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10[[quoteright:285:[[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/nonsequiturthud.png]]]]
11[[caption-width-right:285:I mean, [[ExactWords she's speaking to you]], isn't she?]]
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13->''"Thank you, Andre. I'll have the veal piccata."''
14-->-- '''Jim "Washout" Pfaffenbach''' (after slamming face-first into an ambulance), ''Film/HotShots''
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16A character has suffered an {{amusing injur|ies}}y, usually of the blunt force to the head variety. Dazed, he will say something really random and NonSequitur, normally either before going out like a light or [[WakingNonSequitur after being awakened]]. It seems that with proper application of blunt trauma, the human skull becomes a radio receiver tuned to a random station somewhere in the world. Three [[StockPhrases common phrases]] used are "[[HowManyFingers How many fingers am I holding up?]]" (helpful bystander), some variation of "[[IWantMyMommy I don't wanna go to school today, mommy]]", and "Anybody get the number of that truck?" (victim). The character may also [[DeliriousMisidentification mistake someone closest for someone else]] during such.
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18A subtrope of NonSequitur and PartingFromConsciousnessWords, which also includes the cases where the parting words actually make sense. Overlaps with IntoxicationEnsues when caused by drugs or alcohol. May result in DeliriousMisidentification. See also ConcussionsGetYouHigh. In less serious works, tends to come hand-in-hand with CirclingBirdies.
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20The corresponding situation where a character says something random while regaining consciousness, is WakingNonSequitur. If a character says something random while unconscious, that's TalkingInYourSleep. {{Spoonerism}} is a common varia-- '''BONK!''' [[SelfDemonstratingArticle There sure are a lot of pencil corpses on the back of that signal.]]
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22!!Exa-- '''BONK!''' Fatimah's on her way! Batten down the hatches!
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24[[folder:Advertis-- '''BONK!''' No thank you, Jeremy. I've had enough cake.]]
25* One of Snickers' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPRscxQZs8E "Not going anywhere for a while?" commercials]] has a football player get hit a little too hard. The coach makes sure his marbles are all there:
26-->'''Coach:''' Where are you?\
27'''Player:''' I'm in New York.\
28'''Coach:''' Who am I?\
29'''Player:''' You're the coach!\
30'''Coach:''' And who are you?\
31'''Player:''' ''[pauses, then dramatic voice]'' I'm [[Film/Batman1989 Batman]].\
32'''Coach:''' Sit down.\
33'''Player:''' But you don't understand! I'm Batman!\
34'''Narrator:''' Not going anywhere for a while?
35:: The player then goes on to act like Batman for the rest of the commercial as the sales pitch is going on.
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38[[folder:Anime & '''BONK!''' Okay, Mr. Fancypants! Let's rumple!]]
39* In the first episode of ''Anime/BestStudentCouncil'', Rino [[WatchOutForThatTree hits her head on a tree]]. When Pucchan tries to put some sense into Rino, [[CirclingBirdies who’s seeing birds around her head]], Rino dizzily says, "Uh... I couldn't eat another bite." Pucchan replies, "You just got attacked! This isn't the time to be sleeping!"
40* Leigharch of ''Manga/BlackLagoon'' is brimming with these, especially when he's on cocaine (manga) or pot (anime). Among the more notable ones...
41-->'''Leigharch:''' ''[when Revy kicks him in the head to get him moving]'' I forgot! We have to go to Liverpool! Music/JimiHendrix is calling for me! To defeat the [[Franchise/StarTrek Klingon-alien!]]\
42'''Leigharch:''' ''[when the car gets shot up]'' Barbarella is holding an anti-war sign in the nude!\
43'''Leigharch:''' Playmates! There are exactly one hundred playmates! Starting from the nineties! It's attack of the Playmate Army!\
44'''Leigharch:''' WHAT? My application to the [[AngryBlackManStereotype Black Panthers]] was denied AGAIN?![[note]]Leigharch is a very white Irishman, adding to the hilarity of this one.[[/note]]
45* In the English dub of the ''Anime/DigimonAdventure02'' episode "Guardian Angel", after Pegasusmon is taken down by Andromon, he De-Digivolves back into Patamon, lands in T.K.'s arms and says, "I'll have two cheeseburgers and a large order of fries."
46** Speaking of ''Digimon'' English dubs, in the [[Anime/DigimonTheMovie dub movie]], Agumon and Tentomon have this to say after getting their butts handed to them by Infermon:
47--->'''Agumon:''' Don't take me out, coach.\
48'''Tentomon:''' I'm fine. Just one question: who's Tentomon?
49* ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'':
50** In Part 2, when Joseph knocks out some Nazi guards to infiltrate a base in Mexico, they cry out "TACOS!"
51** In Part 3, Alessi yells "ATTABOY!" as Star Platinum and Silver Chariot send him flying after a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown.
52* ''Anime/PokemonTheSeries'':
53** In the [[Anime/PokemonTheOriginalSeries Orange League]] episode "A Way-Off Day Off", Team Rocket slides down a zipline while reciting their motto. Both Jessie and James [[WatchOutForThatTree crash into a tree]] at the point where they say their names.
54--->'''Jessie:''' Team Blocket... rest off at the [[{{Spoonerism}} lead of spite...]] tonight...\
55'''James:''' Surrender now or prepare... [[BrokenRecord to surrender now... surrender now...]]\
56'''Meowth:''' ''Meowth! Say the motto riiiiight! [gives them both Fury Swipes]''
57** In ''Anime/PokemonTheSeriesXY'' episode ''Battling at Full Volume!'', Ash gets a fever after training with Greninja the previous night. He crawls out of his tent and slumps against Serena. He tries to say something, getting stuck on "I...", and Serena blushes, thinking [[ShipTease Ash is about to confess his love to her]].[[labelnote:*]]It works in both the English ("I love you") and Japanese ("Ai shite iru").[[/labelnote]] Instead...
58--->'''Ash:''' Iron Tail, Pikachu... ''[faints]''
59* ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'':
60** After hitting his head at the end of an episode, a cross-eyed Ranma says "Say, did anyone catch the number of that truck? Which way did he go? I'm Ranma!"
61** Once when Kunō hit Ranma with his sword he said "I'm a little teapot short and stout."
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64[[folder:Comed-- '''BONK!''' What a delicious mailbox!]]
65* Creator/DaneCook mentions this when discussing fainting from overindulgence of alcohol. "And just before you faint, you always have one final thought, like, 'Lobster bisque'. *thud*"
66* Creator/RichardPryor is talking about his days as a boxer, and he gets knocked down in one punch, and then sits up, and says, "Hi, mom! I'm okay!"
67* In Wayne and Schuster's "A Shakespearean Ballgame", the pitcher beans struggling batter Rocky.
68-->'''Rocky''': ''*picks up bat catcher's mask*'' Ah! Alas, poor [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Durocher Durocher]].\
69I knew him. A man of infinite lip.\
70''*to a random teammate*'' Hail to thee, sweet nymph. ''*picks up bats*''\
71I would have brought thee violets,\
72But they withered.
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75[[folder:Comic Boo-- '''BONK!''' Yellow o'clock already?]]
76* In issue #11 of the ''ComicBook/DarkwingDuck'' comic, after hitting his head the villain Steelbeak says "Ma? That you? I will watch my language... Buster told me to", which is a shout-out to ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures''. Steelbeak and Fowlmouth were both voiced by ''Creator/RobPaulsen'' using nearly identical voices.
77* ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse:
78** In the ''WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck'' comics story "The Head of Rama Putra", Donald's nephews cut him loose from a hanging vine that had entangled his leg. Don ends up landing head first on a rock, and as Huey, Dewey, and Louie check on him, he babbles "Yes, Mr. President, I got the license number of that broccoli... it wasn't armed..."
79** Creator/DonRosa's "Incident at [=McDuck=] Tower" had Donald fall in a very cartoonish manner from a building, finally landing in a display in a grocery store. As a clerk helps him out he asks "St. Peter... why is heaven full of parsley?"
80* In an issue of the ''ComicBook/HarleyAndIvy'' miniseries, the two infiltrate the set of a movie based on their capers. Harley is unimpressed by the actor playing the Joker, and pummels him. He is then seen babbling "Yoda? ...Dagobah system?" This is a MythologyGag combined with an ActorAllusion, as in the Franchise/DCAnimatedUniverse the Joker is played by Mark Hamill.
81* A running gag in DC's ''[='=]ComicBook/MazingMan'' comics is that whenever the title character got conked on the head (including one instance when he was stuffed into a Goodwill box) he'd start singing Simon & Garfunkel's greatest hits. Which may make the ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'' gag listed in Western Animation the World's Most Obscure ShoutOut.
82* A common gag in ''ComicBook/{{Nodwick}}'' when the gang (usually [[ButtMonkey Nodwick]] himself) sustains head injuries.
83* In the old ''Franchise/SuperMarioBros'' comic story ''Mutiny on the Fungi'', after taking a blow to the head from an irate former {{Mook}}, Bowser stammers "I'll get a job in the morning, Mommy."
84* In one ''ComicBook/TomorrowStories'' story featuring Splash Brannigan, Splash sets himself up as a FilmNoir detective and gets embroiled in a tense mystery. He also narrates the whole story out loud, which means he talks like this: "C'est la vie, ma chère, I [[SaidBookism wheezed, Frenchly.]]" When he's drugged, he manages to say "'Now, what about this urble flurgle glurb blufungle?', I unicorned, orangely." before passing out.
85* In one of the final issues of the Milligan/Allred ''ComicBook/XForce'', the team is facing a legal threat and has to change their name soon, but can't think of anything. When U-Go Girl is attacked during a mission, she passes out, wakes up momentarily, and says something like "That's it! Our new name, we'll call ourselves the X-Men!" before losing consciousness again.
86* ''ComicBook/XMen'': When ComicBook/{{Beast|MarvelComics}} gets knocked down by a mind-controlled ComicBook/{{Colossus}}, he goes: "Anyone… get the number... of that [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor uru hammer]]?"
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89[[folder:Comic Stri-- '''BONK!''' The table is saying naughty words again.]]
90* In one strip of ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty'', after being traumatized by an encounter with a Basselope, Opus becomes delirious and starts quoting [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marlin_Perkins Marlin Perkins]], while also advertising for the Mutual of Omaha.
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93[[folder:Fan '''BONK!''' Fuck you, Roosevelt! I'mma going to ''space!'']]
94* In ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/27570811/chapters/67440760 Acceptance]]'' Harry asks for the license plate of the bus after being thrown into a wall by the troll in the girls' bathroom.
95* From Chapter 5 of ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/103630/5/attack-on-titan-the-ponies-from-afar/chapter-5-i-can-hear-a-heart-beating Attack on Titan: Ponies from Afar]]'', after [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow Dash]] gets blindsided and slammed into a building by an OffHandBackHand from a [[Manga/AttackOnTitan Titan]]:
96-->'''Rainbow Dash:''' And then Daring Do drank all the cheesecake.
97* From ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', after the titular duo crash their sled [[RunningGag once again]]:
98-->'''Hobbes:''' How much cluck could a good duck cluck if a good duck could cluck good?\
99'''Calvin:''' Darkness? It is I, VideoGame/PajamaSam! I have come to vanquish you!
100* In ''[[https://www.furaffinity.net/view/54958295/ A Casual Day of Aliens]]'', after Gwen slams into a door:
101-->*BAM!* Hehe.... mom, I already ate all my dinner... can I have dessert now? *PLOOF!*
102* ''[[Fanfic/PoniesOfOlympus Ditzy Don't]]'': Pinkie has this to say to Twilight after Ditzy accidentally food-poisons her:
103-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' If I don't make it... tell Gummy... he always goes flat when he tries to hit that high B. He really needs to work on that...
104* ''[[Fanfic/LifeInManehattan The DJ-PON3 Party]]'': When Twilight thinks that Graphite, a stallion flirting with her and Octavia at Vinyl's club, touched her flank (it was actually Spike hoping she'd assume this, because he didn't like the guy), she punches him in the face so hard he stumbles out of their booth and says this before passing out:
105-->'''Graphite:''' Thank you very much, please come again...
106* In ''Fanfic/ADoorJam'', during the battle with the wyvern, Applejack gets slammed into a cliff:
107-->'''Applejack:''' Granny Smith, I think that apple cider is a mite strong.
108* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'':
109** In the Season 1 Finale, Vegeta manages to knock Goku into a mount- er, [[InsistentTerminology plateau]]. Doubles as a TakeThat.
110--->'''Goku:''' ''[thinking]'' Man, this is worse than [[Film/DragonballEvolution that time I was in high school, and all the guys called me "Geeko", and I was Piccolo's slave, I couldn't get Chi-Chi to like me, and...]] ''[spoken]'' Wow, I hit that rock harder than I thought.
111** Later in Season 2, Krillin lapses into this after receiving a brutal kick from Recoome:
112--->'''Krillin:''' HELLO GOHAN have you done your homework, 'cause if you don't, Chi-Chi will KICK my ass!
113** In their version of ''The World's Strongest'', Goku has a problem -- Gohan is able to stop Dr. Wheelo and save the day without violence, but Goku had just finished charging the Spirit Bomb. Confused over the situation, Goku decides that maybe he can lay the Spirit Bomb down gently on the ground. There's a huge explosion and Goku's seen laying on the rubble of what's left of Wheelo's lab, groaning out "Good work, team...!"
114* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14313604/6/Duel-of-Fate Duel of Fate]]'':
115-->'''Su:''' Did you get the tail feathers of that hippogriff?
116* ''Fanfic/EarthAndSky'': Poor Applejack gets a few of these after getting clocked over the head by [[{{Jerkass}} Shootin' Star]] in a BarBrawl.
117-->'''Applejack:''' That's a fine bucket o' cranberries, prime minister. Have a baked accordion with yer sandwich, compliments o' the fire department.\
118'''Applejack:''' Bananas ain't right. You tell 'em I ain't havin' 'em on the steerin' committee.
119* From chapter 3 of ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7144846/3 Ed, Edd, 'n Pony]]'', after the plow that {{WesternAnimation/Ed|EddNEddy}} and [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Big Macintosh]] were in crashes through the wall: "I think I hit a pipe."
120* ''Fanfic/TheEquestrianWindMage'':
121** At the Crystal Fair, Rainbow Dash body slam tackles [[BlackKnight Maulgrim]] during a joust, but [[NoSell the attack hurts her more than it does him]], leading to her uttering one of these before passing out. (Doubles as a ShoutOut to ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''; see the Western Animation folder below.)
122--->'''Rainbow Dash:''' But I don't wanna feed Gramma while she's in the bathtub.
123** In Season 2, when Vaati gets blindsided by a Helmasaur in the Diamond Dog mines, he also mutters out of these before passing out.
124--->'''Vaati:''' No, Ezlo, I said two teaspoons of sugar in my waffles.
125* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11798428/7/Fall-to-Zenith Fall to Zenith]]'', Voldemort uses the truck version after [[Literature/HighSchoolDxD Serafall]] turns him into a [[Franchise/{{Disgaea}} Prinny]] and then kicks him, sending him ricocheting into several walls.
126* In the Epilogue of ''[[Fanfic/APonyOutOfPlace Flames and Twilight]]'', After Flare [[spoiler:brought Nightmare Moon back to life as a Filly]]:
127-->Flare looked up, [[WingdingEyes his eyes swirling a bit]]. "Hey there, Fairy~ Doo doo do doooo! Fairy learned Double Team!" Flare giggled as Twilight sighed. Yeah, he was fine.
128* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7192822/1/Fudge-s-Fudge Fudge's Fudge]]'' Harry is knocked unconscious by a cursed magical artifact.
129-->'''Harry:''' What happened? And did anyone get the name of the one flying that broomstick?
130* ''WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC'':
131** After a few too many drinks, Iron Man says "[[ShoutOut Thank you Andre; I'll have the veal picatta]]", then passes out, falling forward onto his face. And then through the floor; Spider-Man is surprised to discover that Stan's Place has a basement. Presumably this is a ShoutOut to ''Film/HotShots''
132** Also Spider-Man's slightly drunken ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' freak out:
133--->'''Spider-Man:''' ''[to Iron Man]'' Bumblebee!\
134'''Batman:''' That's not him.\
135'''Spider-Man:''' ''[to Superman]'' Optimus!\
136'''Batman:''' He's not here.\
137'''Spider-Man:''' This isn't my war!\
138'''Batman:''' No, it isn't.\
139'''Spider-Man:''' But I fear it soon will be.\
140'''Batman:''' No, it won't.
141* ''Fanfic/JewelOfDarkness'' plays this a bit more seriously, as Jinx is rendered delirious by Mad Mod's MindRape until she receives medical attention.
142* In ''Fanfic/{{Magnetism}}'', Twilight, after being dragged, with Fluttershy, [[ItMakesSenseInContext into Rainbow Dash at high speeds]], gets up and delivers one before falling over again.
143-->'''Twilight:''' Yes mommy, I would like syrup with my pancakes.
144* In ''Fanfic/{{Marionettes}}'', Cover Story blasts Pinkie Pie's Party Cannon and makes it explode in her face. When Fluttershy checks on her, she mutters:
145-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' Boneless, I know you miss Cheese Sandwich but he's throwing a party in Las Pegasus...
146* In the ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'' fic ''Fanfic/ThePandaChronicles'', Aaron T., hallucinating from his fever, laughs that the other boys have (imaginary) flowers on their heads, and then promptly collapses on the floor.
147* In a scene in ''WebVideo/RanmaOneHalfTheAbridgedChronicles'', Ranma says [[Music/TheBeatles "Expert texpert choking smokers."]]
148* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5897077/1/Reexamining-Things Reexamining Things]]'' Snape asks for the license number of the ceiling after jumping high enough to hit it when Harry tests his Banshee Potion during class.
149* Yang in ''Fanfic/RWBYReckoning'', which also doubles as a ShoutOut:
150-->'''Yang:''' [[Film/IronMan3 I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of a sentence, I say the wrong cranberry.]]
151* In the ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''-''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'' crossover fic ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/23855998/chapters/57336778 Skies of Blue, Red Roses Too]]'', Ranma mumbles one of these after being clobbered with a heavy kettle dropped on her by a seagull.
152-->'''Ranma:''' Cookies, for me? Why sure, Kuno, back up the truck...
153* ''Fanfic/ThisBites'':
154** Cross jumps a little too much while up on a tree branch when Luffy comes out of nowhere and surprises him. After he hits the ground, he starts singing "A Bicycle Built for Two" while Soundbite sings some strange amalgamation of "Yankee Doodle" and "Old [=McDonald=]".
155** After one of Nami's gold-euphoric dances, Vivi is left with dizzy eyes and mumbling how she doesn't want to learn ballet because Kohza would laugh at her.
156** Just before Tashigi can fly into a rage over learning about the swords Captain Shu destroyed with his Rust-Rust Fruit, Chopper is able to sedate her into a chair.
157--->'''Tashigi:''' I am going to-- *THWACK!* --[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption hug a cuddly bunny...]]
158* ''FanFic/TotalDramaLegacy'': [[spoiler: When Drew gets shocked with electricity and gets knocked out in "Virtual Royale-ity", he says "No more brownies for me, Mother…" before falling face-first on the floor.]]
159* ''Fanfic/TransformersMHA'': Starscream decides to pick a fight with All Might, [[UnderestimatingBadassery thinking the Hero will be no issue to destroy]]. Cue Starscream having his ass handed to him [[CurbStompBattle in one punch]]. Followed by Starscream having this to say:
160-->'''Starscream''': ''(optics rolling to the back of his head)'' Ooooh... why yes, Lord Megatron, I WOULD like to pilot the Purple Griffon, thank you...
161* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7068631/36/Years-at-War-Part-2-The-Legion-Born Years at War, Part 2: The Legion Born]]'' Luna is woken after being knocked unconscious by an injury.
162-->'''Luna:''' Anybody get the make and model of the broom that walloped me?
163* In ''Fanfic/YouCallThatACostume'', when the Rainbooms are sent flying into a wall by EQG Flutterbat, {{Personality Swap}}ped Applejack mumbles "Why yes, Dear. That dress is on sale."
164* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14325284/3/Yule-at-Grimmauld-Place Yule at Grimmauld Place]]'' Harry wakes up after a goblin ritual to remove the [[SoulJar Horcrux]] from his scar.
165-->'''Harry:''' Did anyone get the name of the dragon that tried to eat me for breakfast?
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168[[folder:Films -- Animati-- '''BONK!''' Happy fishies everywhere!]]
169* In ''WesternAnimation/AsterixAndTheVikings'', after Obelix punches out one of the Roman guards he says "Second door on the left... you passed the test..." before falling unconscious.
170* ''WesternAnimation/ChickenRun'' Rocky's line after a particularly spectacular FacePlant is initially presented as one of these, but later turns out to be [[{{Foreshadowing}} something else entirely]]...
171-->"Thank you ladies and gentlemen you've been a wonderful audience!" *thud*
172* Kuzco to Pacha in ''WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove'', after Chicha hits him with a frying pan:
173-->'''Kuzco:''' ''[dazed]'' You have a lovely wife. [[SingleMaltVision Both very pretty.]]
174* In ''WesternAnimation/FernGullyTheLastRainforest'', Batty (the PTSD bat played by Creator/RobinWilliams) is ranting against humans when Zack touches his brain implant. He gets a jolt of electricity and says "Price check on prune juice, Bob -- price check on prune juice." Then he's out. In fact, this is a RunningGag in the movie. It becomes a plot point during the FinalBoss battle when he starts to get basic cable and Zack flicks through until he gets ''Film/HamburgerHill''.
175* In ''WesternAnimation/Incredibles2'', Elastigirl pursues the BigBad onto a jet. The BigBad (who has an oxygen supply) flies the jet high enough to afflict the heroine (who doesn't) with hypoxia, causing her to start babbling as she collapses.
176* ''WesternAnimation/JonahAVeggieTalesMovie'':
177** Bob and Mr. Asparagus utter these after their van hits a rock and the air bags deploy in their faces:[[note]]:: Not so random: that line is probably an allusion to a scene from ''Field of Dreams'': "Is this heaven?" "No, it's Iowa."[[/note]]
178--->'''Bob:''' Am I in... Heaven?\
179'''Mr. Asparagus:''' Smells like... Wisconsin!
180** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIXNdFShI2E "outtakes"]] include alternate versions of this scene with even-more-random lines.
181* In ''[[WesternAnimation/LegoDCComicsSuperHeroes LEGO DC Comics: Justice League vs. Bizarro League]]'', after Superman is hurled into a giant crystal by Darkseid, Batman tells him that he needs more time to rebuild his ship, to which Superman responds "Time... time is now purple o'clock."
182* In ''WesternAnimation/MadagascarEscape2Africa'', while the Zoo gang are WatchingTheSunset after their first day in Africa, King Julien [[IntoxicationEnsues drunkenly]] stumbles in, singing:
183-->'''Julien:''' ''[[Music/TinaTurner I'm a Priiiivate Dancer, a daaaancer for money...Da da da da daaaaa da da, da da da...Dada da dada, dada da da da da... Any old music will do.]]'' ''[thud]''
184* In ''WesternAnimation/OliverAndCompany'', Einstein does this during a diversion by Dodger and his gang. He bumps into Jenny's limo and says, "Run, Sparky! Go find Bumper!"
185* In the Disney film ''WesternAnimation/ThePrinceAndThePauper,'' Goofy, disguised as an executioner, inadvertently knocks out a weasel guard with his axe while trying to save Donald and the Mickey look-a-like. The weasel guard babbles, "Thank you, I had a lovely evening", and kisses Goofy before passing out.
186* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Robots}}'', Mr. Bigweld says several odd things after being hit in the head with a telephone.
187-->'''Bigweld:''' I'm the prettiest girl at the Harvest Moon Ball!\
188'''Bigweld:''' If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!... If you're happy and you know it...\
189'''Bigweld:''' [[ShoutOut Daaaiiisy... Daaaiiiisyyy...]] [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey give me your answer doooo...]]
190* ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretLifeOfPets'' has this bit from [[KillerRabbit Snowball]] after he's disoriented by the bus crash:
191-->'''Snowball:''' That raccoon is lying. He's not the President! ''[face plants]''
192* ''Franchise/{{Shrek}}'':
193** In ''WesternAnimation/Shrek2'', right before Donkey passes out after drinking the Happily Ever After potion, he exclaims, [[Series/SanfordAndSon "I'm coming, Elizabeth!"]]
194** In ''WesternAnimation/ShrekTheThird'', after headbutting her way through a ''second'' stone wall, Fiona's mother starts humming "[[ActorAllusion A Spoonful of Sugar]]".
195* In ''WesternAnimation/SurfsUp'', after Cody has a serious wipe-out on his first big wave[[note]]He almost drowned and got stung by a sea urchin[[/note]] and is given CPR by life guard Lani, we get this:
196-->'''Cody:''' Did I win? I won, huh? Oh look, there's pixies everywhere! ''[passes out]''
197* In the Minimax cut of ''WesternAnimation/TheThiefAndTheCobbler'', the Thief, while trying to pole-vault up to the palace's minaret, gets bounced around by awnings like a pinball. After sliding safely onto the ground, he slurs, "Well Marv, this concludes our pole-vaulting event, and now let's move on to the floor exercises..." before fainting.
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200[[folder:Films -- Live- '''BONK!''' I'll mow your children for only two milks.]]
201* ''Film/TheAdventureOfSherlockHolmesSmarterBrother'': After receiving a (giant) [[GroinAttack boot to the groin]], Moriarty's unnamed assistant (Creator/RoyKinnear) calls out "Oh taxi!" and collapses.
202* In ''Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks: The Squeakquel'':
203-->'''Alvin:''' I'm not going anywhere without Da -- ''(gets pinched with an anesthetic)'' -- [[Music/TheMonkees aaaaaaaydream believer and a homecoming queen...]]
204* ''Film/TheBigLebowski'': "That rug... really... tied the room together." Though it's hardly a non sequitur in context— more like a catchphrase.
205* Another rare non-comedic example crops up in ''Film/BlackHawkDown'' of all places. One of the rangers gets a little too close for comfort to an RPG explosion. One of the Delta members (after dispatching the guy with the launcher) rushes over to check him. After uncovering him from all the rubble, he merely asks "Are you alright? Are you OK?" Which is answered by "Yeah, I can hear bells ringin'", which gives the Delta member a good laugh. Justified in that the characters were in a war zone, and since his response was stating a physical condition he was dealing with at that moment, he was still very much alert. Or, at least alert enough to remain combat effective until he could be thoroughly checked out by a medic or doctor.
206* ''Film/DoctorInTrouble'': When Dr. Burke awakens after his TapOnTheHead:
207-->'''Dr. Burke''': Oh, my head. I c- I, uh- Taxi...? Where's me Taxi? Taxi?
208* Also used non-comedically ([[{{Narm}} or not]]) in ''Film/TheHappening'' -- the people affected by the [[spoiler:neurotoxin]] do this right before they [[spoiler:kill themselves]].
209* ''Film/HighHeelsAndLowLifes'': At the end of the film, Inspector Tremaine and Sgt. [=McGill=] arrive at Mason's mansion and are looking in bewilderment at the shot-up exterior. Mason, who has been injected with a non-fatal dose of insulin, staggers out and addresses them with a string of bizarre militarism-s before declaring that he likes them and passing out.
210* ''Film/HotShots'' and ''Film/HotShotsPartDeux''. The one from the first film is the page quote up top. From the second film:
211-->'''Topper Harley:''' That's right, Lindsay, it's 20 minutes past the hour, and now here's the Buckinghams with "Kind of a Drag". *thud*
212* ''Film/AKidInKingArthursCourt'':
213-->'''Calvin:''' Sir Kane! How many fingers am I holding up?\
214'''Sir Kane:''' Just a little off the top. Keep the sideburns.
215* Creator/LaurelAndHardy:
216** Unusual variation in ''Film/WayOutWest'', during the singing of [[http://youtu.be/B13QoA59tA4 "Trail of the Lonesome Pine":]] Stan shows off by singing in a (dubbed) deep baritone, to Ollie's consternation. Ollie gets a mallet from behind the bar and konks Stan -- who switches to a ''woman's soprano'', finishes off the song, then keels over.
217** In ''Film/{{Babes in Toyland|1934}}'', the villain konks Stan over the head... Stan looks confused, turns to Ollie, and says "Did he hit me?" Ollie nods, and Stan collapses.
218* In the football movie ''Film/LittleGiants'', a kid gets tackled, and mumbles "Did I pass the spelling test?" before losing consciousness.
219* In the remake of ''Film/TheLongestYard'', one of the guards takes a huge hit and ends up with a concussion. As he's being carried off the field, he says (to the men carrying him) "Hey, Mom! Hey, Dad! Thanks for picking me up from school!"
220* In ''Film/TheManWithOneRedShoe'', Tom Hanks' character is shot in the rear-end with several tranquilizer darts. As they begin to take effect, he says, "No, mom! I'm not watching TV! I'm practicing! I'm practicing!" Then he mimics playing the violin before passing out.
221* In ''Film/MouseHunt'', Caesar the EccentricExterminator, played by Creator/ChristopherWalken, tries to ferret out the mouse in question, but it sends him on a very painful journey through the house, after which he is taken out in a hospital stretcher. As he is being carried out, what he says clearly shows that the mouse [[DrivenToMadness drove him to madness]].
222-->'''Ernie Smuntz:''' Caesar, are you all right? Try to think, did you catch that mouse?\
223'''Caesar:''' What's that? Horse!? FIENDISH!!! I WON'T EAT IT!! AAAGH! ''[makes chattering noises like a mouse]''
224* ''Film/ScaryMovie 4'': While attempting to save their van from a mob, Tom gets socked in the jaw.
225-->'''Tom:''' Don't worry kids, the doors are locked. There's no possible way they can ''[whack]'' build a robot out of chocolate, but that's just common sense. Oh, waiter?
226* In ''Film/SilentMovie'' when the studio chief falls victim to an unexpected {{Slapstick}} gag, he responds with "Who am I? Where am I? Who ordered the veal cutlet?"
227* Near the end of ''Film/SonOfThePinkPanther'', one of the bad guys is hit in the head by a falling statue, exclaims "That's it! No more Mr. Nice Guy!"... and promptly falls unconscious.
228* ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'':
229** After the ship comes out of Ludicrous Speed, Dark Helmet -- who was not restrained in any capacity -- gets catapulted forward and smashes his giant helmet-covered head into a computer terminal, smashing it, his helmet, and his glasses. When asked for orders after he got up, he goes, "Well, why don't we take a five minute break? Smoke if you got 'em!" and collapses. It's actually a subversion, since what he was saying made ''perfect sense'', even after the head trauma.
