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| 11 | [[quoteright:265:[[Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/guard_bots.png]]]] |
| 12 | [[caption-width-right:265:[[SarcasmMode Elite security]].]] |
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| 14 | ->''"You gotta love an elite killing force you can fool by putting on a hat."'' |
| 15 | -->-- '''Marn Hierogryph''', on the Mandalorians, ''[[ComicBook/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic]]'' |
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| 17 | Being a [[PatrollingMook guard]] for an EvilOverlord is a low-status, low-pay, high-risk job in an [[NoOSHACompliance unsafe workplace]], with very little [[YouHaveFailedMe long term job security]] (but they normally have a brilliant [[{{Retirony}} pension plan]]). So it's hardly surprising that most applicants aren't exactly [[CluelessDeputy the sharpest knives in the drawer]], and could be fooled by tricks that wouldn't faze an average six-year old. |
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| 19 | '''Common issues are:''' |
| 20 | * Attacking heroes [[MookChivalry one at a time]]. |
| 21 | * Stopping them for [[HeyWait the wrong reason]]. |
| 22 | * Dismissing odd sounds as [[ItsProbablyNothing nothing]]. |
| 23 | * [[ThrowingTheDistraction Abandoning their post]] to investigate odd sounds, usually alone or if there’s a team of guards, [[LetsSplitUpGang spreading out just beyond sight of each other.]] |
| 24 | * Sounding the alarm at the [[SoMuchForStealth crack of a twig]], even if it's [[ConvenientDecoyCat just a cat]]. |
| 25 | * Not raising an alarm or calling HQ upon seeing something suspicious, especially the corpse of another guard; instead, they try to find the perpetrator themselves. |
| 26 | * When searching for people, not looking in [[FailedASpotCheck ridiculously obvious hiding places]]. |
| 27 | * Letting visitors give prisoners seemingly harmless gifts of food, such as a [[JailBake big cake]]. |
| 28 | * Granting a prisoner a LastRequest. |
| 29 | * Letting someone give a prisoner [[SleightOfTongue one last kiss]]. |
| 30 | * Asking prisoners, "AnyLastWords" |
| 31 | * Assuming anyone in a [[DressingAsTheEnemy guard outfit]] must be a guard, even if they don't [[FacelessGoons recognize]] them [[note]]Although this may be {{justified|Trope}} for the NewMeat, or in very large facilities.[[/note]] [[PaperThinDisguise or the outfits are quite visibly a disguise]]. |
| 32 | * Not noticing that the other guards seem to be disappearing. |
| 33 | * Not confirming the authenticity of unexpected [[TrojanPrisoner prisoner transfers]], [[SurpriseInspectionRuse surprise inspections]], [[JanitorImpersonationInfiltration new janitors]] or [[DeliveryGuyInfiltration pizza deliveries]]. |
| 34 | * Assuming that the heroes would [[RefugeInAudacity never attempt]] to sneak by RightUnderTheirNoses. |
| 35 | * Getting easily distracted, especially by [[FakeOutMakeOut prisoners getting it on]]. |
| 36 | * Never curious enough to eavesdrop on conversations between the prisoner and [[AloneWithPrisonerPloy unscheduled higher-ups]], ''especially'' when they say they want to be "alone with a prisoner", if you know what I mean. |
| 37 | * Leaving important keys dangling from an [[HookingTheKeys easily accessible]] chain. |
| 38 | * Walking very close to prisoners or cell gates. |
| 39 | * Examining [[SickCaptiveScam allegedly sick]] prisoners whilst unarmed and alone, and with the cell door left open. |
| 40 | * Leaving prisoners locked in a room with [[BedsheetLadder a bed, bedsheets and an open window]]. |
| 41 | * Ignoring inanimate objects that could conceal an intruder and [[MobileShrubbery move around when they aren't looking]]. |
| 42 | * Blurting out [[ThePasswordIsAlwaysSwordfish passwords]] loudly as they enter gates. |
| 43 | * [[SurveillanceStationSlacker Falling asleep]]. |
| 44 | * DrinkingOnDuty. |
| 45 | * [[DistractedByTheSexy Ogling the centerfold]] in the latest issue of ''Hot Guard Babes'' instead of paying attention to what's going on around them. |
| 46 | * Carrying or storing weapons in a prison, in such a way that they are easily stolen by the escaping prisoners. |
| 47 | * [[TalkingYourWayOut Talking too freely with prisoners]]. |
| 48 | * Allowing the prisoner/captive to [[BathroomSearchExcuse go to the bathroom]] or [[BathroomBreakOut relieve themselves unguarded]], especially when the bathroom contains possible [[AirVentPassageway alternate exits]]. |
| 49 | * Never learning that it's NOT [[AttackAttackAttack a good idea to fight]] the hero/villain. Especially after they just left [[AtopAMountainOfCorpses a mountain of their corpses]] in their wake. |
| 50 | * Not properly searching prisoners before throwing them into the cell. Especially, allowing them to keep their "harmless trinkets" with them in their cells. |
| 51 | * Confiscating the equipment of a prisoner, then leaving the equipment in an unsecured location where the prisoner can easily retrieve it during an escape attempt. |
| 52 | * Dropping their guard because no threat has been detected for a full two minutes. |
| 53 | * [[InsecurityCamera When a security camera stops working]], ignoring it instead of sounding the alarm, or at the very least getting a maintenance team onto it ASAP with accompanying guards. |
| 54 | * Having alarms that can be switched off by cutting the power or the wire.[[note]]In real life, alarms have battery backup, fault-detection to detect when a wire has been cut (because wires popping loose is also a likely problem to occur), and even an alarm being shut off legitimately will alert the people monitoring it. This isn't rare, uncommon, expensive, or even ''new'' tech either; even the most mundane fire alarm system available comes equipped with this.[[/note]] |
| 55 | * Allowing the prisoner to taunt them into entering the cell to give them a sound beating, especially if they ''appear'' to still be shackled or tied. |
| 56 | * Having a very particular ratio of respect for authority and independence. Just enough of the former to be [[BavarianFireDrill intimidated and release the hero when he claims higher-ups might get annoyed]], but enough of the latter that they don't just pass the buck by checking with their supervisor. |
| 57 | * Forgetting to lock the door to the cell. |
| 58 | |
| 59 | A SubTrope of ArtisticLicensePrison and an [[AcceptableBreaksFromReality Acceptable Break from Reality]], as competent guards would cause characters to end up stuck in prison forever so movie and TV plots wouldn't advance, and [[StealthBasedGame Stealth-Based Games]] would be unwinnable. |
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| 61 | The facility the guards are employed at may have SwissCheeseSecurity, in which case they never had a chance at keeping intruders out anyway, despite their best efforts. |
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| 63 | The trope name is a pun on the film ''Film/TheGodsMustBeCrazy''. See also ConspicuouslySelectivePerception for the stealth game variant. |
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| 66 | !!Example Subpages: |
| 67 | [[index]] |
| 68 | * TheGuardsMustBeCrazy/LiveActionTV |
| 69 | * TheGuardsMustBeCrazy/VideoGames |
| 70 | * TheGuardsMustBeCrazy/WesternAnimation |
| 71 | [[/index]] |
| 72 | |
| 73 | !!Other Examples: |
| 74 | |
| 75 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 76 | |
| 77 | [[folder:Anime & Manga]] |
| 78 | * ''Manga/The100GirlfriendsWhoReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyLoveYou'': In Chapter 17 of the manga (Episode 10 of the anime), Shizuka, Nano, and Kusuri have had to run out of the Hanazono mansion because an alert was triggered, only to nearly get found by a guard. Nano and Kurusi make passable imitations of a cat meowing... and [[CuteMute Shizuka]] uses her phone app to say "The cat says 'meow'". [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments The guard falls for it.]] |
| 79 | * Those two guards on the top floor of the hotel in the Island arc of ''Manga/AssassinationClassroom'' are trained agents, yet both of them immediately left their spot to chase after a kid just because he insulted them. Not to mention they got outrun by a kid (a kid trained in assassination and the fastest runner, but still...). |
| 80 | * In the ''Anime/CaptainHarlock'' manga, Earth's prime minister has Daiba arrested with plans to have the guards follow him to Harlock or otherwise use him as bait... Then Yuki, from Harlock's crew, walks in the prison, ''presents herself as one of Harlock's pirates'' and '''''asks for confirmation if that's where they keep Daiba for the trap''''', at which point they just let her pass. Harlock's vice-commander Yattaran, who had got himself thrown in the same cell as Daiba to help him in a "proper" escape attempt, can barely believe it, the guards belately realize they look like fools... And the plan to follow Harlock's ship falls through because the radar operator was ''playing golf with the prime minister''. |
| 81 | * ''Anime/CodeGeass'': |
| 82 | ** The Britannian guards frequently wait until Lelouch has geassed them before actually doing their job. Twice they have waited for Lelouch to give a long pretentious speech before he geassed them into killing themselves. Reaches its peak when Lelouch just walks up and waits more than a minute while the guards attack him with spears before geassing the entire room. Although he was still a Prince, and thus it's doubtful assault against royalty goes over great in Britannia. |
| 83 | ** The Chinese Federation are even worse. While they do have guns, they just stare dumbfounded as Xingke fights them off with a sword since the only Chinese soldiers to fight are the ones with spears, and then they watch as Lelouch gives a speech before he finally has the sense to take his gun and hold Tianzi hostage with it. Granted, they were in the middle of a wedding chapel surrounded with [=VIPs=] from two superpowers, so it's possible that they may have simply wanted to avoid accidentally shooting someone else, but the guards outside have no excuse. |
| 84 | ** In one episode, an unarmed Lelouch and Kallen find some Britannians on a remote island and effortlessly steal their ridiculously powerful prototype mech. The mech itself was unguarded, and the "guards" ''left the keys in the ignition.'' Kallen has to beat up a few guys, but [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim they don't make use of their firepower advantage.]] Euphemia was fairly close, though, so it may have been to avoid regicide. |
| 85 | * One episode of ''Anime/DigimonAdventure'' has Piyomon and Gomamon knock out and steel some food from a particularly dumb [[BedsheetGhost Bakemon]] guard by goading him into taunting them with it. |
| 86 | %%* In ''Anime/{{Mazinkaiser}}'', Baron Ashura's mooks ''are'' this trope, as exemplified in a scene during the beach episode that so utterly ridiculous that you wouldn't believe it unless you see it. |
| 87 | * In ''Anime/TheMysteriousCitiesOfGold'', the Mayan sentries are supposed to guard the house where the gang is staying. Instead, they sleep on the job, giving Pedro and Sancho a chance to sneak out. |
| 88 | * In ''Manga/OnePiece'', Impel Down is the World Government's high-security super-max mostly due to its architecture and resources, such as demon guardians and Seastone restraints. Unfortunately, it seems very little attention was given to selecting and training human guards, who are woefully unprepared for handling prisoners with Devil Fruit powers should said prisoners be able to ''use'' them. (It doesn't apply to named characters like Magellan and Sadi-Chan, however.) |
| 89 | * ''Manga/TheRoseOfVersailles'': Being based on the period before UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution, it's featured with some regularity in one of the show's [[ShownTheirWork many examples of]] TruthInTelevision. |
| 90 | ** One character actually [[LampshadeHanging states you only need a hat and a sword to reach the queen]]. She and her husband then proceed to do just that, and only fail because they stumble on Oscar, who could have recognized they were out of place. |
| 91 | ** Also {{subverted|Trope}} on one occasion, where Fersen is leaving Versailles after a secret meeting with Marie Antoinette and is stopped by some soldiers of the French Guards. Bonus points for the French Guards being particularly infamous for laziness during guard duty and Oscar, who had recently become their commander, showing up in time to save Fersen ''[[WrongGenreSavvy because she planned to catch them shirking guard duty]]''. DoubleSubversion when Oscar tells Fersen which gate was guarded by the laziest guards (who weren't in Oscar's regiment, so it wasn't her problem). |
| 92 | * In ''Anime/{{Windaria}}'' the key to Lunara's floodgates are guarded by an old man that sleeps most of the day in a guardhouse without a door. At the start of the film, a spy walks in there, takes the keys, and no one realizes anything until he opens the flood gates. Considering this could have flooded the entire city it merges with TooDumbToLive. |
| 93 | [[/folder]] |
