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1->'''Karrin Murphy:''' No-one likes a wiseass, Harry.\
2'''Harry Dresden:''' Are you kidding? As long as the wiseass is talking to someone else, people love 'em.
3-->-- ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'', ''Literature/WhiteNight''
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5Oh, look. An index of tropes about sarcasm and sarcastic characters. ''Fantastic''. [[SelfDemonstratingArticle Because we totally needed one of those.]]
6
7Compare InsultTropes for the immature and uncreative version. As if checking them out will enlarge some little brains out there.
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10!!Oh ''wonderful!'' These tropes should be fun!:
11[[index]]
12* AirQuotes: I get it. "Air quotes". I ''totally'' didn't see that coming.
13* AndImTheQueenOfSheba: Sure, and I'm the smartest person in the world too.
14* AskAStupidQuestion: What's this page, you ask? It's an index of happy people because the title that's right in front of you means nothing.
15* BackhandedApology: I apologize for being honest about how much of an idiot you are.
16* BritishHumour: We're an entire nation of complete arseholistic sarcapocalyptic buffoons.
17* CannotConveySarcasm: Just what I needed. Someone who doesn't know sarcasm at all.
18* CatsAreSnarkers: Meow. Well, what did you expect me to say? Woof woof?
19* CausticCritic: Yes, I'm a critic. And I suppose you're expecting a compliment on what I critique? You'd oughta be lucky I'm even acknowledging the work to begin with.
20* CondescendingCompassion: I really pity you for lacking a brain.
21* CoughSnarkCough: *cough* Dumbass! *cough*
22* {{Cuckoosnarker}}: Eccentric? Yes, I am. Stupid? Nope.
23* DeadpanSnarker: If it took you so long to figure out what this index is all about, then [[SarcasmMode you're such a genius]].
24* DisabledSnarker: I'm ''totally'' happy about being disabled.
25* DisapprovingLook: *Eyeroll*
26* DisproportionateCelebration: Hooray, you have just completed [[SarcasmMode one of the most tremendous things on earth]].
27* DrearyHalfLiddedEyes: I'm sure my uncaring half-shut eyes tipped you off that I'm a ''total'' ray of sunshine.
28* FalseReassurance: I'm not going to mock you. You're doing a tremendous job at doing that yourself.
29* FauxdianSlip: You can't--I mean should--see what this page is all about.
30* FirstPersonSmartass: Having only been on TV tropes about a thousand times, I couldn't possibly figure out that this trope is about the thing literally named in the title.
31* FlatJoy: Hooray.
32* FlatScare: Boo.
33* FlatWhat: What.
34* FlippantForgiveness: I forgive anyone for being too dumb to learn what this page is about.
35* GentlemanSnarker: Hello, my friend. [[SarcasmMode I'm]] ''[[SarcasmMode totally]]'' [[SarcasmMode not making fun of you]].
36* GradeSystemSnark: As far as stupidity goes, on a scale of 1-10, you deserve a solid 10. Nobody could top you.
37* HaHaHaNo: Ahahahahahahaha-- I hate this trope.
38* JewishSmartass (a.k.a. JewishSarcasm): Evidently, the world thinks our Yiddishe mishpoche are a bunch of leitzim. [[labelnote:Paraphrase]]Evidently, the world thinks that our Jewish family are a bunch of smartasses.[[/labelnote]] I wonder why...
39* JokeAndReceive: Oh yes, you just spouted some silly joke or sarcasm, except to find out it's true... don't we all ''love'' it when that happens.
40* KnockingTheKnockoff: Oh, look how original your ripoff of my character is.
41* KnightInSourArmor: [[SarcasmMode How happy I am to do good in a screwed-up world full of screwed-up people.]] [[SincerityMode I'm still going to do it anyway because it's right.]]
42* LemonyNarrator: It's a smart idea to ruin yourself even further to read this.
43* LiteralistSnarking: Someone actually took my sarcasm seriously. Very smart.
44* LittleMissSnarker: Am I a six-year-old girl? Naw. I'm a 96-year-old woman. What do you think I look like?
45* LopsidedDichotomy: Either you're really that stupid to know what this is about or this trope is a foreign language to you.
46* MentorInSourArmor: [[SarcasmMode Hey, my bunny slippers just ran for cover. You're terrifying.]] [[SincerityMode Look, kiddo, I learned the hard way war's not fun and games. I'm harsh on you because I don't want you dying out there.]]