230** Played straight later in the film, where while Lone Star and company are lost on the desert planet, Barf gasps "Oh, waiter... CheckPlease" before collapsing from exhaustion.
231* ''Film/SpaceJam'':
232** Bugs and Daffy are in "3-D Land" getting Michael's lucky basketball shorts, when Daffy makes a wrong turn while tunneling in Looney Toons fashion toward the Jordan house, resulting in a nasty confrontation with the family dog. A few seconds later, Daffy rings the front doorbell. When Bugs answers it from the inside, Daffy says (not sings) "Twinkle, twinkle, little star!" before passing out.
233** After getting knocked for a loop during the Big Game, Daffy Duck clings to one of the Monstars and babbles "But Mommy, I don't want to go to school today! I want to stay home and bake cookies with you." Made even funnier upon him being pulled away from the opponent, he strongly tugs at the Monstar's face and rearranges his facial features.
234** After being incinerated by a Monstar's fire breath, Foghorn Leghorn says "Did you order original recipe or extra crispy?"
235* ''Franchise/StarTrek'':
236** Averted in ''Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock'' where Dr. [=McCoy=] is suffering from a Vulcan mind meld. [=McCoy=] is fine during incarceration, but can slip into Spock-mode at any given moment.
237--->'''Kirk:''' How many fingers am I holding up? ''[while making the Vulcan salute]''\
238'''[=McCoy=]:''' That's not very damn funny!
239** Also in ''Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome'', we get this gem after Dr. [=McCoy=] fixes up a cerebral hemorrhage Chekov suffered in a fall:
240--->'''Kirk:''' Name. Rank.\
241'''Chekov:''' Chekov... Pavel... rank... ''[grins]'' Admiral.
242** Played with in ''Film/StarTrek2009''. At the end of the BarBrawl that Pike breaks up, Kirk says something lucid to him but it's obvious that he is dazed. This is one of the more accurate depictions of someone who has been repeatedly punched in the face.
243--->'''Pike:''' You alright, son?\
244'''Kirk:''' ''[slurred]'' You can whistle ''really'' loud, you know that?
245* Q in ''Film/TowerOfTerror'', after he receives a shock.
246-->'''Q:''' Good morning!
247* A rare non-comedic example occurs in ''Film/WalkTheLine''. As he loses consciousness after collapsing onstage, Johnny mutters, "Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency..." (an old [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Foghorn Leghorn]] line).
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251* Tobias smacks into a window during a mission in one ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'' book. The rest of the mission is interspersed with his random comments about ''TabletopGame/{{Clue}}.'' When he comes back to lucidity, he mentions dreaming about being chased around the conservatory by Professor Plum.
252-->'''Tobias:''' Miss Scarlet? Was it Miss Scarlet with the plum in the professor?
253* ''Literature/CaptainUnderpants'': In the seventh epic novel, "And The Big, Bad Battle Of The Bionic Booger Boy Part 2: Revenge of the Ridiculous Robo-Boogers", Captain Underpants lands on his head after jumping out of a window trying to fly. When Harold and George rush to his side to see if he's okay, he mutters "Mommy, my train went swimming in the piano."
254* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'':
255** Late in the novel ''Literature/FeetOfClay'', troll cop Detritus proceeds to blackmail another troll into helping them reassemble a golem by threatening to arrest him (or worse) on drug charges. Detritus knows this because he'd tasted the powder hidden in one of the statues and found it to be Slab: an infamous Troll drug. After said cooperation is assured, he asks another cop, "Did I just lick 'dis?" When told yes, he seems relieved. "'D hate to believe dis room was really full of giant hairy spide... weeble weeble sclup..." ''Thud.''
256** In ''Literature/SoulMusic'', Death, while making a stab at DrowningHisSorrows, makes a long, rambling speech on how he can never forget anything, even things that haven't happened yet, and how he can't prevent the things he doesn't like.
257--->"Ah, funny how things come back to you, isn't it. [[AnimatedAdaptation Ysabell...]]" It was the most impressive collapse the bar had ever seen. The tall dark stranger fell backward slowly, like a tree. There was no sissy sagging of the knees, no cop-out bouncing off a table on the way down. He simply went from vertical to horizontal in one marvelous geometric sweep.
258* In nearly every one of the ''Literature/EncyclopediaBrown'' children's books, the tale of Encyclopedia's sidekick, Sally Kimball, pounding some sense into bully [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Bugs Meany]], leaving him muttering "deal the cards." However, ''Encyclopedia Brown Lends a Hand'' has it that she left him "muttering about the price of yo-yos in China." [[RunningGag Different books have it being different things]], but he always gets an NST at some point. She beats him up multiple times, and he usually has one each time.
259* ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'' features this type of behavior from a Muggle as a side-effect of an unusually large amount of magical memory modification: when the main characters are checking out of a campground in August he waves them off with a "Merry Christmas."
260* The fiction works of William Johnstone often have BlackComedy scenes where various antagonists are killed or injured in a surprise attack, and in several books, one gets hit over the head and briefly regresses to rambling about an earlier point in life before passing out.
261** In ''The First Mountain Man: Forty Guns West'', one of several aristocrats interested in HuntingTheMostDangerousGame gets clobbered in the head and, after getting up, thinks he is talking to his mother and tells her he pooped in his nightie.
262** More darkly, in ''Code Name: Survival'', a member of an AllBikersAreHellsAngels group is left half conscious after a fight and thinks he is a teenager and, in a SuspiciouslySpecificDenial manner, tells his coach that it must have been someone else who raped that girl in the gym.
263* Happens in a chapter of one of Creator/TamoraPierce's ''Literature/ProtectorOfTheSmall'' books, appropriately titled "Tilt Silly". Kel received a massive blow while tilting and winds up giggling to her former, stern training master.
264-->'''Kel:''' I know, my lord. You wish I were a boy. But being a girl is more fun. More fun-er? Is that right?\
265'''Wyldon:''' Go lie down, Mindelan. You're tilt-silly.
266* In Creator/WoodyAllen's humorous short story, "Remembering Needleman", the titular character died when he was tapped on the head by a wrecking ball. "His last, enigmatic words were, 'No thanks, I already own a penguin.'"
267* ''Literature/StarTrekNewFrontier'':
268** In the novel "Martyr", Commander Shelby had just been badly injured in a planetside attack, but she's well enough to take over command in a fight. After a crazy (but ingenious) plan to use the local star as a deadly weapon, she congratulates everyone, then stops and yells "Oh look! The colors!" before passing out again.
269** In ''Literature/ImzadiII'', written by the same author, who is one of the creators of ''Series/SpaceCases'', Lwaxana is stuck and delivers the quote below from that show.
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273* An episode of ''Series/ThirdRockFromTheSun'' opens with Harry being repeated beaned in the head with a cast iron pan resulting in wild personality shifts and left field dialogue which is lampshaded by the rest of the cast.
274-->'''Tommy:''' What's with Harry?\
275'''Dick:''' He seems to be having a reaction to a crushing skull blow.
276* In ''Series/TheATeam'' episode "[[Recap/TheATeamS1E3ChildrenOfJamestown Children of Jamestown]]", Face takes one to the... well, face. When Hannibal asks how many fingers he's holding up, the bleary commando volunteers "Gargh... Blue... TREE!"
277* A non-cranial injury version of this trope occurred during the ''Series/BabylonFive'' episode "Parliament of Dreams", in which Londo Mollari -- drunk off his ass -- spouts a bunch of nonsense and collapses. The scene is also an ''epic'' ChewingTheScenery moment for the Centauri ambassador.
278-->'''Londo:''' ''[to Delenn]'' Have I ever told you, that you are ''very'' cute for a Minbari? ''[to Garibaldi]'' And [[HoYay you are cute too]], in an annoying sort of way. Everybody's cute. Everybody's cute! Even me... But in purple, I'm ''stunning''! ''[Thud]''\
279'''Vir:''' Ah! He has become one with his inner self!\
280'''Garibaldi:''' He's ''passed out''.\
281'''Vir:''' That too.
282* Lester in ''Series/BeakmansWorld'', far too many times to count. Sometimes he even ''initiates'' the [[AmusingInjuries amusing injury]] that leads to the thud. For example, hitting himself with a gavel, then yelling "Sustained!" ''Thud!''
283* In the first episode of ''Series/BlackBooks'', Manny accidentally swallows the Little Book of Calm and spends the rest of the day as a Jesus-figure spouting extracts from the book at anyone who'll listen. When he gets punched in the face by a skinhead he jumbles them up;
284-->'''Manny:''' Add a drop of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it...
285* Eddie gets back from a bender in ''Series/{{Bottom}}'' and takes generous swig of bleach.
286-->'''Eddie:''' Taxi! The Copacabana! ''[thud]''
287* From ''Series/{{Chuck}}'':
288-->'''Lester:''' If we come back, I want a raise, perks, the company car, and three kilos of-- ''[tranquilizer dart]'' Gluten free biscotti! [Thud!]\
289'''Jeff:''' ''[tranquilizer dart]'' ...I think my water just broke. ''[Thud!]''
290* ''Series/CriminalMinds'' has a rare chilling example in later episode. An agent [[spoiler:Prentiss worked with before transferring to the BAU]] checks a peephole in a door. The perspective is from what she sees, which is a man standing nearby. [[spoiler:A silenced gunshot is heard, and she says in a dreamy voice, "Grandma brought it... for Christmas" as a drop of blood runs down her forehead just before she falls over, dead.]]
291* Consciously used by the titular ME in ''Series/CrossingJordan''. Trying to ignore that she'd been diagnosed with a life-threatening illness, Jordan eventually suffers a seizure at work. When she comes around, Doctor Macy checks her mental status with the 'how many fingers?' test, and Jordan pranks him by slurring "Friiiday!"
292* ''Series/DeathInParadise'': At the end "Switcharoo", the Commisioner remarks to Inspector Parker that he is not looking well. Parker responds that he is fine, followed by "No sugar please, Doris" and then passes out.
293* ''Series/DoctorWho'': Physical trauma (especially [[ResurrectionSickness post-regenerative stress]]) often causes the Doctor to get mixed up and refer to former companions and adventures.
294** The Fourth Doctor was particularly prone, not ''quite'' to the point of it being one of his quirks.
295*** After regenerating:
296---->'''The Doctor:''' ...typical Sontaran attitude. Stop Linx... perverting the course of human history. I tell you, Brigadier, there's nothing to worry about. The brontosaurus is large and placid. And stupid! If the square of the hypotenuse equals the sum of the squares on the other two sides, why is a mouse when it spins? ''[beaming smile]'' Never did know the answer to that one. ''[passes out]''
297*** After having experienced AgonyBeam torture from Styggron in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS13E4TheAndroidInvasion The Android Invasion]]":
298---->'''The Doctor:''' Shush, shush, shush. ''[with great dignity]'' [[Literature/AlicesAdventuresInWonderland Once upon a time, there were three sisters, and they lived at the bottom of a treacle well.]] Their names were [[Literature/AnnaKarenina Olga, Marsha, and Elena]]. Are you listening, Tilly?\
299'''Sarah Jane:''' I'm Sarah. \
300'''The Doctor:''' What? ''[passes out]''
301** "[[Recap/DoctorWho2005CSTheChristmasInvasion The Christmas Invasion]]": After his regeneration into the Tenth Doctor:
302--->'''The Doctor:''' Jackie, Mickey, blimey! No, no, nono, hold on. Wait there. What was I gonna say? There's something I had to tell you... something important, what was it? No hold on, hold on, hold on, shshshsh... OH! I know! ''[{{beat}}, he grins]'' Merry Christmas! ''[thud]''
303** Flesh Eleven in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E6TheAlmostPeople The Almost People]]" utters a few catchphrases of previous Doctors, in their original voices. He also gets them a bit confused.
304--->'''Flesh Doctor:''' Reverse the Jelly Baby of the Neutron Flow! Would you like a... Doctor?
305** In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E1DeepBreath Deep Breath]]", following his regeneration into the Twelfth Doctor:
306--->'''The Doctor:''' Never mind! Everyone, take five! ''[thud]''
307** The Thirteenth Doctor gets in on this as well in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS37E1TheWomanWhoFellToEarth "The Woman Who Fell to Earth"]]:
308--->'''The Doctor:''' Wait! ''[shoves her finger up her nostril]'' Can one of you catch me?!\
309'''Ryan:''' You're gonna fall over?\
310'''The Doctor:''' In two minutes, nineteen seconds! Wait, forget the two minutes! Nineteen– Oh, this new nose is SO unrelia...ble... ''[keels over]''
311** Occasionally happens to companions as well; in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E9TheEmptyChild The Empty Child]]", after Jack Harkness rescues Rose from a barrage balloon flying over London with a tractor beam, he warns her that the tractor beam can be disorienting and comments that she looks a little dizzy.
312--->'''Rose:''' What about you? You're not even in focus... oh boll... ''[faints]''
313* ''Series/{{Firefly}}'': In "The Train Job", this happens after [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGtq7XktnY Jayne is drugged]]:
314-->'''Jayne:''' Now we're finishing this deal, and then maybe, maybe we'll come back for those morons... got themselves caught... and you can't change that by getting all... bendy...\
315'''Wash:''' All ''what?''\
316'''Jayne:''' You got the light, from the console to keep you... lifting you up... they shine like... ''[starts grabbing at the air]'' little angels... ''[THUD]''\
317'''Wash:''' ...Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?\
318'''Simon:''' ''[regretfully]'' I ''told'' him he should lie down...
319* ''Series/{{Glee}}'': April tricks Kurt into drinking cough syrup containing alcohol. When Emma questions him about it, he stares at her and says "Oh, WesternAnimation/{{Bambi}}... [[http://vimeo.com/7768835 I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy!]]" before throwing up on her shoes. It doesn't help that Emma ''does'' [[DeerInTheHeadlights look like a scared deer most of the time]].
320* In the season one finale of ''Series/GoodOmens2019'', Crowley is [[TapOnTheHead clocked on the head]] by another demon and groans "It's not a problem, it's tickety-boo" before passing out. The use of this phrase is actually a CallBack to the second episode, in which Crowley learns the phrase from Aziraphale.
321* In an episode of ''Series/HannahMontana'', Miley takes on ice hockey and is tackled by the other team in the goal.
322-->'''Miley:''' I heard a ding. Are my brownies ready? ''[passes out]''
323* ''Series/HogansHeroes'':
324** A scheme to rescue Tiger from the Gestapo nearly goes bad when the Russian man they have playing Himmler hits his head on a pipe and collapses. He abruptly sits up a moment later, salutes, and says, "Long live our glorious leader, the Czar!" before passing out again.
325** In another episode, Carter gets caught in an explosion when trying to prep a bomb for sabotage. The others manage to pull him out of the wreckage and ask him if he's alright. His response is a very dazed "Hello, Mom."
326* On ''Series/HomeImprovement'', Tim Taylor often said "We'll be right back after these messages from Binford" (or some mangling thereof) right before passing out or when awakened, even when not on the set of [[ShowWithinAShow Tool Time]]. Possibly justified, as any debilitating accident on the show immediately calls for a cut to commercial, and Tim has been conditioned to get these words out as soon as possible.
327* ''Series/{{House}}'' usually played this trope for drama.
328** It's often justified by a neurological problem causing aphasia in the patient-of-the-week, acute psychosis, or mental illness. More often than not, this is immediately followed by some medical emergency that threatens the patient's life.
