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7	->''"If it's not too much of a cliché, take me to your leader. If it ''is'' too much of a cliché, take me anyway."''
8	-->-- '''Luke Skywalker''', ''Literature/LukeSkywalkerAndTheShadowsOfMindor''
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10	An alien spaceship lands on Earth. The extra-terrestrial walks out and finds a human. The extra-terrestrial makes the following statement:
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12	"Take me to your leader".
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14	Now a DeadHorseTrope, and ''never'' said seriously, or at least not without others [[LampshadeHanging complaining about what a terrible line it is]]. Even then, it's very rarely used unless IAlwaysWantedToSayThat. See also JustForFun/HowToInvadeAnAlienPlanet. May be preceded by the words IComeInPeace.
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17	!!Examples:
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21	[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
22	* Japanese culture actually has its own equivalent of this phrase: "We are aliens" (''"Wareware ha uchuujin da"''), usually said with some kind of distorting voice mask.
23	** ''Literature/NyarukoCrawlingWithLove'': Nyarko says this (while gently tapping her throat to provide the distortion) in the first episode of the TV series.
24	** ''Manga/TouhouBougetsushou'': Princess Kaguya says it while [[FunnyFanVoice Breathing on the Fan]] in Chapter 2.
25	** ''Anime/DragonBallSuper'': The first ending theme contains the line, immediately followed by "We are Earthlings" (''"Wareware wa chikyuujin da"'').
26	* In ''Manga/{{Doraemon}}'' after Nobita getting ill of staying up late due to being pranked by Gian and Suneo's toy UFO presented as UFO sightings, Nobita and Doraemon retaliates further... with life-sized remote-controlled UFO as well as remote-controlled alien model, to speak threateningly to Gian and Suneo demanding to meet their leader. All it accomplishes was Gian and Suneo making a fool of themselves with the local police and the next day, the schoolteacher.
27	* Parodied in ''Anime/GargantiaOnTheVerdurousPlanet''. When Ledo arrives on Earth, he can't speak the local language and must rely on his ship's AI to act as a translator. The AI informs him that "I have requested an audience with their commander."
28	* Not directly used, but invoked in ''Anime/LagrangeTheFlowerOfRinne'', when Lan tells Madoka that she's an alien; Madoka asks if she really means a "Take Me to Your Leader" type alien. The answer is a non-surprised (she's apparently also familiar with the trope) yes.
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31	[[folder:Comic Books]]
32	* ''ComicBook/{{Annihilation}}: Conquest #2'' -- Ronan the Accuser makes a big speech on how the bugs who tried to kill them really should unite with them against the evil robots, and ends it with "Or in other words.... Take us to your leader!"
33	* In a ''ComicBook/GreenLantern'' comic from the [=1970s=] or [=80s=], the alien Katma Tui lands on Earth, says the phrase in all seriousness, and gets taken to the United Nations. However, the comic said something to the effect of "[[LampshadeHanging though the phrase is clichéd, the alien says it with no humor in mind]]" or something like that.
34	* ''ComicBook/WorldWarHulk'': When Korg confronts a police officer and makes demands that he can't realistically meet (and is informed as much), bystanders are all barely containing their laughter or rolling their eyes as he insists that they "Take me to your leader."
35	* A ''Franchise/StarTrek''[=/=]''Comicbook/XMen'' crossover inverts the usual human/alien roles when Logan asks Commander Spock to take him to his leader.
36	* In one ''WesternAnimation/WoodyWoodpecker'' comic, Woody dresses up as an alien to play a prank on Splinter and Knothead. However, they find out and decide to prank him back... and then a ''real'' alien appears ([[ContrivedCoincidence who happens to look just like Woody's costume)]]. His main line is "Take Me To Your Leader", repeated in vain as the woodpecker kids expose him to a HumiliationConga. Finally he gets fed up and escapes, but runs into Woody who is exhilarated that he gets to meet a real alien with the fame and fortune to follow, and offers to take him to his leader. However, the alien has had enough.
