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17->'''Dr. Orpheus:''' Did you say an ORPHAN?!\
18'''Dr. Venture:''' Yeah, a little... orphan boy.\
19'''Dr. Orpheus:''' It's powered by a FORSAKEN CHILD!?\
20'''Dr. Venture:''' Might be, kind of — I mean, I didn't use the whole thing!
21-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros'', "[[Recap/TheVentureBrosS1E5EenyMeenyMineyMagic Eeny, Meeny, Miney... Magic!]]"
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28A piece of AppliedPhlebotinum that doesn't work unless you pay a really ghastly price... or have someone else pay that price for you.
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30Can have TheDarkSide effect, as being willing to [[PowerAtAPrice pay the price]] can make you more evil. May be the result of a [[DealWithTheDevil Deal With The]] ([[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien Super-Powerful Alien]]) [[DealWithTheDevil Devil]]. See also BlackMagic and UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans. In those cases it is often a justified example of a MoralEventHorizon, since TheDarkArts frequently require leaving empathy behind to go on.
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32May be a form of {{Aesoptinum}}. Very common in FantasticAesop stories. May use HumanResources or a CapturedSuperEntity as the PowerSource. If done on a wide enough scale, it becomes IndustrializedEvil.
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34Compare ArtifactOfDoom and MayContainEvil. Contrast PsychoSerum, for which the users themselves generally pay the price. See also MonsterOrganTrafficking, HumanSacrifice, and HorrorHunger. This is a type of LivingBattery. HamsterWheelPower plays it for laughs.
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40[[index]]
41* PoweredByAForsakenChild/AnimeAndManga
42* PoweredByAForsakenChild/ComicBooks
43* PoweredByAForsakenChild/FanWorks
44* PoweredByAForsakenChild/{{Literature}}
45* PoweredByAForsakenChild/LiveActionTV
46* PoweredByAForsakenChild/TabletopGames
47* PoweredByAForsakenChild/VideoGames
48* PoweredByAForsakenChild/WesternAnimation
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51!!Other examples:
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54[[folder:Films — Animation]]
55* In ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZimEnterTheFlorpus,'' [[ReluctantMadScientist Professor Membrane]]'s plan is for children to hold hands around the world while wearing his invention, which will harness their "childergy" to bring world peace. Instead, [[VillainProtagonist Zim]] manipulates events so that he can use it for his EvilPlan.
56* In ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc'', the entire monster society is powered by the screams of children. Later on, [[spoiler:we get introduced to the Scream Extractor, which fits this trope even better by sucking out the screams of a single kidnapped child in order to gain more power, unlike ''scaring'' which didn't physically ''harm'' children by near ''suffocation''. Thankfully it never gets put into mass use, and in the end, the monsters find a better power source -- popping out of closets and making kids laugh instead of scream.]]
57* There's a more mundane/clueless example in ''WesternAnimation/ParaNorman''; the town of Blithe's Hollow depends on attracting tourists and selling them things [[BasedOnATrueStory based off of a witch-hanging done three hundred years ago]]. The witch [[spoiler:is revealed to have been an eleven-year-old girl who was killed for being weird.]] It's only incidental that her ghost is sticking around, furious and unable to move on.
58* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}}'', boys are turned into donkeys and sold to salt mines, or end up working in circuses, on farms, or are made to pull the wagon that brings ''more'' boys to Pleasure Island.
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62* ''Film/{{Arcade}}'' features a video arcade named [[MeaningfulName "Dante's Inferno"]], where a new virtual reality arcade game called, boringly enough, "Arcade" is being tested. If you lose, you're trapped inside the game and die. Turns out the game is Powered by a Forsaken Child, who was abused and, eventually, killed by his mother. The game designers decide it's a good idea to take a few thousand brain cells from the body and use them in the game.
63* ''Film/CloudAtlas'': [[spoiler:Fabricants that serve out their time as workers are killed and recycled into Soap and food to feed fabricants and purebloods, respectively. Sonmi has the good fortune to ''watch this happen''.]]
64* In ''Film/DeathShip'', the possessed Capt. Ashland reveals that [[spoiler:the ship is controlled by the spirits of its long-dead crew and that it hunts down any other ship which is unfortunate enough to be in its path, luring the survivors onboard and killing them to feed on their blood]].
65* In ''Film/TheMatrix'', we're ''all'' Forsaken Children. Nearly all of humanity is trapped in a virtual reality world while their real bodies are locked in pods and their muscle contractions are used to generate power.