| 94 | |
| 95 | [[folder:Arts]] |
| 96 | * Some of [[UsefulNotes/DichterAndDenker Karl Spitzweg's]] most famous paintings (''[[http://www.steveartgallery.se/upload1/file-admin/images/new25/Carl%2520Spitzweg-547447.jpg Der strickende Wachposten]]'' and variations) depict a sentry standing or sitting on the battlements among the cannons and ''knitting''. |
| 97 | * And there also is ''[[http://i.imgur.com/0VOIXuo.jpg Der schlafene Wachposten]]'', in which a soldier on guard duty has made a scarecrow out of his uniform and rifle and gone to sleep. And even if he had not been asleep, there is still a book lying on the howitzer. |
| 98 | [[/folder]] |
| 99 | |
| 100 | [[folder:Board Games]] |
| 101 | * In ''TabletopGame/{{Chess}}'', it's a rare game where the King's pawns are not somehow involved in blocking his retreat and forming a checkmate. |
| 102 | * OlderThanPrint: In ''TabletopGame/{{Xiangqi}}'', the checkmated General/King's own Advisors/Guards are often part of the reason it's checkmate; there would be escape if they weren't there, and sometimes the one the enemy Cannon is using as a gun mount cannot move because it's in a corner of the Palace and the other Advisor/Guard is in its way. |
| 103 | [[/folder]] |
| 104 | |
| 105 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 106 | * In ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}} the Gladiator'', Asterix and Obelix find a guard who works at the prison where they are holding Cacofonix prisoner. Asterix tells Obelix that they have to ask him some "clever questions" to find out his exact location. Obelix, to Asterix's astonishment, simply asks "Hey you! Where is Cacofonix imprisoned?" The (overly tired) guard replies in detail adding "but it's a secret" while Asterix sits there befuddled. |
| 107 | * The guards at the ''ComicBook/{{Batman}}''-verse [[BedlamHouse Arkham Asylum]]. Whether it's letting the Joker substitute all their real guns for popguns, allowing him access to janitorial chemicals that let him mix together some Joker Venom, or constructing a ''hot air balloon that allows him to fly over the walls'', the increasingly ridiculous, contrived and unbelievable ways that the Joker and the other Bat-villains escape from Arkham would be construed as painfully bad in any other franchise. For the ''Batman'' comics, on the other hand, it's par for the course. FridgeBrilliance kicks in when you realize that it's probably safer for the guards to not try and stop people like the Joker, Killer Croc, Two Face, and Poison Ivy. The guards survive longer if they stay out of the way of escaping inmates, and it's safer for the guards if Joker is on the streets instead of at their daily work place. |
| 108 | * Marvel had a version of Arkham called Ravencroft that would have been far more secure if not for incompetent staff and even more incompetent government officials funding the place. It was originally run by Dr. Ashley Kafka with Colonel John Jameson heading the security, but her insistence that some inmates could be cured (when they obviously couldn't) led to problems. After the government decided that the Chameleon could stand trial, she made a serious breech of protocol by taking him out of his cell and into the facility's basement, which of course, let him escape. After the crisis this caused, both Kafka and Jameson were fired, which only made things worse. The first replacement actually thought that the extensive security devoted to one inmate -- who happened to be Carnage -- was ''too much of a drain on the budget'', and [[TooDumbToLive turned part of it off]], completely ignoring the screaming protests of the veteran guards. It took Carnage all of ten seconds to escape (and worst of all, his symbiote nearly possessed the Characters/SilverSurfer this time). |
| 109 | * ''ComicBook/{{Diabolik}}'': |
| 110 | ** In the very first story, it's mentioned that Diabolik had broken out of the supposedly unescapable prison of Asen. More recently a flasback shows how he did it: he killed two guards who gave him a small opening, stole the uniform of one of them and ruined his face to slow identification, then took off his [[LatexPerfection perfect mask]] and walked out dressed as a guard. Granted, that was before the police knew of his masks or his true face, but the guards still failed to notice a man in uniform who was ''not'' one of them... |
| 111 | ** The second time Diabolik was arrested. They caught him with his true face and by now knew his masks, so they managed to keep him in jail long enough to sentence him to death, but Eva Kant, at the time not a wanted criminal yet, broke him out the very day before the execution. How? Easy: she bribed two guards to bring him to her so she could give him a proper goodbye (she had also confessed being in love with him), and when they brought him to her she brought him in a shack where the two ''drugged Eva's StalkerWithACrush AKA George Caron, '''secretary of the Minister of Justice''', put on him a mask with Diabolik's face, and when the guards told them it was time to bring Diabolik back him gave them Caron''. The guards, not suspecting anything in spite of the masks being now known to the public, brought Caron back in the death row, and then, at the appointed time, on the guillotine, where he was executed, and had Ginko not noticed 'Diabolik' was moving like he was drugged nobody would have ever realized what had happened. |
| 112 | ** {{Averted|Trope}} in the rest of the series: knowing [[MagnificentBastard who they're dealing with]], whenever Diabolik or Eva are arrested the guards keep them under ''heavy'' guard, ready to shoot to kill on sight and adopting such things as putting them in a jail ''surrounded by swamps'' (Eva's first arrest). Sure, Diabolik and Eva always break out in the end, but that's because they're just that good, and have to resort to increasingly complex plans. One example is how Diabolik broke Eva out of that jail in the swamps: first he got seen kidnapping a top model to convince the world he had dumped Eva to get them to lower their guard or at least get enough pity for her so she wouldn't be executed, then, when Ginko kept the surveillance tigh to be safe and Eva was sentenced to jail time, he ''caused a typhoid fever outbreak in the jail'' (Eva was vaccinated, so she wasn't in danger) to get it evacuated, caused a distraction so Ginko wouldn't be around, and then derailed the train that was the only way in or out, '''''and even this was was a close thing''''' (Ginko realized what was happening and went to the phone to warn the jail mere moments before the train got derailed). Following breakouts need different formulas because the guards are prepared to foil previously used methods and whatever they can think of (and it's a lot of things) ''and'' do their best to keep the prisoner isolated until Diabolik is executed. |
| 113 | * ''ComicBook/FantasticFour'': |
| 114 | ** An old story saw the government imprisoning them in specially designed cells. Reed Richards and Johnny managed to find tiny flaws in the prison design. The Thing found that the door was strong enough to take one punch from him, but not multiple blows, which makes the prison designer crazy. Sue Storm turned herself invisible. And yes, guards set to guard The Invisible Woman opened the door ''because they couldn't see her''. |
| 115 | ** A not-so-old issue of ''ComicBook/UltimateFantasticFour'' uses the same idea, only it was evil zombie versions of the entire team in one cell together, and the Reed Richards counterparts prepared the trick by claiming he had built a teleporter from a ballpoint pen and a string of hair. Zombie Susan even lampshades how amazed she is that the guards were tricked by the Invisible Woman... turning invisible. This one is especially pathetic, given that even if the teleporter claim had been true, there would still have been no earthly reason to open the doors. |
| 116 | ** A case of "The Security Designers Must Be Crazy" happened after Reed and Doom were apparently killed. The rest of the team and Llyja was captured by the Skulls who thought they had designed a cell and shackles that could nullify their powers. Well, the stuff worked... For about an hour. After that, escaping was pretty easy. (Not to mention that the four of them were ''very'' angry at the Skrulls for humiliating them with their version of a "perp walk" beforehand, so to speak.) |
| 117 | * One of the main sources of frustration for ComicBook/{{Iznogoud}} is that everyone but him in the palace he lives in, ''especially'' the guards, is completely nuts. |
| 118 | * In an early ''ComicBook/JohanAndPeewit'' story, a bunch of guards abandon all common sense for a barrel of mead, leaving the guard room empty (and allowing Johan to sabotage the drawbridge). |
| 119 | * Pretty much the reason behind the Daltons' JokerImmunity in ''ComicBook/LuckyLuke''; the jail's wardens put [[CardboardPrison little to no effort]] into ensuring the Daltons stay in their cell, to the point they sometimes escape as soon as they reached jail. Lucky Luke actually gets sick of it in later albums and outright calls them idiots for it. |
| 120 | %%* Happens all the day in Spanish comic book ''ComicBook/MortadeloYFilemon'', although its first story, ''ComicBook/ElSulfatoAtomico'', featured absolutely-not-Nazi soldiers that were competent in many cases (not in the rest, of course). |
| 121 | * In ''Franchise/{{Tintin}}: [[Recap/TintinTheSevenCrystalBalls The Seven Crystal Balls]]'', Thompson and Thomson are assigned to guard Dr. Midge. They are suspicious of a package addressed to him which turns out to be a harmless present, but neglect the [[DangerousWindows windows]], which were the point of entry for previous attacks and the one that claims Dr. Midge. |
| 122 | * After leaving the lost light in ''ComicBook/TheTransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye'', Drift strikes out on his own in his own series, ''[[ComicBook/TheTransformersDrift Drift: Empire of Stone]]''. He, Ratchet and a Decepticon named Grit all end up prisoners of Gigatron. When a guard, Knockout, passes by, Ratchet orders Drift to play dead and begins struggling with Grit, claiming the Con's a murderer. Knockout just looks confused at the whole ordeal. He lets them out anyway, being friends with Grit, and gives them back their weapons. |
| 123 | -->'''Ratchet:''' Well?\ |
| 124 | '''Knockout:''' Well what? I'm supposed to be shocked, open the cell and run in there so you can hit me on the head and escape? That guy's not even dying. Look at him, he's fine.\ |
| 125 | '''Drift:''' You don't know!\ |
| 126 | '''Knockout:''' Hopeless. |
| 127 | [[/folder]] |
| 128 | |
| 129 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 130 | * ''Fanfic/AceSavvyANewHope'': The guards in charge of guarding Tetherby's stuff are insanely bad at their jobs to the point where Lincoln comments on it. This is later explained by Tetherby being a terrible boss to them. |
| 131 | * When Feliciano rescues Ludwig from the American base in the ''Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers'' fanfiction, "Auf Wiedersen, Sweetheart." The plan involved getting all but two American guards to leave by telling them that their counterparts had gotten into a BarBrawl in town and then convincing the remaining guards to [[DrinkingOnDuty drink the drugged flask of bourbon]]. |
| 132 | * In episode 8 of ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'', Lelouch/One spends about a minute and half firing roughly 70 bullets from a pistol [[BottomlessMagazines without reloading]]. The two guards outside the room casually converse over and throughout the clearly audible gunfire. They then kick the door in and rush in guns blazing when they are alarmed by Lelouch's cough. |
| 133 | * ''Fanfic/TheDilgarWar'': |
| 134 | ** Played straight when a Dilgar infiltrator on Earth successfully kidnaps the deputy director of the [=PsiCorps=] in spite of her and her guards being ''telepaths'', and then defeats said guards by using their telepathy against them. To the guards' defence, they were usually employed to hunt down rogue unarmed telepaths and their opponent was a professional extremely good at fighting and hiding his thoughts and equipped with a suit making him invisible... |
| 135 | ** Later {{subverted|Trope}}: when the infiltrator penetrates [=EarthDome=] (the city near Geneva built specifically to house the Earth Alliance government), he successfully enters thanks to the codes he extracted from the deputy director, his invisible suit, and the fact he's believed to have drowned right after the scuffle with the telepaths, but fails to leave when [[EvilDetectingDog a dog sniffs him, fails to see him, and attacks]], wrecking his suit and causing half the guards to come to kill him (he's killed by the ones who found him about one minute before a hundred guards tracks him down). After that incident, guard dogs are dispatched to the entrance of all military bases, with one Dilgar with an identical suit failing to secretly follow one of his leaders to a diplomatic meeting specifically because of a guard dog alerting the guards. |