37	-->- NO! I am going back to MY leader and telling him that everyone on Earth is BONKERS!
38	* Luke [[http://images.plurk.com/87286a795d18e3df063394ab3c9948a0.jpg once]] tells the extremely friendly Zeltrons this in ''ComicBook/StarWarsMarvel1977''.
39	* "Far Out Friend", an ''ComicBook/ArchieComics'' story, features an alien who uses this line, although he admits it is corny.
40	* Played straight in ''ComicBook/{{Oink}}'' when an alien met an American. The subsequent encounter with Ronald Reagan led the alien to give up: a planet with a leader like that isn't worth conquering.
41	* ''Franchise/WonderWoman'' [[ComicBook/WonderWoman1942 Vol 1]]: When the Saturnians poison and kidnap Wonder Woman ComicBook/SteveTrevor takes the Saturnian ship he'd stolen earlier along with a contingent of Holliday Girls and flies to Titan where he demands to be taken to their Emperor.
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44	[[folder:Comic Strips]]
45	* One ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty'' comic sees an alien step out of a spaceship and demand Opus take him to his leader. It's an election year, however, and as Opus lists off the candidates, the alien eventually gets so exasperated that he climbs back in his ship and leaves.
46	** Another appearance is in Berkeley Breathed's next strip ''Outland''. This time, after summarizing the candidates, Opus instead directs the alien to Bill the Cat.
47	* ''Comicstrip/CalvinAndHobbes'':
48	-->'''Alien:''' Take us to the Supreme Earth Potentate.\
49	'''Calvin:''' Uh... Um… Speaking.
50	* In an early ''Comicstrip/{{Dilbert}}'' strip, long before it became exclusively office humor, [[http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/1991-02-24/ aliens ask Dogbert to take them to his leader]]. Dogbert asks them to specify what kind of leader: spiritual, economic, political, or military? They choose political, so Dogbert asks: city, county, state, federal, or world political leader? They choose world, only for Dogbert to tell them that Earth doesn't ''have'' a world leader. In the end, he directs them to a grocery store that claims to be the ''price leader''...
51	* Parodied in one early ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' strip. Garfield is playing with his food (which Jon tells him is for eating). As part of that, he puts tomatoes over his eyes, a lime in his mouth and celery stalks on his ears, and holds a banana in each hand as he says, "Take me to your leader, earthling, or I'll atomize your face."
52	** This whole scene, "leader" and all, is seen in animated form in ''WesternAnimation/HereComesGarfield''.
53	** In another strip, vegetarian aliens landed on earth and one alien asked Garfield, "Take me to your broccoli!"
54	* One strip in ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'' has two aliens visiting Earth and using a dictionary to deliver the famous line to the humans present at their landing. Unfortunately, the one doing the talking screws it up.
55	-->'''Alien 2:''' Take me to your ''stove''?! You idiot -- give me that!
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58	[[folder:Fan Works]]
59	* Mentioned in passing in ''Fanfic/TheNextFrontier''; apparently it's a tired old cliche in [[VideoGame/KerbalSpaceProgram Kerbal]] popular fiction as well, and Bill jokingly ([[VitriolicBestBuds probably]]) threatens to make Jeb walk home if he can't come up with something better to say if they do make FirstContact now they've reached another solar system. [[spoiler: They do, and he does.]]
60	* From ''[[Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton Captain Proton]] and the Planet of Lesbians''.
61	-->Proton sighed, raised his hands, and gave the Authorised FirstContact Protocol of the Patrol Fleet of the Incorporated Planets. "OK [[LadyLand dolls]]. Take me to your leader."
62	* The human ship sent to make FirstContact with the Thranx in ''Fanfic/IncompatibleSystem'' is called We Come In Peace. Not that the Thranx are likely to get the reference (although, with their similar thinking, it's not unlikely they have an analogous expression).