329** House himself has a more humorous example during one of his rare PetTheDog moments, when he breathes an autistic boy's anesthetic gas to show him it is safe. When the boy goes under, House staggers out of the procedure room, crashes into an equipment cart, and compliments Cameron's "pretty hair".
330* A serious example from season 5 of ''Series/{{Lost}}'', the characters left on the island become UnstuckInTime and are subjected to numerous random time skips that are dangerous to their health. Charlotte deteriorates faster than the others, eventually collapsing and saying "I'm not allowed to eat chocolate before dinner" before she dies. ItMakesSenseInContext though.
331* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'':
332** In the episode "Cheese, Cues and Blood", Al sells all of his blood to 9 blood banks in order to pay a man because Kelly became a pool hustler in order to buy an expensive dress for the "Miss Cheese" pageant. Al spouts much nonsense throughout the rest of the episode, and at one point, Jefferson mentions that the former air-guitared to "It's a Small World".
333--->'''Al:''' Hey, everything looks like noodles in here!\
334'''Al:''' ♪ They call me Series/{{Flipper}}... ♪\
335'''Al:''' Hey umpire, he's got a horse in his pocket! And I need a ruling!\
336'''Al:''' ''(after being told he seems better now)'' Must be the beer. The brain doesn't need blood, just gotta keep the brain wet.\
337'''Al:''' [[ThisPageWillSelfDestruct This pig will self-destruct in 5 seconds]].
338** Again in "Sofa, So Good", except off-screen after [[ItMakesSenseInContext getting trampled by pigs]].
339--->'''Al:''' Peg? ''To Serve Man''... It's a cookbook!
340* This trope was common especially in the early seasons of ''Series/{{MASH}}''.
341** Frank Burns and Henry Blake were especially prone to it, especially when their fellow surgeons were less than responsible with sedatives.
342** The line about smelling fresh bread was used once, by a dying soldier, when Winchester asked him what dying was like.
343** {{Invoked|Trope}} by Klinger in one of his countless schemes to get discharged from the Army. He gets another soldier to claim he was hit in the head by a chopper blade, and spends several minutes wandering around speaking gibberish ''in Arabic'' to further sell it. Potter isn't convinced.
344* In an episode of ''Series/NightCourt'', [[HiccupHijinks Bull was dealing with a case of the hiccups,]] and Buddy suggested he hold his breath, and would tell him when to let it out, [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny but he got distracted, and began talking about something else.]] By the time he remembered, Bull passed out. Harry asked him if he was ok.
345-->'''Bull:''' I'm fine, [[Series/{{Bonanza}} but Little Joe's trapped in the barn.]] *''hic''*
346* ''Series/{{Pixelface}}'': In "Rock Star", Romford has a glass of orange squash poured into his CPU and runs through several non-sequiturs before shutting down.
347* In one episode of ''Series/PoliceSquad'', "The Champ" gets knocked out during a boxing match, and when his manager asks him "How many fingers am I holding up?", The Champ answers "Thursday" and passes out.
348* The android Kryten from ''Series/RedDwarf'' has suffered a couple of these. In "[[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonIVWhiteHole White Hole]]", after being used as a battering ram, he responds "I'm fine thank you, Susan" when Lister asks if he's all right.[[note]]...though in this case it's a Thud, Non-sequitur. Or more accurately, at least fifty-three thuds, then a non-sequitur.[[/note]] Later, in "[[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonVQuarantine Quarantine]]", he gets a fire-axe embedded in his back, causing him to spout gibberish and ram his head into a convenient pillar in order to fix it:
349-->'''Kryten:''' ''[gibberish]'' Two and one-half badgers, please -- ''[gibberish]'' ...No, I'll eat them here. -- ''[gibberish, bangs his head on the pillar]'' ...Ah, that's better. Now I can '''''win self-determination for the South Maldivian people!''' [additional spluttering and gibberish, bangs his head on the post again]''
350* In one episode of ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'', Kramer gets kicked in the head by Crazy Joe Davola. He happened to be wearing a helmet at the time, but still ended up with a concussion. The next time we see him, he has one pants leg on, only shaved the right side of his face, and is completely unaware of both. The first real non-sequitur however, is when he yells "YO-YO MA!" in mid-conversation with Jerry and George. After that he answers the phone speaking [[GratuitousItalian Italian-sounding gibberish]].
351* Effy in ''Series/{{Skins}}'', immediately upon being shot up with an overdose of (probably) heroin:
352-->'''Effy:''' Sometimes I think I was born backwards, you know, came out my mum the wrong way... I hear words go past me backwards. The people I should love, I hate, and the people I hate-- ''[falls over]''
353* On ''Series/SpaceCases'', the android Thelma has been sent over to retrieve a data crystal from another ship with automated defenses, which have fired at her. When the crew expresses the desire to examine it...
354-->'''Thelma:''' Excellent idea, Pierre. The corn muffins look scrumptious today! ''[falls the the floor]''
355* A scene-long one occurs on ''Series/StargateAtlantis'', when Rodney returns to Atlantis [[spoiler:hopped up on the Wraith enzyme.]] His rant is long and confusing, especially for Weir, who doesn't know any of the context. This quickly turns into HarsherInHindsight when it's later revealed that he's in serious danger.
356* ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise''. Enterprise's medical officer, Dr. Phlox, is from a species that must hibernate a few days every year. The crew try to wake him up with a stimulant to treat an ensign who's broken his leg, only for Phlox to emit a long stream of nonsense, then fall flat on his face the moment he gets off his bunk to go to Sickbay.
357-->'''Phlox:''' May I have some assistance please?
358* On the Creator/DiscoveryChannel documentary ''Two Weeks In Hell'', a would-be Green Beret became disoriented during an exercise. When asked if he knew where he was, his answer was "Hash browns?" at which point they wisely stuck him in a truck going back to the base's medical station.
359* ''Series/VeronicaMars'': After a suspect hits him with a baseball bat, Sheriff Lamb murmurs "I smell bread" just before he passes out. This example gives the trope a more dramatic and poignant spin: [[spoiler:Lamb, a regular series antagonist, is lying in a pool of blood when he mutters the phrase, and later in the episode we find out he has died from his injuries.]] This comes from the "auras" (hallucinations) that usually precede brain "episodes" such as seizures, aneurysms or, rarely, a stroke. "Smelling toast" is one of the most common olfactory hallucinations and has become a meme of its own. ([[http://www.atforumz.com/archive/index.php/t-222393.html See this page for more information.]]) It's possible that a head injury caused just such an event.
360* In an episode of ''Series/{{Victorious}}'', Tori ends up becoming extremely woozy after giving too much blood, and while trying to perform in the school play ends up speaking gibberish while trying to speak her lines.
361-->'''Tori:''' And so I'm not a captain... I'm a... pretty little salmon... *''thud''*
362* In one episode of ''Series/WKRPInCincinnati'', Andy Travis gets his by some flying debris and is knocked unconscious. The first thing he says to anyone when they bring him around is, "Has anyone seen my dog?" Andy doesn't have a dog.
363* In ''Series/TheXFiles'' episode "Bad Blood", a drugged Mulder briefly regains consciousness and sings a fragment of the theme from ''Shaft''. At least, [[TheRashomon that's what Scully claims.]] What really sells this is Mulder's reaction.
364-->'''Mulder:''' ''[indignantly]'' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I. Did. Not.]]
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367[[folder:Musi-- '''BONK!''' Hey kids! Let's take a mustard bath!]]
368* This occurs at the end of the Music/StarBomb song "[[VideoGame/PunchOut Glass Joe's]] Title Fight":
369-->'''Glass Joe:''' ''[after receiving a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown from [[FinalBoss Mr. Sandman]]]'' W-Whoo-woow, whoo-woow, I love candy corns... Please put them in my donuts! ''[punched]'' Ow!\
370'''Doc Louis:''' Oh, you beat the French out of him!\
371'''Glass Joe:''' I have my--''[more punching]'' My favorite color is seven--''[punched again]'' Noooo more peanuts for me, stewardess... [[MythologyGag Godzilla is]] [[WebVideo/GameGrumps my dad.]] ''[punched yet again]''
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374[[folder:Podc-- '''BONK!''' Should we elect the turkey or the toothbrush as Supreme Cheesecake?]]
375* ''Podcast/MomCantCook'': In ''Film/PhantomOfTheMegaplex'', the protagonists' now-deceased father apparently once said that movies can teach you a lot if you pay attention. Luke and Andy note that this is blindingly obvious, and suggest this was something he said as he was starting to fade. Andy then suggests he might also have said "If you think about it, Brian, purple monkey dishwasher."
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378[[folder:Pro Wrestl-- '''BONK!''' I'm pregnant with your cat. See you next Blednesday!]]
379* Legendary wrestler Wrestling/RicFlair had a signature spot where he would get hit a few times, take a few steps, act completely normal, maybe even let out a "Woooo!", before suddenly collapsing face first. In wrestling circles this is known as the Flair Flop.
380* Another funny example came from Wrestling/PerrySaturn. After being clocked in the head with a frying pan in a back-stage vignette, he screamed out, "YAHTZEE! You're welcome!" and went out cold. His [[TheGimmick gimmick]] for quite some time involved these and he also began carrying a mop to the ring with him as his "valet", even choosing it over Terri Runnels.
381* After the Hit Squad, Mafia and Monsta Mack, took a loss to the strong style thugs Wrestling/LowKi and Homicide in Jersey All Pro Wrestling, Monsta Mack muttered about forgetting his math book as he tried to get back to his feet.
382* [[Wrestling/MadisonRayne Ashely Lane]] would whimper something to the effect of "I don't do bad things" while taking a beating from [[Wrestling/AngelinaLove Angel Williams]] on Lexie Fyfe's Slammin Ladies (now look at their Wrestling/{{TNA}} run [[HilariousInHindsight and laugh]])
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386* From ''Roleplay/SurvivalOfTheFittest'': "Mommy? Daddy? Sasquatch? Why is the world all spinny and magnets?"
387* In ''Roleplay/ComicFuryWerewolf'', Cyborg does this during Game 12 after surviving a Mercenary attack during the night. The resulting post is extremely amusing, as he acts as if he's [=BSoDing=] and rapidly fires off votes for all of his suspects, before loading up an emulation of a Yeti upon being given a "baby frog".
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391* The Flair Flop was (unintentionally) {{Defictionaliz|ation}}ed by Rolles Gracie after being gobsmacked by a ''huge'' right hand from Derrick Mehmen. See it [[https://miro.medium.com/max/1280/0*Vqk9eTBAAtecdU2i.gif here]].
392* During the 1994 [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball NFC Championship game]], Dallas Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman suffered a nasty concussion (one of many in his career). Back in the locker room, the Cowboys' medical staff tried to assess Aikman's mental status. He didn't know he was at Texas Stadium, didn't know who the opposing team was[[note]]The San Francisco 49ers[[/note]], didn't know if the Cowboys had won[[note]]They did[[/note]], didn't understand that the Cowboys' win meant they were going to the Super Bowl, he thought the Super Bowl was being played in Henryetta, Oklahoma[[note]]Aikman's hometown; needless to say, that year's Super Bowl was played in Atlanta[[/note]], and couldn't remember who was last year's Super Bowl MVP[[note]]Troy Aikman[[/note]].
393* Extremely dark real life case: in 1919 a boxing match took place between Jack Dempsey and World Heavyweight Champion Jess Willard. Some people thought it was a mismatch, as Willard towered over Dempsey and looked like he was twice the size of Dempsey. (Willard stood close to 6'7 and 250 pounds, Dempsey about 6'1 and 185.) As it turns out, the fight ''was'' a mismatch, but not the way people expected. From the opening bell [[AttackAttackAttack Dempsey swarmed Willard]] and delivered what may well be ''the'' [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown single most vicious, brutal, and ruthless beatdown in boxing history]]. Willard was knocked down 7 times in the first round alone, (at the time, a boxer could stand directly over his fallen opponent and punch as soon as both knees had left the mat) and the fight went 3 rounds before being stopped. Willard's list of injuries read more like the results of a car accident: nose completely smashed, jaw broken in multiple places, broken ribs, teeth knocked out, etc. As Willard was carried from the ring to the hospital, those carrying him heard Willard mutter to himself over and over "I have a farm in Iowa and $100,000 in the bank. I have a farm in Iowa and $100,000 in the bank. I have a farm in Iowa..." in what was perhaps an overlap with a SurvivalMantra.
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397* In ''VideoGame/BeyondGoodAndEvil'', when you first return to IRIS HQ with Double H, he tries to deliver a report of his findings...after spending several days in what appears to be some kind of torture device and in such desperate need of medical attention that you've been given a time limit of less than five minutes. He almost gets there, but rapidly degrades into incoherence before crashing ''through'' a banister onto the couch next to the stairs.
398* Pedro de la Hoya from ''VideoGame/{{Bully}}'' spouts these when knocked out ("Pancakes? Where are the waffles?"), though it's rather rare to hear them because hitting children in this game is considered one of the worst offenses and the moment you do, prefects/teachers/police officers will spawn and go after you.
399* Several lines in ''VideoGame/CrashTagTeamRacing'' follow this, typically when a character's car is destroyed or they hit a wall:
400-->'''Coco:''' Can I take traffic school, officer?\
401'''Cortex:''' I'll take the rest in a doggy bag.\
402'''Cortex:''' Waiter, check please!\
403'''Cortex:''' [[GratuitousSpanish ¿Dónde están mis pantalones?]][[note]]Where are my pants?[[/note]]\
404'''Pasadena:''' I swear, it wasn't me, officer!\
405'''Crunch:''' I NeverLearnedToRead!\
406'''N. Gin:''' Give my remains to science!
407* If you get the "violent" ending of ''VideoGame/{{Deltarune}}'', the [[BigBad King]] will be put to sleep by Ralsei, using his Pacify spell. But right before he falls asleep, the King utters his final words to Ralsei:
408-->'''King:''' You sweet... little... pumpkin...
409* In the second ''VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans'' game, [[EvilBrit Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe]] drugs [[VillainProtagonist the alien Cryptosporidium]], then proceeds to interrogate him. Most any answer the alien gives is a random phrase. For example:
410-->'''Ponsonby:''' Tell me all the good things you remember about [[YourMom your mother]].\
411'''Crypto:''' Mommy? No, not the hot iron treatment again! I'll be good, I promise!
412* A recurring line when people are knocked out in the first ''VideoGame/{{Discworld}}'' video game is "Did anyone get the number of that donkey cart?" This actually plays into a puzzle, as later on in the game you get a donkey arrested by giving a recently [=KOed=] assassin its registration.
413* The "[[XylophoneGag exploding piano]]" minigame in the ''WesternAnimation/DuckAmuck'' WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes game has Daffy say a different Non Sequitur every time the piano explodes, including "No more for me thanks, I'm driving" from "Rabbit Seasoning" below. Others include "And I say he ''does'' have to shoot me now" (from the DuckSeasonRabbitSeason sequence in the same cartoon); "There are ''four'' lights" (a ShoutOut to ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'') and the ever popular "CheckPlease".
414* ''VideoGame/HouseOfTheDead: OVERKILL'', in the intro to the "Fetid Waters" chapter, starts as the protagonists crash the motorcycle they were riding on at the end of the previous chapter. Washington gets up just fine, but he has to kick G awake, who mumbles "[[BrickJoke Stop calling me Gwendolyn]]" before waking up.