| 136 | * In ''Fanfic/TheFifthAct'', Genesis gets reports of a lone unaffliated man outside the camp, believed to be a Wutai spy. Genesis thinks the scouts who reported [[PeggySue Cloud's]] presence are morons since Cloud is not hiding in the least, is too blond to be from Wutai and is openly camping. |
| 137 | * ''Fanfic/TheGoodHunter'': |
| 138 | ** In Chapter 1, Cyril [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] how Lescatie's guards are worse than useless, failing to sense the intruder within their walls who successfully intrudes upon his home. Sure, said intruder turns out to be a [[GratuitousNinja Kunoichi]] good at infiltration work, but still. |
| 139 | ** Also [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] by Fina as she makes her way to Lescatie in Chapter 5, sneaking past the guards all the while. This is later [[JustifiedTrope justified]] as she does so by blending in with the stream of travellers and refugees who sought entry and safety in the city. The guards are simply overtaxed with keeping the area secure against monsters. |
| 140 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'' fic ''Fanfic/TheGreatRedPandaRescue'', a smuggler takes Tyler and Priya at their word that their parents sent them, a couple young teens, to casually buy from an exotic animal trafficker. He freely tells them that they missed the auction ''before'' Tyler reveals that he has rich parents. |
| 141 | * Wholly averted in the ''VideoGame/HeroesOfTheStorm'' fanfic ''Fanfic/HeroesOfTheDesk''. When an alarm goes off in the medical wing, a sympathetic doctor disables it, then blames a system malfunction. A short while later, several guards arrive, and one of them specifically points out that the aforementioned behavior made security ''more'' suspicious that something was amiss, since ThisIsReality and not one of the video games the Heroes characters originated in. |
| 142 | * The ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfiction ''Fanfic/JerichoMLP'' has some amusing amounts of this. |
| 143 | ** Lampshaded when a guard just lets the main character, [[FirstPersonSmartass Jericho]] (a foreigner), walk into a guarded compound when all Jericho offers in the flimsy excuse that he's a "[[PaperThinDisguise plumber]]". (Jericho is dressed like a cowboy, by the way.) |
| 144 | --->''You are a very trusting stallion and should be fired from your job. You didn't even check to see if I had any identification... if Equestria even uses identification like that. Huh. I should look into that.'' |
| 145 | ** And then b-e-a-utifully subverted! Jericho walks up to the Baron's plantation house, tricks the guard into letting him in, then, as Jericho is walking past, the guard bashes Jericho upside the head with his nightstick. |
| 146 | * ''Fanfic/LegolasByLaura'' features a scene described thus by a sporker, caused by sheer incoherence: |
| 147 | -->"Looks like Legolas has just asked the guards -- sorry, the ''gards'' to keep an eye on Laura's room while the orcs are kidnapping her, and... it all gets a bit confused."\ |
| 148 | "So the gard walks into the room and sees the orcs, and does nothing. Legolas runs off down the hall, then runs back and asks the gards where Laura is. They say that the orcs took her, neglecting to mention that they stood by and watched..."\ |
| 149 | "And by that time, the orcs have apparently already returned to Mordor. I think we can safely assume that all the characters have gone insane." |
| 150 | * In the 12 chapter of the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fic ''Fanfic/LovedAndLost'', one of the guards under [[TheUsurper King Jewelius]] is patrolling to make sure the [[VoluntaryShapeshifting Changelings]] are locked up in their cells. Queen Chrysalis tries to fool him by turning herself into Jewelius, and then into a crying filly. To make her stop, the irritated guard walks close to her cell, and Chrysalis seizes her chance to slam his head against the bars and steal the keys he's carrying as he falls unconscious. [[spoiler:After his takeover, Jewelius [[ThePurge murdered all the Royal Guards]] who were injured during the Changeling invasion yet [[UndyingLoyalty remained loyal]] to the usurper princesses, [[TradingBarsForStripes filling the greatly decreased ranks with convicts he bribed to be loyal to himself]]. If this guard is one of those replacements, his carelessness would be explained by his lack of proper drilling in a guard's duties.]] |
| 151 | ** In the tenth chapter, when Applejack and Rarity disguise themselves as maids while sneaking in the castle (with Cadance hiding in the housekeeping cart they're pushing), they nervously claim to the first guard who stops them that they're doing some late night cleaning. He eyes them suspiciously for a moment before letting them carry on. |
| 152 | * A bit of a running gag in ''WebVideo/MiraiNikkiTheAbridgedSeries'' is to explain any instance of a character making it past the security by simply saying "Their security sucks". Said characters included an injured and dehydrated terrorist, a blind man, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Yukiteru]]. |
| 153 | * In ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8643131/1/The-New-Millennium The New Millenium]]'' fanfic, this trope is subverted. Celeste's Yami, Aclina, who is supposed to be somewhat of a guardian for Yami (At least according to Word of God), is implied to be crazy by the way she punishes [[spoiler:Ran's kidnappers]]: with an imersion into insanity. When she turns on the [[spoiler:kidnappers]], she has 'A smile stained with pure insanity' on her face. But when she turns back to Yami, she has 'Her usual look of indifference' on. This implies that Selective Insanity is present. |
| 154 | * In ''Fanfic/TheNightUnfurls'', this trope is {{lampshade|Hanging}}d by Kyril in Chapter 3, remastered version. As he is walking down the hall to attend a meeting with the Seven Shields, he internally notes that he often takes walks like this during nighttime. He is able to do so without being noticed because, in his words, "sneaking past the guards was a joke". |
| 155 | * ''Fanfic/ThePiecesLieWhereTheyFell'': In the sequel ''Picking Up the Pieces'', the new security guard at Night's gym is ostensibly there to keep further pranksters out after somepony dumped purple dye in their swimming pool, but he's too busy reading his newspaper to look up at any visitors, like Night, when he says the pool’s closed and explains ''why'' it’s closed. |
| 156 | * ''Fanfic/PokemonResetBloodlines'': |
| 157 | ** In [[WhamEpisode Chapter 23]] of the main story, during their infiltration of the Gringy City power plant, Ash and company manage to sneak past some mind-controlled Koffing on the back of Misty's Gyarados. [[JustifiedTrope Justified]], because Koffing have terrible hearing and being mind-controlled is implied to impair a Pokémon's mental abilities. |
| 158 | ** In the Steven Interlude sidestory, a Team Zenith grunt managed to sneak past security into a restricted area of the Devon HQ to steal a device inside a vault. Had he not been casually spotted by Sawyer, who relayed it to Steven, he might have gotten away unnoticed. |
| 159 | * ''Fanfic/RainbowDoubleDashsLunaverse'': |
| 160 | ** An early fic has two guards actually invoking this when a panicked Trixie comes up to Canterlot Castle's front gate, demanding entrance, but not having any ID to prove she is who she says she is. The two guards know Trixie, but unfortunately they also hate Trixie, and state that if somepony like Trixie showed up, acting very un-Trixie like and demanding entrance, well, they'd have to be ''stupid'' to let her in, right? They're also not very concerned by Trixie's concern that their delaying might get her killed by [=BonBon=], who is having a very [[SanitySlippage stressful]] day. Then the angry naked human appears out of nowhere. |
| 161 | ** Another story, set several years before, shows a young Shining Armor having a near-miss with this, when Princess Luna shows up to say her apprentice Trixie can go into the city without any guards. Shining and his captain notice Princess Luna slip up on the pronunciation of one word - it's Trixie in disguise as Luna. |
| 162 | ** The Zaldian SecretPolice are easily outwitted by Trixie and Lyra pretending to teleport away. Actually, Trixie's just turned invisible - the Zaldians despite being mind-bogglingly paranoid and arrogant don't think invisibility is ''real'' magic worth investing energy in countermeasures against. [[spoiler:The fact they've been heavily infiltrated by Changelings muddies these waters, since the Changelings are trying to make the Secret Police look bad, so whether that's part of the plot or not is fuzzy.]] |
| 163 | * In ''Fanfic/SpiderNinja'', Avengers Tower is surrounded by security cameras and a team of security guards, even late at night. These same security guards all abandon their posts when the leading guard gets an anonymous call that there are free doughnuts in the break room, and ''no one'' thinks to check why suddenly all of the security cameras have been deactivated (aka ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill stabbed through the screen]]''). This allows the Turtles to get to and from Avengers Tower totally unseen. |
| 164 | * In ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' fanfic [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/27657847/chapters/67678225 The Tresine Troubles]], a captured Kirk is able to lure the guard into his prison cell merely by singing (i.e, caterwauling) loudly enough that the guy can't help but go in and shut him up. Of course, the idiot is swiftly disarmed and the other guard stunned with the 'borrowed' weapon. Justified in that the guards in question belong to a rather disorganized terrorist group and have no real training or discipine. |
| 165 | * In ''Fanfic/ThatEpicPlan'', L sends Aizawa along to supervise the prisoner transfer of Beyond Birthday to taskforce HQ, but with the ease Light has with communicating with Beyond, Aizawa might as well not be there at all. |
| 166 | * Parodied in ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' when Tristan is sneaking up on a guard in a suit of armor. "CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK." "Must be the wind." "CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK." "Yeah, that's definitely the sound that wind makes." |
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| 168 | |
| 169 | [[folder:Films — Animation]] |
| 170 | * ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe1'': Justin, the little fat boy in the beginning, manages to sneak into the restricted zone of the pyramid with two guards standing not even three feet away from him. |
| 171 | * The guards in ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles1'' fall prey to a few of these. They're decent enough at their jobs when they're in action, but it's the boring surveillance part of the day that always slips them up. At one point in the movie, they ''all'' leave their posts to check on a colleague who's just collapsed. Later, they don't notice Helen when she's right behind them. She even talks. Later still, nobody is paying attention to the security cameras and are all partying in the background. Only [[PunchClockVillain Mirage]] notices the escapees that don't even bother to avoid the security cameras. Most notably, though, is later in the same scene where it gets absurd enough that Bob {{lampshade|Hanging}}s it. They enter a large room with no-one in it and he absently wonders, "Where are all the guards?" |
| 172 | * Double subversion in ''WesternAnimation/MonstersVsAliens''. The heroes (who consist of an amorphous blob, a fish-man, and a human/cockroach hybrid) adopt {{Paper Thin Disguise}}s to bluff their way past an alien clone. He recognizes one of them as a clone that's "defective beyond repair"... and immediately orders the other two to dispose of him. And gives them a key card. And a gun. |
| 173 | * In ''WesternAnimation/TheSteamEnginesOfOz'', the guards on the gates of the Emerald City are completely unconcerned when their kalidah--a beast specifically trained to sniff out munchkins--starts sniffing with interest at a box on Candace's wagon, and allow her to [[ParasolOfPain beat it off with her umbrella]] and drive out of the city. |
| 174 | * ''WesternAnimation/StrangeMagic'': The Bog King's {{mooks}} outside his palace, while not competent enough to capture one fairy princess, are at least awake. His personal guards fall asleep on the job in front of him, [[BenevolentBoss causing him to send them to bed.]] |
| 175 | * This happens twice in ''WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosMovie'' when Mario is trying to sneak into Princess Peach's castle: |
| 176 | ** The guards at the front door of Peach’s castle are easily distracted by Toad whipping up a cookout for them, allowing Mario to sneak in. |
| 177 | ** After Mario sneaks in, he gets chased by some Toad guards (the two who gave initial chase had to do a DoubleTake after he salutes them back), but they only catch him after Peach judo-flips him to the ground. |
