bad side, or else I'll end you!
503* ImStandingRightHere: I hate your worthless ass so much that I don't give a shit when you're around to hear me while I say bad things about you!
504* InLoveWithLooks: I don't like you for your personality. I only want your body!
505* InsidiousRumorMill: What better way to turn your loved ones against you than by spreading rumors about you?
506* IrrationalHatred: I hate you for no reason at all, but I don't give a damn! I hate you and that's all that matters!
507* ItAmusedMe: I just enjoy being an asshole!
508* ItIsBeyondSaving: This place is way too screwed up to improve. I'm so jaded the only sensible solution I see is to tear it all down and start over with a clean slate.
509* ItIsDehumanizing: You are a patheticly subhuman thing that deserves to be treated like dirt!
510* JabbaTableManners: [=MMMMmmmmmmm=]!!Wwhat?! Can' you thee I'm ea'in' heah?! Ffuck off! I don' give a thit if I go'th foo-th in my mouth! If you thith grothed out by my ea'in, then you-ah a whi'yee bith! ''(food spits into your face)''
511* JerkassToOne:
512** '''Cruel to One''': I'm nice to everyone except that loser right there!
513** '''Crueler to One''': I treat everyone like shit, but I like doing that to you the most!
514** BosssUnfavoriteEmployee: I'm good to my employees except you! You're the absolute worst and I'd like to fire you or better yet make your life miserable!
515** TeachersUnfavoriteStudent: I hate having you in my class, so I'll give you as much detention and homework as I can!
516* JerkJustifications: I have good reasons to be a jerk!
517* JerksUseBodySpray: I think it smells good--don't you, baby?
518* JustJokingJustification: You got butthurt because I treated you like a crap? C'mon, it's just a joke! Why so serious?
519* KickTheDog: Just to show you how much of a heartless prick I am, I like doing mean things like kicking little puppies for no good reason...But sometimes not even literally!
520** KickTheMoralityPet: I do this to the person I have a soft spot for.
521** KickThemWhileTheyAreDown: Even better, I attack people when they can't defend their sorry-looking asses!
522** MoralEventHorizon: And just to prove how evil I am, I’m gonna do something unforgivably evil just about now! Why? [[CardCarryingVillain Because I’m evil, that’s why]]! [[EvilLaugh Muhahahaha]]!
523* LendingABackhand: Let me help you, pal! *Attacks you* Hahahaha!
524* LackOfEmpathy: I don't know or care about your feelings!
525** NoSympathy: I don't care about your little pain and sufferings, so get over it, you whiny bitches!
526*** NoSympathyForGrudgeholders: You killed him out of revenge? It seems justified to most? I still will never forgive you!
527* LastDisrespects: I'll attend your funeral just to celebrate the end of your worthless life. I might even drag my bum across and then piss on your grave!
528* LethalNegligence: Who cares if people get hurt because I neglected my "obligations?" I don't feel like working!
529* LifeIsntFair: Aww, did something bad happen to you? Well, guess what? Life isn't fair! Welcome aboard!
530* LyingFingerCross: I cross my fingers while making a promise, because there's no way I'll keep any promise some loser gets me to make.
531* MaliciousMisnaming: So I told that person, "Hello, Tvdoper!" That sounds better than Tvtroper.
532* MaliciousSlander: What better way to ruin your life than to tell lies about you?
533* ManipulativeEditing: I edit footage of people to either make it look like they're on my side or to ruin their reputations by making it look like they said terrible things.
534* MaritalRapeLicense: We're married, so whenever I feel like having sex with you, you have no right to decline my request for intercourse!
535* MaternalDeathBlameTheChild: You killed my wife when you came out of her womb! I hate you, you little runt!
536* MockingTheMourner: Your loss is my opportunity to taunt you or berate you.
537* {{Mooning}}: I'm gonna flash my ass in front of your face just to taunt you!
538* MurderByInaction: I know I could easily save this guy's life, but it would benefit me a lot more if I just let the bastard die, so fuck him!
539* NeverMyFault: I never did anything wrong, only you...and those other guys! And even if I did do something, all of you made me do it, so it's your fault by proxy!
540* NoIndoorVoice: '''YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER HEARD, FUCKER!!!'''
541* NotBloodNotFamily: We don't share DNA, so stop acting like my family, you stranger!
542* OffendedByAnInferiorsSuccess: You are supposed to be below me, so therefore you have no right to be ''better'' than me!
543* OffingTheOffspring: I never liked my sack-of-shit children, so I have no problem ending their lives!
544* OneWingedAngel: '''''[[NoIndoorVoice YOU SHALL PAY FOR THAT, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! I'M NOW TURNING INTO A DEMON!!!]]'''''
545* OnlyCaresAboutInheritance: I don't care about some corpse, just gimme that inheritance!
