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6->'''Ralphie Parker:''' Oh... f-u-u-u-d-g-e...\
7'''Adult Ralphie:''' ''[voiceover]'' Only I didn't say fudge. I said ''the'' word. The big one. The queen mother of dirty words. The "F-dash-dash-dash" word.
8-->-- ''Film/AChristmasStory''
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10So, you're writing a book, and one of your characters, for whatever reason, has to swear. Not a problem -- unless your intended audience are children or people who are generally against swearing. Is the risk of offending them worth the artistic reward of using ''exactly'' the right word? What can you do?
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12Easy: Just ''say'' that the character swore, without going into exactly ''what'' they said.
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14There are several ways to go about this. One way is to use direct dialogue, with a note that the offensive word the character "really" used has been replaced with something tamer; e.g.:
15->"Do you want me to send the whole blasted army after you?" he snarled. Only "blasted" was not the word he used.
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17This has the advantage of capturing more of the character's content and phrasing, but only a LemonyNarrator or a fairly intrusive first-person storyteller can get away with it.
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19Another way is to use indirect dialogue, more or less avoiding actual details; e.g.:
20->Carruthers cursed under his breath.
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22It can also overlap easily with ExpospeakGag, like so:
23->Jannaway speculated, [[AtomicFBomb loudly]] and [[ClusterFBomb at length]], on Strafford's [[BastardBastard parentage]], [[ParentalIncest sexual predilections]], and [[{{Hell}} eternal destiny]].
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25This trope shows up in RealLife, as well, as the source of common phrases like "Bob told Alice [[{{Hell}} where to go]]",[[note]][[ValuesDissonance In some English-speaking countries, anyway]][[/note]] and "Alice told Bob [[AssShove where he could stick it]]."
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27Note that both versions involve the ''character'' actually swearing, and the ''narrator'' substituting less offensive language. That is what separates this trope from UnusualEuphemism, CurseOfTheAncients, and GoshDangItToHeck, in which the characters themselves use less offensive words rather than swearing. A combination of the two is occasionally used in which a character paraphrases an insult ''in-universe'', as in:
28->"She told you to go away. Except... she didn't put it so politely."
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30Compare MouthingTheProfanity. See also ForeignCussWord and PardonMyKlingon, in which actual swearing is portrayed, but is incomprehensible and therefore inoffensive to the reader. Compare SymbolSwearing. TactfulTranslation is when a translator [[InvokedTrope invokes this]] to avoid offending someone. Also note that this is chiefly a {{Literature}} trope. SoundEffectBleep and CurseCutShort are rough audiovisual media equivalents, whereas TWordEuphemism is often used for print. Contrast SpiceUpTheSubtitles or UnusualDysphemism, which are cases where swear words are used as substitution for something comparatively tame. Not to be confused with {{Bowdlerization}}, which is when the original work isn't censored like this, but the edited work is.
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33!!Examples:
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35[[foldercontrol]]
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37[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
38* ''Anime/GargantiaOnTheVerdurousPlanet'': When Ledo wakes up on the eponymous fleet, his mecha needs to analyze the language of the natives. To do so, Ledo grabs the nearest girl, runs away with her on his shoulder, and, just to make her talk some more, touches her ass. What follows is this, using a ExpospeakGag-based SesquipedalianLoquaciousness translation by Chamber, of "reproduction with one's mother, as well as sanctified excrement".
39[[/folder]]
40
41[[folder:Comedy]]
42* A Büttenredner in Cologne carnival was asked to describe the reaction of his parents after an unfortunate event. He asked, "With or without the curses?" After the other person said he should tell it without them, the reply it short, "In that case, they said nothing!"
43* In the "Private Life" track of his ''Stand-up Comic'' album, Creator/WoodyAllen says, "Some guy hit my fender and I said unto him... I said, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words."
44* In ''Film/BillCosbyHimself'', Creator/BillCosby relates the tale of his eldest daughter's birth. He describes his wife's response to a contraction as, "She informed everyone in the room that my parents were never married."
45* In one of his standup routines involving his ([[HilarityEnsues disastrous]]) experience with skiing, Larry Miller describes "[[CrashIntoHello meeting his first woman]]" while on the slopes:
46-->Our conversation was brief, but memorable. My contribution consisted of this-- ''([[OhCrap silent, gape-mouthed look of panic]])'' --while hers consisted of a short, pungent phrase indicating that she had confused me with Oedipus.
47* On his album ''Werewolves and Lollipops'', Creator/PattonOswalt, known for having a particularly blue [[SevenDirtyWords act]], talks about how Creator/ComedyCentral never tells him, "Don't do that bit ''at all''!" but instead asks him if there's a G-rated word he could come up with for something, then proceeds to demonstrate how G-rated filth is ''way'' more disturbing than regular filth: "I'm gonna fill your hoo-ha with goof juice!"
48* One standup routine by Dennis Wolfberg describes the argument that ensues with the other driver with whom he was involved in a car crash in terms like, "He called me not so much a person as an orifice", "I implied that he was the offspring of a female dog", and "He advised that I engage in an activity which, had I complied, would have resulted in my becoming pregnant."
49[[/folder]]
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51[[folder:Comic Books]]
52* ''ComicBook/{{Batman}}'': In ''ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder'', after the Goddamn Batman throws "Jocko-Boy" Vanzetti into Gotham Harbor and lies that the hallucinogenic substance in his blood will never fade away, a text box reads, "[[BlatantLies Standards of decency]] prevent us from printing Jocko-Boy's response." Later dialogue involves heavy use of 'fuck' and 'cunt', which raises the question of exactly what Jocko-Boy said that was so much worse.
53* ''ComicBook/{{Brink}}'': All the cursing is replaced with {{censor bar}}s. Since ''2000 AD'' is pretty liberal about cursing, this prompted at least one person to complain about hypocritical censorship... which earned the response that [[{{Misblamed}} this was a deliberate decision]] by Creator/DanAbnett.
54* ''ComicBook/{{Excalibur|MarvelComics}}'': LeaningOnTheFourthWall example in an early issue, when [[PsychoForHire Arcade]] captures [[TooCoolToLive Courtney Ross]]:
55-->'''Arcade:''' Be a shame to miss a minute a' the last day o'your life, trey, ''trey'' gauche, don'tcha think?\
56'''Courtney Ross:''' What '''I''' think, Arcade... isn't printable.
57* ''ComicBook/TheFlash'': In ''ComicBook/TheFlashRebirth'' #64, Flash reminds Batman that he said ''No duh, Sherlock" to him. To which Batman replies [[https://preview.redd.it/t0urd7i73jg21.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=7e09fc18a84320dc44695355277f30d4d4c5c9eb "Those weren't my exact words".]] The kicker is that Flash asks him where he picked that up and Batman says he got it from his son, Damian. Meaning Batman is saying "No shit, Sherlock" because his kid says it.
58* ''ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}}'': In ''ComicBook/Hawkeye2012'', it's quite obvious that "futz" is only around to keep the comic at PG-13 levels.
59* ''ComicBook/MarvelBoy'': Noh-Varr carves "FUCK YOU" into New York using his space guns as a means of sending a message to Earth and his previous captors. The words themselves are never shown in full, however -- instead, you see SHIELD agents looking at the damage and noticing that it spells something, with the word "YOU" being shown along with the comment, "There's more, sir..."
60* ''ComicBook/TheTransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye'': Used for comedy in issue #18, where Rodimus recounts his encounter with [[spoiler:Chief Justice Tyrest]] to some of the other Autobots after the latter asked if Rodimus had any questions regarding his "crimes against the universe."
61-->'''Rodimus:''' Just one: ''WHY ARE YOU SUCH A--'' ''([[SmashCut the comic panel suddenly cuts to Rodimus sitting and talking calmly in a prison cell]])'' And that's when I started swearing.
62* ''ComicBook/YoungJustice'': An early issue features ComicBook/{{Superboy|1994}} being reminded to stop a plane crashing into a crowd. Superboy's response is "Oh, * !", with a text box reading "* [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Insert current popular but unprintable teen profanity here]]."
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65[[folder:Comic Strips]]
66* ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'':
67** Used in one strip when a board game between the title characters turns into an EscalatingWar.
68--->'''Calvin's Mom:''' Isn't it cute how Calvin plays both sides of Monopoly with his stuffed tiger?\
69'''Calvin's Dad:''' I dunno... I overheard him using words he didn't learn in ''this'' household.
70** A different strip has Calvin writing words in the snow with boot prints. Cut to his dad at the window, reading: "'My... dad... is... a... big...' HEY!"
71** Yet another strip involves the tail end of a HorribleCampingTrip, when the non-stop downpour finally ends [[GaveUpTooSoon just as Calvin's family is about to pack up and go home]].
72--->'''Calvin:''' Did you know what any of Dad's words meant?\
73'''Hobbes:''' No, but I wrote them down so we can look 'em up when we get home.
74** The opening of [[https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1987/05/31 a 1987 Sunday strip]] has Dad reading a home improvement guide before fixing the sink.
75--->"Before beginning any home plumbing repair, make sure you possess the proper tools for the job.\
76"Check the following list of handy [[BaitAndSwitch expletives]], and see that you know how to use them."
77* A ''ComicStrip/{{Doonesbury}}'' comic from June 1985 features Frank Sinatra standing off-panel shouting things like, "Get me your (obscene gerund) boss, you little (anatomically explicit epithet)!"
78* In a 1999 ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' strip, Jon is [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1999/12/28 looking for a date for New Year's Eve.]]
79-->'''Jon:''' ''(hanging up with a shocked look)'' I just learned three new words.\
80'''Garfield:''' [[MediumAwareness Unsuitable for a comic strip, no doubt.]]
81* ''ComicStrip/NickKnatterton'': "The ladies accuse each other of having un-ladylike jobs" (during a CatFight).
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84[[folder:Fan Works]]
85!!!General
86* Author Creator/{{KCS}} tends to reference swear words obliquely:
87** ''Fanfic/TwoTwentyOneB'': "Bowl" features Holmes and Watson implicitly swearing at each other after Watson finds out Holmes stored a (possibly poisonous) red leech in their sugar bowl for lack of a better place to put it. However, Watson only says that his response was rude and Holmes' was "even less sophisticated", and he cites this as one of the reasons he never intends the general public to hear this story.
88** ''Fanfic/SimpleGifts'': At one point, the sick Watson swears at Holmes when the detective becomes too blunt, but Holmes doesn't list the actual words, only that they were apparently Scottish.
89** ''Fanfic/MistakeSherlockHolmes'': At one point, a doctor tries to evict Holmes from the room for exciting Watson too much. Holmes informs him what he can do with his medical advice, making Watson laugh.
90* Creator/NimbusLlewelyn tends to use this as part of a SophisticatedAsHell writing style, particularly in ''Fanfic/ChildOfTheStorm'' and its sequels, often alluding to extensive foul language rather than using it, with the exception of the occasional PrecisionFStrike.
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92!!!Specific Fan Works
93* In ''Fanfic/AndAllTheStarsBurnedBright'', when Admiral Taylor informs Barbara Havers that Starfleet will ''not'' [[spoiler:be launching a rescue for the missing black ops team that includes her captain-slash-lover]]:
94-->'''Narrator:''' ...Barbara rather graphically suggested several places Starfleet Command could shove their lack of a rescue mission, most of which were not only anatomically impossible but also absolutely disgusting.... [and] followed this up by giving the admiral a lurid and inventive account of said admiral's probable ancestors, not a one of which seemed to belong to any sentient or even remotely attractive species in the known reaches of the galaxy.
95* ''Fanfic/BaitAndSwitchSTO'' changes between the various [[TheseTropesShouldWatchTheirLanguage swear word tropes]] almost at random. Sometimes, as with the first time Eleya meets Admiral Marconi, it's "[character] swears" (this trope). Sometimes they swear [[PardonMyKlingon in alien languages]]. In a couple cases, the author just uses a PrecisionFStrike (although the second time, when Gaarra and Eleya talk about their one-night stand, it was technically PardonMyKlingon crossed with TranslationConvention).
96* ''Fanfic/BequeathedFromPaleEstates'' has Oberyn Martell losing his temper while conversing with his brother, so he [[FlippingTheBird "births a dramatic and rude gesture"]] in his sibling's direction. Doran is unimpressed.
97-->'''Doran:''' If you want to point, use a polite finger.
98* ''Fanfic/ButcherOfTheWards'': Taylor's ability to mute the Butcher voices apparently extends to bleeping out their profanity, although that doesn't stop her from internally swearing herself.
99-->'''Butcher:''' Oh come on. She gets to &?!#ing swear but we don't! How is that any -ing fair?
100* A variant from ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'':
101-->I will not go into details about how he was performing the operation. This story is only PG.
102* Mitsumi in ''Fanfic/CloseButNoCoffee'' gets angry at [[AbusiveParents Ghetsis' abuse of his son N]] and "[says] a few words she had never uttered in front of the impressionable Hareta" before punching Ghetsis.
103* As is the case with a lot of her works, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1758544/Aleine_Skyfire the author]] of the ''Fanfic/DeliverUsFromEvilSeries'' uses {{Said Bookism}}s such as ''swore'' and ''cursed''... and yet [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment still uses some profanity]]. The level of profanity has actually gone up over time in the first book, ''Mortality'', possibly matching the increasingly DarkerAndEdgier story. Plus, it ''is'' a [=WIP=], so the author might edit out some of the profanity in the future.
104* ''Fanfic/ADiplomaticVisit'': Chapter 2 of the sequel ''Diplomat at Large'' mixes this with PardonMyKlingon when Scolopidia "let out a word that didn't translate into Equestrian", a rather obvious swear that makes her guards give her a disapproving look.
105* ''Fanfic/DontSayGoodbyeFarewell'':
106** Colonel Janice Qua, commanding a Moab Confederacy bird-of-prey, listens in as Orion pirates demand that the freighter ''Wuddship''[[spoiler:, which is actually a Starfleet heavy cruiser flying a false IFF,]] surrender.
107--->"The reply was a male voice, some Scandinavian language and, according to the translator readout, described the various ingredients making up the Orion matron and [[YourMom the things her mother had mated with]] in decidedly unhygienic terms. [[PassThePopcorn Amused, Qua saved it to a PADD for future reference.]]"
108** "Captain Kanril said [[BuffySpeak something rather un-captainy]]."
109* ''Fanfic/EyeOfTheStormKenyaStarflight'': Essentially all cursing is subjected to this.
110** In the very first story, it happens when Austin has just hit his head:
111--->There was a bang and a loud expletive as Austin extracted himself from the oven. Upon seeing Trapper he said "If I catch you using that word I'll wash your mouth out with soap."
112** In ''Crystal Blizzard'', during the Christmas Eve dinner preparations, Austin is subjected to one again when he accidentally drops a serving container:
113--->There was a loud crash and a cross expletive from the kitchen, followed by Mrs. Pratt's shocked gasp and Liberty's stern "Shut your filthy mouth, Austin!"
114* ''Fanfic/GazsHorribleHalloweenOfDoom'': When she gets caught in a thunderstorm after already [[HumiliationConga having had a terrible night]], Gaz stands there for a few seconds in StunnedSilence before "screaming out a long string of obscenities someone her age really had no business knowing."
115* In the ''Animorphs'' fanfic ''[[Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}} Ghost in the Shell]]'', when CNN shows footage of Essa-in-Tom giving Jake a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown, Tom remembers Jake saying "several words that our dad probably wasn't aware Jake even knew, and definitely would have grounded him for using."
116* ''Fanfic/TheHeadhunt'': [[spoiler:Lore's head]] has just enough time to say "something uncomplimentary" before Eleya turns him off.
117* In ''Fanfic/ItsAlwaysTheQuietOnes'', Snape shoots a bunch of spells unsuccessfully at an EldritchAbomination that has him ensnared in its fishy tentacles, and then unleashes the Killing Curse, which is described as "two words that resulted in a virulent green streak of magic leaving his wand and passing through the alien creature".
118* ''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/i-want-to-see-you-smile-yj-lantern-si-non-standard-teal-ring.340678/ I Want To See You Smile]]'': When Vanilla's captive would-be robbers hear that she's already repaired the alarm system and called the police, they "quite vocally, and colorfully, expressed their opinions on me, my powers, my mother, and my sexual preferences and habits." She just gags them and moves on.
