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22->''"No, she's absolutely right," said Zeb, patting the enormous pistol at his hip. "This '''is''' a penis substitute. After all, if I could kill at a range of thirty meters with my penis, I wouldn't need to carry this thing around, now would I?"''
23-->-- ''Literature/TheNumberOfTheBeast''
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25Guns, cannons, swords, daggers... [[FreudWasRight they're all penises]].
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27After all, most of them are vaguely phallic (any object longer than it is wide would be considered phallic), they penetrate human flesh, and [[ARealManIsAKiller killing people is a sign of virility]]. In the case of guns, they even "[[MoreDakka ejaculate]]" bullets, while swords tend to have a suggestive shape, guard positions where the hilt is held crotch height, and thrusting attacks. Even better if they are combined ([[BayonetYa bayonets on guns]] are the simplest applications of this, as well as any syringe-like weapon) or [[PantsPositiveSafety carried inside]] a [[TrouserSpace man's pants]].
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29Sometimes in more comedic situations, the weapon may go limp and become "impotent", making it also a case of PatheticDroopingWeapon.
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31See also {{BFG}}, {{BFS}}, OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe, CompensatingForSomething, GunPorn. Compare/contrast with TorpedoTits, which is somewhat of a DistaffCounterpart to this. Subtrope of FreudWasRight. See VisualInnuendo for when the weapon is positioned in a way that ''looks'' particularly phallic. Also see FreudianThreat, when a weapon is used to threaten someone's phallic area. The imagery can be reinforced in {{pink|IsErotic}} weapons.
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33For when a penis is truly weaponized, see RapePillageAndBurn and PsychosexualHorror.
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40* The infamous [[http://i.imgur.com/S4m0Q45.jpg "Obari pose"]] (named after the man who popularised it, the legendary animator/director Creator/MasamiObari) is a common shot in action anime (especially '80s/'90s mecha shows) where a warrior readies themselves for battle by brandishing a gigantic sword or gun at approximately crotch height, with the tip pointed diagonally towards the camera. It's exactly as phallic as it sounds, and the source of an enormous number of off-colour jokes about a particular era and genre of animation.
41* ''Anime/AfroSamurai'': The Afro-Droid's last resort {{BFG}} in episode 3 definitely has this trope in mind.
42* In ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'', WordOfGod mentioned in an interview that Guts' {{BFS}}s not only represent his strength and determination, but also his virility. So it's no surprise that he managed to [[spoiler:get Casca pregnant rather quickly upon returning to the Hawks]].
43* Hannah Annafellows from ''Manga/BlackButler'' takes [[https://calamitousintents.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/hannah-likes-her-weapons.jpg very interesting weapons]] from under her skirt.
44* In ''Manga/BlackCat'', after smashing Train into the wall, Creed rants about how his disappointment and anger toward Train has caused his (imaginary) sword to grow enormous in strength and size. While holding a rose between his teeth, no less.
45* In ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'', Szayel releases his ''Resurreccion'' form by swallowing his sword.
46** Mayuri Kurotsuchi keeps his sword sheathe hanging between his legs.
47** Pesche keeps his sword in his loincloth.
48** Zanpakutou in general grow and shrink relative to the user's power level and control, and Ichigo was repeatedly described as wielding a zanpakutou "as long as he is tall".
49* {{Inverted|Trope}} in ''Manga/BootyRoyaleNeverGoDownWithoutAFight'' when Sara tries to penetrate Misora with a strap-on with [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginsu "Ginsu"]] written on the side.
50* Referenced in ''Manga/CesareIlCreatoreCheHaDistrutto'' -- BarbaricBully Henri thinks NaiveNewcomer Angelo is insulting France when he asks if they still throw spears there. Cesare saves Angelo from getting beaten up by entering the conversation and talking about how France should be proud of its many spears, including the holy relics gathered by Charlemagne. Cesare's friend Miguel then adds that he's most confident with the "Holy Spear" he uses with women. To add injury to insult, when Henri and Cesare do fight later on, Henri's weapon is a dagger and Cesare's weapon is a cape -- and Cesare still wins.
51* In ''Manga/DeathNote'' Mello keeps a gun down the front of his trousers. Down the front of his laced, skintight, leather trousers. Considering this is seen after giving his challenge to Near, one wonders if he's compensating for something else too...
52* A literal example in the manga ''Dick Fight Island'' (aka ''The Eight Warriors''). The titular island is the site of a contest every four years to decide the king of the archipelago. The 8 champions fight using their dicks to make the others orgasm first, all while wearing ScaryImpracticalArmor with huge codpieces. It's as ridiculous as it sounds.
53* Played with in Anime/DominionTankPolice: a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be9VlfYdmvk particularly effective anti-tank weapon]] is basically a dildo mine.
54* In ''Manga/{{Gamaran}}'' there's Zenmaru's great katana, Sadanaga: he's extremely proud of its size and power, gets annoyed if anyone comments on it and he's a bit flustered by Shingo's Onidachi (a 4 meter long spear), stating that's even bigger than his sword...
55* In ''Literature/{{Gate}}'', the peasants describe the Panzerfaust as looking like a giant steel cock.
56* ''Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex''. In ''¥€$'', a routine arrest of some gangsters turns violent when one of them turns out to be a battle cyborg who knocks Motoko through a window before Batou takes him out. In a blink-and-you-miss-it gag, a huge cannon unfolds from the cyborg's crotch.
57* ''Manga/{{Gintama}}'': Is that a Neo-Armstrong cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon? Such a nice replica.
58* ''Anime/GregoryHorrorShow''. Catherine. Giant needle. ''That is all''.
59* Happens oh-so often in ''Manga/GunsmithCats''. Unsurprising, given the two themes of the show are "guns" and "fanservice."
60* In ''Manga/{{Himenospia}}'', wasps that parasitize humans turn women into mutants with a long ovipositor sting coming out of their genitalia. The "queens" can sting other women to convert them into brainwashed soldiers, and those soldiers in turn can inject enemies with lethal venom.
61* From ''Manga/InuYasha'', the Tetsusaiga. Its normal state is a normal rusted sword, but when pulled out, it becomes larger with hair coming out of the hilt, with various energy attacks coming out of it for dealing death blows. Oh, and Inuyasha often holds it at crotch level.
62* ''kiss×sis'' has a ''literal'' Phallic Weapon in one episode.
63* There is a piece of ''Franchise/LyricalNanoha'' [[https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/001/220/ef1.jpg fan art]] that describes how [[DefeatMeansFriendship "the harder you get beaten by Nanoha, the harder you get hooked on her (with some exceptions)."]] Sure enough, [[DarkMagicalGirl Fate]] seems unsatisfied with her #4 ranking (Vivio, their adoptive daughter, being #1), and pleads to Nanoha, "[[HoYay Pierce through me right now!]] With that [[WaveMotionGun fat pink thing]] of yours!"
64* ''Manga/MajinTanteiNougamiNeuro'' has a killer keep a ridiculously long revolver down the front of his pants. The guy is a huge parody of Eagleland attitudes, so he's not the most subtle person around.
65* ''Anime/MobileSuitGundamWing'''s Heero Yuy and his infamous [[TrouserSpace Spandex Space]]. [[PantsPositiveSafety Guess what he usually pulls out of those shorts?]] Despite the fact that you can see the gun tucked into his waistband in a couple of episodes, for years fans have made jokes about his [[AssShove "secret hiding place"]].
66* ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'': It seems that the happier Mami is, the bigger her magical rifles become, such as during episode 3 after Madoka says the [[GayMoment she wants to be by her side]]. [[spoiler:The sandworm Witch that kills her in that very same episode embodies this trope even better.]]
67** When Kyouko has to kill Oktavia in episode 8, it seems that her chain-javelin is far bigger than usual. [[spoiler:Her target is Sayaka.]]
68** Sayaka's lashing out by hitting a Witch to a bloody mess can be seen as venting out her sexual frustration. [[spoiler:Because she did not get the guy.]]
69* ''Anime/RevolutionaryGirlUtena'': Swords all over the place. Most notably, magic swords that you [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything draw from your lover's heart]].
70* And from ''[[Anime/{{Scryed}} s-CRY-ed]]'': "It's thick, it's hard, and it's coming to get you!"
71* In ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'', the Daigunzan is a huge robot shaped like a ship, that has a huge blade-like part attached to the groin, shaped like the front part of a ship. During the Battle For Teppelin, it rams itself into Dekabutsu's huge hammer, pointy end first, only to leave it stuck and detonate it, creating an opening for Gurren-Lagann to enter. This is not even getting into all the drills the protagonist uses to penetrate the heavens.
72* In ''Anime/TransformersArmada'' Megatron's {{BFG}} didn't strap to his arm or shoulder like it did in most Transformers installments. It protruded from his hip. And just to drive the phallic nature of it home, he had to grab it with one hand to aim it. The only way it could have been more obvious is if they'd made it a pump-action.
73* ''Manga/YuYuHakusho'' example: [[spoiler:Sensui's Kazuya personality's gun-arm. What he does to Yusuke with it looks ONE HELL of a lot like PrisonRape]]. This is {{lampshade|Hanging}}d in the dub:
74-->[[spoiler:'''Kazuya:''' ''[pressing gun to Yusuke's face]'' Open your mouth, and close your eyes..]].
