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| 15 | [[caption-width-right:300:[[Film/TheSisterhoodOfTheTravelingPants Pants]] may travel, but [[Webcomic/StickyDillyBuns sex]] apparently doesn't.]] |
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| 17 | ->''"Hmm. You know, curiously enough, the X-rated version had the same name."'' |
| 18 | -->-- '''[[Creator/MikeNelson Mike J. Nelson]]''', Podcast/RiffTrax of ''Film/Terminator3RiseOfTheMachines'' |
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| 20 | Virtually every popular mainstream movie or TV show will have its title and the rudiments of its plot morphed into a porn video. This fact of adult entertainment is even more certain than death and taxes. It's mandated pursuant to the provisions of RuleThirtyFour. |
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| 22 | The porn industry really only has one product to sell. That's graphic depictions of people having sex. Naturally this makes things very competitive with each production company looking for an edge in the marketplace. The gay porn industry has its ''members'' always trying to ''stick out'', while the straight porn industry is always trying to find a niche to ''[[HurricaneOfPuns squeeze into]]''. So much like Hollywood itself, it [[FollowTheLeader exploits that which is already successful]]. |
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| 24 | There are entire web sites dedicated to listing actual porn ripoffs of popular media -- most of them NotSafeForWork, naturally. And, most of the time, [[ShallowParody the only connection to the original work is the title]]. |
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| 26 | Parody porn, by and large, was most popular during the late 70s into the 80s, when porn required a visit to an adult 'theater' or 'bookstore,' and so places to show movies were limited. With the advent of home video and the Internet, most porn does not bother with such niceties as plot, and instead has titles consisting of any of the following: (Race) (Sexual Orientation) (Other Defining Characteristic of Participants) (Optional Fetishes) (Acts Performed) ([[NumberedSequels Number In Series]]), the only fixed order generally being the number. For example, ''Interracial MILF Gangbang 14''. However, those titles rarely lend themselves to humor and aren't much fun to talk about. |
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| 28 | Some major studios[[note]]We're not going to name them; look for yourself if you're interested[[/note]] and even VR sites started producing porn parodies in greater numbers in the 2010s, although it's still a niche compared to the PornWithoutPlot they mainly distribute. This coincided with the rise of {{Superhero}} movies and other sci-fi and fantasy genre works like ''Series/GameOfThrones''. As of 2023, basically any mainstream work can expect to get this treatment, making it a PopularityPolynomial. If it's a ''really'' popular property, different studios will even start competing to release their own parodies. |
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| 30 | It's also a common game to take normal media titles and see how many porn titles they can be twisted into. |
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| 32 | Curiously, part of the porn industry's actually started to make higher-budget, better-made parodies, which recreate the works they spoof with careful attention to detail... but tend to reject parody titles and simply add a simple "This Ain't" prefix or "A XXX Parody" suffix to the original title. |
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| 34 | See also RuleThirtyFour. PunBasedTitle in action. RuleOfFunny is also involved; why have a potentially {{squick}}y actual porn title when you could have one of these and get a small laugh? Compare TheMockbuster, which usually lacks the naughty bits. |
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| 36 | See PornNames for the pornification of the actors' names. Also see EuphemisticNames for general media. |
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| 38 | !Administrivia/InUniverseExamplesOnly: |
| 39 | |
| 40 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 41 | |
| 42 | [[folder:Anime & Manga]] |
| 43 | * The H-anime ''Eroge!'' centers on an H-game enthusiast hired by a small company to help them produce a successful game. His critique of the head writer is that her work lacks eroticism, so he offers to lend her some of his hentai anime; they include such titles as ''[[Manga/AttackOnTitan Attack on Titanic Tits]]'' and ''[[Manga/ACertainScientificRailgun A Certain Abandoned Prison's Electric Chair]]''. |
| 44 | * ''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt'' has these every other title, unless they decide to go with a plain old {{Parody Name|s}}. |
| 45 | [[/folder]] |
| 46 | |
| 47 | [[folder:Card Games]] |
| 48 | * One of the fictitious anime titles mentioned in the Steve Jackson card game ''[[TabletopGame/ChezGeek Chez Dork]]'' is ''[[Anime/DominionTankPolice Domination Spank Police]]''. |
| 49 | [[/folder]] |
| 50 | |
| 51 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 52 | * In ''Comicbook/{{Transmetropolitan}}'', [[IntrepidReporter Spider Jerusalem's]] enemies try to make people stop taking him seriously by putting out a porn flick called ''I Hump It Here'' (the title of his column being "I Hate It Here"). Technically that wasn't his enemies, just all kinds of opportunists flocking to the money-making machine - after Spider's assistant Yelena sold them license to use his name and likeness. Spider wasn't amused. |
| 53 | * Creator/GarthEnnis loves these. In both '''Chronicles of Wormwood''' and '''Kev''' there is a scene with a lot of porn videos on display with such titles as ''[[Film/TheHuntForRedOctober The Hunt for Red Cocktober]]'', ''[[Series/StarskyAndHutch Starsky and Crotch]]'', ''[[Film/Daredevil2003 Baredevil]]'', and so on. |
| 54 | * In a comic by Michael Kupperman, an old man grants a boy special powers when he says SKREWPA, which is an [[FunWithAcronyms acronym]]... |
| 55 | -->'''Old Man:''' The '''S''' is for ''[[Film/TermsOfEndearment Sperms of Endearment]]''! The '''K''' is for ''[[Film/KingKong King Dong]]''! The '''R''' is for ''[[Film/RomancingTheStone Romancing the Bone]]''! The '''E''' is for ''[[Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial E.T.3: The Extra Testicle]]''! The...\ |
| 56 | '''Billy:''' ?! Those are all porn movie titles!\ |
| 57 | '''Old Man:''' I've been in this cave alone too long... I've forgotten the real list... |
| 58 | * ''Silex and the City'' has primitive porno films titled ''Diplodocul'' ("Diplodocass") and ''La famille Pierrafuck'' ("The Fuckstones"). |
| 59 | * Film/NationalLampoon Films: |
| 60 | ** In the ''Belch Dimensional Lampoon's Cross-Country Vacation'' [[StoryArc arc]], one of the male characters spends the team's last dime charging hours of porno to the motel room they're staying in. He's called out on it by [[TheSmurfettePrinciple the one girl in the group]] and can only offer up an "but I'm so lonely" defense. Said films have such titles as ''[[Film/Titanic1997 Tight Ass Lick]]'', ''[[Film/JurassicPark Your Ass Fucked Park]]'', and ''[[Film/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone Hairy Pussy and the Sorcerer's Boner]]''. |