415* In the ''VideoGame/LANoire'' case "House of Sticks", [[spoiler:Jack Kelso]] mumbles "So you're still carrying that army .45, [[spoiler: Cole]]" -- an observation wholly irrelevant to the current predicament -- before promptly nose-diving to the carpet.
416** In another example, in the case called "Film/TheNakedCity", Phelps chases after a suspect we later find out is the "Willy" the detectives have been looking for, only to be clubbed over the head from behind by the bad guy (for about the third or fourth time in the game).
417--->'''Roy Earle:''' Looks like he got you good, Phelps.
418--->'''Phelps:''' Yeah, he really packs a wallop. How did I get back here?
419--->'''Earle:''' Under your own steam, miraculously. You came in through the window, said hello, and then keeled over.
420* ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker'': [[BirdPeople Medli]] wants Link to help her get into Dragon Roost Island by throwing her when the wind's blowing in the same direction as the ledge, so she can fly over it. Throw her into a wall - accidentally or [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential intentionally]] - and she'll utter complete gibberish, like the following:
421-->'''Medli''': I'm... I'm ''fiiiine!'' [[MadeOfIron That... didn't really hurt.]] What was I saying? Oh yeah! Once... once more! With the wind! Toss away, please!
422-->'''Medli''': My, what beautiful stars! Twinkle-twinkle...♪ Where were we? Oh yeah! Once... once more! With the wind! Toss away, please!
423-->'''Medli''': Huh... whuh? Link? [[SingleMaltVision Since when did you become triplets?]] No, I'm five... I mean, file... FINE! C'mon! Don't hold back! Use the wimp... er, WIND and ''really'' toss me!
424* An odd example: In many games featuring ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}, such as ''VideoGame/MarvelUltimateAlliance'' or ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3'', upon being taken out, the mouthy merc will issue what would seem like non-sequiturs to the other characters but make perfect sense to the player by BreakingTheFourthWall, such as "You pressed the wrong button!" His ''VideoGame/{{MUGEN}}'' incarnation does the same thing.
425-->'''Deadpool:''' It's like waking up... but in reverse.
426** It also applies to his [[ComicBook/UltimateMarvel Ultimate]] counterpart when you defeat him in ''VideoGame/SpiderManShatteredDimensions''. He runs a game show in that game.
427--->'''Ultimate Deadpool:''' We'll be right back... after these messages...
428* In ''VideoGame/MarathonInfinity'' when [[spoiler: you deactivate Durandal in the level "Hang Brain"]] there are some mighty gibberish when you read one of the computer terminals. Go [[http://marathon.bungie.org/story/hangbrain.html here]] and scroll down to "Hang Brain (Terminal 1: 1st Message)" to read it.
429* ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty'' gives us the [[spoiler:[[MissionControlIsOffItsMeds malfunctioning Robo-Colonel]]]] and the infamous line "I need scissors, 61!" The full line is one of the weirdest things ever heard.
430-->'''Robo-Colonel:''' I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
431* ''VideoGame/MonkeyIsland'':
432** In ''VideoGame/TheSecretOfMonkeyIsland'', Guybrush gets shot out of a cannon by the Fabulous Flying Fettuccini Brothers, and promptly flies into a circus tent pole. He slides down upside-down, and the brothers run over to make sure he's okay. Both options for response appear upside down - one is simply him asking where the pot he was using as a helmet went, the other has him randomly ask "I'm Bobbin. Are you my mother?" which is a non-sequitur in game but is a reference to ''VideoGame/{{Loom}}'', a previous Creator/LucasArts game.
433** Although it's not precisely a Non Sequitur Thud, he can ask the same question later on, to be informed that his mother is a duck (yes, another ''Loom'' reference). In fact, Guybrush exhibits a marked tendency to rattle off some distinctly nonsensical crap whether he's got a concussion or not.
434** ''VideoGame/TalesOfMonkeyIsland'', shortly before [[spoiler:Guybrush dies from a sword to the gut]]:
435--->'''Guybrush:''' Is that you, mother? I washed my hands...
436* From ''VideoGame/Mother3'', just before a ([[NightmareFuel rather unnaturally terrifying]]) maid robot explodes in a small mushroom cloud. The gibberish it spouts in full:
437--> YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW SO SEW SO-SO / GREETINGS CHEESE POPSICLE / THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED IS CURRENTLY OUT OF PORK CHOPS / FROM EAST TO WEST IT GOES GOES / BROKEN BROKEN / OH SO SEW BROKEN / *whir* *clank* *clunk*
438* Subverted in ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney''. When [[spoiler:Mia Fey]] is dealt a fatal blow to the head, she manages to say "Red... white... blue..." before collapsing and dying. It seems like a non-sequitur at first, but turns out to be the name of her murderer: Redd White of Bluecorp.
439* In ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'', TheComicallySerious Sasha Nein has the misfortune of being clonked on the head by one of his own [[GhostInTheMachine Censors]], who believe him to be a dangerous thought. During the ensuing fight against the Mega-Censor, he drops hints if you get stamped as well. If this happens often enough, though, Agent Nein instead starts to ramble nonsensically:
440-->'''Agent Nein:''' [[Film/SlaughterhouseFive My name is Yon Yonson, I live in Wisconsin, I work in the lumberyard there...]]
441* ''VideoGame/PunchOut'' does this in the Wii version with some characters.
442** One example is Great Tiger, who, in the middle of being counted on the mat after being knocked down, will raise himself from the mat, cross-eyed, and interrupt the ref's count to mutter a disjointed sentence in Hindi before collapsing right back down with a dramatic thud.
443** When Piston Hondo is stunned, he starts muttering about tamago sushi, while seeing it [[CirclingBirdies circling his head]].
444** Sometimes when Don Flamenco is knocked he'll mutter "Ay, mi Carmen" (Oh, my Carmen) before falling.
445* A unique variation of this happens to Dr. Nefarious in ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime''. Whenever he gets too worked up he tends to freeze up and transmit a soap opera. But after his boss fight, he breaks down and his transmissions go haywire, causing him to start dancing around before falling right onto his jaw.
446* In ''[[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Sam and Max]]: Culture Shock'', a trio of hypnotized former child stars, the "Soda Poppers", are causing havoc in Sam and Max's neighborhood, and our heroes have to knock the Soda Poppers unconscious to snap them out of their hypnosis. As each of the Soda Poppers gets [=KOed=], he mumbles his catch phrase from their old show before falling over.
447* After already spending the start of ''VideoGame/SenranKagura: Estival Versus'' off her game, Miyabi takes a Katsuragi-related boot to the head, resulting in this gem:
448-->'''Miyabi:''' I lost again? What is this? I've never lost so many battles! Except when we were playing rock-paper-scissors for seating arrangements in grade school. I wanted to sit next to my friend Sakura, but instead I sat next to the cleaning cupboard. That was how I met Mop and Floorcloth. I haven't seen them in so long. I should organize a school reunion...
449* In ''VideoGame/TheSimpsonsGame'', the Scratchy enemies in the "Grand Theft Scratchy" level will occasionally quip "I like eggs..." when KO'd.
450* Implied in ''VideoGame/TheSims4'' Vampire expansion pack. Right after a vampire steals a deep drink, the victim will mumble something in Simlish and collapse face-down on the ground.
451* In ''VideoGame/Sly3HonorAmongThieves'', after Carmelita shoots Muggshot repeatedly with her stun gun, he mumbles, "Mudda, is that you? I'm sorry... I didn't know they were yours.." before toppling unconscious.
452* After being short-circuited by VillainousHarlequin Dimentio, malfunctioning mechanical dragon Fracktail from ''VideoGame/SuperPaperMario'' tries to reboot his system. It doesn't work out so well:
453-->'''Fracktail:''' ?BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. [[ShoutOut I AM ERROR.]] PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART. ...SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISC. DISC NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISC COVER IS CLOSED. READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER. NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG. APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS]]. WAITING FOR PROCESSORS. "404 computer hamsters not found." THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT. BEEBLEBLIP! C:/ run query identification C:/ run insult generator C:/ results: go away yeti-lip! CTRL ALT DEL!?
454* A very dark example occurs in ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'' after defeating the final boss of the worst route, [[spoiler:Sans, who says the following after receiving a lethal blow]]. Note that by this point in the game, [[spoiler: the town Grillby's restaurant has turned into a GhostTown just like every other area in the game, and Papyrus, his younger brother, is long-dead thanks to the player.]]
455-->'''[[spoiler:Sans]]:''' welp, i'm going to grillby's.\
456''[{{beat}} as he [[TheDyingWalk walks offscreen]]]''\
457papyrus, do you want anything?
458* In the Xbox party game ''VideoGame/{{Whacked}}'', each playable character has their own assortment of quotes that the game randomly chooses for them to say when dying or picking up weapons. One of the characters, Otto, is asleep throughout the entire game. When dying, two of his many quotes are "Avenge me, Spartacus!" or "Please, sir, may I have another?". When grabbing a weapon, he might say "Launch the torpedoes!" or "Seize the castle!"
459* ''VideoGame/WorldOfFinalFantasy'': After [[spoiler:getting turned into a vampire and then ''very'' quickly cured]], Reynn passes out in the Train Graveyard with "And then I said to the chocobo... ''you feather cut that out''...."
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465[[folder:Web Animati-- '''BONK!''' The rent is fine, but it won't stop dancing.]]
466* In Episode 79 of ''WebAnimation/BonusStage'', Phil gets his ass kicked by the new villain. When the equally-battered Joel checks on him, we get treated to... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTgCzPTyPlg The Bacon Man Song.]]
467-->'''Joel:''' Who knew that near-death delirium [[EarWorm could be so catchy?]]
468* In ''WebAnimation/TheGrosseryGang'' webseries movie for the "Bug Strike" wave, Arak Attack gives off one of [[Film/CrocodileDundee "You call that a knife? THIS is a knife!"]], while gesturing to his catapult limbs. Before Rocky can comment that it's not even a knife, the villain collapses.
469* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'':
470** In the Strong Bad email "[[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail101.html car]]", after Strong Bad punches Homestar in the face with his "tricked-out fist", Homestar is [[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/car seen]] half-conscious, babbling about pies and pie people. Hard to say for sure, but it may be a shout-out to ''WebAnimation/WeeblAndBob''.
471** [[RougeAnglesOfSatin Homsar]] only speaks in non-sequiturs, which is most likely the result of being hit by the Heavy Lourde in his first appearance.
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474[[folder:Webcomi-- '''BONK!''' I can give you all the hummus you want.]]
475* ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'':
476** In a subversion, Fighter, resident idiot, gets stabbed in the head and starts talking about stuff that actually has plot relevance. Until he gets stabbed again. (Played straight plenty of other times, though.)
477** Given a slight twist in another comic, where Fighter has a knife in his head. Black Mage flicks it one direction, and Fighter starts singing the theme song to the old ''ComicBook/CaptainAmerica'' cartoon. BM comments to Thief that if you move it the other way, he does the ''ComicBook/SpiderMan'' theme.
478** In one strip, the sight of Fighter apparently flying under his own power after "slaying gravity" breaks Red Mage's brain, causing him to babble nonsense and then faint.
479--->'''Red Mage:''' But he. You can't. Love, hate, clouds. ''[THUD]''
480* ''Webcomic/BiteMe'':
481** When Lucien (a vampire) [[http://www.bitemecomic.com/?p=538 gets hit with garlic,]] he starts babbling things like: "why mother that shade of purple is very becoming on your lizard fork" -- though this may have more to do with being drunk off the fumes than head trauma.
482** Rather earlier, Claire gets one after saying INeedAFreakingDrink -- and [[http://www.bitemecomic.com/?p=456 drinking a stein of vampire blood.]]
483* Whenever Bud gets knocked out in the ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}''-based webcomic ''Webcomic/CharCole'', he ends up making a random unrelated food-based comment.
484* ''Webcomic/CtrlAltDel'':
485** Half of the strips featuring [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Chef Brian]] feature this, and the other half is just plain deranged.
486** Also includes a [[https://cad-comic.com/comic/we-deliver/ literal]] Non Sequitur Thud.
487* ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'': [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1434.html Wicket hits himself in the head with a bola while trying to throw it.]] He gibbers lines from ''Theatre/HenryIV'', the Scots patriotic song "Scots Wha Hae" by Creator/RobertBurns, and some lines from Creator/{{Cicero}}, then keels over.
488-->'''Sally (C-3PO):''' I guess that's what happens when Wicket rolls a 1.
489* After everything bad that could happen seems to happen to ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan'', the Non Sequitur Thud in [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/chapter/chapter-23/page/2/ this story arc (sixth strip from the top)]] forms the bridge between his FreakOut and HeroicBSOD.
490* Eddie from ''Webcomic/EmergencyExit'' talks like this ''all the time''... and it's eventually revealed that [[spoiler: it's because he has a portal ''in his head''. Because he ''[[BodyHorror forced it through his own skull]]'' to keep the villain from getting it.]]
491* ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'':
492** Seen [[http://eheroes.thecomicseries.com/comics/148/ after a particularly vigorous]] HyperspaceMallet attack.
493*** The line, "Thank you Bishop, I'd like another pint of concrete" got elevated to running gag status when it made its glorious return later, when some supervillains got a righteous asskicking. The last of them politely refuses the pint before collapsing, since she is driving.
494** In her first meeting with Mr. Mighty, Jane [[https://eheroes.thecomicseries.com/comics/99 starts babbling]] when she's knocked semi-conscious by a FingerPokeOfDoom.
495** After trying coffee for the first time, Summer finds out what happens when the [[KlatchianCoffee caffeine]] [[http://eheroes.thecomicseries.com/comics/377/ wears off.]]
496* ''Webcomic/{{Erfworld}}'': [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0002.html An extreme example]] when Lord Manpower takes [[MoeGreeneSpecial an arrow in the eye]] and utters his last words, "I can taste key lime pie." It takes a rather dark turn when Lord Manpower's Uncroaked corpse still mutters about "pie..." Also, possible FridgeBrilliance, as brain damage can cause synesthesia in some cases.
497* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'':
498** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20051109 During]] [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20051111 three]] [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20051114 strips]], Agatha tells her entire life story after being drugged with a TruthSerum in her wine. She ends the tale with, "And this is simply a ''lovely'' torte", and faceplants in her dessert, which is the truth-telling equivalent of ArsonMurderAndJaywalking since it really ''is'' a nice torte.
499** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090211 A rather long one]] is caused by a dose of BottledHeroicResolve, and it doesn't actually involve a thud so much as an easing to the ground and a period of dragging the traitor to a conveniently located medical lab (that is actually a MaximumFunChamber).
500--->'''Tarvek:''' We must stop the moon from eating the mushrooms!
501** Gil also spends some time thinking he's in Paris after being shot and throwing a giant robot. ''In that order.''
502** "I AM THE PRETTIEST FROG IN THE POND" -- said by Tarvek while delirious (and green) from Hogfarb's Resplendent Immolation.
503* ''Webcomic/GrrlPower'':
504** A villainous {{Super Speed}}ster, after being sedated by Harem, [[https://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-power-224-mach-a-bye-baby/ falls down and mumbles,]] "... but I'm not fast in bed, baby..."
505** After being shocked by a villain with electrical powers, and saved from the fall by a teammate, Heatwave mumbles "This little piggy went to pain town." (She had just had a lightning blast channeled through a knife stuck in one of her toes, so not a complete non-sequitur.)