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78* Creator/NatalieBaxter is most famous for her "[[https://www.nataliebaxter.com/warmgun warm guns]]", recreations of pistols and assault rifles made out of fabric, "bringing 'macho' objects into a traditionally feminine sphere and questioning their potency."
79* On Creator/HieronymusBosch's "Hell" panel of "The Garden Of Earthly Delights" there is a long knife with two ears on the side resembling a penis and testicles.
80* Gender-Inversion: Creator/HRGiger occasionally uses guns as a yonic metaphor. "Birth Machine", for example, has a handgun chamber loaded with fetal-positioned humanoids as a play on a gun "birthing" bullets.
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84* Creator/GeorgeCarlin's "Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf" routine discussed this trope, with heavy use of the word "dick".
85--> "You don't need to be a sociologist or a political scientist to see the Bigger Dick Foreign Policy at work. Goes something like this: 'What? They have bigger dicks?! ''BOMB THEM!!''' And the bombs and the bullets and the rockets are all shaped like dicks. It's a subconscious desire to project the penis into other people's affairs. It's called 'fucking with people'!"
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89* All over the place in UsefulNotes/TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks (Not that UsefulNotes/TheGoldenAgeOfComicBooks was completely tame).
90* ''Comicbook/TheAdventuresOfBarryWeenBoyGenius'': Most of preteen inventor Barry Ween's guns. Lampshaded in a crossover with [[Comicbook/WhiteOut Carrie Stetko]]:
91-->'''Marshal Stetko:''' Are you aware all your guns look like penises?\
92'''Barry Ween:''' Oh, yeah.\
93'''Stetko:''' So, it's intentional then?\
94'''Ween:''' Oh, yeah.
95* ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'': Sideshow's [[https://www.sideshowtoy.com/collectibles/dc-comics-poison-ivy-sideshow-collectibles-3002202/ "Green with Envy" statuette]] for [[Characters/BatmanPoisonIvy Poison Ivy]] has her flanked by two vines ending in flowers with long stamens. The phallic imagery instead points to her reputation as a FemmeFatale, with her living weapons (and the men she tends to manipulate by metaphor) at her beck and call.
96* The [[http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080722195314/starwars/images/6/65/Galaxygun_negwt.jpg Galaxy Gun]] in ''ComicBook/DarkEmpire'' is often joked to be one of these. Considering it was built by the Emperor after the more practical [[PlanetEater World Devastator]] turned out to be a non-starter, this is [[CompensatingForSomething probably apt.]]
97* Used hilariously for a supremely ridiculous villain in ''ComicBook/DoomPatrol'', who was ridiculed all his life for having a small penis and thus built a giant cannon to attach to his crotch and called himself, what the hell, [[http://web.archive.org/web/20061108145054/http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article59.htm Codpiece.]] The horror comes in when said super-villain is defeated by a transgender heroine... who has the power to dissolve objects.
98* Spoofed in the movie posters for a 1985 ''ComicStrip/DykesToWatchOutFor'' [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/zizyphus/34585797/ comic strip]] (famous for being the strip that popularized UsefulNotes/TheBechdelTest).
99* In ''ComicBook/{{Empowered}}'', Phallik gets all his powers from holding his Phallo-Spear. When he's in range of a PowerNullifier, his spear goes limp.
100* ''ComicBook/GoldDigger'': Brianna manages to design a waist-supported laser cannon with side-supported plasma orbs... without realizing the implications until her entire family and their friends point out her big throbbing--
101-->'''Brianna:''' WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS IN THE DEVELOPMENT PHASE?!
102* {{Invoked|Trope}} and inverted by HeroicComedicSociopath Lobo in ''ComicBook/Injustice2'' when he gets a Green Lantern ring and defeats the Red Lantern Atrocitus by sending him flying with a construct in the shape of a building-sized dildo that ''penetrates'' his defenses. Hal Jordan is appalled while Guy Garder thought it was hilarious.
103* ''ComicBook/MoneyShot'' has a literal example, with the Bokai elder using his gigantic testicles and (after he regains the ability to become erect) GagPenis to fight the warlord Daughir.
104* Towards the end of ''Comicbook/{{Preacher}}'', Herr Starr develops the disturbing (and hilarious) habit of holding his gun over his (penisless since a dog attack) crotch and repeating "'''Doom''' cock... '''Doom''' cock..."
105* In the 2003 version of ''ComicBook/RawhideKid'', the titular character is seen in the first issue cover holding one of his revolvers the same way, revealing his gay sexuality.
106* ''ComicBook/{{Superman}}'': When Characters/{{Superman|TheCharacter}} rescues Lana from [[Characters/SupermanLexLuthor Lex Luthor]]'s {{mooks}} in an early Comicbook/PostCrisis comic, he faces down a Mook with a huge bazooka and asks "Overcompensating for something there, fella?"
107* ''ComicBook/TankGirl'' has loads and loads of this in its sight gags, both for the title character and for some of her more macho enemies.
108* Given its premise as warfare by FanService, it's not surprising that one of ''ComicBook/TankVixens''' world-building bonus comics shows off a bunch of weapons that embrace the trope wholeheartedly. Though the ones that look like they could be used in the bedroom don't appear in the main comics, the fairly ordinary-looking gauss rifle and the hip-fired {{BFG}} are seen from time to time.
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112* ''Fanfic/AbraxasHrodvitnon'': PlayedForHorror in this ''Franchise/{{Godzilla}}'' Franchise/MonsterVerse fanfiction, with [[Characters/AbraxasHrodvitnonTitansAndOtherCreatures MaNi/Elder Brother]]'s retractable bone blade. It's clearly intended as a phallic metaphor both InUniverse and out-of-universe whenever he tries attacking [[spoiler:Monster X]] with it.
113* ''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub'': In the ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2'' Team Dark video, Dr. Eggman's Eclipse Cannon is reinterpreted to be him CompensatingForSomething. He reveals the weapon in a fit of rage after learning his wife cheated on him multiple times, claims the video feed of it is actually a feed of his dick (and that it's better than Shadow's, one of the people whom she cheated with), calls the act of blasting a hole in the moon "pissing on" it, and then immediately compares Shadow having sex with his wife to the cannon's ability to "fuck the Earth".
114* ''Fanfic/ThingsIAmNotAllowedToDoAtThePPC'': Rule 3 prohibits agents from using lightsabers as phallic metaphors, specifically mentioning not asking to see if someone else's lightsaber is bigger than their own.
115* Heavily {{exaggerated|Trope}} and parodied at once in ''FanFic/ThirtyHs'' with the "[[ChainsawGood groinsaw]]."
116* Lampshaded in ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'': immediately after Joey dismisses Tea's remark on the overabundance of phallic imagery in a duel, Yami Yugi says, "Now watch as my mighty lance penetrates your moist cocoon!"
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120* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTailFievelGoesWest'': Tiger faces off with a masked gunslinger cat who turns out to have a more powerful slingshot. Tiger's slingshot goes limp in response.
121* ''WesternAnimation/Beowulf2007''. Beowulf's sword Hrunting is given this treatment while talking to [[HotInHumanForm Grendel's Mother]], who gives the sword a long caress which makes the weapon's tip "ejaculate" liquid metal before the sword melts entirely from her magic. It foreshadows Beowulf succumbing to her charms and promises, as well as having sex with her and impregnating her with a child.
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125* ''Film/{{Alien}}'': The [[WordOfGod filmmakers state]] that the rolled-up adult magazine that [[spoiler:crew member Ash]] tries to suffocate Ripley with is meant to be a penis substitute, because [[spoiler:as an android [[BarbieDollAnatomy he doesn't have one himself]]]].
126* [[spoiler:Epiphany Proudfoot]] in ''Film/AngelHeart'' is killed by gunshot. The shot in question comes from a gun stuffed into her nether regions. We thankfully don't get to see the murder, only the aftermath.
127* {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d in ''Film/TheAvengers2012'' with Tony's [[TheLoinsSleepTonight "performance issues"]] comment after {{No Sell}}ing Loki's staff.
128* ''Film/Batman1989'' has an example that pays off twice. First, the Joker shoots down Batman's plane with a ridiculously long-barreled revolver pulled from the front of his baggy clown pants. Then, immediately afterward, he uses this gun to take the [[GirlOfTheWeek Girl of the Film]] hostage, and keeps it pointed at her throughout the film's long and sexually charged [[AccidentalInnuendo climax]] (and as if that were not enough, [[ShamefulStrip relieves the leading lady of some of her clothes]] while he's at it).
129* One scene from ''Film/BeyondTheValleyOfTheDolls'' has a girl fellating a gun before being shot.
130* ''Film/BonnieAndClyde'' has a very sexually charged scene where Bonnie checks out Clyde's gun.
131* ''Film/BramStokersDracula'': Mina Harker watches wide-eyed as her friend Lucy Westenra appears to be reaching into the trousers of her American suitor, saying "Let me touch it; it's so big!" only to remove a huge Bowie knife.
132* ''Film/CityHeat'': In the final shootout, Creator/ClintEastwood and Creator/BurtReynolds keep producing larger pistols in an attempt to both shoot the mooks and [[CompensatingForSomething one-up each other]]. [[Film/DirtyHarry Clint naturally has the biggest gun]], an absurdly long-barreled revolver which he pulls [[TrouserSpace out of his trousers]].
133* ''Film/Deadpool2016'': Theatrical posters show the Merc-with-the-Mouth conspicuously brandishing a Desert Eagle right in front of his crotch, similar to the ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'' video game example.