| 61 | ** In an earlier story a [[CutawayGag comic cutaway]] shows the friends planning to rent ''Film/MenInBlack'' for movie night; however, because of his bad eyesight, one of the gang accidentally picks up the porn version, "''Men in '''Blacks'''''". When they play the video, shock and hilarity ensues, including one of the boys [[VomitDiscretionShot leaning over the back of the couch to throw up]]. |
| 62 | * ''ComicBook/SexCriminals'' has a scene involving an in-universe porn movie (one of the films that a character starred in) called ''The Licked + The Divine'', which is a porn version of the real-world comic ''ComicBook/TheWickedAndTheDivine''. Things got even more metafictional when the "remix" issue of ''The Wicked + The Divine'' used panels from the ''Sex Criminals'' scene to depict [[spoiler:Woden hiring sex workers to act as lookalikes for the female Pantheon members]]. |
| 63 | * In ''ComicBook/{{Cavewoman}}: It's a Girl's Life'', Carrie shows Meriem and Mona a porno called ''[[Film/{{Grease}} Greased]]'' at their SlumberParty. Afterwards, Mona comments "I'll never think about 'hand jive' the same way again". |
| 64 | [[/folder]] |
| 65 | |
| 66 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 67 | * The NSFW ''[[WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir]]'' fic ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/28672635 Friendly Touching]]'' has Adrien and Marinette watching (for laughs) a porn video called "Ladyslut and Cock Noir". |
| 68 | -->"Cock Noir! The akuma’s invaded my pussy! I need you to destroy it!" |
| 69 | -->"Cockaclysm!" |
| 70 | * In the ParodyFic ''ALIEN!!!'' the crew of the Nostromo mention ''Synthetic Debbie does Captain Dallas''. |
| 71 | [[/folder]] |
| 72 | |
| 73 | [[folder:Films -- Animation]] |
| 74 | * In ''WesternAnimation/{{Coraline}}'', the home of two retired actresses has many posters of {{burlesque}} shows based on Creator/WilliamShakespeare plays, such as ''[[Theatre/JuliusCaesar Julius Sees Her]]'' and ''Theatre/{{King Le|ar}}er''. This is a reference to the [[TruthInTelevision real-life phenomenon]] of burlesque performers getting around obscenity laws by reciting from these plays during their acts. |
| 75 | [[/folder]] |
| 76 | |
| 77 | [[folder:Films -- Live-Action]] |
| 78 | * Referenced in ''Film/BackToTheFuture1''. One of the movies playing at the porno theater in the rundown town square of 1985 is titled ''Orgy, American Style'', a title parody of the TV anthology series ''Series/LoveAmericanStyle''. On the DVD's audio commentary, Bob Gale stated that he was unsure whether there was an actual movie with that title, but said there probably was. [[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3626382/ There is.]] |
| 79 | * Podcast/RiffTrax: |
| 80 | ** For ''Film/TheIslandOfDrMoreau1996'', Mike speculates that the porn version is called ''The Thighland of Dr. More-O''. |
| 81 | ** In the one for ''Film/BatmanAndRobin'', Mike is quick to ask Kevin if he's sure he didn't accidentally rent "''Butt''man and Robin" during the LockAndLoadMontage at the beginning of the movie. Kevin reassures him that there's no way he'd make that mistake a third time. |
| 82 | * In ''Film/DirtyWork'', the protagonists work at a movie theater and get revenge on their abusive manager by replacing ''Film/MenInBlack'' with the creatively named ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Men In Black Who Like To Have Sex With Each Other]]''. |
| 83 | -->'''Screen Voice # 1:''' Look! An alien! |
| 84 | -->'''Screen Voice # 2:''' Yeah. We'd better have sex with each other. |
| 85 | -->'''Screen Voice # 1:''' Hey! This alien looks just like a hot guy! |
| 86 | -->'''Screen Voice # 2:''' You're right. We'd better have sex with him. |
| 87 | ** Lessee... ''In Black Men'' - was that so hard? |
| 88 | ** On one episode of ''Series/TheDrewCareyShow'', Drew's dad accidentally rents gay porn for Oswald's bachelor party... the title? ''Film/{{Men in B|lack}}ack''. |
| 89 | *** Didn't that collection also include ''The Courtship of Eddie's Finger'', and ''[[Film/ThreeMenAndABaby Three Men and a Maybe]]''? |
| 90 | * That Creator/BenStiller film ''Film/TheHeartbreakKid2007'' where he had to give Carlos Mencia's character a nudie vid titled ''[[Film/RememberTheTitans Remember the Tight Ones]]''. |
| 91 | * Inverted with ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut'' which took its name from John Bobbit's porn film. |
| 92 | ** Similarly, ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy'' gets its title from the documentary ''Pornstar: The Legend of Ron Jeremy''. |
| 93 | * In ''Film/ZackAndMiriMakeAPorno'', Zack meets a guy at a party, and learns that he's an actor: |
| 94 | -->'''Zack:''' Look at you! Anything I've seen? What movies?\ |
| 95 | '''Brandon:''' Oh, all sorts of movies with all-male casts.\ |
| 96 | '''Zack:''' All-male casts? Like "''Theatre/GlengarryGlenRoss''"? Like that?\ |
| 97 | '''Brandon:''' Like ''Glen and Gary Suck Ross's Meaty Cock and Drop Their Hairy Nuts in His Eager Mouth.''\ |
| 98 | '''Zack:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint ...is that like a sequel]]?\ |
| 99 | '''Brandon:''' Sort of. [[InsistentTerminology A reimagining]]. |
| 100 | ** Then there's their decision to call their own film ''Star Whores''... |
| 101 | ** Everyone is a bit weirded out by Delaney's vehement insistence that the final movie in their trilogy must be called ''Revenge of the Shit: The All-Anal Finale''. |
| 102 | * ''Film/TheAuteur'' is a pastiche of both obsessive and unstable auteurs and these. Pornographic film producer/director Arturo Domingo -- roughly [[CompositeCharacter equal parts]] Creator/FrancisFordCoppola, Creator/WernerHerzog, and Creator/GerardDamiano -- is an uncompromising artist whose penetrating vision has resulted in such masterpieces of erotic filmmaking as ''[[Film/FiveEasyPieces Five Easy Nieces]]'', ''[[Literature/RequiemForADream Requiem for a Wet Dream]]'' and ''[[Film/FightClub Dyke Club]]''. During the filming of his seminal masterwork '' Film/{{Full Metal Jack|et}}off'' (actually a parody of ''Film/ApocalypseNow''), problems with filming, strained relations with his wife, and ExecutiveMeddling cause a breakdown. He attempts to rise back to prominence with his most ambitious and epic project to date: ''[[Film/GangsOfNewYork Gang Bangs of New York]]''. |
| 103 | * ''Film/CecilBDemented'': "''Some Kind of Happiness''? I've already filmed it. Only my version is called ''Some Kind of Horniness''." |
| 104 | * In ''Film/TheFortyYearOldVirgin'', the films in the protagonist's PornStash have titles such as ''[[Film/SchoolOfRock School of Cock]]''. Which actually does exist, to absolutely no one's surprise. |
| 105 | * ''Film/TromeoAndJuliet'' has a PornStash going after other Shakespeare plays with ''[[Theatre/JuliusCaesar Et Tu, Blow Job]]'', ''[[Theatre/TheMerchantOfVenice The Merchant of Penis]]'', ''[[Theatre/AsYouLikeIt As You Lick It]]'', and ''[[Theatre/MuchAdoAboutNothing Much To Do About Humping]]''. This last, interestingly, has substituted a different sexual innuendo [[GetTheeToANunnery for the one that was already in the title of the original]]. |
