Line #95 Main/ReadingYourRights


1	->''"It's like a cheap American film. When do you read me my rights?"''
2	-->-- '''Onoff''', ''Film/APureFormality''
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4	In many countries, a suspected criminal being arrested must legally be read their rights as a suspect. The exact procedure, wording and overall intention varies between countries.
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6	For country-specific forms of this, see YouDoNotHaveToSayAnything for the UK version and MirandaRights for the US style. Please put US or UK examples on those pages, and reserve this page for examples from other real countries, or fictional cultures.
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8	!!Fictional Examples:
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13	* ''Franchise/LyricalNanoha'':
14	** In ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaAs'', Fate and Chrono tell Vita and Shamal, respectively, that if they don't resist arrest, they will be allowed to plead in their defense.
15	** Erio gives a similar reading of rights to an EvilPoacher in ''Audioplay/StrikersSoundStageX''.
16	** In ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaStrikers'', the heroes merely tell the Numbers that they're under arrest, sometimes, but not always, stating the charges.
17	* In ''Anime/TenchiUniverse'', Mihoshi attempts to read Ryoko her rights when the space pirate destroys the device Mihoshi is using to read them. Since Mihoshi is TheDitz and can't remember the entire thing, Ryoko pretty much gets off scott-free until the smarter Kiyone comes along a few episodes later.
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21	* ''ComicBook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2020:'' Nova does this when facing off against the Olympians. Since they're JerkassGods, Zeus gets mightily pissed at the thought of a mere mortal reading out his rights. Violence ensues.
22	* ''ComicBook/TopTen'' has Smax trying to do this to [[spoiler: Commissioner Ultima]] while getting the crap pounded out of him. At one point, [[spoiler: Ultima]] brings a heavy load on his head, and he just says, "Okay, let's try this again. You have the right to remain silent..."
23	* When ComicStrip/{{Nodwick}} is arrested in a rather not-nice alternate reality:
24	-->'''Legionnaire:''' You have the right to confess your transgressions. Any deviation from the truth will result in '''swift retribution''' and possibly '''death'''. Telling the truth is no guarantee of safety. You have the right to '''scream''' and '''beg for mercy''', but that is often '''counter-productive'''. You have the right to '''die''', but not until an agent of the state has utilized a '''weapon''' of some kind on your person. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?
25	-->'''Nodwick:''' Er, not particularly. I--
26	-->'''Legionnaire:''' The question was just a formality anyway.
27	** And the refusal of a 'right to die' is not idle, in a world with ready access to resurrection spells.
28	* ''ComicBook/ScoobyDooTeamUp'': In Bedrock, a cop tells the arrestee: "You have the right to remain silent 'cause I don't wanna have to listen to you!"
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32	* In ''FanFic/APeccatis'', Aurors are saddled with a wonderfully [[WallOfText verbose]] version of the [[YouDoNotHAveToSayAnything British police caution]] in order to [[FantasticLegalWeirdness plug the extra legal loopholes that being magical might present]]. Legal buffs might care to notice that in the Wizarding version, the right to remain silent (which is front and center in the Caution and Miranda) is the ''second-to-last'' thing mentioned. Also please note that unlike the caution, this one is to be recited upon arrest (or when the suspect wakes up from all the stunning spells), not interrogation. It reads as follows:
33	--> It is my duty that you be made aware of your standing under the Provision of Magical Rights and Liberties. You have been apprehended by officers of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement while engaging in activities reasonably believed to be criminal in nature, and there is intent to hold you in violation of the law. Your wand has been confiscated and may not be returned to you unless you are exonerated of charges by the Wizengamot or equivalent legal due process. Officers of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement may use physical or magical force against you, including such as may cause permanent harm, injury, illness, incapacitation, or death if and only to the degree as is necessary to retain you in custody and to safeguard their own welfare as well as that of others. Any statement or incantation you may say or perform, including via non-verbal means may be used as evidence in a criminal proceeding. You are considered to be innocent until such time as guilt is reasonably proven, however your apprehension in situ is considered temporary grounds upon which you have waived your right to liberty at this time. You have the right to refuse to answer questions, however any false or misleading answers given will result in additional criminal charges. If you believe yourself to be operating under a curse, hex, jinx, or otherwise engaging in your current activities under magical coercion, you may indicate as such at any time. Additional rights and exclusions under wizarding law will be explained to you fully and completely as relevant. Do you understand these rights and exclusions?
