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12->'''Aya:''' By the way, you're also a living human, aren't you? Why do you work in the Netherworld?\
13'''Youmu:''' Me? I've never thought of that. But I'm a dead human, too, so... hmm.
14-->-- ''[[Franchise/TouhouProject Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red]]''[[note]]Youmu is a "half-ghost"[[/note]]
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16StarfishAliens and {{Eldritch Abomination}}s are plenty strange, but an Oxymoronic Being's mere existence is self-contradictory, like a tall dwarf or a short giant or a kind [[OurDemonsAreDifferent demon (in the Christian sense)]] or an AnthropomorphicPersonification of nothing. To make one, take any two mutually exclusive characteristics; anything that somehow has both is an Oxymoronic Being.
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18An ElementalEmbodiment of an ElementalFusion may be this if it represents opposing elemental forces, such as fire and ice or air and earth.
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20For the record, no, "honest politician" and "[[{{Pun}} military intelligence]]" don't count.
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22Compare and contrast the ParadoxPerson, whose existence actually defies the natural order. See also HybridOverkillAvoidance, which aims to stop this, as well as HybridsAreACrapshoot, where Hybrid Overkill Avoidance is averted but not quite to this extreme. May be vulnerable to disappearing in a PuffOfLogic if their self-contradictory nature is pointed out.
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29* Starburst had been running advertisements with people like this for a while; for example, an albino lifeguard or zombies as "living dead". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSFudQ_HOQI One of them]] managed to be ''stunningly'' offensive by having the "contradictory" traits being Korean ancestry and Scottish nationality. It basically amounted to a painful national stereotype going off on a racist tirade against a kid. Strangely, this is one of the most commonly-run of the series of ads.
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33* ''Manga/{{Beastars}}'':
34** Melon is the hybrid child of a leopard and a gazelle. The resulting mix-and-match grab-bag of contradictory biology and instincts is ''part'' of why he ended up an unstable serial killer.
35** There's a minor character who is a trypophobic giraffe. She is afraid of her own reflection because she is triggered by the sight of her own spots.
36* ''Manga/ChainsawMan'' usually follows DevilButNoGod, but somehow one devil embodies the fear of ''angels''. The resulting "devil angel" [[DivinelyAppearingDemons looks like a stereotypical (humanoid) angel]], [[NonMaliciousMonster holds no ill will to humans]], but doesn't really care about them either, and is a WalkingWasteland who would kill them on contact.
37* ''Anime/DragonBallSuper'': Near the end of the Future Trunks Saga, we're met with [[spoiler:Fusion Zamasu]], who is this trope on two levels: He's a fusion, that much is true. But the weird thing is that he's basically the fusion of the ''exact same being''; [[spoiler:one of his components, [[EvilTwin Goku Black]] is a version of Zamasu who stole Goku's body using the Super Dragon Balls. Because of this, he has an echo effect on his voice instead of his components speaking in unison like other fusions.]] He's also essentially an immortal who is partially mortal, as [[spoiler:while Goku Black was mortal (since his wish was taking over Goku's body), Future Zamasu wished for CompleteImmortality.]] This combination of paradoxes has serious effects on his battle with the heroes, though ''what'' exactly it was varied between the manga and anime. In both cases it proved to be so much of a threat that [[spoiler:the heroes had to [[SummonBiggerFish summon the Omni-King of that timeline]] to ''delete all reality'' in order to kill him.]]
38** Anime: [[spoiler:Because Goku Black's body [[AdaptiveAbility uses injury to constantly adapt and improve itself]], while Zamasu's body has CompleteImmortality which attempts to render his body static, Fused Zamasu becomes increasingly deformed as he takes damage, swelling in size and regenerating wounded body parts as a purple goopy mess. Eventually Trunks is able to destroy his body entirely, killing him... but this just causes him to become an even more extreme oxymoron - with Zamasu now being both immortal and ''dead'', his distorted HealingFactor spikes to infinite levels and begins expanding his disembodied spirit until it consumes the entire multiverse.]]
39** Manga: [[spoiler:His fusion has a time limit, but his two components were integrated so perfectly (especially after losing and regenerating much of their shared body while fused) that his HealingFactor became confused and interpreted splitting back into two people as an injury, causing Zamasu and Goku Black to "regenerate" into ''two'' Fused Zamasus. Things go from bad to worse as the battle continues, as it turns out that ''any'' part of his body separated from him will now regenerate into another Fused Zamasu, with no upper limit.]]
40* ''Anime/GundamBuildFighters'' is a show about miniature models of giant robots. That's fine. Most of the models exist at the 1/144 scale. Where this gets weird is an episode where a Zaku model appears that dwarfs the rest, being a 1/48 scale model. This machine is part of the Mega Size Model line, but is described as a Giant Zaku... making it a giant miniature model of a giant robot.
41* ''Manga/{{Karin}}'' is basically a ''human vampire''; she doesn't drink blood (she injects it into others instead), is unaffected by sunlight and doesn't have any cool powers, but her blood parents are vampires!
42* In ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'', Kisame's personal amount of [[{{Mana}} chakra]] is great enough to draw comparisons to the [[EnergyBeings Tailed Beasts]], and thus he has been given the oxymoronic nickname "The Tailed Beast Without a Tail".[[note]]This sounds slightly less stupid in Japanese, as there the words for "tail" and "tailed (beast)" are much more different.[[/note]] To make this even more hilarious, in spite of his nickname [[spoiler:when he fuses with Samehada he ''does'' have a tail(fin), though it's possible that those don't "count" as tails in Japanese.]]
43* ''Manga/OnePiece'':
44** Buggy is a pirate who dresses like a clown and calls himself one, but despises comments made about his clown-like nose. Though he employs blades in combat and his powers revolve around him being immune to them, his true worth lies in his proficiency with explosives. He's a StarterVillain who actually served in one of the most infamous pirate crews in history during his youth and is now the leader of a group of people who are vastly stronger than him.
45** Señor Pink is a disgusting slob who somehow has women fawning over him, is an adult man wearing a baby bonnet and sucking on a pacifier, acts like he doesn't care for his crew mates when his actions and words say otherwise, and has the power of the Swim-Swim Fruit, which lets him swim through solid objects, even though the standard price to pay for eating a Devil Fruit is [[SuperDrowningSkills losing the ability to swim in water]].
46* ''Manga/TanakaKunIsAlwaysListless'': Tanaka has put considerable time and effort into doing as little as possible. Even his attending class and dutifully doing his homework come into the equation to make things as easy for himself as he can possibly muster. One of the things that [[TheChampion Ohta]] finds out about Tanaka is that his attention to detail towards this goal is surprisingly manicured, and he strikes a very delicate balance in order to laze out inconsequentially and without drawing too much attention to what he's doing. The guy ''excels'' at being a LazyBum.
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50* In ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', the [[MadScientist Izzet League's]] Weirds combine two opposing elements -- typically a Red element such as fire, lightning or rock and Blue one such as ice or water -- into a single creature. [[https://scryfall.com/card/mb1/1428/gelectrode They also make great pets]]!
51* ''TabletopGame/YuGiOh'':
52** The [[http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Anteatereatingant Anteatereatingant]] is a [[BigCreepyCrawlies (giant) ant]] that eats (regular-sized) anteaters. [[NoPunctuationPeriod The somewhat-confusingly written name]] is supposed to be parsed as "Anteater-eating Ant". It's translated [[BlindIdiotTranslation hilariously wrong]] in German, where it's now called "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Anteating Anteater]]".
53** The [[http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Kraken Fire Kraken]], a Fire element, Aqua type monster. Fire breathing squids seems to be a recurring theme in Japanese media.
54** The Chemicritters are similar to Fire Kraken in that their Type/Attribute combinations make little sense; Carbon Crab is a Fire Aqua Type and Oxy Ox is a Wind Beast Type, and Hydro Hawk is a Water Winged Beast Type. (While there are a few of those combinations in the game, most have an ice theme; Hydro Hawk is a bird made of fluid.) The higher-level Chemicritters make more sense, however.
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58* ''Franchise/MarvelUniverse'':
59** ''ComicBook/{{Daredevil}}'': ''Technically'' speaking, Daredevil's super senses allow him to see as well or better as a person with regular vision. So he's a blind superhero without actually being completely blind. Subverted in that these super senses basically give him omnidirectional vision - he can see in all directions at once.
60** ComicBook/{{Loki}} is technically a small giant, since he's the son of the Frost Giants' king and is about the same size as an average Asgardian.
61** ComicBook/{{Nightcrawler}} of the X-Men is a deeply pious Christian whose mutation makes him look like a demon. It helps that he has a good sense of humor about his life.