134* Lampshaded in ''Film/DeathWish'': While at a gun range in Tuscon, Arizona, Paul Kersey mentions to his client Ames Jainchill that he was a Conscientious Objector during the Korean War.
135-->'''Ames:''' ''[laughs]'' Oh, Christ, what a guest to bring to a gun club! You're probably one of them knee-jerk liberals; thinks us gun boys shoot our guns because it's an extension of our penises.\
136'''Kersey:''' I never thought of it that way. But it could be true.\
137'''Ames:''' Well, maybe it is. But this is gun country.
138* Scorpio's homoerotic "My, that's a big one" when ''Film/DirtyHarry'' produces his HandCannon. And in ''Film/TheEnforcer'', Harry's female partner notes tongue-in-cheek that his .44 Magnum has superior penetration.
139* The poster for ''Film/{{Dolemite}}'' has him holding a HandCannon at crotch height, as one of his ladies grips the barrel. It's also discharging as she's gripping it.
140* ''Film/DrStrangelove'''s final scene has this as well. Not just the ''final'' scene.
141* ''Film/TheExpendables3'': Caesar is informed that the [[GatlingGood mini-Gatling he's so excited over]] will "shoot its wad" (run through its ammunition) in [[AwesomeButImpractical only ten seconds]]. Caesar quips back, [[SpeedSex "You have that problem too?"]]
142* ''Film/FightClub'' opens with [[HoYay Tyler's gun in the Narrator's mouth]].
143* In ''Film/FromDuskTillDawn'', the character Sex Machine has a "crotch gun," basically a codpiece with a gun on it. It makes a cameo in ''Film/{{Desperado}}'', and in ''Film/MacheteKills'' where the trope is even more obvious (see below).
144* Averted in ''Film/FullMetalJacket'' when the DrillSergeantNasty makes sure his recruits know the difference by having them march with their rifle in one hand and cupping their balls with the other, while chanting, "This is my rifle, this is my gun ''(tugs on crotch)''. This is for fighting, this is for fun. ''(tugs on crotch)''"
145* In ''Film/TheGeneralsDaughter'', during a flashback to [[spoiler: Captain Campbell's gang rape at West Point]], a soldier is shown to be ''very'' suggestively stroking the barrel of his rifle.
146* ''Film/GlassOnion'': Duke (whose defining character trait is TestosteronePoisoning) carries a pistol in a holster over his crotch at all times.
147* ''Film/{{Grindhouse}}'' has a fake trailer for a schlock slasher movie. In one scene a [[FanService cheerleader is stripping naked while bouncing up and down on a trampoline]]. The killer shoves a knife through the trampoline beneath her [[GroinAttack just when she does the splits]].
148* In a very clear VisualInnuendo in ''Film/HardCandy'', when Jeff arms himself with the knife and he's raging at/about Hayley, he begins stabbing the photograph of one of his models/victims. Around her crotch area.
149* Literally in ''Film/HotBot''. Sex shop owner Benny has a double-ended dildo that comes apart with the two halves being linked by a chain. He uses it as a set InstantChucks to knock out Agents Koontz and Frazier when he rescues Limus and Leonard from Senator Biter's fundraiser.
150* ''Film/{{Idiocracy}}'' has monster trucks equipped with phallic extensions. They both crash out when trying to destroy a smaller car with a floppy dildo on the hood.
151* Bad guy to partner in ''Film/ImGonnaGitYouSucka'':
152-->'''Willie:''' How come their guns are so much bigger than ours?\
153'''Thug:''' It's a phallic thing.
154* In the first dream level of ''Film/{{Inception}}'', Mr. Eames produces a GrenadeLauncher from his {{Hammerspace}}, blows away a group of projections and says "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." Those who do not feel that this implies "I can also do this with my penis" are hereby commended on the cleanliness of their minds.
155* ''Film/InTheLineOfFire'': When Horrigan [[{{Roofhopping}} misses a jump]] and ends up dangling from a rooftop, Leary pops up overhead, prompting Horrigan to take aim despite his failing grip. Leary teases Horrigan's pistol a bit before deciding that he'll take care of him later, and helps Horrigan to a nearby fire escape.
156* A subtle example to be found in ''Film/IslandOfLostSouls'': MadScientist Dr. Moreau wears his revolver holstered at the front so that the barrel is somewhat tucked between his thighs, the butt jutting outwards from his groin. Apparently this was a deliberate choice by openly bisexual actor Creator/CharlesLaughton. Amusingly, since the gun is worn barrel inwards, butt out, this makes it a weird ''reverse'' Phallic Weapon.
157* ''Film/JackReacher'': Reacher compares the frustration of not being able to kill to sexual frustration. When he's saying this, a flashback shows SociopathicSoldier Barr in Iraq, pushing a knife through a blanket draped over his crotch.
158* Gay Perry from ''Film/KissKissBangBang'' manages to kill a guy by literally shooting from the, er, hip.
159* In ''Film/{{Kopps}}'', a police officer throws his gun into the air, opens his pants, catches the gun in the open fly, then buckles his belt over the gun. He then guns down two criminals using pelvic thrusts. Then takes out the third by hacky-sacking the gun and kicking it into mook's face.
160* In ''Film/LetsGetHarry'' (1986), a group of construction workers, financed by a gung-ho businessman and advised by a mercenary, go down to Columbia to rescue a colleague. The mercenary, who's given them strict instructions not to try bringing guns into the country, walks into their hotel room, grabs the businessman by the crotch and says, "I want you to give me this." While the others are gaping at this apparent HoYay, the businessman gives a shamefaced grin and produces a 9mm pistol [[TrouserSpace from his underpants]].
161* ''Film/LockStockAndTwoSmokingBarrels'':
162-->'''Soap:''' I brought weapons as well.\
163'''Eddie:''' What do you mean, weapons?\
164'''Soap:''' ''[pulls a bundle from his coat and unrolls it, revealing large knives]'' These.\
165'''Eddie:''' Jesus! ''[grabs the bundle and rerolls it]'' Let's keep them covered up, eh? Couldn't you get anything bigger?\
166'''Soap:''' ''[[[TrouserSpace pulls a big-ass machete from his trousers]]]'' What, like that? What do you think?\
167'''Eddie:''' ...I think you need help.
168* In the ActionPrologue of ''Film/{{Machete}}'', our hero rescues a [[MsFanservice beautiful stark naked hostage]]. DoubleEntendre ensues immediately.
169-->'''Girl:''' What's this ''long'', ''hard'' thing?\
170'''Machete:''' My machete.
171* ''Film/MacheteKills'':
172** When Desdemona's GatlingGood TorpedoTits aren't enough to kill Machete, she straps on the crotch gun used in ''Film/FromDuskTillDawn'', discharging it with vigorous hip thrusts.
173** In the faux-trailer for ''Machete Kills Again [[JustForFun/RecycledInSpace IN SPACE!]]'', there's a shot of three scantily-clad space babes doing a TeamPowerWalk, followed by Machete [[SomethingElseAlsoRises extending the beam]] of his light-machete, held at waist level.
174* ''Film/MadMax1'': Toecutter asserts his authority over Johnny the Boy (implied to be his male lover) by making him suck the barrel of his shotgun, telling him, "Keep your sweet, sweet mouth shut!"
175* ''Film/Mandy2018'': Fuck-Pig's weapon is a knife strap-on.
176* ''Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun'' is one of the more obvious examples. Scaramanga's lover explains that he only makes love to her before he kills someone with his golden gun, and one scene involves him suggestively caressing her with it as she lies naked in bed. The opening credits to quite a few ''Film/JamesBond'' films involve the silhouettes of naked women and guns.
177* Experimental montage film ''Film/AMovie'' makes use of this trope for what's either a gag or a lampshading of the whole concept. One montage starts with a submarine captain looking through a periscope. The film then cuts to a sexy woman in bra and panties. The next clip shows the submarine firing a torpedo. Then there's a clip of an atomic bomb explosion. The sexual imagery is not subtle.
178* ''Film/MutantGirlsSquad'': Kisaragi, the leader of the mutant rebels, has a fleshy blade growing out of his stomach. It is usually limp, but stiffens after he powers up. His dialogue makes it pretty clear the symbolism is not accidental.
179* ''Film/NakedKiller'': Detective Tinam has a fear of guns after accidentally shooting his own brother, being unable to fire his issue weapon. This is symbolically linked to his impotence, as he gets better after sleeping with Kitty and is able to gun down numerous mooks in the final battle.
180* ''Film/TheNightOfTheHunter'': "Preacher" Harry Powell, watching a striptease show, extends a SinisterSwitchblade through his pocket, symbolizing his SexIsEvilAndIAmHorny mindset.
181* ''Film/{{Orgazmo}}'': Cock rocket.
182* ''Film/OSS117CairoNestOfSpies'': 117's handgun. He can load and unload it. It has a great coefficient of penetration.
183* ''Film/ThePirateMovie'':
184** The Pirate King is asked, "Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" It turns out it ''is'' a knife in his pocket, as he pulls it out and throws it into the wall beside the woman's head. However, he then demonstrates that he is also pleased to see her.
185** Mabel is trying to rally the policemen to assist her. She mentions that, among their other crimes, the pirates are "cop-killers." The Sergeant's billy-club immediately goes limp, like a... well, you know.