119* In the ''Fanfic/JuniorOfficers'' chapter "Margaret's Story", the narration [[CurseCutShort cuts off]] Margaret's father calling her "the S-word".[[note]]"Slut".[[/note]]
120* ''Fanfic/KingdomHeartsPsiTheSeekerOfDarkness'', as a RunningGag, has a partially self-imposed one where people avoid swearing around Sora, including Kairi who's a regular SirSwearsALot when she appears in a story without him. The author describes it as a "[[FunWithAcronyms Definitely Innocent, So No Expletives, Y'all]]" field. (Though as it happens, Sora himself is not above swearing when he stubs his toe and thinks no one else is around.) And while Vanitas seems to be immune to it, he's later caught up in another such filter [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/18940627/chapters/45216220#workskin when he visits the Hundred Acre Wood]], called the [[Creator/AAMilne Majorly Interfering Location Negating Expletives]], which does affect him.
121-->'''Vanitas:''' This must be what it's like for everyone else around Sora.
122** [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/41735382 A later story]] reveals that Vanitas was ''not'' immune to the presumably related field in Disney Town itself, and it took him a lot of effort to break through.
123* In ''Fanfic/LastRights'', Eleya drops "a particularly vile Kendran oath" when Senior Chief Athezra takes a chunk of shrapnel square in the chest.
124* When ''Fanfic/LordDoom'' steals Armsmaster's tinkertech motorcycle, promptly crashes it, and then flies away into the sky while laughing, "Armsmaster said some things that were probably not PR approved." Unfortunately for Armsmaster, he was caught on camera, and became a PHO meme.
125--> '''Kriketz:''' ​"Lord Doom is scum." Well, Let's ask a resident hero what his opinion on the matter is?​\
126Attachment: [=AngryArmsmaster=].jpg​\
127Oh boy, that's some strong language. Nevermind.​
128* ''Fanfic/{{Maat}}'': The protagonist is being prisoner, and is a CunningLinguist, and from her captors' perspective, is "cursing in at least two languages the leader didn't know."
129* ''Fanfic/AMoonAndWorldApart'': In Chapter 11, when Spike's dragged Sunset out of bed and says he warned her, Twilight thinks to herself that "Sunset's response was low enough that Twilight couldn't quite hear it, and very likely unprintable".
130* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' fanfiction ''Fanfic/MustLoveNedFlanders'', Naomi "mutters something profane".
131* In ''Fanfic/{{Origins}}'', a ''Franchise/MassEffect''[=/=]''Franchise/StarWars''[[spoiler:[=/=]''[=Borderlands=]''[=/=]''[=Halo=]'']] MassiveMultiplayerCrossover, Jack gets one--it's a ClusterFBomb inside this trope as the description around it makes clear. The words are displayed in a minor aversion, but exactly ''how many times'' is left up to the reader's imagination (hence this trope):
132-->A cluster of panted words, mostly involving "fuck", "shit", and similar poured into the ears of everyone on her channel.
133* ''Fanfic/ThePiecesLieWhereTheyFell'': In the sequel ''Picking Up the Pieces'', the griffon Doctor Gregory finds out about Wind Breaker's forced alcoholism from his childhood and, in response, is said to have "uttered something so harsh that every set of ears in the room flattened at it" to refer to the ones responsible.
134* ''Fanfic/PokemonResetBloodlines'' has a few examples:
135** During a Bug-Catching Contest, Ash and Pikachu encounter a Shuckle who says something insulting to Pikachu, and the mouse answers back with an insult of his own. Ash only mentions the insult is something he would never say out loud in the same continent as his mother.
136** Later when they're reunited with [[spoiler:Primeape]], he's revealed [[SirSwearsALot to be quite foul-mouthed]], to the point he's constantly blurting out profanities during the battle against Blaine in Cinnabar. However, both Ash and the narration refuse to go into specifics.
137** In the Melemele Grand Trial Interlude, Velvet Lono, of all people, says an expletive when she sees Hala's Bewear using Pain Split to alleviate Hariyama's use of Belly Drum. The word isn't explained, but given the other characters' reactions, it must have been strong.
138* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3224266/1/Final-Fantasy-Power-Of-Light The Power of Light]]'', a retelling of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyI'', this occurs in Elfland as Luke rages about the prices of weapons.
139-->"Four thousand gold for a silver sword. Four freakin' thousand freakin' GOLD for a freakin' silver freakin' sword." Freakin' was not exactly the word he used.
140* In ''Fanfic/ThePrayerWarriors'', a variant is used, when Michael, [[TheInfiltration infiltrating]] [[Franchise/HarryPotter Hogwarts]] to learn about whether it's connected with the British government and planning an attack on Christians, attends a magic lesson. The author says that he will not mention the name of the spell Michael learned because "I don't want to teach you atheistic satanic scum how to do magic".
141* ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'' fanfic ''Fanfic/PrincessLaburnumSteelfang'' features Julien telling Skipper to "do something which, considering certain biological facts, was actually impossible".
142* Crossed with an inversion of PardonMyKlingon in ''Fanfic/RedFireRedPlanet'' (from the perspective of a Vulcan petty officer):
143-->Kybok heard Blackhawk say a word he had been told humans considered very rude.
144* In ''Fanfic/ReluctantHero'', Aang freaks out after throwing a pirate off a cliff and asks him to wave his arms to show he's alive. [[FlippingTheBird The pirate does something else entirely.]]
145-->'''Aang:''' Well, that wasn't a very nice hand gesture.
146* In the ''Anime/MobileFighterGGundam'' DeadFic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/916776/1/The-Revenge-of-Rutger-Verhoven The Revenge of Rutger Verhoven]]'', which is told from the title character's point of view, he talks about his sole crew member Billy Jack's tendency to use obscenities. Billy Jack's censored assessment of the Nether Gundam is this: "The bleeping piece of bleep looks like the bleeping bleeps took a bleeping outhouse, put a bleeping fan on the front and put a bleeping robot inside." Rutger adds, "For the record, he didn't say bleep."
147* ''Fanfic/RocketshipVoyager'' is ostensibly a 1950's PulpMagazine story, so has to use this trope, e.g. ''"Cut us down, you b***ds!"'' or ''Janeway uttered a [[PardonMyKlingon Martian word]] they had not taught her at the Scholarium'' or:
148-->B'Elanna sat up shouting, "Lieutenant Carey is an ''[[CurseCutShort OWWW!]]"'' as she banged her head on the capsule's ceiling, trailing off in a string of curses. Chakotay informed her that Carey had never been groundside on Venus, so was unlikely to have had intimate relations with a mudsucker eel.
149* Comes up a few times in the ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom''/''Film/{{Beetlejuice}}'' {{crossover}}, ''Fanfic/SayItThrice''. Mostly from Betelgeuse.
150-->Danny was then treated to a very colorful and descriptive tirade that would've been censored heavily even to qualify for an R rated film. The Ghost With The Most seemed determined to use every curse in existence in the most creative manner possible. Danny thought he might have stopped speaking modern English at one point and either switched languages or started using something older. Or both. It was actually pretty educational.
151* ''Fanfic/TheSecretReturnOfAlexMack'': This happens a lot, in keeping with Alex's PG-rated Nickelodeon origins.
152-->Jo had some different words. Most of them involved words Alex was not allowed to say, put together in some ways Alex had hardly ever heard before.
153* In ''Fanfic/TheSevenMisfortunesOfLadyFortune'', Chat Noir is eavesdropping on two villains arguing, and notes that he can't understand half the Chinese curses despite knowing the language.
154* ''Literature/TheHungerGames'' fanfic ''Fanfic/SomeSemblanceOfMeaning'' uses this, usually the "[character name] cursed" variation.
155* The second installment of ''Fanfic/TheStalkingZukoSeries'', ''Not Stalking Zuko'' is rated T, so the author uses various ways to keep the rating down, including this trope; Katara points out that whenever she mentions that someone said "puck", she actually meant that they said "fuck". This trope is dropped in the third installment, ''Not Stalking Firelord Zuko'', which is rated M.
156* ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'' has this in its games.
157** In Sword Art Online, the player dialogue was [[SoundEffectBleep bleeped out]] whenever someone swore. This lasted until the end of the first episode, where Kayaba [[FunWithAutocensors disabled the profanity filter]]; the very first words said afterwards were [[IDontWantToDie "We're FUCKED!!"]]
158** In Alfheim Online, the titular game was originally developed to be targeted towards a younger audience, and as such has an in-universe profanity filter whenever someone tries to swear, causing them to instead say [[GoshDangItToHeck a more innocuous word in its place, like "ash" instead of "ass" or "codfish" instead of "God"]]. This in something Kirito deeply misses once he finds out about Alfheim's limitations. That said, the players have found ways around the filter to roleplay things like sexual predation and institutionalized slavery, and Asuna's violent threat to Sugou in Episode 15 is no less terrifying.
159* ''Fanfic/ThisBites'':
160** In Chapter 14, after learning that Kureha gagged him with a vial of ''sugar'' rather than ''salt'', Soundbite's reaction is not written coherently. The reactions to it are, however:
161--->'''Cross:''' ''(rubbing a finger in his ear and whistling in awe)'' Wow…\
162'''Nami:''' I… lost track of what he was saying halfway through, though I ''think'' he managed to insult your family back to its… ''tenth'' generation?\
163'''Vivi:''' I [[CunningLinguist know twelve different languages]], but… I didn't recognize a third of what he said.\
164'''Kureha:''' KAK KAK KAK! Either way, he's got quite the mouth on him!
165** In Chapter 34, Nami unleashes a ClusterFBomb while the SBS is running. For the sake of his auditors, Soundbite manages to censor her... more or less.
166* In Chapter 21 of ''Fanfic/{{Total Drama Comeback|Series}}'', the contestants have to compete in a prom-themed challenge in which they'll be paired up, and Gwen's boyfriend Trent ends up with her worst enemy, Heather. When Heather makes a few too many moves on her challenge partner, Gwen has to be physically held back from murdering her, while unleashing a torrent of profanity in her direction that isn't described in detail.
167-->'''Noah:''' My, she's better than the worst flamers I've ever seen on [=MMORPGs=].\
168'''Izzy:''' ''(clapping)'' That was great! You curse like my cousin!
169* ''Fanfic/ThroughADiamondSky'': "[Tron]...grumbled a few hexadecimal strings unfit for polite company".
170* ''Fanfic/TheTrueLoveLoophole'': After finding out that Raven is CoveredWithScars from abuse, it's said that all [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Apple of all people]] could do was mutter every curse she knows.
171* ''Fanfic/UniverseFalls'': In "The Stanchurian Candidate", after Stan's disastrous phone interview at the start of his campaign for mayor, Steven describes an angry email Stan got as having "just about every word Pearl's told me I should never say."
172* ''Fanfic/UnleashingOfADarkNight'': Done in spectacular fashion after Atari makes a failed attempt to fight the Metal Were as the latter walks off, not interested in the slightest, after [[CurbStompBattle effortlessly taking down]] [[OriginalCharacter Tomo]] for the first time.
173-->But the Metal Were left anyway, leaving her to shout one anger-fueled obscenity that [[CoverInnocentEyesAndEars Sonic had to cover Tails's ears in order to prevent him from hearing]].
174* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10800038/1/Waiting-for-one-s-arrival Waiting for one's arrival]]'', Tetsu Tohsaka wasn't happy to learn Luna Lovegood was bullied by her housemates, leading to an altercation.
175-->'''Dumbledore:''' What kind of an 'altercation', Filius?\
176'''Flitwitck:''' Some very loud and very vicious words, some rather pointed insinuations about their ancestry and the sexual orientation of their family pets, and a truly remarkable amount of colourful ways of describing both them and their current situation. ''(beat)'' I believe Miss Lovegood took notes.
177* In ''Fanfic/WhatTomorrowBrings'', the Dapsen Lumber guard screams obscenities that [[SparedByTheAdaptation Elfangor]] is fairly certain park rangers aren't supposed to know.
178* The writers of ''Fanfic/WithPearlAndRubyGlowing'' lack NWordPrivileges, so racial slurs such as the N-word are censored.
179* Although ''Fanfic/WithStringsAttached'' hardly shies away from good old Anglo-Saxon swear words, on occasion this trope is employed for variety, mostly in this context: "What's going on?" said John. Paul filled him in. John swore.
180* ''Fanfic/ThePalaververse'': ''Mr Stripes Versus A Cthonic Horror'': In the first chapter, Mr Stripes encounters a Diamond Dog that speaks Equish with SpeechImpediment of a lot of "th", probably due to his "badly-crooked muzzle", and therefore "shit" is "thit":
181--> “Up, dogth!” he barked with a long and badly-crooked muzzle, beckoning up with a paw, his waistcoat studded with little jewels and tools. “Itth Bridleway. Up and out and away, before ponieth get thuthpithiouth and everything goeth to ''thit''.”\
182* ''Fanfic/GazsHorribleHalloweenOfDoom'': When she gets caught in a thunderstorm after already having had a terrible night, Gaz stands there for a few seconds in StunnedSilence before "screaming out a long string of obscenities someone her age really had no business knowing."
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186* ''WesternAnimation/FantasticMrFox'' replaces all profanity with the word "cuss". This is best exemplified by Fox declaring a "clustercuss of a situation". There's also a scene where some graffiti that simply reads "cuss" can be seen in the background.
187* ''Mad, Mad, Mad Monsters'', the kind-of prequel to ''WesternAnimation/MadMonsterParty'', has Modzoola get scolded by his wife for being unfaithful to her by pursuing the Monstress. Nothing she says is intelligible, but Baron Frankenstein's reaction implies she is swearing.
188-->'''Baron Frankenstein:''' My word! I've never heard a woman use such language!
189* Self-inflicted in-universe in ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory1'' when Woody tells Buzz why he cannot say what he ''truly'' thinks about him:
190-->'''Woody:''' The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
191* In the {{Novelization}} of ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'', this overlaps with ForeignCussWord when Abby is described as swearing in Korean.
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195* An in-universe example comes from ''Film/Apollo13'', where, after receiving a reminder from MissionControl to avoid locking the gyroscope's gimbals, Jim tells Fred that he's "...well aware of the Goddamn gimbals!", which Fred relays to Houston with a simple "Roger that, Houston." Subverted because the lunar module's [[IsThisThingStillOn comm system was set to Voice Activated mode]], so Houston heard the original version too.
196%%* The ending of ''Film/{{Brick}}'', in a shout-out to the Dashiell Hammet story mentioned below.
197* ''Film/BullDurham'': An InUniverse example when Teddy the radio announcer describes what Crash just called the umpire to get thrown out of the game--which we were watching in person moments earlier.
198-->'''Teddy:''' ''(over the radio)'' I've never seen Crash so angry and frankly, Bull fans, [[NarrativeProfanityFilter he used a certain word that's a "no-no" with umpires]].\
199'''Milly:''' Crash musta called the guy a cocksucker.\
200'''Annie:''' God, he's so romantic...
201* ''Film/AChristmasStory'' does this in two ways. Ralphie's "Old Man" is noted to be a champion of vulgarity, but all of his tirades are rendered into meaningless {{angrish}}. In another scene, Ralphie accidentally lets slip, "Oh... ''fudge''!" The narrator clarifies that he didn't actually say "fudge", he said the real "eff-dash-dash-dash word".
202* From ''Film/{{Fargo}}'', an upstanding citizen describing a conversation with a less savory fellow:
203-->"So he says, 'So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda jerk for askin',' only he doesn't use the word 'jerk'... And then he calls ''me'' a jerk, and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, 'What do ya think about that?' So I says, 'Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him, then.'"
204* In ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2'', Rocket translate's Groot's "I am Groot" as "Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy!" but adds, "...Only he didn't use 'frickin'.'" He then admonishes Groot for language.
205* In ''Film/TheMartian'', Mark's communications through the Rover link are usually shown with the profanities dashed out. On one occasion, when Mark is told that his crewmates hadn't been informed about his survival and responds with a ClusterFBomb, the audience gets to see and hear little more than the horrified reactions of MissionControl, aware that his words are being transmitted all over the world.