62** ''ComicBook/TheUltimates2015'' points out that Lord Chaos, an AnthropomorphicPersonification of chaos, doesn't make a whole lot of sense if he's part of a balanced system with his counterpart, Master Order, and is therefore inherently weaker than his brother.
63** In their quest to find the Scarlet Witch during ''ComicBook/AvengersTheChildrensCrusade'', the ''ComicBook/YoungAvengers'' are accompanied by Magneto, and Patriot half-jokingly calls him the "oldest living Young Avenger".
64** ''ComicBook/InfinityWars2018'': The finale of the ''Secret Warps'' miniseries sees the CosmicFlaw in Warpworld forcibly fuse characters further, resulting in the creation of Weapon Peace, who fights for both free will and rigid determinism...somehow. The disconnect is so bad, she has to cast a spell on her brain to basically surgically remove her own past!
65* ''ComicBook/{{Oxymoron}}'': The BigBad Oxymoron has a modus operandi where he "corrects" (murders) other people for being contradictory. Like a dangerous criminal who's prone to philanthropy or a police commissioner who's supporting a criminal to use as a mole and taking a pay cut for their child's school expenses. By his own logic, he himself is not an oxymoron since he strives to be [[PureIsNotGood pure evil]]. This is just in his head, however, and he'll come up with any excuse to kill someone, no matter how far-fetched or as a proxy to use against an intended victim.
66* A ''ComicBook/TalesOfSuspense'' comic has a scientist proudly proclaim to have "created a Living Hulk!", which doesn't make a whole lot of sense -- a "hulk" is the husk of a dead ship. What he meant was that he managed to revive an alien with cybernetic parts, but at that point he hardly could be considered a hulk, then, could he?[[note]]Mind you, the word's usage [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk has somewhat shifted]].[[/note]] Many other old-time Marvel monsters had similar names such as The Living Mummy, and much later we would be introduced to a [[ComicBook/{{Morbius}} Living Vampire]].
67* ''Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'': [[WordOfGod Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird]] have claimed that they at first came up with the idea of the titular Turtles because they wanted to create an absurd satire and thought that "turtle" and "ninja" were pretty oxymoronic. (A turtle is a slow, clumsy creature, not one that suggests a martial artist that relies on stealth.) To their surprise, the concept turned out [[CashCowFranchise far better received]] than they thought it would.
68* A ''ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse'' story about beauty pageants mentions "Miss Housewife". To make it explicit, Miss technically implies unmarried, wife implies married.
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72* ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'': One series has [[BumblingDad Roger]] purchase a mobile phone that isn't "mobile" in any sense of the word: it's about three feet tall, weighs a metaphorical ton thanks to its solid steel construction, and it ''has'' to be plugged into a wall socket for power (or if you're on the go, you can use the ten built-in cigarette lighter adapters...).
73* One ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'' strip featured a duck who was allergic to down feathers and is covered in hives as a result. His wife remarks to a friend that he's gotten used to it as his own personal cross to bear.
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77* ''Fanfic/AHerosWrath'': [[spoiler:When it is revealed that Izuku is the reincarnation of Gohma Vlitra and possesses the Gohma's Primordial Mantra, yet still possesses his father's Wrath Mantra, makes him equal parts Gohma and Demigod, something that confounds Kalrow beyond reason.]]
78* In ''Fanfic/IfWishesWerePonies'', Luna Lovegood encounters Discord in the Hogwarts Station and is given an Animagi form due to the fact that among the 43 attending Pony students heading to Hogwarts: not a single one of them were either a Night Pony or a Crystal Pony. Discord resolves this by transforming Luna Lovegood into a Crystal Night Pony: meaning that she literally sparkles in the light and has been called exceptionally beautiful, not exactly optimal for a Night Pony who are normally quite intimidating, presumably nocturnal, and dark colored as well.
79* In ''Fanfic/ThievesCanBeHeroes'', Izuku's status as a phantom thief gets discussed because of this trope. Heroes are widely recognized and popular guardians of the law. The fact that his dream of becoming a Hero is his catalyst for becoming a shifty thief who continuously subverts the law seems contradictory. But it's explained that it's his desire to become a Hero in ''spite'' of everything that says he can't is what makes his desire rebellious enough to awaken his Persona.
80* ''VideoGame/ToukenRanbu'' has quite a few fan works that feature female ''touken danshi''. ''Touken '''dan'''shi [[OneGenderRace can't be female by definition]]''.
81* In ''Fanfic/TheWeaverOption'', [[spoiler:Malal, the biggest candidate to replace Slaanesh as Fourth Chaos God, represents the idea of Chaos as self-destructive: to him, the idea of Chaos gods and their followers planning and working together is the antithesis of Chaos itself. Malal thus seeks to bring anarchy to everything that could be restrictive of freedom - such as religion itself, even if it causes its own destruction.]]
82* ''Fanfic/VoyagesOfTheWildSeaHorse'' has Miriam, a "giant midget". Ordinary giants are 12 meters tall, ''minimum'', and even half-giants average about 6 meters in height. Miriam, a [[SharkMan tiger shark]] [[NonhumanHumanoidHybrid wotan]], is only 426 centimeters tall, or just 4 and 1/4 meters. This is even odder because [[FishPeople fishmen]] are known to be capable of growing as large as giants in their own right.
83* In ''Fanfic/YouWithMe'', [[spoiler: Stretch is a ghost, a being that's defined in the [[Film/{{Casper}} original movie]] as the lingering soul of someone with UnfinishedBusiness, whose cause of death was [[DrivenToSuicide shooting himself in the head]].]]
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87* ''Animation/NeZha'': The Chaos Pearl is a fusion of heavenly and demonic magic, and manifests as a being of fire contained within a shell of ice.
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91* ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar'': Eitri, the [[SoleSurvivor sole surviving]] dwarf... who is on the order of ten feet tall, making him taller than the Hulk or Thanos, to say nothing of everybody he actually interacts with in the film. Made even better by him being played by Creator/PeterDinklage, a very short actor who refuses to play small fantasy creatures because he finds it demeaning.
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95* In ''Literature/AlienInASmallTown,'' Barney Estragon is a robot [[LuddWasRight Old Order]] [[UsefulNotes/{{Amish}} Mennonite.]]
96* ''Literature/TheBelgariad'': As a massive intimidation measure in one scene, Belgarath claims to be summoning the King of Hell. The illusion he creates of it appears to be a gargantuan being made of hollow ice, filled with living flames and yet impossibly not melting.
97* ''Literature/{{Confessions|SaintAugustine}}'': To demonstrate that YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm, the opening juxtaposes the necessary characteristics of {{God}} that seem impossible to maintain together, like His extreme activity and extreme restfulness or His ability to cause change and His immutability.
98* ''Literature/TheCosmere'': Harmony holds the Shards of Ruin (making him the cosmic embodiment of destruction) and Preservation (making him the cosmic embodiment of permanence and protection). As a result, despite being the most powerful being in the Cosmere, he can barely do ''anything'' since Preservation won't let him destroy and Ruin won't let him keep anything from being destroyed... which of course makes him a contradiction in that sense, too. The fact that he's got the general demeanour of a GrandpaGod while also being a eunuch might also count.
99* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'':
100** Due to his being adopted, Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson is a dwarf who stands at 6 feet 3 inches in his socks. The ''other'' dwarfs accept him as one of them because he is devoutly observant of their traditions and even tries to teach his girlfriend to speak Dwarfish. He's just a ''tall'' dwarf.
101** Bloody Stupid Johnson can create circles where "the pi is exactly 3". Pi (the ratio of diameter to circumference) is, by definition, ''always'' 3.14159265358979323846264338 and a bit. The only way to make this possible is to imagine a circle being drawn in a non-euclidean 2D world. Even in a non-Euclidean world, pi stays the same. The ratio of circumference and diameter of circle is not fixed in non-Euclidean geometry, but it converges to pi (with its regular value) for small radii. His architecture is very weird as a result. He also created a thirteen-inch foot. A foot is, by definition, 12 inches, and if something is thirteen inches long, then it must be an inch greater than a foot ... unless, apparenlty, you're Bloody Stupid Johnson. And he achieved all this stuff by ''accident''; he was so ''bad'' at maths that it warped spacetime.
102** There are also occasional mentions in the Discworld of mystics who can see "four-sided triangles" when they meditate.
103** Some werewolves are born without the ability to transform, making them indistinguishable from a human or a wolf except for any offspring they have still being werewolves since they are still biologically werewolves even if they don't fit the definition of werewolf.
