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| 16 | ->''"What a fuss about such a little thing!"'' |
| 17 | -->-- '''Nurse Helen Lloyd''',[[note]][[BaitAndSwitch referring to a male finicky patient refusing to be helped during disrobing]],[[/note]] ''Film/CarryOnNurse'' |
| 18 | |
| 19 | Because it's considered that BiggerIsBetterInBed, those men that have smaller genitalia are considered AcceptableTargets, due to the implication that a small penis makes one [[LousyLoversAreLosers an unsatisfying lover]]. This is almost always PlayedForLaughs, since NakedPeopleAreFunny. |
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| 21 | CompensatingForSomething is the related trope where an afflicted man owns a very large car (or boat, or fountain, etc.) so that he's got ''something'' large to show off. LousyLoversAreLosers can apply if the small penis is actually one of the reasons why someone is considered bad in bed. |
| 22 | |
| 23 | It is one of the few body image tropes that is AlwaysMale. |
| 24 | |
| 25 | A popular retort is the claim that it was big enough for [[IBangedYourMom yo mama last night]]. |
| 26 | |
| 27 | Possibly one of the reasons that MaleFrontalNudity is not common, since MostWritersAreMale. This is mostly a TakeOurWordForIt or InformedAttribute trope, although sometimes a GagCensor can be used to illustrate the trope. Can be a part of a HumiliationConga, NakedFreakOut, PantsPullingPrank, or ShamefulStrip. "It's cold in here!" may be invoked as a (TruthInTelevision) defense. |
| 28 | |
| 29 | Subtrope of AppearanceAngst. Inverse of GagPenis. Contrast BiggerIsBetterInBed and BigPrickBigProblems. ACupAngst could be considered a DistaffCounterpart of sorts. |
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| 31 | [[noreallife]] |
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| 33 | !!Examples: |
| 34 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 35 | |
| 36 | [[folder:Anime & Manga]] |
| 37 | * ''Manga/{{Beastars}}'': While at first [[FanDisservice Zaguan]] was believed to have a GagPenis due to how big the [[SpeechBubbleCensoring speech bubbles that were being used to censor]] his lower half were. However, a later chapter where he strips off his clothes on a beach shows that he might actually have a micropenis as the speech bubble barely goes past his stomach, (as seen by the wiki link on the GagPenis page). |
| 38 | * In Volume 3 of ''Literature/BottomTierCharacterTomozaki'', Tomozaki zings Nakamura in the onsen for having a tiny dick (and this after the boys have noticed that Tomozaki himself is [[BiggerIsBetterInBed packing something big]]). Nakamura manages to keep some of his dignity when he snarks back that unlike Tomozaki, at least [[VirginShaming he's gotten laid before.]] |
| 39 | * In the very first episode of ''VisualNovel/ABridgeToTheStarrySkies'', Kazuma [[NakedFirstImpression is seen naked by both Tsugumi]] and [[TheTease Senka]] after a mishap in the bathroom and later Senka teases him about his size. |
| 40 | * In the second episode of ''Anime/DragonautTheResonance'' Jin wakes up naked in a room wearing only a sheet, that falls to the floor soon after Sieglinde enters the room prompting her to make a crack about him being a "Little man". |
| 41 | * {{Invoked|Trope}} by Akira Takizawa in ''Anime/EdenOfTheEast''. It lets him get away with running around naked in front of the White House earlier that episode. However, later in the episode, he claims it was due to the cold and his subsequent showing of it to a policewoman implies he has the [[GagPenis opposite]]. |
| 42 | * In ''Literature/{{Gate}}'', a random man [[MistakenForProstitute thinks Yao Haa Dushi is a prostitute]] and tries to proposition her. She looks at his crotch and says his equipment looks so small that she doubts they would be able to do it. He runs away crying, and the bystanders all feel sorry for him. |
| 43 | * Kip [=McDowell=] of ''Manga/GreenBlood.'' An entire arc is started after [[DestinationDefenestration he kills a prostitute]] for calling him "cute." |
| 44 | * In ''Manga/GTOTheEarlyYears'', one chapter has Eikichi and Ryuji going to a public bath where their rivals are. One thing leads to another and everyone starts comparing their "turtles". Eikichi is embarrassed/angry over the fact that he only has a "baby turtle" and Kamata is even smaller. Whether this is still true [[Manga/GreatTeacherOnizuka by the time they grows up]] is anyone's guess. |
| 45 | ** Made even more hilarious by the fact there's an old man (who is also "baby-turtled") there who keeps trying to tell them that size doesn't matter and is repeatedly ignored. |
| 46 | * Takamura from ''Manga/HajimeNoIppo'' subverts the trope as he's strongly implied to be this, which would be the reason why he pranks and bullies Ippo [[GagPenis who goes to the other way]]... but judging by his therapy session with Yamaguchi hundreds of chapters later, Takamura's size actually seems fairly average and maybe even on the ''bigger'' side; however, he's still apparently nothing ''compared'' to Ippo, and he instantly gets both insecure and enraged whenever Ippo gets positive attention from women. |
| 47 | * Japan in ''Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers'', according to Italy. In the GagDub, he says "... Japanese people grower, not shower." |
| 48 | * In ''Manga/InterspeciesReviewers'', Kanchal has one of these. Granted, he's a halfling, so his "equipment" is probably on par with those of other male halflings, but he still has the smallest one of the Reviewers. Case in point, when the group went to the Fairy Brothel, he is told point-blank by the receptionist that every single girl at the establishment can handle him despite their strict size limits. |
| 49 | * ''Anime/KillLaKill'': A ZigZaggingTrope with [[MrFanservice Sanageyama]]. On the one hand, WordOfGod states he has this trope and Mako seems to back this up, as when he suffers ClothingDamage she stares at his crotch and holds her index and thumb very close together, as seen [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/makotakesmeasurements_3333.png here]]. On the other hand, the [[HandOrObjectUnderwear objects]] used to cover MaleFrontalNudity, such as [[ShouldersOfDoom big spike on Ryuko’s left shoulder]] in the aforementioned ClothingDamage incident and his own sword in another ClothingDamage incident when smaller objects could have been used, [[ImpliedTrope implies]] that he is [[GagPenis well-endowed]]. |
| 50 | * On ''Manga/LinebarrelsOfIron'', Koichi has one according to Yui, after [[NakedFirstImpression accidentally seeing him naked]] in episode 5. |
| 51 | * Keitaro from ''Manga/LoveHina'' is so ridiculously underdeveloped in that regard that when one of the girls saw him naked, she admitted that she wasn't freaked out. |
| 52 | * ''Franchise/LupinIII'': An ImpliedTrope for either [[MrFanservice Lupin or Zenginata]] in the manga. In it, the police believe they have finally caught the titular [[MrFanservice Lupin]], but it is [[AmbiguousSituation unknown]] whether it is actually him or if he swapped places with [[MrFanservice Zenginata]] as [[MrFanservice Lupin]] is both crafty and an extremely good MasterOfDisguise. The first panel shows a police officer coming up behind a detective, whose upper face is [[SpeechBubbleCensoring blocked by his own speech bubble]], to report that their strip search has found nothing on the prisoner, with the detective seeing an opening makes a crack at him by saying “Well, there is one little thing.” The next two panels have the detective laughing uncontrollably while the [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked prisoner]] tries to use the old “it’s cold in here” defense even adding a “very cold” for emphasis. |
| 53 | * "Manga/Naruto": When [[Characters/NarutoNarutoUzumaki]] comments on the quality of his paintings, saying they're "nothing special", [[DeadpanSnarker Sai]] retaliates by saying: "just like what's between your legs". |
| 54 | * In ''Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi'', Evangeline sees Negi naked, looks down, and makes fun of his size. Of course, Negi is only ten years old. Makie also mentions that Negi is an "adult in every area except this one" when she peeks under his towel. |
| 55 | * ''Manga/NeonGenesisEvangelion'': One of the [[TheChewToy many ways the writers torture]] [[MrFanservice Shinji]] is to constantly mock his size, with even the animals like Pen Pen the Penguin doing it, which is later authenticated with MaleFrontalNudity thus confirming all the [[ImpliedTrope implications]]. |
| 56 | ** ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'': The animators, on the other hand, seem to like or feel sorry for [[MrFanservice Shinji]], and as such [[InvertedTrope invert this trope]]. This is [[ImpliedTrope implied]] based on the [[HandOrObjectUnderwear objects]], being a big metal can and a big jar of toothpicks, used to prevent the viewer from seeing MaleFrontalNudity, which can be seen in both the video examples below and [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/kerai/1139987684110.jpg here]] as well. Based on the size of the object, [[MrFanservice Shinji]] is [[ImpliedTrope implied]] to have a GagPenis and still be above average when he suffers from shrinkage due to standing [[HomeNudist naked at the bathroom doorway]] in a possibly cold environment. |
| 57 | * In ''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt,'' Panty can transform underwear into guns. For men's underwear, the size of the gun depends on the owner's girth (or lack thereof)--in one episode, when she needs a gun to fight a Ghost because hers isn't working, she gathers a large amount of underwear from male high school students and is frustrated to find out they're all tiny pistols. Then in a hilarious subversion, Briefs is packing a Shotgun. |
| 58 | * Masataka Takayanagi of ''Manga/TenjhoTenge'' is confirmed to be this early in the series, which he is shown to be very self-conscious about. |
| 59 | * ''Manga/UzakiChanWantsToHangOut'': Implied to be the case for Hana's brother Kiri. When he runs into a naked Shinichi in the gym's showers, [[GagPenis the sight of his member]] leaves the kid despondent, and he later asks his father if the gym offers "dick training" (which of course his dad tells him doesn't exist). |