206* ''Film/ThePentagonWars'', when General Partridge (Creator/KelseyGrammer) is [[HauledBeforeASenateSubcommittee being questioned by the House Armed Services Committee]]:
207-->'''Congressman''': Did you or did you not confront Col. Burton outside the Pentagon pharmacy and say to him, ''(reading)'' "If I hear one more word about your - expletive deleted - report, you're gonna be sitting on your brains?"
208* An in-universe example occurs in ''Film/{{Poltergeist|1982}}'' when Steven remarks to Diane that boss didn't take him seriously when he told him where to go, so he gave his boss directions.
209* The in-universe version is used in ''Film/{{Speed}}'', when the main character is examining the bomb underneath the bus and one of the civilians on the bus is repeating what he says over a radio: the hero [[PrecisionFStrike swears in shock]] at something he sees, and the meek-looking office worker instead translates it as "Oh darn."
210* When ''Film/TheStar'' was made in 1952, cursing wasn't allowed in movies. So, for the scene where the {{streetwalker}} sharing a cell with movie star Margaret Elliot realizes that the drunk, disheveled person in front of her is who she says she is, the streetwalker says, "I'm a dirty name! It is Margaret Elliot!".
211* A close variant in ''Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome'' when Dr. [=McCoy=] expresses his opinion of ThePlan:
212-->"You're proposing we go backwards in time, find humpback whales, then bring them forward in time, drop them off and hope to hell they tell this probe what to go do with itself?!"
213* ''Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory'' gives us this gem:
214-->'''Computer Operator (Tim Brooke-Taylor):''' I am now telling this computer '''exactly''' what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!
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218* A Brazilian comedy book had a chapter being interrupted to inform that "we upset some MoralGuardians, so we're replacing cuss words with the word [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_of_palm 'Palmito.'"]] The word is used until near the chapter's end, when the author's informed the palm cultivators got upset.
219* Creator/PoulAnderson:
220** "Peek! I See You":
221--->'Oh!' said Paziliwheep, rather more pungently. 'Please ask his unblessed bureaucratship why he intends to excrete away so lovemaking much time on this ball of dirt', likewise rather more pungently.
222** "A Bicycle Built for Brew: "[=McConnell=] is a four-lettering lovechild!"
223* ''Literature/ArtemisFowl: The Eternity Code'': At one point during the infiltration of the Spiro Needle, Holly grunts "something unprintable" in response to Artemis impatiently urging her on.
224* Creator/IsaacAsimov:
225** "Literature/CChute": Col Windham tries to inspire common ground with Stuart by citing national identity and FantasticRacism. Stuart, however, disagrees with an "unprintable" response.
226** ''Literature/FantasticVoyage'': This {{Novelization}} has TheHero speculate that CMDF, the insigne of the paramilitary organization, might stand for "Consolidated Martian Dimwits and Fools", and adds, "I've got a better one than that but it's unprintable".
227** ''Literature/FoundationSeries'' "Literature/TheMule": Ebling Mis frequently says "unprintable". This might be the narrator replacing his statements with another term, but some of his dialogue only makes sense if he's actually using "unprintable” as a curse word. He is described as being foulmouthed, using "Ga-LAX-y" as another explicative.
228** "Literature/LittleLostRobot": The physicist who told the titular robot to "go lose yourself" told Dr Calvin exactly what it was he said, "in one long succession of syllables." Dr Calvin, for her part also identifies the words obliquely, saying that she knew some of them as derogatory, and assumed the others were equally so.
229* Common in Creator/DaveBarry's columns, which had to use language suitable for family newspapers. Several of them quote remarks as having sounded like "duck shoe" or "ash sole." One titled "[[SymbolSwearing &*@##%$(!?,.<>+*&'%$!!@@$##%[==]%^&]]" has this choice paragraph:
230-->I felt pretty bad, saying the S-word right into my son's ear, but he was cool. "Daddy, you shouldn't say the S-word," he said. Only he didn't say "the S-word," you understand; he actually said the S-word. But he said it in a very mature way, indicating that he got no thrill from it, and that he was merely trying to correct my behavior.
231* Oddly, Jeremy Clarkson of all people occasionally indulges in this. One car review involved a reference to "an expression that rhymes with bucket."
232* Creator/DashiellHammett:
233** The [[Literature/TheContinentalOp Continental Op]] short story "The Girl with the Silver Eyes" uses this trope (as do some of his other stories).
234--->She put her mouth close to my ear so that her breath was warm again on my cheek, as it had been in the car, and whispered the vilest epithet of which the English language is capable.
235** ''Literature/TheMalteseFalcon'':
236--->The boy spoke two words, the first a short guttural verb, the second "you."
237* Creator/RobertAHeinlein loves this trope, since he was both writing in the days when such curses were still considered somewhat unprintable, and often for the juvenile market. So his characters sometimes will say things like "Expletive Deleted!" or the first-person narrator will merely describe the profanity in vague and general terms such as "I told him what I thought of him, using words I hardly ever use." One memorable subversion of this trope appeared in ''Literature/StarshipTroopers''. Their first day in [[TheSpartanWay boot]] [[TrainingFromHell camp]], [[DrillSergeantNasty Sergeant Zim]] chews out the assembled cadets at great length.
238-->'''Juan Rico:''' He never once repeated himself and he never used either profanity or obscenity. (I learned later that he saved those for ''very'' special occasions, which this wasn't.) But he described our shortcomings, physical, mental, moral, and genetic, in great and insulting detail.
239* ''Literature/HiveMind2016'': Amber often comments that Adika swears, or that there's a level of his mind that is nothing but swears. The specific swears are never stated.
240* ''Literature/HolmesOnTheRange'': The series isn't shy about swear words but uses the word "fudge" instead of fuck (it's even a running gag with [[SirSwearsALot Gus Bock]]) while noting that "fudge" isn't the actual word being used.
241* Creator/DianaWynneJones:
242** From ''Literature/TheHomewardBounders'':
243--->"Unprintable things!" I said--only I didn't say that. I really said them.
244** In ''Literature/WilkinsTooth'', Buster and his gang used purple, orange, blank language--and they wouldn't be half as menacing if they ''actually'' used 'orange', 'purple' or 'blanking'.
245* ''Literature/KeeperOfTheLostCities'':
246** In ''Neverseen'', "[Keefe] shouted a bunch of words that would earn him a month of detention".
247** In ''Nightfall'', after Keefe makes a risky move despite Sophie's protest:
248--->Sophie shook her head, her brain too clogged with words she wasn't supposed to say to come up with a response.
249** In ''Flashback'':
250*** When Ro has to call Keefe "Lord Hunkyhair" after losing a bet:
251---->Ro said it, all right. Along with several ogre words that weren't very nice.
252*** When Ro finds out who Sophie's ogre bodyguard will be:
253---->The last name made Ro unleash an impressive string of ogre curses.\
254[...]\
255Ro muttered a few more creative words under her breath.
256*** Tarina unleashes "a colorful array of Trollish words" the first time she teleports via free-falling.
257** In ''Legacy'':
258*** After Sophie reveals some bad news, Ro is mentioned to be "muttering a whole lot of creative words under her breath."
259*** When Stina has to wade into mud:
260---->Stina muttered a string of words that would've made Ro proud.
261* Creator/MercedesLackey usually uses the "he/she swore" method. There is a more elaborate example late in ''[[Literature/HeraldsOfValdemar The Silver Gryphon]]'', when:
262-->In a calm, clear voice, [Blade] suggested that the ''wyrsa'' in question could do several highly improbable, athletically difficult, and possibly biologically impractical things involving its own mother, a few household implements, and a dead fish.
263* Creator/CSLewis uses the word "bucking" in ''Literature/ThatHideousStrength'', where a more literal reportage of the events might be a word which begins with "F".
264** It showed up now and again in the ''[[Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia Narnia]]'' books also. From ''Literature/TheHorseAndHisBoy'':
265--->...and here he added a great many descriptions of Queen Susan which would not look at all nice in print.
266** And in ''Literature/TheVoyageOfTheDawnTreader'':
267--->Everyone skipped back (some of the sailors with [[HaveAGayOldTime ejaculations]] I will not put in writing).
268* Outdoor humorist Creator/PatrickMcManus describes an instance when he and his fishing companion Retch Sweeney decide to go skinny-dipping in a mountain stream that proves to be ice-cold. They emerge from the water just as a small group of mushroom enthusiasts come walking past, and [=McManus=] expresses his relief that "a particularly bad twelve-letter word had frozen on Retch's lower lip and didn't thaw out until we were in the car driving home."
269** Pat's Neighbor Al Finley has a habit of calling people by "crude anatomical terms", like "elbow". It is left ambiguous whether this is a case of NarrativeProfanityFilter or UnusualEuphemism—but that ambiguity is itself part of [=McManus=]' style of humor.
270* Creator/TamoraPierce does this a fair amount--it shows up in the ''Literature/TortallUniverse'' and ''Literature/{{Circleverse}}'' series. Comes in both "Alanna swore colorfully..." and "The cook speculated on Briar's parentage..." flavors. (As of ''Literature/BekaCooper'', she's abandoned it. ''Mastiff'' has liberal use of the word shit, as well as "swive", an antiquated synonym of "fuck".)
271* Creator/HBeamPiper, in the short story "When in the Course", had a character "curse Styphon's house for ten minutes without repeating a single malediction". In other books, he included phrases "I'll fix the expurgated unprintability!" and "He used a word you won't find in the dictionary but which nobody needs to look up."
272** Another example, from Piper's story "A Slave Is a Slave": "Shatrak's face turned pink; the pink darkened to red. He used a word; it was a completely unprintable word. So, except for a few scattered pronouns, conjunctions and prepositions, were the next fifty words he used."
273** His novel ''Literature/FourDayPlanet'' includes the following lines, as recounted by the novel's first-person narrator, a young journalist [[note]]"etaoin shrdlu" is a reasonable approximation of the dozen most commonly used letters in the English language in the order of their appearance[[/note]]:
274*** "That's a double two-em-dashed lie, you etaoin shrdlu so-and-so!" somebody yelled. "Who are you calling a so-and-so, you thus-and-so-ing such-and-such?" somebody else yelled back, and a couple more chairs got smashed and a swirl of fighting started.
275** ''Literature/PoliceOperation'' has the 'he cursed' variation, as a very nasty animal attacks.
276** ''Literature/TimeCrime'' has this: "Tortha Karf[[note]]Paratime Police Chief[[/note]] began, alphabetically, to blaspheme every god he had ever heard of." This is a universe with a ''lot'' of alternate timelines.
277* Creator/HarryTurtledove isn't shy about writing out profanity, but this pops up from time to time. There's even some subtle LeaningOnTheFourthWall when it happens, as the offending language is described as "unprintable".
278** One of the more memorable occasions is in his [[Literature/{{Timeline191}} TL-191]] series, when Jefferson Pinkard gets orders from Ferdinand Koenig:
279--->What Pinkard said when he saw that had an f and a k in it, too, with a couple of other letters in between. He said several other things right afterwards, most of them even hotter than what he'd started with.
280** In his ''Crosstime'' series (meant for younger audiences) set in an alternate universe where the US never formed and racism is still rampant, Turtledove makes use of this when an officer talks about putting down a bunch of rebelling [[NWordPrivileges "people"]].
281* Creator/PGWodehouse often used this.
282-->"Be careful what you're doing, you silly ass," he said, in part.
283* A rather interesting version of this appears in ''Literature/AllQuietOnTheWesternFront'', where one of the main characters is, on a few occasions, described to be "using the most famous quote from ''Theatre/GotzVonBerlichingen''". For those of you not acquainted with the more obscure works of Creator/JohannWolfgangVonGoethe, the quote referenced is "But he, tell him, can lick me [[strike: on]] in my ass". In German, that has the same connotations as "Go fuck yourself". More usually one says "lick me on my ass".
284* Shows up all the time in the ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'' books.
285** From #1[[note]][[ComicBook/{{Animorphs}} the graphic novel]] changes this to CurseCutShort[[/note]]:
286--->I guess Rachel thought the same thing. She slowed down just a little and began yelling and waving her arms. "Come on, come on, you--" And then she said some words I didn't realize Rachel even knew.
287** When Marco tells Jake that a kid in their school has sold the [[spoiler: morphing box]], Jake sits bolt upright in the middle of class and says "something you're not supposed to say in school."
288** In the third ''Megamorphs'' book:
289*** The team goes back in time and end up at Princeton during segregation. One of the boys calls Cassie something very offensive. It's not stated, but since she then turns into a polar bear and asks "[[BewareTheNiceOnes am I white enough now?]]"...
290*** Ax says "a word he must have picked up from humans".
291** In #23, Tobias says some words he can't repeat. [[KindheartedSimpleton Jara Hamee]] asks him what they mean.
292** In #27, after Rachel rejects a guy hitting on her, "He called me a name I've been called before."
293** In #28, Ax gets one when describing [[DrivesLikeCrazy Marco's driving]]:
294--->I saw a pickup truck, with its horn blaring and its driver forming a sort of salute with one raised finger.\
295It occurred to me that oncoming vehicles should not be passing by on the right.\
296<[[DontExplainTheJoke Hey, that guy gave me the finger!]]>\
297<Some people take it personally when you nearly run them down,> Tobias said. <Some people have no sense of humour.>
298** In #30, overlapping with MouthingTheProfanity. Marco tries mouthing something to Rachel; she misunderstands and mouths something profane back.
299--->I saw Rachel giving me the fish eye from across the room. I mouthed that one word: ''alive''.\
300Evidently Rachel doesn't read lips. She misunderstood what I'd said and responded by mouthing two words I won't repeat.
301** In #53, this trope overlaps with PardonMyKlingon:
302--->[[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld Erek]] said a long string of words I didn't understand.\
303"What?"\
304"I was offering you my opinion of your morals and your ethics and your sense of decency," Erek spat. "I was speaking an ancient Mesopotamian dialect known for its wide variety of curse words."
305* ''Literature/AtlasShrugged'':
306-->"You can tell that railroad to--" followed by untransmissible words, was the message of the Smather Brothers of Arizona in answer to the S.O.S. of New York.
307* In the ''Literature/TheBabySittersClub'' Super Special "Snowbound", Dawn's mother hits a mailbox while trying to drive in the snow. She says, in Dawn's words, "a word I have never heard her use before. In fact, I've heard it only in movies that Mom doesn't know I've seen."
308** In "Sea City, Here We Come!" Stacey is about to recount what Mrs. Barrett said while driving, before trailing off and recovering with, "Actually, I won't repeat what she said."
309* ''Literature/TheBartimaeusTrilogy'': Done a few times in ''The Amulet of Samarkand'' usually for a Babylonian swear word. But one instance takes the cake when both language and violence make a censor when an imp is about to say something very inappropriate we get a line of asterisk and the footnote.
310-->[[RelaxOVision These polite asterisks]] replace a short censored episode characterized by bad language and some sadly necessary violence. When we pick up the story again, everything is as before except I am perspiring slightly and the contrite imp is the model of cooperation.
311* Creator/DavidEddings takes this trope and runs with it in ''Literature/TheBelgariad'' and ''The Malloreon''. The only actual curses in the entire series are the God's names like with Durnik's "Belar, Mara and Nedra" (which is described as swearing particularly well), but there are plenty of descriptions of cursing, including shocked reactions from the characters present. The absolute epitome of this is in the exchanges between [[VitriolicBestBuds Beldin and Polgara]], which are so epically vulgar that they can drive hardened warriors from the vicinity. It is said that Polgara can curse for hours nonstop, in multiple languages (usually at the same time), without ever repeating herself.
312* ''Literature/TheBigSleep'' has this as RunningGag. After a young suspect gets caught, his only words from then on are shown as "Go ---- yourself." Marlowe will occasionally narrate that the kid said "his three favorite words" and refers to him as "he of the limited vocabulary." When Marlowe asks a cop if the kid said anything while he was away, the cop quips, "He made a suggestion. I'm letting it ride."
313* Mary Rodgers's ''A Billion for Boris'' (sequel to ''Literature/FreakyFriday'') has a "Brooklyn-born Chinese Puerto Rican" character resorting to this:
314-->"#%* °@+ !" he said darkly in inscrutable Mandarin.