63	* ''Fanfic/RocketshipVoyager''
64	** Lampshaded when it's pointed out they can't say this because the aliens they want to make FirstContact with won't speak their language. Later the Caretaker wants TheCaptain of Voyager brought to him, so he sends his mercenaries with a UniversalTranslator to fetch her.
65	--->"You [emphasis] Alpha/Captain [question fact]?" scoffed the Hirogen, staring down its snout at the short Terran.
66	--->"Me, Alpha Captain, confirm fact," said Janeway, glaring right back at him. "Now take me to ''your'' leader."
67	--->"I can't believe you actually said that," muttered Chakotay.
68	** When she first meets Nee'Lix, the alien starts talking in his own language and Captain Janeway replies, "If that meant: 'Take me to your leader', I'm already here."
69	** Later with another group of aliens Janeway says, "Aren't you going to take me to your leader? Or at least a tour guide?"
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72	[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
73	* ''Film/BillionDollarBrain''. Harry Palmer is being used as a courier, but wants to meet the man in charge so he demands payment of 200 pounds for the package he just delivered. His contact doesn't have the money, so he quips, "Perhaps you ought to...take me to your leader."
74	* In ''Film/DentistOnTheJob'' two men infiltrating a military lab pretend to have a conversation to act casually, one of them says this. An odd example in that neither of them is an extraterrestrial, just trespassers.
75	* In ''Film/GoodBoy'', Hubble the dog says this to Owen, his owner, after Owen gains the ability to understand dogs. Hubble is from the dog star Sirius 7.
76	* ''Film/IronSky''. The Moon Nazis bring their prisoner, celebrity astronaut James Washington, to Earth to get their hands on computers that aren't the size of an entire room. After landing in the United States they demand that Washington take them to the President.
77	-->'''Washington:''' I thought I'd just take you to a Mac store.
78	* ''Film/ReignOfFire''. A convoy of heavily-armed Americans turn up and [[AggressiveNegotiations point their guns at the settlement]]. Their commander shouts out to the settlement, "WHO'S IN CHARGE?" Creedy looks at Quinn, saying; "[[GotVolunteered Well that would be you then.]]"
79	* ''Film/MarsAttacks'' has the Martians set up a negotiation conference with the White House... simply so they can vaporize Congress in a surprise attack.
80	* ''Film/{{Bumblebee}}''[='s=] main antagonist Shatter asks this to Agent Burns when she and Dropkick encounter a road block of US Army soldiers.
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83	[[folder:Jokes]]
84	* Made fun of in this joke:
85	-->Two aliens land in a godforsaken part of Earth, walk around a bit and find a small gas station. It's night, and no human is around. The aliens mistake the gas pump for a kind of robot and commands: "Take Me To Your Leader!" The pump, of course, says nothing. The alien again threatens: "I said, take me to your leader!" The pump still isn't impressed. Now the alien gets angry: "If you don't take me to your leader right now, I'll shoot you with my laser!" But the other alien gets nervous: "I wouldn't mess with that guy... better be nice." The first alien isn't doesn't care and points his laser at the pump: "Now take me to your leader, or I'll shoot you!" The other alien panics and runs away. Since the pump does nothing, the first alien shoots, and the gas station [[StuffBlowingUp goes BOOM]]. By a sheer miracle, the alien survives. He asks his companion "How did you know that would happen?" - "I didn't", the other one replies. "But if I see a guy who can stick his dick in his ear, I surely don't mess with him!"
86	* When the aliens arrive on earth, they land in ''{{Insert country of choice here, so as to illustrate the point}}'' and demand to be taken to the Leader. The person they are speaking to then grins a knowing sort of grin and assures the visitors they are happy to oblige. The aliens are then introduced to ''{{Insert name of world leader who is perceived to be a dolt, a bumbling idiot, corrupt, incompetent or generally a waste of space, here.}}''\
87	The aliens look at each other in consternation or horror. Choose your punchline:
88	-->"We came all this way - for ''this''? what a fucking waste of time and effort!"