| 60 | * Yujita of ''Vixens''/''Visionary'' has one so small that it reminds the girl he tries to sleep with of her little brother....who is in ''kindergarten''. This leads to her (and his {{Jerkass}} friends) calling him [[EmbarrassingNickname Mr. Kindergarten]]. Ironically, it's later revealed the friend who gave him the name has an even smaller one than he does, much to Yujita's surprise and amusement. |
| 61 | --> '''Yujita:''' What the hell? ''You're'' the kindergartner! |
| 62 | [[/folder]] |
| 63 | |
| 64 | [[folder:Comedy]] |
| 65 | * Creator/BillEngvall has a segment about surfing. The instructor, a typical SurferDude who goes by "Digger," tells him "We'll have you hanging ten in no time." "Not without elective surgery, you're not, Digger. Because the word 'hung' has never been associated with Engvall men." Later on, he says that when he puts on the wet suit, it looks like he's trying to smuggle a Slim Jim and two cherries. |
| 66 | * Creator/JimGaffigan's "Mr. Universe" remarks on how Extenze has a foolproof business plan: In order for one to complain about their product's lack of effectiveness, one must admit to having a tiny penis. |
| 67 | * Hale&Pace: |
| 68 | ** In a comedy sketch, two men meet. One is constantly bragging: his car, his yacht, yaddayadda...Voiceover at the end: "Guess which man has a small penis." |
| 69 | ** Yet another sketch: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMrgKVItYfk "Heavy Metal Morris Band"]] "I like my love stick, it isn't very long-ee-o..." |
| 70 | * Creator/AdamSandler's album ''Shh... Don't Tell'' features the skit "The Boss and the Secretary," a five-minute-and-eight-second small penis joke. At one point, The Boss instructs The Secretary to [[BlatantLies tell him]] that his penis is bigger than objects such as a Tic-Tac and half a grape. When she says that it's bigger than "all of those things put together," he stops her and tells her to keep her exaggerations within the realm of reality. |
| 71 | [[/folder]] |
| 72 | |
| 73 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 74 | * The producer who takes over ''Cherry Comics'' in "Cherry Gets It in the End (And Mom Does Too!)" is portrayed as having a comically small penis. The same applies to the first black man he hires to replace the boy Cherry was going to fellate in the same story. |
| 75 | * In the furry comic ''ComicBook/{{Cruelty}}'', Tobias is said to be pretty small--even for a feline! Whether or not that's true is not confirmed. |
| 76 | * ''Franchise/TheDCU'': |
| 77 | ** During Rachel Pollack's run on ''ComicBook/DoomPatrol'', a man who is continually frustrated with the idea that he has a small penis eventually builds a PhallicWeapon for himself and goes out committing crimes as the villain known as [[http://web.archive.org/web/20061108145054/http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article59.htm Codpiece]], only to subsequently suffer a humiliating defeat at the hands of Coagula. |
| 78 | ** Near the end of ''ComicBook/{{Preacher}}'''s first story arc, [[{{Jerkass}} Sheriff]] Root's wife finally leaves him and leaves behind a [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech scathing breakup letter]] that ends with "PS: I lied. Three inches is ''below'' average." |
| 79 | * ''Franchise/MarvelUniverse'': |
| 80 | ** In an 80's issue of ''ComicBook/SpiderMan'', a supervillain called The Foreigner fights Spidey while gloating about dating Spidey's ex-girlfriend ComicBook/BlackCat. During the fight, we get this exchange. |
| 81 | --->'''Foreigner:''' I'm disappointed Felicia [Characters/{{Black Cat|MarvelComics}}] said you were formidable.\ |
| 82 | '''Spider-Man:''' Yeah? What else did she say about me?\ |
| 83 | '''Foreigner:''' Oh, she made other comparisons between you and I. You came up a bit short, I'm afraid. |
| 84 | * In ''ComicBook/NinjaHighSchool'', Yama-san ''believes'' his nephew, Sammy, has one and assumes that's why he was so flustered by his uncle playfully pinching his crotch. In reality, it was because his "nephew" is actually his [[GenderBender niece.]] |
| 85 | * ''ComicBook/RedEars'': One strip has a bodybuilder showing off to a date, telling her to look at all that dynamite he's carrying around. She asks if he isn't worried about all that dynamite having so short a fuse. |
| 86 | * There's one UndergroundComics strip parodying ''ComicBook/ElfQuest''. "Fluffer Nutter" lives with his family in the modern world, spends most of his time boozing and abuses his family. When Treestump's expy calls him out why he's so pissed despite being rich and famous, he shouts what the whole strip has been a build-up for, it seems: "I've got a teeny weeny pini!" |
| 87 | * In ''ComicBook/TheUnfunnies'', Pussywhisker is shown to have a very small penis when [[FurIsClothing the fur covering his lower half is pulled down like pants]] to prepare for the surgical removal of his testicles after he is manipulated into believing he has testicular cancer. |
| 88 | [[/folder]] |
| 89 | |
| 90 | [[folder:Fanfiction]] |
| 91 | * In general just as fanfic will do the opposite trope BiggerIsBetterInBed to the main characters, characters the author doesn't like (RonTheDeathEater especially) will be given this trope and mocked for it. |
| 92 | * According to Luz in the ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom''/''VideoGame/SaintsRow'' fanfic crossover ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13496385/2/Saintly-Phantom Saintly Phantom]]'', Angelo suffers from a case of "Micro Penis" so bad that the only way he could get with a girl is [[AndNowYouMustMarryMe if he forced her to marry him]] (which he did, to her specifically). |
| 93 | * ''{{Franchise/Firefly}}'': |
| 94 | ** ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/14474343 Voyeurs]]'', Mal is getting watched during the episode “Trash” where he’s left naked in the desert. Kaylee asks why a certain body part of Mal’s is small. Simon replies with medical info-he’s out in the air and “it” is reacting to the cold. River jumps in and confirms it’ll get bigger again when warmed up. This is a reference to her watching people “fornicate” as the movie showed and fans made memes of. |
| 95 | ** in “[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/2239755 Current of Small Things]]” Zoe catches Wash taking a pee outside while the ship is on the ground, before they’re an item. She says she could have killed him because he wasn’t watching his surroundings and he says it might be embarrassing because it’s so cold. Later, he starts talking about how she hopefully didn’t see anything, but if she did, he has to remind her that it was freezing cold outside and asks if she could please be kind to him in her memoirs. In other words, it seems to hint that Wash is afraid Zoe thinks he has a small penis. |
| 96 | * Tiaa says this about DirtyOldMan Uncle Larry in ''Fanfic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen''. |
| 97 | --> Tiaa: The pain was great even though his manhood was small. |
| 98 | * In the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fanfic ''Fanfic/ThePowerOfSeven'', Pansy Parkinson is shocked when Susan Bones comments that Draco Malfoy has a small penis as Pansy wonders how Susan found that out, when in reality Susan was just teasing Pansy to imply that she was jealous about Susan's own relationship with Harry and she really had no idea about Draco's size. |
| 99 | * ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' fanfic ''Fanfic/ValesUnderground'': Cinder says that this is the reason Hei Xiong goes by the name "[[EmbarrassingNickname Junior]]" in this story. She still has sex with him because his muscular build is perfect for manhandling her, but she still knows he's insecure about it. She even mocks him for it while having sex with him to make him angrier (and presumably to get him to rough her up more). However, Cinder is pretty much the only person willing to overlook it as Little Miss notes. |
| 100 | * It's implied that ''ComicBook/{{Superman}}'' suffers from this in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10825854/4/We-Love-Our-Two-Dads We Love Our Two Dads]]'' due to the fact that he's [[EmbarrassingNickname embarrassed by his "Smallville" nickname]] and immediately [[INeedToGoIronMyDog makes up a paper-thin excuse to leave]] when Conner innocently asks if the "Smallville" nickname means he has a small penis. But then again, Clark may just not like the nickname and subsequently left because Conner's question was ''very'' personal. |
| 101 | * [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Principal Skinner]] is already implied to be an example of this in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS21E2BartGetsAZ Bart Gets A 'Z']]" (see the WesternAnimation folder below), but ''Fanfic/IHopeYourePreparedForAnUnforgettableWedding'' gives its exact length as "a mere three inches" when erect. Fortunately, his boss-turned-boyfriend Superintendent Chalmers doesn't mind its length (or lack thereof), and even finds it endearing. |
| 102 | * ''Fanfic/VowOfNudity'': Petrichor's 'size' gets insulted by multiple characters. Notably, when he rapes Haara upon their reunion, he completely fails to notice she had the Piscine Stone hidden in her vagina at the time! |
| 103 | * In ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/16726158 A Pack of her Own]]'', after Rhaegar cheats on his wife Elia with Lyanna, her brother Oberyn gets revenge by making up a song about him called "The Dragon's Tiny Sword" and spreading it throughout Dorne. |
| 104 | [[/folder]] |
| 105 | |
| 106 | [[folder:Films -- Animation]] |
| 107 | * A brief joke in ''WesternAnimation/Nimona2023'' implies this about JerkJock bully Todd-- when crashing through the insitute [[ItMakesSenseInContext as a whale]], Nimona catches him apparently nude in the shower room, admiring his own biceps. Her eye flicks downward and she teases "Cold in here?", to which he covers himself with his hands. Touches of CompensatingForSomething, too, as he later claims that one of the only things he wants in the world is to "have a really big sword". |
| 108 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}'': When Linguini tries to confess to Colette about Rémy (until Rémy forces him to kiss her) he says something along the lines of "I have a tiny... uh, little...". Cue Colette briefly glancing down, as though she thought he was referring to a different dirty little secret. |