| 178 | * The Guards in ''WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}}''. They cannot find an old lady who has kidnapped the baby princess for almost two decades, when she happened to be in a tower within riding distance. Then said princess's crown gets stolen right under their noses. Then one of the thieves comes back to Corona later with a girl with 70 feet long of hair and they don't notice it, even though he is dancing around. The only competent member is [[CoolHorse Maximus]], and [[spoiler:he's the only one to make crime virtually disappear]]. The same thief was able to walk up to the palace and meet the King and Queen face-to-face. Their incompetence is proven even more later on when a 14-year old kid is able to distract all the guards around Corona by putting up a smoke-screen and knocking them out with a giant monster while the kid himself somehow managed to infiltrate all the way to the castle and kidnap the Queen without any resistance whatsoever, demonstrating that the guards didn't even try to guard parts of the castle nor do they even bother to bodyguard a very important figure in the country. |
| 179 | * A truly memorable subversion in ''WesternAnimation/TitanAE'': Preed, Stith, and Korso are trying to free Akima from a slave prison. They see a large, brutish guard around a corner, and Stith offers to take him out. Preed refuses, saying, "This requires cunning and deception." They then walk up to the guard, and Preed spins a tale that he and Stith are traders, and that Korso is the slave they're looking to sell. After delivering his story, we have this exchange. |
| 180 | -->'''Guard:''' You're ''lying''. ''He's'' not a slave and ''you're'' not traders. [[AwesomenessByAnalysis Look at the way he stands]]. He doesn't carry himself like a slave! Probably ex-military.[[note]]Korso is a former Earth SpaceMarine[[/note]] Akrennians always threaten before asking a favor, ''it's tradition''. And ''your'' robes are made out of ''bedspreads!''\ |
| 181 | '''Preed:''' Er, do we have a "Plan B"? ''[Stith knocks the guard out with a powerful kick]'' An intelligent guard! Didn't see that one coming. ''[tasers the guard]'' |
| 182 | :: The commentary reveals this is one of the very few complete relics of Creator/JossWhedon's pass at the script. |
| 183 | * In ''WesternAnimation/YellowSubmarine'', the Meanie guard leading the team of four Apple Bonkers doesn't realize that the fifth Apple Bonker is the Beatles, each sitting on one another's shoulders. When he finally catches on, he aims his gun at them but it jams, giving the boys time to escape and drop the giant apple they were holding on him. |
| 184 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}'' has one scene where Judy and Nick manage to sneak past a group of wolves by imitating a howl, causing the entire wolf squad to howl in response and completely miss out on the two sneaking in. |
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| 186 | |
| 187 | [[folder:Films — Live-Action]] |
| 188 | * ''Film/AntMan1'': |
| 189 | ** Hilariously averted when Scott Lang attempts to break into an old Stark warehouse [[spoiler:(now the Avengers headquarters)]]. He doesn't see anyone around and thinks he's scot-free, only for the intrusion to be investigated and spotted ''immediately''. |
| 190 | ** Subverted (sort of) later: a heist involves Luis impersonating a security guard. When another guard asks him what he's doing, he claims that the "boss man" told him to check the room. The guard he's trying to con? The boss man. No word whether it would have worked on any other guard, though. |
| 191 | * Consistent in all the ''Film/AustinPowers'' movies. |
| 192 | ** One even manages to fall into the lava flow when he's outwitted by Felicity Shagwell's boobs. |
| 193 | ** Special note to Michael [=McDonald=] in the first one, who emits a drawn out BigNo at the oncoming steamroller... that [[OverlyLongGag lasts for a good 15 seconds]] and he needs to inhale to ''continue'' screaming before getting run over. |
| 194 | ** Crosses over with WhyDontYouJustShootHim on multiple occasions. In each case, Dr. Evil is about to leave the heroes in an easily escapable death trap, and rather than supervise their deaths himself, he relies on "one inept guard." |
| 195 | * ''Film/BloodRayne'': Vladimir gets a thrall guard to enter his cell alone by pretending Sebastian has mysteriously disappeared. Naturally he then springs from hiding to overpower the thrall along with Vladimir and escape. |
| 196 | * In ''Film/CharlotteGray'', which takes place in Nazi-occupied France, the eponymous heroine and a member of the French resistance are being held in a house by Nazis, and manage to distract the guard who's supposed to be watching them by making out, then jump him and run for it when he comes over to separate them. |
| 197 | * The plot in ''Film/{{Condor}}'' pretty much is built on this: the villain had stolen the code to control the MacGuffin, and was captured and put in jail. The movie starts with the villain's breakout. The big worry? Nobody thought to change the code to the MacGuffin. |
| 198 | * ''Film/TheEmperorAndHisBrother'': The Manchurian guards in the dungeon are so incompetent at their jobs, they are tricked into leaving their posts by the heroine's ''meowing''. |
| 199 | * Fittingly enough, ''Film/TheGodsMustBeCrazy'' has a few examples. When the heroes mount their rescue, the guards fail to notice that they're being drugged, or the guy getting highly irritating sap dripped all over him, or the guy they've never seen before going around shooting them with a tiny bow and arrow... |
| 200 | * ''[[Film/GodzillaKingOfTheMonsters2019 Godzilla: King of the Monsters]]'' (2019): All of the [[Characters/MonsterVerseEcoTerrorists eco-terrorists]] guarding the ORCA device on which the plot hinges choose to all take a break at the same time and leave it unguarded, which enables Madison Russell to steal the device and use it to help the heroes stop the monsters' global rampage. |
| 201 | %%* ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'' (1966). Wallace lets Tuco go relieve himself. BIG mistake. |
| 202 | * [[PlayingWithATrope Played with again]] in ''Film/HaroldAndKumarGoToWhiteCastle'', when the racist white prison guards attack a peaceful African-American prisoner, thus allowing Kumar to escape with an enormous bag of marijuana. |
| 203 | %%* ''Film/{{Idiocracy}}'' "Hey, uh... I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail, not going back in..." |
| 204 | * ''Film/JamesBond'': |
| 205 | ** ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}''. Played straight with the foolish guard who enters the cell alone while Film/JamesBond is performing a CeilingCling and subverted by later multiple guards who are more watchful, staying in the same cell with one having a pistol trained on Bond at all times. |
| 206 | ** Towards the end of ''Film/{{Octopussy}}'', the BigBad doesn't mind that his guards are DistractedByTheSexy because it gives him and TheDragon a chance to [[VillainExitStageLeft sneak away without being noticed]]. Unfortunately the dancing girls are part of Octopussy's AmazonBrigade, currently sneaking into his palace. Another guard is drinking on duty, and has a NoMoreForMe moment as he looks over the wall and sees a female circus acrobat standing on the head of an elephant. |
| 207 | * In ''Film/JurassicWorld'', the ''I. rex's'' escape is, in spite of it being smart enough to fake an escape by making it look as though it climbed over the wall and hiding, and having enough control over its bodily functions to fool a thermal scanner, still reliant on people being dumb enough to enter its enclosure ''before'' checking if its implanted tracker is still in there, even though this information is a phone call away. |
| 208 | * The hapless security guards in ''Film/{{Lifeforce|1985}}'' are this trope. The first one falls head and heels for the naked Space Girl and gets his LifeEnergy sucked for this, allowing her to escape from the autopsy room. The other three guards that are supposed to stop her FullFrontalAssault on the research facility don't fare any better, with one of them trying to lure her with a half-eaten biscuit only to get zapped for his trouble and another one suffering a similar fate. The last, older guard is scared out of his wits and does nothing as the Space Girl calmly makes an exit. |
| 209 | * ''Film/LostInAHarem'': Bobo, the guard that Peter and Harvey meet when heading to the palace, is easily fooled into thinking the pair are a couple of Hollywood talent scouts. Later, he ''still'' thinks they're talent scouts and agrees to help them when they say they can only take him to Hollywood after getting Hazel out. |
| 210 | * In ''Film/MomAndDadSaveTheWorld'', a guard, despite being from a planet of idiots, ''doesn't'' assume Dad is a guard just because he's wearing a uniform... however, she unquestioningly accepts the laughable answers he provides in response to her questioning and lets him go on his way. |
| 211 | * ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'': |
| 212 | ** The guards of Swamp Castle have a hard time comprehending simple orders. Even if they did, they wouldn't have stood a chance against Lancelot's UnstoppableRage. The guards were expecting guests for the wedding, but even still, calmly watching a screaming knight charging towards you over a field with a sword brandished makes you wonder... None of them make even a token effort to fight Lancelot while he massacres the wedding party, or even try to ''[[TooDumbToLive avoid him.]]'' |
| 213 | --->"Now, you're not supposed to enter the roo-- ARRGH!" |
| 214 | ** Prior to this, the Swamp King has a very hard time trying to keep the two guards he'd assigned to his son from following him out of the room through a SustainedMisunderstanding. And even when they ''do'' finally get the picture, they smilingly watch on as the Prince writes out a letter, [[{{Arrowgram}} ties it to an arrow]] and hurriedly fires it out the window in order to summon help, because [[ExactWords the king didn't specifically tell them to prevent him from doing that]]. |
| 215 | * ''Film/TheMysteryOfTheHoodedHorsemen'': The deputy at the jail gets distracted by Stubby's pointless story and fails to notice White Flash yanking the bars out of the cell window. |
| 216 | * ''Film/NightAtTheMuseum'': |
| 217 | ** In both movies, it's more like "the museum administrators must be crazy." Larry's initiation involves being given a rule book, a uniform, a brief tour by his predecessor, and a small note of rather unusual instructions and then being left to his own devices, with no backup. If it weren't for the army of [[AnimateInanimateObject animate inanimate objects]], he would have been completely helpless when the inevitable robbery occurs. |
| 218 | ** His British counterpart in the second movie has it even worse. While she ''is'' quite competent, and did go entirely by the rule book, the closest thing she has to a weapon, is a hammer she brings from home while Larry at least has a night-stick, a flashlight, and pepper spray. Like Larry, she also has no backup, except a long, complicated phone number to call, and then only when she's absolutely certain things have escalated to a point that she can't possibly handle it by herself. As graphically shown, this puts her completely at the mercy of any determined or marginally competent group of thieves, criminals, or malcontents intending to do her or the museum harm. She lampshades that she's starved for conversation because she doesn't have co-workers at the job. |
| 219 | ** In ''Battle of the Smithsonian'', Larry's escapades in the various branches of the Smithsonian along the National Mall go completely unnoticed, as if the entire area is devoid of any human presence save Larry himself. Ironically, Larry is a guard. Would YOU stick around once the dinosaur skeletons and such started moving? |
| 220 | * ''Film/{{The Phantom|1943}}'' (1943): At one point the Phantom is on the loose in a fortified compound, but has no way of getting past the impregnable front gate -- until the guard leading the search for the Phantom orders the gate opened so he can go and see if the Phantom has already got out. |
| 221 | * ''Film/ThePhantomOfParis'': A prison guard sees that Cheri-Bibi has hanged himself in his cell. The guard frantically rushes into the cell. Turns out that Cheri-Bibi, a professional magician, has staged a fake hanging. He overpowers the guard and escapes. |
| 222 | * ''Film/ThePredator'' has one of the title aliens entering the back of a truck filled with guards and slaughtering everyone. The driver asks if something is wrong, the Predator uses a cut arm to give him a thumbs up, ''and the guard just accepts that'', ultimately driving the Predator away from the facility where he was being kept captive. |
| 223 | * ''Film/RaceForTheYankeeZephyr'' (1981). A mook standing on the edge of a cliff catches the hero sneaking up, intent on braining him with a lump of wood. Instead of grabbing his rifle the mook begins waving his arms about and howling in a highly exaggerated martial arts style. The hero gapes in astonishment then, as the mook turns to deliver a spinning kick, boots him down the mountainside. |