| 106 | * ''Film/ASerbianFilm'' [[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1273235/trivia?tab=mc& has a few]], given the protagonist is a former porn star. ''[[Film/ApocalypseNow Acockalypse Now]]'', ''[[Film/HannibalRising Hanniballs Rising]]'', ''[[Film/RumbleInTheBronx Rumble in the Cocks]]'', ''[[Film/PenniesFromHeaven Penis From Heaven]]'', ''[[Film/TopGun Top Crotch]]'', ''[[VideoGame/CallOfDuty Cock of Duty]]'' [[note]]the last one's not even a movie![[/note]]... |
| 107 | * ''Film/StanHelsing'' has a ton of punny porn titles as the eponymous Stan is a video store clerk. |
| 108 | * In the short film ''Tomorrow Calling'' (an adaptation of ''The Gernsback Continuum'' by Creator/WilliamGibson), the protagonist is watching porn as PsychicStatic. However he rejects one titled ''[[Franchise/StarTrek Cream Me Up, Spotty]]'' (with a cover showing a space babe [[BestialityIsDepraved and a Dalmatian]] in {{Fishbowl Helmet}}s.) |
| 109 | * ''Film/MissCongeniality'': The original Miss New Jersey has to step aside as it turns out she'd appeared in a movie called ''[[Film/Armageddon1998 Arma-get-it-on]]'' before entering the pageant. |
| 110 | * ''Film/FortyDaysAndFortyNights'' has ''[[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon]]''. |
| 111 | * ''Film/YouMeAndDupree'' has "[[Film/PacificRim Pacific Rimjob]]" |
| 112 | [[/folder]] |
| 113 | |
| 114 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 115 | * In ''Futurological Congress'' by Creator/StanislawLem, a character called Harvey Simworth gets a passing mention. He's a pornographic writer who tailors classical fairy tales and novels this way. Among his achievements there is ''Literature/AliBaba and the Forty Perverts'' and the "Sex-life" series which include such titles as ''Sex-life of Literature/SnowWhite and the Seven Dwarfs'', ''Sex-life of Literature/HanselAndGretel'' and ''Sex-life of Literature/AliceInWonderland''. |
| 116 | * ''Literature/LittleGreenMen'' has the Yearning Channel, which shows pornographic movies such as ''Space Bimbos from Planet Lust'' twenty-four hours a day. |
| 117 | * In ''Literature/{{Porno}}'' (sequel to ''Literature/{{Trainspotting}}'') a group of people are making a pornography film simply to prove they can. The title of the film is ''Seven Rides for Seven Brothers'', spoofing ''Film/SevenBridesForSevenBrothers''. |
| 118 | * ''Snuff'', by Creator/ChuckPalahniuk, includes an absolute hurricane of parallel porn titles. In other words, a {{Hurricane of|Puns}} {{P|un}}orns. |
| 119 | [[/folder]] |
| 120 | |
| 121 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 122 | * ''Series/{{Life On Mars|2006}}'' had fun with this. In the series 1 finale, CSD finds an illicit porn operation, with such titles as ''[[Film/OnHerMajestysSecretService On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix]]'' and ''[[Film/OnceUponATimeInTheWest Once Upon A Time In Her Vest]]''. The latter enrages DCI Hunt, who is a fan of Westerns. |
| 123 | ** [[AllMenArePerverts Upon finding the illicit pornos, the males of the CID squad all raised their hands to volunteer to go over said pornos.]] |
| 124 | * ''Series/{{CSI}}'': In the episode "Assume Nothing", a murder suspect is ironically saved [[ExposedEmbarrassingPurchase by (reluctantly) mentioning that he was watching a porno PPV at the time of the crime]]: ''Arma-Get-It-On''. Brass at first thought the guy said "Film/Armageddon1998". |
| 125 | * ''Series/{{Friends}}'': |
| 126 | ** In one episode, the guys have free porn. They watch ''Film/{{Good Will Hu|nting}}mping'' and ''[[Film/InAndOut In and Out and In Again]]''. Hard to make ''In & Out'' sound ''more'' like a porn film... just try recommending that film to someone "It's called ''In & Out'' - no, it's nothing like that - it's about this gay teacher... shut up!" |
| 127 | ** In another episode, Ursula uses [[GranolaGirl Phoebe's]] name to appear in ''Sex WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'', ''[[WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget Inspect Her Gadget]]'', ''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffay the Vampire Layer]]'' and ''[[Film/LawrenceOfArabia Lawrence of a Labia]]''. |
| 128 | ** On Monica and Chandler's wedding night, Joey orders porn in the form of, ''[[Film/DrDolittle Dr. Do-me-a-little]]''. |
| 129 | --->'''Joey:''' I was told the name of the movie would ''not'' appear on the bill! |
| 130 | ** In "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends", there's ''[[Film/AClockworkOrange Clockwork Orgy]]''. |
| 131 | * A later ''Series/HomeImprovement'' episode had Brad and Mark distracted by a porno titled ''Film/{{Shakespeare in L|ove}}ust''. |
| 132 | * One TopTenList from ''The Late Show With Creator/DavidLetterman'' was about "Signs You Have Purchased a Bootleg Copy of ''Film/{{Titanic|1997}}''": |
| 133 | -->It's XXX-rated and the first three letters are suspiciously capitalised. |
| 134 | * When [=McGee=] has his identity stolen in an ''Series/{{NCIS}}'' subplot, he is stumped as to what ''Forrest Hump'' could possibly be. |
| 135 | -->'''Tony:''' Well, it's like ''Film/ForrestGump'' with naked people! |
| 136 | * The ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'' episode "Dial 'B' for Virgin" has Al in the adult section of a video store with videos titled ''[[Film/SchindlersList Schindler's Lust]]'', ''[[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Booty and the Beast]]'', ''[[Film/ForrestGump Forrest Hump]]'', ''[[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Silence of the Loins]]'', ''[[Literature/TheJoyLuckClub The Joy Slut Club]]'', and ''[[Film/MrsDoubtfire Mrs. Assfire]]'' (which ''Big'uns'' magazine gave "Two Things Up"). |
| 137 | * In an episode of ''Series/WillAndGrace'', Grace hunts through Manhattan porn stores looking for all the copies of a fetish film Karen acted in when she was younger (''Next to Godliness'') so that she can give them to Karen to save Karen's socialite reputation. In the process, she runs across ''[[Film/DrivingMissDaisy Drive This, Miss Daisy!]]'', ''[[Theatre/FiddlerOnTheRoof Diddler on the Roof]]'', and ''[[Theatre/TheGlassMenagerie The Ass Menagerie]]''. |
| 138 | * ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' runs with this at times. |
| 139 | ** [[http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93cvideo.phtml One sketch]] involved Creator/JeffGoldblum (as himself) in a video store attempting to rent the porn ''[[Theatre/OnGoldenPond On Golden Blonde]]''. |
| 140 | ** In another sketch, host Creator/AdrienBrody and a cast member play the guys who come up with porn titles based on movies. They get to ''Film/ThePianist''...and they got nothing. The Website/SomethingAwful guys later [[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/porn-versions-classic.php?page=5 came up with a very simple solution]]. |
| 141 | ** [[http://snltranscripts.jt.org/97/97awreck.phtml In another]], Creator/SylvesterStallone is told there is a copy of ''Franchise/{{Rambo}}'' in the hands of the dead car accident victim who had spent his last moments trashing the star's films. He's touched that the guy really liked his movies after all until he's told it's really ''Rambone'', the porn version. |
| 142 | * On ''Series/ThirtyRock'': |