| 109 | * This trope is taken [[ExaggeratedTrope up to eleven]] with ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty''[='s=] Barry, who ''[[VisualPun really is]]'' a Teeny Weenie. He was the original page image. |
| 110 | * An adult joke from ''WesternAnimation/Shrek1'' had the main character say that the BigBad was CompensatingForSomething upon seeing his huge castle. |
| 111 | [[/folder]] |
| 112 | |
| 113 | [[folder:Films -- Live-Action]] |
| 114 | * A major plot point in the caper film/comedy ''Film/NineDeadGayGuys''. After learning that a prominent member of the homosexual community was murdered with a cattle prod, one of the protagonists comes home with a cattle prod he found while performing sexual favors for booze money. Since the room he was in was pitch black, he could only identify the owner by the size of his penis: three and a half inches. |
| 115 | * ''Film/AmericanPie'': |
| 116 | ** In ''American Reunion'', Stifler compares his boss' penis to a "leprechaun's pinky". |
| 117 | ** Implied in ''Band Camp'', during a Strip Trivia game against four coeds the main character Matt brags about [[BiggerIsBetterInBed the large size of his manhood]] as he strips nude after losing the game. Upon seeing his naked body, however, the women all erupt in giggling and are clearly unimpressed. After he leaves the room Matt is then seen trying to fluff himself up in the restroom before he re-enters blaming it on the cold. |
| 118 | * ''Film/AmericasSweethearts'': Gwen mentions to Kiki that sex with Hector was great cause he's "hot, handsome and can go for hours" but that the only downside is that he has a very small penis although this isn't enough to stop her from falling for him and leaving her husband. |
| 119 | * One of the villains of ''Film/AmongTheLiving2022'' turns out to be a child with some kind of bizarre disorder that has made it so that his body has prematurely aged into an adult one... with the exception of his penis, which is still child-sized. |
| 120 | * ''Film/AngerManagement'': The beginning of the movie shows a teenaged Dave Buznik being pantsed by a bully in front of his crush. Everyone in the entire neighborhood, including the crush and the neighbors, laugh at Dave's "cocktail frank". This haunts Dave in adulthood, especially since his girlfriend's ex-boyfriend-and-current-best-friend turns out to have a big dick. |
| 121 | * In ''Film/AnotherGayMovie'' main character Jarod has a small penis. He finds an almost steampunk-looking penis enlarger in a friend's dad's bathroom and tries it out, resulting in a comically stretched out member. |
| 122 | * The Swedish-made Penis Enlarger is a running gag in ''Film/AustinPowers''. |
| 123 | * In ''Film/Bedazzled2000'', Creator/BrendanFraser's character is transformed into a huge sexy basketball player... [[JackassGenie who has laughably small equipment]]. |
| 124 | -->'''Allison:''' Oh God I just remembered there's just this teeny, tiny thing...\ |
| 125 | '''Elliot:''' ''What's'' teeny?! |
| 126 | * In ''Film/BlackDynamite'' this actually serves as part of the main villain's plot to make a liquor black men love to drink but has the side effect of making their equipment extra small, so all other men are huge by comparison. |
| 127 | * The central gag of the mostly-disdained ''Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star''. Bucky is recruited as a porn actor because his genitals are so undersized that the producers of his films figure any man who watches them will feel less embarrassed about his own equipment. When Bucky finally sleeps with his love interest, he uses a wrapper from a drinking straw as a condom. |
| 128 | * One of the most famous moments from ''Film/CarryOnNurse'' revolves around an implication towards this joke. When two nurses help an embarrassed Bernie the boxer put on his pyjamas, he squirms and claims that he can do it himself, despite having a bandaged hand. What was one of the nurses' response? "What a fuss over [[InnocentInnuendo such a little thing!]]" An-already ashamed Bernie gives in and lets the two women continue undressing him. ''[[CompensatingForSomething Maybe that's why he's a boxer...]]'' |
| 129 | * The main character's "tiny schmeckle" is a running gag in ''Film/{{Click}}''. |
| 130 | * This is why the detective tailing ''Film/DeuceBigalow'' is so insecure -- or as he puts it: |
| 131 | -->'''Detective Fowler:''' It's not too ''small'', it's too ''thin'', okay!? My dick is too thin! ''[yelling]'' ''[[http://youtu.be/un3Wo5grdpo I got a thin dick!]]'' |
| 132 | ** And then subverted -- [[spoiler:his wife was cheating because he was so obsessed over this trope that he wasn't paying her any attention]]. |
| 133 | * The plot of the softcore horror-comedy ''Dickshark'' is kicked off when a major character uses an experimental penis enlargement cream. |
| 134 | * ''Film/FakeFruitFactory'': The all-female workforce at the factory commiserate with one of their own, whose boyfriend/husband apparently has a less-than-impressive member. |
| 135 | --> "But he is made too small!"\ |
| 136 | "It doesn't matter. So his sausage is little."\ |
| 137 | "You say he has a funny little sausage?"\ |
| 138 | "Yeah, he could pass for a pig."\ |
| 139 | "It isn't even round! It's flat!" |
| 140 | * ''Film/FoxyBrown'' has the title character and a friend pose as {{High Class Call Girl}}s to allow them to get up close to a corrupt judge at a hotel sex party. After they strip him before sex, they immediately point and laugh at his genitals, asking him if there was a meat shortage. He laughs and plays along thinking this is all just part of the foreplay until he's [[NakedPeopleTrappedOutside pushed out of the room naked]] into the hallway crowded with people, and they tell him to take his wet noodle somewhere else while they [[BiggerIsBetterinBed go find a real man to please them.]] |
| 141 | * The German SexComedy ''The Fruit Is Ripe'' has a scene in which the main character hops in a [[BathtubBonding bathtub with a man]] and eventually notices how tiny he is down below. She laughs and says, "It's a mini" and he tries to explain it's due to the cold water, but she doesn't seem to believe him. Surprisingly, this is a rare non-porn example of the member itself being shown onscreen, so TakeOurWordForIt is averted. |
| 142 | * ''Girls Will Be Girls'': Evie's son, which [[MyBelovedSmother she mentions to prospective girlfriends]]. |
| 143 | * Roman emperor Dickus Minimus from the porn spoof ''Gladiator Eroticus''. At one point he lifts up his toga shouting, "See how the gods have cursed me!" His praetorian guard all piss themselves laughing. |
| 144 | * ''Film/TheGuard'': Gerry (perhaps jokingly) says his penis is very small before having sex with two prostitutes. |
| 145 | * As part of ''Film/MacGruber'''s marketing, some nude photos were released showing his tiny member. |
| 146 | * ''Film/MaidInManhattan''. After a hotel guest "accidentally" exposes himself to maids Marissa and Stephanie--"I had no idea anyone was here!", they reassure him, "It's no big deal." |
| 147 | * ''Series/OnTheBuses'' films: |
| 148 | ** In ''Film/MutinyOnTheBuses'', Arthur takes great offense to the idea that he has "shriveled up" with age. |
| 149 | ** Also implied with Arthur in this cutting remark from Olive in ''Film/HolidayOnTheBuses'': |
| 150 | --->'''Arthur''': I borrowed them off of the Inspector. It might have escaped your notice that he 'appens to be rather bigger than me. |
| 151 | --->'''Olive''': ''Everyone's'' bigger than ''you''. |
| 152 | * In ''Film/NoHoldsBarred'', a redneck wrestler (played by Wrestling/StanHansen) mocks the minuscule manhoods of two of the CorruptCorporateExecutive's accomplices in the BadGuyBar's bathroom. |
| 153 | * In the somewhat obscure Australian movie ''One Night Stand'', four teens hide out in a theater while a nuclear holocaust happens outside. They decide to play strip poker at one point, resulting in all the kids in their underwear. One boy loses his briefs and, from the girls' reaction, came up a little short. |
| 154 | * ''Film/OutrageousFortune'': The [[spoiler:Big Bad]] fakes his death, and the protagonists ([[spoiler:both of whom had been sleeping with him]]) examine the body in the morgue, and realize that it couldn't be his, with one describing the deceased as "needle dick, the bug fucker." |
| 155 | * ''Film/{{Porkys}}'' has a team of boys out to get laid. It's no secret that their equipment comes in varying size, with this end being taken by [[MeaningfulName Pee Wee]]. |
| 156 | * ''Film/ScaryMovie'': The killer trolls Greg by sticking an image of his micro-penis to his gym locker with the words "I Know!". |
| 157 | -->'''Greg:''' A small dick's like a disability, man! Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?! Huh? [[ClusterFBomb Where are you, you sick fuck?! I'll kick the shit outta you, all right?!]] It's not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwing it at! |
| 158 | * In ''Film/TangoAndCash'', the protagonists are in a prison shower together. Cash notices Tango's manhood doesn't quite measure up and takes to calling him "Pee-Wee". |
| 159 | * ''Film/TankGirl'' is captured by one of the W & P soldiers, who intends to force her to perform oral sex on him at gunpoint. |
| 160 | -->'''Tank Girl:''' Well, okay. But I'm gonna need a microscope. [[DeadpanSnarker And some tweezers.]] |
| 161 | * Simon confesses to this in ''Film/TrueLies'' when Harry & Gib interrogate him about his boasting to Helen of being a secret agent. |
| 162 | * When a nervous Chris turns down Nurse Catty's offer to undress him in ''TwiceRoundTheDaffodils'', boorish John remarks that he "Shouldn't have thought he'd have much to hide". |
| 163 | * The tragic events in ''Film/{{Unforgiven}}'' began when Delilah, a prostitute, laughed at Quick Mike's small penis, which enraged the cowboy enough to cut her up. This sets off a whole chain of DisproportionateRetribution steps which ultimately end in bloodshed. |
| 164 | * This is the premise of the documentary ''[[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2708946/ Unhung Hero]]'', wherein the star's ex-girlfriend rejected his marriage proposal on the grounds that his penis isn't big enough. The documentary itself strives to answer the question if size really matters, and the star goes on something of a journey of self-discovery and overcoming his insecurities. |