| 224 | * Full marks to King John's gaolers in ''Film/RoguesOfSherwoodForest'' who, on hearing a strange noise from the cell of Robin hood and Little John go to investigate with both of them entering the cell ''and'' leaving the cell door open behind them. |
| 225 | * ''Scare Package'': During the climax of this horror-comedy anthology's FramingDevice, [[SerialKiller the Devil's Lake Impaler]] escapes captivity and starts slaughtering his way through the secret research facility he's been held captive in. The two guards in the security room (apparently the only ones in the whole facility) fail to notice the mayhem unfolding on the cameras because one of them is heavily invested in explaining the complex backstory and TangledFamilyTree of ''Series/GameOfThrones'' to his cohort. |
| 226 | * {{Discussed|Trope}} in ''Film/ShanghaiNoon'', when Wang and Roy are trying to figure out how to get out of prison. Wang suggests faking an illness, and Roy responds by asking if "the sick prisoner routine" still works in China and explaining that it's "[[DeadHorseTrope sorta been done to death]]" in America. |
| 227 | * ''Franchise/StarTrek'': |
| 228 | ** In ''Film/{{Star Trek VI|The Undiscovered Country}}'', the ''Enterprise'' manages to fly deep into Klingon territory to rescue Kirk and [=McCoy=] despite a listening post picking them up and demanding to know their identity and destination. They manage to fool the completely incompetent guards despite having to resort to using an English-Klingon dictionary to look up their answers and making several grammatical errors during the conversation. Actually explained in the novelization, which states that the operators of the listening post assumed the ''Enterprise'' crew were just harmless smugglers, not a Federation cruiser, and so let them through (the Klingon officer's parting shot "Don't catch any bugs" is an old smuggler's in-joke). |
| 229 | ** ''Star Trek VI'' also has what must be one of the most idiotic examples in the history of cinema. Kirk and [=McCoy=] are in an inescapable prison, but conspirators want them dead to be sure they're really out of the way. They have another prisoner tell Kirk and [=McCoy=], "I can get outside the beaming shield, but I have nobody to beam me up when I get there. If you have a way to get off the surface, we can escape together." When Kirk verifies that they can beam up once outside the shield, the prisoner, with the help of the conspirators, leads them to a position outside the shield where the conspirators will shoot them with the excuse that they were trying to escape. The conspirators are then surprised to see Kirk and [=McCoy=] beam up right in front of their eyes, despite having gone out of their way to verify that they were prepared to do so. |
| 230 | * ''Franchise/StarWars: Episode IV -- Film/ANewHope'': This is mostly averted, despite their memetic reputation for incompetence, the Stormtrooper corps actually act pretty sensibly in most situations. |
| 231 | ** The security guards on the Death Star. Ben uses a JediMindTrick version of this after turning the tractor beam off. This is actually an inversion of ItsProbablyNothing. Presumably, Ben made the guards think they heard something off in the distance, and like intelligent guards, they go to investigate. Unfortunately for them, it really was nothing. |
| 232 | ** Averted with the guards in the Death Star's prison block. Luke and Han, dressed as Stormtroopers, come with Chewbacca as the TrojanPrisoner and say to the guards that they're transferring Chewie to their prison block. The commander doesn't fall for it, since such a transfer should have been documented and communicated beforehand. As the guard is about to check for confirmation, Han and Chewbacca lose their shit and start shooting around. Central command notices and calls in to investigate. Han again tries to bluff his way through, but they demand his serial number as verification, which he can't provide, so central command immediately sends Stormtroopers to take care of them. |
| 233 | ** The ''[[Franchise/StarWarsLegends Legends]]'' novel ''Death Star'' turns this on its head. One of the normal human Stormtrooper commanders was sensitive to the Force and really hated his bosses. He misled his own troops and thus allowed Han and the others an easier path to freedom. |
| 234 | ** Additionally inverted in that a rather large number of competent major and minor characters all at some point had Imperial guard training or at least Imperial pilot training (which does include some guard training) as the explanation. |
| 235 | * ''Film/StreetFighter'' makes you wonder: If you were the radio guy and you heard "Security, this is '''''CLANG!!!'''''" followed by dead silence, would you send a team to investigate or would you just shrug and continue eating your [[ProductPlacement Snickers]] like [[BigBad M. Bison's]] radio guy obviously did after Bison's lab guard tried to call for help before being clonked on the head with a fire extinguisher? |
| 236 | * This Trope can be applied to ''all'' of El Guapo's thugs who act as guards in ''Film/ThreeAmigos''. In one scene, Lucky is chained up in the dungeon, but the guard tosses the keys to his chains on the floor to taunt him, figuring he can't reach them (it takes a few tries, but he does), while Dusty is able to rescue Carmen because the guard in charge of watching her is asleep on duty. (It's the middle of the day.) In fact, El Guapo's men seem only slightly more competent than the would-be heroes are, at most. |
| 237 | * Justified in ''Film/THX1138'', in that, though the guards are glaringly incompetent, the general population (with the sole exceptions of the hero and his girlfriend) are too stupid/strung out to notice. For example, the guards routinely leave the doors to a high security prison unlocked, but none of the prisoners had ever bothered to check. |
| 238 | * ''Film/TronLegacy'' [[SubvertedTrope acts]] like it is about to set this trope up, with a fat guard propping his feet on his desk while watching TV. Then the server room door alarm goes off, and he immediately goes to investigate, even though he's clearly afraid that the intruder is armed. When Sam escapes to the crane on the roof, the same fat guard is the only one willing to follow him up there, confront the "thief", and try to talk Sam down. Very brave for Some Guy. |
| 239 | * ''Film/{{Wonder Woman|2017}}'': Steve and Sameer infiltrate that gala by pretending to be a German officer and his chauffeur. When they cannot produce an invitation, they pretend to have lost it, and the guard lets them in because they are holding up the line, but doesn't even bother to ask their names. |
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| 241 | |
| 242 | [[folder:Gamebooks]] |
| 243 | * ''Literature/LoneWolf'': Although even smart guards would have a hard time against a psychic hero specialized in infiltration and camouflage, some over the series display the typical incompetence associated with this trope. |
| 244 | ** For example, in ''Shadow on the Sand'', two Vassagonian gaolers believe their prisoner has escaped when they can't see him through the peephole, just because Lone Wolf is sitting against the door. And he isn't even doing it on purpose, but still gets the opportunity to ambush them when they open the cell. |
| 245 | ** In ''Dawn of the Dragons'', the Eldenorian guards capturing Lone Wolf and bringing him before Prince Lutha take his gold, backpack, and weapons... but not the weapon-like special items. Including the [[InfinityPlusOneSword Sommerswerd]]![[note]]This one was so glaring that the French version actually [[http://projectaon.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1574&page=1 changed the scene by adding an Eldenorian traitor who brings Lone Wolf's special items back to him.]][[/note]] The collector re-edition explains this by having the soldiers being quite superstitious of touching magical artifacts or weapons. |
| 246 | * ''Literature/TheWarlockOfFiretopMountain'': The Warlock's orc guards are probably the most incompetent guards so far. The first two orcs you can encounter are ''sleeping on their jobs'', and later you find two drunk orcs guarding a room... containing a powerful spell book that can repel dragons. You can also find an orc chieftain too busy flogging servant to pay attention to ''you'', an intruder, or enter a mess hall full of orcs too busy eating to notice you. |
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| 248 | |
| 249 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 250 | * Subverted by the ''Literature/AlexRider'' book ''Scorpia Rising'': When Jack is escaping from her cell (by means of a convenient loose bar in the window), she marvels at how none of the guards overhear the huge amount of noise she makes, there's only one guard left watching the cars, and they've left the keys in the ignition. She even wonders if this might not all be too good to be true... and she's right, as her entire "escape" has been stage-managed in order to lead her into a deathtrap. |
| 251 | * Both fiercely subverted and then played straight in ''An Oblique Approach'', the first book of the ''Literature/BelisariusSeries'' by David Drake and Eric Flint. The Kushans guarding Princess Shakuntala were so highly disciplined, effective, and intelligently led that Raghunath Rao, greatest assassin in India, knew he could '''never''' rescue her from them. So [[spoiler:Belisarius tricked Venandakatra into '''replacing''' the Kushans with "guards" so inept that Rao had no problem wiping them out -- except for two killed by the princess herself.]] |
| 252 | * In Creator/RobertEHoward's ''Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian'' novel ''The Hour of the Dragon'', Zenobia gets the keys, to the TailorMadePrison no less, by [[DrinkingOnDuty getting them drunk]]. |
| 253 | * The ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' books have a lot of fun with this. |
| 254 | ** In ''Literature/TheLastHero'', Evil Harry Dread (the archetypical EvilOverlord) ''hires'' his henchmen on the above criteria. "Butcher" is the archetype of the trope.[[labelnote:Why?]]If he makes it easier for Heroes to move about his lair, then they'll usually return the favor by letting him live, and escape to build another lair.[[/labelnote]] |
| 255 | ** ''Literature/GuardsGuards'' opens with a dedication to those people "whose job it is, round about chapter three, to rush at the hero one at a time and be slaughtered." |
| 256 | ** In ''Literature/{{Thud}}'', the text mentions how when Sergeant Colon is on guard duty, he "kept the cell keys in a tin box in the bottom drawer of his desk, a long way out of reach of any stick, hand, dog, cunningly thrown belt, or trained Klatchian monkey spider (making Fred Colon possibly unique in the annals of jail history)." |
| 257 | ** Seemingly averted in ''Literature/TheLastContinent'', where the guards at Bugrup Prison are wise to every escape trope, but haven't worked out how Tinhead Ned (and later Rincewind) ''did'' escape (the jail door can be lifted off its hinges). Possibly because they reckon it makes a better ballad if the prisoner escapes and then gets killed in a last stand at the Post Office. |
| 258 | ** In ''Literature/{{Pyramids}}'', it's noted the guards of Djelyibabi are intentionally hired for being stupid and unimaginative, in case they start getting ideas, especially ones along the lines of "why aren't ''we'' in charge?" |
| 259 | ** ''Literature/{{Night Watch|Discworld}}'': Snouty, prison guard of the old Treacle Mine Road watch house at the time of the Glorious Revolution of the 25th of May. Vimes notes he's stupid enough to walk up to the bars of the cell, when he's on his own and has the keys on a belt, which means Vimes could easily lay him out and escape if he wanted. After a few seconds, Snouty actually steps into the cells, and Vimes' monologue notes if he did it with the ''other'' prisoner he's got, Snouty would be dead a few days early. |
| 260 | * In ''Literature/{{Doom}}: Hell on Earth'', a pair of bored Clydes are frisking zombies boarding a plane. They fail to notice the heroes [[PretendWereDead Pretending We're Dead]] or catch that one is being carried upright between them. |
| 261 | * In one of the ''Series/GetSmart'' novels, one guard is particularly immune to this. Instead of entering the cell when Max sets fire to the bed as a diversion, the guard merely opens up on him with the firehose. However, just a few pages, later the rest of the guards in the prison are fooled by Max writing "out of order" with a piece of chalk on a death ray! |
| 262 | * Subverted in ''Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxyTrilogy'': Ford attempts to save himself and Arthur from being [[ThrownOutTheAirlock chucked out an airlock]] by talking a Vogon guard into questioning the purpose of his life, but the guard is [[TooDumbToFool too dumb for Ford to get through to him]]. In fact, the guard really enjoys his job. Including the whole throw people out of the airlock part. And the shouting. |