315* In the ''Toys/{{Bionicle}}'' book ''Challenge of the Hordika'', Sidorak curses in an ancient language that was "old when Metru Nui was new". In ''Legacy of Evil'', Reidak lets out "string of curses that could have seared the scales off a stone serpent", after one of his teammates flipped him over like a coin, into the sea. in ''Time Trap'', Vakama mutters something that "would have gotten him tossed out of a Ga-Metru school". And wise old Turaga Nuju is known to have at times used his special bird language for such purposes, which his aide was always hesitant to translate, although the others around him could still guess what he was saying.
316* Herman Wouk, in the preface to ''Literature/TheCaineMutiny'', assumes that readers will not want a more exact rendering of the sailors' habitual speech, and only notes that they use "horrible profanity". At one point, a CPO gives "vent to a string of profanities which meant roughly 'This is most unusual.'"
317* ''Literature/DreamPark'': When S.J. teases Mary-Em about her character's magic-induced pregnancy in ''The California Voodoo Game'', her reply does have something to do with motherhood, but could hardly have been considered complimentary to S.J. (or to S.J.'s mother, one presumes).
318* In "Mirror, ɿoɿɿiM, Off the Wall", one of Creator/SpiderRobinson's [[Literature/CallahansCrosstimeSaloon Callahan's]] stories, Fast Eddie is at a loss for words trying to describe the taste of "Wonderbooze":
319-->"Dat incestuous child is de best oral-genital-contacting booze I ever drank," Eddie said approximately.
320* In the ''Literature/ChaosWalking'' series, Todd does this ''a lot''. Most notably, whenever he wants to narrate that someone said "fuck", he replaces it with "eff - except they didn't say 'eff'".
321* ''Literature/CharlieAndTheGreatGlassElevator'' briefly mentions that the InvisiblePresident at one point utters a very rude word. Unfortunately, he's live on national radio, meaning that kids everywhere hear it, repeat it, and [[ValuesDissonance get smacked by their parents]].
322* In ''Literature/CheaperByTheDozen'' (or at least the book version), one of the kids calls a neighbor's kid a "son of an unprintable word". Most readers know what this means. Later there's "you unprintable son of a ruptured deleted."
323* ''Literature/AChristmasCarol'': This is Ebenezer Scrooge's response to his nephew Fred inviting him to Christmas dinner.
324-->Scrooge said that he would see him--yes, indeed he did. He went the whole length of the expression, and said that he would see him in that extremity first.
325* Literature/ConanTheBarbarian, when he wasn't swearing by Crom or his other gods, would often let loose with curses in his native tongue, such as in one scene in "The Scarlet Citadel" where, as his final words to EvilSorcerer Tsotha before being shut up in the dungeons, he "let loose a searing Cimmerian curse that would have burst the eardrums of an ordinary man."
326* In ''Literature/OverSeaUnderStone'', the first book of ''Literature/TheDarkIsRising'', the three Drew children encounter [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain Bill Hoover]] down at the harbor, with Jane almost getting run over by him on his bicycle. After exchanging some heated words, he rides away:
327-->"--off, the lot of 'ee," he snapped; they had never heard the word he used, but the tone was unmistakable, and Simon went hot with resentment and clenched his fists to lunge forward.
328* In ''Literature/DannyTheChampionOfTheWorld'': When Mr Hazell sees the doped pheasants all over the filling-station, the language he uses is so foul and filthy that it scorches Danny's earholes, and he cannot possibly repeat it.
329* ''Literature/DeltoraQuest'' features the line 'Barda cursed under his breath', usually in response to the book's villain, a lot.
330* Used throughout ''Literature/TheDevilInVienna'' which is written as protagonist Inge's diary. She says Seyss-Inquart's name sounds like "a certain dirty word", but fails to specify, mentions her mother saying "a word she hardly ever uses" and uses the old standby, "only he didn't say...".
331* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'':
332** In ''Literature/ReaperMan'', Mustrum Ridcully uses a word "unfamiliar to those wizards who had not had his robust country upbringing and knew nothing of the finer points of animal husbandry" to cuss out the Dean for careless use of a fireball spell.
333** Toyed with in ''Literature/TheTruth''; the brutal Mr. Tulip has a speaking habit punctuated with "--ing" (sic), used in ways that heavily suggest swearing. It's gradually revealed that the characters in the novel are actually hearing him saying "(pause)ing" or actually pronouncing the dash. When you reread it, ''knowing'' that he's not actually swearing this time, this bit of dialogue is much more funny.
334--->'''Mr Tulip:''' It's a --ing virginal! So called because it was meant for --ing young ladies!\
335'''Priest:''' Gracious, really? I thought it was just a sort of early piano!\
336'''Mr Pin:''' Meant to be ''played'' by young ladies.
337** From ''Literature/GuardsGuards'': "They felt, in fact, thoroughly bucked up, which was likely how Lady Sybil would have put it and ''definitely'' several letters of the alphabet shy of how they normally felt."
338** Additionally, two from ''Literature/MenAtArms''. First, "...a remark from a Watchman would be genteelly paraphrased by a string of symbols generally found on the top row of a typewriter's keyboard..." Second:
339--->"D*mn!" said Carrot, [[LampshadeHanging a difficult linguistic feat.]]
340** ''Literature/{{Mort}}'' had this exchange between two thieves who tried to mug Mort, only to see him escape by walking through a wall:
341---> "-- me, a --ing wizard! I ''hate'' --ing wizards!"\
342"You shouldn't -- them, then," said the second thief, effortlessly pronouncing a string of dashes.
343* Vlad Taltos from ''Literature/{{Dragaera}}'', UnreliableNarrator extraordinaire and TropeNamer for FirstPersonSmartass, occasionally falls into this. Given [[SophisticatedAsHell his vocabulary the rest of the time]], it tends to be for ExpospeakGag-style humor, such as when he says in ''Literature/{{Iorich}}'' (after Norathar tries to get rid of him with some BlatantLies) that he gave her "a brief dissertation on fertilizer." That's Vlad-speak for, "Bullshit."
344* In ''Literature/DragonPearl'', Min notes that space-farers say a lot of words her mother wouldn't want to hear.
345* ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'':
346** [[DemBones Bob the Skull's]] introduction in ''Literature/{{Storm Front|DresdenFiles}}'' has a bit where Bob grumbles [[ForeignCussWord something in Old French]], "though I got lost when he got to the anatomical improbabilities of bullfrogs."
347** Normally the series isn't afraid to use harsher curse words when appropriate. But they do this in one book where after hearing bad news the narration says "Hendricks said a bad word." "Sideways", Harry responds.
348* {{Invoked}} in Creator/DanAbnett's scifi novel ''Literature/{{Embedded}}'', one of the technologies in which was [[TranslatorCollar "ling patches"]], which were used to modify speech (including communicating across languages). On a recently settled and emancipated planet, the government tried to keep news feeds clean by using modified ling patches that would replace certain swears with with [[EnforcedPlug sponsored expletives]]. One of note, was the word "Freek[[TradeSnark ®]]", and it was {{Discussed}} early on.
349-->'''[[IntrepidReporter Falk]]:''' What's with this "freeking" thing?\
350'''[[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection Cleesh]]:''' [=NoCal=] Cola stepped up and offered to sponsor an expletive inside the zone. Freek®. Like in [=NoCal=] Freek®, the lime-flavoured hi-caff one. [...] [Done by] Ling patch.\
351'''Falk:''' That's how you're making that little sound at the end of the word? ''[laughing]'' None of you can actually curse any more?\
352'''Cleesh:''' Nope.\
353'''Falk:''' Say ''fuck''!\
354'''Cleesh:''' Freek®!
355* ''Literature/{{Everworld}}'': Of particular note is the incident in the fifth book when the resident EmotionlessGirl goes UnstoppableRage.
356--> She erupted in a stream of obscenity, spitting the words at me, eyes bulging, face red, raging, hurling the filthiest insults imaginable. I turned and walked away.
357* In Roald Dahl's ''Literature/FantasticMrFox'', after the titular character has again outwitted the farmers after his hide, Farmer Bunce is described as exclaiming in language that "could not be typed."
358* Rafał Kosik did this a few times in his ''Literature/FelixNetAndNika'' YoungAdults books. Very few characters use profanities, but when they are, those are [[ClusterFBomb Cluster F Bombs]]. Only all profanities are replaced with "''beeeep''".
359* In ''Literature/TheFinalReflection'', after a Human diplomat makes a proposal that Krenn finds horribly insulting, he relieves his feelings by using an alien language the Humans don't know "to curse the Humans and their riding animals".[[note]]"--and the horse you rode in on!"[[/note]]
360* Though the first ''Literature/FloraSegunda'' book didn't use this trope much, if at all, the second features it practically every other page. Although since Califan swearing seems to consist of things like "fike" and "scit", and Flora's willing to record those as-is, one wonders what exactly is being censored.
361* Joe Haldeman's ''Literature/TheForeverWar'' has this with the protagonist's far-future squad members. "He said a word whose vowel had changed over the years, but whose meaning hadn't."
362* In ''Literature/ForWhomTheBellTolls'', which is full of Spanish-speaking characters, Creator/ErnestHemingway rendered some words as "obscenity" or "unprintable" in dialogue, rather than either translating them or leaving them in Spanish. Hence the famous line: "I obscenity in the milk." Except for the expurgated word, this is a literal translation of the expression "me cago en la leche," which is [[ForeignCussWord not censored when the novel includes it in Spanish]].
363* In Michael Grant's ''Literature/{{Gone}}'' series, this happens quite a lot. (He's gotten praise for it, too.) Once, Drake Merwin (resident AxCrazy psycho) calls Diana (SmugSnake, SnarkKnight, etc) a witch. Only the book says that wasn't the word he used. Also, in the fourth book Plague, when Sam and Astrid the Genius are [[spoiler:having some relationship problems]] it says that Astrid told him he could go make out with someone else, only she used a phrase Sam was really surprised to hear coming from good Christian girl Astrid's lips.
364** This isn't entirely surprising, given that he cowrote ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'' with K.A. Applegate.
365** Subverted in that curses actually are spelled out in the series, just rarely, such as when Diana refers to ''herself'' as a bitch. Possibly the most direct subversion was in ''Fear'', the fifth book, when Penny said a phrase to Caine that wasn't very nice, and "ended in "you". This is immediately followed up by Caine's correcting her; she should have said, "Fuck you, ''your highness''". Dashed out, but still.
366* In ''Literature/GreatExpectations'', there is a scene in which a character's repeated uses of the word "damn" are printed as "bless". It's unclear whether this is censored or whether it's [[GoshdangItToHeck what he's actually saying]].
367* ''Literature/HarryPotter'':
368** This appears about 50 times a book, [[SirSwearsALot usually with Ron doing it]] (indeed, "Ron swore", often "loudly", might be the catchphrase of the whole series), usually followed by Hermione or his mother berating him for it. It's quite effective--readers get the sense that Harry and company are normal teenagers who curse and make rude hand gestures, without it interfering with the story. There's more directly-reported swearing in the later books, reflecting both the DarkerAndEdgier subject matter and the increased age of the characters and readers. Sometimes Rowling makes it easy and just [[CurseCutShort cuts off the dialogue]] (As in, "You--").
369** ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'' includes the line "Ron told Malfoy to do something that Harry knew he would never have dared say in front of Mrs. Weasley", giving us Narrative Profanity Filter and a NoodleIncident in one.
370** Ironically, one of the few times [[PrecisionFStrike an actual swear is uttered]], it's by... Molly Weasley. Mind you, she had [[MamaBear every reason to let loose]], and of course OOCIsSeriousBusiness.
371** In the scene where Harry, Hermione, and Ron are attacked in a Muggle cafe in ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows Deathly Hallows]]'', Hermione "muttered a suggestion as to where Ron could stick his wand instead."
372** Fred and George's sparklers "write swear words in midair of their own accord" when they are released inside Hogwarts in ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix Order of the Phoenix]]''.
373** "Snape let out a stream of mixed swear words and hexes" during his Worst Memory in book 5.
374** Harry bangs his head and pauses to "employ a few of Uncle Vernon's choicest swear words."
375** ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince Half-Blood Prince]]'':
376--->Frustration was running high and there was a certain amount of ill-feeling towards Wilkie Twycross and his three Ds, which had inspired a number of nicknames for him, the politest of which were Dog-breath and Dung-head.
377** Creator/JKRowling does it for obscene gestures as well as words, such as during the Quidditch World Cup final:
378--->The leprechauns had risen into the air again and, this time, they formed a giant hand, which was [[FlippingTheBird making a very rude sign indeed]] across the pitch towards the Veela.
379*** [[FridgeBrilliance There was possibly a method to this]], as depending on what country you're from, the hand sign that comes to mind could be completely different. Though, the leprechauns were, of course, representing an ''Irish'' team, so there's also that to be taken into consideration.
380** There is another instance where Harry initially thinks someone is [[FlippingTheBird making a rude gesture]] towards someone else, but that person was actually just showing off a ring that was on presumably his middle finger.
381** Ron makes a rude hand gesture in front of his mother, who threatens to [[VSign jinx his fingers together]].
382** Uncle Vernon, Mundungus, and Ron all use "effing" at least once. Not a swear word, but we know what they mean.
383** "...[during Christmas], the suits of armor had all been bewitched to sing carols whenever anyone passed them. It was quite something to hear "O Come, All Ye Faithful" sung by an empty helmet that only knew half the words. Several times, Filch the caretaker had to extract Peeves from inside the armor, where he had taken to hiding, filling in the gaps in the songs with lyrics of his own invention, all of which were very rude."
384** In his commentary of ''Literature/TheTalesOfBeedleTheBard'', Dumbledore mentions that Lucius Malfoy had a few choice things to say to him, "but as they consisted mainly of opprobrious remarks on my sanity, parentage, and hygiene, their relevance to this commentary is remote."
385** The third book has this instance with Ron:
386--->"D'you know what that -" (he called Snape something that made Hermione say "Ron!") "- is making me do?"
387* A variant is used in ''Literature/HiddenTalents''. The narrator mistakes the sound of swearing for chickens clucking at first, then realizes that a single swearword is being said over and over, implying a ClusterFBomb.
388* In Creator/KurtVonnegut's ''Literature/HocusPocus'':
389-->Bergeron's epitaph for the planet, I remember, which he said should be carved in big letters in a wall of the Grand Canyon for the flying-saucer people to find, was this:\
390WE COULD HAVE SAVED IT\
391BUT WE WERE TOO DOGGONE CHEAP\
392Only he didn't say "doggone".
393* In one of Creator/PoulAnderson and Creator/GordonRDickson's ''Literature/{{Hoka}}'' stories, one character describes another as the offspring of a union that the compilers of Leviticus would not have approved of.
394* From the first novel of the ''Literature/HonorHarrington'' series, ''On Basilisk Station'', when [[SleazyPolitician Countess New Kiev]] tries to tell [[BadassBureaucrat Dame Estelle Matsuko]] to stop enforcing local trade laws:
395-->Dame Estelle's [[ClusterFBomb sulfurous description]] of her interview with Countess New Kiev's courier had been [interesting]. Honor had never imagined the genteel, composed Resident Commissioner could be [[RageBreakingPoint so elementally enraged]]. Dame Estelle had looked ready to bite pieces out of the furniture.
396* In force through all of the ''Literature/HoratioHornblower'' books, which are [[WoodenShipsAndIronMen about sailors]]. They're usually denoted as cursing, or sometimes "forceful expressions". In ''Hornblower and the Atropos'', an impressed ferryman expresses his admiration by swearing several "oaths". In ''The Happy Return'', Hornblower is put in a situation where none of the fifty-five(!) oaths he has prepared are adequate to the occasion. (One of the only aversions to the trope comes in the latter book, when the ''Lydia'' is described as being a [[PrecisionFStrike perfect bitch]] under tow.)
397* Happens a couple of times in ''Literature/TheHungerGames'' and its sequel, as Katniss describes her fellow tributes Cato and Johanna "swearing like a fiend" and "scream[ing] a lot of really insulting things at me." Katniss later gets in on the action herself in the second and third books by screaming "terrible things" at people, usually Haymitch.