186* In ''Film/PointBlank1967'', Walker bursts into the bedroom of the man who betrayed and cuckolded him, emptying his .44 Magnum into the (empty) bed. He then [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything sits there with an empty gun, emotionally exhausted]], while his ex-wife rambles on about why she betrayed him.
187* ''Film/{{Psycho}}'' features the infamous shower scene -- the phallic-shaped knife, repeatedly stabbing Marion. Not to mention the killer having sublimated [[spoiler:his/her]] sexual repression into murderous urges.
188* In ''Film/RearWindow'', Jeff uses a telescopic lens (obviously longer than the binoculars he was previously using) to further his voyeurism and subsequent violation of his neighbor's privacy.
189* ''Film/RedSun'': Cristina appears to be going to seduce Link, only to grab his revolver and attempt to shoot him. She discovers ItWorksBetterWithBullets. Link quips that the problem with Cristina is that you never know which gun she's going to grab.
190* In the ''Film/{{Scream}}'' movies, the serial killer targets young women, simultaneously acting seductive towards them and trying to stab them with a knife.
191* Actually PlayedForHorror in ''Film/ShinGodzilla''. This particular incarnation of the monster is a mess of BodyHorror, with one particular trait being a much longer, more phallic-shaped tail. Not helping the comparison is what seems to be a grotesquely malformed head on the end, complete with ''an eye and teeth'', glowing red veins and [[spoiler: the ability to fire a beam of its own]]. The film's final shot also implies [[spoiler: it may literally [[ExoticEquipment function as a reproductive organ]], with Godzilla frozen in the process of birthing ''[[HumanoidAbomination emaciated humanoid versions of himself]]'']].
192* This is {{lampshade|Hanging}}d endlessly in ''Film/ShootEmUp''.
193** Hertz tortures a hooker by shooting up bottles in her room with his HandCannon, then pressing the hot barrel against her thighs, eventually reaching between her legs with it. Fortunately, the hero turns up.
194--->'''Smith:''' That's a six-shooter. [[CountingBullets I just counted six shots]]. You've blown your load.
195** A hit squad burst in on the hero as he's having sex. [[CoitusUninterruptus He kills them all without stopping.]]
196--->'''Smith:''' [[BondOneLiner Talk about shooting your load.]]
197** A secret service agent comes out of a toilet stall polishing his HandCannon.
198--->'''Smith:''' What were you doing in there?\
199'''Agent:''' ''[looking shifty]'' Cleaning my gun.\
200'''Smith:''' [[ImaginedInnuendo Really...]]
201* ''Film/SoldierOfOrange'': The protagonist has just become a bomber pilot and boasts of all the German cities he can bomb while having sex with his girlfriend. Unfortunately, he has a premature 'explosion' before completing his list.
202* ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'': Dark Helmet's line: "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it." He says this while he and Lone Starr are holding their [[LaserBlade pseudo-lightsabers]] at crotch level.
203* All lightsabers in ''Franchise/StarWars'' could count, but special attention goes to the ones wielded by Darth Sidious aka. Emperor Palpatine, which look like [[https://img-new.cgtrader.com/items/260591/676e22ada0/darth-sidious-palpatine-lightsaber-3d-model-stl.jpg the most expensive vibrators ever made]]. In ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith'', he stabs two Jedi to death with his primary saber while grunting and groaning loudly throughout the fight. Now we know what he meant by "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH!".
204* ''Film/TankGirl'': The title character has a moment loving on the gun of the tank she ganks from Water & Power. To the tune of ''Film/{{Shaft}}'', no less. And later on, explicitly called out as she rides the cannon up to the window of a truck. "Feeling a little inadequate?"
205* ''Film/TaxiDriver'': Travis Bickle blasting away on the gun range cuts to him in a porn movie theatre, pointing a FingerGun at the screen.
206* In ''Film/TurkeyShoot'', the villains have a DoubleEntendre-laced conversation about the SniperPistol that [[PsychoLesbian Jennifer]] is GunStripping.
207-->'''Tito:''' 32 seconds. You manipulate it well, my dear; like part of your body.\
208'''Jennifer:''' It is my own design.\
209'''Thatcher:''' Yes, a very nice piece. Serviceable, well-contoured, a good feel. Perhaps a [[ReallyGetsAround trifle large in the bore]]...\
210'''Jennifer:''' It's been my experience, Charles, that it's [[CompensatingForSomething less the size that counts]], but the skill with which it's used.
211* That scene in ''Film/{{Videodrome}}'' where James Woods grows a vagina and then starts masturbating it with a gun.
212* ''Film/WhenEightBellsToll'' (1971). British spy Calvert sends the DamselInDistress to ShowSomeLeg to the guard holding her family hostage.
213-->'''Sue:''' ''[caressing barrel of guard's rifle]'' Is it loaded?\
214'''Guard:''' Yeah, it sure is. ''[moves in on her and gets clobbered from behind by Calvert]''\
215'''Calvert:''' "Is it loaded?" You must learn more than deerstalking in the Highlands.
216* The two are linked in the opening scene of ''Film/{{Zardoz}}'', when the [[GodGuise giant floating head]] vomits up a huge pile of firearms and calls on the Exterminators to murder the Brutals to keep their numbers down (if Zardoz had given them a huge pile of condoms instead, he could have avoided all this trouble).
217-->'''Zardoz:''' The Penis is evil. The Penis shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken!
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221* ''[[Literature/JohnRain The Detachment]]''. Dox releases a teenaged girl [[IHaveYourWife they're holding hostage]] and is [[AMatchMadeInStockholm uncomfortable with how much he enjoys being hugged by her in gratitude]]. There's a gun tucked [[PantsPositiveSafety into his front waistband]], so he thinks that it will do as an appropriate metaphor.
222* In ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'', there's a popular BawdySong called "A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End." It's... not actually about the [[MagicStaff staffs they do magic with]].
223* In the ''Literature/{{Dragaera}}'' series, several characters have CargoShip-level emotional involvement with their {{Empathic Weapon}}s (which are all swords or daggers), are described as stroking them compulsively, and in some cases, the narrator comments on how [[CompensatingForSomething the weapon is much larger than the wielder]].
224* ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'' book ''Literature/SummerKnight'' has one wizard ask Harry, "Still going with the phallic foci, eh? Staff and rod?" He replies, "They make me feel all manly."
225* In ''Literature/{{Gate}}- Thus the JSDF Fought There'', the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panzerfaust_3 Panzerfaust 3]] used by Japanese soldiers to wound a powerful dragon is described as the "Rod of Steel" by natives of the Special Region beyond the Gate. In the manga adaptation, the weapon has a suggestive outline around it as one refugee says it looks just like a man's thing.
226* In the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' universe, there is some phallic symbolism around the Elder Wand, legendarily the most powerful and dangerous wand in the world. Hermione (notably, a female character) says that the idea of one wand being better than another is nonsense and that "some wizards just claim to boast that theirs are bigger and better." In ''Literature/TheTalesOfBeedleTheBard'', it's stated that no witch has ever claimed to own the Elder Wand (that is, only men ever have) and invites the reader to "make of that what you will."
227* At the start of the Mount Tonglu of ''Literature/HeavenOfficialsBlessingTianGuanCiFu'', Hua Cheng and his scimitar Eming have been reduced in size by his efforts to mitigate the effects of the ghost mountain and Eming is thus having difficulty fighting Rong Guang. Xie Lian, Hua Cheng's LoveInterest, restores Eming to full size by complimenting, handling and kissing it. Xie Lian, being the ChasteHero, reads nothing into this, but their more worldly companion Pei Ming is shocked.
228* In ''Literature/TheIronDream'', Feric Jaggar's weapon, The Great Truncheon of Held, also known as the Steel Commander, is described in unambiguously phallic terms. And then Feric Jaggar forces his new underling to kneel and kiss it.
229* Some literary critics have theorized that Killdeer, Natty Bumppo's long rifle in Creator/JamesFenimoreCooper's ''Literature/TheLastOfTheMohicans'' was the TropeCodifier, at least for American culture.
230* In ''Literature/TheManWithTheGoldenGun'', M reads a psychiatric report on Scaramanga speculating that he uses a massive [[BlingBlingBang gold-plated]] HandCannon as an assassination weapon because he's CompensatingForSomething due to his [[AmbiguouslyGay ambiguous sexuality]], whereas the ruggedly heterosexual Commander Bond usually carried a [[LittleUselessGun .25-calibre]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beretta_418 Beretta 418]] as his primary sidearm at the time. Bond did keep a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colt_Single_Action_Army Colt .45 Army Special]] in the glove compartment of his car as a backup in case he needed something with more punch, which could be interpreted in any number of ways, but that might be overthinking it. It's easy to understand why the film adaptation reimagined the Golden Gun into [[ScaramangaSpecial something very different]] and less Freudian.
231* ''Literature/TheMagicGoesAway'': In the short story "What Good is a Glass Dagger?", The Warlock laughs out loud on hearing that the wizard Wavyhill was known for carrying a sword. When asked what was so funny, he explained that no competent wizard would ever need a sword as a weapon -- the only reason he would have one is as SympatheticMagic to enhance his ''ahem'' 'sword'. Of course, it does mean that he has to bring the sword into bed with him when he wants to perform...