104** Vimes is noted by Vetinari to be very anti-authority (growing up poor then having to deal with the {{Upper Class Twit}}s of Ankh-Morpork on a daily basis will do that to you) even though, as Commander of the Watch, he ''is'' authority.
105** Openly female dwarves like Cheery Littlebottom are originally treated as oxymoronic (since every dwarf regardless of gender -- they all have beards, by the way -- is treated as both [[AmbiguousGender genderless]] and male, itself a bit of an oxymoron), but that begins to change as the series and the society progresses.
106** Neilette in ''Literature/TheLastContinent'' joins a troupe of {{Drag Queen}}s in her brother's place, so she's a female female impersonator (-impersonator).
107** The God of Evolution in ''The Last Continent'' and ''Literature/TheScienceOfDiscworld III'' sort of embodies evolution, but he's actually creating living beings from nowhere, the opposite of their being evolved.
108** The Auditors of Reality are roughly the personification of natural law, which comes pretty close to being ''personifications of impersonality'' -- and if they weren't that already, they try really hard to be it because they hate personality and think individuality means death. This causes them to frequently disappear in a [[PuffOfLogic puff of flawed logic]], just from accidentally using first-person singular.
109* ''Literature/TheDivineComedy'': Saint Bernard opens up the final canto by referring to Mary as the "Virgin Mother, daughter of your Son." The theological strangeness of Mary has never been so concisely put as in this opening prayer by her greatest devotee.
110* ''Literature/DragonBones'' has Oreg, who is a solid ghost. He can vanish and materialize himself elsewhere and all that, but when someone touches him feels solid like a normal human being.[[spoiler: And he isn't entirely dead, either. It's very complicated.]]
111* At the end of Canto X of ''Literature/TheFaerieQueene'''s third book, Malbecco becomes a being both alive and dead, sustained by deadly poisons that eat away at his life while barely sustaining him.
112* A recurring note in ''Literature/LordOfTheRings'' is the title of the world's tallest hobbit -- hobbits being the shortest beings in Middle-Earth. Bandobras Took held the record for a while at four foot five, which Merry and Pippin surpass after drinking ent-draught.
113* In ''Literature/TheLostYearsOfMerlin'', Shem in the first book is a tiny person (even shorter than child Merlin) who claims he is a giant. This is confirmed when [[spoiler:Shem sacrifices himself to destroy the Cauldron of Death to save Merlin. He immediately comes back to life and starts getting bigger and bigger... It turns out he ''was'' born to giants, but apparently had dwarfism.]]
114* ''Literature/MagnusChaseAndTheGodsOfAsgard'': [[EmpathicWeapon Jack's]] paradoxical nature is actually a plot point; a weapon that was designed to not be used as a weapon, a sword that's most effective when he's let go rather than held.
115* ''Literature/ThePhantomTollbooth'':
116** Milo meets an average-looking man who claims to be "the smallest giant in the world", who lives next door to "the tallest midget in the world", the thinnest fat man and the fattest skinny guy. [[spoiler:They're all the same guy.]]
117** Canby, warden of the Island of Conclusions ([[{{Pun}} you get there by jumping]]), is among other things smart as can be and stupid as can be.
118** The triple demons of Compromise are described as "one fat, one thin, and a third exactly like the other two" -- the illustrations show it as fat in part of its body and skinny in another part -- as a representation of why the GoldenMeanFallacy is often logically incoherent.
119* Literature/ThursdayNext's daughter's boyfriend is, like her, a mathematical genius who discovered a three-digit prime number which is even. That is, a number where the only divisors are itself and 1, but which can also be divided by 2. Since Thursday's entire world [[ItRunsOnNonsensoleum Runs on Nonsensoleum]], this is pretty typical.
120* In ''Literature/WitchWeek'', a novel by Creator/DianaWynneJones, [[{{Jerkass}} Simon]] unintentionally turns himself into one while under a "Simon Says" spell that [[LiteralGenie makes everything he says true]]. He first claims that he doesn't know anything, then mindlessly repeats a teacher who says he's not that much of a fool, resulting in him being both stupid and clever at the same time.
121* ''Literature/LifeTheUniverseAndEverything'' has the recipreversexclusion, defined as a number that may be equal to any other number, but is never equal to itself.
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125* ''Series/{{Galavant}}'': One episode has Galavant getting caught up in a clash between a tribe of very tall dwarves and a tribe of very short giants. They're two bunches of guys of average height and not even they can keep track of who is which.
126* ''Series/KamenRiderBuild'' rides on this logic. The theme of Build's forms are one half "inorganic" and one half "organic" in general (for example, Build's default [=RabbitTank=] form), somehow causing a "Best Match" that allows the two halves to work off each other's qualities.
127* [[SufficientlyAdvancedAliens Brain Guy/Observer]] from the later seasons of ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' is this. His species claims to have "evolved beyond the physical form" which is why he is a disembodied brain. Said brain cannot move around on its own, so [[ImmediateSelfContradiction he also has a body to move it around with]] (despite insisting he doesn't have one). His "advanced" species also claims to use pills instead of food, but they literally consume an equivalent amount of pills, out of a bowl (preferably with some milk). In addition, Observer claims to be a RealityWarper, but in practice, his "powers" [[NotSoOmniscientAfterAll barely do anything]] that can't be replicated by a cheap StopTrick. At one point, he even goes "I'm not ''that'' omnipotent, Pearl."
128* ''Series/WeirdScience'': In one episode, Gary and Wyatt ask Lisa to make them into vampires so that they can [[{{invoked}} invoke]] VampiresAreSexGods (or at any rate become cool enough to be admitted inside a nightclub). She points out they probably don't want to start feeding on the innocent, so they ask her to make them into vampires that don't suck blood at all. She does.
129* ''Series/WizardsOfWaverlyPlace'' has the character Hugh Normous, a "giant" that is between Alex and Justin's height and uses miniature versions of everyday items to help his self-esteem. [[spoiler:It's later revealed that Hugh is a normal wizard that was adopted by giant parents. Funny enough, he is quite taller than his biological parents]].
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133* ''Music/WeirdAlYankovic'': 'I Can't Watch This' mentions a "Transsexual Nazi Eskimo". The outdated and offensive terminology by today's standards makes the intentional and absurd self-contradiction even more egregious.
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137* TheUndead, in all of their various forms. Despite the fact that they are dead and shouldn't be able to do anything but rot in their graves, they somehow can still interact with the living. This contradictory nature is also what makes them such formidable foes. Not even death itself could stop them. What makes you think the heroes can? Undead that heal themselves quickly or even regenerate (common in video games and [=RPGs=]) make even less sense. How exactly can something that's dead heal? Then you start wondering how they can eat (do their digestive tracts even work?) see, hear, and all of a sudden the whole concept makes no sense at all. One possible response would be saying they are no longer dead, but they only ''used'' to be, and they're alive once more (albeit in a different form).
138* UsefulNotes/{{Christianity}}:
139** The doctrine of the Trinity states that {{God}} is one god, and yet also three persons simultaneously. No one's entirely certain just how that works, and no one's ''supposed'' to, either; that's why it's called a divine mystery. Everyone who's tried to make sense of it has, without fail, been condemned for heresy by the orthodoxy -- see Arianism for one of the big ones.
140** Nearly all Christians accept that UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}} is both fully God and fully man. How exactly that works is an argument that has been ongoing for nearly a millenium and a half (between the Chalcedonian position[[note]]Accepted in the Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Churches, and in most Protestant churches when they bother to make a statement about Christology[[/note]] that Jesus is one person with two natures, one human and one divine, held in "hypostatic union"; and the Miaphysite position[[note]]Accepted in the Oriental Orthodox churches[[/note]] that Jesus has one person of one nature that is both entirely human and entirely divine, without either nature "overwhelming" the other). The possibility that these formulations are different ways of saying the same thing was raised relatively recently (i.e. during the 20th century); until then, Chalcedonians and Miaphysites each regarded each other as [[UsefulNotes/HeresiesAndHeretics heretics]] (and technically still do, since neither side has formally accepted this compromise).
141** The philosopher Søren Kierkegaard thought that God becoming human was such a perfect oxymoron that it made a great target for faith that was specifically ''not'' based on reason.
142** Both the Incarnation and Trinity, mentioned earlier, have been argued as being contradictions, thus logically impossible. Other attributes of God have also been argued to be incompatible, such as being perfect vs. a creator (a perfect being has no reason to create things), changeless vs. omniscient (a changeless being cannot know things different times, but it's required for omniscience), transcendent vs. omnipresent (a transcendent being must be outside space-time, but an omnipresent being must be everywhere), and the limits of being "all-powerful" (can an all-powerful being do something that would negate its own complete power where by not doing so would also void its power, i.e. "Could God make a rock so big He couldn't lift it?") to name a few of them. Responses have been made of course, and new arguments after that, so the debate continues.