66* ''Film/MinorityReport'' has a pretty literal version: the Precrime department's method of predicting the future involves three psychics, kept in chemically-induced dream state 24-7 and hooked up to a computer so that the detectives can piece together visions of murders from their recorded dreams. Where does literal come into it? Well, it turns out that the Precogs are actually the abandoned, mutated offspring of drug addicts. Doubly frightening was the knowledge that [[spoiler:one of the creators of the Precrime system was willing to kill the mother of one of the Precogs to ensure that they would ''stay'' Forsaken Children.]]
67* ''Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet'''s Freddy Krueger's nightmare powers are fueled by the fear and [[YourSoulIsMine souls]] of children.
68* In ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanOnStrangerTides'', the ritual for the Fountain of Youth. When Jack finds out that [[BalancingDeathsBooks it requires a human sacrifice]], he immediately finds his desire for the fountain "greatly lessened".
69* ''{{Film/Snowpiercer}}'': [[spoiler: Parts of the eternal engine have been breaking down and they are replaced by children younger than 5 to do it manually.]]
70* In ''Film/Thir13enGhosts'', the ghosts of the title are used to power some sort of demonic machine designed to open "the eye of hell".
71* In ''Film/WarCraft2016'', fel magic is powered by life force of living creatures, so Gul'dan has thousands of prisoners drained from energy to keep the Portal open.
72* According to ''Film/Warlock1989'', one of the ingredients of a flying potion is the rendered fat of an unbaptized child. While in modern times there are alternatives that are not fatal to the child, the character is from the 17th century, back when there were no alternatives (and he's also an evil bastard), and kills the child extracting it. The potion is based on a (supposed) actual witches recipe of the era ("fat of unbaptized brat" even gets a mention in Shakespeare). Likewise, the nail in the footprint has a real-world source.
73* ''Film/XMenFilmSeries'':
74** ''Film/XMen1'' has the machine that turns ordinary people into mutants powered by Magneto, but using it weakens the power source (likely killing him if he uses it on full power), so he forcibly has the power-stealing mutant Rogue absorb him and uses her to power the machine.
75** In [[http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/X-Men.html the original draft]] for the movie, Magneto actually wanted to use ''Wolverine'' instead as a sort-of living antenna to amplify his powers, apparently due to his Adamantium skeleton.
76** ''Film/X2XMenUnited'': Stryker's mind-control serum is derived from chemicals secreted by the brain of his ''own son,'' Jason. Although still alive and still capable of using his impressive [[MasterOfIllusion powers of illusion]], Jason's been given a lobotomy to make him more pliable and is confined to a wheelchair, complete with a shunt in the back of his head used for collecting the fluid.
77** ''Film/XMenTheLastStand'': The mutant cure is distilled from Leech's blood, although the scientists hope to eventually artificially synthesize it. Unlike other examples, Leech is treated rather well and seems fine with the arrangement.
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81%%* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=929sn1qMCcM ORPHAN TEARS]] by Your Favorite Martian
82* The Music/{{Vocaloid}} song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyx6LKtSr6s Kagome, Kagome]] heavily implied this.
83* There is a (disputed) theory that the final verses of the children's song "London Bridge is Falling Down" relate to pagan use of human sacrifice during construction of important buildings.
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87* In ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'' "The Genocide Machine", it is revealed that in the Library of Kar-Charrat [[spoiler:the Chief Librarion Elgin has captured many of a local aquatic life form and placed them in a wetworks facility so they can be used to download data, a process which destroys their minds.]]
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91* According to TheDragon of ''WebAnimation/BrokenSaints'', the KnightTemplar he serves believes the [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans only true way to peace]] is to create an empath, give her a life full of joy, and then unleash such misery unto her that her suffering overwhelms all of humanity into a state of empathy. [[spoiler:The forsaken child in question is Shandalla, one of the series' main characters. And for extra thematic appropriateness, the big bad is her father.]]
92* ''WebAnimation/LittleRunmo:'' The purpose of the facility found under bottomless pits appears to be to process Runmo's lost lives (as in [[OneUp the actual item gained through his death]]) into a sludge that the Dring King uses for his martinis, as well as [[spoiler:apparently keeping him healthy; soon as the flow's shut, he dies]].
93* This quote, taken from ''WebAnimation/LlamasWithHats'': "I should probably mention I filled our luggage with orphan meat." "Wh...what?" "Well, I'm building a meat dragon, and not just ANY meat will do!"