34	* In "Fanfic/TheRoadNotTaken", an AUFic version of [[Fanfic/BaitAndSwitchSTO Kanril Eleya]] is the security chief for Deep Space 9 (as opposed to CO of a ''Galaxy''-class starship in the prime timeline). Early on she arrests a Klingon who's making trouble and gives an apparent Bajoran version of the Miranda warning. (The rights listed are similar to the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miranda_warning#Israel Israeli version]].)
35	-->“You do not have to say anything, and anything you say may be used against you. Remaining silent may also be used as supplementary evidence. You have the right to contact a family member or acquaintance and an attorney regarding your arrest, and you may be held seventy-eight standard hours[[note]]three Bajoran days, which are canonically 26 hours long[[/note]] without charge. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them?”
36	* ''FanFic/TheMLPLoops'': In one Loop, at the end of the Friendship Games, a cop who looks like an adult version of Fluttershy arrests Abacus Cinch for abusing her authority (bullying Twilight into participation in the Games and then into using the magic she'd gained). Then she comes back and recites a deliberately inaccurate version of the MirandaRights to Spike ("Spike the dog? You have the right to remain adorable. Anything you say can and will result in you getting your chin tickled."). It's justified in that she wasn't ''actually'' intending to arrest him or announcing an intent to interrogate him - she just wanted to lighten the mood and reassure Sci-Twi that she wasn't going to be in trouble for her actions.
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40	* The ''Psycho Cop'' duology:
41	** Partially employed in the [[Film/PsychoCop first film]] as a one-liner when Officer Vickers is killing Zack, and he proclaims that "You have the right to remain... silent!"
42	** In ''Film/PsychoCopReturns'', Officer Vickers shoots a character, and starts reciting the MirandaRights to his corpse, putting his own spin on it.
43	-->'''Vickers:''' You have the right to remain dead. Anything you say can and will be considered very strange because you're dead. You have the right to an attorney, but it won't do you any good because you're dead. Do you understand these rights that have just been read to you? Are you even listening? It would be a lot easier if you were a little more co-operative!
44	* ''Film/FletchLives''. While being tossed in jail Fletch quips, "You realise you have to read me my rights? Or find someone who can read to do it for you."
45	* ''WesternAnimation/Shrek2'': After he, Shrek, and Puss-in-Boots are thrown in the dungeon, [[MotorMouth Donkey]] incessantly complains that the guards never read him his rights.
46	-->'''Shrek:''' Donkey, you ''have'' the right to remain silent! [[DeadpanSnarker What you lack is the capacity.]]
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50	* When the police pull over Creator/ChuckNorris, they say "We have the right to remain silent..."
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54	* Creator/TerryPratchett's ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'':
55	** Parodied in ''Literature/GuardsGuards'' when Carrot makes an arrest, and begins the list of rights with things like "You have the right not to be summarily thrown into a piranha tank..." (Of course, this being Ankh-Morpork, the laws there might actually ''say'' that.)
56	** Also referenced by Vimes:
57	---> "Remember, the prisoner has rights. That means you do NOT put the boot in, even where it doesn't show."
58	** In ''Literature/{{Thud}}'', Vimes asks Sgt Colon if he read the prisoner his rights, and Colon replies that he did, but the prisoner didn't want his tea and biscuit. (Rights 5a and 5b. Prisoners only get Right 5c if Colon's remembered to buy the fancy biscuits.)
59	** In ''Literature/MakingMoney'', Puccy Lavish is so enamored by the sound of her own MotiveRant that she refuses to stop talking long enough to be cautioned; eventually the officers have to write it on a card and show it to her.
60	* In ''Literature/PerdidoStreetStation'' by Creator/ChinaMieville, New Crobuzon has a style of arrest requiring the presence of witnesses, usually dragooned by the militia into assisting in an arrest rather than acting under their own volition. Interestingly, this style of arrest was detailed in a RealLife situation in RobertLittle's ''TheOctoberCircle'' as being in use in communist Bulgaria, complete with press-ganged witnesses.
61	* In Creator/NealStephenson's ''Literature/SnowCrash'', the revised rights are incredibly wordy, and tri-lingual (a widget clipped to one cop's belt translates everything into Spanish and Japanese, until Y.T. speaks - which results in a further disclaimer that by speaking in English, she has tacitly agreed that all communications between her and the officers will now be in that language.) The partner of the rights-reader translates everything back into Badass Cop-Speak for his own amusement:
62	--> "You are hereby warned that any movement on your part not explicitly endorsed by verbal authorization on my part may pose a direct physical risk to you, as well as consequential psychological and possibly, depending on your personal belief system, spiritual risks ensuing from your personal reaction to said physical risk. Any movement on your part consitutes an implicit and irrevocable acceptance of such risk."