| 165 | * ''Film/VirginTerritory'': One of the bandits is very small, and mocked for it roundly. |
| 166 | * In the 2001 TV movie ''Film/WolfGirl'', one of the bullies who has been tormenting the titular character (A sideshow freak) is glimpsed through a window as he stands naked in front of a full-length mirror. The trope applies: it's suggested that he could be a sideshow freak himself, by this measure alone. |
| 167 | [[/folder]] |
| 168 | |
| 169 | [[folder:Jokes]] |
| 170 | * A man was trying to come up with a computer password, so he typed in "mypenis". The password creation failed, saying "Error: too small". |
| 171 | * A joke that involves knowing the name of a male member of your audience - let's use '''John Smith''' here: |
| 172 | -->Three Irish midgets were sitting in a bar, trying to figure out a way to make money. The first said, "I have small hands - I'll write to the [[Literature/GuinnessWorldRecords Guinness Book of World Records]] and see if I have the smallest hands!" The second said, "I have small feet - I'll write to the Guinness Book of World Records and see if I have the smallest feet!" The third said, "I have a small penis - I'll write to the Guinness Book of World Records and see if I have the smallest penis!" So they all wrote in. A week later they all received letters and they gathered at the bar to open them together. The first opened up his envelope and pulled out a big check exclaiming "I have the smallest hands!" The second opened up his envelope and pulled out a big check exclaiming "I have the smallest feet!" The third opened up his envelope and pulled out a letter. As he read it he got more and more red-faced and finally exclaimed "WHO THE HELL IS '''JOHN SMITH'''????" |
| 173 | * A man at a bar asks out a woman after buying her a few drinks. They go back to her apartment, start passionately making out, and fumble into the bedroom, which is completely dark. They tear off their clothes, and the man whips his penis out and puts it into the woman's hand. She replies ''"Thanks for the cigarette, but I don't smoke, before or after sex."'' |
| 174 | * One good StealthInsult is to claim a guy's member is so big, it goes from A to Z. [[DontExplainTheJoke Okay, now look at your keyboard...]][[note]]Of course, this assumes a standard QWERTY keyboard.[[/note]] |
| 175 | * One dirty joke involving aliens: there was an Earth couple and an alien couple (both straight) and they decided to swap partners and have sex to see what it was like. The human woman is disappointed because the alien man's penis is very short and narrow, but he slaps his forehead to make it longer and pulls his ears to make it wider. When they get their partners back, the human woman asks her boyfriend what it was like having sex with the alien woman. He says that it was fine but she kept slapping his forehead and pulling his ears. |
| 176 | * One joke involves a sex specialist who only takes patients he considers within his help. He's seen taking on a new pair of patients and telling them to try a foreplay activity involving fitting grapes into the wife's vagina and putting donuts around the husband's erect penis. The trick works, and the couple soon recommends the specialist to married friends of theirs. The specialist unfortunately tells the second couple he can't help them. The second couple insists upon at least trying whatever worked for their friends, and the specialist tells them to purchase a bag of oranges for the wife, and a package of [name a loop-shaped cereal] for the husband. |
| 177 | * There is a joke about cast being hired for a porn movie. All males are boasting about their equipment and stamina... except for one who states he has a case of this trope plus TheLoinsSleepTonight. When questioned about why he came in the first place, he states "What, doesn't your movie need an antagonist?" |
| 178 | * After several years of marriage, a woman notices she's never had sex with the lights on, at her husband's insistence. One night as they're both at it, she suddenly turns the light on, and sees her husband is actually pleasuring her with a cucumber, having a bad case of micropenis. She starts berating him about lying to her all this time and the need for honesty in a marriage. He replies thus: |
| 179 | -->"Honesty? You wanna talk about honesty, tell me where our seven kids came from!" |
| 180 | * A joke implying this trope: "Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger has a long one, Creator/MichaelJFox has a short one, Music/{{Cher}} doesn't have one, and the Pope has one but never uses it. What is it?" Answer? "[[spoiler:[[BaitAndSwitch A last name]]. What were ''you'' thinking of?]]" |
| 181 | * A man goes to the doctor, where a nurse asks him to explain the problem. In response, he pulls down his pants to reveal what looks like a little boy's finger, and she can't help but snort at it. Now furious, the man yells at her. |
| 182 | -->"Oh you think that's funny, do you? It's been swollen to twice its normal size for hours now!" |
| 183 | [[/folder]] |
| 184 | |
| 185 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 186 | * In ''Literature/AlwaysComingHome'', at the end of "A Bay Laurel Song", the man’s penis runs away, unable to bear the constant activity, so he now grows himself a new one but... isn’t very far along. |
| 187 | -->He grows a new one\ |
| 188 | but it’s very little.\ |
| 189 | He has to lie down\ |
| 190 | and stick it into antholes. |
| 191 | * In ''Behaving Bradley'' by Perry Nodelman, one character acquires the nickname "Microdick" after the boys have to strip for swim class in the locker room. Later on, innocent BrainlessBeauty Hopie asks Bradley what the nickname means, and he tells her that it's because the boy in question wants to become a disc jockey and use a microphone. Hopie responds, [[CovertPervert "Oh. I thought it had something to do with his penis."]] |
| 192 | * In ''Bird By Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life'' by Anne Lamott, she recommends that in order to avoid lawsuits when writing a CaptainErsatz of a real man who might want to sue, give the character a tiny penis and the real man will never step forward and claim that's him. |
| 193 | * ''Dancer from the Dance'' by Andrew Holleran: Sutherland's small penis is mentioned a few times. |
| 194 | * Stated of Conal by Robin in the ''Literature/GaeaTrilogy''. She means it as a ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext compliment]]''. |
| 195 | * In the novel Angry Lead Skies of the ''Literature/GarrettPI'' series, when Garrett and his allies take some of the "silver elves" prisoner and remove their clothing to hinder them from escaping, the captured males are found to have extremely shrunken genitals, "like mummies". [[spoiler: It's implied that the "silver elves" are aliens that reproduce by cloning, and restrict their reproductive systems' development to suppress sexual impulses which they consider atavistic.]] |
| 196 | * Played for tragedy in the gay romance ''Literature/GottesBodenpersonal'' ("God's ground crew"), where one of the main characters thinks he suffers from this. [[spoiler: It is heavily implied that part of the sexual abuse in his childhood was convincing him that he should have been a girl.]] His partner tries to convince him that it's average, with limited success. |
| 197 | * DownplayedTrope in the ''Literature/KamaSutra''. Men are divided up into 3 categories by penis size: "hare", "bull", or "stallion". However, the same is done for women: "doe", "mare", or "elephant". The question then is not about the ''absolute'' size of a man, but his ''relative'' size compared to his partner. While a hare man probably won't satisfy an elephant woman, he is the ideal lover for a doe woman. Where this trope comes in to play is when it says that after the ideal equal-size parings, the next best option--middling but still workable--is between partners with 1 degree of size difference, and in such cases, the man being slightly larger is preferable to the woman being slightly larger. |
| 198 | * One picture book called ''Little Zizi'' (literally French for Teeny Weenie) focuses on a boy named Martin. His classmate Adrian walks in on him getting changed and teases him about Martin's penis (or "zizi" as they put it) being little, which ends in them having a urinating contest to impress their shared love interest. Martin loses, but the girl asks him out anyway. At one point, Martin wonders how he will have kids with such a small penis. |
| 199 | * ''Master of the Game'' by Creator/SidneySheldon: While most of the author's male characters are well-hung, he liked to make his pitiful ones suffer from this such as the case with the cuckolded husband of Eve, Keith. |
| 200 | * ''A Moveable Feast'' contains the memoirs of Creator/ErnestHemingway and in it Hemingway claimed that fellow American author Creator/FScottFitzgerald once came to him for help regarding his manhood. In the passage, Fitzgerald admitted that his own wife was unsatisfied by his lack of measurement and he had to know whether or not it was small. Hemingway gave him a pep talk, while possibly taking a subtle jab at him by asking him to compare himself to the classical statues in the Louvre Museum (classical statues being notorious for being a bit small down below). Whether or not this exchange happened in reality is unknown given [[UnreliableNarrator Hemingway's embellishments of himself and how he liked to portray his rivals, of which Fitzgerald was one]]. |
| 201 | * In ''Literature/NakedCameTheStranger'', the boxer Paddy Madigan is huge and muscular everywhere except his micropenis. His wife Agnes is the only woman who never laughed at it, as she believes that SexIsEvil. |
| 202 | * ''Literature/{{Next|2006}}'' by Creator/MichaelCrichton had Mick Crowley, a {{Tuckerization}} of a real-life journalist who wrote a negative review of Crichton's previous novel ''Literature/StateOfFear'', gets portrayed as a baby-raping pedophile with a small penis. The real Michael Crowley [[https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6630791 brought it up]] in an interview on Creator/{{NPR}}'s ''Day to Day''. |