94* [[RobotGirl Penny]] from ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' is the first artificial being on Remnant to have a soul and thus capable of generating an Aura. [[spoiler:Volume 7 reveals that her "[[FatherlyScientist father]]" Pietro Polendina accomplished this by donating a portion of his own Aura to grant her sentience. He has to repeat the process every time she is rebuilt, which leaves permanent holes in his Aura that do not regenerate.]]
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98* ''WebComic/EightBitTheater'' features a rather humorous example: Every time Black Mage launches a Hadoken, he siphons love from the Universe and twists it to highly destructive ends, making it create an explosion that ''consumes'' love (the divorce rate rises, for example). Not that he cares, but Red Mage [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2004/11/27/8-bit-chronicles-3-of-3/ seems to.]] The Hadoken was received by BM after sacrificing several orphans.
99--> '''Black Mage:''' It takes the happiness of others and turns it into pain and explosions. It's a win-win.
100* ''Webcomic/TheGamercat'' opted to [[http://thegamercat.com/2011/12/sacrifice/ interpret this way]] what happens to red fairies in ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda''. Of course, in case you feel terrible too, there are also healing potions, but... [[http://thegamercat.com/2012/05/potion-puree/ do you know how those are made?]]
101* ''Webcomic/GeistPanik'': Nob says that human blood acts as a magic grease that all runes and magic use to some extent. He also says that orphans' blood works best.
102* ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}'' reveals this is the secret behind [[spoiler:Kore's ability to remain a paladin despite his evil actions]]. Due to a curse, the soul of every creature he kills is trapped inside his body in a state of perpetual agony. Using the alignment of the captive souls allows him to act in any manner without violating his own alignment.
103* ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'': One of the defences the Court made for itself is a [[spoiler:bound ghost]]. Who is [[AxCrazy extremely unhappy]] about the situation for several very understandable reasons. [[{{Unperson}} The records were cleaned]] and those who meet this guardian in person are unlikely to survive, thus most of the current generation are blissfully unaware of this, except a team secretly searching for a way to remove this old shame.
104* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'':
105** [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Her Imperious Condescension]] (the Troll Empress and the ancestor of Feferi) has a flagship that runs upon the immense psychic powers of The Ψiioniic, the Ancestor of Sollux -- causing him ''excruciating agony''. Also, trolls lower on the hemospectrum (like the Ψiioniic) live comparatively short lives, so the long-lived Condesce extended his lifespan with her magic. He's been her Helmsman for '''[[AndIMustScream thousands]]''' of years [[spoiler:until the [[ApocalypseHow Vast Glub]] happened, rendering the Condesce the only remaining troll in the galaxy (as tyrianbloods are immune to Gl'bgolyb's [[MindRape psychic scream]] and Feferi was in SGRUB's game world).]]
106** Vriska at one point theorizes that [[TheGamePlaysYou Sburb]] ''must'' be played only by adolescents.
107** Trolls each get a lusus (a sort of guardian) at "birth" that takes care of them until they reach adulthood. Eridan kills the lusi of other trolls and gives the corpses to Feferi for Feferi's lusus Gl'bgolyb to eat, making Gl'bgolyb powered by causing children to be forsaken. But it's for a good cause, really: if Gl'bgolyb doesn't eat, she'll start complaining, and then every troll in the world starts dying. Meanwhile, Vriska has a use for all those forsaken, guardianless children: she feeds them to ''her'' lusus, a giant spider. By the time the trolls reach the age corresponding to about 13 in human terms, they've been doing this for ''years''.
108** Troll paints are made using the blood of wigglers -- that is, larval trolls.
109* ''Webcomic/{{Housepets}}'': King's horrible life under the Celestial Pete is explained as one of these. [[https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/2012/05/28/the-devil-you-know/ As Pete explains it,]] a Dark Paladin ''must'' be kept in constant discontent. This is why King was abused and enslaved by the gryphon, and why the universe continues to make King miserable up until The Game itself is brought to an end. King is quite literally not allowed to be happy until he takes Heaven by the throat and forces his own happiness.
110* ''Webcomic/KevinAndKell'': InAWorld that ''lives'' by CarnivoreConfusion, [[http://www.kevinandkell.com/2008/kk0627.html this]] certainly doesn't seem out of place. Although it was meant as a jab at the then-current bio-diesel fad.
111* ''Webcomic/KillSixBillionDemons:'' The GodEmpress Mottom gets her eternal youth by eating the fruits of a special tree. The tree requires regular feeding with virgin blood. And the fruits aren't lasting as long as they used to.