506* Some pretty hilarious ones in ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound''.
507** Such as Mantis' in [[http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=200 this comic]].
508** Also an earlier one from Ocelot [[http://gigaville.com/comic.php?id=139 here]].
509* In ''Webcomic/LookingForGroup'', [[https://www.lfg.co/page/82/ Richard]] spouts the following after getting an axe in his head:
510-->'''Richard:''' Good was shot a that. Toast. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
511* ''Webcomic/{{MeatShield}}'': [[http://www.meatshield.net/archive/175-roll-initiative/ After Dhur the Barbarian is sent flying by a gravel giant.]]
512-->'''Jayne:''' Dhur, are you okay?\
513'''Dhur:''' ''...no mom, me no wanna eat the onion flapjacks...''\
514'''Jayne:''' ...OK, you're fine.
515* An absolutely ''epic'' one occurs in ''Webcomic/NoNeedForBushido'', [[http://nn4b.com/?webcomic1=221 when Ken attempts to fight the Wu Tang brothers]]. After being disarmed, Ken gets the crap kicked out of him by the kung-fu brothers, but keeps coming back for more due to UnstoppableRage. After being knocked through two different buildings Ken gets up, apparently about to continue the fight ''again'', but then it turns out he's finally had enough.
516-->'''Ken:''' All right! I was just gonna hold back see'n as how you're Cho's friends an' all, but you've '''seriously''' pushed the extent of my cheese doodle naturally when I think I'm forgiven, and then '''you'll''' see it this time!\
517'''Brother Tang:''' ... Excuse me?\
518'''Ken:''' Don't you ask '''me''' the last meaning of the turquoise. You already knew because kick ass of course not, '''damnit'''! [[UnSoundEffect *Falling*]]
519* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
520** Haley sings "I'm Henry the 8th, I am, I am..." after [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0200.html receiving a stunning kick from Miko]].
521** In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0186.html another strip,]] V's Disintegrate spell isn't powerful enough to produce its [[ReducedToDust usual effect]] when cast on a hypnotized dragon, at least the first time; instead it's stunned and singing "the wheels on the bus go round and round...", which end up being its LameLastWords as V tries again immediately after and it doesn't survive a second hit.
522** Happens to Belkar [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0748.html when Roy knocks him out with a wooden sword]]:
523--->'''Belkar:''' 'mfine. Halfings may only be able to advance to level 8, but I've got Attack Rank G.\
524'''Guard:''' That boy got his ass [[RPGMechanicsVerse knocked back to Basic]]!
525* Played with in [[http://the-other-owl.deviantart.com/art/The-Real-Cycle-of-TF2-ep3-p3-253570858 this]] ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' fan comic. The non-sequitor-er in question doesn't pass out, but seeing as he's [[TheAlcoholic Demoman,]] he's probably got enough alcohol in his system to make him immune to head trauma. [[ArtisticLicenseBiology Somehow.]]
526-->'''Demoman:''' [=HaaHaHa!=] Joke's on th'wall! My face is drunk, so hurt pain doesn't bad me!
527* In ''Webcomic/ThreePanelSoul'': "Jes, get your damn oatmeal off me!"
528* After ramming a monolith in ''Webcomic/TurnSignalsOnALandRaider'', "Jack" the Land Raider Machine Spirit responds to "How's it going?" with "Do you have an appointment?"
529* In ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}'', the eponymous alien has an [[http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=121508 attack of conscience]] when it turns out that the Mahakalosians will shortly be eliminated by their evil masters for the crime of repairing a non-Protectorate ship, e.g. ''his.'' He [[http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=121708 unsuccessfully attempts]] to resolve this condition through concussive force -- [[{{Wallbonking}} against a bulkhead.]]
530-->'''Vexxarr:''' We'll be having fish tonight with a light butter-lemon sauce.
531[[/folder]]
532
533[[folder:Web Origin-- '''BONK!''' Muffins for currency? Brilliant concept!]]
534* ''Literature/{{Englishman}}'': After accidentally getting out of his car while it was doing 70 mph on a motorway, Englishman adds: "So I notice, Mr Prime Minister. On behalf of centipedes everywhere I graciously accept this award for services to government corruption" before falling over.
535* Subversion on ''Website/NotAlwaysHealthy'': "[[https://notalwaysright.com/never-meant-cause-trouble/104836/ Chris Martin went gray]]" seems like one of these, but turns out to make sense: Music/{{Coldplay}} was on the radio when the patient realized they were losing hearing, their fading consciousness [[TastesLikePurple scrambled their senses]], and they inexplicably remembered the name of the singer instead of the band.
536[[/folder]]
537
538[[folder:Web Vide-- '''BONK!''' When I grow up, I wanna be ''purple!'']]
539* ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'': This is how Arin imagines [[VideoGame/PunchOut Little Mac]] talks after being beaten senseless by his much larger and more physically intimidating opponents.
540-->"DID I WIN? DID I EAT THE CHEERIOS? ...I LOVE YOU, PEANUT BUTTER!"
541* The way that Voice of Reason snaps [[Creator/JoshScorcher Joshscorcher]] out of his tirade in their [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6-JbUxhHjUI Hearts and Hooves Day collab]].
542-->'''Josh:''' They don't need to be shipped with each other, or ''anybody'', because shipping ''COMPLETELY'' GOES AGAINST WHAT THE SHOW PERPETUATES- ''(Voice throws a copy of VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2 at Josh)'' Aren't the fireworks... ''lovely'' today? ''(falls with a smile)''\
543'''Voice:''' You... have issues.\
544'''Josh:''' [[{{Hypocrite}} Oh, hi, pot. Meet kettle.]]
545[[/folder]]
546
547[[folder:Western Animati-- '''BONK!''' This humble little break and bedfast is run by running.]]
548* ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'':
549** Sheen has just been conked on the head, and Carl asks "How many fingers am I holding up?" Sheen replies "November?" before passing out.
550** Also after Carl falls to the ground:
551--->'''Carl:''' Flying metal chicken.\
552'''Jimmy:''' He's delusional!\
553'''Sheen:''' ''[turns around, looks up]'' Actually, I'm gonna have to go with Carl on this one.\
554''[[[SubvertedTrope giant chicken-shaped Yolkian ship appears]]]''
555** Happens to Jimmy in "Stranded" after getting hit in the head by coconuts.
556--->'''Jimmy:''' I accept your nomination as mayor of Donkeytown.
557* ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'':
558** In "Black Mystery Month", after taking a comically long fall through several layers of a rickety staircase, Stan reaches the bottom, stands, and groggily states "...And that's where babies come from!"
559** In "The Magnificent Steven", while under the effect of Mad Cow Disease, Stan shouts before passing out, "I, sir, will not stay at a Red Roof Inn!"
560* ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'':
561** The Slappy and Skippy cartoons features this quite a lot.
562--->'''Skippy:''' ''[after being hit by a soccer ball]'' Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go?\
563'''Slappy:''' ...Time for a little sit down, Skippy.
564** In "Gimme a Break", after Slappy has been caught in a parody of the bus explosion from ''Film/{{Speed}}'', she says to Skippy "Well, if it isn't Huey, Dewey, and Louie. I haven't seen you guys since Daisy Duck's Bas Mitzvah."
565** Later, she says, "Tony the Tiger, is that you?" after some actors playing mountain climbers try to eat her.
566** In "Meatballs or Consequences", the Grim Reaper gets one after being clouted by the Warners.
567--->'''Death:''' I'll have the linguine with clams.
568** In "Of Nice and Men", Rita bumps her head into a door.
569--->'''Rita:''' That's two minutes in the penalty box for clipping.
570** In the Goodfeathers segment "The Boids" after being crushed by a prop chimney Bobby says before passing out, [[Film/TaxiDriver "Am I talking to me, am I talking to me?"]]
571* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'': Coming off a sleep deprivation-induced MushroomSamba, Aang's friends make a fluffy bed for him, which he loudly interprets as "a bed made of clouds" and another hallucination, and gets chewed out, before thudding.
572* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Babar}}'', after the kids and Uncle Arthur survive a plane crash, Flora and Pom run over to him and ask him if he is okay. Arthur then mutters that he thinks he'll open his presents now before thudding flat on his fat (or chubby) grey back.
573* In the ''WesternAnimation/BackAtTheBarnyard'' episode "Clan of the Cave Cow", a cave cow (mistaken for Otis) [[TapOnTheHead whacks Abby on the head with a club]]. [[CirclingBirdies Baby chicks circle around her head]] as she says "I'm a pretty ballerina" before collapsing to the floor.
574* ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'':
575** In "The Forgotten", Alfred gets after a rough landing in the Bat-plane; he mutters "[[ClaimingViaFlag I claim this land for]] ''[[ClaimingViaFlag Spain]]!''" as he stumbles out of the cockpit. He also says the same line in the DCAU TV-movie ''WesternAnimation/BatmanMysteryOfTheBatwoman''.
576** Relatedly, in "The Lion And The Unicorn", where Alfred and an old "cousin" (former colleague in the British espionage branch, Alfred used to be a secret agent apparently) are held hostage by terrorists who try to extract two halves of a missile code from them. After being dosed with truth serum, Alfred's colleague gives up his sequence of letters and numbers, but Alfred is able to resist enough to disguise his passcode as non sequitur ramblings (it helps that his code is a line of poetry about unicorns).
577* In the ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead'' episode [[Recap/BeavisAndButtheadS9E05Roof "Roof"]], after Butthead knocks Beavis off the roof, he lands on his head, when he gets up in a dazed manner he says "I’m alright, don’t want to be late for kindergarten, circle time sucks!".
578* ''WesternAnimation/BozoTheWorldsMostFamousClown'': Bozo the Clown gets wrapped up in mummy bandage by his crooked tour guide ("The Missing Sphinx of King Jinx") and is following his kid sidekick Butch, who thinks it's a real mummy. Butch conks it with a mallet, followed by Bozo's head coming up from the bandage, and dazed he says "I thought the light was green, officer!"
579* ''WesternAnimation/ClerksTheAnimatedSeries'': Dante does this in the middle of a drunken rant about his high school baseball team not remembering him:
580-->'''Dante''': Stupid team. I'd like to take this trophy and go baseball... good night.
581* ''WesternAnimation/TheClevelandShow'':
582** In episode "The Hurricane!", a tree falls on Cleveland and he temporarily thinks he's Walter Cronkite.
583** On "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?", Raymond (Tim and Arianna the Bear's stoner son) gets hit by a car (which actually looks worse for wear than Raymond himself). The last thing Raymond says before he passes out ([[SubvertedTrope from being stoned, not getting hit by a car]]) is, "I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat."
584* ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh'': "Eggs over easy please!"
585* Two or three examples arise in ''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko'':
586** "The Chips Are Down":
587--->'''Jérémie:''' Hey, Ulrich, how are you? ''[Ulrich tries to snap Jérémie to his senses]'' Because I'm not doing so great. ''[passes out again]''
588** "I'd Rather Not Talk About It":
589--->'''Jim:''' ''[to Jérémie]'' Yeah, uh, sure how's the other guy?\
590'''Jim:''' ''[to Jérémie]'' Yes, Mr. President. The mission has to go on, whatever it takes. Even if it costs me my stripes.
591** However ''none'' of these are treated as funny in-universe. Ulrich's reaction in "The Chips Are Down" is to freak out and the only reason Jérémie likely doesn't freak out over Jim is because he can't reveal their position.
592* In the ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'' episode, "Operation: D.O.D.G.E.B.A.L.L.", the Dodgeball Wizard hits Numbuh Four with a bunch of balls, plastering him against the wall. He dazedly says, "No more pickled herrings for me, mommy, I got a tummy ache", before falling on the ground.
593* ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic'':
594** While Jay Sherman is attending a play, a giant bell drops onto his head and rings several times. After rising back up, a frazzled Jay mutters "Daddy, can I wear the jammies with the feet?"
595** Another head injury prompts "Mah name is Film/ForrestGump. You can call me Forrest Gump."
596** When Doris drags him down a staircase by his legs, she asks him to let her know if he's suffering any brain damage as a result. He mutters "Dance with me, Tony! Dance with me!" but she says that he's fine.
597** In another incident, Eleanor remembers swearing revenge on Franklin for impregnating her with their daughter Margo, so she calmly bashes him in the head with a candle holder. Franklin responds by calmly raising his glass of liquor and saying "Going down." as he slides to the floor.
598* In ''WesternAnimation/DanVs Technology'', Dan and Chris end up in a car crash on the way to Silicon Valley, and when Chris checks on Dan, the latter mutters, "[[OwMyBodyPart It's just my lizards]]. [[ShapedLikeItself Rainbows are nature's rainbows]]."
599-->'''Chris:''' Oh, man. I'm gonna find my phone and call the paramedics. (''[[FromBadToWorse Chris's phone breaks]]'')\
600'''Dan:''' No one ever returns from Las Paramedicios!
601* ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'':
602** After being flattened in "[[Recap/DarkwingDuckS3E4StarCrossedCircuits Star Crossed Circuits]]", Darkwing once pops up and sings, off-key, [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel "And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson..."]] before falling back on his face.
603** In the Christmas episode, after Bushroot hits him with a snowplow, he says "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth" before passing out. As a bonus, he is in fact missing his two front teeth.
604** In one episode, a bomb went off in Darkwing's face as Negaduck declares "This town is toast!"
605--->'''Darkwing:''' Oh, goody. I'll get the marmalade.
606* ''ComicStrip/DennisTheMenaceUK'': "Mmm... Pizza would be great, Mum. *dog impression* Gnasher... you know Dad doesn't like you eating out of his hat..." [Grabs at nothing, claps, makes silly faces while waving hand in front of face, pats grass] And later -- [groans] "I'm not well, Mum..."
607* In ''WesternAnimation/DogCity'', the villain Mad Dog (who typically spoke in Tazmanian Devil-style grunts and slobbers) would suddenly begin reciting poetry in a refined voice after any head injuries. In one episode this was even a plot point, as Mad Dog had a tendency to include coded hints about the villain's plans in his recitations.
608* ''WesternAnimation/DuckDodgers'':
609** After ''not'' getting [[{{Teleportation}} evaporated]] into space, Duck Dodgers comes into view, [[AmusingInjuries singed black]] and says "Did I miss [[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} the Great Pumpkin]]? Did he leave us [[SantaClaus any toys]]?"
610** In "Enemy Yours", after Dr. Woe deflects the Martian Commander's beam from his psionic scrambler back at him, he says "Grandma, I don't want to go swimming in my underpants, the neighbor girl will see me!" before passing out.
611* ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'': In the first episode, Launchpad has an encounter with a DeathTrap in {{Atlantis}} involving poisonous snakes. "Hi, nice to meet you! I'm everybody's friend! (''thud'')" Even better, later when Webby is on the phone with Mrs. Beakley, trying to convince her she's at a (nonexistent) friend's house with a Swedish-speaking uncle, Launchpad gets on and babbles in [[BilingualBonus mispronounced but accurate Swedish]].
612* Shows up in a number of episodes of ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'':
613** After being hog-tied by Eddy in "An Ed in the Bush":
614--->'''Ed:''' It's a long ball, coach!
615** Edd, after being in Eddy's Brother's bed-fridge in "O-Ed Eleven":
616--->'''Edd:''' Oh my, look at the time! Gotta go, ta-ta!
617** Eddy has more of those, often mentioning his granddad.
618--->'''Eddy:''' Grandad, you ran another stop sign...