232* Not-Baragon from ''Literature/NESGodzillaCreepypasta'' sports a minigun that appears mounted to his pelvis, and [[GroinAttack landing hits on it deals extra damage]]. He also happens to be a bizarre bipedal creature with no arms and an elephant's skull for a head. And he's not the strangest monster in the story...
233* There's a literal version in Eric van Lustbader' novel ''The Ninja''. A lesbian call girl has sex with a female client in the bathtub, and she inserts the barrel of an air pistol into her lover's vagina and pulls the trigger during her climax.
234* In the ''Literature/{{Nightside}}'' series, descriptions of the Speaking Gun -- a ''phenomenally'' powerful ancient weapon made out of living tissue -- disturbingly refer to it smelling like dogs in heat, feeling fever-hot, and sweating from the patches of skin on its exterior.
235* In Jon Steele's non-fiction ''War Junkie'', he's covering a war in Georgia and encounters a militiaman with an RPG warhead [[PantsPositiveSafety stuffed down the front of his pants]]. The soldier smirks at the sight of Steele's camera, and the others agree that the soldier's "explosive erection" means that "his is definitely bigger".
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239* Discussed in ''Series/ThirtyRock'':
240-->'''Liz:''' What is it with men and guns?\
241'''Tracy:''' Well, I think I speak for the both of us when I say "because they're [[FreudWasRight metal penises]]."
242* ''Series/AlteredCarbon''. Takeshi Kovacs is being tortured in VirtualRealityInterrogation by Dimi Two, but Kovacs refuses to break and Dimi runs out of his allocated time in VR, shown by his blowtorch suddenly going out. Kovacs tells him [[TheLoinsSleepTonight it happens to every man after a certain age]].
243* ''Series/{{Andromeda}}'': Have you seen my forcelance?
244* ''Series/{{Angel}}'':
245** In "Billy", Cordelia is holding the title character, a rampant misogynist, at crossbow-point.
246-->'''Billy:''' So, you can dress like a man, talk like a man? Does that make you feel superior?\
247'''Cordelia:''' Actually, I'm feeling superior because I have an arrow pointed at your jugular. And the irony of using a phallic-shaped weapon? Not lost on me.
248** In "Soulless", Angelus mocks the "perfect day" fantasy used to turn him evil. "Caves, booby traps, the requisite phallic sword..."
249* ''Series/{{Arrow}}''. Barry Allen is discussing the Vigilante (not knowing he's billionaire playboy Oliver Queen) with Felicity Smoak, with whom ThatCameOutWrong is a RunningGag.
250-->'''Barry:''' Police reports show that he uses carbon arrows, but if he switched to an aluminum carbon composite, he would have far better penetration.\
251'''Felicity:''' Maybe he thinks he penetrates just fine.
252* In Season 4 of ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', the government implants an '[[RestrainingBolt inhibitor chip]]' in vampire Spike that prevents him from biting anyone, a condition that's compared rather tongue-in-cheek to impotence. He's delighted when someone gives him a pistol as he can at least threaten people but then finds the chip stops him from even ''aiming'' it. Spike's response is to [[CompensatingForSomething demand a bigger gun]].
253* Played with in ''Series/BurnNotice'', where the girlfriend of the not-too-bright son of the villain of the week gets the hots for Michael.
254--> '''Debbie:''' I... want to see your gun.\
255'''Michael:''' Okay, that's not my gun. ''Not'' my gun.
256* ''Series/CowboyBebop2021'' gender-inverts it with a yonic variant. Faye has just bought a RailGun which doesn't have a barrel--you just place a metal object in the [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Y-shaped discharge area]]. A lesbian WrenchWench sees the gun and DoubleEntendre ensues.
257-->'''Mel:''' Whenever I see a good looking piece I have to touch it.
258-->'''Faye:''' Yeah...Touch away.
259-->'''Mel:''' You shoot her yet?
260-->'''Faye:''' I haven't found anything small enough to--
261-->'''Mel and Faye:''' ''(in unison)'' --fit in the chamber.
262* ''Series/Danger5:'' A rifle pokes out of a toilet to shoot Hitler. A boy reading porn on the toilet grabs the barrel for masturbation.
263* ''Series/TheDurrells'': Leslie is an 18-year-old GunNut. His older brother Larry teases him about this, and his younger brother Gerry repeats the notion.
264-->'''Kostis:''' Why he has gun?\
265'''Gerry:''' My older brother Larry says it's because it's a penis substitute.
266* ''Series/{{Farscape}}''. In "Coup by Clam" John Crichton is DisguisedInDrag to infiltrate a brothel. When it's time to resort to violence, he gets up on a table and asks loudly, "Does anyone else here, have one of these, under their skirt?" then produces and starts firing GunsAkimbo the two pulse pistols he had strapped to his thighs.
267* In an episode of ''Series/{{Frasier}}'', Frasier accuses Niles of using antique purchases to deflect his sexual frustration. Niles is defensive but then considers that one of his purchases was a Civil War-era ramrod, and concedes that Frasier may have a point.
268-->'''Niles:''' Oh, you [[AllPsychologyIsFreudian Freudians]]! Sometimes a ramrod is just a... oh hell, even I can't make that one fly.
269* In Season 3 of ''Series/GameOfThrones'', Joffrey fires his crossbow from the hip, and the camera angle clearly implies this trope. This is after he has lovingly shown and described it to his fiance, and he has already shown that he gets turned on by violence and killing. [[spoiler:He later uses the crossbow to murder a prostitute for kicks.]]
270* In the ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' episode "Pique", the detectives believe that the killer has disposed of the murder weapon, but Dr. Huang declares, "That knife is his surrogate penis. He did ''not'' throw it away."
271* ''Series/TheLordOfTheRingsTheRingsOfPower'': When Halbrand puts Galadriel's dagger between them, the filming ankle and her breathless reaction makes it looks like she touched his, ahem, phallus and not a weapon's handle.
272* In the episode "The Gun" of ''[[Series/{{MASH}} M*A*S*H]]'', Frank steals a general's gun. Margaret also gets an orgasm when Frank shows her the gun (she then doesn't know yet that Frank has stolen the gun).
273* Lampshaded by ''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]]'' during "Danger, Death Ray!"
274-->'''Mike:''' (''as death ray scientist'') Of course it's phallic, why wouldn't it be?
275* ''Series/{{Oz}}''. The SinisterShiv called a Don Juan (made from a sharpened bed spring) earned that name because it penetrates (unlike the Gillette Bayonet, which is only good for cutting).
276* PlayedForDrama in ''Series/Phoenix1992''. As the police analyst is questioning a home invasion witness, his wife suddenly reveals that one of the robbers sexually assaulted her with a shotgun. This causes the analyst to check the Rape Squad files, getting their first break in establishing the criminals' identity when she finds several similar cases.
277* On a live broadcast of ''[[https://youtu.be/ZOXKLz4UfRY Q13 News This Morning in Seattle]]'', anchor Kaci Aitchison demonstrated a drawing app and tried to draw a cannon. The problem was, as this trope suggests, the resulting sketch looked a lot like, well, not a cannon. Hysterical {{corpsing}} ensued. The presenters tried bravely to carry on, but [[HilarityEnsues they were helpless]].
278* Used deliberately and disturbingly in ''Series/SixFeetUnder'' when [[spoiler:a carjacker forces Dave to suck on his gun and threatens to shoot him with it before running away. In a show where AnyoneCanDie, it seemed like he might pull the trigger]].
279* ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''. In "Bride of Chaotica!" Captain Janeway has to enter a [[Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton campy sci-fi holodeck program]], posing as intergalactic FemmeFatale Queen Arachnia. MadScientist Dr. Chaotica proudly shows her his DeathRay. Janeway promptly strokes the barrel in a [[TheVamp sensual manner]].
280-->'''Janeway:''' Ohhh, it looks like a... formidable weapon.\
281'''Chaotica:''' [[CompensatingForSomething The most powerful in the cosmos!]]
282* It's [[EpilepticTrees been speculated]] that this is why Series/{{Xena|WarriorPrincess}} prefers her chakram to the sword since it's yonic rather than phallic.
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286* Music/AvaMax's "Kings & Queens" features the lines "And you might think I'm weak without a sword/But if I had one, it'd be bigger than yours". Also, the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kings_%26_Queens_(Ava_Max_song)#/media/File:Ava_Max_-_Kings_&_Queens.png cover]] contains a VisualInnuendo: Ava is sitting on a throne and holding a sword between her legs.
287%%* Cher in ([[https://youtu.be/5G4O5AMSevc this music video]]). Music/MitchBenn in the video for "Happy Birthday, War," as a parody of the Cher video.
288* In the music video for "Music/ThisIsAmerica", Music/ChildishGambino thrusts his hips suggestively while dancing to the lyric "Guns in my area."
289* Music/AliceCooper's "I'm your gun"
290* [[{{Gayngster}} Deadlee's]] "Suck Mah Gun."
291* "Kitara ja kivääri" (Guitar and Rifle) by EppuNormaali:
292--> Sull' on kivääri ja mull' on kitara ja kamat
293--> molemmilla meillä välineet on samat
294--> on molemmilla vara-pippeli!
295--> (You have rifle and I got guitar and gear / we both have the same stuff / we both have a spare-wee-wee!)
296* In the ''Music/EvilliousChronicles'', there are seven vessels that represent the SevenDeadlySins, and each of them is thematically appropriate (mirrors for Pride, representing narcissism, a glass for Gluttony as it represents fine dining, a clockwork doll for Sloth because a doll cannot do anything on its own, etc.). The vessel for Lust just happens to be a ''sword''. Humorously, the sinner for Lust ends up having to penetrate ''himself'' (in the chest) with said sword in order to activate its powers.