| 203 | -->"The trick is called the small penis rule. And evidently it's known to authors and libel lawyers as something you throw in when you've written something potentially libelous or slanderous about someone in a novel. So you've created a character who is very clearly based on someone and then you throw in somewhere that, if it's a man, he is lacking in certain manly -- in a certain manly characteristic. And it's kind of a cheap gimmick to intimidate the person you're attacking into silence. The theory, as [[https://newrepublic.com/article/62416/cock-and-bull explained]] to the ''Times'' by a libel lawyer, is that no one will come forward if they've been the target of this because they'll be too embarrassed." |
| 204 | * ''Literature/OfFireAndStars'': In the sequel a Zumordan woman is telling a joke whose punchline involves this-a man's penis gets compared with a mouse. |
| 205 | * ''Literature/PrivateParts'': In this book, as well as in ''Miss America'', Creator/HowardStern bemoans his small member throughout the books. In actuality, years later on his radio show, it was measured and turned out to be quite normal, just perspectively small compared to his 6'5" frame. |
| 206 | * ''Pornucopia'' by Creator/PiersAnthony had the working title of ''3.97 Erect'' for this very reason. |
| 207 | * ''Literature/SisterhoodSeries'' by Creator/FernMichaels: John Chai in the book ''Vendetta'', who is being used to represent YellowPeril, is revealed to have this. Nikki and Alexis ask Yoko if it is true that Chinese men have a Teeny Weenie, and Yoko, giggling, confirms this. |
| 208 | * ''Literature/VanasHeritage'': Nirvy notices that Halvor doesn’t respond well to Ylvies joke about penis size and makes a probably right conclusion. |
| 209 | [[/folder]] |
| 210 | |
| 211 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 212 | * In the ''Series/TwoBrokeGirls'' episode "And the Tip Slip", Caroline's father is worried that she will find out that his former aide's tell-all memoir claims he has a tiny penis. Averted when a photo on an iPhone proves otherwise. |
| 213 | * One of many, many {{running gag}}s on ''Series/{{Bottom}}'' is Richie Richard's complete lack of endowment. It started off with the typical jokes, in the live shows, with repeated implications that he has to use a ''magnifying glass'' to find it. |
| 214 | * In ''Series/CasesOfTheFirstDepartment'', a SerialRapist from the episode "Phantom from Southern Town" was reported to have a small penis. The team couldn't use [[PoliceLineup line-up recognition]] because his photo leaked out in the media. He refused to confess to all of his crimes, so major Tomas Kozak had an idea to use the information against him. He told him they would measure it and release pictures to the newspaper unless he confessed. He did. |
| 215 | * ''Series/CoronationStreet'' unusually has a scene about this issue that isn't PlayedForLaughs. After Jamie and Leanne break up Janice makes jokes saying Leanne told her Jamie had a small penis (which she hadn't) but instead of being amused Leanne tells her off for her rudeness. |
| 216 | * In the very first episode of ''Series/CriminalMinds'', the [=UnSub=] is profiled by Gideon to have this due to how extremely violent his murders of women are suggesting either this or [[TheLoinsSleepTonight impotency]], possibly even both. |
| 217 | * In the ''Series/CurbYourEnthusiasm'' episode "The Ski Lift", Larry meets a woman, Lisa, who says that she used to date his friend, Jeff, but broke up with him because he has a very small penis. When Larry tells Jeff about this, he denies having a small penis and says that actually it's Lisa who has a huge vagina. |
| 218 | * On an episode of ''Series/{{Degrassi|TheNextGeneration}}'', J.T. is revealed to have a small penis, or as Toby puts it, a stack of dimes. He's so insecure about it that he ends up using a penis pump. |
| 219 | * Played for drama in one episode of ''Series/DocMartin''. Martin discovers that PC Mylow has unusually small genitals while giving him a physical. A test comes back showing that Mylow has a condition that, among other things, means he's infertile. And then his girlfriend tells him she's pregnant. He is understandably quite upset. |
| 220 | * ''Series/EastEnders'': Sam Mitchell implies that Dennis Rickman her enemy who she once had a one-night stand with has a small penis. She may be saying this to be insulting rather than cause it's true but if it is true it doesn't appear to make a difference to Dennis who is very successful with women. |
| 221 | * ''Series/{{Euphoria}}'': Kat gets paid for an online cyber sex session by a guy with a very small penis. He ''likes'' being mocked for it, oddly enough. |
| 222 | * Tanya Turner in ''Series/FootballersWives'' says her womanizing husband Jason has a small penis. |
| 223 | * In ''Series/GameOfThrones'', when Jon Snow [[spoiler:is brought back from the dead]], several characters believe he may be a god. Tormund says he knows better, "I've seen your pecker. What kind of god would have a pecker that small?" |
| 224 | * In an episode of ''Series/{{House}}'', a woman took a naked photo of Chase at a party and posted it on Facebook [[TakeOurWordForIt apparently revealing one of these.]] It later gets a comically small censor which didn't do much to lessen Chase's annoyance with it. Through the episode Chase insisted the image had been doctored seemingly supported by the women he had slept with, however this didn't stop other characters; both male and female teasing him mercilessly for the picture. |
| 225 | * ''Series/KennyVsSpenny'': One of Kenny's primary ways to annoy Spenny is to joke about his small penis. At perhaps the earliest possible opportunity the series provides, Spenny actually has a Doctor measure it and tell the camera that it's average. Spenny does not think rationally in the heat of competition. |
| 226 | * ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'': In the episode "Flight", the protagonists are watching a video of the suspect of the week and observe that he has a rather small penis which he is apparently rather sensitive about. When his cell mate teases him about it, he flips out and punches him. |
| 227 | * ''Series/{{Letterkenny}}'': [=McMurray=] is taunted about his apparently small penis by quite a few of the callers during his "ambush" on ''Crack N Ag''. |
| 228 | -->'''Caller''': Holy fuck, [=McMurray=], lookit you shootin' high-stakes snooker with a no. 2 pencil there, buddy! Well, I'll go ahead and tell your wife I rock eight inches in reality, and nine if I'm measuring your punk-ass way! Holy fuck, it's my fuckin' heart, it just breaks for that fuckin' masterpiece! |
| 229 | -->'''[=McMurray=]''': [''grits teeth''] ''My wife is a very satisfied woman.'' |
| 230 | * ''Series/LittleBritain'' did the trope with big beefy nude bodybuilder suits with tiny genitalia. |
| 231 | * ''Series/{{Lost}}'': In "[[Recap/LostS01E08ConfidenceMan Confidence Man]]", the episode opens with Sawyer [[SexySurfacingShot walking out of the ocean]] naked (only seen from the [[ShouldersUpNudity waist up]]) completely [[ShamelessFanserviceGuy shameless in front of Kate]] who [[EatingTheEyeCandy looks him up and down]]... and makes a crack about the water being cold. |
| 232 | * ''Series/Lucifer2016'': "The One With The Baby Carrot" sees two comedians feuding over stolen jokes about one comedian's micropenis. The joke thief got a starring role in a sitcom based on the material, [[PyrrhicVictory but]] the network eventually forced him to drop the penis jokes when the show become popular with a younger audience. |
| 233 | * ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'': One of Al's many shortcomings in the bedroom, at least by Peggy's standards. |
| 234 | * ''Series/{{Misfits}}'': Kelly to Nathan, after getting him to proudly display for her. [[spoiler:It was actually a shapeshifter disguised as Kelly]]: |
| 235 | -->'''I don't date men with tiny cocks.''' |
| 236 | * During an Creator/{{MTV}} Reality Dating Show, a man decides to show up his adventurous side by stripping and streaking at a beach during his date with a woman. In the post-date commentary, when asked for a song suggestion that should be played at that moment, she recommends "All The Small Things" by Music/Blink182. |
| 237 | * ''Series/MyLeftNut'': When Mick is having his testicles examined by the doctors, he's scared of [[RagingStiffie getting an erection]] so he ThinkUnsexyThoughts... unfortunately he does it too well and experiences shrinkage instead. The HospitalHottie student even gives him a [[FascinatingEyebrow amused look]] when their eyes meet, [[NakedFreakOut much to his horror]]. |
| 238 | * The documentary ''My Penis and I'' follows filmmaker Lawrence Barraclough who despite being in a happy, long-term relationship still has crippling insecurities for being cruelly bullied at school and University for having a small penis. Through facing up to his issues he eventually realizes his problems are more psychological and learns to be contented with himself. In the sequel ''My Penis and Everybody Elses'' he talks to another man with similar insecurities and tries to convince him that he needs to learn to be happy in himself and not worry about cruel bullies. |
| 239 | * ''Series/TheOrville'': XO Grayson has been captured by some theocratic bad guys, who apply EnhancedInterrogationTechniques in order to make her confess as to where the rest of the away team is located. She lays out a ''ton'' of smart-ass remarks and outrageous lies to them until one of her captors produces a hypodermic needle full of a pain-inducing drug. The head inquisitor asks if she knows what the needle is. |
| 240 | -->'''Grayson:''' ''Scale model of your penis?'' |
| 241 | * ''Series/TheOutpost'': Men are insulted more than once by claiming that they've got tiny penises. |
| 242 | * On an episode of ''Series/RepublicOfDoyle'', the main character Jake is [[ShamefulStrip forced to strip at gunpoint]] and cuffed naked to the ceiling. He's later found in this position by both his ex-colleagues and [[LoveInterests Leslie]] who all tease him about his size. |
| 243 | -->'''Jake:''' There's something a lot bigger going on here.\ |
| 244 | '''Leslie:''' ''[glances down at his crotch]'' Not from where I'm standing. |
| 245 | * In ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'', George is embarrassed when a woman sees him nude after he has just come out of the pool, and there is some "shrinkage." |