143** The Book of Job makes mention of the Myrmecoleon, a half-ant half-lion creature. The ant part can only consume grain and the lion part can only eat meat, thus the Myrmecoleon is doomed to starve to death. The monster is supposed to be product of a mistranslation found in the Septuagint (First Greek translation) of the Old Testament, from the Book of Job.
144* In Myth/ClassicalMythology, the hippogriff is half horse and half [[OurGryphonsAreDifferent griffin]]. However, since griffins hate horses and attack them on sight, it's hard to imagine how this could happen. That was the point, originally. The Roman poet Creator/{{Virgil}} referred to the birth of hippogriffs alongside several other CueTheFlyingPigs-style metaphors for things that couldn't happen in real life, akin to "the lion shall lie down with the lamb" or "[[Film/Ghostbusters1984 dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!]]"
145* In medieval heraldry, there are many imaginary beasts composed by mixing up two unlikely animals. This is possibly based on the concept of splitting a shield down the middle and having half of each noble family's device on each half of the shield.
146* In Myth/NorseMythology: Alviss, a 5'9" giant. A giant ''dwarf''. Norse mythology also includes "giants" who are portrayed as being of rather ordinary size, like Loki. Bear in mind, the identification of Norse "dvergar" and "jötnar" with "dwarves" and "giants" is most likely a product of later writers who were not themselves Norse pagans.
147* In the Yoruba mythology, the supreme god is composed of three separate entities (Olodumare, Olorun and Olofi) who despite having separate roles are considered the same being. Further adding to the confusion is that unlike Jesus, it/they aren't given any sort of personification, as beyond their roles and names the three supreme being aspects are considered "unknowable" and are properly referred to as an "it" with no gender pronouns, as it is considered the "all-encompassing" aspect of existence.
148* The common ParodyReligion known as the "Invisible Pink Unicorn": If it's always invisible, what does it even mean it's pink? (It's a combination of reason and faith: we know that she is invisible because we can't see her, but we believe that she is pink.) Also the Invisible RedStringOfFate, which is one of the things the Invisible Pink Unicorn references.
149* The ancient UsefulNotes/{{Epicurean|ism}}s argued that centaurs could not exist (the belief in them was common at the time, and they also appear in many [[Myth/ClassicalMythology myths]]) since, if you really think about it, they make no sense. How could a man eat what a horse needs? Along with that, how does their body even work, since they have two stomachs? Etc.
150* The mythical [[BasiliskAndCockatrice cockatrice]] worked along these lines. In medieval thought, everything was assumed to have a final purpose and to happen for a reason and along certain preordained lines. Every part of a cockatrice's origin story, however, defies or breaks this order. It hatches from a rooster's egg; roosters don't lay eggs. Its egg is missing some integral part, such as a yolk or a shell. It's then hatched by a snake or a toad; animals don't brood each other's eggs.[[note]]Brood parasites such as cuckoos do trick other animals into incubating their eggs, though in this case it's another bird, and snake and toad eggs are very different from chicken eggs.[[/note]] A cockatrice is thus the warped result of natural laws breaking down and things happening that never should, and the creature is as a result a WalkingWasteland completely incompatible with the natural world.[[note]]though that last part might have been a result of it being confused with the sort of similar looking [[DependingOnTheArtist (by that point)]] but otherwise unrelated basilisk[[/note]]
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154* ''Roleplay/{{Communication}}'': Louise is described as a "series of dichotomies", a fact she is all too aware about herself.
155-->'''[[GreaterScopeParagon Benevolence]]:''' Immensely proud with nothing of her own to be proud about. A wonderful person to know well and an awful person to know of. Desperately lonely but instinctively refusing contact with others. She was made this way, as you probably know and she is difficult to work with but if you can get her to listen...
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159* ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'':
160** ''TabletopGame/{{Spelljammer}}'' has enormous hamsters living between the worlds, appropriately known as giant space hamsters. There's also a lesser-known tiny variety, the miniature giant space hamster, which for most intents and purposes is merely a hamster. They're best known for appearing in ''VideoGame/BaldursGate'', in which Minsc has one as a pet. (For a long time, this was in the category of MaybeMagicMaybeMundane, but ''VideoGame/BaldursGateIII'' makes it explicitly on the "magic" end.)
161** ''TabletopGame/{{Planescape}}'': The xeg-yi is a strange creature native to the Negative Energy Plane, a dimension of, well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin negative energy]], something associated with death. Most inhabitants of the plane are undead, but the xeg-yi is explicitly a living creature somehow composed of "unlife" energy, something even its introductory sourcebook points out as contradictory. It has a counterpart in the xag-ya, a similar creature native to the Positive Energy Plane, which doesn't make much sense for a different reason: a living being shouldn't be able to have that much individuality in a plane that is life incarnate.
162** From 3rd edition onward, "Giant" is a creature type, which is independent from size. Although most giants are at least of Large size, it is perfectly possible to have Medium-sized giants not much bigger than humans (notably, half-giants and forest trolls). Similarly, fire giants are described as looking like giant dwarves in terms of their body proportions.
163** Third edition also mechanizes MadeOfEvil/[[MadeOfGood Good]]/Law/Chaos by making it a creature subtype. ''Just'' ascending/falling (rare but possible and given examples on both sides) doesn't remove the subtype despite your alignment now being opposite of whatever it is, and the subtype makes you count as that alignment for many effects, with the result that [[FallenAngel fallen celestials]] and [[AscendedDemon ascended fiends]] metaphysically are and detect as both good ''and'' evil (fortunately for both, there are rituals to go full celestial/fiend and switch the subtype, and just sticking it out for long enough is implied by some devil backstories to be enough too).
164** On the subject of outsiders, slaadi are [[FrogMen toad-like]] humanoids from the Ever-Changing Chaos of Limbo who embody the ChaoticNeutral alignment. However, since total randomness has the paradoxical potential to create order and structure, a slaadi subtype known as gormeel have the LawfulNeutral alignment instead. Naturally, the two kindreds spend their time killing each other.%%in-universe
165** {{Elemental|Embodiment}}s aren't alive in a conventional sense, yet there are somehow undead elementals. Cinderspawn are undead fire elementals, creatures of cold flame that attack the living to drain their warmth. Desiccators were once water elementals, but are now shriveled, parched little horrors that can blast other creatures with a dehydrating breath. Dust wights are former earth elementals, crumbling creatures that petrify things around them. And voidwraiths were once air elementals, but are now defined by air's absense, living patches of shadowy vacuum that suck the breath from living creatures' lungs.
166** Similarly, outsiders -- beings from the Outer Planes, such as angels or demons -- tend to be incarnations of their home plane's essence, and so can't normally be raised from the dead, and don't normally leave bodies behind when destroyed. But when the demon prince Orcus was slain, he somehow returned as Tenebrous, an undead demon, and threatened the cosmos in that form before being defeated and fully restored to life.
167** In fourth edition's Elemental Chaos, which replaces the strictly defined mono-elemental Elemental Planes of previous editions, it's ''normal'' to find two or more elements merged into a singular mass, or an element acting in strange ways (solid water, liquid air and earth, fire that burns cold, etc). Due to this, the 4e bestiary includes myriad elementals which are oxymoronic hybrids, such as the ashfrost (burning hot ashes and freezing cold ice mixed into a single ooze-like organism), the chillfire destroyer (fire held within a a shell of ice [[DefeatEqualsExplosion and prone to exploding upon death]]) and the diamondstorm (razor-sharp gems in a living whirlwind).
168** The 5E barbarian Path of the Giant subclass is all about tapping into the primordeal power of a giant while raging. This means that barbarians who take this subclass grow to Large (and eventually Huge) size while raging. The artwork for the subclass embraces this by depicting a Large halfling.
169* In ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}'', the Yozi Oramus is the embodiment of paradox. Cytherea is the first of the Primordials to awaken, yet when she did, Oramus basically said, "What took you so long? I thought you'd never wake up."
170* ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay'':
171** [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness 1st edition]] features one of the most oxymoronic of beings: [[http://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Necoho Necoho]], the Chaos God... of ''Atheism''. Who gets less powerful the more followers he has, and actively works towards spreading skepticism and disbelief. Going by the fact his hypothetical avatar would always bear a smirk of ironic amusement, he probably finds this oxymoronic existence hilarious.
172** Malal/Malice is a Chaos God whose ultimate goal is the annihilation of Chaos itself.