89	--> "Yes, but the other Earthlings chose him as their leader. Therefore they really ''are'' a primitive life-form."
90	--> "Don't suppose you could keep the bastard, could you?" the other humans asked, hopefully. "And don't bother warming [[AnalProbing the probes]] up."
91	* There's a joke about how if aliens ever landed and wanted to speak to someone in charge, they'd take one look at a human dutifully picking up and bagging their dog's poop and conclude the dog is the one they need to talk to...
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94	[[folder:Literature]]
95	* Discussed in Creator/JohnScalzi's ''Literature/AgentToTheStars''. When first meeting [[StarfishAliens Joshua]], Tom wonders why the [[BlobMonster Yherjak]] haven't followed this trope by landing next to the White House and asking to speak to the President. Joshua explains that it was their original intention until they arrived in Earth's orbit and started [[AliensStealCable picking up our signals]] and learning that humans have an appalling number of movies featuring "evil aliens", some of which look like the Yherjak. After spending decades brushing up on Earth's culture (mostly gleamed from Hollywood films and TV shows), they sent Joshua to contact Tom's boss, so that he finds an agent (Tom) to prepare humanity to receive the Yherjak with open arms despite their appearance and smell.
96	* In ''Calculating God'', the trope is played with: the aliens arrive and say "Take me to your geologists." They are looking for evidence of behavior of the god they believe in, and could care less about who's in charge locally, except as it concerns the geological evidence they are looking for.
97	* ''Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''
98	** In ''Literature/LifeTheUniverseAndEverything'', Trillian has a hard time keeping a straight face when she has to say this to the Krikkiters.
99	** Later on, in ''Literature/SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish'', a different alien lands on Earth and asks to be taken to their ''lizard''.
100	* ''Literature/KnownSpace'': In ''Literature/{{Protector}}'', the alien whom Nick Sohl and Luke Garner meet on Mars says this to them. The twist: the alien is [[spoiler:a human asteroid miner, Jack Brennan, who has accidentally been transformed into a human version of a Pak Protector]].
101	* In the short novel ''Literature/TheLibrarian'' (2015), the people who have an alien in custody are talking about figuring out his intentions. One points out, "he asked to talk to his wife, not to 'take him to our leader'."
102	* ''[[Literature/TheSpaceTrilogy Out of the Silent Planet]]'': The first thing Weston and Devine did upon meeting Martians was ask to speak to their ruler. When the Martians replied that they're ruled by [[OurAngelsAreDifferent an emissary from the divine]], the humans decided the ruler is some man-made idol and went back to Earth to get a human sacrifice to offer to it. Said sacrifice ends up being Ransom, the book's protagonist.
103	* ''Franchise/StarWarsLegends'':
104	** Luke says this in ''Literature/LukeSkywalkerAndTheShadowsOfMindor'', though not to aliens.
105	** ''[[Literature/FateOfTheJedi Fate of the Jedi: Conviction]]'', after Han blasts open a door lock, then stuns the guards inside:
106	--->'''Han Solo''' Take me to your leader. [[WeComeinPeaceShoottoKill We come in peace]].\
107	'''Leia Organa:''' ''Han.''\
108	'''Han Solo:''' Sorry, Leia. [[IAlwaysWantedToSayThat Sometimes I can't help myself]].
109	* In Creator/JamesPHogan's ''Voyage From Yesteryear'', a [[TheWarOfEarthlyAggression military expedition from Earth]] tries this on a colony of LibertariansInSpace and gets rather stymied by the fact that there aren't any leaders.
110	* In ''Literature/{{Sphere}}'', after the intelligence from the sphere asks the first contact team "Is there one control entity?", one of the team members laughs because of the similarity to the trope name.
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113	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
114	* Played straight in an episode of ''Series/{{Andromeda}}'', where a representative of the [[RobotWar Consensus of Parts]] says this to Hunt and the crew. The kicker is, the only reason he said that was because he thought that's what aliens are ''supposed to say'' to humans upon meeting them first.