| 246 | * A story arc in one season of ''Series/SexAndTheCity'' dealt with Samantha's frustration that her otherwise-perfect boyfriend was underendowed, and her skittishness about how to tell him. It finally ended (along with the relationship) when she blurted it out during couples counseling. |
| 247 | * ''Series/TheShield:'' Combined with an IronicEcho: "Small, but genuine." |
| 248 | * ''Series/{{Skins}}'': |
| 249 | ** Chris has a small penis. Tony and Cook are described this way by spurned girlfriends. Coincidentally or not these characters are the [[{{Pun}} biggest]] womanizers on the show. |
| 250 | ** In the finale to Series 1, Anwar gets caught waking up naked by his mother and sisters. They all laugh and point, including his own mother. |
| 251 | * In an episode of ''Series/SonOfTheBeach'' where the characters were naked, the male lead had a much smaller CensorBox than TheAhnold. |
| 252 | * Christopher Moltisanti in ''Series/TheSopranos'' is revealed to have a small penis when the Paulie and Silvio strip-search him for wires. However, Christopher is shown having a good sex life with his girlfriend at the time Adriana, his future wife Kelly, and his mistress Julianna. No woman who gets involved with him seems to find his size a problem. |
| 253 | * Miles in ''Series/ThisLife'' according to Anna though this doesn't bother her half as much as his insensitive and obnoxious personality. |
| 254 | * ''Series/WorldsDumbest'': |
| 255 | ** Danny Bonaduce sometimes admits how well-endowed he isn't. Occasionally, this then leads to jokes about how Judy Gold has a bigger one. |
| 256 | ** Comes up during a clip where a drunken idiot takes a piss in a hotel lobby. The manager gets his revenge by taking a picture of the drunk from the hotel security cam and putting it on a flyer that he posts around town, accompanied by the words "SMALL PENIS ALERT". (Bonaduce then pleads guilty.) |
| 257 | [[/folder]] |
| 258 | |
| 259 | [[folder:Music]] |
| 260 | * Music/BloodhoundGang's "Fire Water Burn", where the singer asserts "I'm hung like Planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye" (of course followed by a {{Uranus|IsShowing}} reference). |
| 261 | * Music/BobRivers recorded "Three Inch Tool", a parody of Music/HootieAndTheBlowfish's "Only Wanna Be With You". |
| 262 | * The humor group "El Takititá" made a Spanish parody of the song "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer", only that instead of the red nose the problem of Rodolfo was having a cheese-poof sized dick. Santa Claus helped with his problem by gifting Rodoldo a corncob to use as a replacement, but then Rodolfo engages in a passionate affair and the cob becomes popcorn. |
| 263 | * In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8nY06Pt8Qw "Sun Daze"]] by the Music/FloridaGeorgiaLine, the guy admittedly refers to his weenie as a tiny cocktail umbrella: |
| 264 | --> ''I'll sit you up on the kitchen sink\ |
| 265 | And stick the pink umbrella in your drink'' |
| 266 | * A one-hit wonder artist known as Gillette did a song called ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcrexKS8kxA Short Dick Man]]''. It has [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq7BbDOWNOg a remix]]-AnswerSong with a male singer named {{M|eaningfulName}}achito Ponce where his parts were so dedicated to [[BiggerIsBetterInBed rebuff]] Gillete's "accusations" that it bounced back into CompensatingForSomething territory. |
| 267 | * At the end of the Music/HollywoodUndead video "Everywhere I Go", the chorus of which repeatedly mentions Charlie Scene's "weenie" and how he loves to show it off, Mr. Scene is actually shown whipping it out. Similar to his face in the opening of the video, it's censored with a drawing of his mask which appears to take up just enough space to cover up a nickel. |
| 268 | * Slipped into the end of Music/{{Kesha}}'s "Thinking Of You," verbatim. |
| 269 | * ''Music/{{Koit}}'', which deals in smut and ToiletHumour, wrote a song called "My Willy Won't Go" about a man with a ShyBladder. The man keeps calling said willy his "little guy". |
| 270 | * Music/LilDicky likes [[SelfDeprecation self-deprecating]] jokes about having a small penis. He tends to make a hand gesture indicating that he has a small penis. His stage name itself means "small penis". And in the song "Freaky Friday", Music/ChrisBrown [[FreakyFridayFlip switches bodies with Lil Dicky]] and notes this: |
| 271 | --> ''How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?'' |
| 272 | * "The Alligator Song" by Music/DavidRovics explains how pollution is causing alligator dicks to shrink and how this could happen to humans: |
| 273 | -->''I’m not beating around the bush\ |
| 274 | I’m making you a promise\ |
| 275 | Say goodbye to Long Dong Silver\ |
| 276 | Hello to Tiny Thomas\ |
| 277 | You can forget about Viagra\ |
| 278 | Boys, what I mean is\ |
| 279 | It’s all a matter of minutiae\ |
| 280 | When you’ve got a half-inch penis'' |
| 281 | * The Sugarhill Gang's ''Rapper Delight'' suggests ''Superman'' has a small fellow: "He can't satisfy you with his little worm". |
| 282 | * The 2002 Music/{{TLC}} song "Girl Talk" is about how if a man has one and treats a woman badly, she'll spread the word about it and embarrass him. |
| 283 | * Implied In "Miserable Lie" by Music/TheSmiths: |
| 284 | --> I look yours, you laugh at mine, and love is just a miserable lie. |
| 285 | * ''Music/ZebraheadBand'': Admitted in "Playmate of the Year": |
| 286 | --> "She doesn't care about my hair, my car, my tiny peepee in the mirror!" |
| 287 | * Music/{{Eminem}}, "The Kids": |
| 288 | -->My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?\ |
| 289 | Fuck, no! You ain't seen it! It's the size of a peanut |
| 290 | * Ditto for Brojob's "Teenie Weenie", which takes it to comical levels |
| 291 | * Music/{{Cupcakke}}'s "Squidward Nose"; she laments about her partner's member and says that [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Squidward]]'s nose would be a better alternative. |
| 292 | [[/folder]] |
| 293 | |
| 294 | [[folder:Music Videos]] |
| 295 | * In Music/BowlingForSoup's video for "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI_euTX4A High School Never Ends]]", the singer gets revenge on a JerkJock bully at the class reunion by inviting him up on stage and then pulling his pants down in front of the audience. The CensorBox covering his junk is labelled "[[GagCensor Too small for TV.]]" |
| 296 | [[/folder]] |
| 297 | |
| 298 | [[folder:Professional Wrestling]] |
| 299 | * During a 2002 feud between [[Creator/DwayneJohnson The Rock]] and [[Wrestling/GregoryHelms The Hurricane]], The Rock (as a heel) kept insulting the Hurricane, taunting him over the fact that the Rock was a Hollywood movie star (with ''Film/TheScorpionKing'' having recently released at the time). The Hurricane countered that this apparently meant "The Scorpion King got a tiny ding-a-ling". The panicked reactions from The Rock and SuspiciouslySpecificDenial about it were PlayedForLaughs. |
| 300 | * Nowadays [[Wrestling/TheMiz The Miz]] is getting this treatment by the fans, and [[BerserkButton he's loving it]]. |
| 301 | [[/folder]] |
| 302 | |
| 303 | [[folder:Tabletop Games]] |
| 304 | * A white card in ''TabletopGame/CardsAgainstHumanity'': "A micropenis". The Green Box expansion also features the white card "Twenty cheerleaders laughing at your tiny penis." |
| 305 | |
| 306 | [[/folder]] |
| 307 | |
| 308 | [[folder:Theater]] |
| 309 | * ''Theatre/TheBibleTheCompleteWordOfGodAbridged'' opens with the three players wearing nothing more than a fig leaf each. One of the actors' fig leaves is noticeably smaller than those of the other two, who take a look at it and shake their heads. The same actor plays Nimrod in the Tower of Babel sequence, where he is mocked for CompensatingForSomething. |
| 310 | * The play ''The Irish Curse'' dealt with a support group for the condition. |
| 311 | * In ''Theatre/TheLastDaysOfJudasIscariot'', Satan reminds El-Fayoumy that "on a good day, your cock is three-and-a-half inches erect" and he definitely means it as an insult. |
| 312 | * ''Theatre/LesMiserables''. Madame Thenardier on her husband in her verse of "Master of the House": "Thinks he's quite a lover, but there's not much there!" |
| 313 | * In "Ex-Wives", the opening number of ''Theatre/SixTheMusical'', Anne of Cleves starts to make fun of Henry VIII's endowment but gets interrupted by Katherine Howard. |
| 314 | -->'''Cleves:''' Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry's little- |
| 315 | -->'''Howard:''' Prick up your ears, I'm the Catherine who lost her head! |
| 316 | [[/folder]] |
| 317 | |
| 318 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 319 | * ''VideoGame/BitLife'': If you have a pet snake, it may strike at your penis because it thinks it's "a very small baby snake." |
| 320 | * In ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'', Buga the Knut is defeated when he loses his {{Loincloth}}, exposing his "very small willy" and causing him to [[DefeatByModesty flee in shame]]. |
| 321 | * ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'': |
| 322 | ** ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCity'': In the cutscene where [[MrFanservice Lance and Tommy]] have successfully stolen a pair of police uniforms for a mission, the dialogue [[ImpliedTrope implies]] that [[MrFanservice Lance Vance]] is underdeveloped (or at least in comparison to [[MrFanservice Tommy’s]] GagPenis). |
| 323 | --> '''Lance:''' Ooo. Fits perfectly!\ |
| 324 | '''Tommy:''' Bit tight around the crotch though…\ |
| 325 | '''Lance:''' Oh yeah yeah, mine too. Mine too. |
| 326 | ** ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV'': A conversation the player can overhear features Tracey mentioning to a friend that her brother Jimmy is poorly endowed. |
| 327 | --> '''Tracey:''' Seriously, penises are NOT meant to be that small. |
| 328 | * ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry'': This is one of the many... inadequacies of the titular character. |
| 329 | * In ''VideoGame/MafiaIII'', the boss of Point Verdun, Roman "TheButcher" Barbieri, as much as TheDreaded as he is to everyone in-universe and is a huge guy, is said to have one of these if you sneak up on Sonny Blue. |
| 330 | --> '''Sonny:''' Screw that fat fuck. You know, I saw him pissin' one time, his dick's about two inches long. Can't respect a man with a tiny dick. |