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176* The Fates of ''Theatre/{{Hadestown}}'' are described as three old women all dressed the same when they're young, dressed anywhere from asymmetrically to radically different from each other, and aren't always played by women. This is done deliberately to show them as otherworldly voices-in-the-head as much as characters.
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180* ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'': Action Masters are Transformers who are unable to transform after consuming Nucleon. Then there are Action Master Elites, who can still transform, making them Transformers that can't transform ''which can transform.''
181-->'''Website/TFWikiDotNet:''' There's something not quite right about any of that.
182* ''Toys/MonsterHigh'': In the Freaky Fusion line and associated movie, four pairs of the ghouls get {{fus|ionDance}}ed together. One of the fusions is between Lagoona, a SeaMonster, and Jinafire, a [[PlayingWithFire fire-breathing]] DraconicHumanoid.
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186* ''Videogame/BaldursGate'': Minsc has a pet hamster named Boo whom he claims is a Miniature Giant Space Hamster. The strange thing is, this ''isn't'' impossible. Giant Space Hamsters do exist in ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' (albeit in ''TabletopGame/{{Spelljammer}}'', which also has things like civilized Illithids, although it and the ''TabletopGame/ForgottenRealms'' are connected), and one of the ''myriad'' [[UndergroundMonkey subspecies]] engineered by their BunglingInventor creators is a miniaturized strain. It's still more likely that this is just another sign of Minsc's mental instability due to taking one too many blows to the head.[[note]]An [[http://web.archive.org/web/20050310195553/http://archive.gamespy.com:80/interviews/october00/minsc/index2.shtm "interview with Minsc"]] by a Bioware representative does suggest Boo was sold to him by Elminster himself.[[/note]]
187* ''VideoGame/TheBattleCats'' has special "Lil'" versions of the standard cats you get during the begining stages. Among these standard cats you get the Titan Cat. Which means you can get a "Lil' Titan Cat", which is barely taller than the normal cat.
188* In the second installment of the ''Videogame/{{Boktai}}'' series, Red Durathror is a Sol-aligned Immortal -- in short, a vampire associated with the PowerOfTheSun. Ironically, this makes her weak to the Darkness element -- and at the point in the game where she's faced, the protagonist has just been changed into a {{Dhampyr}} with Darkness-based abilities.
189* ''VideoGame/Borderlands2'' features goliaths, a kind of GiantMook, and midget enemies, which are ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. You will eventually encounter midget goliaths. Depending on what you do, you could well get your ass handed to you by a Giant Midget of Death.
190* In ''Videogame/DiscworldII'', a poster outside the cinema advertises ''[[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever Attack of the 50-Foot Dwarf]]''.
191* ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'' features Forgotten Beasts, creatures created by primordial chaos. In-game, they're created by randomly mixing any animals, materials, limbs, and strange attacks. Sometimes this can result in paradoxial creatures, the most famous being the "six-legged quadruped[[note]]This means it has [[VertebrateWithExtraLimbs six legs but a quadruped's body structure]][[/note]]."
192* ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder'' features Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily, a "Lily" (younger and idealized) version of an "Alter" (darker AlternateSelf) Servant. The goodness of the "Lily" part of her overrides the darkness that comes with being an Alter, resulting in her being a regular sweet kid.
193* ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV'': The Ascian Elidibus is a person who is heavily aspected towards darkness and not just because [[spoiler:he is the heart of Zodiark, the GOD of Darkness.]]. So what is the form he chooses to take to strike down the Warrior of Light [[spoiler:in their final battle? The form of the ORIGINAL Warrior of Light, representing the aspect that is diametrically opposed to Darkness.]]
194* In ''Videogame/GodOfWarPS4'', it's mentioned at one point that not all of the Giants are ''actually'' gigantic in size. [[spoiler:Atreus aka Loki for example is the same size as any other little boy despite being half-Giant on his mother's side.]]
195* ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'': The members of Organization XIII are Nobodies, people without hearts, who by all rights of the rules of the series, ''they should not exist'', and yet are able to do so through sheer force of will (with a good dose of [[PowerOfTheVoid Nothingness]]).
196* ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends'' has Vex, a perpetually gloomy yordle. To explain, yordles are magical spirits [[PurityPersonified born out of and personifying happiness and companionship]], but Vex is a major exception as [[EmptyShell she's almost completely incapable of feeling either]], [[EvilCannotComprehendGood confused and disgusted by joy]] and preferring to sulk on her lonesome. This ends up making her instrumental to the return of [[EvilOverlord Viego, the Ruined King]], as she's the only known yordle who wields magic and [[LackOfEmpathy doesn't at all mind using it for apocalyptic purposes]].
197* ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOracleOfSeasons'': Frypolar is a spirit of burning fire and chilling cold, and alternates between these opposite states during its battle.
198* The ''Monster Girl Quest'' series has a few monsters who worship Ilias, a goddess who hates monsters. In ''Monster Girl Quest: Paradox'', this even alters their elemental weaknesses: Ilias-worshipping monsters are weak to Dark instead of Holy like other monsters.
199* ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'':
200** Ryoji and Teddie from ''VideoGame/Persona3'' and ''VideoGame/Persona4''. [[spoiler: Shadows]] are described as [[TheHeartless the subconscious opposite of human conscious]] in the games and various official materials, yet Ryoji and Teddie somehow manage to be [[spoiler: Shadows]] with a human heart.
201** In ''Videogame/Persona5'', Morgana swears that he's human and fights to "regain his human form" and his memories to go with it -- but he keeps having dreams that imply that he's a shadow of some kind, similar to the above. In the end, it turns out that [[spoiler:he isn't a shadow, but he isn't human either - he is the embodiment of hope that was somehow given a human-like heart and has a nature that is similar to, but not the same as, a shadow.]]
202* ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'': It's not uncommon for dual-typed Pokémon to combine seemingly opposed types.
203** Ferroseed and Ferrothorn are [[GreenThumb Grass]]/[[ExtraOreDinary Steel]] types. [[ElementalRivalry Plants are organic while metal armour generally isn't]], especially among plants. Kartana is also this type, although being an [[StarfishAliens Ultra Beast]], it makes more sense for it to have a conflicting type.
204** Durant has a Bug/Steel typing. This presents the same problem as Ferrothorn, but you could probably hand wave it as exoskeleton. What you can't ignore, however, is that it evolved its Steel shell to protect itself from its long-time rival [[PlayingWithFire Heatmor]]. Both Bug and Steel types are weak to fire.
205** Mawile, Klefki, and Magearna are Steel/[[OurFairiesAreDifferent Fairy]] types. Fairy types are [[ColdIron weak to steel]], but these ones are ''made'' of it. Zacian in its Crowned Form and the Tinkatink line have the same types, but they're more justified in that they're less "fairies made of steel", and more "fairies ''armed'' with steel" - Zacian has a giant sword in its maw, and the Tinkatink line hauls around increasingly huge steel hammers.
206** The Dark-type has long been thought to be the polar opposite of the Psychic-Type, being immune to Psychic attacks with Dark attacks being Super Effective against Psychic Pokémon. Behold Inkay and its evolved form, Malamar, the first dual-type Dark/Psychic Pokémon, introduced in ''VideoGame/PokemonXAndY''. Of course, this little guy seems to be all about opposites, called the Revolving Pokémon, with an ability called Contrary (moves that lower its stats increase it instead, and vice versa), and attacks with names like Topsy-Turvy and Switcheroo. The craziest part? [[spoiler:In order for it to evolve when it reaches the right level, you have to hold the game system (yes, the one you're holding to play the game) upside-down.]]
207** Regular Stunfisk is Ground/Electric. Electric-type moves have no effect against Ground-type Pokémon, and the nullification of latent electricity is called ''grounding''.
208** There is a glitch Pokémon referred to in the community as [[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/----- "Invisible Shiny Bulbasaur"]]. Similar to the Invisible Pink Unicorn above, how can you know that it's shiny if it's invisible? (the answer is that shiny Pokémon have sparkles surround them when they appear; the Pokémon is invisible, but the sparkles aren't!)
209** Gligar, Gliscor and both forms of Landorus are Ground/Flying. Ground-type moves have no effect against Flying-types.
210** The Fairy type was introduced in Generation VI to serve as TheDragonslayer type, being super-effective against and immune to a former GameBreaker. Then Altaria received a Mega Evolution, which is Dragon/Fairy. Humorously, this also gives Mega Altaria a double type advantage against other Dragon-types, as Dragon-type moves are ''[[TakesOneToKillOne also]]'' super effective against Dragon.
211** Larvesta and Volcarona are Bug/Fire -- moths that can survive being drawn to a flame.
212** Volcanion is Fire/Water type. Reasonably enough, it's basically an incarnation of steam and geysers.