| 263 | * In ''Literature/TheHobbit'', the Mirkwood elves demonstrate the DrinkingOnDuty variation of this, allowing [[spoiler:the dwarves]] to escape. |
| 264 | ** Speaking of ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'', averted by Háma, doorward of Meduseld in Edoras. He's smart enough to know that "the staff of a wizard may be more than a prop for age", but lets Gandalf through with said staff because he deems he's a friend here to help (a judgment that is soon vindicated). It's a bit more vague in [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheTwoTowers the movie]], but it's certainly a plausible interpretation of his actions there. |
| 265 | * ''Literature/JohnCarterOfMars''. Dear GOD, if a strange man climbs up to the roof you're guarding, tells you what a difficult and dangerous climb he had, and invites you to take a look at how precariously his rope is dangling off the edge, DON'T DO IT! |
| 266 | * ''Literature/JourneyToChaos'': |
| 267 | ** Generally averted, as it is not easy to sneak past the guards in Roalt castle. During ''Literature/AMagesPower'' this is played for laughs when Kasile sheepishly notes that her KingIncognito disguise fooled her bodyguards. Mia replies that they must be "stupidheads". |
| 268 | ** ''Literature/LoomingShadow'' example; The guards in Mr.15's lair are smart enough to check for invisible people when they're looking for a mage, but they remain easy to fool because of that fact. They don't look for anything else. |
| 269 | * The Stuart Gibbs ‘’Funjungle’’ novels get a lot of humor from the incompetence of the parks security guards. After an animal is stolen the guards fail to realize the correct time the theft occurred (if they had the. Security footage would have easily solved the case), a guard assigned to prevent the poisoning of giraffes fails to realize that it’s his own actions of feeding then dangerous plants that’s making them sick and one of the few times they actually catch a criminal it’s because the officer pursuing the man tripped over a little kid, and accidentally tapered an old lady who the fleeing criminal then tripped over. By the third book, park owner JJ [=McCracken=] has tried to get around this by hiring he more professional Chief Honneker to run things smoother (which despite some initial arrogance, he arguably does) but the rank and file guards still screw up a lot. |
| 270 | * The secret police force known as DERSO in ''Literature/TheLeonardRegime'' is supposed to be an elite organization of specially trained agents. In reality, they are often stupid, incompetent, or simply indifferent. |
| 271 | * In ''Literature/{{Noob}}'', this is actually [[ExploitedTrope exploited]] by a NonPlayerCharacter. The {{Player Character}}s are stuck in jail in which magic can't be used and the NonPlayerCharacter is an alchemist so good that he can literally make invisibility powder out of thin air. When one of the players points out that being invisible will be useless if they can't get out, the alchemist's reply comes down to "Nah, the guards are going to panic when we all vanish, open the gates to let reinforcements in, and we'll take advantage of this to escape.". The plan actually works. |
| 272 | * In ''Syren'', the fifth book of the ''Literature/SeptimusHeap'' series, Septimus gets past a guard in the Trading Post by claiming that he is someone important. Now, Septimus did not in fact lie to him. He ''was'' the Senior Apprentice(with the nifty Magykal cuffs to prove it), and he ''was'' on official business ([[spoiler: getting Jenna, the Princess]]). Trope still applies in that the guard did nothing to verify this. |
| 273 | * In ''Literature/WarriorCats'': |
| 274 | ** Cats guarding the camp often [[FailedASpotCheck don't notice]] when their Clanmates sneak out. |
| 275 | ** In ''The Darkest Hour'', Jaggedtooth is guarding Tigerstar's prisoners. Ravenpaw pretends to be a [=RiverClan=] cat and tells him that he'll take over as guard for a bit since Tigerstar wants Jaggedtooth to report to him. Despite Jaggedtooth not recognizing Ravenpaw, and he himself pointing out that Tigerstar declared that only [=ShadowClan=] cats are allowed to guard them, he still leaves the prisoners alone with the stranger, enabling them to escape. |
| 276 | * ''Literature/WetDesertTrackingDownATerroristOnTheColoradoRiver'': The chief of security at Glen Canyon Dam has an outburst when he is told that a security guard let the bomber in without confirming that the supposed elevator maintenance guy was in fact an elevator maintenance guy. |
| 277 | * Subverted in the novel ''Film/WhereEaglesDare''. The German soldiers searching for the commandos don't check the ladies toilet where they're hiding. When one commando mentions how stupid that is, his superior points out the soldiers were eager to think up excuses to avoid searching places where desperate men might empty a submachine gun into them. |
| 278 | * The guards at the "best guarded keep of the stoutest castle" in ''Literature/TheWindInTheWillows'' apparently can't tell the difference between a washerwoman they see every day and is the sister or sister-in-law of the chief warden, and their main prisoner, who is an anthropomorphic toad. |
| 279 | [[/folder]] |
| 280 | |
| 281 | [[folder:Magazines]] |
| 282 | * ''Reader's Digest'' once had a story in "Humor in Uniform" where a group of army brass talked about the guards on duty at their base and mentioned that some of them are on duty for so long, they don't bother to verify presented identification. So, they came up with a challenge to see who could get past security with the weakest form of identification. They each successfully passed security with driver's licenses, library cards, credit cards, and so forth. The winner's identification: a piece of toast. |
| 283 | [[/folder]] |
| 284 | |
| 285 | [[folder:Pinballs]] |
| 286 | * In Creator/WilliamsElectronics' ''Pinball/SafeCracker'', the player must sneak into a guarded bank vault. Methods for doing so include [[DonutMessWithACop distracting the guards with donuts]] and bribing them with points. |
| 287 | [[/folder]] |
| 288 | |
| 289 | [[folder:Puppet Shows]] |
| 290 | * ''Series/FraggleRock'': In "The Cavern of Lost Dreams", Gobo and Cotterpin discover an ancient city guarded by Crusty and Yeaster, two elderly Doozers. Crusty puts Gobo in prison for trying to eat one of the ancient Doozer constructions, and then he and Yeaster imprison Cotterpin for rearranging of one of the towers. When [[SickCaptiveScam Gobo pretends to be sick]], Crusty and Yeaster leave the prison door open while examining him. On top of that, Crusty [[FantasticRacism calls Gobo a riding beast]] yet again (he and Yeaster had seen Cotterpin riding on Gobo's backpack). This flips Gobo out, and he knocks down the two old Doozers, causing them to drop their spears, which Cotterpin grabs. |
| 291 | -->'''Cotterpin:''' [[UnintentionalBackUpPlan Well, not exactly the way I planned it, but I'm always open to new ideas.]] |
| 292 | * ''Series/KingdomAdventure'': Played with: [[TheDragon Magistrate Pitts']] guards aren't actually bad at fighting or weak, and when they're on alert, they present a genuine threat to the protagonists. That said, one of them is very dimwitted, and the other regularly falls asleep at his post. |
| 293 | * The guards at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in the ''Series/SesameStreet'' special "Film/DontEatthePictures" never notice a group of nine people and four muppets who were locked in the museum overnight TRYING to find a way out until one of the people who was trapped inside mentions it to them as the museum reopens the next morning. |
| 294 | * ''Series/TalesOfTheTinkerdee'': A single guard at the gate is tricked by Taminella's PaperThinDisguise into letting her into the castle when she pretends to be Santa Claus, and Charlie (her bipedal ogre henchman) pretends to be Rudolph. Somewhat downplayed in that he does ask some questions about why Santa would be there in the middle of summer, and none of the other characters ever sees through her disguises, either. |
| 295 | [[/folder]] |
| 296 | |
| 297 | [[folder:Tabletop Games]] |
| 298 | * ''Danger International'', Investigation Script example. If the {{PC}}s are captured they can use the "sick captive" trick to lure the guards into their cell, [[MuggedForDisguise ambush them and take their clothing and weapons]] so they can [[DressingAsTheEnemy pass for them]]. |
| 299 | * ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'': |
| 300 | ** 3rd Edition |
| 301 | *** Most PC classes that would traditionally be used as guards don't have Spot, Listen or Sense Motive as class skills. This essentially makes them partially blind, hearing-impaired, and incredibly gullible. Exactly how this plays out depends on the DM. Most play the trope straight because guards tend not to be treated as more than minor enemies. Those skills are mainly intended to counteract Hide, Move Silently, and Bluff. In addition, those skills are not infallible unless the DM hands [=NPCs=] the IdiotBall. For example, no matter what your Hide skill is, if you walk in front of a guard without some form of cover, he sees you, no matter what. |
| 302 | *** Scouts used as guards can avert this trope. They possess Spot, Listen and Sense Motive as class skills. They get 8 base skill points per level. In addition, they have Hide and Move Silently as class skills, so they can stand guard without being readily visible. Their Skirmish feat also gives them a significant advantage in straight combat against most stealthy classes if there is some room to move around. |
| 303 | *** Ironically, the NPC class of Warrior ''does'' have Spot and Listen on its skill list, making them potentially better guards than trained Fighters. Even ''Commoners'' have those as class skills. |
| 304 | ** Module B9 ''Castle Caldwell and Beyond''. The gnoll guarding the {{PC}} prisoners is not very bright and will fall for any reasonable trick, such as one of them pretending to be ill. However, if the first attempt fails it will be very alert thereafter. |
| 305 | ** Speaking of early adventure modules, the above example is all the more unusual because the gnoll in question ''isn't'' already distracted from its duty by gambling with fellow guards. Betting on dice, brawls, and/or BeastlyBloodsports is ubiquitous among humanoids in old-school ''D&D'' modules; it's amazing any of them actually have any treasure left. |
| 306 | * ''TabletopGame/TimeLord'' RPG (based on ''Series/DoctorWho''): |
| 307 | ** "Curse of the Cyclops" adventure. If the entire PlayerCharacter party is captured and there is no-one to rescue them, the guards will demonstrate their usual stupidity and allow the prisoners to fool them and escape. |
| 308 | ** In the ''Journies'' supplement, a captured PlayerCharacter could use "The Daft Guard Effect" to distract any guards present so the prisoner(s) can escape. |
| 309 | [[/folder]] |
| 310 | |
| 311 | [[folder:Theatre]] |
| 312 | * Played for laughs in Creator/WilliamShakespeare's ''Theatre/MuchAdoAboutNothing''. |
| 313 | -->'''Dogberry:''' You are to bid any man stand, in the Prince's name.\ |
| 314 | '''Verges:''' How if a' will not stand?\ |
| 315 | '''Dogberry:''' Why, take no note of him, but let him go. |
| 316 | [[/folder]] |
| 317 | |
| 318 | [[folder:Theme Parks]] |
| 319 | * [[JustifiedTrope Justified]] in ''Ride/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyMissionBreakout'' The staff are secretly in on Rocket's plan out of spite for their BadBoss. |
| 320 | * ''Ride/StitchsGreatEscape'': All the security systems in the high security teleportation chamber can be disabled simply by spitting on them. And the guards thought it was safe to raise the glass tube that Stitch was in. All the recruits stationed in that room were on their first day on the job, were unarmed, and were being restrained by DNA scanners that had already finished serving their purpose. |
| 321 | [[/folder]] |
| 322 | |
| 323 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 324 | * In ''WebAnimation/ClearSkies 2'', the team are able to spring an informant from a prison outpost (admittedly, a very backwater one) by posing as guards for a prisoner transfer. It works, despite their credentials being stolen and very, ''very'' out of date, because the local guard was expecting a prisoner transfer at around that time. He gets chewed out later. |
| 325 | * An incredibly rare example in ''WebAnimation/DusksDawn'' when the guard in question, Donut, is a main character! He doesn't notice anything about the BigBad who's "obviously cured" and as he's walking down a corridor [[InnerMonologue monologing]] about how bored he is, a highly suspicious dark shadow flies by. Rather than do his job and check it out, he just brushes off a potential intruder as "a cat or something" (despite seeing it fly) and continues walking forward. |
| 326 | %%* The ''WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded'''s ''Franchise/AssassinsCreed'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzVWrOmFWpU parody]]. |