398* In ''Literature/IfYouFindThis'', a children's adventure/mystery novel, the main protagonist and first-person narrator, Nicholas Funes, is a sort of ChildProdigy. He often thinks in terms of music and when not doing so, in terms of math. Thus, at those times when one of the characters in the novel uses words that can't be printed in a children's novel, he simply states that the character "swore to the power of unwriteable."
399* In the fourth book of ''Literature/TheIndianInTheCupboard'' series, while climbing up into the barn's hayloft to reach Kitsa and her kittens, Patrick falls through the weak boards and lands on top of his friend, breaking his ankle in the process. When he does, the friend cries out "Oh shoot!" Omri then notes, via the narrative, "except he didn't say 'shoot'."
400%%* ''[[Literature/InheritanceCycle Eragon]]'' uses this ''a lot''.
401* Creator/IanFleming used the wonderful example "___" a few times. It's clear Literature/JamesBond was referring to what he likes to do with the girl of the week . . . .
402** In ''Literature/{{Goldfinger}}'', the title character is trying to make Bond talk, and at one point Bond tells him to go and ____ ''himself''. Goldfinger good-humoredly replies, "Even I am not capable of that, Mr. Bond."
403** In ''Literature/CasinoRoyale'' we have this a number of times, including the following:
404*** "No", he said flatly, "... you."
405*** "For a moment he looked out towards the quiet sea, then he cursed aloud, one harsh obscenity."
406* Parodied in ''Literature/TheJenniferMorgue'' by Creator/CharlesStross. As protagonist Bob Howard narrates:
407-->"I start swearing. Not my usual [[ClusterFBomb 'shit-fuck-piss-cunt-bugger']] litany, but ''really'' rude words."
408* In ''Literature/TheKingdomKeepers'', Maybeck swears rather frequently. However, it is never stated what he says. For example, in book 2, he says "Close the freaking door!". The very next sentence is "Only he didn't say freaking." They do this frequently. Or they simply say "Maybeck said a word that would have gotten him kicked out of class if he had been in school."
409* Played with in the ''Literature/KnownSpace'' series, where "Bleep" and "Censor" have BECOME swear words [[HaveAGayOldTime due to language drift]]. Lucas Garner is extremely smug about actually remembering why.
410* Literature/AlfredLordTennyson's "Lady Clara Vere de Vere":
411-->She had the passion of her kind, \
412She spake some certain truths of you. \
413Indeed I heard one bitter word \
414That scarce is fit for you to hear.
415* Subverted in ''Literature/TheLandOfTheSilverApples'' when the heroes are running in a rapidly flooding cave, two of the female characters are described as letting out a stream of curses and the little girl asks, "What does filthy #$@!!' mean?" Extra humor comes from the fact that a priest was among the heroes.
416* In ''Literature/LeftBehind'', Tim [=LaHaye=] and Jerry Jenkins use this with their non-Tribulation Force characters. Usually it's done with the characters that they want to show are bad people, but don't want to have the words written for the largely-Christian audience.
417* ''Literature/LegacyOfTheAldenata'': In ''Gust Front'', Captain April Weston, commanding the frigate ''Agincourt'', is said to curse two minutes straight without repeating herself, in response to an official e-mail.
418* ''Literature/{{Lensman}}'': Kimball Kinnison in ''Gray Lensman'':
419-->"Did I ever ask you for a drink, you (unprintable here, even in a modern and realistic novel, for the space of two long breaths)... !"
420* ''Literature/LittleHouseOnThePrairie'':
421** Quite common in the ''Little House on the Prairie'' books by Creator/LauraIngallsWilder. Characters are just said to have sworn, and nothing else. There are some instances where it appears that a character has sworn, but it's not clear to the modern audience if the word used was truly offensive or the character himself was just using a substitute for an actual curse.
422** There is one instance where Laura overhears a confrontation between migrant railroad workers. The dialogue in the book is clean, but Laura notes in the narration with some shock (and, this being Laura, also some guilty fascination) that the railwaymen were using "rough language. She was hearing rough language."
423** She also quotes Pa a few times as saying "blanked" in phrases where the most logical assumption is that he actually said "damned", but there is no disclaimer explaining that Pa actually used a different word. She simply quotes him as if "blanked" was actually the word he used. Can be confusing for some young children who don't realize that "blanked" ''wasn't'' what he actually said and aren't sure what it means to blank something.
424* ''Literature/LordOfTheFlies'': Simon asks the question, "What is the dirtiest thing there is?". The narration follows, "As an answer Jack dropped into the uncomprehending silence that followed it the one crude expressive syllable."
425* The reason that all of the orcs in ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' spoke like British cadets instead of degenerate monstrous pillagers is that, as the appendix put it, their ''actual'' speech was too offensive to bother writing. (As he said, it was "only printable in the higher and artistically more advanced forms of literature".) As proof of this, we have the one line of genuine orc speech Tolkien ever actually published. Even the approximate translation still doesn't sound very nice:
426-->'''Orkish:''' Uglúk u bagronk sha pushdug Saruman-glob búb-hosh skai!\
427'''Translation:''' Uglúk to the dung-pit with stinking Saruman-filth--pig-guts, gah!\
428(That was one of the three translations he gave at different times, but all were in the same style.)
429* Creator/DorothyLSayers in her ''Literature/LordPeterWimsey'' stories would also frequently use this, seeing how she was writing in a time when the standards were stricter. For example, one of her character once says something about another character that was "more flattering to his morals than to his manliness".
430** She also sometimes has Peter swear directly in the dialogue, but edits it out with hyphens.
431* ''Literature/TheManInTheGrayFlannelSuit'', in a UsefulNotes/WorldWarII flashback:
432-->Tom and Hank Mahoney had been alone--the whole company had been busted up, it had been snafu from the beginning--situation normal, all fouled up, only they hadn't used the word "fouled" in those days; no word had been anywhere near bad enough to express the way they felt.
433* ''Literature/MaximumRide'' has "holy (insert swear word of your choice here)."
434* In the children's fantasy novel ''Literature/TheMidnightFolk'': Whenever the former sailor Roper Bilges uses a profane verb, which he does often, it's obscured by verbing the nearest relevant noun.
435-->'It sounded like a young jackdaw got down the chimney again.'\
436'I'll jackdaw them jackdaws one of these days,' he said, 'if they keep on jackdawing me.'
437* In ''A Map of Days'', from the ''Literature/MissPeregrinesHomeForPeculiarChildren'' novels, Noor calls her foster-father what is initially said as "fart-face", though Jacob explains that she actually refers to him using another word starting with "f" that he can't use.
438* ''Literature/MobyDick'': Ishmael mentions that he has censored out a lot of Ahab's dialogue because nobody "living under the light of the Evangelical land" needs to hear that.
439* ''Literature/TheMortalInstruments'' uses this. Examples include, in ''City of Bone'', Alec said something that sounded like 'ducking glass mole' and in ''City of Ashes'', has Jace suggest that the whole cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically impossible to themselves.
440* In Creator/TerryPratchett's ''Literature/{{Nation}}'', the narrator mentions a parrot shouting words "a 10 year old girl shouldn't know, but she was more concerned about the words she ''didn't'' know."
441* Archie Goodwin of the ''Literature/NeroWolfe'' books does this frequently, including to himself. He claims to do it because he doesn't want to lose any readers (like this one grandma in Wichita).
442* ''Literature/NinaTanleven'': Occurs at least once per story.
443** In ''The Ghost in the Third Row'', Nine tries finding Chris in the phone book, but there are over a dozen Gurleys listed. One is a cranky man who tells her he works nights and she’d woken him out of a sound sleep. As Nine puts it, “He also said several other things, but I had better not put them on paper.”
444** Also in ''The Ghost in the Third Row'', Nine and Chris are trapped in a very small, very dark room, and don't know what to do. Chris points out that "being picky won't get them anywhere." Nine tells the reader that "actually, that was the meaning of what she said. Her actual words would probably burn this page."
445** ''The Ghost Wore Gray'' has Nine recall that Edgar Lonis, director of the play from the first book, once commented to her that one of the great secrets of acting was planting a seed in the audience's mind and then letting it grow. He then told her: "Your problem, Nine, is that once you plant the seed, you go overboard with the fertilizer." Except, as Nine also recalls, "He didn't say fertilizer".
446** ''The Ghost Let Go'' includes the line "My father said a word I don't get to use."
447* ''Literature/OddThomas'' usually describes profanity rather than transcribing it, often in an amusingly formalized fashion:
448-->He invited me to have sexual relations with myself.
449* ''Literature/TheOutsiders'' has this at work in the whole book. It's usually in the second way, although there's a few lines that actually ''blank out a character's cussing''. The fourteen year old protagonist refuses to curse and instead uses GoshDangItToHeck. Whenever his older friends do curse, he only describes it.
450* ''Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians'' does this quite a lot. Mostly in Ancient Greek. (Most of the swears used, however, were considered pretty bad during the time they were used.)
451** Example with a modern day "bad word", Hera refers to Percy as "one of Poseidon's...children." Percy knows she's thinking of a much different word.
452** The same author's ''Literature/TheKaneChronicles'' has a character distinguish between "cursing" and "cussing" — amongst magic users, that's rather a significant difference.
453* One of the books in ''Literature/ThePigman'' series has the narrator explain that he will use #$%& for swears, and @#$%& for really bad swears. He then praises the usefulness of this scheme because the reader likely has a better imagination than he does.
454* ''Literature/PrincessesOfThePizzaParlor'': ''Princesses Don't Do Summer School'': Shelby's swearing is only indicated by her being admolished with a "Shelby, language."
455* ''Literature/TheQueensThief'' books do contain some swearing, but the harsher words are taken out with this trope. A preview of ''A Conspiracy of Kings'' contains one example that actually does a good bit of characterizing the narrator, Sophos:
456-->I screamed at them every curse I ever practiced when I was alone, trying to imitate the Thief of Eddis, but I doubt I sounded anything but hysterical.
457* ''Literature/TheRailwaySeries'':
458** Humorously in ''The Island of Sodor'' source book, a censored expletive laden rant from Sir Topham Hatt is included in the text as he expresses his frustrations with receiving Henry and not the Atlantic locomotive he originally wanted. Albeit censored, it marks one of the few uses of profanity in the entire series.
459** It's a railway after all (one that serves many mines and shipping docks too) ''there has to be'' many SirSwearsALot characters who are being censored for the audience! Peter Sam outright says that Duncan has "strong language" for his past factory; Stepney later says the same for Captain Baxter, who worked in a quarry.
460* Occasionally used in ''Literature/TheRedVixenAdventures'' depending on whose point of view the scene is focusing on. When Rolas and the Red Vixen encounter one of her enemies, she's noted as using "A short, very human, curse word." Scenes from Alinadar's perspective just have Ali letting out a "Fuck".
461* ''Literature/{{Redwall}}'': ''Lord Brocktree'' features a searat using "very colourful language" when he breaks a key off in a lock. It's also mentioned a few times that characters are singing a BawdySong, but we never even get a hint of the actual lyrics (except for "Slaughter of the Crew of the Rusty Chain", which isn't so much too crude as too [[{{Gorn}} violent]] - at least the verses we see). The notoriously foul-mouthed squirrel Grood usually mumbles his curses too quietly for anyone except Jukka to hear, and when we finally see what he's actually saying, it's all in UnusualEuphemism: "Gorokkah! How'd that splitten flitten gurgletwip get up so high?"
462* Creator/RoaldDahl's ''Revolting Rhymes'' has these lines:
463-->And uses one disgusting word\
464That luckily you've never heard.\
465(I dare not write it, even hint it.\
466Nobody would ever print it.)
467* ''Literature/TheRiseAndFallOfDODO'' has an amusing subversion. In her journal, which [[ScrapbookStory provides the narration]] for her plot line, Melisande Stokes always crosses out curse words and substitutes a euphemism, as if she's written the curse in the heat of the moment but immediately regretted it. The original curse is always still plainly visible.
468* In the ''Literature/RoseOfTheProphet'' trilogy, the djinn often 'made aspersions that his parenthood included a goat' and such.
469* Used frequently in ''Literature/TheSagaOfDarrenShan'' the word bull is used to replace bullshit and when characters swear it usually says he cursed or he swore.
470* Both types are used in ''Literature/TheSaint'' books, with people 'cursing or 'blaspheming' and the occasional phrase along the lines of 'gentlemen was not the phrase he used'.
471** In one story a story a police detective starts to say "The city commissioners can go and..." before the narration informs the reader that he did not say jump in the lake, climb a tree or any of the standard options, and that it was highly unlikely that the city commissioners could actually perform the action he suggested.
472* James White loves the second version of this trope, especially in his ''Literature/SectorGeneral'' series. Phrases like "Conway told him exactly where to go and what to do when he got there" happen at least once a chapter, making the book simultaneously incredibly vulgar and suitable for kids.
473* In ''Literature/{{Scaramouche}}'', almost every sentence uttered by Danton features at least one (blank.)
474* From the ''Literature/SherlockHolmes'' short story "The Solitary Cyclist": "He had a fine flow of language and his adjectives were very vigorous".
475** Appears again in "The Abbey Grange", used by the supposed culprit. "...I was standing with her just inside the window, in all innocence as God is my judge, when he rushed like a madman into the room, called her the vilest name that a man could use to a woman, and welted her across the face with the stick he had in his hand."
476* The story "The Affair of Miss Finney" by Ann Margaret Lewis has this: "Jumping to his feet, Hamming spat a word toward the young lady that I shall not record in this memoir. It was so vulgar that everyone froze with shock."
477* The "describe the obscenities in non-obscene terms" use is done fantastically in ''Literature/TheShining'' when Creator/StephenKing describes the reactions of another driver to the MagicalNegro accidentally swerving across his lane.
478-->He invited the driver of the limo to perform an illegal sex act on himself. To engage in oral congress with various rodents and birds. He articulated his own proposal that all persons of Negro blood return to their native continent. He expressed his sincere belief in the position the limo-driver's soul would occupy in the afterlife. He finished by saying that he believed he had met the limo-driver's mother in a New Orleans house of prostitution.
479* ''Literature/SmokeAndShadows'': In ''Smoke and Mirrors'', the headsets are staticky. Most of the fuzzy words are recognisable swears. There are also some other forms used, including the POV character being unable to translate a co-worker's speech properly because he didn't know many French swearwords.
480* In ''Literature/{{Speak}}'', when Melinda is talking with the principal, her parents, and the guidance counselor, the counselor asks if her parents have a strained relationship, and Melinda explained that the father said something that wasn't nice and the mother told her to go to a not-so-nice-place.
481* In the Louise Fitzhugh book ''Literature/{{Sport}}'', the (child) characters are described as using the worst language they can think of to describe bad situations, and, when even this isn't enough, substituting the word "blank". Naturally "blank" is the only blanking expletive that ever appears in the blanking book.
482* Gerald Morris does this in his series ''Literature/TheSquiresTales''. For instance, in ''The Squire's Quest,'' he writes, "Kai... uttered a series of short, very blunt words. Terence sympathized with him. He didn't use those particular words himself, but had to admit that sometimes they felt right."
483** And another rather amusing example in the same book, when Acoriondes is translating Alexander's conversation with his uncle. The running commentary goes something like "Alexander is saying many very vulgar words... even more... I don't think that one is even possible..."
484** From ''The Lioness and Her Knight'':
485--->"I'm [[SarcasmMode shocked, utterly shocked]]", Rhience said. "Aghast, no less. I would never have imagined that a gently born young lady like you would have even known such words, let alone utter them! And all strung together like that, too!"
486* ''Franchise/StarWars'':
487** In the novelization of ''Film/TheForceAwakens'', when Rey gets into the argument with the Teedo, he "gives a reply that would have been unprintable on any of a hundred civilized worlds."
488** In ''Literature/TheMightyChewbacca in the Forest of Fear'', the narrator often translates the Shyriiwook of Chewbacca or the Oktarian of Mayv, but in certain cases simply refuses.
489--->''"'''WGHYAARRRRR!'''" As you can see, he was becoming increasingly frustrated with the controls. "'''NYARRR RYARRRR WHRRRG!'''" Oh dear, I hope none of you do know Shyriiwook, because that was quite rude.''