213** Galarian Weezing is Poison/Fairy, thus representing both corruption (Poison) and purity (Fairy).
214** Galarian Darmanitan hidden ability gives it a Zen Mode that is Ice/Fire type, being a direct contrast of two temperature elements. It's shaped like a snowman with fire coming out where its carrot nose would usually be.
215** The MixAndMatchCritter Fossil Pokémon from Galar have [[DeconstructedTrope a couple very unfortunate cases]] of this. The Fossils of Galar are broken into top halves of birds and fish and bottom halves of dragons and aquatic dinosaurs; the Galarian 'expert' in fossil revival is [[PunnyName Cara Liss]], who will take any top and bottom you give her, throw them in her machine, and assume the result was a prehistoric Pokémon.
216*** Dracovish has the head of an ancient fish and the body of a land-based dragon. Its legs give it +40mph running speeds on land, but its head is incapable of breathing unless it's underwater. So what we have is a high-speed sprinter that can't breathe.
217*** Arctozolt has the upper body of a primitive bird or raptor-like creature and the lower body of an aquatic reptile that lives in cold climates. Its upper body is constantly suffering hypothermia due to the cold its lower body produces and it is very sluggish because it waddles around on flippers that are more suited for swimming.
218** The Impidimp line is a line of Dark/Fairy-type Pokémon, which {{subvert|edTrope}}s this. A prominent element of the Fairy type is light and goodness, while the Dark-type is associated with, more so than literal darkness, underhanded and amoral behavior[[note]]The Dark-type is called the ''Aku'', or "Evil", type in Japanese[[/note]]. However, there are also elements of TheFairFolk; Impidimp and its evolutions are based on malignant fae.
219** Hisuian Zorua and Zoroark are Normal/Ghost, two types that are immune to each other. Ghost-types generally revolve around incorporeal spirits, possessed objects, or representations of the dead. Normal-types, meanwhile, are usually rooted in mundanity of some description. Hisuian Zorua and Zoroark are the spirits of migrant Zorua and Zoroark that have come to Hisui, been killed by raw nature, and ''been reborn'' out of [[ThePowerOfHate sheer malice]], thus combining mundane emotions and the power of the dead.
220** Scovillain is a Fire/Grass type, justifying itself by its composition being [[BlazingInfernoHellfireSauce just that spicy]].
221** [[spoiler:Paradox Pokemon Sandy Shocks is a prehistoric version of Magneton, itself a MechanicalLifeform. It's also Ground/Electric, the same type combination that qualifies regular Stunfisk for this trope ([[UniquenessDecay and the introduction of Sandy Shocks makes regular Stunfisk no longer the only Ground/Electric Pokemon in existence]]).]]
222** [[spoiler:Of particular note is Walking Wake, a past Paradox Pokémon, meaning its Protosynthesis ability increases its best stat in sunlight. But it’s a Water type, and Water moves are normally weakened by this weather condition. But Walking Wake has a move, Hydro Steam, that is itself oxymoronic; a Water move that gets a power-up in harsh sunlight when other Water-type moves are weakened.]]
223* ''VideoGame/{{Scribblenauts}}'': Adjectives can be used to modify summoned creatures, which can result in fairly odd creations. Want to summon a Tiny Giant? A Pacifistic Terrorist? A Gentle Demon? A Vegetarian Cannibal? A Genius Dunce? An Aquaphobic Fish? [[DidWeJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu A Friendly Cthulhu?]] It's all possible.
224* ''VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIIINocturne'' presents the Demi-fiend as one. As a Messiah, he holds the power to liberate humanity and guide them to a better future. However, as a Fiend, he is destined to bring an end to all that exists. This gets implied in the [=DLC=] of ''[[VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIVApocalypse Apocalypse]]'', where the Demi-fiend has followed [[spoiler:the True Demon ending, where he becomes a pure demon and allies with Lucifer. As Stephen only helps Messiahs, whose actions are in humanity's best interests, it becomes a point of confusion for many players.]]
225* ''VideoGame/SlimeRancher2'': The Slimepedia calls the pomegranite a "living paradox" because it's a plant that only grows in darkness. [[GameplayAndStorySegregation Despite this]], they can be found outside in the green section of Ember Valley.
226* ''Franchise/{{Splatoon}}'': The Inklings and Octolings are evolved sea creatures that dissolve in water, being living ink blots and all. For an extra layer of oxymoron, their cultures are so stylish and fashion-forward that areas like lake/seaside buildings and clothes designed for swimming are completely normal for them.
227* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'': The [[HeadlessHorseman Horseless Headless Horsemann]], a headless horseman(n) with a makeshift head and no horse.
228* ''VideoGame/{{Temtem}}'': A few species are described as such in the [[MonsterCompendium Tempedia]]:
229** Pupoise, a [[{{Technopath}} Digital]] and [[GreenThumb Nature]] type, is a meeting of nature and advanced circuitry. It evolves into Loatle, a LiminalBeing that straddles the line between natural and artificial intelligence.
230** Turoc, a [[BlowYouAway Wind]] and [[DishingOutDirt Earth]] type, is described as a rock on wings, a meeting of opposites that should be impossible.
231* ''Franchise/TouhouProject'':
232** Youmu Konpaku. She is [[HalfHumanHybrid half-human]] and half-ghost (which as a form of [[TheUndead undead]] are themselves oxymoronic), with her ghost half existing as a normally formless white cloud separate from her physical body. How it's possible to be half-human and half-ghost, even in the bizarre world of Gensokyou where you can't let yourself be held back by common sense, is never explained. [[VoodooShark Apparently it's genetic]], as her grandfather Youki Konpaku is the same way. As a kicker, she's also afraid of ghosts.
233** Koishi Komeiji, [[{{Superboss}} extra stage boss]] of ''Subterranean Animism''. Like her sister, she is a satori, a youkai species that [[PowerIncontinence constantly]] [[{{Telepathy}} reads the minds]] of everyone around them [[MindOverManners out loud]], leading to them being [[FantasticRacism the most despised youkai species]] in the setting. Koishi got around this prejudice by giving herself a PokeInTheThirdEye (located on her [[EyesDoNotBelongThere external heart]]) which had the unforeseen side-effect of [[EmptyShell sealing off her heart and mind]], leaving her to operate solely via her subconscious. The result is [[BrokenAngel a mind-reader that cannot read minds; not even her own.]] In ''Symposium of Post-Mysticism'', Buddhist monk Byakuren Hijiri describes her state as being close to Enlightenment and expresses a strong desire to meet her and recruit her to her temple.
234** Hata no Kokoro's [[BossSubtitles title]] is "The Expressive [[FrozenFace Poker Face]]". She does this by wearing a set of masks representing emotions (which, incidentally, are all her, since she is a tsukumogami). [[{{Foil}} This is possibly the reason why Koishi was made a playable character in the game that introduced her]].
235* ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'': Inside Temmie Village, there is one Temmie who is allergic... to Temmies. Immediately after saying this, they break out in "hOIVS!"
236* ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'': The backstory reveals that [[spoiler:''humans'']] are oxymoronic beings since, they are heavily implied to be corrupted Vrykul, a species of Viking-like beings who are themselves a stunted offshoot of giants. In other words, [[spoiler:humans]] are miniature giants.
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240* ''VisualNovel/AkaiIto'': [[TheLoad Hatou Kei.]] [[spoiler:In one of the MultipleEndings, she become a sort-of vampire due to being given EmergencyTransformation by Sakuya to save her after being gutted in the stomach by the BigBad Nushi. Keep in mind that Kei's blood has the SupernaturallyDeliciousAndNutritious attribute, making her a vampire with her own being as blood source. Even she doesn't know ''what'' she is, only that she's no longer human. Then she TookALevelInBadass and started un-living through DemonSlaying, making her a once-prey that is now hunting her predators]].
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244* ''WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}}'': A very short sketch stars two apparently normal men, one of whom then claims to be a "very tall midget".
245* ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'': After being submerged in the Pool of Life and Creation by the God of Light, [[Characters/RWBYSalem Salem]] is cursed with immortality. Assuming that the God of Darkness's Pools of Annihilation that bring forth the Creatures of Grimm can undo life of any kind, she throws herself in them. However, she discovers that the pools of destruction cannot undo infinite life, and so she is transformed into a being with infinite life and a desire for unending destruction.
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249* ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'':
250** Dr. [=McNinja=]'s calling as both killer and healer is so contradictory his soul is literally split in two.
251** Benjamin Franklin's clone becomes a headless horseman, but he manages to avoid the horse and keep his head on for a fairly long time.