| 327 | * ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'': In Season 4 of The Blood Gulch Chronicles, Tex attempts to knock out one of the Zealots guarding a temple... but is unsuccessful and repeatedly hits him in hopes that it does knock him out. The only thing more absurd than the Zealot not becoming incapacitated from the multiple strikes is that his fellow Zealots appear unaware that he's being attacked, despite the cries for help he's making. |
| 328 | -->'''Tucker:''' What the fuck, are they deaf? (''someone shoots a sniper round that narrowly misses him'') Oh right, ''that'' you heard? |
| 329 | [[/folder]] |
| 330 | |
| 331 | [[folder:Web Comics]] |
| 332 | * In ''Webcomic/{{Adventurers}}'', there may be [[RunningGag many guards in the castle]], but [[https://web.archive.org/web/20030107082425/http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/0288.html they don't seem that good at keeping their secret passwords actually secret]]. A [[https://web.archive.org/web/20020212084057/http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/0350.html later strip]] subverts this somewhat. |
| 333 | * Spoofed in ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'', where in one strip the good doctor attempts to disguise himself as a guard, ''[[HighlyVisibleNinja but leaves his mask on]]''. [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=16&issue=1 The guards catch on immediately]]. |
| 334 | * DoubleSubversion in ''Webcomic/AnecdoteOfError'', where a security guard posted outside the school grounds stops Shimei and Atshi from sneaking out because class is still in session, but then when Atshi [[BlatantLies claims]] the teacher sent them, rather than getting any confirmation[[note]]There are other guards at his post who could cover him if need be[[/note]] he just lets them through. |
| 335 | * ''WebComic/BrotherComplex'': Jack and Megan easily manage to enter the experimental facility they saw Rose being taken to, with one door even being unlocked. Double-subverted in that they're still caught by security, but Dr. Lilly finds the infiltration attempt embarrassing since they managed to make it this far. |
| 336 | * ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' gives us some stormtroopers who are not only [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy horrible shots]], but also [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0744.html not very bright]]. |
| 337 | * ''Webcomic/DICETheCubeThatChangesEverything'': {{Subverted}}. Mio's clan member is guarding Dongtae's cell, who've already showed intent to escape. Dongtae attempts WoundedGazelleGambit, hiding behind boxes. When the guard comes in, Dongtae asks for a few Dice to heal himself. The guard goes yeah sure and promptly returns to lock the door. |
| 338 | * ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'': |
| 339 | ** Even by the ridiculously low standards of this page, Guineas [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2004-03-08 FAIL]]. He doesn't like his boss and is not very motivated, though, to the point of constantly [[ObfuscatingStupidity playing dumb]] to lower expectations and shirk the work. |
| 340 | ** PTTAPUTASF guards have open windows -- with lights on, various dangerous magic toys and things like a huge diamond lying in the open like in a museum, but without as much as a working alarm, and react only when a fight breaks in the storage. Might or might not have been mentally manipulated, though. It's [[{{retcon}} later revealed]] that the ''entire purpose'' of the PTTAPUTASF is to attract the attention of people or beings who want to steal magical items, so they don't go looking for the ''real'' facility. |
| 341 | * This is a running gag in ''Webcomic/{{Exiern}}'', starting from [[http://www.exiern.com/?p=23 here]] and getting [[http://www.exiern.com/?p=56 worse]], with the various guardsmen falling for almost every single trick listed above at some point throughout the strip. |
| 342 | -->'''Tiffany:''' So that is the only key to the cell?\ |
| 343 | '''[[MauveShirt Guard]]:''' Yes Ma'am.\ |
| 344 | '''Tiffany:''' I am going going to need to hang on to that.\ |
| 345 | '''Guard:''' Wait, you can't take the key. What if he gets sick and I need to check on him?\ |
| 346 | ''[{{beat panel}}]''\ |
| 347 | '''Tiffany:''' And that is why you are not allowed to keep the key. |
| 348 | * In ''Webcomic/TheGarden'', guards fail to notice even the most obvious noises. In [[http://thegarden.thewebcomic.com/comics/986723/chap-2-pg-27/ this page]], Bathrobe Guy confronts his guards about why they let his prisoners escape. In response, they respond in all seriousness with "They said you let them go." |
| 349 | * In ''Webcomic/GetMedieval'', Torquel Hane pulls free of his chains (by dislocating his thumbs); when a guard comes to investigate his cry of pain, Torquel distracts him by pointing his obviously unchained hand and saying ''another'' prisoner has escaped. The guard [[TooDumbToLive turns to look]], and CLUNK! |
| 350 | * ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'': |
| 351 | ** Guards at the castle show a [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081105 deplorable under-reaction]] when someone claiming he's that [[OverlordJr son and heir of their boss]] who [[OneManArmy stopped a small army singlehandedly]] a few hours ago "asks ''nice''" to enter. That he leads a crowd, brandishes an unknown device and [[CheshireCatGrin maniacally grins]] don't spur their brains to work faster either. Obviously, the guards aren't really listening; if you follow that elegant and finely-crafted link above, you'll notice that about one panel later he says, "[[DoubleTake Wait, you're who?]]" |
| 352 | ** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120113 Later]], Gilgamesh discovers that all but one of his father's guards consider the fact that he's wearing an extremely impressive hat with his name written on it (''misspelled'') to constitute definitive proof of his identity. He needs to get by that guy as well, to reach somebody who ''will'' recognize him and vouch for him, so he knocks the guard out, but promises him a promotion afterwards for not being an idiot. |
| 353 | * Averted in ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}'': [[http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/11272006/ the title goblins try to sneak into the city]] and ''random low-level town guards'' have enough sense to both check where the rock came from and summon help, resulting in a city riot about an army of goblins hiding in the sewers. |
| 354 | * The Guardbots in ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'' were apparently designed to keep obedient robots in line. Hence, they're at a complete loss when Antimony ''runs away''. Similarly, Doorbot is supposed to insure that only robots enter one entrance. Annie convinces him to let her pass by [[PaperThinDisguise wearing antennae]] and [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain repeatedly pointing out that she's obviously a robot]]. She's a robot: [[CircularReasoning she says that she is, and robots never lie.]] |
| 355 | * The sleeping [[https://bobadventures.thecomicseries.com/comics/254 peanut butter factory guard]] and the slow and clumsy [[https://bobadventures.thecomicseries.com/comics/382 guard-bot]] in ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob''. |
| 356 | * Spoofed in ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound''. Not surprising, considering [[VideoGame/MetalGear what the comic is based on.]] |
| 357 | * In ''Webcomic/MinionComics'', the guards assume intruders are involved in a homosexual orgy after [[http://www.meetmyminion.com/?p=705 strange comments by Wendell]]. |
| 358 | %%* ''Webcomic/MinionsAtWork'': [[http://www.theminionsatwork.com/comic/watch-your-back/ Letting him keep something from his mother]]. |
| 359 | * ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' pulls this several times: |
| 360 | ** In the prequel book ''On the Origin of [=PCs=]'', Haley breaks in to a building to steal a large diamond. She accidentally wakes the guard up, but he buys her story that she is just a rather Freudian dream. |
| 361 | --->'''Guard:''' You look hot in leather, Mom... |
| 362 | ** Averted, then played straight in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0387.html Elan's prison escape.]] His attempts at tricking the guards to let him out don't work. But after he gets Thog to smash their cells open, he tells the guards (while magically disguised as one) that the mess is due to "renovations" and that one of the prisoners (himself) died of "vaporizing flu," which supposedly disintegrated the body and is [[YouDontWantToCatchThis highly contagious]] to anyone who stands around asking questions. The guards immediately leave to avoid catching this transparently made-up disease, and Elan and Thog apparently just walk right out of the prison. |
| 363 | ** Hilariously spoofed in the Empire of Blood arc. Haley and Elan attempt to bluff their way past guards working for a GenreSavvy villain. The plan they're trying is specifically listed in their training manual, since [[MagnificentBastard Tarquin]] knows the sort of people usually hired as guards in his EvilEmpire. That's why he gave them [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0766.html detailed instructions]]. Followed by a DoubleSubversion when Haley returns to the same guards after having consumed a Potion of Glibness and proceeds to Bluff their pants off. |
| 364 | * Played with in ''Webcomic/TheSilverEye''. Enel is not a professional guard, but when he is tasked with guarding someone, they easily convince him to let them go with the promise of revealing the secrets of Levant to him, despite the fact that he was told this person was a notorious criminal. |
| 365 | * Averted in ''Webcomic/{{Spinnerette}}'' when the title heroine tries to break into her workplace to steal the security tape showing proof of her superpowers. When a sexy busty girl tries to [[DistractedByTheSexy seduce the security guard]] out of the blue, he automatically assumes that she's only there to distract him so someone else can sneak in. |
| 366 | -->'''Buzz:''' I only fell for that the ''first'' time. |
| 367 | * ''Webcomic/StandStillStaySilent'': Averted by the security detail aboard the Dalahästen. They get to save the heroes, and are shown to be disciplined, dedicated and highly competent. |
| 368 | * ''Webcomic/{{Terra}}'' offers a useful tip to any aspiring {{Mooks}} out there: When you capture a dangerous badass like Agrippa Varus, before putting him in a holding cell make sure to search him thoroughly so you know he isn't [[http://www.terra-comic.com/wordpress/archives/677 concealing something]] like, oh, [[spoiler:a hand grenade]]. |
| 369 | [[/folder]] |
| 370 | |
| 371 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 372 | * The EvilOverlordList has all sorts of tips on how to turn the guards from this sort of behavior and turn them into a ruthless fighting force prepared to guard anything anytime. |
| 373 | * [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20228_5-insane-prison-escapes-you-wont-believe-actually-worked.html This Cracked article]] has some pretty spectacular examples: |
| 374 | ** Ted Bundy's escape from a Colorado courthouse when he was supposed to be using the law library. |
| 375 | ** A Greek robber escaping via helicopter. Twice. |
| 376 | ** A convicted murderer who changed his clothes while waiting for his lawyer -- then walked right out. |
| 377 | * [[https://trib.al/jTIbP5e This Onion article]] describes multiple instances of kids breaking into military bases to rescue their alien friend, using techniques that play this trope incredibly straight, including nearly every common example of this trope such as, easily distracting guards with attractive women (really just a mannequin and a tape recorder), sneaking past guards who are napping, and covering cameras with silly string. |
| 378 | * One mini-comic in Creator/RapscallionGames's ''Shagahol'' features a bard literally walking right up to a guard and offering him oral sex in a nearby alleyway, which he accepts on the spot. Justified, because as she reasons, if he doesn't have any spare money, which she asks about first, the cult that hired him must not be paying him enough to care more about his post than a pretty woman. |
| 379 | [[/folder]] |
| 380 | |
| 381 | [[folder:Web Videos]] |
| 382 | * ''WebVideo/DoorMonster'': |
| 383 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uam0KMyZh2E "The Guards Themselves"]]: One guard has earphones in and is listening to music while he's supposed to guarding the prisoners. Needless to say, [[BoomHeadshot he does not last long]]. |
| 384 | ** Their sketch [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F74mBRjwTc "Diplomancy"]] has a guard who starts off sane, but after a series of Bluff rolls is convinced that his name is now Greg and that he killed the King using a chicken. |
| 385 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnTjNwFX3opRohE8AKwHEIF3YBfCc5zg2 "Ginormo"]], by WebVideo/StevenHe features the guards of the BigBad capturing one team of the heroes, when a second team fools them by different schemes, such as offering a snack cart. |