490* ''Franchise/StarWarsLegends'':
491** Han Solo tends to curse in every language he knows. Naturally, we never get to actually ''hear'' any of these curses, unless they happen to be {{Unusual Euphemism}}s....
492** ''[[Literature/XWingSeries X-Wing: Solo Command]]'':
493*** BigBad Warlord Zsinj calls him up to [[LargeHam mock him]] and demand his surrender, only for Han to have Chewie take the call so he can wander off to direct the rest of the fleet. Since Han is the only one present who understands Shyriwook, the novel's periodic cuts back to the ongoing call reproduce Chewie's lengthy rant indirectly. It's mentioned that Chewbacca lists up the various ingredients that make up Zsinj, none of them fit for polite company.
494*** Zsinj returns the favor at the end of the book, after he, being a reasonably good sport, calls Han to congratulate him on his victory, and Han, being Han, offers to let him kiss Chewie as a consolation prize. Zsinj launches into a similarly described five-minute long rant in 60 languages, with [[PassThePopcorn Han recording the whole thing so he can have it translated and watch it again later]].
495** Apparently Wookiees have a thing for this--generally the writers are unwilling to write out "''Arrn whooon urr''" and such, and only a few will just translate, so just about anything they say is formatted like this trope. In ''Literature/DeathStar'', the viewpoint character, a doctor describing side effects for a treatment, doesn't understand the language and has to rely on a translator droid.
496--->The next comment was one 4ME-O seemed reluctant at first to translate; when it did, Uli had to hide a smile. He hadn't been aware that members of this species were so imaginative. [...] Hahrynyar snarled an offensive remark concerning Palpatine's personal hygiene that Uli was willing to swear brought a blush to 4ME-O's durasteel skin.
497** ''Star Wars'' novels seem to like the "swearing in a different language" variation, likely because in a galaxy with so many languages, it's bound to come up often. An example from ''Literature/OutboundFlight'':
498--->Ar'alani muttered a word that had never come up in Car'das's language lessons.
499** ''Literature/GalaxyOfFear'':
500--->[[Literature/ShadowsOfTheEmpire Dash]] was right behind her, gritting his teeth and muttering something Zak had never heard before. It was either a different language or a swear word or both.
501** ''[[Literature/TheCallistaTrilogy Planet of Twilight]]'' has:
502---> Sitting up, the youth said a word that Threepio knew in close to a million languages but was programmed never to utter in any of them.
503** The short story "A Bad Feeling: The Tale of [=EV-9D9=]" in the ''Literature/TalesFromJabbasPalace'' anthology has a bit where Artoo, [[TheUnintelligible who only speaks in beeps and whistles]], apparently cusses out the title character with such a dense stream of machine language that [=EV-9D9=] actually backs it up and slows it down in her head so she can catch all the nuances.
504** In ''Literature/{{Shatterpoint}}'', being a Jedi, Mace Windu is more conservative in his language than most of those he meets, and is reluctant to quote them directly in his [[CaptainsLog journal]]. ([[ActorAllusion Which is somewhat ironic]] considering he's played by Creator/SamuelLJackson.
505--->Nick was still simmering as he helped me to my feet, muttering under his breath a continuous stream of invective, characterizing Vastor as a "lizard-faced frogswallower," and a "demented scab-chewing turtlesacker" and a variety of other names that I don't feel comfortable recording, even in a private journal.
506** From the novelization of ''Literature/RevengeOfTheSith'':
507--->Bail Organa was a man not given to profanity, but when he caught a glimpse of the source of that smoke from the pilot's chair of his speeder, the curse it brought to his lips would have made a Corellian dockhand blush.
508** Also from that novel, one of General Grievous' bodyguard droids aboard the ''Invisible Hand'' screeches "some improbable threat regarding its staff and Kenobi's body cavities" while Obi-Wan is busy slicing it to pieces.
509* ''Literature/{{Stray}}'' doesn't censor out mild curses like "bitch", but it does censor more profane ones. In chapter 9, it's mentioned that "Bob shouted out a very rude, but as it happened a very apposite word".
510* In ''Literature/SuchIsLife'' and ''Rigby’s Romance'', both published before 1910, “Tom Collins” (Joseph Furphy) is reporting the speech of rural workers, mostly bullock drivers. He regularly replaces “bloody” by “(adj.)” and “hell” by “(sheol)”, which is a Hebrew word for hell. In chapter 15 of Rigby’s Romance the character Dixon says “hell” so often that it is replaced by synonyms from other languages / mythologies (such as Hades, Tartarus, Acheron, Abyss, Phlegethon, Niffelheim) and occasionally by other words: as when a character is reported as asking “who the (adj. Townsville) do you think you’re talkin’ to?”. which would not please residents of that North Queensland city.
511* ''Literature/{{Supergifted}}'': In chapter 7, when the driver of the runaway tanker truck finds said truck in the Mercury family's swimming pool, he lets loose what Donovan refers to as "a series of words that would have sent my mother running for a sponge to wash his mouth out with soap".
512* In one book of the ''Literature/SwordOfTruth'' series, Annalina describes Zedd's reaction to one of Nathan's plans with, "Zedd has succumbed to a bout of loud cursing and arm flailing, he is swearing oaths about what he intends to do to Nathan, I am sure he will find most of his intentions physically impossible."
513* In her nonfiction book ''Talk to the Hand'', Lynne Truss uses the word ''fuck'' a few times in the introduction, but then adds a note saying, "The author apologises for the high incidence of the word 'Eff' in this book," and thereafter uses ''Eff'' even in direct quote.
514* ''Literature/{{Tarzan}}'': In ''The Return of Tarzan'', Creator/EdgarRiceBurroughs has one of his villains call Tarzan "Name of a name!" This could be a reference to the old-fashioned French expletive, ''nom d'un nom'', or literally ''"the name of the name"'', a circumlocution for the blasphemous ''nom de Dieu''.
515* In ''Literature/{{Transpecial}}'', Warren uses "a word he hoped [[SapientCetaceans Iterk]] didn't know."
516* At least one time in ''Literature/TreasureIsland'', the narrator Hawkins says that he won't repeat a curse that a pirate makes.
517* ''Literature/ATreeGrowsInBrooklyn'' has two separate examples of this:
518--> Then her [Katie's] father came down in his long underdrawers and, with quiet but intense profanity, told the fellow [Johnny] what he could go and do to himself.\
519"Let her give the kids a ride around the block. It ain't no skin off your teeth." (Only he didn't say "teeth", to the snickering delight of the youngsters clustered around.)
520* ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'':
521** From ''Breaking Dawn'', Leah manages to do this in werewolf form.
522---> And then, when he added those last three words, her hackles rose and she was yowling a long stream of snarls through her teeth. I didn't have to be in her head to hear the cussing-out she was giving him, and neither did he. You could almost hear the exact words she was using.
523** There's also one with Alice:
524---> Alice said a word that sounded very odd in her trilling, ladylike voice.
525** Also, in ''Midnight Sun'' Edward says a word he'd "never said before in the presence of a lady", prompting Creator/CleolindaJones to speculate:
526--->Given the "curse words" in the other four books, I'm going to assume the word is "dang."
527*** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/random/1488dang.png Daaaaang.]]
528* Used by Cody in ''Literature/VampireHigh''.
529-->He told me to go do something that I'm pretty sure was physically impossible.
530* ''Literature/VattasWar'': At one point a character is quoted to have told someone else to do something "Kylara was sure was anatomically impossible".
531* This crops up frequently in ''Creator/JacquelineWilson'''s books; justified as she mainly writes for children; somewhat averted in her novels for teens, where the worst characters get away with saying is "bitch", "bastard", "slut", "hell" or "oh my god."
532* ''Franchise/{{Warcraft}}'': In ''Literature/{{Cycle of Hatred}}'', an orc uses the foreign language variant when arguing with a human. It's actually mildly plot-relevant. The human doesn't speak Orcish, so he doesn't realize how bad the insult is, or how likely the orc will attack him.
533* ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'': ''Literature/CiaphasCain: The Traitor's Hand'' has a scene where a strike team from the 597th attacks a Slaaneshi-run brothel and are, for lack of a better term, inspecting the artwork. The porn is mostly left undescribed, other than one of the troopers wondering aloud if a scene depicted is even anatomically possible. Cain says it isn't and that even if it was, it would be against regulations.
534* ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasy'': In ''Massacre in Marienburg'', the protagonist, a city watch captain, receives orders he doesn't like from a rival captain he doesn't like either. He loudly questions the rival's parentage and makes suggestions on how he can procreate without a partner. He still follows the order.
535* ''Literature/TheWheelOfTime'' alternates between this trope and GoshDangItToHeck: for example, the OldSoldier Uno is frequently described by the narration and characters as SirSwearsALot, but his written dialogue doesn't have any invective more severe than "bloody".
536* ''Literature/WildOrchid'': In the first book, Taylor writes her diary on a school laptop that has a lock on it to prevent her from typing swear words, so she types "!!&%$%@@@" instead. She writes the next two books on her own computer, so she can swear as much as she wants.
537* In the ''Literature/WingCommander'' novel ''Fleet Action'', when a Kilrathi baron demanded humanity's surrender, Admiral Tolwyn said, "Direct your inquiry to President Quinson. I'm sure he will tell you to go perform a certain impossible anatomical act." When the baron specified he wanted the fleet's surrender, Tolwyn "replied with what he assumed the President would have said."
538* In the first ''Literature/WingsOfFire'' book, Clay hears "Tsunami's voice shouting curses".
539* ''Literature/AWizardInRhyme'': Subverted in ''The Witch Doctor'', when a holy knight in training gets entangled in some underbrush:
540-->He kept crashing around, coming up with an amazing variety of expletives that had absolutely no need to be deleted.
541* ''Literature/WutheringHeights'' averts this trope, which was so unusual at the time that an introduction written by Charlotte Brontë specifically praises Emily Brontë for not giving in to the common convention.
542* In ''Literature/WyldersHand'', any scene where Stanley Lake is moved to strong emotion is likely to have at least one moment where the narrator gracefully declines to report exactly what he said next.
543* ''Literature/YoungSherlockHolmes'': From ''Red Leech'':
544-->''Matty said a single word that expressed his shock. Sherlock assumed it was a word he'd picked up along the waterways in his travels.''
545* In ''Literature/SpudSweetgrass'', the title character gets expelled from high school for saying two words to the principal.
546-->The second word is "you".
547** Later, he sees the principal coming out of a strip club, and calls him out. The principal says the same two words back to him.
548* ''Literature/{{City of Bones|1995}}'' by Creator/MarthaWells: The narration often notes that many characters, Khat the SirSwearsALot in particular, curse all the time, but it's never shown in dialogue and the reader never sees any of the actual invective. The book is set a thousand years AfterTheEnd, so the curses might not translate.
549* In Richard Roberts's ''Literature/YouCanBeACyborgWhenYoureOlder'', the main character Vanity Rose has an actual, built-in profanity filter which prevents her from swearing any time that she tries to in her narration, or in the actual story itself.
550* In ''Literature/SalemsLot'', KidHero Mark Petrie has pinned BarbaricBully Richie Boddin with his arm bent back, and tells him to say "uncle." All we know of his response is "Richie's reply would have pleased a twenty year Navy man." PlayedForLaughs though, since there's plenty of cursing in the rest of the book.
551* In ''[[Literature/TheChroniclesOfAmber The Guns of Avalon]]'' by Creator/RogerZelazny, Corwin visits a long-abandoned house and notes in the narration that "There was an obscenity scrawled on the wall in the foyer."
552* In ''Literature/RainReign'', Rose's father says, "That Jerry [[spoiler:fired me]] today." Rose adds that instead of "Jerry", he actually said a word she's not allowed to say.
553* ''Literature/GetAGripVivyCohen'': Nate tells Vivy, "I have my own life and it's kind of important. Not that anyone around here gives a flying Triceratops about that." Vivy adds that he didn't really say "Triceratops", but she changed it because she doesn't want to use a bad word.
554* In ''Literature/ElliottAndWin'', Win listens to Donny swear in his sleep. "He used words Ma would have had a fit over, and I don't mean 'friggin' and 'craperoo.'"
555* Nathaniel from ''Literature/{{Mindblind}}'' replaces swear words in other people's dialogue with "(R-rated word)."
556* In ''Literature/TheWaterBabies'', the LemonyNarrator refers to Tom's familiarity with "words which you have never heard, and which it would have been well if he had never heard".
557* ''Literature/GoblinsInTheCastle'': In ''Goblins on the Prowl'', when William and Fauna head into the library to find the book that was supposed to be for him, this happens a couple of times when he can't find it:
558-->The surface of Karl's desk was empty, the book nowhere in sight.
559-->William said a bad word, then tried to open the drawers.
560-->They were locked.
561-->He said an even worse word.
562* Mellie from ''Literature/SmallPersonsWithWings'' isn't allowed to use religious swears until she's sixteen or biological swears until she's eighteen, so she replaces other people's swearing with MincedOaths.
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564
565[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
566* One episode of ''Series/BabylonFive'' features [[{{Telepathy}} Bester]] and [[DaChief Garibaldi]] both in C&C at the same time. Bester enters, then picks up on a mental thread related to Garibaldi's conversation with Sinclair. As he's about to leave, Bester stops, turns around to face Garibaldi (he'd been facing Sinclair up until that point), and says, "Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but [[BringIt you're welcome to try]]."
567* ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'':
568** In one episode, Raj whispers something to Howard, which he translates as Raj comparing Sheldon to "a hygiene product used by women who are not feeling fresh as a summer's eve". Penny adds, "And the bag it came in."
569*** Why they did this is is unclear, as the term they're alluding to was used in a later episode.
570** From a later episode: "Yeah, she's pushy, and yeah, he's whipped, but that's not the expression."
571** From "The Robotic Manipulation":
572--->'''Penny:''' Leonard said "cockamamie"?\
573'''Sheldon:''' Actually, I'm paraphrasing. Having been raised in a Christian household, I'm uncomfortable with the language he used. And to be honest, I'm not entirely comfortable with "cockamamie".
574* In ''Series/{{Blackadder}} Goes Forth'', Blackadder's memorable line "I believe the phrase rhymes with 'clucking bell'" is his eminently understated response to finally receiving orders to lead his troops over the top.
575* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'':
576** In the penultimate episode of Season 2, Buffy is on the phone with Willow, and they're talking about the argument they had with Xander.
577--->'''Buffy:''' Yeah, Xander was pretty much being a-- Willow! Where did you learn that word? My God. You kiss your mother with that mouth?
578** Season 9 has Spike tell some of his minions to go do something [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex "anatomically]] [[ScrewYourself impossible"]].
579* In the ''Series/{{Bunkd}}'' episode "Let's Bounce", when Destiny was being overly selfish regarding the suggestions for the cabin with Zuri pretending to write everything down, a frustrated Zuri gave up and left, giving the clipboard to Destiny.
580-->'''Destiny:''' You didn't write down anything I said. And that is a very bad word.
581* ''Series/TheDickVanDykeShow'': In the episode "A Word a Day", Richie gets in trouble for innocently using a curse word in school. Thanks to whispering and judicious cutting, the word itself is never heard, but we can tell from Rob's horrified facial reaction that it's a whopper.
582
583* The ''Series/{{Flashpoint}}'' episode "Acceptable Risk" is told in WholeEpisodeFlashback form as various team members describe the incident to an investigator. At one point during the flashback sequence, Spike discovers that the security system is one he's not familiar with and he has to tell Ed that he's unable to unlock the door separating Ed and Wordy from the subject.
584-->'''Spike:''' ''(in flashback)'' I haven't dealt with a 2700 before!\
585''(Cut back to present)''\
586'''Investigator:''' At which point your team leader responded with some... colorful language.
587* In one ''Series/{{Friends}}'' episode, Joey gets Phoebe a job as an extra on ''Series/DaysOfOurLives'', where she annoys the director with her incompetence. Relaying the director's frustration, Joey tells Phoebe:
588-->'''Joey:''' He can be a little rough around the edges, so I'm gonna replace a word he used a lot, with the word "puppy". Okay, so he said, "If your puppy friend doesn't get her puppy act together, I'm gonna fire her mother-puppy ass.