| 331 | * In ''VideoGame/MutantFootballLeague'', having only a single yard or less left to go before earning a first down will occasionally yield an unfavorable comparison to announcer "Brickhead" Mulligan's rather embarrassing tackle. |
| 332 | --> '''Grim:''' Second down and less than the size of Brick's dick.\ |
| 333 | '''Bricks:''' Hey!\ |
| 334 | '''Grim:''' Sorry partner, but c'mon. It's true. |
| 335 | * ''VideoGame/NotForBroadcast'': In Day 232: The Silence, Prime Minister Ivan Vodovich makes fun of Peter Clement with small penis jokes, which gets him ticked off. |
| 336 | * In ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'' Max hints that Sam might be packing light between his legs. Most notably in Reality 2.0, and rather than denying it, he just takes the same jab at Max! |
| 337 | -->'''Sam''': Cool! I have a +2 Sword!\ |
| 338 | '''Max''': Oh you're just compensating for something!\ |
| 339 | '''Sam''': You're a fine one to talk! |
| 340 | * Yaka and Gaki in ''Franchise/ShinMegamiTensei''. Given how grotesque they are already, these are only really visible in artwork. |
| 341 | * This is why Jenna nicknames one of ThoseTwoGuys "Tiny" in ''VideoGame/ThirdCrisis''. He's torn between being pissed about that and being pissed that she gave his partner the rather less humiliating nickname "Throb". |
| 342 | [[/folder]] |
| 343 | |
| 344 | [[folder:WebAnimation]] |
| 345 | * ''WebAnimation/CartoonHooligans'': |
| 346 | ** {{Implied|Trope}} in the following exchange in "What If Doctor Strange Ripped His Clothes", after ComicBook/DoctorStrange and Hulk both lose all their clothes: |
| 347 | -->'''Hulk:''' ''[grins]'' You no Doctor Strange, heh, you Doctor Small! Hahahaha!\ |
| 348 | '''Doctor Strange:''' ''[glances down and blushes]'' Today is pretty cold, okay?! Gimme a break! |
| 349 | ** The above is then followed up by Doctor Strange apparently shrinking Hulk's penis, which is [[VisualPun represented]] as a reverse-evolution process involving [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} a Mega Blaziken devolving into a Torchic]]. Hulk gets teary-eyed and says that he doesn't like Doctor Strange. |
| 350 | * In ''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss'', Blitzo is fond of teasing Moxxie about his (supposedly) small penis. |
| 351 | * The ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' fan-created AffectionateParody "Trey Gets Stoned" is mostly about how [[Creator/TreyParkerAndMattStone Trey Parker]] supposedly has a micro-penis and his failed attempts to find love. |
| 352 | [[/folder]] |
| 353 | |
| 354 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 355 | * In ''Webcomic/TheBarePit'', a male invites women over to his pool to skinny dip, while he's secretly recording them in order to upload the footage and sell it on the Internet. However, the video is intercepted by someone else who splices the footage to remove all traces of the woman and leaves only the shots of him naked and releases it over the Internet. The next day at school he's humiliated when not only is his reputation as a romantic playboy completely shot, he also has to deal with his new nickname "Inchworm." |
| 356 | * According to Thor in [[http://brat-halla.com/comic/1-balder-dash/ this]] ''Webcomic/{{Brathalla}}'', Balder has one. |
| 357 | * Subverted by many webcomics by Creator/{{Humon}}, there are supernatural beings with rather tiny genitals who aren't at all worried about it - and there is a (human) guy who is rather ashamed that his is ''too big'' and hurt his girlfriend when they first tried vaginal intercourse. |
| 358 | * "Webcomic/LasLindas": In a somewhat rare variation of the trope, the local "casanova" Miles Lionheart technically fits this trope by packing far less heat than essentially every male character in the comic and its spinoffs so far. While he is not confirmed to be below-average by in-universe standards (and most likely isn't, as it wasn't used as a recurring joke with his ButtMonkey status), beyond Mora telling him to "grow some other things a man needs" amongst a few other sex-related insults on the morning after she has SexForSolace with him early on in the story (and if you stretch it, his first time with Rachael later on could be an indicator). But so far, every male shown in the NSFW bonus material are bigger than him to some degree (in a few notable cases a VERY vast degree). |
| 359 | * In ''Webcomic/MacHall'', Micah's ex-girlfriend posts something embarrassing about his penis in her blog. His current girlfriend Helen tries to console him by saying "''I'' think it's cute." (It doesn't help.) |
| 360 | * Cuthwald of ''Webcomic/NSFWComix'', two and a half inches when erect, orders every penis enlargement remedy he's e-mailed on 4Chan, mixes them together in a bathtub, summarily drinks it all and [[GagPenis becomes so large it exits the universe]], kills {{God}}, and [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou skull fucks the reader]]. [[NegativeContinuity It's back to being]] [[StatusQuoIsGod tiny again later.]] |
| 361 | * Subverted in one ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'' strip, when a woman is relieved that her partner, while being a centaur, really has a small-to-average sized human penis, instead of a large horses' penis because he can "step out" of his equine hindquarters and shoo them away. |
| 362 | * In ''Webcomic/RabbitualOffender'', they successfully subvert the trope as Charlie proudly struts around with his exposed tiny penis as if it was a giant GagPenis. |
| 363 | * ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'': |
| 364 | ** We have one guy [[ICallHimMisterHappy who calls his]] [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1803 "The Singularity"]]. |
| 365 | ** [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2776 Small penis, big imagination.]] |
| 366 | ** The man with the world's smallest penis can actually get [[https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-06-06 plenty of sex]]; what woman wouldn't want to do it with a record holder? The man with the world's ''second'' smallest penis, on the other hand... |
| 367 | * When ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' did a [[Literature/HarryPotter Voldemort]] parody, it recreated the scene where he goes from a shriveled infant to a grown man. Torg's response? |
| 368 | -->'''Torg:''' Are you sure you did the spell right? Why is his wee-wee still baby-sized? |
| 369 | * In a ''very'' early comic ''Webcomic/{{SSDD}}'', [[http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/19990215.html Richard is said to have one]]. That changes in the later comics. |
| 370 | * ''Webcomic/YetAnotherFantasyGamerComic'': Lucas and Cadugan's [[https://www.yafgc.net/comic/0627-a-little-insulting/ introduction]] (see image) features Cadugan smirking at Lucas being flustered (admittedly Lucas was taken prisoner while bathing in a stream and hasn't been allowed to put his clothes on). Amusingly, it doesn't stop them from becoming an OfficialCouple much later. |
| 371 | [[/folder]] |
| 372 | |
| 373 | [[folder:Web Video]] |
| 374 | * WebVideo/BartBaker have this inflicted on his parodies about Music/JustinBieber until the "Love Yourself" parody came out. |
| 375 | * ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'': |
| 376 | ** Piccolo implies this to be the case for Raditz, after Raditz unzips his fly because he thought nudity makes you stronger on Earth. |
| 377 | --->'''Piccolo:''' So [[BarbarianLonghair that hair]] does [[CompensatingForSomething compensate for something]].\ |
| 378 | '''[[WesternAnimation/HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw Phil Ken Sebben:]]''' Ha ha! Dangly parts. |
| 379 | ** Subverted in series ButtMonkey Krillin's case [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVbWLOlECK0&t=735s when Android 18 drops by]] to make good on her promise of RescueSex. Krillin nervously tells her he's a grower, drops his pants... and we hear the sound of ''something'' hitting the floor. |
| 380 | --->'''18:''' Oh. My. ''God.'' |
| 381 | * In the ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'' rap battle between [[Literature/TheBible Adam and Eve]], Eve disses Adam thusly: |
| 382 | --> ''The first man on Earth ain't a tough act to follow\ |
| 383 | One-pump chump and you're hung like a weasel\ |
| 384 | Ditch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle!'' |
| 385 | ** The battle between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates has Jobs implying this of Gates by asking him "Why'd you name [[Creator/{{Microsoft}} your company]] after your dick?" |
| 386 | * Alucard implies this of Enrico Maxwell (as well as being a PedophilePriest) in the third episode of ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''. |
| 387 | -->''"Honestly, if you're going to have a dick-fighting competition with a ''woman'', you must've started off with the world's cruelest handicap. Which I'm sure benefits the nine-year-old boy you have chained up in your private Vatican jet. Which was paid for how? Oh, right; generous donations from your followers to spread the word of God. '''All over his back'''."'' |
| 388 | [[/folder]] |
| 389 | |
| 390 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 391 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'' episode "Sporting Goods," the duo tries to buy protective cups, but the smallest ones are still too big. The sporting goods owner gives them a couple of racquetball eyepatches for free, which fit them perfectly. Daria walks in, saw them walking out of the dressing rooms wearing the patches, does a double-take, and snaps a photo for the school newspaper. |
| 392 | -->'''Daria:''' Wow! Even smaller than I thought! |
| 393 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheClevelandShow'' episode "Of Lice and Men" shows Rallo giving nicknames to his fellow students at Harper Elementary School. When asked whether he'll give the newest student a nickname based on physical attribute or something racial, Rallo answers that he's considering doing both like he did with "Rice Pee Pee". We then see an Asian kid covering his crotch in shame, referencing the stereotype of Asian men having small penises. |
| 394 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'' episode "The Lemon-AIDS Walk", a {{running gag}} was that every sequence of Captain Hero injecting steroids would include his penis shrinking. |