| 143 | ** When Tracy moves into Liz's apartment in order to annoy her, he orders ''Film/{{The Curious Case of Benjamin Butt|on}}'' and ''[[Film/{{Amadeus}} I'ma Do Us]]'' on pay-per-view. |
| 144 | ** NBC is later bought by Kabletown, a parody of the cable company Comcast (which actually bought NBC at about the same time). It turns out that Kabletown's business model is basically selling pay-per-view porn, and that subsidizes everything else. Titles available include ''[[Film/{{Avatar}} Ass-atar]]'', ''[[Film/TheHurtLocker The Pert Knockers]]'', ''[[Film/ItsComplicated Tits Complicated]]'', ''[[Literature/TheBlindSide The Hind Side]]'', ''[[Film/UpInTheAir Up in Her Hair]]'', ''Film/{{Sherlock Ho|lmes2009}}mos'', ''[[Film/TheLovelyBones The Lovely Boners]]'', ''[[Film/{{Precious}} Fresh Ass: Based on the Novel "Tush" by Assfire]]'' and ''[[WesternAnimation/CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs Horny With A Chance Of My Balls]]'', and ([[ActorAllusion a nod]] to Creator/AlecBaldwin), ''[[Film/GhostsOfMississippi Ghosts of Missy's Peepee]]''. ''The Lovely Bones'' is about young girls being raped and murdered, so it's [[{{Squick}} not pleasant]] to imagine what the porn equivalent would be like. |
| 145 | * ''Series/TheNewStatesman'' includes a group set up to fight sexual freedoms. During their campaign they watch a large amount of porn, including ''[[Literature/SnowWhite Snow White and The Seven Perverts]]'', causing Piers to get all confused as to why there was a dwarf named Horny. |
| 146 | * In an episode of ''Series/SugarRush'', Stella's lover is heard ordering a porn movie with the title of ''[[Film/ChittyChittyBangBang Chitty Chitty Gang Bang]]''. |
| 147 | * ''Series/{{Psych}}'': As Stumpy complains about the selection of porn on pay-per-view in the "Deez Nups" episode, he lists ''[[Film/ChittyChittyBangBang Chitty Chitty Gang Bang]]'', ''[[Film/BatmanAndRobin Batman & Throbbin]]'' and ''[[Film/HannahAndHerSisters Hannah Does Her Sisters]]''. |
| 148 | * ''Series/InLivingColor'' once ran a spoof ad for ''[[Film/DrivingMissDaisy Ridin' Miss Daisy]]''. Another one has a perverted ''[[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood Mister Rogers]]'' trying to rent some pornos at the video store, including ''[[Film/LorenzosOil Lorenzo's Oil Massage]]''. |
| 149 | * ''Creator/{{MTV}}'s Now What?'' (aka ''The Sausage Factory'') featured an episode where some of the main characters get a job at a video rental store and become the most successful clerks by simply switching the VHS tapes for actual films with their porno equivalents and renting them out to teenagers. One character gets suspicious after a '''very''' happy teenager praises the clerks when he is seemingly returning ''Literature/TheJoyLuckClub.'' The entire scam comes to an end after an angry parent accuses them of selling ''[[Film/TheTerminator The Sperminator]]'' to his son. |
| 150 | * One episode of ''Series/CriminalMinds'' ("The Internet Is Forever") has the [=BAU=] look for people who watched a video of a murder. One viewer had ''[[Film/SchindlersList Schindler's Fist]]'' and ''[[Film/WhiteMenCantJump White Girls Can't Hump]]'' on his hard drive. |
| 151 | * One of Creator/TomSelleck's Celebrity Secrets on ''Series/LateNight With Creator/ConanOBrien'' was "I was pretty upset when I found out that someone made a porno version of my movie ''Film/QuigleyDownUnder''. I was even more upset when I found out that they hadn't changed the name." |
| 152 | * ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''. During Marshall's bachelor party, Barney bought the wrong (i.e., the real) ''Film/DeepImpact''. |
| 153 | * A RunningGag on ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' in the game "Greatest Hits" is that Colin and Ryan will pitch their song compilation as though in an advert interrupting a film, and the film title almost always sounds like one of these: ''Men In Back'', ''[[Series/TouchedByAnAngel Touched By A Hell's Angel]]'', etc. On one occasion Colin couldn't think of anything and just blurted out "We're watching animal porn!" to audience hilarity. He eventually came up with one - ''Mary Had A Little Lamb''. |
| 154 | * One episode of ''Series/TheKevinBishopShow'' featured a sketch in which Creator/TheBBC launched the Red Hot [[MediaNotes/RedButtonInteractive Red Button]] service, which included pornographic versions of all your favourite BBC programmes, including ''[[Series/MatchOfTheDay Snatch of the Day]]'', ''[[Series/AshesToAshes2008 Gashes to Gashes]]'', and ''[[Series/WakingTheDead Wanking the Dead]]''. |
| 155 | * ''Series/TwoPintsOfLagerAndAPacketOfCrisps'' did this with Gaz's books: ''[[Film/LastOfTheMohicans Lust of the Mohicans]]'', ''Theatre/{{Macb|eth}}ff'', and ''[[Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo The Cunt of Monte Cristo]]''. |
| 156 | * An episode of ''Series/{{JAG}}'' had Bud and Harriet staying in a hotel. Bud thought ''Film/FreeWilly'' was on TV...unfortunately for him, it was ''Free THE Willy''. |
| 157 | * There was a ''Series/{{MADtv|1995}}'' sketch that was about a fake ''Film/SavingPrivateRyan'' porno spoof also called ''Saving Ryan's Privates''. [[FanDisservice Hitler is one of the stars]]. The coke-addicted director spouted off a list of similar films he'd done: |
| 158 | -->'''Director:''' Many of my films have been inspired by [[Creator/StevenSpielberg Spielberg]]. When he did ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk'', I did ''Panty Raiders of the Lost Ark''. When he did ''[[Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial E.T.]]'', I did ''Eat Me''. When he did ''Film/{{Jaws}}''... I did ''Jaws''. I just couldn't think of nothing better. |
| 159 | * On ''Series/TheColbertReport'', Stephen says that the movie that the friends of the Boston Marathon bombing suspect watched was probably called ''Osama bin Layin': Ji-hard-on''. |
| 160 | * In the fourth episode of ''Series/DeathValley'', the male star's transformation into a werewolf interrupts the filming of "Two Girls, One Cop". This example is a bit different than most as the original is also porn. |
| 161 | * Played with in ''Series/{{Community}}''; at one point, a minor character is watching what is clearly a porn parody of ''Series/QuantumLeap'', but we never learn what it's called. |
| 162 | * Creator/MargaretCho's short-lived sitcom ''All-American Girl'' had ''[[Film/FreeWilly Free Your Willy]]'' being sold at the bookstore in the first episode. At the end, Margaret's grandmother is seen watching it. |
| 163 | * During their appearance in the 2008 Creator/{{MTV}} Movie Awards, [[Film/WaynesWorld Wayne and Garth]] made a list of porn titles for 2007 and 2008 movies, resulting in titles like ''[[Literature/HortonHearsAWho Horton Hears a Ho]]'', ''[[Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks Alvin In the Chipmunks]]'', and ''[[Film/IAmLegend I Am Legend In Bed]]''. Though #1 was ''Iron Man''. |
| 164 | * One episode of ''Series/{{Roseanne}}'' had ''[[Film/RomancingTheStone Romancing the Bone]]''. |
| 165 | * In the comedy series ''Series/MadeInCanada'', Richard learns that his boss used the outside locations of their historical drama series ''Beaver Creek'' to film an unauthorized porn parody of the show. For obvious reasons, it was given the same name as the original. |