115	** Also subverted in that the Consensus is not actually looking for the ship's captain. They're looking for the ship's [=AI=], as they consider organics to be inferior beings.
116	* Brother Cavil in ''Series/BattlestarGalactica2003'' does that when he is outed as a Cylon Spy. They take him to the brig instead.
117	-->''[after having several guns pointed at him.]'' Well, this is an awkward moment. ''[{{Beat}}]'' Yes, uh, he's right, I am a Cylon. And I have a message, so... take me to your leader.
118	* ''Series/BlakesSeven''. Inverted in "[[Recap/BlakesSevenS3E2Powerplay Powerplay]]" when Servalan (the President of the Terran Federation) is on the spaceship of a neutral species. Tired of how everyone is giving her the runaround, she puts her foot down and demands that their leader [[RefugeInAudacity be brought to]] ''[[RefugeInAudacity her]]'' [[RefugeInAudacity immediately]]. It works.
119	* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
120	** "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS14E4TheFaceOfEvil The Face of Evil]]": Used by the Fourth Doctor after threatening someone with a "deadly jelly-baby" didn't work out — not because they didn't buy it, but because they told him to kill the man he was threatening. The Doctor eats the jelly-baby and tells them he doesn't take orders from anyone.
121	** Glitz prefaces this with an "I can't believe I'm saying this" in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS23E1TheMysteriousPlanet The Mysterious Planet]]".
122	** The Ninth Doctor jokingly quips this in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E4AliensOfLondon Aliens of London]]", as he and Rose are surrounded by police who've been sent to the Powell Estate to escort him to UsefulNotes/{{Whitehall}}.
123	** The Tenth Doctor while addressing the Heavenly Hosts of the ''Titanic'' in "[[Recap/DoctorWho2007CSVoyageOfTheDamned Voyage of the Damned]]", and follows up with "IAlwaysWantedToSayThat".
124	** The Eleventh Doctor in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E2DinosaursOnASpaceship Dinosaurs on a Spaceship]]", to Rory's disgust. "Too good to resist."
125	** In "[[Recap/DoctorWho2021NYSRevolutionOfTheDaleks Revolution of the Daleks]]", [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Jack Robertson]] uses the line straight (along with IComeInPeace) with a Dalek death squad while [[TheQuisling trying to negotiate his survival in exchange for betraying humanity]]. Surprisingly it works, though whether he would have lived much longer is open to question.
126	* Averted in ''Series/TheGoodies''. Big Bunny plans to TakeOverTheWorld with an invasion of super-intelligent rabbits from the Moon. So he teaches his vanguard to speak the only rabbit words that humans will respect. [[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny "Ehhhh, what's up, Doc?"]]
127	* Spoofed in an episode of ''Series/LegendOfTheSeeker''. Kahlan has approached a D'Haran prison disguised as a Mord-Sith who has captured the Seeker:
128	-->'''Kahlan:''' Take me to your warden.
129	* ''Series/{{Lost}}'': In ''Recon'' Sawyer delivers this line to Widmore's people as a deliberate mock-up.
130	* ''Series/MyFavoriteMartian'': Lampshaded when Uncle Martin needs to see Tim's boss urgently.
131	-->I never thought I would say this, Tim, but... take me to your leader.
132	* Inverted and lampshaded in ''Series/PowerRangersMegaforce''. When a new "[[HumanAliens alien]]" teammate arrives, Troy tells him it's time they took him to their leader. Jake cracks up at the "classic alien move line".
133	* ''Series/RedDwarf'', "[[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonVIRimmerworld Rimmerworld]]":
134	-->'''Lister:''' This is going to sound like a bit of a corny line, but... I can hardly bring myself to say it.\
135	'''Rimmer-Clone:''' Say what?\
136	'''Lister:''' "Take us to your leader."\
137	'''Kryten:''' Oh, sir, how ''could'' you?!