546* PeriodShaming: You got your period? God, you're so disgusting, why would you do that?
547* PettyChildhoodGrudge: I'm still mad at you for something that happened a long time ago and that was not that important to begin with!
548* PlayingTheFamilyCard: It doesn't matter how bad I treated you before. I'm your ''family'', so you have to help me out!
549* PlayingTheVictimCard: Go easy on me! I had a rough childhood! [[spoiler:That'll get those idiots off of my back.]]
550* PoliceBrutality: I get a rise at beating the shit out of suspects. I never liked them anyways.
551** PoliceBrutalityGambit: Those worthless coppers arrested me, so I'm going to turn the public against those pigs by framing them for using excessive force on me!
552* PowerPerversionPotential: I just found out I have X-ray vision. I can't wait to use this to get away with spying on women while they're undressing, bathing or using the toilet!
553* PrayerOfMalice: I pray to God that you die horribly even for the least vile of sins, you vile heathen!
554* PregnantHostage: I'm such an immoral dirtbag that I'm willing to threaten the life of a pregnant woman to get what I want!
555* PsychologicalProjection: I'm not an asshole; everyone else is!
556* PunishedForSympathy: [[VirtueIsWeakness Mercy is for the weak!]] I oughta beat the shit out of you for sympathizing with that person I don't like!
557* PushyGunTotingVillain: SHUT UP! Get over there with the rest of the weaklings, or your friends and family will be singing "Amazing Grace" about you!
558* QuitYourWhining: Stop your whining, or else I'll give you something else to whine about!
559* {{Realpolitik}}: Politeness my ass. My country gets the job done by being mean, ruthless, and unforgiving!
560* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: I'll break you by giving you a full-length speech on why you're a failure and a complete piece of shit!
561* RefuseToRescueTheDisliked: No, I'm not gonna lift a finger to save that person's sorry ass because I never found a reason to like him or her. Enjoy getting killed, fuckface!
562* RejectedApology: Fuck your apology! I don't care how sorry you are, I will never forgive you! Go to hell, you shithead!
563* RelationshipSabotage: I make life hell for lovey-dovey couples and will do anything to keep them apart!
564* RelativeButton: Hey, how have things been for you since the day I killed your mother? It won't be long before you see her again, thanks to me!
565* RelativeRidicule: Your mother, father, brother, sister, and everyone else in your family are fucking worthless!
566* ReminiscingAboutYourVictims: Remember when I killed your father in front of you when you were little? His screams during his final moments were glorious!
567* RemoteControlRuckus: Give me the remote! We're watching my favorite TV show, not yours!
568* TheRevolutionWillNotBeCivilized: Screw our oppressive government! But wait, we will institute our own that is [[TheHorseshoeEffect just like what we were against!]]
569* RingRingCRUNCH: '''THAT STUPID ALARM CLOCK!!! I WILL BREAK YOU INTO PIECES, YOU MORON!'''
570* RudelyHangingUp: Good riddance, moron! ''(hangs up phone)''
571* SecondFaceSmoke: I'm a smoker and I exhale it into your face to show how little I respect you.
572* SelectiveEnforcement: This person did something bad. We don't care. When YOU do something bad, we're more than willing to punish you!
573* SentencedWithoutTrial: You're so obviously guilty, we're not even giving you a trial because you're going straight to jail! Next case!
574* SleazyPhotoshoot: How about we spice up this photoshoot by taking your top off so we can have some pics of your knockers?
575* SlutShaming: Are you a woman who had sex with a lot of men? You're a filthy, sinning, disgusting whore who deserves to be treated lower than shit!
576** RobosexualsAreCreeps: Are you a human who is having a romantic/sexual relationship with a robot? You deserve to be treated horribly!
577** VirginShaming: Are you a man who never banged a woman in your life? Way to go on like a pathetic loser!
578* SnarkingThanks: Thanks for being a schmuck whose only purpose is to piss me off with your idiocy, dumbass!
579* SocietyIsToBlame: It's not my fault I'm a prick! If this town wasn't such a sucky rathole that enables and empowers shitbags, I wouldn't be forced to do horrible things to other people!
580* SpeakIllOfTheDead: Even when you're dead, I still don't respect you! I'm glad that your sorry ass is rotting in the grave!
581* SpitefulGluttony: What, you're too good (or poor, maybe?) to eat with me? Have it your way! Sit there and watch me shovel it in!
582* SpitefulSpit: I make it clear how much I don't respect you by spitting into your face. Ptooey!
583* SpitefulSpoiler: You looking forward to seeing the twist for yourself? Too bad, 'cause I'm gonna ruin it for you!
584* SpitefulSuicide: What better way to spite you than to kill myself? Farewell, loser!