| 166 | * In ''Series/QueerAsFolkUS'', Zack O'Tool, the porn star that Michael and Ted [[ColdTurkeysAreEverywhere arrange for Emmett to meet]] during Emmett's attempt to [[CureYourGays Cure His Gay]], is the star of ''[[Theatre/TwelveAngryMen Twelve Horny Men]]'' and ''[[Theatre/{{Coriolanus}} Coriol-anus]]'' among others. |
| 167 | * ''Series/HeadOfTheClass'': Darlene blackmails Arvin with proof that he rented ''Buns of the Magnificent Seven''. |
| 168 | * In ''Series/Hardware2003'', Mike refers to the ''Literature/KamaSutra'' as "pornography for people who haven't got the guts to go and buy ''[[Film/SavingPrivateRyan Shaving Ryan's Privates]]'' or ''[[Series/TheOfficeUK The Orifice]]''." |
| 169 | * Brazilian group Casseta & Planeta had [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weCcezwm8k0 a skit on adult films (NSFW)]], starting with a member saying a video store had ''[[Film/TheBirdcage The Bugger Cage]]'', ''[[Film/JurassicPark Lesbian Nymphomaniac Jurassic Park]]'' and the classic ''[[Film/GoneWithTheWind Gone Into the Wind, Who Liked It]]''. |
| 170 | * ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''. In "Author, Author", the EMH writes a holo-novel about a holographic doctor on the starship ''Vortex'', who battles against the [[FantasticRacism anti-hologram prejudice]] of its crew. Tom Paris gets back at him by rewriting it as the Starship ''Voyeur'', starring a sleazy doctor who makes out with his hot blonde buxom patient, [[MsFanservice Seven of Nine]]. Makes you wonder [[TheInternetIsForPorn exactly how extensive]] was Tom's [[FanOfThePast study of 20th century movies]]. |
| 171 | * ''Series/{{Endeavour}}'': In "Coda", Morse and Truelove search a car that has a boot full of blue movies with surprisingly highbrow titles, such as ''[[Theatre/MourningBecomesElectra Moaning Becomes Electra]]'' and ''[[Theatre/HeddaGabler Hedda Gobbler]]''. |
| 172 | * ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'', "[[Recap/BrooklynNineNineS5E13TheNegotiation The Negotiation]]": Detective Hitchcock is not familiar with ''Theatre/MyFairLady'' but he knows ''My Bare Lady'' with Eliza [=DoEverybody=] and Leroy Pipe. One narrative line of the episode is a PygmalionPlot as Captain Holt and Terry try to make Hitchcock a more presentable officer. |
| 173 | * ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'' recurring character Brandi Maxx has appeared in ''[[Film/TheIncredibleBurtWonderstone The Incredible Burt Wonder Bone]]'', ''[[Film/AGoodDayToDieHard A Good Guy to Lay Hard]]'', ''[[Film/{{Argo}} Our Goo]]'', ''[[Film/TwentyOneJumpStreet 69 Jump Street]]'' and ''[[Film/FiftyShadesOfGrey Fifty Shaved Old Gays]]''. None of the characters picked up that ''Our Goo'' was a parody of ''Argo'' at first, however. |
| 174 | ** In one episode, Brandi also played ''Leslie'' in an ''in-universe porn parody of the events of the same episode'', opposite a parody of Ron named "Dong Swanson". The title? "[[Film/TooBigToFail Too Big to Nail]]". Given the RunningGag of Brandi idolizing and imitating Leslie, and [[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame her approval filling Leslie with shame]], this was only inevitable. |
| 175 | * ''Series/TheBoys2019'' has Lamplighter deciding to watch porn based on the superhero team The Seven, from the cuckold-themed "Homebanger: Red, White & Anal" to others such as "Deep Does It in the Blowhole", "Queen Maeve the Pleasure Slave", "Translucent and the Invisible Dong", "Big Black Noir" and "Starlight Runs an A-Train". Hughie Campbell, who has been stuck with the unfortunate task of looking after Lamplighter, refuses to watch the latter as he hates A-Train and is dating Starlight. That doesn't make [[BrainBleach watching the others a pleasant experience]]. |
| 176 | * ''Series/{{Frasier}}'': When Frasier is arranging his father's bachelor party Roz recommends a stripper she knows who also does porn and has starred in ''[[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Grinding Nemo]]'' and ''[[Film/{{Seabiscuit}} He-biscuit]]''. |
| 177 | * In one episode of ''Series/UglyBetty'', Betty stays at a hotel and accidentally rents "Ocean's 11 Inches" on pay-per-view. |
| 178 | * Laszlo from ''Series/WhatWeDoInTheShadows2019'' has starred in thousands of pornographic films since the dawn of cinema (being a long-lived vampire). One example shown is a clip from a 1990s porno titled ''[[Series/{{Seinfeld}} Seinf**k]]''. |
| 179 | * ''Series/{{Skins}}'': Chris at one point mentions a porno version of ''Theatre/DrivingMissDaisy'' called "Fisting Miss Daisy". Apparently, it was pretty good. |
| 180 | [[/folder]] |
| 181 | |
| 182 | [[folder:Music]] |
| 183 | * ''Music/InkubusSukkubus'': The ''Heartbeat of the Earth'' album includes the song "Intercourse With The Vampyre", its title a pornified nod to ''Literature/InterviewWithTheVampire''. There's no explicit language, but it's still a cascade of very knowing {{Double Entendre}}s and {{Sexual Euphemism}}s. |
| 184 | [[/folder]] |
| 185 | |
| 186 | [[folder:Podcasts]] |
| 187 | * ''Podcast/TheBrianAndJillShow'' has this whenever porn film critic Sir Phalluster Slideright III makes an appearance. The first time started with Ben & Jerry flavors ("Pop My Cherry Garcia", "Peanut Butter Double D-Cup") and moving on to actual movie titles (''[[Film/BeverlyHillsCop Beaverly Hills Cop]]'', ''[[Film/MenInBlack Men in Black Men]]'' and ''[[Franchise/IndianaJones Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Manboo]]''). |
| 188 | * On one episode of ''Podcast/HouseToAstonish'', Paul O'Brien proposes a porn comic called ''[[Comicbook/AstonishingXMen X-Stonishing Ass Men]]''. He hasn't worked out the details beyond that. |
| 189 | [[/folder]] |
| 190 | |
| 191 | [[folder:Radio]] |
| 192 | * An episode of ''Radio/ThinkTheUnthinkable'' had Sophie going through Jed's DVD collection. As well as another sighting of ''Film/{{Good Will Hu|nting}}mping'', she correctly surmises that his version of ''Film/FreeWilly'' isn't about a whale. |
| 193 | * An Australian skit spoofing the [[MoralGuardians Reverend Fred Nile]] had him entering a video store to make sure they weren't selling anything dirty. A senior citizen with bad eyesight slowly reads out the titles of the movies she's picked off the shelves. As they appear to be family comedies they all get Nile's approval and he leaves. The store owner then rings up the titles which turn out to be porn movies, e.g. ''Film/HerbieGoesBananas'' was actually ''Herpies Goes Bananas''. |
| 194 | [[/folder]] |
| 195 | |
| 196 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 197 | * The ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry'' games often parody this. ''Magna Cum Laude'' is especially full of them - between the porn section of the local video rental store and the nearby adult theater, there are dozens of parody porn titles used as throwaway jokes. Some of the better ones: ''[[Film/LawrenceOfArabia Lawrence of My Labia]]'', ''[[Film/TheGodfather The Rodfather]]'' (created by [[Creator/FrancisFordCoppola Francis Ford Gropella]]), ''[[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Bukkake To The Future]]'', ''[[Film/CloseEncountersOfTheThirdKind Close Encounters of the Behind]]'', ''[[Film/SchindlersList Schindler's Fist]]'', ''[[Film/AnalyzeThis Anal-yze This]]'', and ''[[Film/TermsOfEndearment Terms of Enrearment]]''. That last one actually holds special significance to Larry, and ends up being the springboard for a hilarious post-ending conversation mini-game. |