619** And in "Stop, Look and Ed", after being hit by a flying machine that Double D made (and Ed ruined):
620--->'''Eddy:''' Wait up! That's ''my'' waffle...
621** Eddy gets one in "Fool on the Ed", after a stink-bomb the Eds all created accidentally blows up prematurely in their faces:
622--->'''Eddy:''' Yes, I stink, therefore I am!
623** In "Cry Ed", after [[MinorInjuryOverreaction stubbing his toe on a clothespin]] and falling over, Jimmy mutters "Did someone get the number of that laundry aid?"
624** Nazz only got one in "High Heeled Ed" after a fence fell on top of her. All she did after that was laugh.
625* The already silly Literature/CaptainUnderpants bonks his head on a desk in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheEpicTalesOfCaptainUnderpants'', and says "Marketing, we're working through lunch. Order Sandwich Sandwiches." into a tape dispenser.
626* In ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', Chip Skylark gets sprayed with KnockoutGas and mumbles, "Tuesday is... applesauce day." Later, the same gas gets sprayed and he mutters, "The album... comes out... July 24th." The latter gag becomes a bit of a stealth plug when you realize that Chip is voiced by Music/{{NSYNC}}'s Chris Kirkpatrick, and the band's album ''Celebrity'' really was coming out on July 24th of that year.
627* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
628** In "Death Lives", a Wall Street trader is on the phone to his company relaying some important information about the state of the financial market when he's hit on the head by Peter's stray golf ball:
629--->'''Trader:''' The Fed is gonna be lowering rates, so get your money out of T-bills and put it all into- [blow to the head, suddenly cross-eyed] [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption Waffles! Tasty waffles, with lots of syrup!]]\
630([[CutawayGag Cut to Wall Street]])\
631'''Man on other end:''' Waffles! Buy waffles!\
632(Cue hundreds of Wall Street traders shouting "waffles!" followed by a few dozen Japanese traders calling out "Waffur!")
633** Peter does this in "The Thin White Line" when he gets hit with too many tranquilizer darts.
634--->'''Peter:''' But I don't wanna feed Grandma bacon while she's in the bathtub!\
635''[a few seconds later]''\
636'''Peter:''' Here, kitty, kitty, kitty... ''[thud]''
637** Stewie arguably does in "The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz" after he develops a fever from being doused in tainted holy water.
638--->'''Stewie:''' Don't take me... to a black doctor... ''[passes out]''
639* ''WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones''
640** In "Monster Fred", after being hit on the head with a bowling ball Fred says "Duh, tell me a story, Mommy."
641** In "The Big Bank Robbery" after Wilma clobbers Barney with a vase, mistaking him for one of the bank robbers, Betty asks if he's ok, he replies "Eightball in the corner pocket, Fred".
642* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': Bender would get [=NSTs=] in the form of folk songs whenever he's exposed to magnets.
643-->'''Bender:''' Fry crack corn, and I don't care, Leela crack corn, I still don't care, Bender crack corn, and he is great! Take that, you stupid corn!
644* ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends'':
645** In the episode "Beddy Buy", after Garfield gets hit on the head with a ham, he stumbles around, says [[Franchise/StarWars "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you are my only hope",]] then CLUNK!!!
646** In another episode, "Mistakes Will Happen", Jon blindly runs into a tree while covered in a white cloth. As he stumbles, the cloth is removed, revealing Jon to have a beard and a mustache while he says, "No, ladies, I'm not Creator/TomSelleck, but I can understand how you can make that mistake."
647** In the U.S. Acres episode "Weatherman Wade", after Wade suffers a disastrous landing from the clouds, Orson rushes up to him asking if he's alright, to which the shaken duck replies "I'll take a survey and hand it back to you."
648* In the 2013 WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse short ''WesternAnimation/GetAHorse'', after his car lands on his head (repeatedly) Pete mutters "Daddy, it's you! I used to have a little cat once" (car lands on his head one more time) "Company dismissed!"
649* In ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'' "Underfist" HalloweenSpecial, Billy (called "B"), G (Grim)'s assistant, flings himself against a bullseye on the wall with an invention:
650-->'''Jeff:''' Hi, dad!\
651'''B:''' I'll have the fried pickles.
652* In ''WesternAnimation/TheHauntedWorldOfElSuperbeasto'', after getting clobbered by some retro movie monster, the title character spouts "Fred Savage, is that you?" then gets clobbered again.
653* Harold from ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'' usually says "[[{{Spoonerism}} Easy squeezy lemon peezie]]!" when he gets bumped on the noggin. Another episode had him say "Night, mommy".
654* In the ''WesternAnimation/HomeMovies'' episode "Broken Dreams", a badly concussed Coach [=McGuirk=] spouts three solid minutes of non-sequiturs before finally falling unconscious in a library.
655-->'''[=McGuirk=]:''' Look what I did to the card catalogue. I took all the cards out and threw them all over. Hilarious, no one will ever be able to use it again.\
656'''Brendon:''' [[LampshadeHanging Coach, you're really angry and weird right now]].\
657'''[=McGuirk=]:''' Brendon, Brendon, let's get out of here... they're not like us, here. We're not studiers, ''[pounds the table]'' we're not worker ants. We're the queens! [[MixedMetaphor You and me are the queen bees]]!
658* Happens with some regularity on ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures''. "Look, fishies." "What's a Jackie?"
659%%* Used occasionally in ''WesternAnimation/JimmyTwoShoes''.
660* When Batman punches the Joker out in the ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' episode "[[Recap/JusticeLeagueS1E8And9InjusticeForAll Injustice for All]]" after escaping captivity, the criminal clown spins away from the force of the blow before stumbling back drunkenly over to Batman with an appropriately lispy "[[CompanyCrossReferences You're]] [[WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck despicable]]" and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWN-a-A8ock&t=24s collapsing on the floor.]] Bats actually ''grins'' at this.
661* In the ''WesternAnimation/KappaMikey'' episode "Le Femme Mitsuki", blabbermouth Mikey says "Can I borrow a dollar?" after Mitsuki shocks him with one of her gadgets so that he won't tell anyone about the agency she used to work at.
662* Probably one of the few serious examples in the ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' episode "Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall" when Peggy's parachute fails to open and crashes into a field many feet below. When Hank finds her she deliriously says "Hey hey hey, I'm fine!" before passing out.
663* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'': This is a fairly stable gag in the Creator/WarnerBros cartoons.
664** In the short "Rabbit Seasoning" (part of the famous "Hunter Trilogy"), Daffy gets shot in the face after peeking his head out of Bugs's hole to see if Elmer Fudd is "still lurking about". Bugs suggests that Daffy should act as a decoy, and Daffy mumbles, dazedly "No more for me thanks, I'm driving" before falling unconscious.
665** "WesternAnimation/StuporDuck": Daffy (as a Franchise/{{Superman}} {{Expy}}) thinks a mad bomber has just knocked a building down and puts it back -- not realizing it was slated for demolition.
666--->''[angry construction worker stomps up to Daffy]''\
667'''Daffy:''' Oh, no thanks are necessary, my good man! I was just doing my duty--\
668''[PUNCHED IN FACE]''\
669'''Daffy:''' ''[dazed]'' ... then the lights went out all ''over'' the world...
670** In "WesternAnimation/RabbitHood", the Sheriff of Nottingham, after getting repeatedly bonked on the head by Bugs ("Got lots of stamina.") has one that [[OverlyLongGag lasts long enough]] for Bugs to bake a cake and place it in front of the Sheriff so that [[PieInTheFace he falls face-first into it]]: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qtgm5g5Gyo London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling ground, London Bridge is falling down... falling down, falling ground... London Bridge is falling down...]]"
671** After being hit on the head in "WesternAnimation/FallingHare", WesternAnimation/BugsBunny does a [[Literature/OfMiceAndMen Lennie]] impersonation, asking the Gremlin "Which way did he go, George?", gets a response -- which allows Bugs to collapse in the appropriate direction.
672** ''WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadRunner'':
673*** In one cartoon, after the Coyote has been hit by a falling piano, he gets up with a mouth full of piano key "teeth" on which he is able to play a couple of bars of Taps before collapsing.
674*** In "Zipping Along", at the end, when the Coyote gets run over by a truck and opens a door rigged with explosives, he dizzily does an imitation of the Road Runner, complete with the "Beep! Beep!" and falls over.
675*** Putting the two together, in "WesternAnimation/OperationRabbit" (a rare Bugs vs. Wile E. pairing), at the start, Wile E. erects a door in front of Bugs's hole to declare his intent to eat him. After spending the episode trying and getting clobbered and blown up, he has just enough energy and sanity to repeat the erect-the-door routine. This time, when Bugs answers, Wile E. goes, "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mud." Only ''then'' does he collapse.
676---->'''Bugs''': And remember, 'mud' spelled backwards is 'dum'.
677** In "WesternAnimation/RussianRhapsody" after the gremlins sabotage Hitler's plane and they drop it on top of him, after they sing a song he pops up out of the ground laughing and says, imitating newsreader Lew Lehr, "Nazis is da kwaziest peoples."
678** Not quite played straight in "WesternAnimation/DuckAmuck", because it actually makes sense, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext but not within the context]]: Daffy quotes Longfellow's ''The Village Blacksmith'' after the artist turns his parachute into an anvil.
679--->'''Daffy:''' Under a spreading chestnut-tree\
680The village smithy stands;\
681''[the anvil is erased and replaced with a large artillery shell]''\
682The smith, a mighty man is he,\
683With large and sinewy... ''[shell explodes when hit]'' [=hAaAnDs...=]
684** In "WesternAnimation/DeduceYouSay", another Daffy short, this one with Porky Pig, this little exchange takes place, after Daffy, as [[Franchise/SherlockHolmes Dorlock Holmes]], gets beaten up by the Shropshire Slasher:
685--->'''Porky as Dr. Watkins:''' Tell me, Holmes, at what sort of school did you learn to be a detective?\
686'''Daffy:''' ''[dazed]'' Elementary, my dear Watkins... Elementary...
687** In "Muscle Tussel", a body builder makes good on his threat to knock Daffy's head so far down between his shoulders "you'll need to unbutton your vest to eat". Daffy does so, and mutters, "One cheeseburger, hold the onions."
688** In "Scentimental Romeo", after Penelope clobbers Pepe Le Pew, he sees multiple Penelopes. His response; "The one in the middle may remain. The rest of you, another day..."
689** In "WesternAnimation/BunnyHugged", The Crusher is blown up by a stick of dynamite. As he collapses he dazedly says, "Just passing by..."
690** In the Daffy/Speedy short "Swing Ding Amigo", after being blown up by a grenade, Daffy recites a very odd poem as his feathers flutter to the ground.
691--->'''Daffy:''' [[{{Spoonerism}} Starkle, starkle, little twink]]\
692Up above the skating rink,\
693La la la la la la la...
694** In the WesternAnimation/FoghornLeghorn short "Sock a Doodle Do", after being punched by a boxing bantam rooster, Foghorn says in a daze, "Anybody -ah say- anybody get the number of that truck?"
695* In the ''WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse2013'' short "[[Recap/MickeyMouseS3E5ShiftingGears Shifting Gears]]", when Mickey's attempt to get into his [[SentientVehicle animate car]] [[DisguisedInDrag disguised as Minnie]] fails, his surfboard falls and crushes him. When the car lifts the surfboard, Mickey asks "Is that you, Creator/{{Walt|Disney}}?"
696* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'':
697** In the episode "Princess Spike", a sleep-deprived Twilight Sparkle has this to say before passing out on a heap of books.
698--->'''Twilight Sparkle:''' I just need a quick nap... napkin! Tell the delegate from...
699** Later in the episode, she tells Spike to "stick the hay in the apple and eat the candle."
700** In "No Second Prances", after Starlight Glimmer saves the Great and Powerful Trixie from a dangerous magic trick at the last second, Trixie mutters "Behold, [[{{Spoonerism}} the Paint and Growerful Triskie]]..." right before passing out.
701** In the GrandFinale "The End of the End", after briefly being imbued with Discord's [[RealityWarper Chaos Magic]], Pinkie mumbles "Waiter, there's some chaos in my soup..."
702* ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'':
703** In episode "Miracle on Ice", Kowalski gets knocked out during a hockey game and starts babbling in an oddly erudite manner, since he's the CunningLinguist of the group.
704--->'''Skipper:''' Kowalski! Speak to me, man!\
705'''Kowalksi:''' Just a knock on the old ''(twitch)'' monkey bus.\
706'''Skipper:''' ''(concerned)'' Kowalski?\
707'''Kowalski:''' No need to paint, I'm as flopsy-faced as ever!\
708'''Skipper:''' [[CaptainObvious I...don't think you're fit for duty.]]\
709'''Kowalski:''' Flibbertigibbit, man! I'm as juxtaposed as the next hamburger!
710** In another episode, after he was electrocuted by Animal Control Officer X.
711--->'''Kowalski:''' [[MotorMouth Mamamakeabutterbiscuitgravygravy]][[SuddenlyShouting BONGOS]]!!!
712* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'': In "Operation Crumb Cake", Norm gets one when Perry swivels Doofenshmirtz's Unretrograde-inator around so that it hits him on the back of his head:
713-->'''Norm:''' Come back here! Now I've got- *CLANG* -[[CallBack rhythm]]? ''(collapses)''
714** In another episode, Dr. Doofenshmirtz gets a string of [=NSTs=] after Mrs. Johnson shoots him in the butt with a tranquilizer dart (ItMakesSenseInContext).
715--->"Hold the door, Bar-bara, I think this is our floor!"
716* ''WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain'':
717** After getting clobbered, Brain gets [[CirclingBirdies windmills circling his head]] and says "All my thoughts are in Dutch".
718** Another time Pinky gets trampled by a team of racehorses and starts singing "There's baloney in our slacks...", a line from the ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' theme song.
719** "Brain, are you all right?" "Yes, Phaedo, but why are you wearing that llama?"
720** "I see clams! Giant shirtless clams!"
721* ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'':
722** Angelica has a few good ones, such as one after crashing into a wall:
723--->'''Angelica:''' But Daddy, the babies ate all the ice 'ceam' sandwiches!
724** Another such case where she and Susie are competing against each other in various events and she ''finally'' beats her at one event (which involves jumping off of a swing at a far distance and hurting herself in the process):
725--->'''Angelica:''' I beat ya! I beat ya! I finally beat Susie! Now all's I gotta do is beat you fifty more times, and...and...[[AttentionDeficitOohShiny gee, what pretty colors...]]
726* The ''WesternAnimation/SheepInTheBigCity'' episode "Here Goes Mutton" has Farmer John get knocked out and say "Can I please be excused from the table, mommy?"
727* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', Marge, due not to head trauma but [[ItMakesSenseInContext sleep deprivation]], while talking to Lisa, suddenly blurts out, "[[Series/SaturdayNightLive Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!]]"
728** In another episode, Homer has a meat hook up his nose, and he explains that it's touching his brain before launching into an incoherent rant of, "Package board baby, bortal, bortal, bortal..."
729* In the Pith Possum segment "Return of the Darker Black of Darkness" from ''WesternAnimation/TheShnookumsAndMeatFunnyCartoonShow'', after a turtle hits him on the head with a car engine his sidekick Obediah asks him if they should follow some tracks that might lead them to a criminal's hideout, Pith replies "It's best we stay away from raw shellfish while we put the radio into the mineshaft Grandma".
730* ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'':
731** In ''WesternAnimation/SonicTheHedgehogSatAM'', this is a major characteristic of Dulcy the dragon. She acts like she's being scolded by her "Ma" every time she crashes.
732** In the ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'' episode "Coachnik", Sonic disguises as a ballet instructor and while guiding Scratch and Grounder through a number, he throws the former through a backdrop, sending him off a cliff and into the water below. When Scratch comes back, he declares "But I ''can'' fly! I'm the Swan Queen!"
733** ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'':
734*** In the episode "Circus of Plunders", after Sonic and company (save for Tails) perform at the circus, Knuckles (who was the human cannonball) has suffered a head injury and asks, "What time does the show start?"
735*** In the episode "Sleeping Giant", after Tails is swatted out of the sky by the rock giant, Knuckles [[UseYourHead headbutts it]]. This just causes him to stagger off in a daze and say, "Yes, Grandma, I will have another gingersnap."
736*** In the episode "It Wasn't Me, It Was the One-Armed Hedgehog", when Knuckles is blasted by Metal Sonic, he blurts out, "My cupcakes are missing, Grandma!"
737* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'':
738** When Chef is talked into [[ItMakesSenseInContext punching out Jesus]], the latter responds, "Did anyone get the number of that truck?"
739** In a later episode, Stan's mom Sharon, who is concerned that her son killed a few people (it was actually his goldfish) hits Officer Barbrady over the head with a frying pan, prompting the latter to utter "Tennis, anyone?" before losing consciousness.
740** In "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants" in a shout out to "Russian Rhapsody" as mentioned above after getting blown up by a stick of dynamite his teeth play like piano keys and he say "Terrorists is the cwasiest peoples".
741* Literally in ''WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan'': one of Mysterio's bats starts saying "Non sequitur" repeatedly after being attacked (though they tend to throw them around anyway).
742** Spider-Man defeats the Rhino in his introductory episode by leading him into a steam tunnel and dehydrating him. He gets so dehydrated that he starts hallucinating. Spider-Man [[ExploitedTrope uses this to his advantage]] to learn the identity of a crime boss he's chasing.
743--> '''Rhino''': Mama, do I hafta go to school?
744* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'':
745** The episode "Frankendoodle", when [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick go to catch "[=DoodleBob=]" and end up falling into a pit. While they're down there, [=DoodleBob=] drops an oversized wrench on Patrick, and Pat goes "Where's the leak, ma'am?". Shortly thereafter, Patrick is hit in the head with a bowling ball, and when [=SpongeBob=] asks if he's okay, he shouts "Finland!" in response.
746*** The "Finland!" joke was so memorable, it was reprised in ''WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutOfWater''.
747** In "Survival of the Idiots", Patrick is knocked out by Sandy and says "Hot wings", as [[CirclingBirdies drumsticks fly around his head.]]
748* ''WesternAnimation/TheSuperHeroSquadShow'':
749** Thor gets one of these in episode 8:
750--->'''Thor:''' Of course, father Odin! What small child would ''not'' prefer a hammer to a new bicycle? ''Ooooooh'', rainbow...
751** At one point in the GrandFinale, Hulk gets his intelligence boosted by the Mind Stone, but the effects quickly wear off, and Hulk starts beating himself up, under the impression that he's his own enemy. After enough self-inflicted head trauma, Hulk says "Fluffy bunnies..." before collapsing.
752* ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'': After getting punched through a building by Superman, Lobo sits up, visibly shaken, and asks "Last call? Already??"
753* ''WesternAnimation/TheTick'' tends to [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} make little sense as-is]], but after taking serious blows to the head, he can get even worse. "Fudge! Would anyone like some fudge?"
754** In "Evil Sits Down for a Moment", Tick falls off a flying carpet and crashes through the street into the subway where he's run over by a train. As a result, he spends the rest of the episode in a loopy state where he thinks he's a British nobleman (and at one point, noble''woman'').
755--->'''Tick:''' ''[posh British accent]'' Oh it's nice of you to be so concerned, little moth man, but tonight, WE DANCE!\
756'''Tick:''' ''[female voice]'' I am to be adressed as "Duchess!"\
757'''Tick:''' ''[back to male voice]'' The Duchess? Is she here? Bolly!
758** In "El Seed", Tick is sprayed with El Seed's toxic growth formula, which causes vegetables to sprout from his body, and also causes him to act all woozy as a side effect.
759--->'''Tick:''' ''[woozily]'' Potato?
760** In "The Tick vs. Education", the Tick and Arthur are teaching a class how to be superheroes, involving a lot of training exercises, and even finding themselves against a supervillain. While what he says is ''a little'' more relevant, it's still coming from him after getting blasted into the air by a missile and left a crater in the ground.
761--->'''Tick:''' Just put your name, class number, and date on your left hand corner of your paper...
762* The very first episode of ''WesternAnimation/TimeSquad'' had this trope. After Larry gets pummelled by angry farmers for supposedly being a flesh-eating robot, Otto picks up Larry's head to show that Larry doesn't have teeth and therefore isn't a flesh-eating robot. Larry's NST: "I'm okay to drive. ''[chuckles drunkenly]'': Just help me to the car."
763* In the ''WesternAnimation/TimonAndPumbaa'' episode "Saskatchewan Catch", after colliding with a female flying squirrel and crashing through a dresser, Timon stumbles out wearing a dress and says "But I want to wear the pink one, mommy!" before collapsing.
764* ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'' naturally follows in the original's footsteps. One episode features a two-segment story, "Kon-Ducki" (a parody of ''Kon Tiki'') followed by a "Making of Kon-Ducki" segment. In that segment, Hamton shoots a scene where he lifts a glass and says, "Ah, mango juice", before being hit by a falling ship's mast. After sixty-plus takes, the completely out-of-it pig murmurs, "[[Series/TheHollywoodSquares I'll take Charley Weaver to block...]]"
765* In the ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryTales'' episode "Declaration of Independunce", Tom accidentally sends Spike flying into a crate, who then sings in a daze "Yankee Kitty came to town, treasonous and phony, offered me a ham on rye, but I prefer bologna" as Tom seals him in.
766* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'':
767** Leshawna slams a piece of wood in Chris's face because he's being a jerk in "[[Recap/TotalDramaTrialByTriArmedTriathlon Trial by Tri-Armed Triathlon]]". He gets up groggily to declare her and Duncan the challenge's winners, mispronouncing and garbling his way through it until he blacks out.
768** In "[[Recap/TotalDramaJamaicaMeSweat Jamaica Me Sweat]]", Owen gets a whole plane dropped on him. In the confessional, he remarks that it's just a concussion and asks if someone can parents his phone and worry them not to tell Santa. At "Santa", his mouth stays open, he drools a little, and ends the confessional by falling onto the floor out cold.
769** In "[[Recap/TotalDramaTheExFiles The Ex-Files]]", Tyler runs into a landmine and gets blown a good distance away. When he crashes, he barely consciously wonders why the purple meatball is playing the piano. He goes out cold after that.
770** In "[[Recap/TotalDramaTruthOrLaserShark Truth or Laser Shark]]", Brick gets hit in the face with a cannonball, yet drags himself to the end of the obstacle, maggot in hand, and delivers this gem:
771--->'''Brick:''' ''Doooiiiee!'' (hands Jo the maggot) Here's your cat! (faceplants)
772** In a final attempt at sabotage in "[[Recap/TotalDramaBackstabbersAhoy Backstabbers Ahoy!]]", Scott shoots Sam with the mutant seagull cannon. As the poison kicks in, Sam's pupils dilate and he stands up in the boat to place an order for one double decaf half caf de cafit, going unconscious as he blurts out the final parts of the order.
773** In Lightning's version of "[[Recap/TotalDramaBrainsVsBrawnTheUltimateShowdown Brains Vs Brawn: The Ultimate Showdown]]", Lightning gets struck by lightning, comments excitedly that he's going to the Super Bowl, and passes out on top of Cameron, which incidentally nets him the victory.
774** Sierra does this after accidentally shooting herself in the face with a leech in "[[Recap/TotalDramaSavingPrivateLeechball Saving Private Leechball]]", claims that the leech sucking the blood from her face "feels just like Cody's kiss" before fainting possibly due to loss of blood.
775** After being shocked by an electric eel in "[[Recap/TotalDramaABlastFromThePast A Blast from the Past]]", Ella crawls out of the water a tad loopy and asks if Chris knows where she can find the white rabbit. She passes out fully thereafter and sinks back into the water.
776** During "[[Recap/TotalDramaCanoeBelieveIt Canoe Believe It?]]", MK gets the snot beaten out of her by a bear, and in the confessional she says that thankfully her helmet prevents her from sustaining "drain bamage", while going slightly cross-eyed at the last part.
777** It happens to Wayne three times during "[[Recap/TotalDramaBreakingUpIsHardtoDo Breaking Up is Hard to Do]]":
778*** The first time after getting hit in the face by Priya with the confessional door, he says he sees so many stars today.
779*** The second time happens when he tries to break down the confessional booth with an axe, only for the axe to bounce off the booth and hit him in the head instead. While on the floor he asks Santa if it's game time already.
780*** And the third time happens when he tries to crush the booth with a wrecking ball, only for the ball to also bounce off the confessional and crush him instead. At the confessional he says the outhouse gets 10 minutes for unsportsman-like conduct before falling to the floor.
781* ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'':
782** During the ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'' episode "Human Error: Part II", Wreck-Gar ends up getting knocked out by his own garbage and passes out.
783---> '''Wreck-Gar''': Haha! The mighty Wreck-Gar is no match for... the mighty Wreck-Gar. Wait, who's side am I on again? Ohh... ''(passes out)''
784** ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime'' has a lot of fun with this trope and Agent Fowler when he gets incapacitated.
785--->'''Miko:''' On your feet, soldier!\
786'''Fowler:''' ...and beavers, and ducks, and walnuts, and Grandma!... ''[thud]''
787*** In "Operation Bumblebee, Part 2", when Agent Fowler contacts the Autobots' base to discuss MECH, the conversation is interrupted by Ratchet, who is currently recovering from stasis:
788---->'''Ratchet:''' What! Do I hear a [[WesternAnimation/BeastWars Fuzor]] in need of voice-box repair?\
789'''Fowler:''' What's a "Fuzor"?! What's going on over there?!\
790''(WhipPan to Ratchet)''\
791'''Ratchet:''' I am able! Just ask Bantor! [[MythologyGag He was all mandrill before I...put a tiger in his tank]]... ''(passes out)''\
792''(WhipPan back to an extremely confused Agent Fowler)''
793** [[ButtMonkey Waspinator]] of ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars'' gets a long string of this after Rhinox bludgeons him with a crate in "Dark Designs". During this, he starts thinking he's [[WesternAnimation/TheTransformers a certain Decepticon named Shrapnel]], to the point of picking up Shrapnel's VerbalTic and forgetting his own:
794--->'''Waspinator:''' Destroy all Autobot-b-bot-bot-bot!\
795'''Megatron:''' Waspinator! What are you buzzing about?\
796'''Waspinator:''' Waspinator? Negative, negative, negative! I am Shrapnel, Decepticon hero-o-o-o-o.\
797'''Blackarachnia:''' Shrapnel? That was a Decepticon from the Great Wars three centuries ago! He's wacko.\
798'''Waspinator:''' Wacko? No, [[ShoutOut Wonko]], [[Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Wonko the Sane!]]
799** The actual "thud" part comes later in the episode.
800--->'''Waspinator:''' Decepticons, attack! Attack!\
801''(Cheetor promptly blasts Waspinator, causing the luckless flier to crash land)''\
802'''Waspinator:''' [[ShoutOut More than meets the eye]]... ''[thud]''
803* While ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales'' tends to eschew cartoon violence, they'll make an exception when it comes to Larry-Boy. In "The League of Incredible Vegetables", Larry-Boy gets rapidly and repeatedly kicked in the head by a penguin, collapses, and is heard to moan, "Wake me up when the pancakes are ready, mommy..."
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807* In medicine, doctors or [=EMTs=] will assess a patient's mental status by asking four questions: Who are you, where are you, what day is it, and what were you doing (as seen in the Advertising example above). If they answer all four questions appropriately, the patient is alert and oriented times four (A&[=Ox4=]). (Sometimes "what did you have for breakfast this morning" is asked, accounting for a lot of the food-oriented examples.) If they answer any of the questions inappropriately, then they have to start looking at reasons for the patient to have an altered mental status (head trauma, shock, blood sugar, drug intoxication, etc.). In short, in real life [[DudeNotFunny this trope isn't funny at all]], as it implies that the victim may have ''brain damage''.
808** The most extreme version of this is expressive aphasia, also known as "Broca's aphasia". This is a partial loss of a person's ability to find the right words without losing cognition. As a result, a person may end up using the wrong words for the wrong situation.
809* Asking the victim questions as soon as you get to them is also helpful in first aid situations, as their being able to give you any kind of verbal answer also handily answers the question of whether they're breathing. Failing this, you have to resort to other more difficult methods like checking for chest rises.
810** A quick and dirty way to determine whether a person is truly unresponsive or merely asleep (or faking being asleep) is a "sternal rub". Put the heel of your hand at the center of someone's chest and rub firmly and swiftly up and down the person's sternum--the bone plate where the ribs meet in the front of the chest, and where you would be pushing [[CPRCleanPrettyReliable if you were giving them CPR]]. Nominally, it would be a very painful stimulus, and can be done in seconds, allowing you to quickly move on to checking if they're breathing or have a pulse if they don't respond.
811* Gangster Dutch Schultz was famously perforated many times by gunfire, especially in the kidneys. When he was laid up in the hospital and dying of his injuries, the cops stopped by to get a statement... and ended up getting what may be the ''strangest'' last words [[https://web.archive.org/web/20161012183839/http://feastofhateandfear.com/archives/dutch.html in history]]. (This was dramatized in an episode of ''Series/TheUntouchables''.) People who have problems with the urinary tract, including the kidneys, can be more easily mentally compromised in this manner. It's not uncommon for elderly UTI patients to act this way.
812* Ironically, such behavior can have a positive effect for units in combat. Because most soldiers have spent months together in training before they see their first fire fight, many develop a knowledge of just how a person is ''normally''. Ergo, a soldier responding with snarks and seemingly funny lines to his unit's medic may be a sign to that medic (or, anyone else in the unit for that matter) that the soldier is still mentally capable. Naturally, however, this mood changes once they get to a doctor to further check him out. Most medics, however, will still insist that the soldier be sent back as soon as they can find a ride for him, just to make sure he's still able to function.
813* This is also something that is intentionally provoked on occasion. Even people get hurt and don't want to swear, they sometimes spurt out things that make no sense at all.
814-->"[[GoshDarnItToHeck Son of a basket hammer with fruit load of come all meat.]]"
815* Special Forces training tends to completely mentally wreck candidates. [[http://youtu.be/b4DYstzDAJo?t=4m4s Case in point:]]
816-->'''Medic:''' Do you know where you are?\
817'''Candidate:''' Uh... hash browns?
818* Creator/FrankWelker once told a story that may or may not be true, but when he was playing baseball in high school a ball hit him on the head, when asked if he was alright his response was to bark like a dog, and he said he's been barking ever since.
819* When British Prime Minister Spencer Perceval was shot by a revolver during a parliamentary debate, he muttered "I'll have one of Bellamy's veal pies", and then promptly died.
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821----
822->Thank you, you've been a lovely audience. I'll be out back eating the chain link fence--*THUMP*

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