585* SpitefulWill: I anticipated that you'd outlive me and attend my funeral to see if I'd leave you anything in my will, but guess what? You're a total schmuck, you ain't getting jack squat from me and you can't do anything about it since I'm dead now!
586* SpittySpeaker: Yeah, I spit when I talk! No, I don't care that it's getting all over your face!
587* StealingTheHandicappedSpot: I'm gonna park in the handicapped space even though I'm able-bodied! Screw the disabled people who need it more!
588* StinkSnub: Phew! You stink! Buy some deodorant or take a shower, you skunk!
589* StockShoujoBullyingTactics: I'll ruin your life without even laying a hand on you!
590* SuddenlyShouting: You wanna see how fucking rude I am!? BY YELLING IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, DICKHEAD!
591* SuicideDare: What the fuck are you waiting for? Kill yourself! Do it! I'll be happy if you do!
592* TakingAdvantageOfGenerosity: Pussies like you deserve to be taken advantage of! Now buy me stuff!
593* TastesLikeDisdain: How dare you serve me such disgusting food?!? I'll throw it on the ground just to spite you!
594* TauntingTheUnconscious: You sure can't get me now... what a useless, worthless dead carcass!
595* TeasingTheSubstituteTeacher: I like to bully substitute teachers because they rarely seem tough!
596* ThinkOfTheChildren: I manipulate the public into enforcing stricter censorship for the media with the excuse that anything too explicit, violent or crude might corrupt children because I'm too lazy to carefully monitor what I allow my kids to watch and too selfish to care that I'm ruining entertainment for everyone who doesn't share my views!
597* ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof: I'll destroy your precious property!
598* TookALevelInJerkass: I used to be nice, but now I'm a jerk, and I like it that way!
599* ToughLove: I'm being or at least acting like an asshole to toughen you up! Don't take it personally!
600* TrashTalk: Talking bad about fat, stupid, ugly, weak, low-life pieces of shit like my enemies is my thing! I talk so much trash, it stinks like your ass!
601* TreatedWorseThanThePet: I care about you so little that I'll make a show of treating my dog better than you!
602* UnprovokedPervertPayback: Were you just lusting at me, you pervert?! *Smacks you*
603* UnsportsmanlikeGloating: Yay! I won! You lost! Sucker!
604* VillainousEthicsDecay: Helllloooooo! [[CardCarryingVillain Villain!]] I'll show all of those idiots in the crook business what a ''[[EvilerThanThou better]]'' criminal is like! Screw [[HonorAmongThieves honor]], [[VillainousRespect respect]] and mother-freaking [[EvenEvilHasStandards standards]]!
605* VirtueIsWeakness: I would not be caught dead pulling kindness, compassion, helping others, and showing mercy! I am not that soft!
606* VitriolicBestBuds: Just because I'm your "buddy" doesn't stop me from calling you an idiot, a loser, a piece of shit, or other creative insults I can think of! Not that you don't butt heads back... But hey, that's what so-called friends are for!
607** WithFriendsLikeThese: It doesn't matter if I'm your so-called friend! I hate your fucking guts at least sometimes and I'm still gonna do horrible stuff to you because that's what I like!
608* WantsToBeHated: So what if people hate my guts? That's just more incentive for me to be an asshole.
609* WeaknessIsJustAStateOfMind: No, the (obviously unachievable) goal isn't unachievable! You just gotta work harder! So do it!
610* WeedingOutImperfections: You people are no better than dirty weeds stealing nutrients from beautiful flowers! I'm going to yank out all of you by the roots!!
611* WhyDidYouMakeMeHitYou: It's your fault I'm attacking you! Apologize now!
612* WouldHarmASenior: As if I give a fuck if you're an old geezer! [[HatesEveryoneEqually I'd hit anyone no matter how old and frail they are]]!
613* WouldHitAGirl: I also don't give a fuck if you're [[HeManWomanHater some bitch]]! I beat up anyone regardless of their gender!
614* WouldHurtAChild: And who gives a fuck if you're a [[ChildHater little undeveloped shrimp]]?! [[RuleOfThree I'd hurt anyone regardless of their age]]!
615* WoundedGazelleGambit: Everyone, help me! This jerk is hurting me! [[spoiler:Hahahaha! Now they're on my side instead of yours!]]
616* WithUsOrAgainstUs: If you don't side with us or partake in this fight, you are automatically our enemy and we won't show you any mercy!
617** JoinOrDie: Even worse, we will end you if you don't take our side!
618* YouAreACreditToYourRace: You're the one member of the racial group I discriminate against I hate the least, and I don't care that the compliment I just gave is undermined by my overt racism.
619* YouAreFat: Stop eating so much and drop off that weight already, chubs!
620* YourMom: I get to you by insulting your mama! Got a long list of phrases too!