| 198 | ** While not movies, the names of the [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed movie star-based characters]] in ''Love for Sail'' also deserve a mention; e.g. Creator/{{Drew Bar|rymore}}ingmore, Creator/{{Jamie Lee C|urtis}}oitus, and [[Creator/AnnetteBening Annette Boning]]. |
| 199 | * ''VideoGame/TheLastOfUsPart2'' has a gag involving Ellie coming across a copy of ''Smash Brandi’s Cooch'', which is an obvious reference to ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot'', which Naughty Dog also created. [[HilariousInHindsight Funnily enough]], ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot4ItsAboutTime'' would be announced and released later that year. |
| 200 | * ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'': |
| 201 | ** A subplot in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCity'' has Tommy Vercetti getting involved in the production of a porn parody of ''Film/{{Jaws}}'' titled ''Bite''. Since he's [[FishOutOfTemporalWater just been released from prison after being put away in 1971]], he's puzzled as to how a [[ThreateningShark killer shark]] movie could have become such a hit as to inspire a porno parody. |
| 202 | ** In ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'', the [[{{Gayborhood}} gay section of San Fierro]] (a parody of UsefulNotes/SanFrancisco) has a movie theater with the title ''[[Film/TheWizardOfOz The Wizard of Ass]]'' on the marquee. It's one of the easiest [[CollectionSidequest photo ops]] to find. |
| 203 | * In ''VideoGame/{{inFAMOUS 2}}'', one can find Parallel Porn Titles of various games found on the marquee of the theater, such as ''[[Franchise/AssassinsCreed Assassin's Need (LoveToo)]]'', ''[[VideoGame/HaloReach Hey, Low Reach]]'', ''[[VideoGame/EpicMickey Epic Hickey]]'' and others. |
| 204 | * In ''Sensible Erection RPG'', a large part of the game mechanic centers around finding porn. All of them have interesting titles, like ''[[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon]]''. |
| 205 | * ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 2}}'' had a few features, straight from the Golden Globes Porn Studio in Reno (some already having been used before), including a couple of puns on the series itself; ''Vault Sexteen'' (Vault Sixteen) and ''Pullout: A Post Nuclear Boogaloo'' (''VideoGame/{{Fallout|1}}: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game''). |
| 206 | * While the PC version of ''VideoGame/DukeNukem3D'' had the Million Dollar Theater playing the infamous ''Attack of the Bleached-Blonde Biker Bimbos'', accompanied by a dancing woman on the movie screen, the N64 equivalent had the more subtle parody title ''{{Uranus|IsShowing}} Attacks''. (Playing into Nintendo's extreme censorship towards the game, the movie screen now only displays a spaceship.) |
| 207 | * A CutawayGag mini-game in the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' game has Brian burying a copy of ''[[Film/TheBlairWitchProject The Blair Fist Project]], starring Quagmire''. |
| 208 | * ''VideoGame/BioShockInfinite: Burial at Sea'' features an adult bookstore, where there is an erotic novel titled, "Big Daddy". |
| 209 | * WordOfGod says that a cut line of dialogue from a mission in the ''VideoGame/FreeSpace 2'' mod ''VideoGame/WingCommander Saga'' had a reference to ''Wing Come-At-Her III: Heart of the Muff Diver''. |
| 210 | * A "Binjpipe Bonus" in the credits of ''VideoGame/YouDontKnowJack Full Stream'' features a writer named Brittany saying she wanted to make a Dis Or Dat where the choices were either "''WesternAnimation/SchoolhouseRock'' song about numbers" or "Porno". She didn't write it because she got too scared to search for porn titles. |
| 211 | --> '''Brittany''': Apparently, typing "Only porn titles, please, don't show me porn" in the search engine doesn't work. It still shows you a lot of porn. |
| 212 | * At the start of ''VideoGame/StayTooned'', one of the channels on the TV advertises ''[[Series/TheXFiles The XXX Files: The Naked Truth is out there]]''. Yes, this trope is played completely straight in a kids' game. |
| 213 | [[/folder]] |
| 214 | |
| 215 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 216 | * In ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'''s review of ''VideoGame/SilentHillDownpour'', Yahtzee expresses his desire for the ''Silent Hill'' series to end altogether so that game developers can move on to create new psychological horror [=IPs=], jokingly suggesting "''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Scary Things in Dirty Rooms]]''" as a possible title. In the closing credits, he remarks, "Watch out for the porn parody ''Dirty Things in Scary Rooms''." |
| 217 | * ''WebAnimation/EddieAtTheLMV'' began his review of ''Cult Kids Classics'' with one that he came up with: ''[[Film/ThorRagnarok Phwoar: Raging Cock]]''. |
| 218 | [[/folder]] |
| 219 | |
| 220 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 221 | * ''Bad Gods''' webcomic ''Capybara Brothers'' has [[http://badgods.com/transporners.html an example of the porn title game]]. |
| 222 | * Foster Hearst of ''Scandal Sheet'' finds he has a gift for generating Parallel Porn Titles in his first job after graduation. ''[[Theatre/FiddlerOnTheRoof Diddle Her on the Roof]]'' indeed... |
| 223 | * ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'' had a CrossOver with ''Scandal Sheet'' where Aubrey and Foster discussed the possibility of a ''Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory'' parody, titled ''Willy Wanker and the Fudge Factory''. Then they found out [[ItsBeenDone it had already been done]]. |
| 224 | ** ''Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory'' appears in ''Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere'' as the porn film Paddy decides to act in to get a bit of extra money. He doesn't find out until too late that it's ''gay'' porn. |
| 225 | * ''Webcomic/MenageA3'': |
| 226 | ** The first to be mentioned was ''[[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20081118.html Perry Hotter Part 16: The Wizard's Staff]]''. Later, when readers learned more about the past career of ex-porn-star character Amber and her friend Chanelle, their work turned out to include a number of parodies; ''[[Film/{{Barbarella}} Boobarella]]'' (September 29, 2012, NSFW), ''[[http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/all_of_them Elizabeth & Veronique, Sabrina the Barely Legal Witch]]'', and ''WesternAnimation/{{Kim P|ossible}}ussyble'' and ''[[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0187512/ Spank Her, She's French-Canadian]]'' (November 13, 2012, NSFW). It's possible that these two characters specialised in that part of the business, or that the very geeky character Gary fixated on porn parodies of geeky subjects -- but more likely, those titles just made good jokes in strips that happened to be about porn. |
| 227 | ** Spin-off comic ''Webcomic/StickyDillyBuns'' added ''[[https://pixietrixcomix.com/sticky-dilly-buns/time-to-bond-with-my-sister The Sisterhood In Each Other's Pants]]'' (a parody of ''Literature/TheSisterhoodOfTheTravelingPants'') to Amber's ... body of work. |