138	* In the recent slew of ''[[Series/SaturdayNightLive Saturday Night Live's]]'' lampooning of Donald Trump, there was the sketch "Alien Attack Cold Open". When aliens attack the United States, Trump won't actually do his job as president and just keeps gloating about him having defeated Hillary in the election. Then the aliens arrives declaring they won and their leader tells this line to Trump. Trump, panicking over what to do, [[DirtyCoward declares the general to his left as the President]].
139	* An alien on ''Series/SpittingImage'' said this to British politicians David Owen and David Steel.
140	-->'''David Owen:''' Well, now, that's a bit tricky. If you could wait until after the next election...
141	* Jack O'Neill of ''Series/StargateSG1'' uses this sometimes. Inverted in that he's a human speaking to aliens on their own planet. There's also an element of IAlwaysWantedToSayThat to it.
142	* ''Series/StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds'': In the pilot episode, during a covert away mission to an uncontacted planet, Pike realizes they have no choice but to reveal themselves. He and Spock step off an elevator in front of a bunch of astonished locals, he smiles wanly, and he delivers the line. It works - he's promptly taken to meet with the planetary leader!
143	* Lampshaded in an episode of ''Series/TheTomorrowPeople1973'' when a species called the Sorsons arrive on Earth and make this request, TIM mentions that the Sorsons have been [[AliensStealCable monitoring Earth broadcasts for a long time]] and are aware of the cliché:
144	--> '''TIM:''' The Sorsons are not without a sense of humour.
145	* ''Series/TheTwilightZone1959'':
146	** In "[[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S2E28WillTheRealMartianPleaseStandUp Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up?]]", Avery says this to the Hi-Way Café jukebox that had spontaneously started playing music while police officers are searching for an alien. The jukebox of course [[spoiler: ends up being an illusion created by an alien, and not an alien itself.]]
147	** In "[[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S5E18BlackLeatherJackets Black Leather Jackets]]", Fred, who is an alien in disguise, asks Stuart Tillman to take him, Scott and Steve to his leader.
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150	[[folder:Music]]
151	* The band Hanzel und Gretyl released a song called "Take Me To Your Leader". The music video uses a lot of scenes from old 1950's sci-fi flicks.
152	* Spoofed by Music/TomLehrer in "Whatever Became of Hubert?", on ''Music/ThatWasTheYearThatWas'':
153	-->''"We must protest this treatment, Hubert!"''\
154	''Says each newspaper reader;''\
155	''As someone once remarked to Schubert,''\
156	''"Take us to your Lieder!"''\
157	... (Sorry about that!)
158	* Canadian band, Prism, has a song called "Take Me To the Kaptin" in which the narrator laments how messed up our world is. He wants to go to another world and invoke this trope.
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161	[[folder:Print Media]]
162	* The UrExample of this trope is believed to be this 1953 [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_me_to_your_leader_(phrase)#/media/File:Kindly_take_us_to_your_President.jpg cartoon]] in ''Magazine/TheNewYorker''.
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165	[[folder:Theatre]]
166	* ''Babes In Outer Space'', by Steve Lovett. Our heroes are confronted by the beautiful alien babes and ask to be taken to the man in charge. [[LadyLand The women just laugh]] and take them to see their queen instead.
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169	[[folder:Video Games]]
170	* Played straight in ''[[VideoGame/LunarEternalBlue Lunar 2]]''. Although she looks perfectly human and is not from very far away, Lucia arrives in the beginning of the game as an alien on a mission to meet with the local divinity, the Goddess Althena. Hiro is the first person she meets, and she calmly but immediately demands he take her to see the goddess.
171	* ''VideoGame/SoUhASpaceshipCrashedInMyYard'':
172	--> '''Aria:''' Greetings Earthling. Take me to your leader.\
173	'''You:''' What, seriously?\
174	'''Aria:''' No. Your leaders are arseholes. Take me to your hardware store. I require parts to fix myself.