63	--> "Or as we used to say, 'Freeze, sucker!"
64	* ''Literature/MarkDelewenAndTheSpacePirates'' has Officer Tirt tossing off this:
65	--> '''Officer Tirt:''' You have the right to remain silent, but not to throw things, scream, beat your hands against the floor or in any other way make a fuss. Anything you do after this point will be regarded with severity, especially any attempt to resist the arrest! Should you at any time feel you require a lawyer, we will provide one to sue you! You cannot do or say anything that hasn’t been authorized by your arresting officer!
66	* In ''Literature/{{Pact}}'', Blake Thorburn gets the Canadian version when he's [[FrameUp arrested for the murder of a child.]]
67	* In ''Literature/AnotherNote'', Naomi places [[spoiler: Beyond Birthday]] under arrest as he is loaded into the ambulance. She tells him that he does not have the right to a trial, an attorney, etc., because she is so distraught by the fact that he [[spoiler: [[MoralEventHorizon bludgeoned a 13-year-old girl to death.]]]] In actuality, he definitely would have had the right to a trial, an attorney, etc.; the law where he was arrested grants those to ''anyone'' who faces charges, even charges for heinous crimes.
68	* Spoofed in ''Literature/{{Incompetence}}'', the comedy novel by Rob Grant, where the caution takes up an entire chapter and basically amounts to "anything you say (or don't say) means you're both guilty and fully understand your rights". There is also a simplified version, for suspects who don't understand the full version:
69	--> "You don't have to say anything, but if you don't, bad things will happen to you. You can ask for a lawyer, but if you do, bad things will happen to you. Do you understand, or shall I read the full version again?"
70	* Creator/SvenHassel had a policeman for ThoseWackyNazis saying, "You have the right to remain silent but I advise you not to use it or [[WeHaveWaysOfMakingYouTalk you will wish you'd never been born!]]"
71	* ''Literature/DoctorWhoNovelisations''
72	** In the novelisation of [[Recap/DoctorWhoS10E3FrontierInSpace "Frontier in Space"]], the Doctor and Jo Grant are [[TimeTravelersAreSpies mistaken for spies]] and have their rights read out to them--they amount to them having no rights at all, as Jo points out. The Doctor is later shipped off to the Lunar PenalColony for a life sentence without even a KangarooCourt trial, so she's right about that.
73	** In the New Adventures story ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoNewAdventuresOriginalSin Original Sin]]'', the Adjudicators' version of reading your rights is pretty close to "you have no rights" anyway, but Roz Forrester still adds her own spin:
74	--->"I am obliged to inform you that your words, guestures and postures are being recorded and may form part of any legal action against you. Under the terms of the data protection act 2820, as amended 2945, I am also obliged to inform you that you and any appointed legal representative will be able to purchase a copy of all recordings upon payment of the standard fee. I am obliged to tell you that, but I won't bother. Just don't piss us around."
75	* ''Literature/TheMurderbotDiaries''. Murderbot listens to the extensive rights available to suspects in [=PreservationAux=] being read out, and thinks they're more than what's available to citizens of the Corporate Rim who ''haven't'' been arrested.
76	* ''Literature/WeCanRememberItForYouWholesale''. A policeman tells the protagonist there's a bug in his head that's monitoring his thoughts. "So I have to warn you; anything you think may be held against you."
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80	* ''Series/RedDwarf'' has the Space Corps. rights:
81	--> You are formally charged with [crimes]. Anything you say now or do not say now may be used at a board of enquiry against you. Do you require any form of aid?
82	* In tough-guy cop show ''Series/TheSweeney'', Inspector Regan's reading of the rights generally summed to four words, usually accompanied by one last punch, kick or headbutt:
83	-->'''You're fucking nicked, matey!'''
84	* In the ''Series/{{Farscape}}'' episode "[[Recap/FarscapeS02E15WontGetFooledAgain Won't Get Fooled Again]]", Crichton hears a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQo9_VI6TnA ridiculously mangled version]] from a hallucination of Peacekeeper Captain Crais who's dressed in a cop's uniform [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext and bright red high-heels]]:
85	-->'''"Officer" Crais:''' Freeze! You're under arrest. You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney! If you cannot afford one, tough noogies! You can make one phone call! I recommend Trixie: 976-[[FiveFiveFive Triple 5]]-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?! [[Film/DirtyHarry Well do you, punk?!]]\
86	'''Crichton:''' ''(completely confused)'' No...\
87	'''Crais:''' Then I can't arrest you! ''(slams squad car door into Crichton's face)''
88	* Si-ohn does this when she arrests crime kingpin Hong Joo in Episode 15 of KoreanDrama ''Series/WhoAreYou''. If the translation is accurate, the standard Korean warning is very close in verbiage to the American MirandaRights.