589* An in-universe example on ''Series/GameOfThrones'' happens when [[spoiler:Jon reads Ramsay's very threatening letter requesting that he send Sansa back to Winterfell and what will happen if he doesn't. He reads the description of how Ramsay will murder every wildling and then abruptly stops reading, describing it as more of the same. Sansa snatches the letter and reads aloud the next part, which describes how Jon will watch as she is raped.]]
590* In an episode of ''The Creator/GeorgeBurns And Creator/GracieAllen Show'', Gracie keeps asking George how long until their train arrives in Los Angeles:
591-->'''George:''' Gracie, you've asked that question fifty times since we left San Francisco last night.\
592'''Gracie:''' Well, I have to keep asking, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} 'cause you keep giving me different answers.]] ... And you get so mad! When I woke you up at three-thirty this morning, you said--\
593'''George:''' I know what I said. ''({{Beat}})'' And I apologize.
594* ''Series/TheGoodPlace'' has this as an in-universe trope. Because the characters are in the titular Good Place, their curse words are automatically replaced, GoshDangItToHeck style, e.g. "shit" with "shirt", "bitch" with "bench", and "ass" with "ash". This allows the show to actually be pretty foul-mouthed despite remaining compliant to the PG-13 rating. In one episode, Eleanor tries to say "cock block", but it comes out as "cork blork", prompting her to mention how appreciative she is that the rhyming was preserved. When characters are in the Bad Place, this filter is not present.
595-->'''Eleanor:''' I mean, somebody ''royally'' forked up. Somebody forked up. Why can't I say "fork"?\
596'''Chidi:''' If you're trying to curse, you can't here. I guess a lot of people in this neighborhood don't like it, so it's prohibited.\
597'''Eleanor:''' That's bullshirt.
598* ''Series/{{Grimm}}'': Wu to Nick at murder scene quoting an employee of the deceased, "He said, and I quote, 'I'm surprised somebody didn't stick a tire iron in him before this.' Actually, that was a paraphrase. I left out the bad language because I couldn't write that fast."
599* ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou'' had great fun mocking a BBC News broadcast which quoted a politician's scandalous remarks to a policeman as "Best you learn your [swearword] place. You don't run this [swearword] government. You're [swearword] plebs." Quoth Claire Balding: "What a bunch of [swearword] fuckwits."
600* In "How the Finch Stole Christmas" (sensing a pattern?) from ''Series/JustShootMe'', the narrator explains that Finch "expressed his displeasure with color and flair, using words that our censors will not let us share".
601* Often used on ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', since the show's FramingDevice is that Ted is telling these stories to his kids.
602** This is used most notably in "How Lily Stole Christmas", in which "Grinch" is used to substitute for [[CountryMatters a much stronger word]]. Although there is one point where she takes all the Christmas decorations, leading Ted to say "What a Grinch!", which the voiceover informing the kids that "That time, [he] actually ''did'' say 'Grinch'."
603** Extended to calling a joint a sandwich and going as far as to making the characters eat a (very large) sandwich and giggling like stoners, and carrying around smaller sandwiches in rolled-up plastic baggies.
604** And, in a later episode, they made... sandwich brownies.
605** Another episode begins with Ted describing how he and Robin had some new neighbors upstairs, who liked to "play the bagpipes" frequently, and loudly. The scene ends with Ted finally shouting "shut the bagpipes up!" at the ceiling.
606** Another visual one: the thumbs-up sign was used as a substitute for the middle finger in one episode.
607** In "The Wedding Bride":
608--->'''Barney:''' Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her!\
609'''Future Ted:''' He didn't say "kiss".\
610''(a little bit later)''\
611'''Barney:''' Hey, kiss off! Who the kiss are you?
612** In the episode "The Murtaugh List":
613--->'''[[Film/LethalWeapon Danny Glover]]:''' I'm too old for this--\
614'''Future Ted:''' Stuff! He said, "I'm too old for this stuff."
615** When Ted's mom remarries and her husband presents Ted with a painting of himself and Ted's mother, both naked with a strategically-placed guitar.
616--->'''Future Ted:''' Kids, there was no guitar.
617** "But I didn't say [[ShoutOut fudge]]."
618** An implied one in "Nannies". To help get over a recent breakup, Barney begins a festival he calls "Bangtoberfest". Except, what synonym for "bang" would work better in a portmanteau with Oktoberfest?
619** A later episode has as its conflict, Marshall's son making more "confetti" while his diaper is changed. It's obviously not ''supposed'' to be confetti, given how everyone treats it as disgusting. It's not very subtle.
620--->'''Lily:''' Holy confetti!
621* During the ''Series/{{MASH}}'' episode "Carry On, Hawkeye", Hawkeye has Radar call around asking for supplies and extra surgeons when most of the camp gets sick with the flu. Radar is on the phone with one officer, and is stopped cold by what the officer says to him; when Hawkeye asks him what it was, Radar says the officer told him to do something, but it was physically impossible. Hawkeye then grabs the phone and asks for supplies; he then listens for a minute, hangs up, and tells Radar, "You're right, Radar; he has no understanding of human anatomy." [[DontExplainTheJoke Presumably, the officer told both Radar and Hawkeye to go fuck themselves.]]
622** Might've been to go ''screw'' themselves; at the time, even that comparitively mild term would probably have been seen as inappropriate for network television at the time the episode aired. Either way, while the exact wording may be up for debate, it's pretty clear what the officer was getting at.
623* In-universe on one episode of ''Series/NewsRadio'', Bill goes on a short-lived crusade against the profanity in rap music.
624-->'''Bill:''' These are actual rap lyrics: "Life ain't nothin' but gritches and money", only they don't use 'gritches'. [[DontExplainTheJoke They use a word that rhymes with 'gritches' that starts with a B.]] \
625'''Matthew:''' [[CloudCuckooLander Britches?]]
626* In one episode of ''Series/{{NUMB3RS}}'', when Charlie and Don are recalling how one of their friends (who ultimately grew up to become a professional surfer) had been afraid of the water when they were children.
627-->'''Don:''' The high dive. When we were kids, I'd be up there doing back flips off of the thing and Nathan would be frozen stiff.\
628'''Charlie:''' I remember that. I jumped in before he did. He told me that I had courage. ''({{Beat}})'' He used a more colorful term.
629* ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'':
630** In the episode "Cold Station 12", when Arik Soong is using the JackBauerInterrogationTechnique on Dr. Lucas. At one point, Lucas leans forward and whispers something into Soong's ear, to which he replies, "That language is very unbecoming for a man of science."
631** In "Terra Prime", xenophobic humans were using language which ambassadors at the meeting to form the Coalition of Planets described as "language that is not programmed into the universal translator".
632* ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'': Captain Picard of all people, describing his youthful encounter with Naussicans:
633-->I stood toe-to-toe with the worst of the three and I told him what I thought of him, his pals, his planet and I possibly made [[YourMom some passing reference to his questionable parentage]].
634* ''Series/StargateSG1'':
635** PlayedForLaughs in the episode "Fail Safe" when Jack is explaining to General Hammond how a negotiation with [[TheGreys the Asgard]] went south.
636--->'''Jack:''' And after that, I kinda lost my temper.\
637'''Hammond:''' What exactly does that mean?\
638'''Daniel:''' Let's just say Jack made a reference to [[YourMom Freyr's mother]].
639** Made even funnier once you remember that Asgard are all clones.
640** In another episode, Vala mentions she got in some trouble in an alien village when she suggested that one of the locals "attempt procreation... with herself".
641* ''Series/TheTwoRonnies'': Ronnie Barker's "Nell of the Yukon" contains this verse:
642-->Then up jumped Black Lou, and his face went bright blue,\
643(Which astonished a passing physician)\
644And he used a foul word that no one had heard\
645Since the time of the Great Exhibition.
646* In ''Series/TheVicarOfDibley'', Hugo and Geraldine discuss Hugo's father's reaction to the news that he is dating Alice:
647-->'''Hugo:''' Well, I can't actually tell you what he said, because... because you're the vicar. But, well, let's say a certain word is represented by another word that sounds like a little like that word, like, um, like "duck", for instance. ''({{beat}})'' He asked me what the duck I was playing at, said he didn't give a flying duck if I ducking loved Alice ducking Tinker, and if I ducking kissed her again, he'd make sure I was well and truly ducked.\
648'''Geraldine:''' Well, duck me!
649* In ''Series/TheXFiles'' episode "Jose Chung's From Outer Space", Scully describes what she saw, and we see it, with Detective Manners saying "bleeping" over his profanity. Then, we cut back to Scully talking with Chung, and she explains that "he didn't actually say 'bleeping'". Chung replies that yes, he's familiar with the detective's speech style... Most of his curses are little gems: "Like blankety-blanking BLEEP I will!", and Scully's reported speeches as well: "Mulder, he says they found your bleeping UFO."
650[[/folder]]
651
652[[folder:Music]]
653* In Music/BigAndRich's "Saved", the chorus's first and last lines states "Yeah, last night, I told the devil where to go."
654* Music/EricBogle:
655** "Do You Know Any Dylan?" has him react to the titular question:
656--->And I usually reply\
657In my own quiet way\
658With a totally indecent suggestion
659** And again in "World Cup Fever":
660--->We cast doubts on their paternity\
661And their mothers' chasity\
662Their courage and ability\
663And their sexual preference
664* Subverted in Music/MeWithoutYou's "The Fox, the Crow, and the Cookie". The third verse begins:
665-->Using most unfriendly words / that the village children had not yet heard / the baker shouted threats by canzonette / to curse the crafty bird.
666** However, the "most unfriendly words" turn out to be fairly innocuous:
667--->You rotten wooden mixing spoon! / Why you midnight winged raccoon! / You better bring those pastries back / you no-good burnt black macaroon!
668* Music/RayStevens' "Gone for Good";
669-->As she backed out of the drive she hit my Harley\
670Drug it underneath her car down to the street\
671Took a baseball bat to my "See Rock City" mailbox\
672Hollered something at me that I can't repeat
673* Rodney Atkins' "Watching You":
674-->My four-year-old said a four-letter word\
675It started with "s", and I was concerned
676** Similar to an earlier country music classic, "Kids Say the Darndest Things", by Tammy Wynette:
677---> My first-grader just said a four-letter word\
678And it sure wasn't "love"
679* "Keep the Customer Satisfied", by Music/SimonAndGarfunkel:
680-->I get slandered, I get libeled\
681I hear words I never heard in the Bible
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683
684[[folder:Radio]]
685* Barry Cryer has appeared on ''Radio/JustAMinute'' quite frequently, and often claims people refer to him as "that noun off the television".
686* ''Radio/WaitWaitDontTellMe'':
687** A "Not My Job" segment asking skier Mikaela Shiffrin about the Gloucestershire cheese race mentioned how the local authorities once tried to stop the race by telling the 86-year-old woman who makes the cheese every year that she'd be liable for any injuries sustained.
688--->'''Peter Sagal:''' Her answer cannot be repeated on [[Creator/{{NPR}} public radio]]. ''(audience laughter)'' Although I'm sure it was said in a lovely ''Series/DowntonAbbey'' accent. ''(more laughter)''
689** One round of "Who's Bill This Time" had Bill censor a comment while quoting an analyst, and Peter makes it clear that wasn't exactly what was said:
690--->'''Bill:''' "This guy is such a total pussycat, it's stunning."\
691'''Peter:''' That was Fox News analyst Ralph Peters, who, by the way, left off the word "cat" in the original quote...
692* From ''Radio/TheInfiniteMonkeyCage'':
693-->'''Robin:''' To quote Chuck D when I saw Music/PublicEnemy at Glastonbury, "There's no point being a dumb fellow with a smart phone." Except he didn't say fellow. He said motherfellow. Except he didn't say motherfellow.
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695
696[[folder:Theatre]]
697* A surprising version in the profanity-laden ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}'': early in "Rap Battle #1", Jefferson tells Hamilton that "if the shoe fits, wear it". The final line of Hamilton's response is "turn around, bend over--I'll show you where my shoe fits!". Presumably, this was done to make the rhyme work, as Hamilton has had no qualms cursing before or after that moment.
698* In the 2015 Met Opera production of ''Theatre/TheMerryWidow'', when Baron Zeta sends his assistant Njegus to find Danilo at the nightclub Chez Maxim and bring him to the more respectable party at the home of the protagonist, who they're trying to get him to marry.
699-->'''Baron Zeta:''' Did you tell him the Fatherland demands it?\
700'''Njegus:''' He said the Fatherland was starting to get on his nerves... again, I'm paraphrasing.
701* Invoked in ''Theatre/AStreetcarNamedDesire''. Blanche, in describing how her family's wealth was squandered over several generations, refers to "fornications--to put it plainly" and "the four-letter word".
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703
704[[folder:Video Games]]
705* ''VideoGame/{{Exile}}''[=/=]''VideoGame/{{Avernum}} III'' has a few sailors who constantly pepper their speech with gibberish-as-narrator-replaced-profanity.
706* ''VideoGame/FallenLondon'':
707** The game provides this excellent example, as a riposte to a woman making insinuations in regards to your heritage and relationships with certain kinds of farm animal:
708--->"You spit foul recriminations and vicious calumny. Ladies faint dead away and gentlemen stagger under the barrage. Your target runs, weeping, with her hands over her ears. You follow her! Your tirade continues in the street, where hansoms careen hastily off and urchins fall from rooftops. You pick up your victim's dropped letters and wave them as a final salute. You are spent."
709** The failure message for that storylet is pretty excellent as well:
710--->Three ladies faint. So do three gentleman and a passing waiter. Two cats fall off the roof and and an elderly horse outside keels over. You are denounced in two newspapers and a sermon. What words! You have definitely gone too far this time.
711** And in another storylet:
712--->The argument goes on for a good hour. It explores the pedigree, the reputation and the anatomical idiosyncracies of both participants in some detail. It's not exactly soothing, but it is entertaining.
713* The ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'' Item-of-the-Month "My Own Pen Pal kit" finds you an (NPC) penpal, who sends you a rather Mad Libs-like letter with an item attached to it each day. One of the sentences that might be generated is about a teacher who told him that if you ignore a bully, he'll leave you alone, and that his dad says it's "a crock of bullcrap (except he didn't say bullcrap, he said a bad word)".
714* Used in ''Videogame/KirbyBattleRoyale'' of all places, where one of the Camera Crew Waddle Dees states that he hopes Meta Knight keeps his language clean in the arena, since he’s recording every word.
715* An NPC in ''VideoGame/LEGOMarvelSuperHeroes'' does this as a ShoutOut to ''Film/SnakesOnAPlane'':
716-->'''NPC:''' Director Fury told me specifically to 'get these snakes off this gosh-darned Helicarrier'. I may be paraphrasing slightly.
717* ''VideoGame/MassEffectAndromeda'' has an in-universe discussion board for the crew of the ''[[CoolStarship Tempest]]''. One message on it:
718-->'''[[MrFixit Gil]]:''' No need to panic about the drive core noise this morning. Just a stress test. There's nothing wrong with an 0500 wake-up call.\
719'''Liam:''' [Profanity Deleted By [=InfoBoard=] [[ArtificialIntelligence VI]]--You're Welcome!]\
720'''Liam:''' Adjectived verbing nouns, Gil!\
721'''Cora:''' Liam, if the VI learns to censor ALL language, I'm making you reprogram it.\
722'''[[TokenNonHuman Jaal]]:''' Educational, in a way.
723* ''VideoGame/NintendoWars'': In ''Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising'', in the Green Earth campaign mission 'To the Rescue', a Green Earth soldier reports to CO Eagle that the Orange Star force bearing supplies for them had been besieged by the Black Hole army, and had rejected the latter's recommendation to surrender. The exact wording of the response provided by CO Sami was apparently less than civil...
724-->'''Soldier:''' Commander! Black Hole has demanded that Orange Star surrender.\
725'''Eagle:''' Hm... I believe Sami's commanding the Orange Star forces... What was her reply?\
726'''Soldier:''' Well, in a word, she turned them down flat.\
727'''Eagle:''' What exactly did she say?\
728'''Soldier:''' Um... I'd rather not say. It wasn't the most... polite response.\
729'''Eagle:''' Be that as it may.\
730'''Soldier:''' Er... How about I write it down on this paper, and then you can read it?\
731'''Eagle:''' Hm... ... ...? Ha... Ha ha ha ha!!!\
732'''Soldier:''' Commander?\
733'''Eagle:''' She certainly is outspoken! It would be a shame to let her get captured by Black Hole.\
734'''Soldier:''' Er... Yes, sir, it would.