175	* In the [[VideoGame/RhythmHeaven Rhythm Heaven Megamix]] minigame "First Contact", the alien asks "You want to meet my leader? ...Gotcha."
176	* ''Franchise/{{Tamagotchi}}'': Zuccitchi says this as a joke in the intro to the CD-ROM adaption. He never gets to say it to a human though.
177	* VideoGame/TheWonderful101 has Luka ask to meet with the GEATHJERK's leader multiple times. [[spoiler:This is so he can actually ''join'' the alien armada.]]
178	* Subverted in ''VideoGame/XenobladeChroniclesX'', when this line gets used in a FirstContact scenario with the Ma-Non. Unfortunately, the Ma-Non have no leaders (they're anarchists of the non-bomb-throwing kind) and the three random Ma-Non who just happened to be standing next to the spaceship when it landed (nobody had bothered to arrange a welcoming committee) got perplexed as to what to do next.
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181	[[folder:Web Comics]]
182	%%* Spoofed in [[http://www.evil-comic.com/archive/20051228.html this]] ''WebComic/EvilInc.'' strip.
183	* Parodied in ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'' the first time an alien ([[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-09-03 or not?]]) appears in person:
184	-->'''William:''' [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-08-27 Greetings! Can you take me to your Tedd?]]
185	* In ''Webcomic/{{Erma}}'' comic [[https://tapas.io/episode/705934 "The Special Guests"]], the StringyHairedGhostGirl meets some aliens, who make this request. So she brings them to her parents.
186	* An "alien" in ''Webcomic/{{mezzacotta}}'' [[http://www.mezzacotta.net/archive.php?date=2011-07-24 either]] mixed up her messages or chose to skip formalities and get straight to [[AliensStealCattle the business]].
187	%% * Implied in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0553.html this strip]] of ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''. In this case, some of the main characters appear on an island inhabited by orcs.
188	* ''Webcomic/{{Toonhole}}'': In "[[https://toonhole.com/2010/12/take-us-to-your-leader/ Take Us To Your Leader]]", a couple encounters a trio of aliens who demand that they take them to their leader. The terrified couple takes them into their home to show the aliens their TV screen.
189	* In ''Webcomic/XkcdTime'', the Beanie People bring Cueball and Megan to their leader, primarily because their leader is the only one around who speaks (a little of) the visitors' language.
190	* Spoofed in ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''. Gil and Bang turn up at a village in a heavily-armed airship loaded with [[MechaMooks clank-soldiers]].
191	-->'''Bang:''' ''[pointing at Master Payne]'' You look like you're smart. Who's in charge here?\
192	'''Master Payne:''' Err, [[MightMakesRight you are?]]\
193	'''Bang:''' Boy you are smart!
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196	[[folder:Western Animation]]
197	* A bumper from ''WesternAnimation/TheBeatles'' show had Ringo confronted by a little alien who floats to Earth.
198	-->'''Alien:''' Take... me... to... your... leader.\
199	'''Ringo:''' ''[doubling over laughing]'' "Take me to your leader?" You must be kidding with ''that'' old line! ''[Angered, the alien uses a ray gun to zap and shrink Ringo to tiny size; to the camera]'' Now here's a word from ''our'' leader.
200	* In ''WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce'', said by Gwen when Ben and company break out of the Highbreed prison in "War of the Worlds: Part 2."
201	* Quoted directly by Nina in ''WesternAnimation/CampLazlo'' to what she thought were aliens.
202	-->'''Nina:''' [[LampshadeHanging I've always wanted to say that.]]
203	* In ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', Ed shouts this as a PreAssKickingOneLiner when he steps into the ring to wrestle the Kanker Sisters. [[EpicFail He immediately loses.]]
204	-->'''Ed''': My mom says I can't fight girls.
205	* ''WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones'': In "The Swimming Pool", Barney jokingly says this after spooking Wilma with his spear-fishing suit.