| 395 | * ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'': |
| 396 | ** It was the focus of the season 3 episode "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS3E5AndTheWienerIs And the Weiner Is...]]" that Peter's penis is smaller than that of his son, Chris. Just how small it is has been joked about in many subsequent episodes with one episode implying it's smaller ''[[ExaggeratedTrope than Stewie's]].'' |
| 397 | ** Brian also has a tiny penis as said in two jokes about it. Stewie says in a song that Brian has a "weenie like a Christmas tree light" Additionally in the Valentine's episode, the biggest complaint all of his ex-girlfriends had about him was that he has a tiny penis. According to Stewie, the women took a survey and Brian’s short dick was notable on it. |
| 398 | *** It's also worth noting that in "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS3E5AndTheWienerIs And the Weiner Is...]]" that Brian states his lackluster length in order to somewhat comfort Peter, implying that his penis is smaller than Peter's. Considering that we find out Peter's is smaller than Stewie's later, we can infer that Brian has the smallest penis of the entire cast of Family Guy! |
| 399 | ** According to "Mr. Saturday Knight," Mort Goldman suffers from one of these. When the Black Knight's girlfriend flashes her cleavage at the Renaissance Fair jousters, every knight gets an erection that audibly bumps up against the crotch of their armor...except Mort, who looks around nervously and exclaims "Ding!". For this reason, he's reluctant to shower with anyone else in the locker room later on. |
| 400 | ** Peter's real father from "Peter's Two Dad's", Mickey [=McFinnigan=], utters this line when he realizes that Peter is indeed his son: |
| 401 | --->'''Mickey:''' You're the broth of me own stubby shillelagh, all right! |
| 402 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': |
| 403 | ** In "[[Recap/FuturamaS6E17Benderama Benderama]]", the crew has to deliver personal hygiene supplies to an ugly giant. He is 50 feet tall, and while most of his body parts are enormous, one part... ''isn't''. |
| 404 | --->'''Amy:''' Colossal tooth whitener, mega deodorant, humongous acne cream... awwww... and one regular size condom.\ |
| 405 | '''Bender:''' All that ''and'' a small wiener? This guy's got it goin' on! |
| 406 | ** When Fry enters the same nude sauna as Leela and Amy in "[[Recap/FuturamaS2E5WhyMustIBeACrustaceanInLove Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love?]]", he apparently doesn't measure up to 30th century standards. |
| 407 | --->'''Amy:''' Check out life before genetic engineering.\ |
| 408 | '''Leela:''' [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Those poor twentieth-century women]].\ |
| 409 | ''[Fry crosses his legs]'' |
| 410 | *** [[spoiler: Something really funny about this comment is when you consider that, later on in the series, they would both have sex with Fry.]] |
| 411 | ** Also when Leela learns that her latest boyfriend is actually a shapeshifting alien in "[[Recap/FuturamaS2E9ABicyclopsBuiltForTwo A Bicylops Built For Two]]". |
| 412 | --->"If you could change form, then why didn't you change it in the one place where it counts?" |
| 413 | ** In ''[[Recap/FuturamaM2TheBeastWithABillionBacks The Beast with a Billion Backs]]'', Amy at one point refers to Kif as her "teeny greeny weenie". Zapp covers his crotch and says it's just a fungal infection before he realizes Amy is addressing Kif. |
| 414 | ** It's implied that Kif's dick size isn't anything to write home about in the Comedy Central run episode "[[Recap/FuturamaS6E4PropositionInfinity Proposition Infinity]]", where during an argument with Amy, Kif responds to Amy calling him a jellyfish by stating that he's more closely related to the sea cucumber. Amy retorts "Not where it counts". |
| 415 | * ''WesternAnimation/HarleyQuinn2019'': An epically DefiedTrope with [[MrFanservice Bane]] in the Valentine Special. When he finally gets a date, after spending most of the episode bemoaning the fact that he was single on Valentine’s Day, he starts worrying about the size of his manhood, after he hears the woman he is going on a date with mock a previous client’s genital size, which leads him to seek out Etrigan for a magical enhancement. However, instead of thing he wanted, it causes him to grow into a [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever giant]], with the added bonus of not having any MagicPants leaving him naked which is [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome sadly]] [[CensorshipTropes covered by different tropes]] to prevent MaleFrontalNudity. That being said, while his manhood may be covered, the audience can still tell that he [[AvertedTrope averts this trope]], with a billboard of a footlong hot dog used as a form of SceneryCensor to cover most of his genitals, as well as some {{Pixellation}} being used for the tiny bit not covered, as well as using a semi truck as a form HandOrObjectUnderwear to fashion himself a {{Loincloth}}. |
| 416 | * ''WesternAnimation/InsideJob2021'': The Episode "Ghost Protocol" implies that Glenn Dolphman has a very tiny penis during a scene where the Cognito Crew are rebuilding Skull Finger's large phallic-shaped device. Brett comments that guys with weapons are just {{compensating|ForSomething}}. |
| 417 | -->'''Brett:''' It's almost like guys with weapons are just compensating for something...\ |
| 418 | '''Glenn:''' ''[after powering on the device]'' WOO YEAH! THIS BAD BOY'S GOT SOME FUCKIN' FIREPOWER! WOO! What? What'd I miss? |
| 419 | * Tuffalo of ''WesternAnimation/PeepoodoAndTheSuperFuckFriends'' has a micropenis and is very sensitive about it. Being that the show is an animated SexComedy, it's one of the few instances we actually see the teenie weenie in question. |
| 420 | * ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'': |
| 421 | ** One sketch had two people standing in a hallway. The woman pulls a hotdog out of a bun and throws it at the door at the end. |
| 422 | --->'''Woman:''' Do ya ''see'' the problem here?\ |
| 423 | '''Man:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah, that hallway is like]] ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint bizarrely]]'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint huge.]] |
| 424 | ** The Nerd gets knocked out and stripped naked. Everybody makes fun of his tiny penis. |
| 425 | ** Zorak talks to a woman about Big Jim and his IronicNickname. |
| 426 | ** The Nerd visits a car dealer and tells him he has a small penis, the dealer recommends a Hummer H2. The man tells him he's overestimating the size of his penis (''"Literally concave"'') and ends up buying a [[{{Film/Tron}} Recognizer]]. |
| 427 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': |
| 428 | ** {{Implied|Trope}} in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS2E18BrushWithGreatness Brush with Greatness]]" when Marge paints and displays a nude portrait of Mr. Burns after seeing him in a compromising situation. His assets are always hidden by SceneryCensor, but... |
| 429 | --->'''Mr. Burns:''' Incidentally, thank you for not making fun of my genitalia. ''[Walks away]''\ |
| 430 | '''Marge:''' I thought I did... |
| 431 | ** Also implied in "Bart Gets a 'Z'", where Mrs. Krabappel got drunk from Bart spiking her coffee in an attempt to get her to lighten up, unintentionally resulting in her firing. The school newspaper is shown with the headline "Tipsy Teacher Mars Assembly, Reveals Size of Principal's Wang", the featured image depicting Krabappel making a hand gesture clearly showing that Principal Skinner's penis size is unimpressive. |
| 432 | * ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' has done this a few times: |
| 433 | ** In "[[Recap/SouthParkS5E9OsamaBinLadenHasFartyPants Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants]]", UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden is shown to have an absurdly microscopic penis. |
| 434 | --->'''Cartman:''' So ''that's'' what this is all about! |
| 435 | ** "[[Recap/SouthParkS15E4TMI T.M.I.]]" has the idea of compensating for a small penis as its entire premise. It turns out that all of the angry people in the world are just pissed off because they're below the average length. To fix the problem, they change the terms from "small", "medium" and "large" to just "nice" (although, ironically, Cartman ''still'' doesn't make the cut). |
| 436 | ** In "[[Recap/SouthParkS3E11Chinpokomon Chinpokomon]]", the Japanese creators keep talking about how small their penises are as opposed to the well-endowed Americans. One woman calls them out on this, saying that they're only saying this to distract the male Americans. While this ''is'' true, one of the creators proves that he's not lying about the size of his penis, either. One of said creators also uses the "your penis so big" line on a ''woman'', causing the other creator to smack him upside the head for the screw-up. |
| 437 | ** In "[[Recap/SouthParkS17E6GingerCow Ginger Cow]]", the appearance of a red cow leads to peace in the Middle East. To keep Cartman from revealing the truth that the cow is a fake and ruin everything, Kyle agrees to do whatever he asks. When Stan tries to maintain the charade by saying that it really was a miracle, a rabbi notes that the prophecy actually stated a fat child with a small penis would decorate a cow to look ginger, not that one would miraculously just fall from the sky. As everyone is ready to return to fighting, Kyle tells them that the prophecy really was fulfilled. When he tries to get Cartman to back him up, Cartman says he can't lie: [[ImmediateSelfContradiction he has a huge dick]]. |
| 438 | * ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaWorldTour'': One challenge has the contestants stuffing up giant sausages. During this challenge, Noah comments that Cody [[DoubleEntendre has a tiny sausage.]] |
| 439 | -->'''Cody''': At least my team ''has'' a sausage. |
| 440 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{Velma}}'': A RunningGag is that Fred apparently has a near-microscopic penis, which is a major source of insecurity for him. Many people [[ButtMonkey frequently make fun of him]] for it. |
| 441 | [[/folder]] |
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