735* In ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'': Character Wrecking Ball is actually a hamster using a translator, and thus one of his voicelines:
736-->'''Mech:''' '''ERROR. PROFANITY FILTER ENABLED.'''
737* ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyTrialsAndTribulations'': During the first case when you play as Mia defending a young Phoenix Wright who wears a pink jumper with a large "P" on it, accused of murdering a fellow college student. Mia points out a contradiction in in his testimony, upset that he lied to her, and Phoenix bursts into tears causing this exchange:
738-->'''Grossberg:''' Mia, you made our client cry!\
739'''Mia:''' Let him! That "P" on his chest doesn't stand for Phoenix anyway!
740* ''VisualNovel/VirtuesLastReward'', although more for the sake of realistic dialogue than censoring.
741-->'''Alice:''' I admit I have a few choice words for Zero, but "stupid" isn't one of them.
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743
744[[folder:Webcomics]]
745* ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'' covers profanities with black boxes reading things like "POTTY MOUTH", "OH MY", "FAMILY FRIENDLY COMIC", "FILTH", "FLARN"... and on one occasion, a pirate shouting, "HE SAID A BAD WORD!"
746* Played with in [[http://www.captainsnes.com/2006/02/07/517-the-legendary-swear-down-on-sailor-street/ this]] ''Webcomic/CaptainSNESTheGameMasta'' strip. While most swearing is uncensored in the comic, present-day Alex uses this trope while narrating the flashback of his "epic event" of swearing that was meant to repulse the [[VideoGame/SailorMoonAnotherStory Sailor Senshi]] enough so that they would leave and get out of the line of fire. He admits to not actually remembering what he said and mentions several legends about it, but in the background of the legend montage panels, one can see the faded words, "Fuck! Shit! Piss!" repeated over and over again in that order in all caps. [[spoiler:Unfortunately for him, thanks to how time works in Videoland, all anyone else witnessed was the montage.]]
747* ''Webcomic/{{Erfworld}}'' has one that's actually plot-relevant ([[EpilepticTrees maybe]]). Parson is the only character who ever tries to swear, but in his dialogue it's always replaced with "boop". [[PrecisionFStrike It's also subverted at the very end of the first book]]:
748-->'''Parson:''' Game over? Yes. Dream over? ...No. Boop. Y'know... every time I swear, you remind me. You ''are'' controlling me. I mean ''you''. "Erfworld." So who did ''[[TotalPartyKill this]]'', huh? You? Or me? What d'you have against obscenity, anyway? You're fine with ''[[EverybodysDeadDave this]]'' obscenity. You ''brought'' me here to do this. I'm the real tool. Well... I won't be a gamepiece. You hear me? I'm a player! '''FUCK YOU!'''
749** After that point, he gains the ability to swear at will for unclear reasons. (The actual reason was on the other side of the fourth wall: Erfworld the webcomic was now hosted on its own site.)
750** There is also a brand of magic in Erfworld called [[Main/ShockAndAwe shockmancy ]], which is mostly used for explosions, lightning and similar visually impressive displays but it also has different, shocked into silence meaning. Every time Parson swears, other characters feel like he is casting a weak shockamancy spell on them. It is implied that things were not always as cutesy or censored as they are now. And die and everything with death is also [[Main/NeverSayDie considered a swear word]].
751* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' gives us [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20091009#.Wi12mUriaUk this]], after a case of AgonyOfTheFeet, though the filter is a bit more refined than what Agatha ''actually'' meant.
752* ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'' replaced what are implied to be swears with white words written in black boxes.
753-->'''Eglamore:''' That guy is a '''silly''' sack of '''doo-doo'''. Showing up after all these years like nothing's happened? '''Boy'''! If it were up to me, I'd '''hurt him a lot'''.
754* In [[http://www.housepetscomic.com/2015/08/21/mad-max/ this]] ''Webcomic/{{Housepets}}'' strip, [[CuteWitch Tarot]] is asked why [[CosmicPlaything King]] wasn't along for their adventure in the ''Housepets! 5000 BC'' storyline. She replies with a comment that his emphatically negative response to being invited to join the adventuring group ended with "[[ClusterFBomb a crescendo of creative profanities]]".
755* ''Webcomic/{{Newshounds}}'' uses an interesting version of this trope: swearwords are "censored" by being blacked out with scribbling.
756* ''Webcomic/{{Paranatural}}'': On [[https://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-8-page-15 Chapter 8 Page 15]], a character's swearing is depicted as GoshDangItToHeck, with the narration indicating that the actual speech is more profane, describing it as "censored here for readers of faint temperament."
757* In ''Webcomic/ProphecyOfTheCircle'', it gets used in-universe at one point. When Shanka relates how he confronted his mother about cheating on his father, he only says "I called her what she is" (with a flashback panel showing the woman's clearly shocked expression).
758* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'': Ennesby uses General Xinchub's detonator codes to send him a message demonstrating Ennesby's [[WeaponsGradeVocabulary extensive obscenity collection]], which is only vaguely described after the fact.
759-->'''Tagon:''' I see you've just been exposed to Ennesby's weapons-grade vocabulary.\
760'''Jevee Ceeta:''' My stomach is in my throat right now. It's trying to spit acid on the parts of my brain that remember reading his message.
761* ''Webcomic/SkinHorse'' has an in-universe example with Nick, whose BrainInAJar "AI" is filtered, turning cusswords to [[AC: horse-poking]] other words. And the filter learns; Nick gets away with Yiddish for a bit until the filter catches on.
762* InUniverse in ''WebComic/SpringTrapped'' in much the same way as ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', as ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysWorld'' (AKA Springtrap's personal hell) replaces swearwords with SymbolSwearing, much to Springtrap's annoyance. Flashbacks to his lifetime have the swears uncensored.
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764
765[[folder:Web Original]]
766* In ''WebAnimation/TheAmazingDigitalCircus'', the majority of the swearing is censored as the setting is a digital playground ment for all ages (according to Caine, one of the world's non-player characters).
767* WebVideo/{{Britanick}}: Played with in the episode "Fudge", where it starts with "fudge"/That's not what I really said, and advances to this for "Chickenfaggot", antisemitic thoughts, and covering Nick with mustard.
768* ''WebAnimation/TheLittlePainter'': When the troll Pierre was to be fed to saw his ugly picture of Princess Creme Brule, he fell in love with the woman in the photo. He stated that when he found her...
769-->'''Narrator:''' Uh, he said some things I can't repeat.
770* ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'' seems to like this trope a lot. They will also happily use profanity from any 'verse other than our own.
771* An ancient bit of hacker-lore quite predating the web is the poem "The Song of Hakawatha" (a pastiche of H.W. Longfellows "Song of ''Hiawatha''", one stanza of which reads:
772-->This occasioned some frustration\
773Caused the noble Hakawatha\
774To commit profane expletives\
775Caused him to cry out "Debug her"\
776(Or, I ''think'' that's what he shouted).
777* In ''WebAnimation/{{Underverse}}'', we have [=Fresh!Sans=] who can cause this with his mere presence as shown when he's near [[SirSwearsALot Fell!Sans]] as all of Fell's swears get replaced with [[GoshDangItToHeck "Fresh" substitutes]] much to the latter's chagrin.
778* ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'': Multiple:
779** Fey (an ancient Sidhe) and Carmilla (descendant of [[CosmicHorror Great Old Ones]]) have cursed in languages which have been dead for millennia.
780** ''[[http://whateleyacademy.net/index.php/original-timeline/197-ayla-and-the-birthday-brawl-chap-6 Ayla and the Birthday Brawl (Chap 6)]]'':
781--->Hank unleashed several choice phrases that impugned the Monkey King's ancestry, family heritage, sexual proclivities, and recreational interests. Obviously, Hannah Declan had learned more from her time on Army bases than how to shoot firearms.
782** ''[[http://whateleyacademy.net/index.php/original-timeline/292-odds-and-ends-part-1 Odds and Ends (Part 1)]]'': In Jade and Mule's combat final, has the scenario's fanatic "calling [Jade] things that the sims team should probably get in trouble for putting in a scenario for freshman girls."
783* ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'': Yahtzee plays with this trope: while he does swear uncensored all the time, the visuals accompanying his swearing are sometimes remade into something more polite and/or silly. One example in his review of the game ''Manhunt'', where he gives his opinion on whether over-the-top fictional violence has any correlation with real-life violence:
784-->'''Yahtzee:''' Short answer: No (Visual: just the word "NO"). Long answer: No, and go fuck yourselves, you ignorant, scare-mongering cockbags (Visual: "NO, AND I CONSIDER YOUR ARGUMENT MISINFORMED").
785* ''Website/NotAlwaysRight'': [[https://notalwaysright.com/lawyering-up-aint-gonna-save-you-buddy/255391/ This post]] includes the beautiful line:
786-->I got a nasty message on my answering machine from him. I won’t transcribe it because it’s predominantly assertions that my parents weren’t married, that I was a female dog, and that I was suffering from an Oedipus Complex.
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788
789[[folder:WesternAnimation]]
790* ''WesternAnimation/{{Bluey}}'': When the "Tradies" are at work, the girls report to Chilli on their activities, such as them saying "the word Dad used when the lawnmower wouldn't start" or "the word you said when the dishwasher broke".
791* ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'':
792** The episode "The Terrible Twosome" has Wanda and Foop chide Poof for using profanity, even though he only says "Poof, poof" like he usually does.
793** In "A Sash and a Rash", Chloe wishes to become a slacker and ends up being so lazy that she relies on grunting to communicate. Cosmo interprets her grunts, but declines to translate one of her grunts due to it being salty language.
794* In the ''WesternAnimation/SheepInTheBigCity'' episode "Flock, Up in the Sky", Sheep gets fed up with his friend the X Agent [[UnwantedAssistance being overly protective and beating up everyone who gets within ten feet of Sheep]]. The narrator translates the two sheep's bleating, but refuses to translate Sheep's rebuttal to his friend's claim that his excessive protection is a small price to pay, implying that it's because Sheep swore at the X Agent.
795* In the classic ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpsons]]'' episode "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge", Marge writes a letter to the creators of ''[[ShowWithinAShow The Itchy & Scratchy Show]]'' protesting its overly violent content. We get a scene of the show's creator, Roger Meyers, dictating the studio's response, and then Marge's reaction, with one key phrase omitted.
796-->'''Meyers:''' So let me conclude by saying...\
797'''Marge:''' ..."and the horse I rode in on!?"
798* ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'':
799** In the episode "[[Recap/ThomasAndFriendsS3E14Mavis Mavis]]", an angry farmer tells the titular diesel "just what she can do with her train". Made even funnier by the fact that the American narrator is none other than Creator/GeorgeCarlin.
800** In "[[Recap/ThomasAndFriendsS3E17BuzzBuzz James Goes Buzz Buzz]]", [[ScaryStingingSwarm a swarm of bees break loose from their hive]] and warm themselves on James' boiler, and one bee who burns his foot stings James on the nose as retribution. After James tries unsuccessfully to shoo the bees off his boiler, this exchange occurs:
801--->'''James' Driver:''' It's no good, James. We'll just have to go back to the orchard and fetch another hive.\
802'''Narrator:''' James' reply was drowned by the sound of buzzing.
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804
805[[folder:Other]]
806* The Russian language has a delightful array of profanity built right into the language with ways to turn many ordinary words into swears. Many classic Russian jokes involve gleefully stretching it to its (grammatically correct!) limits. So the subversion is when a sailor stubs his toe, the narrator explicitly quotes the most creative and poetic ClusterFBomb he can improvise, and ends it with the rather late profanity filter "and then swore profusely."
807** Also, there is a joke about two soldiers hired to fix wiring in kindergarten. After the job is complete, all the kids started swearing horribly. One of the soldiers described the situation to his commander, "And I said: Comrade, can't you see that molten lead is dripping on me?"
808%%* [[http://community.livejournal.com/all_he_ever/11918.html Wow, Poland did not know you could do that with a goat and a flagpole.]]
809* ''[[http://www.sir-toby.com/extend-a-story/story-1/code/read.php?episode=92373 The Never Ending Quest]]'':
810--> "What the heck?" Astra exclaimed most unroyally. "Pardon my French." Actually she didn't say heck, and it wasn't exactly French either.
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812
813[[folder:Real Life]]
814* One of Creator/DorothyParker's more oft-repeated quotes comes from a Halloween party she attended. Told that other guests were "ducking for apples", Parker replied: "There, but for a typographical error, is the story of my life."
815* A [[http://men.style.com/gq/features/full?id=content_10957&pageNum=1 GQ article]] written by one of UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush's former speechwriters uses this trope.
816--> He always believed Hillary Clinton would be the Democratic nominee. "Wait till her fat keister is sitting at this desk," he once said (except he didn't say "keister").
817* On web forums and other places with rules regarding what sort of language can be used, phrases like "Forum rules prohibit me from expressing my opinion of this" tend to show up.
818* William Manchester's ''The Death of a President'' was a best-selling (but since out-of-print) history of the JFK assassination, starting shortly before the departure to Dallas and ending with the funeral. One chapter describes the tense standoff in Parkland Hospital. The Dallas medical examiner, citing local jurisdiction over a criminal investigation, attempted to stop the Secret Service from transporting Kennedy's body to the airport and thence to Washington. Manchester recounts Kennedy aide Ken O'Donnell asking M.E. Earl Rose for an exception and being rudely denied. Manchester then describes O'Donnell spitting out "a swart oath recommending monogenesis" followed by "We're leaving." The actual quote from O'Donnell to Rose was "Go fuck yourself. We're leaving."
819* During Creator/ClintEastwood's "invisible Obama" performance at the 2012 Republican National Convention, Eastwood asked the nonexistent President, "What do you want me to tell Romney?" After pretending to listen for a moment, Eastwood said, "I can't tell him to do that! He can't do that to himself," implying that the phantom Obama had told Romney to go fuck himself.
820* When Music/LouisArmstrong got irate about the 1954 Little Rock School crisis, in which the then-Governor of Arkansas, Orville Faubus, ordered the National Guard to block black students from entering a segregated high school, a reporter interviewed him about it and quoted Armstrong as calling Faubus an "ignorant plowboy". Armstrong had actually referred to Faubus as a "no-good motherfucker".
821* During the Iran-Contra crisis of the 1980s, Assistant Attorney General Charles J. Cooper testified that when Attorney General Edwin Meese learned of the scandal, he "said something analogous to ''oh darn.''"
822* In 1971, Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau got in a bit of hot water for apparently [[MouthingTheProfanity mouthing the words "fuck off"]] at his parliamentary opposition. When asked what he had been thinking, Trudeau recounted a sanitized version of the story in which his exasperated grumbling was replaced with [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuddle_duddle "fuddle duddle."]] Decades later, his son and fellow Prime Minister Justin Trudeau admitted that Pierre "didn't just say 'fuddle duddle'."
823* In the 2019-2020 [[UsefulNotes/NationalFootballLeague NFL]] Divisional playoff game between the Minnesota Vikings and the San Francisco 49ers, the 49ers ran a trick play in an attempt to draw the Vikings offsides, but the quarterback ended up playing it so deep that he confused one of his own linemen, who was caught on an [[IsThisThingStillOn open mic]] saying, "What the fuck?" This is how Chris Collinsworth commented on it:
824-->"When Jimmy [Garoppolo] jumped back underneath one more time, it looked like one of those lineman said -- I'll paraphrase -- 'What the heck?'"
825* Also in the NFL, after the insane 2021 playoff game between the Buffalo Bills and the Kansas City Chiefs, ESPN commentator Chris Berman opened his weekly "Primetime" segment with, "Holy -- I'm leaving it out."
826* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e_Rqq0BUrM He said, 'You've gotta snap the ball a little quicker, guys]].'"[[note]]For those who can't/don't want to follow the link, Aaron Rodgers had just yelled, "Snap the fucking ball!"[[/note]]
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