206	* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', the cast, along with [[GeneralFailure Zapp Brannigan]], meets with a tribe of Martians. When one of them, Singing Wind, introduces himself as tribe chief, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Zapp's reply is this line]].
207	-->'''Singing Wind''': ''(glances in confusion)'' ...moving along...
208	* Lampshaded in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends''. When LittleGreenMen land in Garfield's backyard, they say this, and Garfield replies "I didn't know aliens really said that!"
209	* ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'': In "House of Pain", Lord Pain commands Billy to take him to his master. Billy then takes him to his master -- the TV set.
210	* ''WesternAnimation/PixarShorts'': In the ''Mater's Tall Tales'' episode "Unidentified Flying Mater", [[Franchise/{{Cars}} Mater]] asks a FlyingSaucer if he should "take [him] to [his] leader". Mater then [[VisualPun takes him to his]] ''[[VisualPun liters]]'' [[VisualPun of motor oil.]]
211	* An Al Brodax ''WesternAnimation/{{Popeye}}'' cartoon had Popeye, Olive and Wimpy accidentally sent to the moon on an experimental rocket. They find the moon is made of cheese and are approached by a little cheese sentry:
212	-->'''Popeye:''' What's ''your'' name, little fella?\
213	'''Sentry:''' Krantz, captain of the guards.\
214	'''Popeye:''' [[{{Pun}} Takes me to your leader, Krantz!]]
215	* ''WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle''; during the Moon Mice arc, Gidney and Cloyd tell Rocky about how Mr. Big conquered the Moon and forced the Moon-men to build giant metal-munching mice. When a Moon-man said, "Let me guess, you want us to take you to our leader?" Mr. Big answered, "Don't be silly. I ''am'' your leader!"
216	** In the very first episode, Rocky and Bullwinkle arrive from the moon via makeshift rocket, and various diplomats believe them to be moon people.
217	--->'''Rocky:''' Bullwinkle, they think we're moon people.\
218	'''Bullwinkle:''' They do? (''to diplomats'') Then, take me to your president!
219	* In a Halloween episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', during the 1996 elections, the aliens ask this and are informed that America may be switching leaders soon. This gives the aliens an idea, and they abduct and replace both Clinton and Dole.
220	* In ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime'' Silas tells Knock Out this line in Season 2's "The Human Factor". Ironically, it's a human asking this line to an alien robot in Nevada. Knock Out agrees to have Silas meet Megatron, and then Megatron [[spoiler: pins Silas to a dissection table]].
221	* A non-alien variation in the ''WesternAnimation/YoungSamsonAndGoliath'' episode "Salamandro". When Samson captures one of the villain Salamandro's {{Mooks}}, he tells him "Take me to your leader" (i.e. Salamandro).
222	* Said by the [[CaptainErsatz Zod expy alien]] in ''WesternAnimation/MenInBlackTheSeries'' episode "The Supermen in Black Syndrome", then he smiles at the camera.
223	* ''WesternAnimation/WatershipDown''. Hazel gives the line straight in "The Shadow of Efrafa". Though given that the leader is [[TheDreaded General Woundwort]], that's pretty awesome in itself.
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227	* One FunTShirt shows a [[TheGreys Grey alien]] [[EverybodyMustGetStoned smoking a joint]] with the words: TAKE ME TO YOUR DEALER.
228	* When John Glenn was orbiting in the Friendship 7 in 1962, the mission planners weren't exactly sure where the capsule would land--somewhere near Australia, as in any part of Australia or the surrounding oceans or islands for a pretty far distance. Glenn was worried what the aboriginal Australians might think when seeing a man in silver emerge from something that fell from the sky so he took a short speech with him rendered phonetically: "I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity."
229	* According to UsefulNotes/TheLawsAndCustomsOfWar, officers that are P.O.W.s can demand to speak to an enemy commanding officer (usually of equal rank), such as to bargain with their captors about their treatment.
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