47* NameMcAdjective: I often use that in my Snark [=McSpeeches=].
48* NeverHeardThatOneBefore: Sure. I ''never'' knew about this trope.
49* NoWrongAnswersExceptThatOne: I know I said there were no wrong tropes in this index, but clearly your stupid trope was an example of one.
50* NonActionSnarker: I have combat in the form of my sarcasm, not that you'd understand.
51* {{NOT}}: I think this list is great! [{{beat}}] ...NOT!
52* NotEvenBotheringWithAnExcuse: As if I even had one to begin with.
53* OffingTheMouth: Oh look, someone doesn't like my sarcasm to the point that they want to mur-- *BoomHeadshot*
54* OhWait: I wouldn't dare mock you by stating the blindingly obvious. Oh, wait -- I do!
55* RebootSnark: Poking fun at Hollywood's tendency to make reboots, often in the reboot itself.
56* RidiculousCounterRequest: You want a description? Yeah, and I wanna win the lottery. Tough luck.
57* SarcasmBlind: No. You're not this. You're just deaf.
58* SarcasmFailure: Oh, like there's really a time where I failed to... I don't know what to say.
59* SarcasmMode: I ''really'' didn't see that coming.
60* SarcasticClapping: *Clapping hands* [[SarcasmMode Well done, my fellow troper.]]
61* SarcasticConfession: Yeah, I admit it. I killed him, officer. And by that, I mean I didn't.
62* SarcasticDevotee: Because there's really no better way to show my loyalty to you than to [[SarcasmMode compliment you]].
63* SarcasticTitle: Yeah, this title perfectly describes the work, in total truthfulness...
64* SarcasticWellWishing: I hope you're proud of yourself. Things will not end well.
65* SassyBlackWoman: Uh-huh. I'm a woman, I'm black, and I got sass. Is your pea brain growing yet, child?
66* SassySecretary: [[SarcasmMode Isn't it a beautiful day in the office with smart colleagues and a nice boss?]]
67* ScareQuotes: You would be "well-advised" to just read the "carefully edited trope description" to find out what this one's about.
68* SequelSnark: Poking fun at Hollywood's tendency to make sequels.
69* ServileSnarker: My boss is ''very'' fun. I am ''soooooo'' blessed to have him as my boss. [[spoiler:{{Not}}!]]
70* SilentSnarker: *Facepalm*
71* SiliconSnarker: Because giving AI a human personality was a great idea, right?
72* SnarkBall: Oh, what's this? *Touches ball* I somehow feel compelled to mock people who are either annoying or stupid.
73* SnarkingThanks: Thank you for letting me know how stupid you really are.
74* TheSnarkKnight: [[SarcasmMode I'm very proud to be surrounded by dumbasses and jerks]]. [[SincerityMode Not that I'm any better]].
75* SnarkToSnarkCombat: Because I totally needed someone to argue with me through sarcasm.
76* SnarkyInanimateObject: Were you really expecting that non-living objects have no life of their own?
77* SnarkyNonHumanSidekick: Am I an animal? Naw. I'm a half-pint in a permanent animal costume.
78* StealthInsult: I see you're learning about this trope surprisingly quick.
79* StepfordSnarker: Congratulations, genius. You've just discovered that I use sarcasm as a way to mask my insecurities. [[spoiler:*sobbing* I'm completely worthless!]]
80* TakeThat
81* TallDarkAndSnarky: [[SarcasmMode No, I'm really short, light, and happy]]. What do you think I am?
82* TellHimImNotSpeakingToHim: This trope told me to tell you to just stay the hell off its page.
83* TookALevelInSmartass: So I'm snarkier than I used to be, so what?
84* {{Tradesnark}}: Yet another Trope™ about Snark™.
85* WellExcuseMePrincess: I'm a loser, you say? Well, I love you too.
86* WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong: We couldn't ''possibly'' be TemptingFate, could we?
87* WorldOfSnark: I'm snarky, you're snarky. We're all snarky. [[SarcasmMode We're one big happy family, are we?]]
88* WorldsSmallestViolin: Here's a tune to lament your obviously great sorrows.
89* YourLittleDismissiveDiminutive: See? [[SarcasmMode You're learning already with that little brain of yours]].
90[[/index]]
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92->That was ''very'' fun. [[SarcasmMode I've never had so much fun wasting my pathetic life writing this index]].

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