297* "Big Gun" by Lita Ford.
298* "Gunz Yo" by Sage Francis.
299* "Love Gun" by Music/{{KISS}}.
300* "Steady Mobbing" by Music/LilWayne "Uh, Man suck my clip. Swallow my bullets and don't you spit."
301* The Music/{{Ludo}} song "Go-Getter Greg": "I'm a go-getter guy with a gun on my hip, I'm just searching for that someone to be firing it."
302* The Lulu [[Film/JamesBond Bond theme]] "The Man With The Golden Gun," in a hilariously unsubtle way.
303* "Kings of Metal" by Manowar. The line "We got the biggest amps, man they blast." But the whole song, as well as Manowar image in general, are an example of this, or more suitably, Not compensating for anything trope. As those tropes are close, in case of Manowar, they complete each other.
304* The band Machine Gun Fellatio.
305* The Music/NineInchNails song "Big Man With A Gun."
306* And [[https://youtu.be/khM3NIh85xg that]]'s what Music/{{Rammstein}} do when they perform ''Pussy'' live.
307* The Toybox song "007" has "Bad girls scream when I show my gun!"
308* "Shoot From The Hip" by Music/{{WASP|Band}}
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312* A literal Phallic Weapon: One legendary headline of "Bild", the German tabloid, was "Totschlag mit Penis", which is unfortunately untranslatable: "Second Degree Murder with Penis" does not insinuate, like in the German version, that the poor woman was clobbered to death with a GagPenis. [[note]]If you insist to know, [[OutWithABang a blowjob went south]]...squicky enough.[[/note]]
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316* The poem "The Love That Dares to Speak Its Name" plays heavily on the phallic nature of the centurion's spear. Perhaps to be expected, as the poem relates the repeated sexual penetration of the corpse of a recently crucified man, including seemingly in wounds inflicted with a spear.
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320* ''Podcast/TheFallenGods'' has an item that isn't necessarily a weapon. However, the spoon-turned-dowsing rod is warm and veiny and (according to Jake and Josh) fleshy and throbbing, making it fall close to this category. Throughout the rest of the campaign, it's referred to as the dick-spoon.
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324* During the reign of S.C.U.M. in Wrestling/RingOfHonor, Wrestling/JimmyJacobs used phallic symbolism to describe the use of his railroad spike.
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328* ''TabletopGame/BattleTech'':
329** The [[https://www.sarna.net/wiki/File:3050_Flea.jpg Flea]] light mech, with a...rather unfortunately placed flamethrower (and has since gotten new art that's not nearly as suggestive).
330** It also gives us the [[https://www.sarna.net/wiki/File:Mackie.jpg Mackie]], with an even more unfortunately placed pair of medium lasers.
331** And then there's [[https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=2bpcaA3F&id=C9E33E767353B3C3E2FBF970BC31A662F8B3A864&thid=OIP.2bpcaA3FzZ07To0NCNz09wHaIQ&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fs3.amazonaws.com%2fcso-images%2fschemes%2f3_dakeridanidragonfire.jpg&cdnurl=https%3a%2f%2fth.bing.com%2fth%2fid%2fR.d9ba5c680dc5cd9d3b4e8d0d08dcf4f7%3frik%3dZKiz%252bGKmMbxw%252bQ%26pid%3dImgRaw%26r%3d0&exph=491&expw=440&q=dragon+fire+battletech&simid=608052796834016933&FORM=IRPRST&ck=C9CC8F0DCB42107D65F53F14F9887EE6&selectedIndex=5&ajaxhist=0&ajaxserp=0 the Dragon Fire]], which is just ''ridiculous.'' You get no points for guessing which part was changed the most in its redesign.
332** But the real king of this trope in the game is the [[https://www.sarna.net/wiki/File:Stalker_RGilClan_v24.png Stalker]], which combies a suggestive name with a very suggestive shape.
333* Most [[HumongousMecha Titans]] in ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' tend to have sensible weapon placements, but the ''[[http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Imperator-class_Titan?file=Emperor_Titan_2.jpg Imperator]]'' class decided to cram one extra cannon in an undignified location. The Orks' Gargants aren't much better, and though their biggest weapons are called "belly guns," depending on the model they may protrude from fairly law on the Gargant's bulk, or even from beneath its armored skirt. On a more organic note, the [[HordeOfAlienLocusts Tyranids]]' [[LivingWeapon ranged weapon symbiotes]] tend to operate through muscle spasms, spurting liquids, and writhing payloads.
334* The original proposed covers for ''TabletopGame/{{GURPS}}'' 4th edition were not very well received, and the reasons included a rocket launcher in one of the illustrations that quickly became known as the "dildo gun", and an off-brand [[Franchise/StarWars lightsaber]] being held in a rather suggestive manner.
335* The [[HumongousMecha Hunter Mobile Gun]] in ''TabletopGame/{{Rifts}}'' has a small laser gun mounted between its legs to shoot enemies and monsters that get too close. Northern Gun sales reps insist on calling it a "Belly Gun", but nobody is fooled. Worse, an update on the design in a later book went and made the gun ''bigger'', with the option of swapping it out for a railgun or flamethrower.
336* ''TabletopGame/YuGiOh'' has the card Flying Fortress SKY FIRE, a HumongousMecha with a missile rack very strategically placed between its legs. Hilariously enough, this actually triggered the censors when the card was exported, [[https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Card_Artworks:Flying_Fortress_SKY_FIRE and the card's artwork was]] [[{{Bowdlerise}} edited accordingly]].
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340* In the ''Film/TransformersFilmSeries'' toyline, Swindle's cannon is normally [[ChestBlaster mounted in his chest]] while in robot mode, but can be swung down so as to protrude from his crotch. It even "erects" at the push of a button.
341* ''ComicBook/ThePunisher'' shapeshifter toy has a crotch cannon; it was intended to be transformed into a pistol in the same manner as [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Megatron]], but it somehow becomes a crotch cannon instead. It's still technically a "pistol" however.
342* This was allegedly the reason why Hasbro's Oozinator caused such controversy. It was a large squirt gun that was [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything filled with clear white ooze]]. The [[https://web.archive.org/web/20070806132302/http://www.hasbro.com/default.cfm?page=browse&product_id=17359 website's promotional page]] for the product read:
343-->'''Ad:''' Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal globs of gooey]] bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water! It’s a double blast attack that’ll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster, you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!
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347* ''Creator/WilliamShakespeare'', who never shied away from phallic or sexual symbolism, used this trope plenty of times. Probably the most famous example is the suicide of [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet Juliet]]: she kills herself with Romeo's dagger, referring to her body as its "sheath", and in her FinalSpeech she commands it to "let me die", in an era when "death" was slang for an orgasm.
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351* In ''VideoGame/TheAngryVideoGameNerdAdventures'', the Nerd refers to "scrotum guns" trying to kill him during the level "Future Fuckballs 2010". Said level also has phallic missiles.
352* Some iterations of the Pack-a-Punch Machine in ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyZombies'' includes a sign with a Ray Gun with a flaccid barrel followed by one with a straight barrel on a 'wow' background. Lampshaded by ''Creator/SarahMichelleGellar'' on ''Call of the Dead''.
353* The protagonist of Platform/{{Newgrounds}} Flash game ''[[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/428930 CannonCrotch]]'' is basically a recoloured Codpiece from ''Doom Patrol'' (see Comics above) as a stereotypically British secret agent fighting [[StupidJetpackHitler Nazis armed with giant robots and a Hitler clone]].
354* In ''VideoGame/Cyberpunk2077'', you can obtain the "Sir John Phallustiff", a vibrating dildo, after a sexual encounter with Meredith Stout, provided you helped her and nudity censor isn't turned on in game settings. It also causes your controller to vibrate while holding it, and its unique effects are 69% increased crit chance against heads and 69% stun chance on power attack.
355* ''Franchise/DeadRising'':
356** In ''VideoGame/DeadRising2'', the psychopath Randy Tuggman wields a chainsaw that he likes to hold at crotch level and makes pelvic thrusts while revving it.
357** In ''VideoGame/DeadRising3'', the psychopath Dylan Fuentes, who personifies Lust of the SevenDeadlySins, wields a phallic homebrew [[HomemadeFlamethrower flamethrower]] mounted on his crotch, there are two circular tanks, with one holding the fuel while the other had liquid nitrogen, making the weapon resemble cock and balls.
358* ''VideoGame/DeepestSword'': The knight's sword is a phallic symbol. In an attempt at [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything penetrating a dragon's heart]], you [[BiggerIsBetterInBed make your sword longer and longer]], while the dragon's comments with each attempt evolve from [[TeenyWeenie mockery]] to respect and ultimately [[OhCrap fear]] at your sheer length.
359* The box art for ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'' shows a cocky Duke from a [[HitlerCam low angle]], with his smoking gun over his crotch and a female hand grabbing his waist. Yeah… subtle. The Impregnader from ''The Doctor Who Cloned Me'' DownloadableContent takes this [[ExaggeratedTrope Up to Eleven]], it is a portable ''literal'' Phallic Weapon.