252* ''Webcomic/AxeCop'':
253** The vampire man baby kid. What age is he again? (The illustration shows him as having body parts of different ages.) In addition to this, he's a sun vampire. Vampires are supposed to be afraid of the sun, not fly right into it.
254** Axe Cop himself in his capacity as the perfect man who's a perfect match for all women in the universe (and also doesn't like girls). When he's looking for a wife, he goes to get scanned in a love scanner to find out what women are the closest match for him. But since he's a perfect match for everyone, he just gets a random, indefinitely long list of women. So it's natural that he meets women he doesn't like, since they're just randomly chosen. So because he's a perfect match for all women, he ends up meeting women who aren't right for him...
255** Mr. Stocker, the SuperHero with no powers. Well, sure, there are plenty of superheroes that don't actually have powers, but he also doesn't wear a [[NonpoweredCostumedHero costume]], and he's not a BadassNormal or any kind of badass. He's exaggeratedly ordinary in every respect and dies immediately. [[UnexplainedRecovery Twice.]]
256** The hero Sockarang gains the powers of BadSanta and becomes... good bad Santa.
257* ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'':
258** In [[https://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0021.html episode 21]], Sally makes up the details about the queen of Naboo: She's an elected queen who's old and wise as well as fourteen years old. With the "old" part removed, of course, this matches the way the character was described in the [[Film/ThePhantomMenace original]].
259** Kyle Katarn's neutral partisans in the "Butch Cassian and the Sundance Droid" (''Film/RogueOne'') campaign. From the [[https://www.darthsanddroids.net/cast/castR1.html cast page]]: "Kyle Katarn is a neutral partisan leader. His partisans refuse to take sides in the ongoing conflict between the Empire and the Rebellion. He is not concerned whether this is consistent with the definition of 'partisan' or not."
260* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'': [[spoiler: [=GCATavrosprite=]]] is 50% cat, 50% someone who's allergic to cats.
261* Himself from ''Webcomic/KillSixBillionDemons''. According to the internal logic of the universe, [[OurDemonsAreDifferent Devils]] exist in one of two forms. In their primal form, devils are unnamed, unbound and unmasked; mindless {{Eldritch Abomination}}s devoid of anything but the pure need to feed. By being summoned and bound by others, they are named, bound and masked, at which point they take on a form, gain sentience and the ability to form memories. Bound Devils live to collect names (through [[DealWithTheDevil Deals With Humans]]), with a FantasticCasteSystem where a Devil's power and mask colour is tied to how many names they have collected and shed from themselves; the most powerful Bound Devils have only a few, high-tier names for themselves while lower-caste ones have a large collection they haven't been able to sieve through for the really good ones yet; the most powerful ones have only one name, [[IKnowYourTrueName which is their own]]. Then there's Himself. His name is, well, [[ShapedLikeItself "Myself"]]. In other words, he appears to be a Devil who has named and bound ''himself'', an oxymoron since Devils inherently lack the sentience to do that. However it is that he achieved that, it was such a violation of the rules of reality it just ''severed'' him from all the other rules, turning him into a casual RealityWarper.
262* ''Webcomic/LeagueOfSuperRedundantHeroes'' has licensed vigilantes, Defendress being one of them. Vigilantes, by definition, have no legal authority, so if you started licensing them, they would no longer be vigilantes.
263* In ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'', Ivan has never actually had sex, but has found himself involved in non-penetrative sex acts (blowjobs, massages, etc) with a great deal of regularity. For this reason, one group labels him a "virgin harlot."
264* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'': [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0355.html An exchange]] invokes this when two characters witness a battle between an evil druid turned into a bear and the dwarf Durkon, who used magic to turn giant.
265-->'''Police Chief:''' So, the giant bear is...\
266'''Julia:''' Evil.\
267'''Police Chief:''' And the giant dwarf is...\
268'''Julia:''' An oxymoron.
269* ''Webcomic/RoguesOfClwydRhan'' features a Christian fairy. That is, a member of TheFairFolk -- very much associated with paganism, including in-universe, and rather resentful for the encroachment of the new faith -- who converted to the Christian religion.
270* ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'':
271** Handi-man is a quadraplegic superhero with the power to move like an able-bodied person.
272** [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nothing One strip]] shows the Nothingverse, an alternate universe where it is impossible for anything to exist. This did not prevent sapient life forms from emerging there. Spoofed in the AltText.
273--->'''Entity 1:''' What ''are'' we, anyway?\
274'''Entity 2:''' Shhh...
275** [[https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-10-10 A Buddhist monk protestor.]] Don't think that's oxymoronic? Consider his sign:
276--->What do we want?\
277An end to the feeling of desire!\
278When do we want it?\
279Time is a delusion.
280** [[https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/actually A strip about a pedantic pirate]] points out that the [[TalkLikeAPirate pirate talk]] phrase "scurvy dog" refers to an oxymoronic being, because scurvy is vitamic C deficit and dogs generate their own vitamin C.
281* ''Webcomic/TerrorIsland'': The Obvious Dentist, a super villain whose power is that [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway everyone knows he's a dentist]]. He's not a dentist, but everyone still knows he is.
282* In ''Webcomic/TowerOfGod'', "Chosen Regulars" are those who have been chosen to ascend the Tower, and "Unchosen Irregulars" are {{Paradox Person}}s who enter the Tower from the outside without being chosen. However, an Irregular could still climb the Tower in the status of a Regular, such as in the case of the protagonist Baam. That makes such a person both Regular and Irregular, Chosen and Unchosen, having both a status defined by the Tower's rules and another one defined by defying them.
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286* Website/ChuckNorrisFacts: Chuck Norris holds every record in the Guinness Book of World Records, which means, among other things, he's a planet, a pizza, a spider, and a distance.
287* Japanese Twitter came up with the paradoxal concept of "Yuri BL" (that is to say, {{Yaoi}} that is {{Yuri|Genre}}), defined sporadically as either a relationship between two ''{{Uke}}'' archetypes or two male characters with a romantic arc matching ones commonly found in yuri. The yuri fans didn't like their term being co-opted (along with the UnfortunateImplications of bottom = "the woman"), so they made their own equally paradoxal concept: "BL Yuri", a lesbian relationship matching stock yaoi plots or one between two ''tachi''.
288* ''Website/SCPFoundation'': Pattern Screamers are things that exist despite being nothing. The nothing is fine as long as it's left to non-existence, but human minds have a tendency to see patterns where none exist, and when confronted with Nothing, that is what they do, giving non-existence an existence as this pattern they see. [[TorturedMonster This is why they scream]], and why they're so dangerous; they try to destroy the minds forcing them to exist (i.e. people who know about them) so they can go back to non-painful nonexistence. Pattern Screamers ''can'' gain a complete existence with time, but this is an extremely painful process and most don't bother or don't realize that existence can ''not'' hurt. At least one Pattern Screamer has gone through with this completion and decided to integrate with human society by becoming a [=VTuber=].
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292* ''WebVideo/JourneyQuest'' features Carrow, {{the Undead}} Cleric... of an undead-hating god. (Not his fault, it was a botched resurrection spell.) Notably, he has to be careful when using his TurnUndead power, lest he'd affect himself....
293* In WebVideo/{{Jreg}}'s ''Centricide'', there's the Anarcho-Monarchist, who wants both anarchy and an absolute monarchy.
294* ''WebVideo/SteamTrain'' gives us [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2TV-uY6Un0 Dinkles]], who's both a nerd '''and''' a JerkJock.
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298* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'':
299** The spider-fly, [[TooDumbToLive which commonly gets caught in its own web]]. It's noted in the [[DVDCommentary creator commentary]] as "the most paradoxical animal in the world of ''Avatar''."
300** There is also the two-headed rat viper. This is used by the Air Nomads as an analogy of consequences of anger: "Revenge is like a Two-Headed Rat Viper; while you watch your enemy go down, you are poisoned yourself."
301* ''WesternAnimation/Ben10'': In one of his many attempts to understand it, Ben pulls off the Omnitrix's faceplate, causing it to glitch out and combine his alien forms whenever he transforms. The final hybrid transformation is one between Heatblast (living magma) and Ripjaws (a fish), which Dr. Animo laughs at and refers to as a "walking fish fry". Needless to say, the Heatblast part dries out the Ripjaws part, and going underwater to let the Ripjaws part breathe extinguishes the Heatblast part. Even so, Ben somehow managed to balance the hybrid form and save the day anyway.
302* ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'': Danny Fenton and his ArchEnemy Vlad Masters are both "Halfas", Ghost/Human hybrids that are both alive and dead at the same time.
303* ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'':
304** Amongst Captain Hero's RoguesGallery is The Gigantic Midget. He looks just like a normal guy wearing small clothes.