112* ''Webcomic/LookingForGroup'':
113** [[spoiler:Cale has to kill an innocent child to save the city of Kethenecia]]. One of the themes for that chapter was that "Innocence is the cost of justice." This leads us to believe that [[spoiler:the aforementioned child must be killed to save the city of Kethenecia (the city of justice). After it is revealed that the child is the Archmage, he states that the innocence is not some nameless child, but the innocence of [[TheHero Calenon.]]]]
114** Richard's NighInvulnerability [[spoiler:is fueled by the ashes of innocent people he kills. As he starts moving from TokenEvilTeammate to NecessarilyEvil, he starts sacrificing animals instead. After a PhlebotinumOverload changes the nature of his powers, they are instead fuelled by ''protecting'' the innocent. Which is ''still'' a case of this since it results in Richard deliberately putting his adopted son in harm's way to do so.]]
115* In ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}'', aside from [[spoiler: Future Dave's time machine that uses up one parallel universe per trip]], the hamsters' nefarious plan [[spoiler: involves using geniuses in PeopleJars as an energy source.]]
116* Heavily implied to be the source of the [[BlackHelicopter Black Rocs]] power in ''Webcomic/NecessaryMonsters''. You can almost hear the heartbeat over the motor...
117* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
118** When Elan is offered a ''[[HealingFactor ring of regeneration]]'' from the AffablyEvil (but still very evil) Tarquin, this is Elan's assumption.
119--->'''Elan:''' Yeah, right, like I would use your crazy evil ring, that you probably, like, tortured somebody to death or something to give it magic.\
120'''Tarquin:''' [[SubvertedTrope Now, that is quite enough, young man. I am frankly offended that you would even suggest that I would do such a thing to]]-- [[DoubleSubversion Wait, who do you consider "somebody?"]]\
121'''Elan:''' ''Anybody!''\
122'''Tarquin:''' Fine, fine, I'll keep the ring, then.
123** Later Tarquin is shown using a jar of [[HealingPotion healing salve]] that lists "heart of a virgin taken on his/her wedding night" among the ingredients. [[CrossesTheLineTwice The inactive ingredients]].
124* In ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'', Torg's magical talking sword Chaz is powered by the blood of the innocent to gain AbsurdCuttingPower and the ability to kill a PhysicalGod. He's only able to make much use of its full power when in a SugarBowl dimension being invaded by sadistic demons so that there's plenty of such blood being spilled by others.
125** The chronologically earliest appearance of Chaz, as of the chapter "Mohkadun", seems to imply that it didn't need to be empowered with innocent blood when wielded by its earlier and perhaps original owner: [[spoiler: {{Satan}}.]]
126** The Mohkadun arc also contains an irony with respect to the way the sword is empowered: King Farahn wants it to inflict "justice" on a SemiDivine being -- and his case for it being about justice isn't ''entirely'' unfounded, even though Farahn is [[ItsAllAboutMe a giant self-centered jerk]] and it's a case of DisproportionateRetribution -- but since he doesn't know how it's empowered, the only way it will work for him is if the demigod he intends to kill is, himself, innocent and thus capable of empowering the sword when cut by it.
127* In ''Webcomic/{{Spacetrawler}}'', the construction of the eponymous spacetrawlers is implied to involve horrific abuse of Eebs, and when the details are eventually revealed, they're every bit as bad as implied: [[spoiler:an Eeb is trained to telekinetically gather space debris -- by injecting them with a drug that causes debilitating pain if they ever stop gathering said debris. Then the Eeb's body is dissolved, while still conscious, and their BrainInAJar is placed in the spacetrawler.]]
128* In ''Webcomic/{{Terinu}}'', the title character's entire ''race'' was genetically engineered to serve as living power plants for the Varn Dominion. And they were wired to ''enjoy it''.
129* In ''Webcomic/{{Unity}}'', a society full of sentient/uplifted animals, you might not want to know where their food comes from.
130* ''Webcomic/{{Unsounded}}'': The humans the First Silver Weapon was created from are still alive inside it, powering it like a beating heart. These unfortunates include several children due to Starfish's proclivities. [[spoiler:Killing them weakens it, but doesn't destroy it.]]
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134* [[http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends2000-05.html One urban legend]] featured on the Website/DarwinAwards told of an accidental case of this: an employee at a power plant looking to lose weight tried to use their coal runner as a treadmill, but tripped and was converted into power for hundreds of homes.
135* In ''Website/{{Neopets}}'', Caption Contest #214 featured [[http://www.neopets.com/games/caption/caption_archive.phtml?place=214 this alarming image]]. Knowing TNT, though, it's probably a joke.
136* In the Website/{{Questden}} quest ''Labyrinth'', the titular EldritchLocation is keeping an EldritchAbomination sealed, at the cost of also imprisoning the BarrierMaiden that allows the Labyrinth to exist. And anyone who ventures inside.