89	* Towards the beginning of "A Near Vimes Experience" from ''Series/TheWatch2021'', Sam Vimes tells a stray dog that he's been reduced to trying to arrest that it has the right to remain silent. It pees on his foot.
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93	* An old editorial cartoon from the 1980's satirized the justice system of the Soviet Union by showing the KGB arresting someone while reading them the "rights" of "You have been set up, you have the right to remain set up. Everything we say can and will be used against you in a sort-of law. You have the right to an executioner. If you cannot afford an executioner, you will be executed anyway and your family will be billed for the bullet." The "billed for the bullet" bit was [[RealityIsUnrealistic supposedly once done]] in the People's Republic of China).
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97	* ''VideoGame/{{Prototype}}'' has this:
98	--> You have the right to be ventilated. I have the right to burn your home and shoot your dog. Do you understand your rights as I have read them to you?
99	* ''VideoGame/ZorkGrandInquisitor'' has this exchange, complete with cue card:
100	--> '''Wartle''': Go ahead and read him his rights.
101	--> '''Inquisition Guard''': You... have no rights.
102	* The protagonist of ''VideoGame/BaldursGateII'' has the option to ask an ObstructiveBureaucrat of Athkatla if "[[MirandaRights I have the right to remain silent]]". As if this wasn't anachronistic enough, the protagonist isn't even the accused, but simply a witness to a crime.
103	* In ''VideoGame/ZoneOfTheEndersTheFistOfMars'', a UNSF security officer starts out reading the MirandaRights to Cage, then stops and says, "screw it, twitch and we'll vaporize you where you stand" (paraphrased).
104	* In ''VideoGame/MassEffect1'', 180 years in the future on a distant planet with an alien criminal:
105	-->'''Parasini:''' You have the right to remain silent. I wish to God you'd exercise it.
106	* In ''VideoGame/MasterDetectiveArchivesRainCode'', when the Peacekeepers arrest someone, they always state to arrestees that they have ''no'' right to remain silent and ''no'' right to call a lawyer. [[spoiler:Interestingly, during the arrest of the Peacekeepers' leader Yomi Hellsmile in the end of Chapter 4, his former right-hand Martina Electro, who Yomi intended to execute, reads his rights by stating that he ''does'' have the right to remain silent and call a lawyer while arresting him, showing that the Peacekeepers' corruption and abuse of power has come to an end.]]
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110	* In ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2300/fc02257.htm strip 2257]], the police arrest a robot.
111	--> You have the right to data integrity. Should you give up this right, accessed memories can and will be used against you. You have the right to tech support.
112	* ''Webcomic/ExterminatusNow'' does it in an early strip [[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2003-11-17/comic/meet-the-crew/partys-over-lads/ here]] when Eastwood and Virus come to arrest some cultists. Eastwood starts to recite the traditional MirandaRights, before cracking up and admitting that the cultists don't actually have any rights.
113	* [[WholesomeCrossdresser Green Gable]] perfectly recites the Canadian version to Captain Alberta while arresting him in [[http://www.spinnyverse.com/comic/04-19-2013 this page]] of ''Webcomic/{{Spinnerette}}''.
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117	* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Pasila}}'', a man in drag being escorted to jail from his bachelor party alternatively complains how "you didn't read me my rights!" and "What kind of a country is this when people are read their rights!" to [[UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist Pöysti]], despite Pöysti repeatedly stating that [[EaglelandOsmosis there is nothing resembling Miranda rights in Finland]]. After getting tired of his complaining, he finally obliges and comes up with the following: "Okay. You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent, or talk in a quiet voice. Everything you say may be used against you. Some of it will come against you on its own, while the rest will be purposefully used against you via judicial trickery. You know, being presented with a heavy bias in a really annoying manner! God bless."
118	* WesternAnimation/InchHighPrivateEye traces the theft of wild animals to toymaker Spumoni.
119	-->'''Inch High:''' You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney, and you have the right not to answer any questions except one. Why are you stealing all the animals?
120	* ''WesternAnimation/DangerMouse'': in "Public Enemy No. 1," DM gets amnesia and goes on a crime spree. When some police officers try to apprehend him within a cartoon fight cloud:
121	-->You are not obliged to say anything...hold still...but anything you do say may be taken down as evidence.
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