305--->'''Gigantic Midget:''' You've never faced a midget as big as me!
306** There's also the Entertainment Weekly TV critic, who, among other things, is simultaneously Jewish and a Born Again Christian, as well as being a homophonic Lesbian.
307* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
308** In one Anthology of Interest, the Professor keeps man-eating anteaters.
309** Subverted by [[GeneralFailure Zapp's]] "manned unmanned drones". They're remote-controlled drones [[ComicallyMissingThePoint that have soldiers on them anyway "just for show"]].
310* ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueAction'' combines this with HoistByHisOwnPetard; Calythos absorbs ComicBook/MartianManhunter's abilities, including the latter's weakness to fire. Problem is, Calythos is [[ManOfKryptonite made of fire]], so the fight ends pretty quickly from there.
311* ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueUnlimited'':
312** The episode "Dark Heart" features ComicBook/TheAtom versus a giant {{nanomachine|s}}.
313--->'''Atom:''' He's bigger than my car now, Katie. Personally, I blame you.
314** Another episode has Solomon Grundy come BackFromTheDead (long story), and when Green Lantern tells Vixen about it ("Funny thing is, he's supposed to be dead!"), she points out "Aren't all zombies, by definition, dead?" GL isn't quite sure how to respond to that.
315* ''WesternAnimation/TheLifeAndTimesOfJuniperLee'': In one episode, June meets a giant ("You know, a giant," he said, "as in fee, fi, foe, fum?") who is only three feet tall. June gets a laugh out of it at first, but it [[DudeNotFunny really isn't funny]] to the poor guy; his condition has caused him to be the subject of ridicule all his life by the other giants. (June tries to make a growing potion for him, but suffice to say, things go a little haywire.)
316* ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'':
317** Abrodolph Lincoler, a being Rick created by mixing the DNA of Abraham Lincoln and Adolf Hitler. His idea was to create a morally neutral superleader. Instead, he created a being who is constantly feeling cognitively dissonant and morally confused about his very conflicting ideas (for example, believing in the emancipation of African-Americans, but also believing in eradicating inferior genes).
318** There's also the Sperm Queen, a female example of an inherently male cell.
319* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' had a spoof of AttackOfThe50FootWhatever movies called ''Attack of the Giant Midget''. Said giant midget was about 6'5"... which is pretty tall, for a midget.
320* ''WesternAnimation/SabrinaAndTheGroovieGoolies'': In a song about how "noises are the strangest things in the world," one of the reasons give for their strangeness is that they're things that can scare you but you can't even see them. However, during the accompanying animation, Hagatha accidentally creates a being that is implied to be an embodied noise -- making it also a visible noise.
321* ''WesternAnimation/SheepInTheBigCity'' has military characters with {{Punny Name}}s that are usually oxymorons: General Specific, Private Public, Major Minor (who is a baby) and Corporal Ethereal (a hippy).
322* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': In one episode, Bart and Lisa are watching [[ShowWithinAShow a new [=McBain=] movie]] where the action heroes' latest foes are "CommieNazis". This would suggest a combination of Communism and Fascism, which are actually on completely opposite sides of the political spectrum. (Of course, the [=McBain=] movies tend to push the boundaries of belief even more than usual for the show as a whole.)
323* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' has the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka.
324* In ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', every type of Gem [[EveryoneHasASpecialMove has a power unique to that type]]. When Gems are born with defects of some sort (Off-Colors), this trope is usually the result; for instance, Sapphires have the power of predicting events, but Padparadscha's defect causes her to only be able to [[CaptainObvious predict things that already happened]].
325* ''WesternAnimation/SushiPack'': One villain, Paradoxter, enjoys things that are perfect paradoxes, such as sweet-and-sour sauce. His henchmen are jumbo shrimp (as in, man-sized), and in one episode he created animixes by [[MixAndMatchCritters splicing together two different animals]], such as a sheep and wolf. One of his henchshrimp points out that he should call himself Oxymoron, since he's a Man-Ox, but Paradoxter does not appreciate this input.
326* ''WesternAnimation/UncleGrandpa'': The titular character; he's both the uncle and the grandpa of everyone on Earth.
327* ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros'' features Dr. Entmann, who suffered from Gigantism and fought alongside the original Team Venture as "Humongoloid". But as a side-effect, he had severe health problems due to his condition, and Dr. Venture tried to shrink him down to normal proportions. It was too successful, and he wound up insect-sized. He is now a minuscule giant.
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331* Auto-antonyms, or contronyms, a term for words that have two separate meanings that are contradictory or even outright opposite--due to either them being homonyms from different etymologies, or persistent linguistic drift and metaphor. A classic example is the verb "dust", which can mean either "to put dust on something" (as in, dusting for fingerprints) or "to clean dust from something" (as in, dusting the plates).
332* ''Music/TheyMightBeGiants'': Referenced -- when an interviewer called them "the biggest indie act in the world", they said it was like being "the world's tallest midget".
333* A quantum computer could be considered oxymoronic: quantum phenomena can only occur when a subatomic particle is not observed. However, a computer's programs must be observed, as the whole purpose of a computer is to ''compute'' things. This is one reason why quantum computers have proven so difficult to design.
334* [[http://allisoncscientist5.blogspot.com/2008/02/no-eyed-big-eyed-spider-adelocosa-anops.html The No-Eyed Big-Eyed Spider]]. [[note]]So named because it's an eyeless species of the Big-Eyed Spider family.[[/note]]
335* Similar to the No-Eyed Big-Eyed Spider, a contradictory name can happen when you have to describe an animal whose common name has a color in it but which is actually a different color because of a mutation. For example, if you saw the description "red green iguana" you might stop and wonder what color it really is, or if perhaps it's both. It's predominantly red, but it's still a Green Iguana, i.e. ''Iguana iguana''. This problem is perhaps most well known with the "gray" wolf, which can be pure black or pure white without any traces of gray. Also a problem with the "red" fox, which can be other colors such as black and silver.
336* One of the largest cephalopods (besides the {{giant squid}} and the even bulkier ''colossal'' squid) is called the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven-arm_octopus seven-arm octopus]], which is an oxymoron because "octopus" means "eight feet" in Greek. Even weirder, this creature actually has eight tentacles like every other octopus species. It's called the seven-arm octopus because the male keeps one of its tentacles (used in reproduction) tucked away when it's not mating.
337* In the world of music, an "indie label" is this. Going by the original definition of the term, an artist isn't actually indie unless they ''don't have'' a record label (meaning that they produce and distribute all of their music by themselves). The definition of "indie" started to get a bit fuzzy after several pop artists in the indie scene developed a distinct, recognizable sound, and said sound became popular enough that several record labels started working to capitalize on it.
338* An EverythingIsBigInTexas joke goes "A Texan is someone who can't decide whether his state has the biggest or the smallest midgets in the world".
339* One popular animation website is named [[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com Albino Blacksheep]].
340* Similarly, people descended from sub-Saharan UsefulNotes/{{Africa}} (especially countries like UsefulNotes/{{Tanzania}} and UsefulNotes/{{Malawi}} in East Africa's [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Great_Lakes Great Lakes]] region) have the highest rates of albinism among humans outside of a few UsefulNotes/{{Native American|s}} communities and South Pacific islands. This makes the odd phrase "black albino" surprisingly accurate in a lot of cases, with "black" describing broader ethnic origins and "albino" describing actual coloration.
341* On January 28, 2020, a highway in Colorado was blocked for a few hours by a "[[https://twitter.com/SheriffAlert/status/1221881862244749315 large boulder the size of a small boulder]]". This was later clarified to be a typo: the boulder was the size of a small ''car''. (And no, the highway wasn't in the city of Boulder.)
342* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predator-prey_reversal Predator-prey reversal]] is when an animal that would normally be prey instead eats its own predator. A famous example of this are [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epomis Epomis]] beetles, which feed on amphibians such as frogs, even though amphibians normally eat beetles and other insects. Another famous example is the Australian meat ant, a carnivorous ant species that's one of the few animals on the continent that can safely prey on the invasive cane toad, as the ants are immune to the toad's toxins and can overwhelm immature toads that have just finished metamorphosing from their tadpole stage.
343* Amphibians get their name (meaning "of both kinds of life") from the fact that they start life as fish-like water-breathing animals but become reptile-like air-breathing animals as adults. The axolotl is one of a few examples of an amphibian that doesn't have a two stage lifecycle. It (at least normally) never matures out of its larval stage, which other amphibians have to do before they become sexually mature. So this means that a mature axolotl is both an adult and a larva at the same time and is an animal of two kinds of life that is of only one kind of life.
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