137* ''Website/SCPFoundation''':
138** [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001 SCP-001]] ("[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/djkaktus-s-proposal djkaktus's Proposal]] -- The Children"). The title children have had their souls removed and replaced with extra-dimensional entities, giving them RealityWarping powers. All of them are brain-dead and exist only to act as {{Living Weapon}}s.
139** [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231 SCP-231 ("Special Personnel Requirements").]] Special mention goes to [[NoodleIncident Procedure 110-Montauk]], an unspecified unspeakable ritual regularly performed on a young girl to prevent the escape of an EldritchAbomination (or so the Foundation thinks...).
140** [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1514 SCP-1514]]. SCP-1514-1A is a tank full of red liquid holding SCP-1514-1B, which was once a fetus that was taken from its mother. It controls SCP-1514-2, a system of X-ray laser {{Kill Sat}}s orbiting the Earth.
141** [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1875 SCP-1875]] is a chess computer, of all things, powered by the ([[AndIMustScream still conscious]]) minds of a chess champion's twin daughters. [[spoiler:And they are not happy about their fate]].
142** [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2132 SCP-2132 ("Most Dangerous Fighting Exhibition and Obstacle Resort").]] The game scenarios the contestants are put through are thought up by a child kidnapped by Marshall, Carter, and Dark.
143** [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2669 SCP-2669]] is a faster-than-light space probe that develops a HiveMind that is constantly battling the Foundation for control. To distract it from its attempts at a ColonyDrop, the Foundation regularly [[BrainUploading uploads the minds]] of ''newborn infants''. To expedite this, the Foundation has set up a fake adoption agency in a refugee camp.
144** [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3034 SCP-3034]] is a [[DirtyCommunists Soviet WMD]] consisting of a NumbersStation with a CreepyChild counting backward from 200, with an ApocalypticLog leaving explicit instructions to not let her finish and mentions of a "[[DealWithTheDevil deal]]" of some sort. When researchers tried to analyze the background noise of the countdowns, they learned it was actually ''thousands of screaming children''. After one researcher went rogue and tried to contact the entity, [[NothingIsScarier thousands of children around the world vanished as the background noise grew louder, and the countdown shortened by one]].
145* ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'':
146** It turns out in that uber-powerful mage Fey's best spells are powered by energy from ley lines, and that in some of the battles already fought in earlier stories, she ended up destroying neighboring ''ecosystems''.
147** The fate the Bell Witch intended for her daughter: [[spoiler:to turn her into a god-like being, then enslave her to serve as the source of her own power]]. Fortunately, not only does Nacht [[PhlebotinumRebel turn on her mother]], as a result, she gets the one thing she always dreamed of, [[spoiler:[[ChangelingFantasy proof that Marzena isn't her real mother]], breaking the hold she had over her]].
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151* ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'': Linkara's [[spoiler:Magic Gun is powered by the soul of a child sacrificed by his parents to their evil god]]. [[MindScrew That's where it gets... weird]]. To be clear, he only found out when the viewers did and was as horrified as you'd expect. [[spoiler:He almost shot himself with the gun, but the boy's soul talked him out of it.]]
152* ''WebVideo/CriticalRole'': [[spoiler:Ludinus Da'leth, through an insanely complex BatmanGambit, manages to [[CapturedSuperEntity capture Vax'ildan, the Champion of the Matron of Ravens]]. He uses a focused beam of arcane energy to collapse Vax into a ball, then slots him into the Malleus Key, using him as a divine lens to channel a frankly insane amount of power into Ruidus, in an attempt to break through the forcefield keeping [[GodEating Predathos]] contained.]]
153%%* The [[spoiler:Ceremony]] in ''WebVideo/Lonelygirl15''.
154* In the short miniseries, ''Freako Asylum,'' the two protagonists go to "The Twisted Machine of Science" to answer their questions on how to handle the situation. In its center is an infant hooked up to the machine. Unusually for this trope, the kid looks positively ''jolly'' and is dancing around in his/her seat.
155* In ''WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee'', Doug telling Critic that if he leaves the entire TGWTG world falls apart comes across as this trope, and post-comeback, word of former says Critic still knows it and uses it to evil advantage.
156* According to Bennett The Sage during a guest appearance on WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses, Santa Claus uses the power of ''aborted babies'' to deliver gifts to people who don't have a chimney.
157-->'''Ask That Guy:''' '''[[EvenEvilHasStandards OH GOD!!!]]'''
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