621[[/folder]]
622
623[[folder:Miscellaneous Tropes]]
624* AdaptationalJerkass: I'm more of an contemptible person in this adaptation compared to the original one, which I don't mind!
625* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: Chicks dig assholes like me, and not lame, pathetic wimps like them! NiceGuysFinishLast after all!
626* BerserkButton: You called me a jerkass? I'M GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU FOR THAT, YOU GOT THAT!
627* BitchAlert: Yes, I '''am''' a complete and utter bitch, I am ''way'' better than you and I want everyone to know just by looking at me!
628* BystanderSyndrome: I don't give a shit if you are in need of "assistance"; I got better things to do with my time and can't be bothered to get involved!
629* ComplimentBackfire: You're calling me nice? What the hell do you think I am?!
630* CountryMatters: Yes, I just called you a "cunt"!
631* DeathByRacism: ''(afterlife spirit)'' ''I'm the victim here; what the hell is wrong with you, celebrating my death because I don't like a certain race?!''
632* DieForOurShip: You dare get in the way of my {{OTP}}? '''YOU MUST DIE!!!'''
633* DogKickingExcuse: Damn it, I'm trying to be a jerk, stop making me like you so much!
634* ForeignCussWord: Teri maa randi![[note]]"Your mother's a whore!" in Hindi[[/note]]
635* GoodPowersBadPeople: Why should I help people with these powers I got? You think I'm some little saint? Fuck that!
636* GodAndSatanAreBothJerks: {{God}} and {{Satan}} are assholes to humanity in this case. Get used to it!
637* HandyShortcoming
638* InnocentlyInsensitive: It's okay. It's not your fault you suck.
639* ItsNotAboutTheRequest: A person refuses to do something not because they oppose doing the thing, but (possibly) because the person asking them has has been a jerk to them.
640* JerkassBall: I'm normally a nice guy, but I can be a jerk at times, perhaps DependingOnTheWriter.
641* JerkassDissonance: Even the most idiotic fans love me for being a jerk! After all, it's fictional, so stop getting your panties in a bunch!
642* JerkassHasAPoint: I'm an asshole, but I'm right about something! If you don't like that, then screw you!
643* JerkassRealization: What a total jerk I've been.[[note]][[IgnoredEpiphany Ah, who gives a shit?]] They deserved it anyways! Besides, [[ItAmusedMe I enjoy it!]][[/note]]
644* JerksAreWorseThanVillains: I may be a jerk, but at least I'm not that lunatic who wants to TakeOverTheWorld... what do you mean, the audience hates me ''more'' than him?
645* MadeOutToBeAJerkass: Oh, so all of a sudden, I'm a jerk because I lashed out at that guy for bullying me?! [[ThenLetMeBeEvil So be it, then...]]
646* MeanCharacterNiceActor: Don't worry. That's just my character acting like an asshole. I'm a nice guy in real life.
647* NewMediaAreEvil: It's my belief that modern media is pure garbage and that everyone who enjoys it or has a hand in its creation must die!
648* NiceCharacterMeanActor: My character may be nice, but I fucking reject fans in real life!
649* PaedoHunt: We've submitted to mob mentality and will harshly attack anyone who's been accused of molesting children, regardless of whether the accusation has any degree of truth to it.
650* SaveTheJerk: Even though I'm a big asshole, the hero's still going to risk themselves to save me!
651* SuperDickery: I'm a jackass that likes to make a fool out of everyone, NOT! I only did this on the cover, but I'm still a hero!
652* TallPoppySyndrome: You think you're more successful at life than I am? Not when I have anything to do about it after I spread rumours about you!
653* TurnedOffByTheJerkass: Oh, so just because I'm an asshole, it means I get turned down!?
654* UglyAmericanStereotype: This foreign country sucks! They don't have good food, music, or culture like America does!
655* UnintentionallyUnsympathetic: The audience is supposed to feel sorry for me, but instead those idiots see me as an ungrateful and unreasonable dickhead. Like I give a damn what they think!
656* UnwantedAssistance: I don't recall ever asking for your help or input; now kindly leave me the fuck alone!
657* VideoGameCrueltyPotential: I like doing cruel things in video games!
658* WeWantOurJerkBack: Just face it. You miss me when I was a dick.
659* WhoMurderedTheAsshole: ''(afterlife spirit)'' ''I was such a despicable shit that someone was actually driven to do me in, but I pissed off so many people that nobody's sure who it was who killed me.''
660* YankTheDogsChain: Thought something good happened to you?! HA! NOT! Fate blew it for you again, bitch!
661[[/folder]]
662
663[[/index]]
664----
665So, you actually read those tropes, huh? Normally, I tell people, [[VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay "Thanks, fuckhead! Now, go on. Fuck off with you."]] ...WHY are you still - get the fuck outta here!

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