360* One of your first weapons in ''VideoGame/DungeonMunchies'' is a long, hard, sturdy tree branch obtained by removing it from a sentient tree, who had it growing from a... suspect area of its trunk.
361* In ''VideoGame/{{Dystopia}}'', another heavy kills people with a [[http://www.dystopia-game.com/wiki/images/d/de/Dys_mk2_Corp_Heavy.jpg white stream of ions]].
362* In ''Franchise/TheElderScrolls'' series lore, "Muatra" is the name of the spear used by Dunmeri [[PhysicalGod Tribunal Deity]] Vivec. It is rather strongly implied to be a ''literal'' case of this trope, particularly in Vivec's ''36 Lessons'' [[InGameNovel book series]], crossing over with ICallHimMisterHappy and ICallItVera. In the ''Lessons'', he uses it to kill his monster children (sired with [[GodOfEvil Molag Bal]]) and to have sex with fellow Tribune Almalexia, amongst other things. Granted, Vivec is a notoriously UnreliableNarrator, who later admits that [[BlatantLies some of his sermons are false]], and is a master of using the MetaphoricallyTrue trope.
363* ''VideoGame/EscapeVelocity Override'': The [[https://evn.fandom.com/wiki/Igazra Igazra]] is an alien capital ship that looks almost exactly like a giant red and yellow dong.
364* ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFuckboys'' has the Dragon Dildo, a recurring InfinityPlusOneSword. The description of the first one calls you out on it:
365--> ''Wow. You dirty, depraved piece of shit.''
366** The third game introduces two other variants of the Dragon Dildo: the Hydra Dildo, usable by Golden Freddy in Act 2, which was described as "a three-headed Dragon Dildo", and Act 3 features the Scylla Dildo, described as an "insanely powerful mystical dildo from mythical times".
367* ''VideoGame/GourmetWarriors'' have a hovering robot boss with half a body, whose lower part is a gigantic syringe sticking out of it's crotch as it tries stabbing you with it.
368* In ''VideoGame/HorizonZeroDawn'', the protagonist controls ("overrides") machines by stabbing them in sensitive areas with her spear. One of a Grazer machine's areas is very close to their butt. Also, you know where to get upgrades to this ability because after the climactic battle of a Cauldron, a big tower of metal and wires rises out of the floor.
369* Taken to the extreme in ''VideoGame/JohnnyRocket'', a minimalist indie game who parodies other RunAndGun games of it's kind. The last boss has a Gatling gun attached to his duck and spends the while battle firing bullets everywhere in a manner reminiscent of ''peeing''. [[https://youtu.be/f1eV0V82wxY?t=193 Yes, really]].
370* A quote from Kreia about the lightsaber in ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublicIITheSithLords'': "For the male, it seems to have inordinate importance. But we shall leave such male preoccupations for philosophers and cultural historians."
371* Rather subverted in ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword'' when the legendary Master Sword is revealed to be literally female--specifically, a spirit named Fi.
372* When visiting the Citadel for the first time in ''Videogame/MassEffect1'', the crew of the almost tiny FragileSpeedster ''Normandy'' is deeply impressed when passing TheBattlestar ''Destiny Ascension'', the biggest warship in the entire galaxy. Which leads pilot Joker to one of his usual moments of snarking:
373-->'''Ashley:''' Look at the size of that ship!\
374'''Joker:''' Well, size isn't everything.\
375'''Ashley:''' Why so touchy, Joker?\
376'''Joker:''' I'm just saying: You have to have firepower, too!
377** He gets to ''prove'' it too--[[spoiler:he and the Normandy get to deliver the killing blow to Sovereign]].
378** Though ironically, the shape of the Destiny Ascension is far more feminine than most other warship designs.
379* A nice Renegade response from Female Shepard at Omega from ''Videogame/MassEffect2'':
380-->'''Merc Recruiter:''' Well, aren't you sweet? You're in the wrong place, honey. Strippers' quarters are that way.
381-->'''Shepard:''' [''pulling out her gun''] Show me yours, tough guy. I'll bet mine's bigger.
382* [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/444899 This "Mecha Dress-up" flash game]] gives you an achievement for building a robot with a minigun between its legs; the achievement's description is "why would you put it ''there?!''"
383* ''Franchise/MegaMan'':
384** The mini-boss Hell Crusher of ''VideoGame/MegaManX3''. Its main attack consists of running over the player to crush him against the wall and pierce with a giant spike, which is located under its torso and between its two threadmills (which essentially function as legs in this case).
385** Rospark from ''VideoGame/MegaManZX Advent'', in his humanoid flower form, has a very pink phallic rod in between his legs, alongside another one jutting out of his head, that he uses to discharge electric blasts. He also has some homosexual undertones, given from how he enjoys fighting Grey and treating Ashe like she's full of cooties. Oh, and [[BaraGenre he's a rose.]]
386* ''VideoGame/MetalGear'':
387** In ''Videogame/MetalGearSolid'', Revolver Ocelot is the AnthropomorphicPersonification of this trope. Just listen to his speeches about "slamming a long silver bullet into a well-greased chamber" when reloading.... In ''2'', he keeps the gun holstered over his crotch.
388** Where does DepravedBisexual Vamp keep his favorite blade? Exactly where you'd think.
389** Many Metal Gears have weapons between their legs:
390*** Metal Gear D has a rotary cannon mounted between its legs.
391*** Metal Gear REX has a crotch-mounted laser. Especially funny in ''4'' where one of its special moves is to spray it violently over RAY.
392*** Metal Gear KODOQUE in ''VideoGame/MetalGearAcid'' has an gender inversion, with a vagina-shaped laser.
393* In ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes'' and its sequels, Travis's Beam Sword recharges through shaking a dynamo within it. The way Travis charges it, however, has him holding the sword in front of his pelvic area, pointing outwards and slightly upwards, and him vigorously shaking it back and forth panting heavily, making it look amazingly like masturbation. As Travis is vulnerable when he's recharging, and the sword's power frequently runs out in the heat of battle, you'll most often see Travis performing this animation in a remote corner, facing a wall. To make it even more obvious, the second game's charge meter for the sword looks like a red exclamation mark with a face that stands erect when the gauge is full and starts to flop more and more the emptier it gets.
394** Special mention also to Destroyman and his WaveMotionGun codpiece. And he fires it while doing a pelvic thrust.
395* In ''VideoGame/ResidentEvilTheDarksideChronicles'', Alexia Ashford ''herself'' is one.
396* In ''VideoGame/TheSaboteur'', Sean meets up with [[AllPsychologyIsFreudian Freudian psychologist]] Felix Kwong, who muses on the psycho-sexual underpinnings of Nazi ideology. In one mission, he tasks Sean with destroying a massive howitzer gun to demoralize the Nazis, describing the weapon as a monument to their "sexual dominance".
397-->'''Dr. Kwong:''' The cannon's massive barrel thrusts into the sky above Paris like an engorged pillar of masculine flesh... while the women of the city tremble in the eclipsing shadow.
398* The [[GagPenis Penetrator]] melee weapon in ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird''. It's an over-sized dildo. The in-game description says it all:
399--> The absurdity of a sex toy with the lethality of a baseball bat.
400** Naturally, it makes a return in the even more ludicrous ''VideoGame/SaintsRowIV'', this time in purple, [[{{ComicBook/Watchmen}} Dr. Manhattan glowing blue]], and candy cane. The description for the candy cane version:
401--> Our weapon artists need professional help.
402** ''Enter the Dominatrix'' is generous with this, but the greatest stand-out is the Dildozer, a BDSM-themed [[TankGoodness tank]] with a blatantly penis-shaped main turret and matching coaxial machine gun.
403* Mirai from ''VideoGame/SenranKagura'' summons weapons from under her dress, mainly an anti-material rifle.
404* ''VideoGame/ShadowsOfTheDamned'' does this constantly, with a phallic gun that grows into new forms and firing modes, and turrets that are even more obviously phallic than your normal weapon. The gun also talks and makes endless dirty jokes. And it's final form? A ''two-meter long'' magnum loaded by pressing your gun next to a sex phone hotline, and it's called-
405--> '''Garcia Hotspur''': '''TASTE MY BIG BONER'''!
406* ''Franchise/SilentHill'':
407** ''VideoGame/SilentHill2'''s main antagonist, Pyramid Head, has a long phallic blade as a main weapon. This ties into the fact that all of the villains are metaphorically connected to James, usually by sexual undertones...
408** In ''VideoGame/SilentHill3'', the Closers can impale Heather through the crotch with their phallic arm blades as a FinishingMove.
409* "Hey Vyse, my cannon is bigger than yours!" -- Vigoro, ''VideoGame/SkiesOfArcadia'' (he showed up in a ship with a huge freaking cannon mounted on it).
410* ''VideoGame/StarControl'' has the [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Syreen]], a mostly-female race, use ships that look like vibrators. They're even ribbed and are called ''Penetrator''s. It's not clear if they've always been this sex-obsessed, or if it's the recent shortage of men (out of about 10,000 survivors of their race, only 500 are male).
411* In ''VideoGame/SunsetOverdrive'', the Flaming Compensator is this. As it has two feeding mechanisms that look like testicles. It's actually a reference to compensating for having a small penis, with big balls.
412* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'': The Engineer's buildings (the voice clips describes setting one up as "erecting", and a typical Engineer is always hunched over one and beating it which his wrench--which, in the case of the gunslinger, is a robot hand) and the Medic's Medigun (held at waist level, has a big black thick barrel, shoots streams of team-colored energy, vibrates; popping an uber when nothing is shooting at you is considered the equivalent of a premature ejaculation) are treated as such by fans. Heavy's various miniguns are uniformly enormous and often held at his exact groin level. He's also ''incredibly'' attached to them [[ICallItVera to the point of naming all his guns]]. It's not hard to get this sort of vibe off them. Notably, in his huge meaty hands and offset by his equally meaty bulk, his shotguns feel positively tiny by comparison.
413* In ''VideoGame/TouhouChireidenSubterraneanAnimism'', one of Koishi's shot types is heart shapes that fly point-first around the screen with a large smoke trail. The shape of the heart thus resembles the head of a penis, with the trail as the shaft. Koishi's attacks are based heavily on Freudian psychology theories about the subconscious mind. [[FreudWasRight The fans noticed]].
414* In ''VideoGame/{{Xenosaga}}'', the Golem type of Gnosis has an energy shooting weapon where their genitals should be.
415* Mentioned by name in the obscure first-person arena-shooter ''VideoGame/{{XS}}''. All of the contenders in the game are given biographies, which may include audio logs from an arena physician or the local psychologist. One of the contenders is a large {{Snake Pe|ople}}rson, in the sense that he has a snake's head and lower body, but a scaly humanoid torso. He favors [[ShotgunsAreJustBetter a shotgun]]. The (female) psychologist actually gets upset at the excess of phallic imagery and declares him a "Freudian mess who uses his gun to spew all over the audien--" at which point she is cut off by the interviewer hurriedly turning off the microphone.
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419* As the ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'' between [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 He-Man]] and [[WesternAnimation/ThunderCats1985 Lion-O]] features two muscular, scantily-clad men wielding huge swords, one of which extends, the phallic weapon jokes were pretty much inevitable:
420-->'''He-Man:''' Back off, feline, you are clearly not equipped to--\
421''[Lion-O's Sword of Omens [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything grows longer]]]''\
422'''He-Man:''' ''[[[AmbiguouslyGay in a very pleased tone]]]'' Ooooooh!
423* ''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss'': As revealed in episode six, Blitzo owns a rocket launcher named "My Dick," with a rocket named "Pussy Destroyer."
424--> '''Blitzo:''' Ah, yeah! Gettin' hard holding this motherfucker!
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428* [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/1445/ This]] ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' comic.
429* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''. Castle Heterodyne is acting as ShipperOnDeck for Gilgamesh Wulfenbach, pointing out that he comes from a powerful family, is already smitten with her, and packs a very powerful DeathRay. As Agatha has a thing for death rays, the last one gives her pause.
430-->'''Castle:''' Heh heh, all the Wulfenbach sparks were known for their over-sized machinery you know.
431* Winter in ''Webcomic/{{Girly}}'' fights with a giant dildo.
432* '''Don't''' insinuate this to Vulcan Raven in ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound''.
433-->'''Raven:''' I don't think we've been introduced. My name's Vulcan Raven. And this here's m'gun.\
434'''Ninja:''' So... small dick, huh?\
435'''Raven:''' Congratulations! Your death will be an extra 25% more painful.
436* Lampshaded and gender-inverted in [[http://oglaf.com/glamazon-way/ this]] (SFW) ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'' strip, where a "Glamazon" criticizes a female warrior's sword for being a phallic weapon, and claims that women should be using engulfing weapons like the whip, net, lasso and... [[RingsOfDeath throwing]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick anus]].
437-->'''AltText:''' The Glamazons don't follow fashion -- they set traps for it and wear its shiny pelt.
438* {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d in ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''. When [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0308.html Roy has his sword repaired]], Durkon calls him out for being too much excited about it. The strip is titled "Sword Envy".
439* In Webcomic/{{SSDD}} the Collective of Anarchist States builds a superweapon, the “Tower of Babel,” that multiple characters note looks like a skyscraper-sized penis. When one character dismisses the possibility that they intentionally made it look phallic the comic cuts to the tower crew using dick-related euphemisms for it.
440* In ''Webcomic/SwordCatPrincess'', Kathryn fights with either a pair of katanas or a two-handed omega battle sword. She used the latter to phallic effect in [[http://swordcatprincess.thecomicseries.com/comics/59/ penetrating the ground]] to try to resist Oberon's telekinetic pull toward his more feminine omega throne. Kathryn also carries an iron railroad spike to ward off faeries; she [[http://swordcatprincess.thecomicseries.com/comics/55/ penetrates Julia's heart with it]].
441* Paul Rudd in ''Webcomic/WeenieLicked'' has at least two weenie-based weapons.
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445* One web video on the ''Website/{{Cracked}}'' website has a panel discussing the possibility that James Barrie, the creator of ''Literature/PeterPan'', might have been a ''little'' too fond of children. They then run with this theory and interpret everything long and pointed in the [[WesternAnimation/PeterPan 1953 Disney movie]] as a phallic symbol of some sort -- everything from pine trees to Captain Hook's sword.
446* [[TheGunslinger Percy]] from ''WebVideo/CriticalRole'' managed to avoid jokes about his guns for 27 Episodes, but they couldn't put it off forever. After the List misfires twice in one encounter in Episode 28, he says "I swear, this never happens to me."
447* During his "[[https://youtu.be/-As3w9Hhl88&t=570s Minecraft Speedrun World Record 1.15]]" video, while enchanting his diamond sword with a Looting III book, LetsPlay/{{Dream}} takes a precious couple of seconds off his speedrun to rename the sword "penis" at Sapnap's request.
448* A name-based example occurs on the ''WebVideo/DreamSMP'', where [[Characters/DreamSMPDream Dream]]'s enchanted, arrow-loaded crossbow is named "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial DEFINITELY NOT]] PENIS".
449* Literalized in ''It's Always Time'': Strawberry Banana (a.k.a. SB) (she's made of Jell-O; ItMakesSenseInContext) is a woman with a penis. A ''detachable'' penis. And when she detaches it, it turns into a sword.
450* The ''[[TabletopGame/{{Pathfinder}} Jade Regent]]'' RPG Actual Play podcasts from Podcast/{{RPGMP3}} feature a weapon called [[NamedWeapons Oathtaker]]. During their travels, the adventurers [[RobbingTheDead stumbled across]] this magical ''tetsubo'' (a [[CarryABigStick huge Oriental bludgeoning weapon]]). Apart from its obvious uses, it can also force people under a [[MagicallyBindingContract Blood Geas]]. It's currently wielded by Harold Shinken, who discovered that the Viking women of the [[GrimUpNorth Linnorm Kingdoms]] were [[ChickMagnet very impressed]] by the weapon's... craftsmanship.
451* ''WebVideo/TheKeyOfAwesome''. In the Space Girl episode "Pseudopods!", the evil [[BrainInAJar Dr. Brain]] threatens to launch his doomsday rocket, only for it to fall over limply. The aliens he's threatening can [[LetsMockTheMonsters barely suppress their laughter]] and suggest he might be CompensatingForSomething.
452-->'''Dr Brain:''' Surrender now or my Titan rocket will penetrate your defenses. What good are your Freudian analyses in the face of my long red rocket...I don't mean it that way...surrender now or [[DiggingYourselfDeeper my punishment will be stiff indeed...]]
453* ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:'' Taken to its logical extreme in "Old vs New: Cinderella," when [[TestosteronePoisoning Devil Boner]] threatens Benny with a phallic {{BFG}} strapped to his crotch, which he calls "Johnson Justice."
454-->'''Devil Boner:''' Now open your mouth, [[DoubleEntendre I'm gonna give you the finishing blow!]]
455* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xianxingzhe Xianxingzhe]] (先行者, better known as Senkousha in Japanese), China's first humanoid bipedal robot, was known online for (among other things) having protruding joints near its crotch. Due to the camera angle in its reveal, many Japanese netizens mocked its uncanny resemblance to a WaveMotionGun crotch cannon. Some time afterward, Aoshima Bunka Kyozai released a model kit based on the Xianxingzhe robot in July 2002 in the Japanese magazine ''Netrun'', which prominently featured what they called a [[http://www.geocities.jp/shakabe8/yb/old/pack.jpg a "Chinese Cannon"]] (中華キャノン) -- a crotch cannon firing a rocket. This led to websites like Platform/{{Pixiv}} picking up the term "Chinese Cannon" as shorthand for phallic weapons.
456* An over-the-top feminist review of ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'' uses this in a ridiculously contrived analysis regarding the misogynist implications of shooter games. It then praised ''Portal'' for its feminist aspects, which included the portals' semblance to a vagina.
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460* The Fire Nation drill in ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''. Definitely [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything reminds you of something]] once it's actually being put to use.
461* In the MGM cartoon ''WesternAnimation/BlitzWolf'', after a cannon fires, it goes limp. It gets fed "Vitamin B-1" and suddenly becomes erect and starts rapidly shooting nonstop.
462* There was a Creator/{{Disney}} WartimeCartoon made to drum up support for the troops during UsefulNotes/WorldWarII. One scene features a cannon being loaded, only to [[PatheticDroopingWeapon go limp]] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything after running out of ammo]].
463* In ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuyPresentsLaughItUpFuzzball'', Obi-Wan, played by Herbert, first has his lightsaber limped. After seeing Luke Skywalker, played by Chris, his lightsaber becomes erect.
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