| 228 | [[/folder]] |
| 229 | |
| 230 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 231 | * A few in ''Website/{{Cracked}}'': |
| 232 | ** Video: [[http://www.cracked.com/video_16737_do-you-have-what-it-takes-title-porn.html Do you have what it takes to title porn?]] |
| 233 | ** [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16355_the-10-most-misleadingly-pornographic-movie-titles.html The 10 Most Misleadingly Pornographic Movie Titles]] lists movies that could be mistaken for their ''own'' parallel porn title. It even lists which scenes could be kept unchanged. |
| 234 | ** [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-adult-movie-titles-altered-to-be-oscar-contenders/ 6 Movie Titles Altered To Be Oscar Contenders]] inverts this, by taking pornographic movies and changing their titles to non-sexual ones like ''Debbie Does Taxes'' and ''Inside Mecca'', and describing their now sex-free plots. |
| 235 | * [[https://web.archive.org/web/20020601221742/http://www.namethatporno.com:80/home.html Name That Porno]] is a collection of those. |
| 236 | * Website/SomethingAwful.com once had a Photoshop contest where people altered the titles and cover art for ''Literature/HarryPotter'' novels, including "Hairy Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions." |
| 237 | ** They also [[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/classic-films-porn.php had]] [[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/classic-films-porn2.php two]] "Porn Versions of Classic Films" contests. |
| 238 | * In the Music/{{Gorillaz}} interactive online game ''Plastic Beach'', the player can ask 2D if he's bored and 2D informs the player that he has movies to watch. Some of the titles he lists are this trope. He describes them as "a bit random, but very, very, very watchable." |
| 239 | * [[http://www.wikiporno.org/wiki/Best_Porn_Movie_Names WikiPorno's Best Porn Movie Names page]] has a whole bunch of these, and it's incomplete. They don't even have the entire Star Whores series listed. |
| 240 | * ''Website/SFDebris'': In the review for the ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' episode "Out of Gas", Chuck makes a comment on Wash's PornStache. He also rattles off porn title versions of other Creator/JossWhedon shows: ''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy the Vampire Layer]]'', ''[[WebVideo/DrHorriblesSingAlongBlog Dr. Horrible's Super-Long Dong]]'', and ''[[Series/DollHouse Sex-Doll House]]''. |
| 241 | ** For ''Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS3E1Evolution'', Chuck says he couldn't find any footage of ''Film/FieldOfDreams'', so he had to make due with the porn parody, ''Field of Wet Dreams''. He goes on to recommend a few other Creator/JamesEarlJones movies, in particular ''[[Film/TheHuntForRedOctober The Hunt for Ms. October]]'' and ''[[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack The Empire's Got Back]]''. |
| 242 | * Uncyclopedia have a comprehensive list that you'll probably spend a whole day chuckling over. Behold, [[http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Porno_Titles_That_Should_Exist,_But_Don%27t Porno Titles That Should Exist, But Don't]]. |
| 243 | [[/folder]] |
| 244 | |
| 245 | [[folder:Web Videos]] |
| 246 | * The web series ''Watch Blue Movies'' is about a porn studio that specialises in making these kinds of films. You've got ''[[Film/GIJoeTheRiseofCobra G.I. Ho]]'', ''[[Film/TheBourneSeries The Porn Identity]]'', ''[[Film/ForrestGump Forrest Hump]]'' and so on. The first episode is about a porn parody of ''Film/TheDarkKnight'', but no title is given. |
| 247 | * ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'': |
| 248 | ** When reviewing ''Doomsday Machine'', The Critic noted the film practically turned into a porno as there were only a few people left after an apocalypse, and their "forced to give in to their animal urges". He then lists the top 10 porn titles the movie should've had, including [[Film/BladeRunner "Babe Runner"]], [[Franchise/StarWars "Star Whores"]], and "Film/{{Spaceballs}}". |
| 249 | ** Midway through his ''WesternAnimation/GrandmaGotRunOverByAReindeer'' review, he decides to look up some "proper Christmas porn," and comes across something called ''[[Film/JingleAllTheWay Jingle Balls All The Way.]]'' "And [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Schwarzenegger's]] in it." |
| 250 | * In one ''WebVideo/AndreTheBlackNerd'' [[http://www.screwattack.com/shows/black-nerd-rants/wii-u-2013-predictions-black-nerd-fils-aime video]], Andre pretended to be Reggie Fils-Aimé and announced that Nintendo was bringing porn to the Wii U, including ''[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} PokeMeMon]]'', ''[[Franchise/DonkeyKong Donkey Dong]]'', ''[[VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} Dikmin]]'', ''[[VideoGame/KidIcarus Barely Legal Icarus]]'', ''[[VideoGame/WarioWare Wario Hard Ware]]'', ''VideoGame/{{Pilotw|ings}}angs'', ''Franchise/{{Kirby}} Eats [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Yoshi]]'', ''[[Franchise/StarFox StarFux]]'', and ''[[VideoGame/PaperMario Raper Mario]]'', among others. |
| 251 | * WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob, a parody of pretentious film critics, frequently finds himself reviewing this sort of movie. |
| 252 | ** A particularly notorious (and lazily-named) example is ''E.T. the Porno'', which the Snobs' actor Creator/BradJones found hilarious enough [[WebVideo/BradJonesDemoReel that he did an April Fools' sketch]] about ''remaking'' it, where his character- who is producer, actor and director- eventually admits that he the only scene he actually wanted to film was himself as E.T. doing a sex scene. |
| 253 | ** In their crossover review of ''Film/TromeoAndJuliet'', WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob is far from impressed with these in that movie, while [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]] has some suggestions of his own. |
| 254 | --->'''Oancitizen:''' Please, no ''[[Theatre/TitusAndronicus Titties Andronicus]]''? No ''[[Theatre/{{Coriolanus}} Glory Hole Anus]]''? No ''[[Theatre/AMidsummerNightsDream A Midsummer Night's Cream]]''? \ |
| 255 | '''The Cinema Snob:''' That one actually exists. |
| 256 | ** He also came up with ''[[Film/DrStrangelove Dr. Buttlove, or How I Learned To Stop Clenching And Love The Plug]]'' and ''[[Film/RichardJewell Dick Jewell]]''. |
| 257 | --->'''Brad:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice There is an orgy in Centennial Park, you have twenty minutes.]] |
| 258 | ** As Jones is famously not a fan of generic porno names like the aforementioned ''This Ain’t the Smurfs XXX'' or ''Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody'', he tends to give such films a new PunnyName title for Cinema Snob episodes; in the case of the aforementioned titles, ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs1981 The Smuffs]]'' and ''[[ComicBook/SpiderMan Spanker-Man]]''. In the case of ''Sex & the City: The Original XXX Parody'', he gave it the bogus title ''Series/SexAndTheCity [[BlatantLies 3]]''. |