| 386 | * The [=LifesBlood Labs=] goons in ''WebVideo/LG15TheResistance'' are pretty incompetent. The "Mace in Yo Face!" and "Done Dirt Cheap" incidents are particularly shameful. Although the "Mace in Yo Face" incident is justified because [[spoiler:those weren't real LBL henchmen]]. |
| 387 | * Rich and Larry from ''WebVideo/{{Troopers}}''. |
| 388 | ** The princess escapes in almost every episodes she appears when Rich and Larry are tasked of guarding her. |
| 389 | ** Rich removes the handcuffs of [[LizardFolk an alien lizardman]] (who's been imprisoned for rape) thinking he's friendly. It goes as well as you imagine. |
| 390 | ** A prisoner escaped under Larry's watch and placed a dummy in his place. It takes three months before Lord Sinister gets wind of this. |
| 391 | ** Rich opens the door for Insurgency troops to storm-in, thinking it was the pizza delivery guy knocking. |
| 392 | [[/folder]] |
| 393 | |
| 394 | [[folder:Real Life]] |
| 395 | * Alcatraz's guards were fooled by one oldest trick in the book after another: dummy heads in the bed, [[LockingMacGyverInTheStoreCupboard digging a hole with spoons]], and climbing up the [[AirVentPassageway ventilator shaft]], making this trope not only GenreBlindness but TruthInTelevision. |
| 396 | * The two inmates who escaped from New York's Clinton Correctional Facility in 2015 made dummies and, per ''Film/TheShawshankRedemption'', eventually cut a passage to the sewers to the outside. They were able to count on the corrections officers on the night shift not really doing their actual counts, just saying that they had. |
| 397 | * There has been at least one case where an accomplice faxed realistic-looking release papers from a nearby [=McDonald's=] fax machine, resulting in a convict walking out scot-free, without anyone thinking about double-checking even the clearly visible fax-number. |
| 398 | ** An inmate once escaped by smuggling in a suit of civilian clothes, calling a meeting with his lawyer, and, when his lawyer left the room, simply changed and walked out of the (unlocked) cell they were meeting in. He made it as far as the front door when a guard stopped him. The inmate claimed to be an Assistant US Attorney and flashed his "badge". The guard let him go and walk out the door, reasoning the "badge" must be genuine since he had never seen anything like it. The "badge" was in fact the inmate's ''prisoner ID'', issued by the prison that the guard worked at. |
| 399 | ** A convict in a US prison was able to escape by [[DressingAsTheEnemy dressing up as a guard]], because the guards were more familiar with the prisoners than each other. |
| 400 | * During the UsefulNotes/ColdWar a couple of East Germans made their own uniforms mimicking those of the East German Guards and simply saluted the guards on duty, then walked through the checkpoint to West Berlin. |
| 401 | * There is a {{Ninja}} technique, the name of which translates as "throwing the toothpick", to distract guards. If it's done properly, the guards never see ''anything'', they just hear a sound. |
| 402 | * UsefulNotes/WorldWarII: |
| 403 | ** There were plenty of stories of people hiding in attics and basements from the Nazis and not being captured. Though often it may be hard to distinguish between proper incompetence and unwillingness on part of the guards (especially soldiers), who were sometimes keen to turn a blind eye (or at least claimed having done that to avoid being hung or jailed for war crimes). |
| 404 | ** A French POW convinced his guards to let him walk out of the camp several times, every time a ''couple of weeks'' in a row to visit his family back in occupied France, ''if'' he promised to return, bring along some wine and good food, and keep quiet about about the whole affair. So ''[[CodeOfHonour he did]]''. |
| 405 | ** Film/MaxManus in RealLife escaped from hospital (after his famous window jump) because of this. His hospital room was actually guarded by two men (Norwegian collaborators). He would never have made it out if the two guards hadn't fallen asleep on duty. Only ''then'' did he proceed to slap the nurse and bolt. |
| 406 | ** In Germany, an inmate managed to get out of prison by climbing into a cardboard box and getting shipped out. Apparently no-one checked to see all the prisoners working that detail came back or why the package was unusually heavy. [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Hideo]] [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] [[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7730018.stm would be so proud.]] |
| 407 | ** A Britisher named David James who escaped from a World War II German POW camp, analyzed the challenge in a 1947 account published in ''[[http://books.google.com/books?id=OpcaAAAAMAAJ&q=%22escaping+was+essentially+a+psychological+problem,+depending+on+the+inobservance+of+mankind,+coupled+with+a+ready+acceptance+of+the+everyday+at+its+face+value%22&dq=%22escaping+was+essentially+a+psychological+problem,+depending+on+the+inobservance+of+mankind,+coupled+with+a+ready+acceptance+of+the+everyday+at+its+face+value%22&hl=en&sa=X&ei=L1jWU7i4FpChyATyuICoAg&ved=0CBwQ6AEwAA Blackwood's Magazine]]'' as follows, "To sum it up, I came to the conclusion that escaping was essentially a psychological problem, depending on the inobservance of mankind, coupled with a ready acceptance of the everyday at its face value." |
| 408 | * In 1982, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Fagan_incident an unhinged man climbed the wall of Buckingham palace.]] Someone saw him and reported it, but by the time guards came to look, he was gone and they decided he must have left already; they raised no alarm. When he went through a window, the security system alerted a policeman on duty, who assumed it was a malfunction and '''silenced the alarm twice in a row'''. Wandering through the halls, he passed a housekeeper, who '''greeted him'''. He eventually made it to the Queen's chamber, where she was sleeping unguarded, woke her up, and chatted to her as she tried to get help by two different methods (a button and the phone); nobody came for ten minutes (the person who ''did'' eventually show up was a housemaid). As Hollywood writer Creator/WilliamGoldman said it, if you would put this in a movie, [[RealityIsUnrealistic people probably would throw rotten eggs at the screen]] for breaking their SuspensionOfDisbelief. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking He also got cigarettes upon request.]] Even better, they only crime he was charged with was stealing a bottle of cheap wine, because, at the time, trespassing was a civil offense rather than a criminal one (this has been changed). The charge was dropped when he was committed to a mental hospital. [[note]] To be totally fair, the guy, although undoubtedly unhinged, was also friendly and amiable, and only wanted to break into Buckingham Palace to "Have a word with the top person" to discuss his problems. [[/note]] |
| 409 | * Gilbert Galvan escaped an American prison by waiting in a rec area until the guards left for coffee, then using a pool cue to open the drawer of their desk and fish out the keys. He later went on to be known as Canada's "Phantom Bandit". |
| 410 | * The Obama White House was crashed [[RuleOfThree three times]] by uninvited guests. The first and third cases took advantage of a BavarianFireDrill, while the second gatecrash was a result of some misguided tour organizers sending the tourists to a White House luncheon instead of on the tour. |
| 411 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mas_Selamat_bin_Kastari Mas Selamat bin Kastari]], one of the most influential terrorists in Southeast Asia escaped Singapore's most well-guarded prison by [[BathroomBreakOut going to the toilet]], changing quickly, and climbing out the window. When he was recaptured more than a year later, it was revealed that he climbed into the storm drains, went 20+ kilometers north in 3 days, created improvised flotation devices from trash, and swam across from Singapore to Malaysia and met up with other operatives. Apparently, it was so unexpected, that theories ranged from his escape a cover for the fact that he had died in detention, he used black magic to get out, or he was allowed to escape so that [[TrickedIntoEscaping he could lead authorities to other terrorists]]. |
| 412 | * In 1987, a 18-year-old West-German aviator named Mathias Rust managed to fly straight through several supposedly impregnable layers of Soviet air-defense systems and land his Cessna [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TXIGfL2iFw near the center of Red Square]]. What made this worse was that he was spotted on several occasions by air defense crews and interceptors, but most of them either assumed he was friendly, thought he had crashed shortly afterwards, or otherwise failed to gain permission to shoot him down. The event ended up irreparably damaging the credibility of the Soviet military and led to the firing of many senior officers. |
| 413 | * [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19219_the-7-craziest-things-ever-done-to-get-laid.html Czechoslovakian hairdresser-turned-soldier-turned-Nazi-POW Horace Greasley]] repeatedly broke out of the POW camp he was transferred to so he could have sex with his previous camp's quarry director's daughter. And then snuck ''back into his current POW camp'' as if nothing happened. '''''He did this three times a week for''''' '''''[[RefugeInAudacity five years]]'''''. Then the war ended and he was set free. |
| 414 | * October 2012: [[http://www.digitalspy.com/media/news/a430056/bbc-film-crew-held-at-gunpoint-after-sneaking-into-area-51.html A BBC film crew working on a UFO documentary]] violated the security at Area51. They didn't get far, mainly because the crew knocked on the guard shack on the back gate, after spending about half an hour trying to get attention by dancing for the [[InsecurityCamera security cameras]] on the entrance area. They were then arrested and fined. |
| 415 | ** Related to this, most military base fences (and border crossings) are not built on the property line but a few feet back. This allows the guards to charge violators with Trespassing since they are technically, already on the property. Area 51 is notorious as the signs warning you about Trespassing are so far away from the property line, that if you get close enough to read them, security is already aware of you because of the huge dust cloud you kicked up while driving down the access road. |
| 416 | * [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabella_Stewart_Gardner_Museum_theft The Gardner Museum heist]], one of the biggest art heists in history, was pulled off partially thanks to this trope. |
| 417 | ** Two men got past the security guard at the front desk, Richard Abath, by pressing the buzzer by the door and claiming they were policemen who were coming to investigate a disturbance. Despite knowing he wasn't supposed to let unauthorized guests inside, he did, since he figured the rule didn't apply to the police. The "policemen" then ordered him to get out from behind the desk, and handcuffed him. Abath has also admitted he frequently came to work intoxicated, and that he went along with what the men wanted because he was worried that if he was arrested, [[SkewedPriorities he wouldn't be able to attend a Grateful Dead concert he had tickets to]]. Unsurprisingly, his sheer incompetence has made many wonder if he was in on it... and perhaps even more unsurprisingly, law enforcement (although not completely ruling out the idea) has decided that Abath probably wasn't smart enough to pull it off. |
| 418 | ** There was also another guard, [[DamnedByFaintPraise who was presumably more competent than Abath]], but by the time he showed up, Abath was already handcuffed, and he quickly was as well. Unlike Abath, he had the sense to ask ''why'' they were supposedly being arrested, at which point the thieves admitted that they weren't, they were just being robbed. Upon being told that if he didn't cause any trouble, no-one had to get hurt, the second guard dryly responded, "Don't worry. They don't pay me enough to get hurt." |
| 419 | * The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln was only possibly due to Lincoln's one guard's (yes, the President only had a single guard during the immediate aftermath of a civil war) utter incompetence. John Parker left the theater at some point to go drinking with Lincoln's Valet and Coachman, leaving Lincoln's box completely unguarded. Somehow he managed to keep his job as a police officer for three more years until he was fired for sleeping on duty. |
| 420 | * The Watergate burglars had a sentry named Alfred Baldwin stationed in the Howard Johnson's Motor Lodge across the street from the building, and he had been instructed to alert them if any complications arose. Unfortunately for them, Baldwin got distracted watching ''Film/AttackOfThePuppetPeople'' on the TV in his lookout and failed to notice the police arriving. By the time he did attempt to alert the burglars, it was all too late. |
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