| 259 | * In online sketch comedy group ''WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun'''s video 'Format War', Graham HAS to have ''[[Film/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet Sweeney Knobs: Demon Boner of Boob Street]]'' on Platform/BluRay, to get a feel for the story they're going for. He also can't wait for ''Film/ThreeHundred...People Having Sex'' to come out. Matt is sure Blu-ray will fail and Graham will have to get another copy of ''[[Literature/TheSpiderwickChronicles The Spiderwank Chronicles]]''. |
| 260 | * When ''Website/SFDebris'' did a review on the ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' episode "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS3E1Evolution Evolution]]", he tries to play a clip of ''Film/FieldOfDreams'', but can't find any footage, so he has to make due with ''Field of Wet Dreams''. He also recommends other porn parodies of Creator/JamesEarlJones films, namely ''[[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack The Empire's Got Back]]'' and ''[[Film/TheHuntForRedOctober The Hunt for Ms. October]]''. |
| 261 | [[/folder]] |
| 262 | |
| 263 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 264 | * ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'': |
| 265 | ** In the pilot episode, Peter brings a copy of ''[[Film/{{Casablanca}} Assablanca]]'' to a stag party. |
| 266 | ** Referenced in the episode "Brian Does Hollywood" where Brian becomes a porn director. He's nominated for a "Woody" Award for his three films ''[[Film/ThrowMommaFromTheTrain Add Momma to the Train]]'', ''[[Film/ThePurpleRoseOfCairo The Purple Head of Cairo]]'', and ''[[Film/YouveGotMail You've Got Male Genitalia]]''. |
| 267 | ** In "Prick Up Your Ears", Chris watches ''[[Series/GeneralHospital Genital Hospital]]'' with Stewie. |
| 268 | --->'''Doctor in Porn:''' The lab results are back. You've tested positive for nymphomania.\ |
| 269 | '''Actress in Porn:''' Oh, no, what should I do?\ |
| 270 | '''Doctor in Porn:''' (''unzips'') Take two of ''these'' and call us in the morning.\ |
| 271 | '''Stewie:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh, now that's not going to help her nymphomania. It's only going to exacerbate it.]] |
| 272 | ** Peter wrote porn lit like ''[[Literature/BraveNewWorld Shaved New World]]'' and ''[[Literature/HarryPotter Harry Poter]] [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince and the Half-Black Chick]]''. |
| 273 | ** "It's sort of like ''Bang the Drum Slowly'', [[{{Dissimile}} except the drum is a chick]]." |
| 274 | ** In the episode "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS9E9AndImJoyceKinney And I'm Joyce Kinney]]", Lois was revealed to have been in ''[[Film/QuestForFire Quest for Fur]]''. |
| 275 | ** In "All About Alana" (whose plot is based on ''Film/AllAboutEve''), Chris notes having seen a movie called ''All About Beave'', which is reportedly nothing like the plot of the episode. |
| 276 | * In the Season 3 premiere of ''WesternAnimation/HarleyQuinn2019'', Harley and Ivy use their porno doubles as distractions while they break into Arkham Asylum to break out Clayface and King Shark. One of the officers mentions having seen one (if not both) of them in "''[[ComicBook/TheKillingJoke The Drilling Joke]]''." |
| 277 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': |
| 278 | ** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS2E13HomerVsLisaAndThe8thCommandment Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]", the two adult films Bart watched via the family's illegal cable hookup were ''[[Film/StardustMemories Stardust Mammories]]'' and ''[[Film/BroadcastNews Broadcast Nudes]]''. |
| 279 | ** In "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson", Homer talks about the last time he was there -- on a single street, he passed by theaters that showed such (fictitious) pornos including ''[[Film/TheGodfather The Godfather's Parts, II]]'', ''[[Film/FiveEasyPieces Five Sleazy Pieces]]'', and, the best of all, ''[[Film/JeremiahJohnson Jeremiah's Johnson]]''. |
| 280 | ** In another episode, a theater features ''[[Film/TermsOfEndearment Sperms of Endearment]]'' and ''[[Film/IllDoAnything I'll Do Anyone]]'', which are parodies of two films directed by ''Simpsons'' producer Creator/JamesLBrooks. |
| 281 | ** Moe identifies ''Literature/AliceInWonderland'' as "a takeoff on an ''Alice in Underpants'' movie I saw." He also mentions "Put Them On The Looking Glass". |
| 282 | ** Another made brief mention of ''[[Film/DrDolittle Doctor Screwlittle]]''. |
| 283 | ** In "The Wife Aquatic", there is a theatre showing ''[[Film/MeetMeInStLouis Meet Me In Some Floozy]]''. |
| 284 | ** When Krusty passes by Springfield's X-theater, the now playing titles include ''[[Film/ForYourEyesOnly For Your Thighs Only,]]'' ''[[Film/CrocodileDundee Crocodile Done Me]]'' and ''[[Film/DrStrangelove Doctor Strangepants]]''. |
| 285 | ** In "Bonfire of the Manatees" Homer is in debt to the mob so they film ''[[Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents Lemony Lick-It's A Series of Horny Events]]'' in his house. When Lenny sees the actors assembled there, he asks if it's a reunion for the cast of ''[[Film/Fahrenheit911 Fahrenheit 9-on-1]]''. |
| 286 | * ''WebAnimation/QueerDuck'''s nephew Little Lucky unwittingly stumbles upon his uncle's gay pornos in the episode "Fiddler on the Roofie". They are titled ''[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Poke-A-Man]]'' and ''[[WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle Rock Hard & Bull Sprinkle.]]'' |
| 287 | * In a ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' episode, Bender mentions the ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Pimpsons]]'', and ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Assarama]]''. |
| 288 | * In ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'' Christmas special, Brock catches Hank looking for presents in a closet - Hank quickly claims to be looking for Christmas videos, spotting a pile of VHS tapes. He pulls them out and finds ''[[Film/MiracleOn34thStreet Miracle on 69th Street]]'', ''[[Westernanimation/FrostyTheSnowman Frothy the Blowman]]'', ''[[WesternAnimation/JingleBells Jingle Balls]]''... |
| 289 | -->'''Hank:''' What're those elves doing to that lady?\ |
| 290 | '''Brock:''' They're dwarfs, Hank. |
| 291 | * Season 5 of ''WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman'' introduces Yolanda's family, who are all involved in the sex industry[[note]]Her father's an erotic novelist and her sister's a sex advice columnist[[/note]], with her mother having performed in ''every'' Creator/JohnHughes porn parody made in Hollywood. [[LongList Namely]]: ''[[Film/SixteenCandles Sixteen Cans]]'', ''[[Film/PrettyInPink Titty in Pink]]'', ''[[Film/TheBreakfastClub The Breakfast Chub]]'', ''[[Film/HomeAlone Homo Bone]]'', ''[[Film/SomeKindOfWonderful Cum Kind of Wonderful]]'', ''[[Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff Penis Bueller Gets Off]]'', and ''[[Film/PlanesTrainsAndAutomobiles Planes, Trains and Autoeroticmobiles]]'' |
| 292 | * An episode of ''WesternAnimation/BlackDynamite'' involved a series of murders surrounding the shooting of the world's first interracial porno, ''[[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory]]''. |
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